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File: 61d7182bb288824⋯.png (812.48 KB, 825x1207, 825:1207, very old image.png)

622fd9 No.14015835

What would anons recommend vidya-wise to get into the festive mood?

9cb38d No.14015851

File: 6d6f8477a3a1a2a⋯.png (1.56 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)


f9dfa7 No.14015859

Apart from the obvious movie tie in games, I'm finding hard to think of festive games, especially ones that are worth playing outside of them being Christmas games.

I know that Arkham Origins is set on either Christmas Eve or Christmas Day. It's not very festive though.


f11354 No.14015871

>>14015835

Liru Xmas Edition


9475af No.14015903

Nioh


f5e8df No.14015904

File: 943acc4da72ef06⋯.jpg (183.36 KB, 936x953, 936:953, christmas nights.jpg)

you can always use a bit of christmas nights.


76d4ee No.14015922

File: 2f3477707d69f45⋯.png (415.32 KB, 749x352, 749:352, Honeyview_2017-12-03_11-46….png)

>>14015851

My nigga.


0a3cc9 No.14015926

File: d642f5c339908f5⋯.png (284.46 KB, 671x1047, 671:1047, d642f5c339908f58ae4beae808….png)

>>14015835

>2015

>clover

>tumblr nose

why do you hurt me like this?


7534e1 No.14015929

Animal Crossing games have Xmas events if that counts.


b5219d No.14015933

lewds


76d4ee No.14015943

File: f211be19d69c435⋯.jpg (151.87 KB, 850x760, 85:76, christmas2.jpg)

>>14015933

Here's a semilewd for your digits


86fac1 No.14015944

Both Jazz Jackrabbit 1 & 2 have a Christmas episode.

There's Duke Nukem 3D: Nuclear Winter also.


b5219d No.14015947

>>14015943

Thanks anon, merry christmas.


4ffce6 No.14015948

File: 6f85b4a8134fe77⋯.jpg (106.56 KB, 506x606, 253:303, newyearmole.jpg)

https://files.catbox.moe/1jd27s.zip (190MB)

Happy Xmas everyone. This package includes Elf Bowling, Merry Gear Solid 1 and 2, Princess Pitch, and a bunch of flash games. You will have to right click and run play to get past the loading screen of a few of them.


75e0f3 No.14015962

File: d53e5997938497e⋯.pdf (3.46 MB, EYEBROWS.pdf)


b5219d No.14015963

File: 740f76379b4600f⋯.jpg (354.69 KB, 560x560, 1:1, 1456538324537.jpg)


c3a0b7 No.14015964

>stolen cuckchan mascot


f5986c No.14015966

>>14015835

Vivian James is a good Christian girl and celebrates Christmas by going to mass and praying to Jesus.

You really just add insult to injury, if you're fighting against the destruction of Christmas but end up playing santa claus themed vidya to celebrate it.


b5219d No.14015967

File: 477246c3878af8d⋯.jpg (16.97 KB, 500x388, 125:97, 1458248608275.jpg)


0a3cc9 No.14015983

>>14015948

> Elf Bowling

are you a time traveler?


622fd9 No.14016006

File: 237e939294298fa⋯.jpg (22.71 KB, 424x283, 424:283, Christmas Cake.jpg)

>>14015871

Good idea

https://mega.nz/#!cbozmShI!xzAWnAo2jaPAtU4kNbiUplQ7G9AWHzIYr0gWf9mKciA

>>14015926

I do it not only cause I can anon, but because I must.

>>14015948

Thanks for sharing anon

>>14015966

>Implying she doesn't play vidya during mass.

Also friendly reminder that Mark cannot have this Christmas Cake because he's a filthy Jewish Heathen. Get fucked Mark, you can't have this.


0a3cc9 No.14016026

File: 0c6551960578b02⋯.jpg (122.7 KB, 630x354, 105:59, 1510723006a3320-big-1.jpg)

>>14016006

what if Mark ask for forgiveness for Killing the Messiah and accepts Christ as the lamb of God?


622fd9 No.14016032

File: 384a5abe8a04899⋯.jpg (248.16 KB, 800x720, 10:9, 333132.jpg)

>>14016026

It would be a ruse to steal our Christmas Cake recipe.


2a2195 No.14016033

>>14016026

As a matter of statistical likelihood, jews do not, ever, convert. The number of true conversions in 2000 years can be counted on two hands.


949111 No.14016038

File: 4f228e06824ced2⋯.png (11.73 KB, 272x325, 272:325, 1402554914439.png)

>>14015948

>none of that is porn


9cb38d No.14016045

>>14016038

Try new year mole


3b2a99 No.14016089

Serious Sam


1203e3 No.14016104

File: 667942a870a06b2⋯.gif (684.41 KB, 500x625, 4:5, snow.gif)


0a3cc9 No.14016265

File: c5074882ec4cad2⋯.jpg (103.04 KB, 499x525, 499:525, Know You har mehm.jpg)

>>14016032

>>14016033

>probability you are correct is grater then .9

what about a Christmas Miracle?


a7b251 No.14016278

File: 23f1e0461236520⋯.png (242.76 KB, 578x667, 578:667, neverever.png)

I wonder, will Liru christmas special also work for this year?


2a2195 No.14016284

>>14016265

Why the fuck would we want a greasy kike–and all the attendant genetic illnesses–to remain part of humanity?


0a3cc9 No.14016304

File: bb164c39cc1a87f⋯.png (140.66 KB, 640x797, 640:797, 1487850266070.png)

>>14016284

>+5K guitar hero

>oedipal complex twitter confession

>playing vidya in public

>rrrrreeeeeee for shia labeouf

he is funny to laugh at, so I sorta feel a small bit of compassion and want to save him from eternal damnation.


1b4830 No.14016310

File: 7d43c07212fa5d6⋯.jpg (577.7 KB, 2598x2909, 2598:2909, cfd8e35dbc7004654c2e9704e9….jpg)

>>14016265

Girls actually do that because they find the guy attractive and don't want to be embarrassed by sitting next to him unless you look like a serial killer the yeah that's why they sit next to a sexual unintimidating fatass


1203e3 No.14016353

Someone have a mega/torrent for the liru christmas shit?


13a40b No.14016373

File: b23821c41e6e12c⋯.png (900.34 KB, 795x594, 265:198, Katawa Feels.png)

Guess I'll be playing Katawa Shoujo this Christmas


b13472 No.14016385

File: 9e247b18086bf63⋯.jpg (35.1 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, max payne.jpg)

>>14015835

It's my personal christmas tradition to play Max Payne from the 20 of December until the end of the year.


a02b3b No.14016535

File: 82980d17105cc45⋯.png (587.59 KB, 1280x1024, 5:4, viv-chain.png)

File: 7069e5152285afd⋯.swf (4.08 MB, vivtest-xmas2b.swf)

Remember that one time Reddit stole Christmas, and Vivian had to run through Toronto punching lesbians and geese to death?

>>14016353

Pretty sure >>14016006 has you covered.


a7b251 No.14017179

>>14015962

what a nice manga anon, good to find a heartwarming hentai with actual writing


371010 No.14017212

Yakuza 2 and 5


c4a9cc No.14017220

>another year gone by without fixing my gaming PC

I don't have any games I always play this time of year anyway. I'll be spending my holiday curled up with Fire Emblem 12.


73eba5 No.14017237

File: edacfa70d862549⋯.jpg (915.53 KB, 758x960, 379:480, Max Payne.jpg)


3875f4 No.14017251

>2015 was 20 eons ago

Time sure flies.

>>14016278

It doesn't. You gotta put your time to 2016.


bbae20 No.14017261

>>14015835

Serious Sam: The Second Encounter.


bbae20 No.14017285

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

a7b251 No.14017420

>>14017251

>It doesn't. You gotta put your time to 2016.

pff seriously why the fuck?

so whats the trick? is it in between a certain date


3875f4 No.14017443

>>14017420

The readme literally says "this will only work in 2016"

So set your PC's time to 2016, any date should do as long as it's 2016 I tried it today with December 20th 2016, and voila.


a7b251 No.14017452

>>14017443

well if I remember correctly it was released as a special dlc thing, it wouldn't work before nor after a certain date, perhaps it was the whole month


ee8448 No.14017468

File: 5b584ffcd011cc3⋯.jpg (219.95 KB, 989x684, 989:684, terraria christmas house.jpg)

>>14015835

Terraria


3875f4 No.14017487

>>14017452

That's possible. I really only remembered it as being limited to the end of 2016 since that's when it must've come out.


097865 No.14017498

File: ef3d2088f49216d⋯.jpg (114.8 KB, 710x1000, 71:100, 298648296 A Serbian Film P….jpg)


c9bf97 No.14017584

File: 27d9d5cb87dc7dd⋯.jpg (89.82 KB, 650x649, 650:649, 826267-dnw_front.jpg)

File: 467b6d5faea5160⋯.jpg (17.17 KB, 275x206, 275:206, Twisted Christmas quake.jpg)

picrels


a7b251 No.14018143

>>14017443

well got it….

by the way, the original is better, not to mention you can't avoid the cocktease


d77ec3 No.14018819

>>14016535

>vivtest will never ever be completed

it hurts ;_; Why can't we meme this one forever ever, if it worked for Liru?


168a57 No.14019060

>>14017584

Duke: Nuclear Winter is garbage though


f2d239 No.14019100

File: f7b04a401dd9355⋯.jpg (652.69 KB, 228x320, 57:80, Yakuza2.jpg)

A lot of the Yakuza games take place around christmas time, in 2 around midgame the city becomes christmas themed and it snows. In Yakuza 5 there's a subquest as majima that involves dressing up as Santa and being up goons


4512c7 No.14019140

File: 6239a67a484e368⋯.jpg (54.14 KB, 593x440, 593:440, Kramers quest for hentai f….jpg)


0a3cc9 No.14019325

>>14019100

iirc the building that blows up and rains money on happens on midnight of Christmas or new years eve. I remember this reminding me of Die Hard.


c961b5 No.14019336

File: 283e26b3b83f17d⋯.jpg (35.77 KB, 500x375, 4:3, pwaachristmas.jpg)

Phoenix Wright Ace Attorney


00ee63 No.14019445

Skyrim was shit but I did get feels playing snow-level areas around Christmas time.

Howling Fjord/Grizzly Hills too


9cb70b No.14021075

We need a game where we hug anons at Christmas.


b13472 No.14021464

>>14021075

hugs are a sign of gayness


f07c8b No.14022685


39759f No.14023858

>>14021075

>Not hug Vivian

Come on anon no anon would hug one another however we need /v/ hugging Vivian and wishing her Merry Christmas.


221222 No.14023863

>>14015835

May Payne 2.


221222 No.14023868

>>14023863

>May

Max


5a8775 No.14023896

A shotgun brain surgery.


a02b3b No.14023992

File: 13ee447a4c0702d⋯.png (74.52 KB, 1050x600, 7:4, xmasviv-sketch.png)

>>14021075

>>14021464

>>14023858

This sketch is all your fault.

>>14018819

Thanks, it's really nice to know someone cares.

I'll see what I can do.


39759f No.14024007

>>14023992

I say it's perfect anon.


9cb70b No.14024011

>>14023992

wew

Epic anon.


