510bf8 No.13995847
>get new job
>be worried it's gonna be tough
>main task is to play sim city in real life
Finally, all those years playing video games have paid off.
47b9e4 No.13995854
>>13995847
>not cities skylines
>not creating a poo flood
daafae No.13995863
>>13995847
Are you a city planning engineer or some shit? How does it pays?
8da9ce No.13995875
Go and work for san francisco and drop an alien on them.
510bf8 No.13995882
>>13995863
Low level CAD guy, geotech engineer at larger firm. Pay is shit, but growth opportunities abound.
>>13995854
>implying we do not create poo floods
7226bd No.13995890
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>get a factory job because I feel like it's time to do some hard labor
>tasks are menial and unchallenging that you're just trapped in your head all day
Anyway your job sounds fun, you have the entire aesthetic of a city through clicking and pressing buttons.
47b9e4 No.13995897
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>>13995882
When do you build this anon?
e5763a No.13995919
>>13995854
>shilling for soulless trash
>not saging a template thread
>>>/suicide/ along with OP
f7c272 No.13995931
>>13995919
>not calling OP a faggot
Why do you post?
OP is a faggot.
daafae No.13995935
>>13995890
>tasks are menial and unchallenging
Yea that's why industry automation is a thing. It's more humane to make these people clean toilets than do the same fucking shit by the hundreds at a time.
a1e1db No.13995947
>>13995897
>6 million residents
47b9e4 No.13996084
>>13995919
Since I'm looking for the poo poo pee pee flood image from 2 years ago since I can't find it in my collection.
2a69f8 No.13997691
>Play video games all my life
>Job requires me to go outside and explore, and find shit.
Fug, but it's pretty cool feeling like Lewis and Clark.
e9f690 No.13997699
>>13995847
Are you me? I work for a DoT and my job is basically simcity.
633495 No.13997758
>get new job
>be worried it's gonna be tough
>main task is to play cawadoody in real life
89abef No.13997770
>>13997758
>is to play cawadoody in real life
>not to play armed assblast in real life.
cff9e6 No.13998563
>>13997758
>main task is to be a good goy for isreal
ftfy
d4b7d3 No.13998573
>get new job
>be worried it's gonna be tough
>main task is to play Artificial Academy in real life
868efe No.13998605
>>13998573
What do you teach, fellow tool for The Man?
984e13 No.13998625
>>13995890
Get a job as a housekeeper at a nice place.
You'll bust your ass, you get to work alone, and if you're good enough you'll make a lot of tips, which adds a sense of accomplishment.
It's what I do and I'd never do anything else short of going back to college moving towards working for myself as a graphic designer.
d4b7d3 No.13998638
>>13998605
Health and PE
A bunch of fucking fatasses these days, I swear.
e9a4e0 No.13998699
>>13995882
>Pay is shit
Tell me anon, how much in your mind is "shit". These things are subjective.
bd690b No.13998711
>get a new job
>be worried it's gonna be touch
>main task is to solve puzzles in real life
All those years of googling solutions to video game puzzles finally paid off. Now I google solutions to software programming puzzles.
cff9e6 No.13998717
868efe No.13998722
>>13998638
Kids these days don't run up trees or play bikes for fun like they used to, that's for sure.
922fbc No.13998746
>>13995854
I went and downloaded an updated version of Cities Skylines because of this post and it still sucks. Traffic's broken, buildings still can't handle curved roads, there's no reason to not go green on everything, the pious fucking twitter feed is still awful. Fuck you.
3d8518 No.13998747
34aa26 No.13998766
>get new job
>worried it's gonna be tough
>main task is to play racing games IRL
Finally, all those years playing Assetto Corsa and Dirt are paying off
4a03f1 No.13999207
>>13995847
>Finally, all those years playing video games have paid off.
I'm waiting for that too, wonder if it will ever happen
who is this job and how did you get it? would love rl simcity
e4a433 No.13999313
>>13995882
>growth opportunities abound.
