ae539a No.14053586
Alright, give it to me straight:
How do i get into 2hoe?
Where do i start?
This thread can serve as the smhup one too, i guess.
bf11f3 No.14053589
Play 2hu 7 perfect cherry blossom on normal, it's super easy yo, 10 is rad too yeah
2a4b3c No.14053592
>head is the size of a pimple
ae539a No.14053597
>>14053592
She bulked too much.
0819c8 No.14054224
What were they thinking, /v/?
57b60a No.14054243
Fuck kinda question is that you faggot? just play the first one you tremendous nigger. Why haven't you killed yourself yet?
9db835 No.14054275
>>14054224
I don't know but i found this, I ain't reading it tough. https://archive.fo/Y0VOQ
e13a0a No.14054368
Play TH15, powerwash yourself, then go play Imperishable Night and Mountain of Faith. Then try to take on Subterranean animalism.
d0f69b No.14054376
Hold Shift for focused movement.
befd31 No.14054429
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>>14054275
>>14054224
TL;DR The ad agency made the cover so game stood out on retail shelves. That's all.
72644a No.14054561
Touhou is garbage, just play Hellsinker and Mecha Ritz.
8591ea No.14054589
>>14054296
>3D
>better
Pick one
9cda63 No.14054624
>new fightan includes yukari, smug baku and tenshi
Just give me Clownpiece, Junko, Wriggle or the crazy dancers, ZUN.
5cfa23 No.14054634
>>14054624
I'm hoping for Meiling to make a comeback.
9cda63 No.14054654
>>14054634
I want another girl with non-conventional flight/float like Nitori and her backpack. Maybe Meiling floats and moves like a DBZ character, or the dancers keep themselves in their air because they're constantly dancing. And Clownpiece pulls out a bald eagle/combat her to fly.
c658ca No.14054691
>Finally get into this series
>Play Embodiment of Scarlet Devil on Normal
>Music is pretty great
>This shit be hard, yo
>Try Moedan to learn how to git gud
>Manage to get through everything with gold medals relatively easily
>Get back to EoSD
>Shit, still hard, better learn to get good
>Start seeing patterns
>Patchy still gives me trouble
>Fucking Sakuya Misdirection shit
>Remilia, what's this Jewish star of David shit?
>Start using bombs instead of wasting lives
>Finally start to get a little better
>Barely beat Remilia thanks to bombs and some lucky pattern noticing
>Bad end, faggot
Well I finally got it beat, but how should I start getting better to get the end with no continues being used? Any particular tips?
aa7d75 No.14054710
>>14053586
>Where do i start?
Highly Responsive to Prayers
c4e700 No.14054711
>>14054224
It gave us this so I think it's okay.
6af077 No.14054712
>>14054691
Play on Hard, or Lunatic. Get as far as you possibly can. Strive to reach further and greater heights with all your might. Rinse and repeat a few times.
Then go back to Normal and crush it with your newfound skill.
3e7fe9 No.14054716
Which 2hu wud u fug, and why is it Yukari?
>>14054691
>Well I finally got it beat, but how should I start getting better to get the end with no continues being used? Any particular tips?
Never give up!
c658ca No.14054977
>>14054712
>>14054716
Thanks guys, I think I'm going to see how far I can get on those.
Also Why is Patchy's theme so fucking good? It just makes the boss fight so much better.
d0f69b No.14054995
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>14054977
ZUN is a very good composer.
>>14054691
There are no tips. Touhou are very unforgiving games. All you should do is take it easy and don't get frustrated.
b3f711 No.14055037
>>14054691
When in doubt, use a bomb.
Limit your moves to minimum during Misdirection.
It's all I have for EoSD.
I never defeated Sakuya on Normal.
>>14054710
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befd31 No.14055057
EoSD hitbox patch is for losers.
884f83 No.14055186
>>14055037
Filthy secondary here, other than its age and being difficult to get running, is there anything wrong with Highly Responsive to Prayers?
The furthest I ever got was in EoSD was Meiling , and I never played other 2hu games. I should give it an other try I guess
3f085d No.14055211
712d0d No.14055282
>>14055186
It gives the wrong impression on what the series is mostly like. The reason EoSD and PCB are recommended for first timers is because they give the player a good idea of what kind of series they're getting into. There's Nothing wrong with going back to it or the other 98 games, it's just not a good starting point.
>>14055211
Don't be a nigger
b3f711 No.14055298
>>14055186
It isn't shmup.
Also you need to set up PC-98 emulator to play it.
Emulator for it is needed for all touhou games before EoSD.
e6bbe4 No.14055762
play shmups
play fangames
shitpost about touhoes
df2fd2 No.14055791
>>14054691
look up and snatch other playthroughs at share sites. Also, learn to spot tracking shots. Sakuya's entire board & Sakuya herself is all about tracking shots, meaning S pattern movement is typically preferable.
