e2eee7 No.13982527
Does Peach love Mario or are they just friends?
37d242 No.13982540
Post the manga page where Peach sees Mario's dick.
51995e No.13982555
6505ed No.13982709
>>13982527
She loves Daisy
460c86 No.13982718
>>13982709
>Daisy
No one loves Daisy.
64f0e7 No.13982778
>>13982761
Why is anon going under the assumption that every single thread is topically directed towards every individual who may frequent the site, rather than a subset of the user base to whom the thread topic may be relevant?
bc4dff No.13982784
>>13982761
OP is under the assumption that anybody here has done those things. Not every game anybody talks about has to have been played by the entire goddamn board.
>>13982783
How's the brain damage treating you?
6505ed No.13983568
>>13982787
Back off, she's mine.
e7ceec No.13983652
I kind of want to see the deleted posts now.
f68205 No.13983676
>>13982527
Mario and Bowser should just hook up and conquer the world together.
51995e No.13983692
>>13983652
It was some moron claiming that nobody should talk about Odyssey on grounds of not everyone on /v/ having a switch.
e7ceec No.13983718
>>13983676
Would be fun as fuck as a game concept IMO.
93142c No.13983942
>still no futa netorare daisyxpeach where mario gets cucked
cc028e No.13983991
Well it's not like it's a new concept.
6505ed No.13984006
>>13983991
why is toad naked?
cc028e No.13984023
>>13984006
That's you only question?
6505ed No.13984039
>>13984023
I mean the rest is pretty self-explanatory. I just wanna know why that sick fuck is streaking.
bd22e5 No.13984045
I only want the twist that all this time Peach was a slut to Bowser.
a1e103 No.13984047
cc028e No.13984073
Mario prefers Baby Peach anyway.
a8927c No.13984105
>>13982540
This?
>>13983991
Mario is better off with that sack of gold than with a princess who spends every other week in someone else's castle because she was "kidnapped".
6505ed No.13984136
>>13984073
Is he rescuing her or kidnapping her?
e2eee7 No.13984157
>>13984136
That's a good question!
ec778a No.13984355
>>13984073
Didn't know Mario had good taste.
a8ce08 No.13984378
>>13982527
In the Mushroom Kingdom timeline, Mario is a dickbag warlord that does whatever he wants.
He saves the princess and gets the pussy just for the lulz, while Luigi stays in his shadows just fantasizing.
Later in the timeline Mario ditches Peach for whatever reason, leaving her to Luigi, who later fathers Rosalina, confirmed by some text in galaxy 2's storytime about Rosalina's father having a green hat.
Mario then saves Daisy and actually marries. Mario Land is way ahead in the timeline, that's why Daisy isn't present in the mainline story Mario games.
Daisy then dies or Mario gets a divorce, either way Mario Scores a Catle and island for his own, that's Mario Land 2. After Wario is defeated in Wario Land, he becomes the new focus of Mushroom kingdom timeline, presumably it all ends with what we see in Wario Ware and maybe Rhythm Heaven.
If you're wondering why Daisy is paired with Luigi in the Kart, Party and Sports games, that's because those aren't canon to the storyline, it's just the "actors" that play the roles in the games goofing around.
cc028e No.13984405
>>13984157
>>13984136
I still wish I had a better quality version of that pic.
da8f43 No.13984424
>>13982729
Doom Guy and Daisy are the only OTP that matters.
d122c3 No.13984445
>>13984378
You're right about Mario characters being treated as actors (or puppets) by Nintendo, since it's literally word of god.
Otherwise, follow pic related.
62d577 No.13984462
>>13983991
>Peach obviously lusting after those thick moustaches instead of Prince Pencildick
>Both Mario and Luigi are now rich enough to get all the bitches they want between now and Peach's next kidnapping
>Cucked
b54184 No.13984501
>>13984445
>forcing this reddit image macro
delete yourself
f11c14 No.13984504
>>13984445
>not capitalizing God
I bet you don't categorize VN's as games either
b54184 No.13984528
>>13984504
VN's aren't video games they are merely tolerated.