784a94 No.14024046

>>14015948

Merry gear solid allways seemed interesting to me. Thanks


f7731b No.14024053

File: 3fd692882f49765⋯.jpg (666.23 KB, 1600x900, 16:9, 62671-2-1483122884.jpg)

>>14015835

Sugarloafs christmas adventure. And the new vegas christmas special. Also, get christmas movies, like Krampus. Maybe the die hard movies and the old santa movies with tim the toolman.

https://www.nexusmods.com/newvegas/mods/62671/?tab=3&selected_game=130&navtag=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.nexusmods.com%2Fnewvegas%2Fajax%2Fmodimages%2F%3Fid%3D62671%26user%3D2%26gid%3D130&pUp=1


74b40a No.14024061

File: ee6c558b0ea78da⋯.jpg (88.54 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, -03-45-j.jpg)

>>14015835

It's always Christmas in the division even if you play in the summer.


efd582 No.14024077

File: 24acae1e9c0e05c⋯.jpg (121.39 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, maxresdefault.jpg)

>>14019100

>In Yakuza 5 there's a subquest as majima that involves dressing up as Santa and being up goons

Pardon the 'tism but it's Saejima. The part where a chase sequence activates as you run from a bunch of kids had me in stitches.

With all the snow, the snow festival, muffled X-mas songs playing in the streets and assorted decorations, Tsukimino is IMHO the most "X-massy" of towns in the series.


4a34be No.14024094

File: 75a4187148692e7⋯.jpg (43.74 KB, 579x576, 193:192, 09f2ef48bafa213032c591f51d….jpg)


56a086 No.14024111

>>14023992

You're pretty good.


5a8775 No.14024113

>>14024077

So quirky japanese gaem, japan is soOoOo R4ndOm!


f7731b No.14024118

File: 116202b050202a1⋯.jpg (316.64 KB, 1199x1200, 1199:1200, 116202b050202a19b80c0c1c28….jpg)


61b264 No.14024130

File: c3ccf7a445a43aa⋯.png (393.78 KB, 640x360, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

>>14015835

Bayonetta 2 is technically a Christmas game.

>tfw no playable santa rodin


74b40a No.14024138

>>14024118

But if you don't you'll make a nerd

FUCKING MAD


61b264 No.14024164

>>14016026

> ask for forgiveness for Killing the Messiah

>implying there needs to be forgiveness

If Christ wasn't murdered y'all wouldn't be able to go to heaven. You are fucking welcome.


ed7cff No.14024370

File: 1b7f66fc877c974⋯.jpg (188.22 KB, 1280x959, 1280:959, Stalker ghost xmas.jpg)

>>14015948

Cool stuff anon. I miss the old 2000s era of flash.

Anyone got any recommendations for shooters with a fall/winter mood? I'm just about to reinstall Stalker or Fallout with a winter theme slapped over it.


987f64 No.14024550

File: 504abb6ef313718⋯.png (402.41 KB, 844x1000, 211:250, Good goy five sheckles has….png)

>>14016032

would he want it? i don't usually add the blood of christian babies to my christmas treats, so i'm not sure if it'd be all that appetising.


a446b5 No.14024881

>>14023992

>hugging

>a sign of gayness

I may not speak for the entirety of /v/, but that right there almost made me fucking disown Vivian. Hugs between family are not fucking gay. They're a sweet and wholesome thing in a sea of degeneracy.


00bc40 No.14024910

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Embeded


0e6892 No.14025331

File: 21ee3f37a7f0fb4⋯.png (111.24 KB, 320x320, 1:1, 1442754163364-2.png)

>>14023992

I want her to call me Daddy


c9bf97 No.14026574

File: 6f6677973290ef4⋯.jpg (31.2 KB, 717x538, 717:538, ath03.jpg)

File: 4727f3268cfd4a8⋯.jpg (60.35 KB, 800x640, 5:4, dump000.jpg)

File: 21a29f30debb720⋯.jpg (56.49 KB, 800x640, 5:4, dump001.jpg)

File: 2fcde71c32f3a97⋯.jpg (66.68 KB, 800x640, 5:4, dump013.jpg)

>>14019060

well what can you do. You can replace duke with 4 christmas maps for thief 2

http://www.ttlg.com/forums/showthread.php?t=106781#Christmas


46e3c9 No.14026587

File: b796484cd937240⋯.jpg (351.97 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, Artificial Souls.jpg)

>>14023992

Call me the gay community.


5d6b90 No.14026626

File: 6c4f8b529895c82⋯.jpg (28.73 KB, 428x625, 428:625, white witch.jpg)

>>14015835

age of wonders. all 4 games have frostlings to play as, so just pick the one you like and start spreading that holiday cheer.

if im not mistaken theres even santa hats in age of wonders 3 that you can dress your leader with.


b585b1 No.14026791

>>14024881

She obviously said it because she's embarrassed at being hugged, it's not an actual comment on the gayness of familial hugs


07c8ed No.14026797

File: fa41651719c6a1e⋯.gif (313.22 KB, 700x500, 7:5, miku_dance_alpha_by_nippor….gif)

DIE HARD TRILOGY (PSX) mah nigga


9cb70b No.14026858

>>14024881

Try hugging your teenage daughter and see what happens.


264b61 No.14027044

File: c694261bbd936b5⋯.jpg (21.27 KB, 320x200, 8:5, fhapxmas_l1.jpg)

get on my level


b13472 No.14027115

File: a0d1551c5fb424e⋯.jpg (40.96 KB, 336x476, 12:17, good people card.jpg)

>>14023992

I accept this but my comment is still true


be8d12 No.14027220

>>14026858

I always took it as men hugging eachother to be cringeworthy. A firm handshake is all that's needed.


5d6b90 No.14027260

>>14027220

you might as well just grab his penis gaylord


5625cb No.14027285

File: 322c9b23c583249⋯.gif (126.54 KB, 256x192, 4:3, Uncle Ray.gif)

>>14027220

How about a hug as a sign of affection.


297d5b No.14027497

>>14026858

I'd probably pop a boner the size of the twin towers before they fell to the ground.


a3410c No.14027509

>>14027220

You'll change your mind as you see the mushroom clouds in the horizon. You'll hug the first stranger you see.


ccddb2 No.14030312

File: 3b1f03cf98c26ca⋯.png (551.86 KB, 1200x1600, 3:4, tumblr_nmt0aait8G1tmbi15o1….png)

File: cd3845ca66dae20⋯.png (444.54 KB, 805x784, 115:112, cd3.png)

>>14023992

New Viv is glorious.

You are loved.


670111 No.14030379

>big patch

>see this

The most Christmas thing I've seen so far


670111 No.14030381

File: b950e6afa4c0fc8⋯.jpg (415.58 KB, 1920x1003, 1920:1003, ryzom_client_r_2017-12-22_….jpg)

>>14030379

Forgot my damn picture


670111 No.14030431

File: c983d47fb9086c3⋯.png (76.89 KB, 351x158, 351:158, ryzom_client_r_2017-12-22_….png)

>>14030381

And then this happened soon after. That's over twice my total HP. Farewell Christmas!


d5b524 No.14030513

File: 60d4713baf3221f⋯.jpg (100.81 KB, 640x890, 64:89, gen_james_pond_2_codename_….jpg)


4ee468 No.14030910

File: 1997e167de249ab⋯.jpg (44.26 KB, 320x319, 320:319, yaaaaagrinch.jpg)

If you have Playstation or Dreamcast emulator…


6f1b82 No.14031117

File: ecd504b58b5072a⋯.jpg (206.92 KB, 945x960, 63:64, santa claus.jpg)


ca9781 No.14031154

File: ee8d6d2f73d7656⋯.png (31.84 KB, 645x729, 215:243, ee8d6d2f73d7656700b283ea27….png)

>>14024164

Are you still so slow?

Christ had to die, but it was sinful to kill him.

You must be beyond even protestant memers to say what you just said.


e514c1 No.14031156

>>14015851

I came here to post this


ac8542 No.14031173

File: 25d380bf7398898⋯.png (542.3 KB, 800x800, 1:1, orthodoxy or death.png)

>>14024164

>falling for the satisfaction theory meme

Christus Victor or bust.


ca9781 No.14031207

File: 8f6329aa17fbc45⋯.png (440.79 KB, 800x800, 1:1, 7ba65f12af8476df1054e7166c….png)

>>14031183

>>14031200


f7731b No.14031231

File: 0f056796a198f24⋯.jpg (98.46 KB, 718x718, 1:1, 0f056796a198f24f663617ba64….jpg)

>>14024138

What's he gonna do,

BULLY ME?


8de8d4 No.14031642

>>14015926

>Using a red nose in the correct context

>Tumblr

Cease, faggot.


9cb70b No.14032517

>>14031231

No he is going to spank you


0a3cc9 No.14032601

File: a804b617bb1a784⋯.webm (2.2 MB, 540x480, 9:8, a804b617bb1a7841611522cf1….webm)

>>14031642

>defending a Tumblr nose

>calls others faggots

drink bleach nigger


5d6b90 No.14032674

>>14032601

have you ever thought to yourself what it would be like if you didnt bugger men and farm animals?


ccb353 No.14032778

>>14023992

>>14030312

A-ko Viv is best Viv.


5d6b90 No.14032779

>>14032736

the context is that spouting such nonsense and fornicating with men and farm animals has a 100% correlation rate, which voids your statements in most social circles.


9edeff No.14032791

>No stalker game set in the winter to get in the festive mood.

Why even live?


28ea96 No.14032966

File: 623de0478ed2054⋯.jpg (33.54 KB, 539x533, 539:533, Doge254.jpg)

>>14032779

Why are you so triggered?

Honestly, some people need to take a chill pill and calm the fuck down. Just because someone used an image in an art style you don't like is no reason to go bananas.

Then again, we are on /v/…


b13472 No.14033031

File: 62b16e1db7002a9⋯.png (75.45 KB, 290x265, 58:53, 62b16e1db7002a928ab2b94c47….png)

>>14031183

>>14031189

>>14031200

>>14031203

>>14031204

>>14031215

>i wanted to be nice

Hold it right there you fucking nigger, you haven't done anything but shitpost about

<w'er extreme an u losers lmao, it're ur fault that u struggling git a lyfe


ea1689 No.14033061

File: b57f1b5b351f1b5⋯.jpg (32.49 KB, 332x442, 166:221, mad pigtails.jpg)

>>14015851

>tfw shit at bullethell games


f7731b No.14033070

File: a0a2bc6bd85d3a0⋯.png (291.93 KB, 498x461, 498:461, a0a2bc6bd85d3a05a1f18492fa….png)


0a3cc9 No.14033072

File: d07f15915c34483⋯.jpg (33.8 KB, 850x400, 17:8, sarah-silverman-jews-jesus.jpg)

>>14032779

wew slow down uncle moishy, I know your (((people))) suffer from all manner of neurosis but your blatant pathologizing is clearly projection. Only one kike is welcomed on nu/v/ and that is the funny cake golem with an oedipus complex and Mark would never defend Tumblr nose.


f7731b No.14033099

File: 0f326689d27d13a⋯.png (130.7 KB, 1139x1437, 1139:1437, 0f326689d27d13af6894aaac1b….png)

>>14033072

We really need another crusade to retake jerusalem.