I've heard that one before. Do yourself a favor and jump ship as soon as you get some feathers in your hat and a better offer. Also keep your resume updated and always be networking.
bd26a8 No.14000673
>get new job
>be worried it's gonna be tough
>main task is to play viscera: cleanup detail in real life
Finally, all those years of playing video games have paid off.
46e5bb No.14000693
Build a city without roads and maybe someday I'll give a shit.
e7d565 No.14000710
>>13995847
the 3rd image is comfy
cff9e6 No.14000778
6b2d26 No.14000804
>Get a new job with my best brother
>be worried it's gonna be tough
>main task is to be a plumber
Finally, all those years of playing Super Mario is going to pay off!
4cbf43 No.14000848
96be04 No.14002199
>>13995882
I wouldn't count your luck just yet OP. I took a similar position for an absurdly low rate too with large opportunities and got laid off before you could say Mississippi. Market is fucking trash for engineers right now especially if you're in a bad region like me. Going to have to relocate soon if I want to keep doing planning and engineering.
d57c50 No.14002773
>Being an engineer
You could have used those math skills for a career that isn't becoming over inflated. You could have learned Theoretical Biology or Biostats.
50703a No.14002842
>>13998711
>new job
>don't know how to do stuff so you just google the answers to everything
Isn't there a really funny screencap story that was about an anon who did this? I need to find this shit now
Please tell me someone knows what I am talking about?!
633495 No.14004283
>>14002842
I don't know, but that's basically how I solve all of my relative's computer problems, and they assume I'm some kind of programming genius.
Thing is, being able to google the answer to a problem is a skill in itself. If you ask a tech-illiterate old fart to google something, when they're still at the "find me facebook.com" stage, they won't be able to do it. Half of the issue is know WHAT to do, and thus knowing what to search for, even if you don't know HOW to do it. Also how to filter search results, and how to determine which ones to trust and which ones to ignore.
You can't just tell google "help my computer isn't working" and expect to get anywhere.
fcf371 No.14004294
>>get new job
>be worried it's gonna be tough
>main task is to wrangle retards
Finally all those years of reading /v/ have paid off.
dbfd22 No.14004314
>>14004294
only good post to be honest.
5451fe No.14004316
>Don't have a job
It is normal to be depressed for not getting a job in 5 years?
fcf371 No.14004319
>>14004316
Yes but it's also normal to be depressed when having a job.
d6167b No.14004336
That's pretty cool, OP. Can you be a dick and trap unsuspecting residents on a loop road though?
>>13995890
>>tasks are menial and unchallenging that you're just trapped in your head all day
It's horrible. I mean, I'm used to being "trapped in my head" anyway, but doing mind numbing work makes it torture. If anything I acquired a shitload of respect for the fuckers that somehow manage to do that kind of work for years on end.
The one day I got to work with some dude as a mover felt like a blessing with each cabinet and couch I had to carry.
701ff5 No.14004383
>get a new job
>be worried it's gonna be tough
>main task is to play train simulator in real life
c54781 No.14004398
>>14004383
what do you need all those butens for?
all you need is to go forward and back nigga
06fd63 No.14004413
>>14004383
>expected some guy to throw himself onto the tracks
>it doesn't happen
68a805 No.14004949
>>13997770
>>13997758
>is to play cawadoody in real life
>not to play armed assblast in real life
>not to play ArmA2 ACE with retarded Platoon leaders and no actual enemies to shoot at
adcfa3 No.14004970
>>14004283
>Thing is, being able to google the answer to a problem is a skill in itself
In the Shadowrun tabletop RPG, there is an actual character skill for it and it's called Data Search. It's very useful to be able to acquire extra info or maybe even a hacking entry point just by making a roll.
8e999f No.14004986
>>13995897
That's some next level autism.
c5ea28 No.14005000
>>14004657
that made me laugh,im planning enter a tecnical school for IT after 7 years being a hikki neet hows the industry for that shit anything i should be aware of?
e86b5b No.14005010
Playing Starcraft literally set me on the path to being a professional programmer.