648416 No.13984537
>>13984521
>he'd capitalize abrahamic but not God
get a load of this (((chosen one)))
f11c14 No.13984549
>>13984521
>he's not only a redditor that thinks VNs aren't video games, but he's also a (((LARPagan)))
f10412 No.13984561
8b4d33 No.13984604
>>13984585
Anyone have that cap where is said mixed people go to paganism to fit into a place?
b3ab9a No.13984611
cc028e No.13984629
>I just wanted to talk about Maro
8f1de2 No.13984632
>>13984378
BUT THAT’S JUST A THEORY
A GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY THEORY
c59b6a No.13984639
>i justed wanted to see daisy puss
cc028e No.13984646
>>13984639
>i justed wanted to see daisy puss
Baby Daisy?
ec778a No.13984649
File: f58f324ce60e18b⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 76.66 KB, 600x945, 40:63, f58f324ce60e18b1562bac7e0c….jpg)
File: f53d38487b15d61⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 168.32 KB, 800x600, 4:3, f53d38487b15d61ceb269cfc7f….jpg)
1957e6 No.13984661
>>13984627
>Christianity is a Jewish mind-virus
That's why the book of Revelation directly says that the Jews are the synagogue of Satan right? The why even Jesus recognized the Jews to be a corrupt and greedy race when he flipped those tables over?
>b-but Jesus was a Jew
No shit, he couldn't exactly be a christian could he when he hasn't died yet?
6505ed No.13984675
>>13984649
That's not Daisy you dumb fuck.
ec778a No.13984692
>>13984675
Oh, sorry. Thought we were still talking about Peach. Don't seem to have any of Daisy unfortunately.
f11c14 No.13984822
>>13984661
>le Jesus was le Jewish meme
7c4fcf No.13984906
>>13984822
Jeshua the King of the Jews wasn't himself a Jew? The Holy Bible doesn't say that all good things will come first to Jews, then to believers? The Holy Father isn't the same "I am that I am", Cherubim-using, flaming-sword-spawning Jewish god?
You're full of shit you fucking retard. Go back to bible school.
Furthermore, don't pretend you can do ancient genealogy, especially when concerned with the Desert Trilogy. Not that it's relevant because Jeshua, the anointed one, was sent by Jew-god as the savior of the Jews. Meaning even if somehow he was a blonde and blue-eyed Aryan, he was a Jew in every other sense.
I will however check your doubles, as ill-deserved as they are.
467c67 No.13985039
>>13984906
You're supposed to mark the passages that say those things.This your first theological discussion or something?
1080e1 No.13985301
c59b6a No.13985364
>>13984646
>>13984649
>assuming i don't religiously visit /loli/ and /delicious/ like some abrahamic kike religion
fbbf96 No.13985366
Man I just want Bowser to be happy for a change, like seriously, I doubt he's after the whole conquest of the mushroom kingdom at this point. Mario and Bowser should just hang out or something.
I'm not saying suck each other's dicks for an entire game but you know, maybe not just being total shitheads to each other.
29b053 No.13985380
>>13984073
Those toads look a little too happy.
0b7f11 No.13985391
>>13982527
It doesn’t matter OP. Pauline is superior.
6505ed No.13985414
>>13985405
she doesn't love you
29b053 No.13985417
>>13985405
Like he said, no one.
79aa4f No.13985447
>>13984661
>That's why the book of Revelation directly says that the Jews are the synagogue of Satan right? The why even Jesus recognized the Jews to be a corrupt and greedy race when he flipped those tables over?
So how is Jesus, an ethnic Jew, born of Yosef and Miriam, not part of this very same synagogue? This verse is indirectly saying that Jesus is a servant of Satan himself.
<"what's a khazar? is that like some physics shit lol"
<"what do you mean the old judeans are all dead and modern ashkenazi are a bunch of inbred turks larping as ancient jews by inventing bullshit via the talmud? richard spencie didn't tell me about that during our pillow talks"
They're still kikes, following their religious traditions.
>>13984822
>Yeshua bar-Yosef isn't Jewish
Fuck, I'm willing to bet that lobotomizing the average /christian/kike would actually raise their IQ points.
0b6996 No.13985580
>>13984585
>be norse neopagan
>all your legitimate sources for religious texts are either destroyed or written from a Christian bias
>that is, no authentic theology or ritual survived, nor can it be revived because too much has potentially been altered
>decide to just make shit up and dress in robes and pretend to know shit (read as: LARP)
>will consistently defend paganism despite the overwhelming amount of librul landwhales and degenerates that latch on to it
Truly, being a paganfag is to be eternally cucked.