48e493 No.14033107

>>14023992

devfag great that you're alive


a3410c No.14033118

File: afedb6efdd68785⋯.jpg (48.69 KB, 360x450, 4:5, jesus-knocking.jpg)

>>14033072

Behold, I stand at the door, and knock: if any man hear my voice, and open the door, I will come in to him, and will sup with him, and he with me.


48e493 No.14033125

>>14027220

in my country even father and son don't touch otherwise, but we sit in saunas naked and sweaty with thighs touching like its no big deal. also when drunk its always about that brolove shit at some point of the night


0a3cc9 No.14033130

File: 36178b37ffdaa96⋯.webm (13.79 MB, 640x342, 320:171, Non nobis domine.webm)

>>14033099 (checked)

>>14033118

Deus Vult


647597 No.14038552

Here's a bump so people would stop making threads


a11a18 No.14039376

Sticky since people keep making christmas threads when this one exists


7353d3 No.14039401

If I wrap a ribbon around a dick and call it a christmas present is it still gay?


c8b234 No.14039412

>>14039376

Fuck off, Pedo.


d08141 No.14039432

File: dac36b2ba8eb92e⋯.webm (8 MB, 606x360, 101:60, dac36b2ba8eb92e3172ea22ed….webm)


5a4521 No.14039443

>>14032966

>dogeposter

>ellipsis

>triggered

Disgusting.


909280 No.14039506

File: 6b8081bac68b7e9⋯.png (44.24 KB, 235x201, 235:201, christmas chen.png)

Merry Christmas

I hope bkub draw Chen 2hu comics again


909280 No.14039516

File: cebdc6d271d1b7f⋯.webm (48.04 KB, 640x360, 16:9, Do you have a single fact….webm)

>>14039412

>Mark is a pedo

Are you trying to stir shit up or are you the SA goon who thinks 8chan is pedo dan?


514589 No.14039529

File: 894720ade3841f1⋯.jpg (130.53 KB, 510x510, 1:1, 1448789049971.jpg)

>>14039412

>pedo

not unless molesting shortcakes is a felony crime now


3875f4 No.14039550

>>14039412

The only pedo /v/ has is pedo wolfspider.


517856 No.14039552

File: f1635ef76b546a0⋯.jpg (41.38 KB, 480x640, 3:4, mark.jpg)

>>14039412

Fuck off, Mark is far too shy to touch even an adult woman. Kids are completely out of the reality realm


9cb70b No.14039566

>>14039376

Does this mean the gamenight thread gets unstickied?


3875f4 No.14039574

>>14039557

hi spider


bbae20 No.14039583

>>14039566

>Not just having two stickies

It's christmas and all.


3875f4 No.14039589

>>14039576

>I'll point him and fuck it up to my own post, that'll show him!


3875f4 No.14039621

File: 928a16c2d076f52⋯.jpg (5.9 KB, 180x214, 90:107, wew.jpg)

>>14039605

>deter

Grasping for straws are we.

I don't go around flashing my name on an imageboard while associating with underage people.


514589 No.14039633

File: 55a3e15d1a85b55⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 218.23 KB, 800x1173, 800:1173, Shortcake2.jpg)

>>14039584


5207ea No.14039644

test


234210 No.14039651

>ctrl+f twisted metal

>0 results

Twisted Metal 1 for best Christmas atmosphere. Twisted Metal 2 for best game in the series.


f04cc6 No.14039692

File: e686865dcbc62b3⋯.webm (11.67 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, twisted_metal.webm)


84cf48 No.14039694

File: 8858db388cf92e9⋯.png (850.69 KB, 710x795, 142:159, 8ed24fe097d84862db87f08cb5….png)

Earthworm Jim

because it's a game for all ages

Barring that just play animal crossing or something I don't know faggot make your own festivities instead of sucking other peoples ideas off.


754438 No.14039699

File: 89c4389c5482dbb⋯.jpg (71.08 KB, 736x634, 368:317, 89c4389c5482dbb183242bcd84….jpg)

Despite not having a snow level, I often play Deus Ex during Christmas.


75e0f3 No.14039702

File: cc8def6d1c73036⋯.webm (7.74 MB, 640x360, 16:9, santa says.webm)

File: cf543ad95bf1194⋯.jpg (209.01 KB, 530x1505, 106:301, You'llneverfindit.jpg)

Woo Christmas Eve


84cf48 No.14039704

File: 45325119b690b49⋯.png (1.08 MB, 1281x1742, 1281:1742, 1462759240108.png)

>>14039702

>canada


f04cc6 No.14039709

>>14039702

what was this dudes name again? love his stuff


fc195a No.14039711

File: d3ef7f1143bed43⋯.jpg (748.08 KB, 3840x2160, 16:9, natsoctrump.jpg)

I don't need vidya to get me in the festive mood, as I already have the tax plan getting passed and net neutralty being killed.


75e0f3 No.14039712

File: 1485e6c61e798d8⋯.pdf (11.6 MB, That is also a Form of Lov….pdf)

File: e60a8134ae8ee85⋯.gif (6.84 KB, 480x320, 3:2, 10-pic_flashbackprog.gif)

>>14039704

I am not from Leafland


647597 No.14039720

>>14039692

Is Sam in the black community again?


6ea0a4 No.14039750

>posting lewd

>tfw leaving to Christmas eve dinner very soon and can't convert my lewds to pdf

I think I can post a couple that for whatever reason is in pdf. Give me a sec.


c55b10 No.14039763

File: f2d1a6bb58fa936⋯.pdf (12.25 MB, f2d1a6bb58fa93614411c757d2….pdf)

Looks like I only have the one for now. Merry Christmas /v/.


909280 No.14039767

File: c3e141443b80809⋯.jpg (24.04 KB, 290x225, 58:45, chen is curious.jpg)

>>14039763

>>14039712

Are those pdf from Fakku?


75e0f3 No.14039779

File: acaf09c5a702eae⋯.png (277.78 KB, 640x360, 16:9, coming to you live from sc….png)

>>14039767

EXCUSE ME I HANDCRAFT THESE PDFS MYSELF EACH ONE IS TASTEFULLY CHOSEN AND WRAPPED WITH CARE


c3280d No.14039786

>>14015835

Terraria has it's Christmas themed stuff right now.

Some bunnies are in Santa costumes (sadly it does not last once the holiday rolls over), and Slimes have bows on them.

Enemies have a slight chance of dropping "presents" as well, which can be unwrapped into festive clothes, candy cane blocks, Pine blocks (which can even be made into chairs, tables and doors), decorations, and even weapons.

The wandering salesman can sell Christmas themed paintings, and the Paint will sell festive wallpaper as well.

If you're in hard mode, you can summon the Frost Legion mob to fight. You can summon it by using Snow Globes found in Presents (opened in Hard Mode worlds)

Irrelevant of the time of year, you can forge a "Naughty Present" in hardmode from Souls of Fright, Ectoplasm, and Silk to summon the Frost Moon at night. It is an endless mob that can be tougher than the final boss- so be prepared. You'll get great loot from it though.

Finally, if you have enough villagers, beat the Frost Legion before Jan 1st, and an open room, Santa can visit as a vendor, selling decorations that can be applied to trees.


5a4521 No.14039800

>>14039779

>making PDFs so you can dump entire manga/doujin in one post

I like the cut of your jib.


c55b10 No.14039830

File: 9eb155f5b5168ee⋯.pdf (11.38 MB, WinterRainHouseArrest.pdf)

Well I found a program that lets me do the conversion easy. Lets see how it goes. If I'm not banned or if anyone is still interested I can post more tonight.


6ea0a4 No.14039846

>>14039830

Hmm, the quality seems a bit off. Gonna have to play with it I guess.


48f4dc No.14039858

>>14039412

He might not be a pedophile but he is definitely a rapist since he raped the board quality.


647597 No.14039876

File: 3ec965608685872⋯.png (36.06 KB, 339x271, 339:271, 3c1514494689e920635cdb4d78….png)

>>14039552

Not entirely true, I've asked someone for casual sex once. However she laughed it off as me being drunk, and this was the second time we met so I just laughed it off.


fdfabb No.14039885

>>14039876

Our fearless leader. At least you had the guts to ask a girl that.


6a8c30 No.14039886

>>14039876

wheres the christmas cake, mark

are you gonna eat another entire fucking cake all by yourself?


647597 No.14039900

>>14039885

When I asked her about it, she said I was too bold. I didn't sexually harass her or anything, my approach was just. "Hey I like you, can we have casual sex?" Or something like that.

Post last edited at

534c49 No.14039905

>>14039900

More like to fat and ugly.


647597 No.14039915

>>14039905

Maybe so, either way she doesn't talk to me anymore. So whatever. Moving on do they have the Christmas costumes in SA2 like they did in SA1


647597 No.14039932

File: 7268c18fdbbe42e⋯.png (1.74 MB, 2000x1333, 2000:1333, chaikler.png)

>>14039412

Only 2D


a1e18e No.14039942

File: b4334fdb5e52217⋯.jpg (33.87 KB, 700x560, 5:4, santa-claus-in-trouble-scr….jpg)

This is a nice little babby game platformer. I played it many years ago, really liked it back then and remembered it this year.

>>14027044

also this


d51fdf No.14039943

File: 043df7b15af43a6⋯.png (462.19 KB, 975x1250, 39:50, 16fe376c8dfe42df091976b075….png)

Please give me (You)s for Christmas


b78f5e No.14039944

File: 90f74044c5cda7c⋯.gif (1.99 MB, 400x240, 5:3, dog.gif)

>>14039443

Your dissaproval only makes my penis harder


647597 No.14039947

>>14039943

Karen?

More like

Maren.


6a8c30 No.14039950

>>14039943

Heyyy :3


534c49 No.14039957

>>14017468

Have a world that's mostly arctic biome. Made it myself so there's a lot of shit I missed.

https://volafile.org/get/uPyLS1L3Kb9y/Arcticana.wld


ed02f8 No.14039972

>>14015903

Yep playing it. Merry Christmas anons.


088efb No.14039978

>>14039876

Next time just show your dick.


ae29cf No.14039979

File: 67cae482dd04c38⋯.png (707.66 KB, 543x576, 181:192, 1424835808816.png)

>>14015835

MARK WHY WOULD YOU STICKY THIS?

Vivian in the OP is wearing a fucking CLOVER


ba97ec No.14039984

File: cd2eb99f9c1c4da⋯.png (75.13 KB, 544x373, 544:373, switch.PNG)

>>14039876

>mark posting switch bitch


55873d No.14039986

File: c70b758f2c3fddc⋯.png (11.17 KB, 702x491, 702:491, 2 year anniversary of 8v.png)

>>14039876

Are you high on cake again?


ceea86 No.14040008

File: 4416e7fc97ce2b4⋯.png (339.02 KB, 787x744, 787:744, >alp.png)

>>14039876

Really dropped your cake there.


4c7e9e No.14040013

File: 81ff02985b33e9a⋯.jpg (87.43 KB, 1100x1000, 11:10, 1471478832084.jpg)

>>14039979

She was actually designed with a clover you retard. Look at the date.