>be mapmaker
>have one particularly autistic mapmaker friend who was an excellent mentor
>he gets into C++, urges me to join him in learning it to make games
>he tutors me
The rest is history. The job is pretty easy too.
50703a No.14005098
>>14004657
That's fucking hilarious. Thanks, anon.
>>14005000
The industry is pretty swamped at the moment. I'd say your best bet is finding a company that is low tech and bringing tech to them.
adcfa3 No.14005264
>>14005000
>>14005098
It's swamped, but everyone is always hiring. Now you've got tons of companies hiring domestically because execs are slowly realizing that maybe paying for $10 an hour delivery curry code isn't as good of an idea as it seemed on the balance sheet. Turnover is high in this industry, namely if you choose the wrong company to work for.
My advice to you, as a current professional programmer of 3 years experience (and already laid off once) is these points:
A bachelor's degree is unfortunately necessary for the most part. Many companies won't consider you without one, but don't even think about bothering with a master's, it's a complete waste of time and won't teach you anything you wouldn't learn by practicing in your spare time unless you are interested in complex AI algorithms and the "neuroscience" of computing. If you don't have the time or want to spend the money for a bachelors go to a tech school, and emphasize your portfolio if they don't bring it up in the interview – hell, make the interviewers feel bad if they didn't look, because they really should.
More important than your degree is your portfolio. Have a Github account and post shit there. It doesn't have to be complicated, and in most cases it doesn't even have to be finished. As long as you are actually practicing in your off time and posting shit there, recruiters will be impressed and so will the lead developers who will be there to interview you. (If the company doesn't have a lead dev weigh in for interviews, consider looking elsewhere).
Interviews are a two way process and a negotiation, don't get desperate (even if you are don't show it) and stay persistent. I had to go 4 months without a job after my first layoff because I was a retard and colossally fucked myself out of my next opportunity yeah I failed a drug test and the funny part was I had a substitute and didn't bring enough. That day was very shameful indeed. Keep in mind that recruiters are frequently very stupid, especially when it comes to software, and it will take time, sometimes even if you are skilled. Get used to "you looked like a good candidate, but we hired this guy with 2 years of experience just because."
Good luck.
2fb120 No.14005301
>>14004949
Never played multiplayer at all.
83406b No.14005406
>>14005264
thanks anon this info will be useful in next year
08c6b7 No.14005435
>get new job
>be worried it's gonna be tough
>it is
6be096 No.14005459
>>14002773
But biology is boring
56017f No.14005486
>sick of retail
>apply to hard labor job that's assembling machine parts and pays well
>it's repetitive but not so simple I'd die of boredom, they don't hire any old retard who wanders in
>emphasize my mechanical knowledge on my resume and even mention I'm in the middle of an engine rebuild right now
>hiring person calls me back
>asks if I played any sports or worked on a farm
>no but I lift so I'll be able to move heavy stuff around and be on my feet no problem
>it was more a question about personality compatibility with the other employees since they're all normalfag/redneck
>haven't heard back
Fucking can't win. Probably used too many "big words" on my resume in an attempt to be professional.
651a62 No.14005497
>get new job
>moving boxes off of semi trailers in a warehouse
>it's tough but the pay is good
>gonna be too swole to control in a few months
56017f No.14005501
>>14005497
Chris you fat fuck you only work 4 hour shifts
96be04 No.14005514
>>14005486
The worst is when you have an interview, they ask you basic shit you nail out of the park and then tell you a month later "You're not needed" without giving a solid reason why.
The fact most places are recursive in that you need experience to be hired there for an entry level position is absurd and is the reason I've been fucked over as a graduate.
7226bd No.14005565
>>14004336
>If anything I acquired a shitload of respect for the fuckers that somehow manage to do that kind of work for years on end.