55ee8a No.13985628
>>13982527
Reminder that Odyssey ended with Bowser and Mario bonding over getting dumped by their love interest, while Forces ended with the implication that Sonic and his friends killed Eggman, due to the last we see of him is getting caught in the explosion of his final battle mech after getting dashed straight on by Sonic and his friends.
63fa7a No.13985675
>>13982527
Feminists at Nintendo want Peach to be a stronk wyman who don'd need no mayn, so >>13982709
Peach is now Allison Rapp's game insert. Expect her to sell herself and defend pedophilia at some point.
371116 No.13985694
>>13985628
Why can't Nintendo and Sega just bring Mario and Sonic into the same world already? I'd kill to watch Eggman and Bowser bro out like he did with Dr. Wily.
>inb4 muh olympic games
63fa7a No.13985722
>>13985694
Because anymore that is like asking why Sonic and Bubsy don't team up. Compare the sales of Sonic Forces with that of Mario Odyssey.
6505ed No.13985734
>>13985694
They leave that stuff to your autistic comics.
55ee8a No.13985756
>>13985694
>You'll never have an Unleashed remake where instead of the Werehog it's Mario with the Odyssey stages.
>Bring in Sonic's Daytime stages and more memorable NPCs from Unleashed and everthing good about Odyssey or 3D Mario in general and you'll have a dream 3D platformer.
02b374 No.13985934
I'll tell you what bugs me with Mario Odyssey
Bowser Shows up with the huge Fucking Dragon, and fucks you up.
You land in the Ruined Kingdom and their are swords everywhere that all have Bowser's emblem on them Implying that Bowser Destroyed the kingdom, You fight the Dragon "the lord of Lightning" He doesn't die though, You can talk to him. everything about this is Super interesting and I want to know more, and all he says is "So… Tired,"
1 I can't help him in anyway.
2 He doesn't explain any shit, So I have to guess this lore like it's fucking Dark Souls,
and 3 you can't befriend him and ride this mother fucker to the final battle and grant him his revenge on Bowser for enslaving him.
c86af9 No.13985964
>>13985934
He's not the first dragon in mario games. The unused purple Bahamutt super mario rpg subspecies sprite looks very much like him. Also dragons technically ancestors of yoshi.
55ee8a No.13986005
>>13985934
>Final battle features a photorealistic monster fighting a cartoon hero.
Holy shit this really is Nintendo's own version of Unleashed.
79aa4f No.13986015
>>13985580
>he thinks I'm a Norse pagan
>he still worships a kike on a stick
When are you going to adopt a nigger, Christkike?
72ba9d No.13986016
>>13985934
>first thing that i thought of when i saw the name "lord of lightning" was king gizzard
I need help
d29242 No.13986032
>>13984355
>Chomps Chomps as a powerup
02b374 No.13986041
>>13986005
The fight actually happens 2 worlds before the finale.
38825d No.13986042
>>13986005
It's not the final battle. It's like second final. Also Mario is actually good.
faf08e No.13986966
>>13983991
Good thing Luigi was Prototype Wario in this and made it so they didn't leave empty handed.
So did Bowser start working for them or take over their store at the end?
fa77f0 No.13987043
>>13982527
>Does Peach love Mario
Peach is a strong independent woman who don't need no man. that's basically what the entirety of the ending was trying to say.
>>13982718
>No one loves Daisy.
After the ending to odyssey I've concluded that Daisy is indeed best girl. unless Rosalina is an option
>>13984045
I would love nothing more than to have it turn out mario was a cuck this whole time. I hate that greasy italian fuck, I don't see why so many people like him.
903718 No.13987560
>>13984585
>implying evangelists are not fucking heretics
>implying pagans didn't fight wars due to religion but killed less men simply because there were less of them
>implying Jesus was the same as the modern day semite and wasn't a greek man
>implying anything in the second line
Nice try Moshe.
e74019 No.13987604
>>13985694
People seem to ignore the gameplay differences and just push this shitty crossover because muh rivalry and muh history.