234210 No.14040018

File: bddb018c46ba482⋯.png (315.71 KB, 1146x520, 573:260, to santa.png)

>>14039876

Try this next time.


ae29cf No.14040022

File: 4c38c9dd7a46a6e⋯.jpg (7.39 KB, 224x224, 1:1, 1472106008899-1.jpg)

>>14040013

Are you actually fucking retarded you massive cock-gobbling nigger-loving rectum-squeezing la-la faglord? It doesn't matter if it was made before the first exodus or after; the point is that she is wearing a clover instead of a green infinity pin. It's a rule of thumb that all Vivian posted on here has to be punished Vivian, not cucked Vivian.


4c7e9e No.14040026

File: d0e8b12cdb38dff⋯.mp4 (2.63 MB, 476x268, 119:67, d0e8b12cdb38dff228c6033b3d….mp4)


a11a18 No.14040028

File: 4091f68f036c25b⋯.jpg (39.16 KB, 640x360, 16:9, twintails_anything_is_poss….jpg)

>>14040018

FUCK

Santa doesn't give gifts to the people who killed Jesus, remember?


bc0f99 No.14040030

>>14024113

Not really, just the sidequests.


534c49 No.14040033

>>14040028

>that pic

Jesus fuck japs over design shit to much these days. What the fuck is wrong with a few simple hair bands or ribbons?


a11a18 No.14040040

File: 7ee4444c57024c7⋯.png (10.64 KB, 522x379, 522:379, 7ee.png)

>>14040033

>Not wanting to put your twindicks around your tails


a02b3b No.14040045

File: ca7a26403f4a136⋯.png (902.44 KB, 1200x720, 5:3, vivtest-xmas-2017.png)

File: 37c5b1f5c246f09⋯.swf (4.51 MB, vivtest-xmas-2017.swf)

Here's an update to the Vivian James Xmas special, now (nearly) bug-free, plus it actually has music and more of an ending than it used to. Enjoy!


a11a18 No.14040047

>>14040033

>>14040040

fuck, I mean dicks


534c49 No.14040065

>>14040040

Hey twintails are top tier. I'm just fucking sick of these weird fucking rings and shit that completely ruin the contour and makes her head look top heavy.


46d83a No.14040077

>>14039876

There's your problem Mark, you don't ask for casual sex, you get invited over for it.

Also, get your ban priorities in order and either put a spam-filter on LOL threads or leave them alone and let them be their own shitty thing.


a11a18 No.14040086

File: 1715bbd13052e36⋯.jpg (159.05 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, maxresdefault (3).jpg)

>>14040065

Oh, my apologies.

Thoughts on these robotic twin tails?

>>14040077

Well shit… Guess I'm a wizard forever then.


ba97ec No.14040097

File: cccf9cea0d4da9c⋯.jpg (170.8 KB, 850x1108, 425:554, sample_9c0e91a72b7c580fdb7….jpg)

>>14040086

>>14040065

Does this count as twintails?


788003 No.14040102

File: 178059121f5c11f⋯.jpg (12.35 KB, 415x387, 415:387, 1447466876006.jpg)

>>14040040

its not funny when you do it on purpose


a6970f No.14040104

File: 5c3924323630334⋯.jpg (197.65 KB, 801x939, 267:313, 03bf031bae0868282412a47e10….jpg)

>>14040097

Nah. That's just furry philotes.

>Saving Samples too

You stupid shit.


534c49 No.14040108

>>14040086

I'm not a fan of metal hair. Synthetic fiber optic hair would be more appropriate.

>>14040097

Dunno but it counts as degenerate, that's for sure.


514589 No.14040111

File: 5cc99de94988748⋯.jpg (123.65 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 526.jpg)

>>14039876

>asking


a11a18 No.14040114

File: 9014119d30966eb⋯.gif (234.7 KB, 550x400, 11:8, heresy.gif)

>>14040097

PURGE IT


46d83a No.14040115

>>14040086

Oh please, getting laid is easy. Depends on how low your standards are though, and I'm not talking looks, I'm talking mental stability.

I bet I can get anyone here laid within a month provided they're over 21, and have a place to actually have sex. Doesn't matter how much of a robot you are, I can get you laid.


534c49 No.14040116

>>14040104

All of you are cancer tbh. Stick to your containment site.


a11a18 No.14040128

>>14040115

Here's hoping I can get something at PAX East when I go this year


a11a18 No.14040133

>>14040122

>>14040022

The Clover is fucking gay, I agree. However I can't change images.


46d83a No.14040160

>>14040128

Are you planning on getting laid while town, or getting laid at the convention, because I can already tell you the latter part isn't going to happen, unless PAX East has a liquor stand I don't know about.


a11a18 No.14040198

File: c3b00ae709ef6d4⋯.jpg (31.34 KB, 456x320, 57:40, just (2).jpg)

>>14040160

>because I can already tell you the latter part isn't going to happen


46d83a No.14040210

>>14040198

Eh, if you're actually serious about it, drop me your email and I can give you some advice, or don't and I can advise you throughout the thread so it's mildly entertaining for everyone else.


3e4de1 No.14040229


a11a18 No.14040257

>>14040210

I've kinda just taken the "if it happens it happens" approach, either way it's whatever.


46d83a No.14040265

>>14040229

Can confirm, Christmas hunting is some good shit if you've got some buddies and enough of the expensive liquor to bring along.


46d83a No.14040271

>>14040257

Alright, but like most relationships with other people, getting laid takes effort. I wouldn't go half-assed at it.


a11a18 No.14040282

File: 1cfd7a1de7cfb80⋯.png (678.52 KB, 960x540, 16:9, just end it.png)

>>14040271

Who said I wanted a relationship?


ae29cf No.14040286

File: faba507e43c5886⋯.png (195.43 KB, 811x800, 811:800, faba507e43c58865818f62e068….png)

>>14040190

Good job, Anon


8d933c No.14040304

>>14040282

Getting laid is a relationship, however brief it might be. Ugh, god, the Chans are basically English Men's clubs aren't they? Where as little information about women goes through as possible, and even less actual women.


7b9d72 No.14040340

File: 187912e742b13a9⋯.jpg (38.49 KB, 402x547, 402:547, 187912e742b13a9bb7faeb1f5a….jpg)

>>14039876

No one is going to have sex with a fat kike, except for another fat kike.


788003 No.14040344

>>14040340

maybe he can beg to harvey weinstein


234210 No.14040367

File: 079824b6e051a13⋯.gif (165.2 KB, 500x454, 250:227, 1410499678603.gif)

>>14040022

>this is how insecure ggfags are


8b9e6d No.14040374

File: 6e763697c149b60⋯.png (377.91 KB, 498x410, 249:205, fa0e08b0477a6a9aa3cb24ba0b….png)

>>14039876

You don't ask for sex, you seduce the woman with your touch and kiss until the time is right.

Tease a woman and hint at what you want and you will never have to ask explicitly for anything. It simply appears.

Since Marko is a fugly jew, you better be a funny guy Mark. Funny guys get laid no questions asked. Women don't give a shit about aesthetics. Only feelings.


534c49 No.14040381

>>14040374

>/v/ gives advice on how to seduce women to the board owner

At this point it would be better if you just told him to rape the next women he sees.


8d933c No.14040388

>>14040364

>Those who fall for kike hookup culture get the rope.

Now that is an accurate statement for all the wrong reasons. Also why I haven't bothered to start a BDSM board.


1608d7 No.14040391

File: 8993e246aa741a7⋯.jpg (187.24 KB, 1500x1607, 1500:1607, Alberto culture.jpg)

I hope you're well /v/, you bunch of autistic niggers I pretend to hate.

I finally got into the Christmas spirit when my father went into the store to complain about poorly done pastery and told everyone at the store to whore themselves in the street seeing as they could make more money that way and I had to pull him out of the store by force before they called security.

Here, have the Winter mod for Call of Chernobyl.

http://www.moddb.com/mods/call-of-chernobyl/addons/winter-mod-for-coc-132-and-later

Merry Codmas


be867f No.14040397

>>14040381

I mean it would be nice to see him locked up for a couple decades and not here, not the worst advice.


8b9e6d No.14040402

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>14040381

I've given him advice on how to run the board and it's worked out. More or less

The guy deserves to get laid at least once for putting up with us calling him a faggot repeatedly over the years.

>>14040388

>Mixing business with pleasure


fdfabb No.14040433

>>14040340

Oh that's some bullshit, fat kikes always get fucking laid hell some even own porno businesses. All he has to do is what his blood is good at, deception and conniving his way into a girls pants.


c8b234 No.14040464

>>14039858

>he might not be a pedophile

He defends pedos therefore he's just as bad as them.

REMOVE MARK, FUCK THE KIKE


534c49 No.14040474

>>14040402

>Mark deserves

No


fdfabb No.14040492

File: 0c79a0829f0b05d⋯.webm (3.37 MB, 854x480, 427:240, ggrevolt.webm)

>>14040464

You just reminded me of these fags.


1608d7 No.14040506

File: 331b19f04e5e0a6⋯.jpg (132.42 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, Consider the following.jpg)

>>14040474

>Mark doesn't deserve the oven


be867f No.14040514

>>14040464

Hey now, pedophiles are great. Mark wishes he was as likeable as pedophiles.


b9fd9b No.14040520

File: ba66f85d6c42be3⋯.jpg (37.96 KB, 1078x1200, 539:600, ba66f85d6c42be3051e0ad83db….jpg)


8d933c No.14040524

>>14040402

>Not taking pleasure in what you do.


a11a18 No.14040533

File: bad70bf08cb37ed⋯.jpg (15.57 KB, 348x355, 348:355, iwata laughs.jpg)

>>14040492

>I'm a disabled veteran

I swear that shit gets me every time.


2faa11 No.14040576

Everyone here is miserable.


8d933c No.14040605

>>14040576

Not me, I'm getting laid!


d06558 No.14040616

>>14040506

>oven

>singular

You know he wouldn't fit


73eba5 No.14040620

>>14040492

What movie.


534c49 No.14040625

File: 1e200241a8291c7⋯.gif (591.73 KB, 147x184, 147:184, Look at me teeth.gif)

>>14040616

8/10 post


fdfabb No.14040632

File: 110a917886c445b⋯.jpg (56.52 KB, 380x550, 38:55, blue spring - cover.jpg)

>>14040620

Blue Spring.

it's actually a bretty good movie, I enjoyed it at least


1608d7 No.14040641

>>14040605

>20 minutes of glory followed by 3 days of despair

Enjoy


61103b No.14040728

File: 668f262bfeb56e2⋯.jpg (493.68 KB, 840x525, 8:5, __jure_of_healing_elona_dr….jpg)

File: b3cbace03206daa⋯.jpg (178.24 KB, 840x525, 8:5, 51dd5f54fa85a841d1c18168e7….jpg)

File: e6c48c40b51b5ef⋯.jpg (168.81 KB, 640x640, 1:1, __rueken_s_elona_player_ch….jpg)

Load up your Elona save and come visit Jure in Noyel. She doesn't want to see you or anything!


b13472 No.14040811

File: 03502e584b9109c⋯.jpg (650 KB, 768x1200, 16:25, 0c7e0346c723456f608e1e7912….jpg)

Merry christmas /v/ and to /pol/ too.