That's because those people are low-IQ retards and junkies who have no other means of income and have been molded for grunt work but people like that go to join the marines now.
bd26a8 No.14005647
>>14005514
Man I fucking hate that shit. Applied to one job where I got asked the same questions you'd find on A+ certification test
>what does DSL stand for?
>what does RAM stand for?
>more memorization of definitions
>memorization of limits to certain hardware
>etc
Shit nobody would need to know for reinstalling windows because the customer had every virus imaginable, but that's the shit I got asked. Second job never bothered calling me back, I continued calling them but their manager was "on vacation" every time, eventually I got the hint that they were not interested. Another job I applied for just said they hired somebody else. Then if you end up going to school, there's a lack of jobs where you just get to fix shit, so you end up being overqualified for working at the only places around, which is usually bestbuy. The job market is such shit today, nothing pays well unless it's back-breaking labor or your benefits get sacrificed, and even some of the lowest entry level jobs are outsourced to illegals now.
Your best bet to make a decent living these days is either starting your own business and being self-sustaining or having a really good network with people in high places.
96be04 No.14005690
>>14005647
> Then if you end up going to school, there's a lack of jobs where you just get to fix shit, so you end up being overqualified for working at the only places around, which is usually bestbuy. The job market is such shit today, nothing pays well unless it's back-breaking labor or your benefits get sacrificed, and even some of the lowest entry level jobs are outsourced to illegals now.
That's the problem I have. I'm overqualified for grunt work because of having a degree so I'm not hired; for jobs in my field I'm still not hired because I don't have a million years of experience to enter in entry level. I've applied to retail jobs and other minimum wage work and was still rejected, while I'm constantly rejected from jobs that require my degree. The only option I have is go back to school to get my Master's degree, but that would overqualify me even further than before and put me in even more debt for a higher tier degree that has so far hurt me more than helped my career goals.
I don't know if it's the region is beyond fucked or what. It sucks watching everyone else you know getting a good job and going in their career while I can only sit here feeling like a used napkin.
e0e4d0 No.14005698
>Be A student
>Go to college with a scholarship for STEM
>have mental breakdown
>dropout
>NEET for a year
>Join military
It works out, I get payed to have zero responsibilities, retire at 45. No regrets.
d6c10d No.14005727
>get new job
>be worried it's gonna be tough
>it is, but main task is to hurry up and wait
Finally, all those years sitting bored at my computer have paid off.
bd26a8 No.14005751
>>14005690
It's just all over the place, the baby boom is partly at fault for this, and corporations sponsoring illegals to rent out their labor to smaller business is partly to at fault, and low skill jobs hiring nothing but illegals because it's cheaper are also partly at fault.
Apart from an ever expanding population to compete with for job security, many things have been made "standard skills" and thus devalued, allowing more people to compete for the same job at a lower rate because they're easily replaced if everyone has that same skill, you're also competing with baby boomers who are over-ripe for retirement but wont give up their high paying job because they know social security is already in the shitter, they would never be able to live off it.
So your competition is:
>a tsunami of illegals
>baby boomers who wont retire
>teens who were already taught "basic skills" that you may have had to go to college for
>the rest of your bloated generation who are all fighting to get into whatever field is 'hot' at the moment, rapidly devaluing every degree imaginable
the only fucking field that isn't saturated right now is medical, but unless you're going to become a surgeon or specialist you're fucked again because women typically go for nursing and now there's an over abundance of nurses with a shortage of actual doctors, but even then you'll end up working for St. Lukes because they buy out every hospital
Not even war would be enough to cull the herd and refresh the job market at this point, we're too high tech for there to be a lot of casualties from an all out war. Even with terrorists suicide bombing once in a while and nigs shooting civilians every day can't stifle the unlimited growth, as evidenced by the increase in number of murders every day but ever decreasing crime rate %.
6986e1 No.14005825
>>14005514
It must be nice getting calls at all after interviews.
b22210 No.14005874
>job is fun
>get tired really easily
>come home
>idly browse to pass the time until next working day
I don't think I'm doing this right.
