dd8212 No.13927790
>Rumored new Portal project
>It's just DLC for a non valve game
Does valve even have fanboys anymore?
491198 No.13927801
1f3763 No.13927820
>>13927790
for a moment there i read this as "Postal" and got excited
1c1bd6 No.13927824
So what is with Valve cucking out its properties? Do they initiate this sort of stuff or just other dork devs?
42abc9 No.13927829
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>13927790
>implying I'd play this piece of shit
bdf96f No.13927841
>>13927829
>>13927835
>MP4 is in the OP
>Posts jewtube embeds of the exact same video
7717aa No.13927864
>>13927790
>Implying Valve had anything to do with this outside of signing the licensing agreement
You have no idea how these kinds of agreements work, do you?
0e8abf No.13927879
>>13927841
A lot of non bloatware browsers dont support MP4.
Although I do think a webm would have been better.
1c1bd6 No.13927897
>>13927864
I just find it ponderous, guess it's really just their brand of marketing.
6f50de No.13927900
>using a screencap of that unfunny pozzed Star trek ripoff as a reaction image
Literally kill yourself.
dd8212 No.13928036
>>13927879
Which browsers?
0e8abf No.13928082
>>13928036
The open source ones that dont support proprietary codecs when there are open source altenatives.
f54e46 No.13928088
Sad thing is that a third-party Portal sequel could have a shit load of potential behind it. There is still shit loads of unexplored potential with Portal (proper support for moving portals would be insane) and playing some of Portal 2's user made test chambers reveals the game has the potential for some surprisingly challenging puzzles that Valve had squandered. A game in the hands of a dev who isn't afraid to playtester-proof everything could be amazing.
d9d325 No.13928091
>Ah yes, we're going to have a lot of fun together
I can't be the only one who got an erection
d20901 No.13928103
>>13927900
It's better than STD
6b13a8 No.13928114
>>13928082
Which ones are those?
fa0f97 No.13928159
>>13927900
>pozzed
Honestly, the amount of diversity in it is about as equal to all the other Star Trek series. Hell, TOS had three Jews, two of which were lead characters.
0e8abf No.13928181
>>13928114
Opera. Chromium. Qupzilla. etc
3b207f No.13928182
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>>13928091
No
If it was Shodan though…
08dddd No.13928209
>>13928181
Opera has had mp4 support for a few years if I'm not mistaken. Is it any good? The VPN sounds interesting but I've already got one.
Looks like you're right about chromium. Never heard of cupzilla.
0e8abf No.13928228
>>13928209
Maybe im out of date on Opera.
Qupzilla is great because its suspiciously identical to firefox but doesnt steal your data and uses 1/10th of the ram. I guess all that extra ram was only being used to steal your data
Oh and it doesnt support MP4. Which is fine because theres no reason to use MP4 over webm.
cd37c1 No.13928231
>>13928103
anything is better than std
i'm quite enjoying some of the episodes
acf9f7 No.13928258
Well Valve does still have on thing for certain…
*Card-Games :^)*
3bfb7e No.13928276
>>13927790
>that soulless way the trucks fall down
Not even shovelware German core sim games have physics that bothersome
952f67 No.13928285
>>13927900
Still better than STD.
a93456 No.13928297
>>13927790
I can't wait for Portal 3 to be announced and it turns out Chel is in lesbians with a FemDroid, which they'll try and write off as some deep psychological thing involving GLADOS, but is really just an excuse to appease the SJWs andto post a rare fans-service trading card that'll jew players further.
4f6af4 No.13928342
>>13928297
>a third valve game ever coming out
>especially when portal 2 had an extremely conclusive end
d61896 No.13928380
>Does valve even have fanboys anymore?
God, I fucking hope not. The greedy kikes haven't done anything worth praising for nearly a decade.
0d7daf No.13928407
>>13927790
>>13928380
>Does valve even have fanboys anymore?
This is ranked among the most anticipated games of 2018.
9d097a No.13928419
>>13928407
I thought nobody wanted this and everybody was pissed Valve was making a shit card game instead of an actual video game
47c987 No.13928422
>>13928380
I just started playing tf2 and love everything about it. Its one of the only multiplayer games that just feels fun to me. I can only imagine how much fun it wouldve been to play with friends closer release. How do we bring good games back?
952f67 No.13928428
>>13928380
And yet people keep using Steam.