Let me rephrase it in a way that might make more sense to you: Why Can't Nintendo and Pepsico just bring Mario and Pepsiman into the same world already? And before you object to that, boost Sonic is basically a shitty version of Pepsiman where Pepsiman runs faster, but the obstacles are nonexistant. Forgetting the inanity of the concept, how would you make the gameplay work? It's like combining an RTS with a fucking Dance Central game.
5f5efc No.13987638
>>13985934
>>13986005
I honestly thought that was shots of Dark Gaia for a moment.
627971 No.13987694
>>13986966
>Luigi was Prototype Wario
Luigi is already an interesting character, just imagine the depth if he transformed into Wario like jekyll and hyde.
55ee8a No.13988010
>>13987560
>How do you deal with rabid retardation
That's definetly a question I ask myself with these posts.
>>13987604
3D Mario and Classic are somewhat similar in how they're gameplay revolves around exploring and choosing a path to a goal. Take Mania and how most of the level design is choosing if you want to the high, low, left or right path to speed through the level. While Mario 64 drops you in the level and you're free to choose which star to choose today. Imagine Mario 64, but Classic Sonic is playable and you use momentum and pinball physics to reach incredible heights. Also I don't know where you getting that Boost Sonic doesn't have obstacles when the Daytime stages were pretty challenging and some parts of it required you to beat up some robots to continue.
974b4f No.13988019
>>13987694
I feel like it would cheapen Wario.
59b7d8 No.13988298
>>13987694
Mr. L deserves his own game made by platinum.
86ea37 No.13988358
>>13988329
Updated so you can see how Shitaku stole content from this site.
4c6c0c No.13988388
>>13988358
That's just because of timezones retard, Kotaku actually posted it first.
86ea37 No.13988399
>>13988388
No they didn't you fucking mongoloid.
b175d1 No.13988402
>>13988388
>Over 24 hours later
>timezones
b88e61 No.13988404
>>13988388
That's not how it fucking works. Do you have brain-damage? Assuming the anon posted from a U.S. based time-zone, it's beyond the 24 hour time limit regardless of where the was article posted from.
bd22e5 No.13988431
>>13987043
>I don't see why so many people like him.
Me neither, I always found Mario to be rather creepy given the fact that he's got only one mode "Super chipper" mode, where he's always happy even in the face of danger, giving me this creepy feeling, like Mario is some sort of braindead doll with a permanent smile on its face. Other characters like Luigi show a range of emotions, that's why I always preferred Luigi to Mario, since Luigi seems more of a real character, even Sonic at his worst is more appealing than the soulless Mario.
4c6c0c No.13988438
>>13988404
>>13988402
>>13988399
How do we know you didn't just hack the dates on the screenshot?
The Kotaku I know doesn't steal content from others, especially from a hellhole like this.
b175d1 No.13988443
4c6c0c No.13988456
>>13988443
I dom't trust those archive links, it's used by neonazi goobers to steal income from journalists who deserve the ad money.
b3ab9a No.13989030
>>13988456
Try harder with your bait.
cc56b9 No.13989414
Where are the rest of the "humans" in Mario? There is only a handful like Daisy, Mario, Luigi etc but it's clear they are not human but instead something entirely else in Odessy. What exactly are Yoshi's? Glorified horses? Smart? Have intelligence? What the hell are they. Mario clearly kills goombas and koopas left and right but there are still some they Mario doesn't kill, like the ones that runs, so are they just mercenaries for Bowser? Who is the mother of baby Bowser? Where is 🍑 father? Does Nintendo try to answer as little possible when it comes to Mario lore? Like when in 3d world you can close Mario the kill of the original Mario and still live. Wtf?
dde5c2 No.13989484
I'm beginning to think Pauline is best girl, now. She got a position of leadership without just being born into it, New Donk City seems to be growing under her leadership, she can sing, and she has a good fashion sense. Plus, she doesn't get kidnapped all the time, while she still manages to be relevant. I hope we start seeing her be playable in the spin-offs like Mario Kart, now.
>>13989414
Contain your autism.
cf8cae No.13989496
>>13989414
A FUCKING HAT GIVES YOU THE DEMONIC POWER OF POSSESSING PEOPLE.
AND YOU'RE ASKING WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOSHI'S.