>>14005698
did you ever watch welcome to the nhk?
46e5bb No.14005886
>>14005486
>it was more a question about personality compatibility with the other employees since they're all normalfag/redneck
Welcome to the worst part of interviews - trying to spin being on /v/ and playing video games 24/7 as a healthy, social hobby that enriches my life.
e0e4d0 No.14005909
>>14005874
Yeah, watched it, read the manga, read the LN. ;_;
368461 No.14005970
>>14005000
its all H1B shit in street pajeets and chinks
shave, cut your hair to look like an asshole, buy a brooks brothers suit and make a start up and take money from the dumbass boomers who ruined the economy
dfe86c No.14005996
>get a new job
>actually gonna go postal because of it
e0e4d0 No.14006007
>>14005996
Remember to leave 8chan open in your browser for the feds.
9ec104 No.14006008
38896b No.14006021
>>13995854
That was me by the way.
dfe86c No.14006046
>>14006007
i'd post the fed poster image if i had not already outed myself as a simple postal service worker
96be04 No.14006370
>>14005825
Most places I interviewed at use a contracting agency, or if they do it themselves use email for rejections. The two I do remember actually physically mailed me a rejection letter through the mail old school.
It's just such a ridiculous market and with zero direction I don't know how to get in anymore, even professional career coaches and the like I've discussed with are baffled.
>>14005751
Don't forget contracting and temporary agencies in there as well, fucking over entry barriers into companies with shit pay, no benefits and no job security. I had a job a while back producing expensive medical devices that paid almost the same as a line cook at a restaurant. I almost gagged when I heard how much money the company made every time I put a machine together. If even a line cook doesn't give much of a shit about cooking up a $10-$15 dinner per person, imagine how much of a shit I gave when I was producing millions of dollars of medical equipment a day at the near same payrate as the cook.
bd26a8 No.14006538
>>14006370
Oh believe me I know about those, my first job was paying me almost half minimum wage, despite having to know how to fix shit. Imagine my disgust when I discovered a walmart cart pusher made more than twice as much as me.
a84160 No.14006920
How do I get a job after being a NEET for a few years? I have a degree I just never applied for jobs because I'm afraid of rejection. Every application asks for references but I'm pretty sure nobody knows I exist anymore.
2d4a41 No.14007017
>>14006920
Work your way up in larger chains so you can get big bucks or split off into whatever you want to do with that experience under your belt. Or get some minor education in trade jobs so you can take on an apprenticeship program and move to whatever from there. Also every work field has a certified service for it in just about every state that helps you get some framework understanding and can lead you to contacts in said field. I currently am looking for something to do with metalwork in IL for example so I look up the IDES and look through their apprenticeship programs, unions and society's. Also it's mostly a meme but maybe consider a good community college to take some courses on. It can be full of sjw bullshit occasionally but from my experience every place I go to is only pozzed to some degree. There's always a few instructors or class schedulers who are more pragmatic and have their own method of teaching/advising. At the very least get a better grasp of what you want to do before you devote yourself to it. Basically don't be retarded and show up for work. It's not hard. Also jesus fuck people sage when you're not discussing vidya.
633495 No.14007369
>>14006920
Your only option is temp agencies. It's impossible to get hired anywhere unless you "know someone"; your degree and previous work experience is completely worthless.
45987f No.14007460
>>14007369
Not impossible. Really fucking hard though. You have to get pretty lucky without connections and/or experience.
>>14006920
Temp agencies can help you get quick work. Unfortunately it will probably be bitch work, but at least it's money. You could then just mass apply for anything related to what you actually want to do while still working and hope for interviews. They will ask about not working for 3 years though, so you better have a good story to explain that. Alternatively you could pursue more education or go the trade school route.
If you really don't want to be NEET anymore you'll have to face rejection, because it's going to happen a lot before you succeed.