56fe60 No.13928434
>>13928419
I just looked into this after seeing it mentioned and I will have to agree. It's a fucking card game. The way people have hyped it up you would think it was the spiritual successor to Half Life
aca983 No.13928443
>>13928228
>Qupzilla is great because its suspiciously identical to firefox but doesnt steal your data and uses 1/10th of the ram.
Does it have adblock?
a93456 No.13928497
>>13928342
Isn't it the new fad to have companies rape good franchises these days?
a9461d No.13928536
>>13928407
>that reveal trailer where the crowd goes silent and nearly booed before hesitantly cheering
2f683e No.13928544
>valve loses key team members that made HL1/HL2
>valve loses key team members after Dota 2 launches
>valve exodus happens and fires at least 30 people from it's hardware division, as well as software people they were worked with
>several higher staff leave valve over the next two years
>all the writers have also left valve
Is there any name there that anyone still recognizes?
a9461d No.13928547
>>13928422
>I just started playing tf2 and love everything about it. Its one of the only multiplayer games that just feels fun to me.
Boy you picked the wrong time to play it
>How do we bring good games back?
By not making games like TF2
918d84 No.13928555
why would they do this.
I think these half life games have a sort of protection against getting old/irrelevent, whatever the reason is. Ten years later people are still talking about the future of this series, its obvious people still want a continuation of some sort. So why would they do this? Why would they steal from a 20 year GOTYAY franchise to advertise a fucking bridge building game?
I think this new title is going to soil the HL title a bit because not only is it not aimed at the half life croud, but that it seems to take some of the best parts of HL/Portals atmosphere and turns it into a farce.
Even more, it's like they aimed at the mobile app crowd(bridge building), mainly younger people who *might* only know about half life because their friends older brother played it. And looking at the trailer, it's pretty apparent they dont have the same writers, i hope the actual game has glados behaving more like a lunatic ai than a silly peanut gallery.
My bets are that this game will either be ignored or it will suck.
And that even if it is good(ie. somehow better than the billion other bridge building games) it still detracts from the HL name and is an indicator of valves apprehension/lack of ability to continue hl/portal.
It's like this game is valve's "Halo Wars" except halo wars was about halo, it was relevant to the Halo series, and it used halo "atmosphere". The warning glados gives along with the exaggerated gesture twards the truck just seems way way out of character.
I know i'm taking this to seriously+jumping the gun, but it is kinda a bummer, like valve is dishonorably discharging HL to the trash can.
b1b72d No.13928569
>>13928544
The janitors, they keep the lights on and occasionally hit the servers with their mops.
1b1fe7 No.13928573
>>13928544
>Is there any name there that anyone still recognizes?
just one
2f683e No.13928586
>>13928573
From the sounds of it, he barely did anything, and now he doesn't even bother reading/responding to emails.
c45e4e No.13928615
>>13928428
You can't honestly think people use steam out of love for valve.
280293 No.13929174
>>13928434
>people
It was booed when they revealed it at TI, anyone who isn't a shill is mad at valve for pulling this.
52e8bf No.13929415
>>13927790
>dat crashing physics
im not playing that piece of garbage
whats next?
Portal Tetris?
52e8bf No.13929431
>>13928182
>mfw
>>13928380
>Does valve even have fanboys anymore?
everyone that uses steam?
55b734 No.13929438
>>13928573
This image needed to be updated with mods.
55b734 No.13929441
>>13929431
Half the users are hostages.
e7fdb3 No.13929443
>>13928407
i don't personally know one single person that wants or cares about this game
i even know a few hopeless ASSFAGGOTS addicts that play dota 2 religiously and they don't want it either
f54e46 No.13929471
>>13929443
Reminder that the now infamous reveal of this shit was being made in front of an audience of dota 2 fans, ones which were die-hard enough to want to attend a dota 2 tournament, and THAT was their reaction to it.
1f3763 No.13929562
>>13929441
you can't be a hostage if you willingly gave up your freedom goy
d9d325 No.13930815
>>13928182
I prefer GLaDOS' voice and body.
>>13928536
Link?
843c29 No.13930952
HELLO THREAD.
IT APPEARS YOU ARE UNFAMILIAR WITH THE CONCEPT OF LICENSING OUT AN INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY.
IT IS POSSIBLE FOR A COMPANY TO USE ANOTHER COMPANY'S STUFF WITH LIMITED INVOLVEMENT FROM THE HOST COMPANY.
843c29 No.13930957
>>13928547
>By not making games like TF2
Correction: Continue making games like TF2, but DO NOT listen to tournament faggots.