96abfc No.14040843

File: f70d135c76376f9⋯.png (12.03 KB, 396x153, 44:17, fuckingdiaperfags.png)

Well fug…


8d933c No.14040875

>>14040641

Eh, it's more like 40 minutes of arts and crafts followed by 3 hours of foreplay, spanking her, mutual hair-pulling and scratching, about 10 minutes of my hands around her throat. and 40 minutes of actual penetration. The orgasm is completely worth it for the effort though.

Merry Christmas y'all!


1608d7 No.14040915

File: f117fb95cffdf9c⋯.jpg (143.16 KB, 685x564, 685:564, Fernando_Mendes.jpg)

>>14040875

>He bought a whore


fde210 No.14040936

>>14039876

>you are now remembering those times a girl was trying to get you to make the first move, but it flew over your head


8d933c No.14040947

>>14040915

Ugh, no, if I'm going to pay the money, I'm buying a Mistress and get a few months worth out of it.

Nah, this is my sub. Managed to snag her right as she was getting into the kinky Shit, before anyone else got to her.


28c7ad No.14040963

>>14040936

thanks for reminding me asshole


f7731b No.14040980

File: 54bb3542f5525e1⋯.png (239.09 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, 1464141114916.png)

>>14039376

>buttblasted kike stickies a dead thread tangentially related to christmas and bumplocks the actual christmas thread.

What's the matter, angry no one gives a fuck about Hanukah?


74b40a No.14040994

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


000000 No.14040999

Might as well make a ronery thread for Christmas. Also where's the Mark's eating our cake live stream?


937350 No.14041028

File: 3eb96ef8fa434b8⋯.jpg (47 KB, 602x481, 602:481, 1444225105721.jpg)

>>14040999

Checked. Mark needs to do a cake eating live stream now.


1608d7 No.14041098

>>14040999 (checked)

Mark eating a cake and streaming it.

Needs to happen


647597 No.14041138

>>14040999

FUCK

I already left Carvel


647597 No.14041146

File: a4772745814e470⋯.png (130.34 KB, 900x610, 90:61, 643920e310f0d20ca938273b59….png)

>>14040980

I'm sensing a bit of malice anon.


57aef1 No.14041181

>>14038552

>>14039376

WHICH ONE OF YOU IS THE REAL MARK?


8d933c No.14041182

>>14041146

What was the opinion on the Dreamcast 2 again? Good? Bad? Maybe they'll focus on being Couch CO-OP and keep that from dying?


a11a18 No.14041183

>>14041181

We both are, I'm switching between Mobile and PC because I was out for dinner.


3875f4 No.14041186

>>14041183

>because I was out for dinner

shouldn't you be mobile 24/7 then


57aef1 No.14041191

File: d773745999ff98b⋯.jpg (34.81 KB, 500x500, 1:1, d773745999ff98bcb19b4adade….jpg)

>>14041183

>Phoneposting

Truly our board owner is an enlightened individual.


57aef1 No.14041201

>>14040102

It wasn't funny the first time either. A bunch of fags just forced the meme.


62e363 No.14041249

>>14039763

ANON I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS EVERYWHERE. YOU'RE THE FUCKING BEST, MERRY CHRISTMAS!


57aef1 No.14041280

File: 375fc22b3150c54⋯.png (789.63 KB, 680x559, 680:559, stop.png)

File: 613ec7651500ab7⋯.png (93.71 KB, 264x339, 88:113, Confused looking fit girl ….png)

>>14039763

Nice taste.


a11a18 No.14041301

>>14041191

no billy


57aef1 No.14041318

>>14041301

No reverse psychology either.


3bbefa No.14041323

Where are the secret Menorahs hidden in the CSS?


e9287d No.14041463

File: ede373a954941ff⋯.jpg (3.29 MB, 5936x4060, 212:145, 2f950258cdf02584287686df64….jpg)

>>14040811

Thanks anon, Merry Christmas to you too


d24574 No.14041508

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>14040811

Merry Christmas to you and to all the anons.


a11a18 No.14041540

>>14041280

>confuse looking fitgirl

got the manga?


3875f4 No.14041552

File: b397783badebec9⋯.png (6.68 KB, 438x85, 438:85, not the sharpest bad drago….png)


754438 No.14041557

Every Yakuza game.


636127 No.14041559

>>14041552

>tfw no milf trap tbh


234210 No.14041561

File: 597f00190dd9946⋯.jpg (29.91 KB, 352x344, 44:43, 1432096703646.jpg)

>>14041540

You are shockingly inept.


75e0f3 No.14041569

File: 8d9f74a8cb2f19e⋯.png (94.71 KB, 275x243, 275:243, whenahumoroussituationoccu….png)

>>14040576

I've got a quarter liter of cheap bourbon in me, I'm anything but miserable.


3875f4 No.14041572

File: 719b7b96c64743a⋯.png (168.42 KB, 349x427, 349:427, retard hazard.png)

>>14041559

>milf

>trap


d51fdf No.14041604

File: 5c16061a4b1cc5c⋯.png (185.21 KB, 540x492, 45:41, 5c16061a4b1cc5c8547fc46260….png)

Where are the (You)s


57aef1 No.14041631

File: b8dd51293f2258c⋯.png (632.38 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, (you) guys want.png)

File: b1d71d1a339f5b7⋯.png (365.96 KB, 677x850, 677:850, (You).png)

File: d6d20274fd17bb0⋯.jpg (110.23 KB, 680x964, 170:241, 46b9502b45ac5d3b389af10577….jpg)

File: 02165b35c085499⋯.png (199.45 KB, 616x480, 77:60, 02165b35c08549912d51c62901….png)

File: 3a28544a9b820cb⋯.png (294.66 KB, 997x897, 997:897, viv_baits_for_the_you.png)

>>14041604 (You)

>>14041604 (You)

>>14041604 (You)

>>14041604 (You)

(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)


2389de No.14041635

File: 9b8ad6b5f5f4d5c⋯.png (127.8 KB, 424x289, 424:289, you2.png)


636127 No.14041637

>>14041572

no u

>>14041635

is that you noun?


763982 No.14041662

For some reason Parasite Eve seemed to be set around Christmas, but I am also getting a bit long in the tooth.


7a1c05 No.14041706

>>14041662

Actually been playing it recently, and it is set around christmas.


57aef1 No.14041767

File: 5c430661a4df1bf⋯.png (145.38 KB, 424x289, 424:289, (You)2.png)

>>14041635

Merry Christmas. I tried.


18e68d No.14041805

File: 5e73d2d009b4310⋯.gif (862.25 KB, 640x360, 16:9, 1480132043251.gif)

Well, I just overslept my alarm (I work 3rd shift so I sleep during the day). So I missed Christmas with my family for the third year in a row. Feels kinda empty and cold, got no food cept ramen, and I gotta work on Christmas tomorrow night.


5e0eed No.14041891

File: 7c213c58cbc2675⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 13.68 KB, 317x320, 317:320, 7be8cd5b3fd38459125f142e4d….jpg)

>>14041559

>milf trap

>milf

>trap


636127 No.14041923


5e0eed No.14041930

File: bfdfe614f09fe74⋯.gif (1.96 MB, 366x270, 61:45, Can't you go 5 seconds wit….gif)

>>14041923

You're a retard and you deserve to get called out on it.


636127 No.14041936

>>14041930

>he doesn't want a perfect older trap to be his milf


0e4c3c No.14041946

>>14041941

Fuck you furfag. Get banned again. I hope all you cropped porn fucks get banned.


5e0eed No.14041954

File: 07ec4d9a7a54f95⋯.webm (512.22 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, are you fucking stupid.webm)

>>14041936

>trap

>male crossdresser

>milf

>acronym for mother i'd like (to) fuck

>male crossdresser

>mother

I'm not wasting anymore of my time on you, you retard.


3875f4 No.14041955

>>14041941

>being an open furry

>complaining you get gassed

oy vey


7eeb07 No.14041957

File: 2bf75e5df28471c⋯.gif (158.06 KB, 249x255, 83:85, 1509682769.gif)

>>14041941

Public Board log says it was Cobalt, not Mark. You should stay banned for being unable to use it.


636127 No.14041963

>>14041941

the usual autistic fuckers want furfags outright banned here and are pushing for it.

>>14041954

>implying with the amount if cum I'd pump into him he wouldn't become a mother

clearly you don't know shit about biology tbh


3875f4 No.14041964

File: 01a9f82f1ccb0fa⋯.jpg (12.82 KB, 332x332, 1:1, WEW.jpg)

>>14041959

>No board rules on/v/ against being a furry

>he doesn't know about the unwritten rules


7eeb07 No.14041966

File: 12aa3307f9853a0⋯.png (162.98 KB, 299x299, 1:1, Extremely Bald.png)

>>14041959

There is a link to the board log at the bottom of the rules page, God forbid you need to click twice.


00bc40 No.14041967

File: 578af22c13a6949⋯.webm (6.32 MB, 854x480, 427:240, bandit be a hero.webm)

>>14041964

>unwritten rules

>he thinks his opinions are rules

lmaoing at ur life m8


3875f4 No.14041971

File: b4b65df0f22af15⋯.jpg (790.85 KB, 1236x1174, 618:587, WAAAW.jpg)

>>14041967

I'm not the one being banned here, nigger


5e0eed No.14041985

File: 0afdb1f2ab5d67a⋯.jpg (11.89 KB, 480x295, 96:59, CxuJL_9WIAEC225.jpg)

>>14041967

>getting angry over rules on an imageboard

>laughing at others, ever


00bc40 No.14041994

File: a1b8f6104463175⋯.png (54.75 KB, 500x500, 1:1, 73d17bceb01cb1ae6633d34b5b….png)

>>14041985

>being angry

>on Christmas Eve


e9287d No.14041999

All furfags should be gassed and banned as a /v/ Christmas present tbh


636127 No.14042005

>>14041967

there are unwritten words, they're written by the discord circle jerk


d77ec3 No.14042041

>>14040045

Cool, thanks anon. And Merry Christmas, you based faggot.


57aef1 No.14042045

File: eb9d09ca94e6d2c⋯.png (397.49 KB, 600x850, 12:17, 1432096119458.png)

>>14041941

>Expires 27 second from now

>Complaining about a few minutes at most ban


df810f No.14042053

File: 30fd95edeb8787e⋯.jpg (282.47 KB, 1280x960, 4:3, 45d1bd16de5d1133eaa14b2473….jpg)

File: f9d54341394333e⋯.jpg (54.33 KB, 414x569, 414:569, 5048524981c8ea8bd79492655d….jpg)

File: 0bd09aab404095d⋯.jpg (74.25 KB, 675x978, 225:326, CDBLYKiUIAAFuHB.jpg large.jpg)

>>14015835

Popotan.

Don't forget her.


636127 No.14042111

>>14042088

there's no such thing as a sloppy sloop unless it's my sloppy sloop!

now lets remove those game nights


57aef1 No.14042113

File: 925be251a0b3db2⋯.png (627.18 KB, 934x609, 934:609, 1459378377652.png)

>>14042088 (heiled)

Get gassed furry.


636127 No.14042126

they're basically only like this because there's a strong anti gay group on /v/ trying to force their way


f967cd No.14042147

christmas-themed sonic hacks

don't shy away


32ede3 No.14042163

File: a7fb9813c870e88⋯.jpg (93.14 KB, 884x517, 884:517, Looks like it's Christmas ….jpg)

File: 80afc88bf8e504b⋯.jpg (296.89 KB, 753x1000, 753:1000, Illustrated page from The ….jpg)

File: adc47ab04f7c5bc⋯.webm (2.86 MB, 480x360, 4:3, Ragnarok Online BGM - Chr….webm)

has anyone drawn a drunk vivian?