08c6b7 No.14007510
>>14005690
That's pretty much exactly the situation my brother's in. It sucks because he's one of the smartest people I've ever known but he's never been able to get a job outside of these shady telemarketers that he rightfully left after a day or two because there are fuck all jobs in our region of our country, let alone full time ones. He even had to go on this really degrading and useless work placement programme (that ended up not working) where most of the people there didn't know how to turn on a computer. Beyond that, I have a friend that studied biomed, did work experience and everything and he still can't find one because he lives in a jobless region too.
I'm also reminded of how my mum recently applied to an HR position that paid better than the one she's currently doing, and she got rejected from it despite having 20+ years of experience in the field because she doesn't have a degree. There are so many jobs in this region that require a degree even when you wouldn't think that they do. It doesn't even matter what your degree's in most of the time either, it's just enough to have one as proof of education.
187059 No.14007573
>>13998699
>These things are subjective.
So are housing prices and cost of living.
bd6216 No.14008327
>>14005751
>>14006370
>>14007017
>>14007510
See this shit makes me scared to move out of my small ass town. I actually have a well paying job that I was lucky to get. I don't have a degree so getting anything comparable anywhere else would be next to impossible. But this town is slowly dying, everything is closing down, and there are no women so I'm basically stuck being single.
43db6e No.14008596
>>14005514
>The fact most places are recursive in that you need experience to be hired there for an entry level position is absurd
I can't even get a job at fucking Target. This shit needs to stop.
4019dc No.14008641
>get new job
>be worried it's gonna be tough
>main task is to play Crazy Taxi in real life
db9926 No.14008701
>>14000673
You know you can upgrade from that class to a mechanic right? Well that depends if your said job has those perks or a union. Also in the same position but upgrading from the Grunt work to the big bucks.
bd26a8 No.14008759
>>14008327
You know what's worse than being in a town with no women?
Being in a town where the only women your age are fucking married and/or have kids already. Requires all the effort of being a gentleman without even the possibility of getting laid.
>>14008596
>Says here you're 18, sorry you need at least X years experience before we can hire you to stock shelves
>You have a college education? Sorry you're overqualified
>Oh you have so many years experience and no college education? Sorry but you're overqualified because you're over 40
>You seem to meet all our expectations, oh but we see you quit your previous job after only a year, we're looking for somebody more committed
>Sorry but we've outsourced the position to india
>Better luck next time!
>>14008701
When I get enough money saved up I'm going to see if I can start my own business. My current job pays well enough that maybe in 2 years time I could do it, since I barely spend any money, hopefully my body survives this fucking job that long. My doctor thinks I might have skin cancer.
43db6e No.14008782
>>14008759
The worst part is when they don't tell you that they don't want to hire you so you think you still have a shot and keep calling them until you get the hint. HR personnel are actual soulless monsters.
633495 No.14008787
>>14007510
When someone rejects a person because they are "overqualified", or because they don't have a degree, or because they don't have a fuckload of experience, it's just a cover. They're legally required to offer jobs opening to all people, when all they really want to do is hire another of the manager's family members or best friends or whatever. So they post listings with impossible requirements that they already know nobody will be able to fulfill, so they can say "look! nobody is qualified!" and then hire that Boss' sixteen-year-old retard nephew anyway.
Something I've never tried but that might pay dividends is a bribe. Noodle up to someone who works for some company in a middle-management position, and then ask him to "vouch" for you as a reference; as in, literally lie to the management that he knows you because you were friends in high school or whatever bullshit. Have it so you pay him like a hundred dollars just to do it, and then a thousand more if you actually get hired.
65f327 No.14008792
>>14006021
Literally everyone who has played this game has done this.
43db6e No.14008801
>>14008792
Hell I've actually done it on accident a couple of times.
bd6216 No.14008900
>>14008759
That is what I meant when I said there were no women, ones that aren't are rare so even if they aren't that good looking they are very over valued.