335281 No.13930967
>>13927790
>>fanboys anymore?
No, because Valve doesn't create anything (((they))) just serve as managers decreeing whose items will be placed in their game. VR is a failure, SteamBox was a failure but I guess that controller was alright though a simple Xbox one felt better for me.
335281 No.13931000
>>13928422
>>I just started playing tf2
I wish I was you, I played the beta and all I got was a stupid badge with a date that reminds me who much time has passed since then. It was good back then, simple too. Even the class updates were alright and fun. The addition of boxes around the Halloween update of 2012, I want to say, was weird but the game kept going.
What killed it was when Valve started hiring so many women programmers who just went to the community for goods and only had to duplicate a few source files to put a new skin in or whatever. The TF2 codebase by Current_Year+2 must be obscene. Further I bet nobody at Valve now really knows how to program Source Games from the basics, that's why Valve has been using Unity because those woman programmers took classes on it.
Did anyone ever buy Ross Scott's Noesis tutorial on making Machinima?
d9d325 No.13931036
>>13930952
Are you trying to imply that makes things better?
Valve is fucking selling out their franchises to random devs now.
Even casuals are beginning to hate Valve due to all the Jewry they're pulling.
d9d325 No.13931054
they disabled the fucking ratings lmao
d9d325 No.13931064
The comments.
I had a read at some of the lower ones and apparently the like-to-dislike ratio was about 1:10 before they were disabled.
843c29 No.13931068
>>13931036
What I'm saying is Valve licensing out a virtually completed IP to someone isn't as bad as pretending it was supposed to be portal 3 or some shit.
Realistically there'd only be a portal prequel considering portal 2 was an ASSPULL THAT THEY HAD TO CHANGE THE ENDING OF PORTAL 1 TO EVEN MAKE SENSE
dada40 No.13931106
>>13931064
Is it just me or are youtube comments becoming self aware as of recent? Seriously I feel like I'm going insane sometimes when I see comment chains like that pic.
dada40 No.13931111
>>13931068
>that spoiler
almost like Portal 1 was its own well built, self contained game that ended at the appropriate time and didn't need a sequel
843c29 No.13931120
>>13931111
Don't be silly Quad Damage.
95b88e No.13931123
>>13928181
ungoogled chromium doesn't have this problem.
I can play the mp4 just fine.
5c4577 No.13931126
>>13928181
Chromium has MP4 support, you retarded nigger.
843c29 No.13931143
>>13931111
Alternative reply:
Yeah kinda like
How gameplay wise there isn't really a reason to make a team fortress 3 and on a concept level it's still a solid fun game 10 years later. Same could have been said for CS:S, CS:GO only really existed because Valve were too lazy to port CS:S's Dilapidated code to Source Multiplayer 2015
d9d325 No.13931165
>>13931135
>those roars of anger and disappointment
c86d27 No.13931216
>check leddit to see what they think about this
>most people are shitting on it
>but some people are screaming "UR ENTITLED" or "THEY CAN LICENSE WHATEVER THEY WANT TO WHOEVER THEY WANT"
wew, I'll never understand why people over there white knight multi-million dollar corporations
d9d325 No.13931224
>>13931216
Because they have an emotional investment in the company, it's just another form of fanboyism.
c86d27 No.13931274
I'm surprised this thread isn't more active
I was hoping to see more screencaps of butthurt Portal fans
137643 No.13931280
>>13931274
Pretty sure most portal fans are apathetic about the "series" at this point
T. Portal fan
d9d325 No.13931288
>>13931280
You're quite wrong, YouTube is full of immense rage and I'd be willing to bet the Steam Forums are also like that. Not sure why nobody here seems to care about this.
d32c96 No.13931292
>>13927824
>cucking out
Google what cuck means you fucking retard, jesus christ I can't handle the children who do not even know what this word means and just spout it out of either the real context or the meme context given to it by /pol/
137643 No.13931296
>>13931288
We'll I'm glad it's getting backlash. Maybe just everyone here no longer cares.
d9d325 No.13931333
>>13931296
Might as well post more rage.
I tried searching plebbit like >>13931216 was talking about but most people seem disappointed rather than angry.
616bbe No.13931338
>>13931292
Cool your jets cuck.
8ef4be No.13931349
d9d325 No.13931357
>>13928555
The guy who wrote Half-Life left the company awhile ago, that combined with his statements about Half-Life and Valve in general sent the gaming world ablaze for a few weeks.