>>14039763

>>14039800

>pdf comics/manga

is this the future of storytime?


b54c82 No.14042177

>>14039709

PilotRedSun

He also makes some amazing music


f967cd No.14042214

>>14016535

Chrome saves the swf files in a loop instead of opening them. I remember enountering this before, but I don't remember how I dealt with it.

Doesn't happen on other sites where the flash is actually embedded. Any tips?


8367d4 No.14042227

File: e3f81307995a192⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 216.49 KB, 793x1200, 793:1200, a1e23823-3c86-4605-99bb-b7….jpg)

File: 97c6dc16f26616a⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 434.17 KB, 919x1300, 919:1300, 0a8d623c-c9b4-46a2-9de5-a1….jpg)

Merry Christmas you fucking niggers


4a34be No.14042229

File: 4a80f177a6bef84⋯.webm (4.16 MB, 360x240, 3:2, 4a80f177a6bef847315d503b4….webm)

>>14042227

why have you done this


7122b5 No.14042236

File: b6fb8607aa6d850⋯.png (347.64 KB, 835x1627, 835:1627, 1470934738804-1.png)

Is the UT stream happening this Christmas or on New years?


8367d4 No.14042253

File: 41159042378e7a3⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 480.57 KB, 620x870, 62:87, 4e44c9d5-8478-446b-9b5d-98….png)

File: 0675e87348c87a2⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 524.57 KB, 620x870, 62:87, 1931174d-f9af-4bc3-997b-64….png)

>>14042229

Cause you can't appreciate joy without a little suffering. Also, I love you faggots


3bbefa No.14042257

File: da6909b444d277b⋯.png (2.82 MB, 1000x3958, 500:1979, christmas.png)

Merry Christmas you sacks of shit. I love you all.

>>14042236

I don't think it's happening. The winter streamer told us during the anniversary stream that he was moving and would be without Internet for a couple of months. A couple people said they would fill in, but I think planning really fell through. A shame, especially since I created a bunch of OC I'll have to save until next August.


3875f4 No.14042265

>>14042236

Didn't you fags agree on once a year?

Pretty sure we already had one this year


3bbefa No.14042271

>>14042265

We have an anniversary stream on the 22nd of August and then a winter celebration of the shittiest RPGMaker games wit Uncommon Time kicking things off.


7122b5 No.14042291

>>14042257

That sucks.

Does anyone know the progress of Teagan's Quest then? Considering they were going to try and release at the same time as the stream, does that mean it's delayed?


8a2cfe No.14042299

File: b23ca3e628922b3⋯.webm (4.43 MB, 854x480, 427:240, naziparty.webm)

Merry Christmas you Fujoshi Moe-shit loving degenerates! My family bought Marzepanstollen which is sort of like Christmas Cake…but I can't eat it because I am gluten-intolerant. So instead, I am getting smashed on Gin and Tonic whilst eating comped sushi because there is no Mulled wine to be found in this area.

As a sidenote: I think I will try and beat Hitman: Blood Money for Christmas. Which ratings should I go for?


e85110 No.14042322

>>14042299

>I can't eat it because I am gluten-intolerant

Sure you are.


0e6892 No.14042332

>>14042299

Nice numberson this blessed eve. Also I got an switch, am I a faggot?


8a2cfe No.14042334

File: 8c1723cd007210f⋯.gif (7.43 MB, 454x250, 227:125, batemandisgust.gif)

>>14042322

Das rite. My immune system will attack the wheat-gluten protein before it even enters my intestinal tract.


0cbae9 No.14042335

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>14015835

Bakuretsu Santa Super Marie

https://www.freem.ne.jp/dl/win/4579

Apparently the game is now free, I'm running it Inside a VM with Windows XP, so check with an antivirus just in case.


2389de No.14042346

>>14041767

very nice


8a2cfe No.14042347

File: ba0eebf555cdf2a⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 123.71 KB, 952x932, 238:233, cat nutsack gives no fucks.jpg)

>>14042332

Well…sorta. You can just emulate all the rehashed titles on your desktop like a real anti-social /hikky/ without buying that NintenD'OH Repackageware. However, since it was a Christmas gift, I will forgive you because I know The Switch was created so men could play with each other's dicks on the bus while talking about rubbing up against little girls and boys. <3


636127 No.14042355


44d00d No.14042479

>>14015835

Max Payne 1+2

Both give me a christmas feeling thanks to the setting.


6cc31d No.14042503

Nightmare before Christmas is basically DMC lite, and is done in the vein of Capcom disney games (read: good)

Blue Stinger takes place on christmas and even has a Christmas mall level, Serious Sam has a Christmas deathmatch level and the first few chapters of Parasite Eve take place on Christmas


5c77fa No.14042504

File: 94a98b5e8df17f4⋯.jpg (88.97 KB, 789x1000, 789:1000, 0c804b2ec4155acde806dc72a3….jpg)

Bostan in sticke bread :DD


57aef1 No.14042506

>>14042504

That's a qt3.14. Too bad she's from a shit game. I wish you both a merry Christmas.


8a2cfe No.14042509

>>14042479

That's great and all, but "The Max Payne" series has been designated as a misogynist game with undertones of racism by The Free Feminist Furries and Gaymer's League and is banned on our list of safe non-triggering games.


6cc31d No.14042614

File: b7dbf20460735d5⋯.jpg (25.05 KB, 236x383, 236:383, 83d1dd03eb9934f0d471c938e7….jpg)

File: b044aa8cee52606⋯.png (8.03 MB, 3872x9349, 3872:9349, KH explained 2.8 update ed….png)

Looking forward to adding Kingdom Hearts 3 to second pic related next year

Hopefully no Star Wars or Marvel world


8a2cfe No.14042734

File: fb2e77b00785ea2⋯.png (554.29 KB, 1024x768, 4:3, Char Aznable doesnt like j….png)

>>14042614

Kingdom Hearts was basically Disney taking Squeenix under (((it's))) wing and teaching it exactly how to turn even the most mundane content into MERCHY MERCH Globalist Progresso Soup for the fanboys to chow down on like starving feral dogs.


c672ad No.14042748

File: a6351e0d7945531⋯.png (160.01 KB, 872x632, 109:79, a6351e0d79455318b6c8176d3b….png)

>>14042614

>>14042614

>part 3 of KH explained coming next year.

After the year of gaming and politics, why is god in heaven giving us such gifts? what has mankind done to earn such rewards? Is god proud of us?


8a2cfe No.14042771

File: 1be1204e30f2ea9⋯.jpg (211.12 KB, 900x1200, 3:4, its always goofytime kiddo….jpg)

>>14042748

Bitch you need Goofytime in your life.


650134 No.14042878

I'm spending Christmas alone this year , again. normally i wouldn't care but this year i actually tried to get a GF spent over $1500 dating. it's depressing as fuck.


937350 No.14042887

>>14042878

How would the dates go?


6cc31d No.14042892

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>14042878

>Tfw only spent maybe $100 across 4 girlfriends and trying to get one my whole life

Just relax and wait for the waifu age, it's closer than you think


650134 No.14042949

>>14042887

How did the dates go: one woman thought I sold drugs i spent half the date explaining how i didn't, i don't. Another asked me if i was going to to put ruffies in her drink if she went to the bathroom, note this was the 3rd date we were on. Another was way older than she said in her bio on a dating site i used. like 20 years older.

others would just lie at the end of the date, say that had a good time and just stop texting me after.


aafeed No.14042955

File: 2b09b790d1034d1⋯.jpg (19.23 KB, 552x553, 552:553, 1465885777053.jpg)

I downloaded the first Company of Heroes, so I might either start that for old time's sake or just keep going with Silent Storm which I've been playing for the past two weeks or so.

>>14017498

>from Serbia

>never watched it

>saw a slight fuss about it for some reason back when it released

>still don't know what it's about

Maybe one day.

>>14042878

>>14042887

>>14042892

>>14042949

>24

>haven't kissed a girl in my life

>never even went on a date

I don't know lads.


05a35f No.14042961

>>14040728

didn't i kill you?


937350 No.14043016

>>14042949

Why do you think did the first one think you sold drugs? Why did the second one think that you would put ruffies in her drink? Do you think it might have been something you said that suggested that any of those things could be true?


650134 No.14043110

>>14043016

she thought i sold drugs because she asked me "what did you do last month" at the time . I told her about how I went to E3 this year but left out the E3 part. I'm not stupid enough to bring up how much i like video games on the first date. she though i went to LA to sell drugs with people. she filled in the E3 gap with drugs. I think she stop talking to me because she felt embarrassed.

the other woman with the ruffies was random as fuck. we were talking about how her parents were pushing her to change her carrier path and go back to school for a MBA. I was telling her to do what she felt was right. mid conversation she stops and says "I need to go to the bathroom, you're not going to put a ruffie in my drink are you ? " this was from way out of left field. this was the 3rd date , first, went to a vegan place, second, went to a book club event she talked to me about , third, SHE ASKED ME to go to a bar with her, a bar that i never been to. THAT I DID EVEN KNOW WE WERE GOING TO UNTIL WE WALKED PAST IT.

I don't see how that was my fault in any way.


de035a No.14043141

>>14043016

It's harder to tell what makes people think you're a drug dealer then you think. It took me years to realize my walking gate was menacing to everyone and even being overtly friendly will cause people to second guess your intentions. But reading this >>14043110 it's clear he's being way to self conscious over being seen as a drug pusher so fucked up his third date by simply ignoring the ruffie comments. Unless there was some specific serious tone to the delivery of those lines then he lacks complete self awareness.


be8d12 No.14043176

>>14043110

The roofie-girl wanted you to fuck her hard. Good you didn't, dodged a bullet and potential nutcase there.


650134 No.14043198

>>14043141

these are two different people

no the drugs was a woman on the first date we only went on one date.. she specifically said " ok so I'll more crazy things about my self , you know, like how … you sold dungs in LA " she got that specifically from my E3 story.

the roofie comment didn't end the date. i said " no that's horrible, did some one do that to you before? " she then went on a story about how she got black out drunk and started trowing up in the back of a taxi. she said her friends thought she go roofied then.

>>14043176

fucking this


44d00d No.14043209

File: 264d41f435ac826⋯.png (192.92 KB, 1002x567, 334:189, Youjo_Senki_Chapter_11_-_2….png)

>>14042955

>24

>haven't kissed a girl in my life

>never even went on a date

>mfw he doesn't know the real suffering once he's past 30


937350 No.14043224

>>14043198

Sounds like roofie girl wasn't the one anyway. I do think there are things about the way you present yourself that you may not be aware of like >>14043141 pointed out or the girls were joking. Each date you go on you'll get better at dating and eventually get it right.


514589 No.14043304

File: 41b442f907eb15f⋯.jpg (152.29 KB, 900x746, 450:373, a6a95e617d5f8a1e07e04766c6….jpg)

>>14043209

<30 is when the real suffering begins

>not the precipice of ultimate power

fucking normalfags


4b9f33 No.14043309

>>14042955

Why would you shoot a man before throwing him out of a slide


2c5f00 No.14043317

>>14024881

> Hugs between family are not fucking gay

This. Why is it that signs of physical affection came to be construed with interpreting sexuality? If you haven't seen a friend in a long time, a hug is a good thing. Between family, hugs are perfectly reasonable. I hug every member of my family when I see them

Gay suspicion with family affection is retarded.