I actually forgot the name of the site where people upload their play data because it's been that long since I 1cc'd Touhou—never got to nightmare mode, though. Life Happened.
df2fd2 No.14055831
>>14054716
>Which 2hu wud u fug
Yuyuko
>and why is it Yukari?
Because she's a jealous bitch that gap'd her snatch over delicious ghost pussy.
df2fd2 No.14055875
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
In during ZUN's best composition
87ecaa No.14056023
I still don't believe these are games.
6a97ce No.14057432
>>14053586
>How do i get into 2hoe? Where do i start?
I made this chart for you, OP
>>14055282
>it or the other 98 games
>not a good starting point
Ignore this faggot. Touhou 5 is the best one
afac0f No.14057512
>>14053586
listen to the original sc 88 midi soundtrack of touhou 6
then begin listening to doujin albums
then start listening to other touhou OST
the games and gals are just extra, the music is why 2hu is good
9adc16 No.14057575
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Did this game come out yet?
c658ca No.14057925
>>14057575
Oh that looks really
>chinese
FOR FUCK SAKES
9adc16 No.14057985
>>14057575
>Watch trailer again.
>Alice shows up.
>Mention Koko is mentioned instead.
I see the Alice meme is still real.
44bb96 No.14058117
>>14055282
There's much worse games to start with but I'd give the edge to LLS over PCB as a starting point even though PC-98 stuff is more annoying to set up, because gameplay-wise it's mechanically simple like EoSD and focuses more on random stuff than streaming. Plus good FM synth sounds great.
>>14057575
Looks a bit like that one Youmu overhead 3D game.
6283b5 No.14061552
>through osmosis gather that the characters are just cute girls who drink tea together and have flashy battles
>decide to play EOSD
>majority of enemies plainly state they want to kill and eat Reimu
No one told me touhous were evil. Why the hell does all the fanart/porn have everyone act so friendly?
Also I regret putting this off for so long, I don't usually think much of shmups but this is pretty fun.
After a few days I've managed to get to Remilia on advanced, but I cant get past Patchouli without continues
7b21da No.14061559
>>14053586
Pick a hat that gets your peepee hard and you're good to go.
0f6f65 No.14061560
>>14061552
>decide to play EOSD
>majority of enemies plainly state they want to kill and eat Reimu
At least part of it is just banter. Remilia says that you killed Sakuya on Stage 6, yet she's a playable character in the next game.
27fb37 No.14061588
>>14053586
>you will never go on an awkward date with best girl
88762b No.14061662
>>14053586
Start with 4, 5, 6, and/or 7
>>14054716
why does raymoo have a dick?
88762b No.14061694
>>14061552
>Why the hell does all the fanart/porn have everyone act so friendly?
Look up yukkuri
712d0d No.14061712
>>14057432
I meant that HRtP wasn't, not all the 98 games you mong.
0f6f65 No.14061713
>>14061694
Abusefag please go.
712d0d No.14061716
e59fd6 No.14061763
>>14061694
This is the perfect time to use this.
961132 No.14061873
>>14061552
Touhou is about cute girls and Reimu befriending other cute girls through superior firepower. Characters act more friendly after being beaten into submission.
88762b No.14062634
>>14062588
Fake news. Alice would never barge in on someone in the bathroom and then spread rumors
e6bbe4 No.14062750
You should play The Genius of Sappheiros, it's a bretty gud fangame.
0f6f65 No.14062983
Don't forget to say "rabbit rabbit rabbit" as your first words on the first of the month for good luck!
832ec5 No.14063002
the point of touhou is not to win, but to watch lolis play a magical game.
0f6f65 No.14063005
>>14063002
You'll see more lolis play magical games if you win.
832ec5 No.14063027
>>14063005
absolutely true, thats how you get a bonus level.
d46a93 No.14063038
Why does this shit have such a large fanbase behind it?
There's so much fanart, doujins, fangames, even fucking fanmade anime when it's not very different from any other bullet hell.
7b21da No.14063046
6f12f8 No.14063051
>>14063038
Because the games are reasonably fun, have excellent music, and a pile of cute girls, even if it has, shall we say, distinctive character art. It's almost made to pander to derivative works.
51a671 No.14063065
>>14062983
So why did it take this long for someone to post a 2hu that isn't shit though?
90b385 No.14063076
>>14061552
>Why the hell does all the fanart/porn have everyone act so friendly?
Look up an artist named Zounose.
Also, friendly reminder that Yoshika is a cute. A cute!