WHAT THE FUCK
6505ed No.13989518
>>13989414
Yoshis are dinosaurs. Haven't you ever played SMW?
110fd8 No.13989544
>>13984661
>you should ditch the religion of your ancestors, wich is antisemitic, and follow this alien religion, because it's antisemitic
1cc5e0 No.13989573
>>13988438
Reported for being too stupid to be allowed to post here.
1cc5e0 No.13989582
>>13989544
>drink each other’s semen
>that’s a rewarding life
>ignore that jews fund pagan groups
sage
110fd8 No.13989618
>>13989582
>norse paganism is only paganism
>what is roman paganism
>implying paganism isn't by nature centered on individuals instead of organizations
7af2b2 No.13989670
>>13987043
>>13988431
Nah, Mario is a weird case. According to the deep lore, Mario ends up with Pauline. Then the Mario vs DK happens. In the end of the timeline, Mario has retired to his own castle he bought at some unmentioned time. He gets kicked out of it once in Mario Land 2. Then thats about it, since they ditched Mario Land.New 3D Land doesnt count
79aa4f No.13989691
>>13989582
>drink each other’s semen
Didn't a Jew come up with this horseshit?
dde5c2 No.13989701
>>13989670
Mario Land 3 doesn't fit into that deep lore, though.
7af2b2 No.13989726
>>13989701
Wario Land would probably happen less than a year after two ending. Maybe sooner, I could see 4 months after.
110fd8 No.13989728
>>13989701
All Mario games are actually about Mario in his personal hell/purgatory/a dream.
dde5c2 No.13989735
>>13989726
I'm more talking about the ending. Why would Mario bother trying to save Peach's incredibly egotistical giant gold statue of herself he ended up with a different girl and later retired to his own castle?
7af2b2 No.13989745
>>13989735
Same reason as Wario, the money.
110fd8 No.13989752
>>13989726
Why do you have an autistic will for every game to be related outside of using the same characters?
Nintendo isn't trying to make a constant universe, they've said that already. The only occasion could claim continuity is with direct sequels.
aaa10e No.13990689
The ending was just a cartoonish gag/trope. Also I can't help but think Peach didn't do much wrong here, Mario sperged out acting like a retard.
>>13989484
Pauline has always been swell. Despite constantly being kidnapped by DK she doesn't seem to hold it against him and treats him well.
c59b6a No.13990819
>>13982527
>Did Peach reject both Mario and Bowser?
Considering all the shit she put up with in Odyssey, I think she simply had enough bullshit for today. She was obviously going to kiss Mario for saving her, but then Bowser had to go and butt in. Fighting with Mario in front of Peach for her affection when all she wanted to do was go home and rest.
If the next game continues to show her being "a stronk, independent womyn who need no man", then yes, you might have a point about her friendzoning Mario. Fucking ungrateful if you ask me, considering ALL the times Mario risked his life to save her.
7be39a No.13990970
>>13990689
nicely drawn boobs but its tough to fap with marios goofy ass in frame
f11c14 No.13991578
>>13990970
This. I have trouble fapping to anything with a semblance of Mario in it
efa2eb No.13991639
7be39a No.13992651
>>13991578
I'm glad its not just me, that italian manlet is too goofy to put into smut
b3ab9a No.13992740
>>13992651
I exclusively consume Italian manlet porn
aaa10e No.13996579
>>13990970
>>13991578
What if it's just his goofy, oversized gloves?
f11c14 No.13996774
>>13996579
Like I said, man, I have no problem fapping to childhood video game characters like Princess Peach or some of the pokemon gym leaders like Sabrina, but I just can't fap to anything that insinuates or shows Mario/Luigi/Bowser/Waluigi/Wario fucking anyone.
I'm not sure why, but maybe it's because I hold them in such high regard since they're so near and dear to my innocent heart that it's an instant turn-off when I see them in porn.
6505ed No.13996867
>>13996774
That's pretty autistic.
c59b6a No.13996958
>>13996774
Good for you. Even though you still fap to female characters, at least you're not a total degenerate.
Rule 34 and hentai have ruined me forever though. More than you can ever imagine.
f11c14 No.13997123
>>13996867
We all have our quirks, as I'm sure you do
bbe53a No.13998525
>>13988431
He even does little things like lightly adjust his backpack to make himself comfier.