839ed1 No.14043320

>>14043317

Depends, are you doing the shoulder hug where you lean in, or are you doing body-to-body hugging?


3ddc0c No.14043362

File: a7e77843ac6fdcb⋯.jpg (131.34 KB, 1366x768, 683:384, maxresdefault.jpg)

Daze Before Christmas

I replay it every year, it's a tradition.


bb7426 No.14043381

>>14042236

Reminder that she is tan and not a nigger.


d1d292 No.14043385

File: 13681c7fc94b584⋯.jpg (136 KB, 600x344, 75:43, shenmue.jpg)

File: f128d4387c2c610⋯.jpg (142.81 KB, 1440x1080, 4:3, snatcher.jpg)

Shenmue is set during Christmas. Same with Snatcher.


088efb No.14043465

>>14040811

Merry Christmas anon.


2b52f4 No.14043473

File: d7ab8c2ffc4bdc9⋯.jpg (172.53 KB, 456x452, 114:113, fluffy hat.jpg)

File: f0617f63b9e12e0⋯.jpg (99.96 KB, 366x389, 366:389, festive Fluffy something.jpg)

File: bc9806ed4adeb8f⋯.jpg (430.84 KB, 2100x596, 525:149, fluffy mas'.jpg)

Have a wonderful Christmas, anon.


b6105d No.14043474

What I got:

>Clothes

>Amazon Fire8 HD

>Money

>$50 Gamestop Card

>Echo Dot

>Amazon Echo Version 2

>Amazon Echo Show

>AMD MSI B350 Motherboard

>AMD Ryzen 5

>Pokken Tournament DX

Most likely gonna end up buying a PS4 pro tommorow.


307858 No.14043530

>>14043474

>Echo Dot

>Amazon Echo Version 2

>Amazon Echo Show

why does your family hate you?


289534 No.14043535

>>14043474

>PS4 Pro

Ask Santa for a loaded gun for you to fellate


8367d4 No.14043563

File: c9c240ba476620e⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 163.26 KB, 495x700, 99:140, 66417621_master1200.jpg)

File: f477b1029fe7797⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 759.79 KB, 1600x2000, 4:5, 66439811_p2.jpg)

File: 949dbfd1ebee652⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 1.01 MB, 1000x1244, 250:311, 66422313_p0.jpg)

File: 34685ff5c43771c⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 362.81 KB, 941x1498, 941:1498, 66441213_p0.jpg)

>>14043473

Good taste


234210 No.14043628

File: e9839be719a236a⋯.jpg (10.33 KB, 221x250, 221:250, 1429888236250.jpg)

>>14043474

>amazon

What a bunch of soulless corporate technojunk.


be8d12 No.14043645

File: 1a7e0f713485499⋯.png (1.48 MB, 869x788, 869:788, 1a7e0f713485499d8f77963aa2….png)

All i wanted for christmas was (you)


289534 No.14043661

>>14043645

Here you go anon, Merry Christmas

All I want for Christmas is a job with better pay


1a3133 No.14043674

File: bd02d0e231f2448⋯.png (24.98 KB, 204x233, 204:233, toroko.png)

I like to play Cave Story+ on Christmas


289534 No.14043681

>>14043674

Nicalis pls go


44d00d No.14043781

File: 3cc8087492ffaed⋯.jpg (310.21 KB, 1960x778, 980:389, khv.jpg)

>>14043304

>not yet


ae29cf No.14043812

File: a038a5417128d32⋯.jpeg (587.25 KB, 1200x1750, 24:35, a038a5417128d32b6dce5af1e….jpeg)

>>14043781

>16

>healthy sex life

>20 is point of no return


57aef1 No.14043827

>>14043812

You should marry a pure girl at 18.


46d83a No.14043832

>>14043827

Not all of us are Mormon, anon.


aafeed No.14043853

File: 5a7e50eac4d6833⋯.jpg (108.61 KB, 724x844, 181:211, 1470224309617.jpg)

>>14043812

>>14043819

Those ages are probably spot on as far as normalfags are concerned.

Being a virgin around 20 probably isn't that bad but imagine being well over 20 and having to explain to a girl that you've never done it before.

Well, at least that's one thing I won't have to worry about.


1cd100 No.14043854

File: 36c8adabc790877⋯.jpg (632.88 KB, 827x1169, 827:1169, 36c8adabc79087735446a3f21b….jpg)

File: 8a6d82899c2af33⋯.jpg (410.5 KB, 827x1169, 827:1169, 36f1373b64a4bed369d202e44b….jpg)

File: fc3fa506d26656d⋯.jpg (88.59 KB, 715x1000, 143:200, 96854a240df6c85e183341434f….jpg)

File: ae010766acf5e8f⋯.jpg (505.18 KB, 716x1013, 716:1013, 24464318_p0.jpg)

Merry Christmas (You), have some Christmas ara.


514589 No.14043882

File: 3d7e17f996973b8⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 187.83 KB, 1100x716, 275:179, 3c51f76c51f767d1585c50e5c2….jpg)

>>14043827

>a pure girl

nigga not everyone has the time and resources to go to the amazon,hunt one down,drag her back to civilisation,teach her not to poop on the floor,use cuttlery,not to be a filthy savage in general and what her limits are within and outside the house kitchen and then on top of that spend a good amount of their waking time making sure she doesn't come in contact with some feminist cunt that will put weird ideas in her head and taint her just so you can go to a fancy party or family gathering and say

<…and this is my wife,Plays-Hard-To-Get of the south Yanomami cannibal tribe


44d00d No.14043894

File: 25ed23c62dd7e55⋯.png (33.18 KB, 1312x137, 1312:137, the solution.png)

>>14043853

At some point you stop giving a shit because you know that it won't happen.

Just took me some good 25 years until I gave up.


30eb56 No.14043909

>>14043882

>tfw met a virgin girl when she was 21

>she cooks me meals, quiets herself when I speak, and asks me how many children I want

>gonna throw a ring on when I'm making enough money to pay for the future offspring

It's nice to be a living, breathing example of your utter failure.

Also,

>racemixing


46d83a No.14043927

>>14043894

Why do I hang out with you sad people again?

Oh, yeah, I'm some freakish hybrid of robot and human who was diagnosed with the most mild case of being an Ass Burger ever, and you folks are the only people belligerent enough to argue with me about my own opinions, so I come here to sperg so I can maintain normie relationships.


6cc31d No.14043936

>>14043882

You stole this from Eddie Murphy didn't you?


46d83a No.14043946

>>14043909

Throw the ring on ASAP, hold off on kids for a few years. Don't let her get away before that.


562c65 No.14043948

File: 9949a307ebef760⋯.jpg (123.81 KB, 800x600, 4:3, santa.jpg)

This is a long shot, but does anyone have the location to download (or a copy to upload) of Santa Slayer? Not the one that you can find by googling - an older one. There was an old DOS game I got on some 500 Great Games disk or something like that. It was a 2D DOS game, and I remember Santa having a bazooka.

>>14043894

The secret is finding someone with a fetish that only you are willing to fulfill. It's how I went from almost-wizard to disgust.


46d83a No.14043958

>>14043948

Can confirm. Sign up for Fetlife, and put up with the Pozz long enough to get through the local bondage and impact courses.

Then if you're good enough, snatch the 20-something girl right as she's diving into the kinky Shit and dominate her so hard she makes you her daddy for life.


514589 No.14043971

File: 16fd0767f6abd91⋯.webm (936.79 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, morning on ̸ v ̸.webm)

>>14043909

>any western woman

>pure

anon i was responding to specified pure, purity isn't simply being pure of body but of mind as well

>>14043936

>steal

>from a nigger

that would be a first

:^)


3875f4 No.14043997


133d45 No.14044002

File: ea80fb2160d5ba0⋯.png (9.9 KB, 642x399, 214:133, once again.png)

Megaman Sprite Comic Christmas is pretty good if you want something short for a laugh.

http://www.mediafire.com/file/odhey0kma0c4roo/megamanspritexmas.zip


6cc31d No.14044029

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

ad1b46 No.14044042

File: 23205d6ac3e95bc⋯.jpg (98.02 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, aaaa.jpg)

>>14015948

but you forgot a flash game anon


de4572 No.14044067

File: b666cc581d786d3⋯.jpg (37.11 KB, 360x479, 360:479, 1388361376654.jpg)

>>14016026

>jew claims to have repented and cast aside his judaism

>still worships the (((abrahamic))) god and (((yeshua ben yosef)))

really activates those almonds


514589 No.14044178

File: eed2a6a558f8486⋯.mp4 (862.23 KB, 1280x718, 640:359, sheeeit.mp4)


de4572 No.14044188

>>14044126

Reported for being a heeb-worshipper.


57aef1 No.14044193

>>14044140

>>14044188

Reported for announcing reports.


fdfabb No.14044195

>>14044067

You're a real fucking retard if you actually believe that.


de4572 No.14044212

>>14044195

A kike who worships the kike god with a different messiah is still a kike.


7effe9 No.14044267

>>14042126

Fuck off faggot, you can't even help yourself on Christmas. Sad.


47aa75 No.14044310

>>14043474

How does someones family actually get them this much shit? I'm 21 and out of the house and I'm lucky to even get $50.


636127 No.14044317

>>14044267

I'll help my self to your ass fuck boi


30eaa1 No.14044328

>mom getting pissed that we aren't in the christmas spirit(in paraphrasing)

christmas is more or less another day for me. i just can't give a shit about it anymore


48f4dc No.14044514

File: eb34a5f7909d055⋯.png (63.93 KB, 270x350, 27:35, 2d69c31b8fb79dbb0980bd5275….png)

What a fucking shit day. The only good thing to come out of it is that the turkey was ok. I didn't even want gifts but got a book and a scarf and looks like its for women. Non-stop arguing over fucking nothing. What a piece of shit holiday where you are forced to be with people. Might as well kill myself I'm in such a bad mood. Can't even play vidya.


57aef1 No.14044519


ea1689 No.14044522

>>14039702

Is Glühwein a thing outside of Germany?


94ae87 No.14044524

>Bought Superhot for Christmas with gift cards

>Enjoy the mechanics

>Getting tired and ready to sleep

>Play a little bit more

>Now feel weird and wonder why reality is moving when I'm not.

Well fuck, that game sure got under my skin didn't it?


be8d12 No.14044571

>>14043661

Thanks anon, sorry i can't give you what you want. Like everyone else i'm stuck at a no-life shitjob.


be8d12 No.14044607

>>14044522

Yeah, i bought heated wine in Italy and it's called Glögg in Sweden. Fairly big thing with different flavours and a yearly christmas release.


1efcbc No.14044625

>mother really into asian shit like buddhism, daoism, feng shui

>she also keeps saying BAZINGA! tier jokes using stale memes

>instead of christmas movies or even TV we're actually watching fucking pewdiepie because of the screaming autist nephews and nieces

>the autists also tell me they wants to be streamers on twitch and got some streamer starter pack with chinkshit hardware as their presents

>general bickering over little petty shit

At least I got a little jade buddha necklace and $220. Managed to recoup my losses on buying cheap presents for everyone.