7a5370 No.14009846
>>13997758
my old job used to be teaching babyfaced army recruits how to interact and communicate with uav pilots when out in the field. 99% of the job was literally playing a flight simulator while talking to them on an instant messenger
7af63e No.14009923
>get new job
>be worried it's gonna be tough
>main task is to play Papers Please in real life
Why government office job gotta be so boring?
2614b6 No.14009934
>>14008787
It's also often a setup for getting foreign workers they can pay less than locals. For example: "Junior position, 10 years experience required" is a foreign worker posting.
633495 No.14009982
>>14009934
Oh yeah, I see it all the time, especially with migrant workers. They are by nature of their home country willing to work for less, and know that it's slim pickings to find an employer willing to look the other way when someone doesn't have a green card. The thing is, it's to the benefit of both of them. The employer pays them under the table, so they don't have to pay taxes on it; the migrant worker is paid under the table, so THEY don't have to pay taxes. Meanwhile, the legitimate citizen employee of the same job does have to pay taxes, and the employer is incentivized to give them less work because they also have to pay those taxes. Also, the state won't offer ANY structured welfare to someone who doesn't have a fucking social security number, so THEY benefit despite collecting less in taxes.
The only one who loses in this scenario is the guy who is actually following the fucking law! It's just like how anti-piracy measures only hurt the guy who DOESN'T download the cracked pirated version. This is a country founded upon and made by bending or breaking the laws whenever convenient. If you're not doing the raping, you're the one being raped.
2cc574 No.14010338
>get a new job
>wake up and remember i dont have a job
c54781 No.14010365
>>14009982
Migrants who are professionals who do get out of their country look for jobs elsewhere the western world because their own country is unable to provide fullfilling jobs for them. In fact, some countries don't even make an effort to provide sufficient jobs for their citizens and instead, promote them to go abroad and make a living. Some would probably not even consider working elsewhere if there were good local jobs, since: they'd rather not go far from their families and friends and it means less stress for them.
It just so happens that corrupt governments don't care, and employers like cheaper labor.
a57ba5 No.14010373
>>14010365
It would be nice if these supposed professionals made their own countries worth staying in instead of coming to our countries to commit crimes.
53370d No.14012031
>apply for job listing online
>hello candidate you must make an account with the GOLDBERG PLATFORM (tm) to upload your resume!
>every listing has a different version of this bullshit candidate sorting software
>not all of them can read a god damn PDF file
>ask you to fill in the same information every time, usually with a dose of stupid questions
>doing this 100 times nets you 10 rejection emails, 1 call where they say they'll call you back but don't, and the rest don't even get a response
>doing this 100 times again gets you an interview which you have a 50% chance of failing for no reason
>try to go to places and ask about applications
>"you're gonna want to go online for that"
>junk folder of email is filled with emails from pajeet450@gmail.com stating "Work from your home $5000 a month! Just give me your SSN."
Thank God I am past that hell. Just like muh vidya james: the drop rate for a "job" is 1/1000 from tedious grinding
e9f690 No.14012367
>>14012031
<private sector
>lucky if you even get an email saying they got your application
>no responses
>interviews have very little to do with the work
<public sector
>emails at every step of the application processes, letting you know if you made it to the next step or not
>interviews have a lot of job specific questions
>called me to say I wasn't hired and explained why
Now I work at a DoT.
9b7280 No.14012387
>>13997758
So hows it like being a good goy?
b7491a No.14012434
>>14012367
>DoT
Lucky nigger. DoE is an unbearable, jewish hell.
b64af2 No.14012508
>>14004316
hello fellow suicide attempt.
b64af2 No.14012526
>>14008596
here work agency took over job market and are pushing people out of jobs by doing interviews with kindergarten questionares
>1+1 is what?
>circle the word from other group
and then offering them below livable wage.
etc. so they can bring dirtcheap Serbs, Ukrainians, Mongols and god knows what else.
35522d No.14013290
I don't think i met true autism until I had a female manager. Their propensity for micromanaging productivity out of you to them bitch about it is truly horrifying.