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File: bd2dfc0997419e6⋯.png (695.1 KB, 504x504, 1:1, Mer Going Their Own Way.png)

5e5cc7 No.13968576

My fellow Mer, it is long since time that we cut ties with the men in our lives. Too long have they exploited us for our superior magical aptitudes, draining us of our resources and wealth so that they can live a life of luxury. They lazily benefit from us, who perform the majority of casting and magical services. 93% of spell-related fatalities happen to ELVES. But you won't hear men so much as bring this up. Instead they talk about the "mana gap" and how the vast majority of archmages are elves. They never mention the number of elves assigned to maintaining spell forges, or cleaning up spent soul gems. Did you know elvish wizards work an average of 8 hours more per week than men? No one wants to talk about the fact that we work harder, and suffer more for our casting abilities.

Men are to blame for every problem in Tamriel. The oblivion crisis? That was a result of MEN mismanaging the empire. For centuries we'd been arguing in favor of better daedra containment strategies, only to be ignored. When was the last time we had an elvish emperor? Men constantly talk about "Elf Privilege" while they have majority control at every level of government. If elves left the empire, it would collapse overnight. Who would maintain their arcane facilities? Who would keep vampires and werewolves from overwhelming them with their superior spellcasting? Who would manufacture their enchanted weapons and armor? NO ONE. Men need us, and they treat us like trash because we let them. No more.

5e5cc7 No.13968577

>>13968576

I know what you're thinking. People will mock you if you attempt to say Elves are second class citizens. They'll call you "netch beard" or say you're afraid of men. But statistics don't lie.

Elves make up 93% of spell-related fatalities.

Elves are 165% more likely to be convicted as men of the same crime.

Elves are twice as likely to face harassment in the streets from strangers.

Elves are routinely forced to live in ghettos set aside from everyone else.(Grey Quarter in Windhelm. Elven Gardens District in the Imperial City)

Elves represent over 73% of skooma addicts.

Elves are discriminated against in the Mage's Guild and the College of Winterhold.

Elves produce 68% of arcane materials but only use 26% of them.

Men initiate 72% of all violent altercations, but Elves are routinely blamed due to our "superior magic".

80% of homeless fatalities are elves. Have you seen the homeless in Skyrim or Cyrodiil? You might think elves aren't affected, but that's because NO ONE GIVES CHARITY TO ELVES. Most homeless elves die within a year.

It's time to stand up for our rights. We have to speak out about the cultural and legal discrimination against elves across Tamriel. Men are to blame for ALL of our problems, and it's time we went our own way. We need to spread awareness so that we can make a safe space for ourselves apart from parasitic men who view us as nothing but arcane component pouches. Spread the word. The Aedra uprising is upon us. No longer will we be shamed into submission. We draw the line here. We are mer going our own way. And we will not apologize.


0e3ffa No.13968703

>>13968576

Skyrim is for Nords


307deb No.13968720

Skyrim turned lore faggotry into a mess. Because all of it is just small mindless quests, becoming a leader of every fucking organization in skyrim in few of them and tons of books. And the only good part of it was dragonborn dlc.


986de4 No.13968728

>>13968576

nice post


1e1732 No.13968729

sage


de2fa0 No.13968743

File: 651c69f10badb44⋯.jpg (266.17 KB, 960x1262, 480:631, mer.jpg)


4730f3 No.13968765

File: e7ddf4b03de2964⋯.jpg (253.68 KB, 960x1480, 24:37, yee.jpg)

>>13968743

>finnmers


f7e037 No.13968769

plowed threw skyshit when it came out to spoil the end for my roommate. over all just a time sink of a game. hear people say oblivion was better. sit on my ass until about a week ago then say sure that enchanting/ spell crafting system seems neat. its literally skyrim with some attribute system that fucks you over for not hopping in place/spamming potions for an hour a day. the npc interaction is a neat idea except when you realize they just ram into each other and talk as if they are interacting with the PC its like watching rumbas bump into each other. world building is there but just like warhammer 40 k its basically totally separate form the game play or even plot of the games. potions and enchanting are unhinged to the point of game breaking the moment you get proper access to them. (so far level 10 with a dagger of oneshotting and it only looks like it will get worse)


7b03e2 No.13968804

File: 47e0bdd167a479d⋯.gif (26.1 KB, 220x290, 22:29, pgtte_v3_race_altmer.gif)

File: 7db9cb043a29c0a⋯.gif (16.18 KB, 193x300, 193:300, races_mw_altmer.gif)

File: df30e2776cc58e6⋯.jpg (394.29 KB, 1800x2422, 900:1211, High_Elf_Male.jpg)

>>13968576

my husbando is a dandere cuteboy altmer


ac3ef4 No.13968843

>>13968804

Seek help. Inside a wood chipper.


ad9de8 No.13968856

File: 5cbda30683d2cb0⋯.jpg (275.97 KB, 1366x768, 683:384, begone elven scum.jpg)

>>13968804

>Elfshits

SKYRIM IS FOR THE NORDS, KNIFE-EARED SCUM


5e5cc7 No.13968899

>>13968843

This is the heteronordmative bigotry that causes violence.


7b03e2 No.13969160

File: be5e123b7aeb7ee⋯.png (1.72 MB, 1429x708, 1429:708, Striped_Senche-Panther.png)

File: b0c66202bf0418e⋯.jpg (59.02 KB, 608x986, 304:493, argonian_mother_color_by_p….jpg)

File: d63c6c571849ed8⋯.jpg (293.52 KB, 1920x1920, 1:1, nuare-studio-steelheart-va….jpg)

>>13968843

>>13968856

you should see my waifus


658d83 No.13969314

>>13968577

>Elves represent over 73% of skooma addicts.

But that's wrong, unless you count Khajiit as elves which is completely wrong and something done by Men to act as propaganda against elves. They use this fake statistic as an excuse to put us into the same ghetto as those thieves.


f7e037 No.13971056

>>13969314

can we at least agree that beastfoak are infarct beasts? and should not be granted any rights?


4b03de No.13974455

>>13971056

Khajiit have the closest affiliation with Lorkhan (because of their connection to the moons), and therefore are the best non-mannish race.

Bosmer are abominations that aren't even really mer.

Argonians are mutated puppets of interdimensional tree demons, and must be purged.

Dunmer and Orsimer have suffered unfortunate curses, but did nothing wrong.

All the other races are fine.


654f17 No.13978509

But what about deadra




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