6e92a9 No.14044641

>>14039763

This frame, right fucking here.

ARIGATO ANON-KUN

Best Christmas gift I've received so far.


6e92a9 No.14044645

File: b70b19ffb5078eb⋯.png (319.8 KB, 387x741, 129:247, this.png)

>>14044641

>>14039763

Of course I'm so excited I forget to upload my pic


aafeed No.14044755

>>14044625

>streamer starter pack with chinkshit hardware

Someone post the headset picture.

You know the one.


a3410c No.14044791

File: 6a71550e93ea824⋯.png (852.48 KB, 826x1169, 118:167, fc4f340685e5b94be9931a6e96….png)

My folks are actually good people and not an annoyance to spend some time eating during Christmas. My own life, on the other hand, is shit, so it balances things. Merry Christmas! Be sure to say exactly that to all filthy atheists if you know any.


a6970f No.14044807

>>14044791

Atheists are jewish indoctrined faggots anyhow. Merry Christmas fag.


48f4dc No.14044874

>>14044791

You can still celebrate without believing. Its called traditions. Also today's holiday isn't purely about Christianity anyway.


57aef1 No.14044880

>>14044874

It's about Christianity for Christians, but it's also celebrated widely as a secular holiday.


48f4dc No.14044912

File: 45431b1d46e5c16⋯.jpg (96.06 KB, 1252x1252, 1:1, 45431b1d46e5c164b4b127b9d6….jpg)

>>14044880

Thats not what I meant, I mean it is a merging of 2 separate holidays and whiles in perceived as purely Christian a big of the aesthetics and celebrations aren't Christian. What I am referring to is Yule. And its (trigger warning) pagan in origins


e1f5d0 No.14044921

>>14040304

nobody would give a shit nigger; relationship advice is generally useless anyways and 99% useless to an autist. What's even more gay, though, is an autistic bitch complaining on 8chan


e1f5d0 No.14044944

>>14044912

so what. Nobody will celebrate the oldest, pre-christian yule, complete with sacrifices to Odin, Njord and Frey.


d0620d No.14044956

>>14042257

>>14042236

Actually, I finally got my computer in decent shape and have Uncommon Time Duet Edition on my computer. I have zero idea how to stream but if you give me some instructions I can try. It's so nice to not have a computer running Windows XP.


ab303b No.14044960

>>14033099

Love those dubs, anon

>>14040616

Get a bigger oven, it's that simple

>>14041999 (checked and merry Christmas)


48f4dc No.14044968

>>14044944

I never said that.

>so what

What not?


7122b5 No.14044998

File: 1fd62f3bed89f34⋯.png (259.28 KB, 325x535, 65:107, 1fd62f3bed89f3420b6951087b….png)

Oh yeah, and merry Christmas /v/.


027573 No.14045461

>>14015835

If Christmas-themed Easter eggs count, the original Rise of the Triad and Tyrian.

The former has a rather… interesting hidden track called "God Rest Ye, Deadly Gentlemen", and the latter literally has a Christmas mode (which it asks you if you want to activate).


df810f No.14045570

>>14044002

Is this a Hotline Miami game?


6cc31d No.14045612

>>14044791

>Eating your family during Christmas

Anon, this is a christian imageboard


b9e66a No.14045649

File: 8060fcf1f956536⋯.png (3.1 MB, 1440x1440, 1:1, Terry Davis.png)

I can't enjoy Christmas anymore no matter how hard I try. Nobody in my family is on good terms with each other and every gift I get feels like it was approved by 10 out of touch parents before I received it. I'm so fucking sick of getting nothing but gift cards and clothes for Christmas and having others complain that I'm being entitled. Is Christmas the one time of year where you're not allowed to be disappointed about anything or something? Nobody really cares about Christmas outside of gifts anyway. The "true meaning of Christmas" is just some bullshit people use to make it sound like it's special compared to other holidays. Fuck Christmas. Santa's not real, you're not allowed to be disappointed with anything, and you're always stuck listening to the same shitty music every year. Christmas is nothing more than a day for people to give others gifts and call them entitled if they show even the slightest sign of disappointment.


7266a2 No.14045673

File: 739c4d1ac312ad7⋯.png (72.16 KB, 211x244, 211:244, 1401634445171.png)

>>14045649

maybe you should move out of the house and buy your own video games you fucking autistic manchild


b9e66a No.14045728

>>14045673

I would if I had the money. I already have a job, but I don't have enough money to get by.


44b607 No.14045774

>>14045649

Thanks for the Terry.


1efcbc No.14045781

>>14045649

Anon, be glad you even got something you entitled shit.


df810f No.14045806

>>14045649

>Santa's not real

Sure he is. He even use to punch heretics right in the face.


c47560 No.14045830

>>14045649

Sorry to hear that, where do you live, anon? I want to go to your place so I can give you a proper beating :^)


b9e66a No.14045893

File: 13f452e01c7bcdc⋯.jpg (28.83 KB, 720x720, 1:1, 1466645932712.jpg)

>>14045778

>>14045781

Well fuck you too.

>>14045806

Prove it then.


119a5f No.14045906

>>14045649

You sound like you need to have your shit kicked in a couple times.


46d83a No.14046009

Hope you were good this year and didn't mention politics or /pol/ memes outside of /pol/ or the Christmas Monkey will come and rape you while he bites your fingers off.


b9e66a No.14046014

File: ad15bf64a8341fc⋯.jpeg (70.53 KB, 600x584, 75:73, Happy Holidays!.jpeg)

>>14045830

>>14045906

Been there, done that. Beating me doesn't mean anything to me anymore. Honestly I just feel like I want to die all the time.


1cbf80 No.14046059

>>14046014

oh boo fucking hoo.

grow up.


b9e66a No.14046073

File: e191cfa5b9cd708⋯.png (935.79 KB, 644x644, 1:1, Screenshot_142.png)

>>14046059

>>14046034

>grow up

>on /v/

where do you think we are?


119a5f No.14046104

>>14046078

>le reported :^)

Jesus Christ.


3fe226 No.14046107

Merry Christmas, retards.


57aef1 No.14046117

>>14046078

Reported for announcing a report.

>>14046104

Reported for saging a pinned thread. Sage is not a downboat, you filthy plebbitor.


7ef9b9 No.14046136

File: 59eba60e647eab4⋯.jpg (35.16 KB, 248x330, 124:165, shrug.jpg)

I know this isn't a meta thread but

>made a thread about vidya characters

>gets deleted

Thanks Pewter.

Merry Christmas, anons.


119a5f No.14046138

>>14046117

>Sage is not a downboat, you filthy plebbitor.

I sage on reflex whenever I start shitposting, you faggot.


57aef1 No.14046184

>>14046161

Reported for repeatedly announcing reports.


3ddc0c No.14046217

>>14043882

>native girls

>pure

Keke


423ece No.14046259

File: 82800865168b90c⋯.gif (43.5 KB, 242x450, 121:225, Cnights1.gif)


0a3cc9 No.14046276

File: 22395be23fa8691⋯.webm (2.2 MB, 720x480, 3:2, 22395be23fa8691ecc8aa3e74….webm)

File: 026b15f42e66ae3⋯.webm (1.87 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, 026b15f42e66ae3b59c5b6653….webm)

Marry Christmas /v/

>>14039876

NO CAKE FOR (JOU)


57aef1 No.14046297

>>14046207

Reported for being a meanie.

>>14039876

>3DPD

End yourself cake kike, and a Merry Yidsmas to Jew.


19d368 No.14046394

File: c99f9b2b7e76004⋯.png (319.17 KB, 839x365, 839:365, hi.png)

Merry Titmas


aa67a2 No.14046395

File: 5bcf0382aa6a705⋯.jpg (82.68 KB, 700x700, 1:1, 988e59cab8d9845feccd39ba83….jpg)

File: 3bf1e1673c4a8ca⋯.jpg (69.59 KB, 800x936, 100:117, acbb5e06358deeb24692804bbb….jpg)

>>14039876

hey, at least you tried. That's a lot more than most of us have done me included.


a11a18 No.14046453

>>14041182

What Dreamcast 2? You mean the WiiU? It was alright, but now with Switch enhancing its games and cemu becoming a thing, I don't see the need for it nowadays.


44b607 No.14046543

>>14046453

>tfw i actually fucking bought a wii u

Sure learned my lesson there. (((Nintendo))) can suck a chode.


d0620d No.14046610

>>14044956

Alright, I can't use OBS because I don't want to plug in my GPU because I don't have an HDMI monitor, and XSplit wants me to make an account. Any non-shitty streaming programs I can use? Do I even need one?


932b2d No.14046686

File: 29d8f38f42f0119⋯.png (41.71 KB, 255x255, 1:1, supportiveteagan.png)

>>14046610

I don't know shit about streaming, but I'm just wishing you luck, anonymous.


932b2d No.14046692

>>14045649

Even though you're an autist, I agree with you. One of my family members gave me a fucking fidget spinner.


a6970f No.14046724

>>14046394

Man I wouldn't mind pounding

>>14046645 either of these girls vagina's with my penis.


d0620d No.14046739

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>14046686

You're right, as long as life remains in me, I will do everything in my power to get this shit done. I can do no less! I'll probably just suck it up and make an Xsplit account. I'll need some sort of video recording software for when I make a fucking feature film length review of Uncommon Time, among other things.

I hope nobody minds that I'd be going in mostly blind. I couldn't really watch the streams because a netbook running Windows XP couldn't handle it, but the threads were nice. Maybe that's why I had a slightly different perspective on the game than pretty much everybody but Duet Anon.


19980a No.14046849

File: f38fb9bf85075b7⋯.jpg (41.07 KB, 421x427, 421:427, 1412184885939.jpg)

>tfw went on a holiday trip so I didn't get to be that one childless family member that gets really fucking drunks and pisses everyone off

I'm actually a bit disappointed which is a bit weird considering I do it so no one talks to me.


448d36 No.14046915

so went all out dressed as santa and gave my nephews 3&4 fable and unreal championship for the x-box (that i let them use). did i do gud? also what other games for the original xbox are kid friendly and or not shit.


636127 No.14046928

>>14046915

tons tbh


59e430 No.14046972

>>14046610

Do you need to connect the GPU to a monitor? I'm sure that part isn't necessary.


d0620d No.14047010

>>14046972

Wouldn't really matter anyway, RPG Maker doesn't play well with OBS anyway. I think I have a partial solution, and by that I mean just doing a screen selection on it.


678d4c No.14047246

>>14047010

AMD has it's own streaming shit (Relive) built to the drivers and Nivida does as well I believe. You could also just record the screen with MSI afterburner or such and then record over it in post production, your audience probably will not be able to tell the difference.


909280 No.14048372

File: 9b78c1b35eeb23c⋯.jpg (40.98 KB, 314x464, 157:232, danger funny.jpg)

File: baba898cc35489e⋯.png (92.1 KB, 390x513, 130:171, danger-funny.png)


17368b No.14051228

>>14042214

Try right-clicking on the paperclip icon and "Open in New Tab". It works in nu-Opera, anyway, which sadly is basically just Chrome in disguise.




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