3e7fe9 No.14063079
3e7fe9 No.14063096
>>14063076
Yoshika is alright.
832ec5 No.14063100
>>14063065
you just wanna FUCK rabbits dont you? and really, who can blame ya? but i find it hard to believe that anyone would dislike alice. but back to the main point, are you actually ready to be a bunny daddy? yes? how about triplets? quadruplets? sevenuplets? its probably not as hard as it sounds but eventually theyre going to start shooting eachother.
6f12f8 No.14063105
>>14063076
Would necrophilia with.
51a671 No.14063108
>>14063100
I saw a lot of breasts I wasn't ready for, I'm way ready for sevenuplets.
832ec5 No.14063117
>>14063108
ill bet you are, cool spot.
08dc36 No.14063121
>>14063065
But Reimu and Marisa are good 2hus, plus pregnant 2hus are usually wonderful. But then I also think there are no shit 2hus.
>>14063096
>4th pic
Gross dude.
>>14063100
Making lots of babies with bunnies is great but I have a waifu to do that with instead.
6f12f8 No.14063125
Also really wish you could spoiler individual pictures. Best Yoshika.
90b385 No.14063128
>>14063121
>But then I also think there are no shit 2hus.
Seiga. Also those two musical instrument bosses from DDC which no-one ever remembers.
3e7fe9 No.14063135
>>14063100
>bunny daddy? yes? how about triplets? quadruplets? sevenuplets?
Some people like their rabbit girlfriends bursting with life.
Source is "[binf] うどじゅんラブイチャ多重妊娠膨腹～破裂編～"
1382e8 No.14063139
>>14061552
>No one told me touhous were evil.
Anon, majority of touhous are eldritch horrors that look like little cute girls with silly hats.
>Why the hell does all the fanart/porn have everyone act so friendly?
Fan canon is very strong in touhou.
It's actually 90% of everything in it.
>>14063038
Because touhou as franchise is older than some faggots here.
7eab6b No.14063143
08dc36 No.14063145
>>14063135
Gurofags are a blight on all that is good
832ec5 No.14063151
>>14063121
i hate to blast your blimp but chinese gets one babbo.
>>14063128
>Also those two musical instrument bosses from DDC which no-one ever remembers.
no way, benben has an amazing name i could never forget her.
90b385 No.14063153
But what about the Newhus?
832ec5 No.14063155
>>14063153
the beach wizard and cat 'o' nascar
3e7fe9 No.14063157
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>>14063121
>plus pregnant 2hus are usually wonderful.
yes
>there are no shit 2hus.
The closes thing to shit 2hus in my mind are Miko and Okina, but only because i think they should have been guys like prince shoutoku and matarajin.
And also Yorihime for winning against the protagonists by cheating.
>>14063153
Tell us about them.
90b385 No.14063164
>>14063157
Wish I could, but I don't see any info other than their character art and titles so far. According to the latter, they are twin sisters and somehow associated with luck, so the rich whore probably stands for good luck (hah, up yours Tewi), and the blue Mokou for bad luck (hah, up yours, Hina).
3e7fe9 No.14063167
90b385 No.14063170
>>14063167
>poverty gods
…has Reimu finally found the god(s) of her shrine?
832ec5 No.14063175
>>14063167
i had already accepted her as the gnarly god of the beach. now there is a gap in my life.
d0f69b No.14063186
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>>14063167
Shion is cute but they don't really look like 2hs.
8591ea No.14063223
>>14063157
>wanting male 2hus
08dc36 No.14063241
>>14063151
>i hate to blast your blimp but chinese gets one babbo.
Only in China. Gensokyo is "in" Japan, so it's fine.
870c22 No.14063412
Could I get some 2hus getting impregnated?
d0f69b No.14063442
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832ec5 No.14063452
>>14063442
is little red remi hood a thing these days?
08dc36 No.14063464
>>14063452
I don't know, but it's adorable.
d0f69b No.14063484
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88762b No.14064538
>>14062983
shoo rabbit, go back to your containment board
0f6f65 No.14065454
>Thread was bumplocked
Is 2hu banned now?
88762b No.14065470
>>14065454
Thanks to your spam threads.
0f6f65 No.14065519
>>14065470
I didn't spam anything.
e6bbe4 No.14066274
play the fucking shmups instead of waifufagging
832ec5 No.14066993
>>14065454
wow, this board sure isnt getting any better
9adc16 No.14067144
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>Bump locked.
thats disappointing. Well, new Fantasy Kaledioscope episode.
832ec5 No.14068203
>>14057575
hey! wheres reimu?
783945 No.14073123
>>14068203
>Secret boss
>Secret boos #1
2a6ed3 No.14073937
>>14067144
Finally.
That one episode took a lot of time.