What he did was release the entire story for what was meant to be HL3, basically confirming his lack of faith in Valve to ever release it. A lot of fans of the series resigned to the fact there probably won't be a HL3. Valve now knows that people don't believe in them anymore so they're doing shit like this to capitalize while their old series are still relevant.
d3b439 No.13931365
<Option A:
>Make a game
Costs:
>Money
>Time
>Effort
Rewards:
>Money
<Option B:
>Let someone else make a game with your assets
Costs:
>Nothing
Rewards:
>Money
<Option C:
>We have Steam. We can just literally do nothing.
Costs:
>Nothing
Rewards:
>Money
8ef4be No.13931370
d3b439 No.13931371
>>13927835
Well at least we know what the numbers looked like before they got blasted.
7dd260 No.13931877
>expecting a complete game
>thinking valve can't count to 3 was a joke
IT'S NOT A JOKE, IT'S THE FUTURE YOU CHOOSE
b07e9b No.13931946
>>13928407
>Dota card game
That's exactly what an inflated card game market needs, another card game! I mean, it can't be as bad as RuneScape's card game…right?
dc78d6 No.13931992
>>13927900
>unfunny pozzed Star trek ripoff
Why are you talking about STD? The screencap is from The Orville.
f05b8e No.13932007
>>13931106
It depends on what the video is.
6144b8 No.13932011
>>13931992
>>13928285
>>13928159
>>13928103
God DAMN you cucks are sad.
>Getting fucked in the ass isn't as bad as having someone shit directly into your mouth and eyes, so why don't you want to be fucked in the ass?
Something worse existing is not justification to enjoy a lesser evil.
05e16e No.13932052
>>13931946
>someone else played it
lol
did they ever fix the servers that crashed on the 1st of January and blocked everyone from playing?
44fa9a No.13932083
>>13932052
I played a couple months ago and the servers worked just fine. The game almost made it an entire year with a semi-active community, I give the Dota game about 3 months.
c38533 No.13932087
>>13932083
I think you're underestimating brand recognition there, even with the backlash it got.
cee0ef No.13932091
>>13929438
Eh, the Steam Workshop's been around since 2012 - almost six years ago now.
7abd48 No.13932138
Fuck Valve. They are a hollow shell of what they once were. They became addicted to easy shekels and lost their way. I honestly believe they aren't even working on Half Life 3 and are just hoping people will forget about it. It's not like it would even be worth a fuck if the [current year] devs made it.
31eb00 No.13932217
>>13932138
>I honestly believe they aren't even working on Half Life 3
Already confirmed. The NDA expired this year and the plot got leaked
cdb073 No.13933163
>>13927790
>more GLaDOS content
>it's in a shit game
335281 No.13934155
>>13931371
>>tfw the Portal/Half-Life franchise becomes toxic
I'm so happy to see this, fuck Valve and their vidya. They could of had it all but no, they had to do bullshit VR/Kinect crap, SteamBox literally sideways PC, and no new single-player games ever.
7c95a6 No.13934196
>>13932138
>fannie hursts
lol
f9c7e7 No.13934219
>>13931064
Why is buying your wife a pressure washer a bad thing
08dddd No.13934229
>>13931064
Pressure washer got me
fe552f No.13934305
>>13928231
What in the fudge was that?
I liked it
57baae No.13934384
>>13927790
Come on, OP.
Did you really think they'd make a new portal game before making HL3?
oh wait
fa02d7 No.13934414
>>13927790
>Does valve even have fanboys anymore?
No they have hat scalpers.
ce590c No.13934742
>>13928082
So retarded shit for retarded people?
fb56e9 No.13934845
portal1 was good
prtal2 was shit
hopefully there wont be a 3rd
d95c64 No.13934867
>>13934845
What about portal 2 was bad that couldn't be said about 1?
e894bc No.13934906
>>13927879
>defends jewtube embeds
>cry's about bloatware
>reddit spacing
8deb4b No.13934941
>>13934906
>video starts off with Sony Vegas distortion effect
It's like 2009.
e894bc No.13935521
>>13934941
>It's like 2009.
Portal Prelude was made 9 years ago
384ce4 No.13935568
>>13935521
>tfw it's not 9 years ago anymore
f2c118 No.13935737
>>13934219
Because you're supposed to get her something she will like on her anniversary instead of buying yourself something you want and giving it to her as a "gift"
00add1 No.13937271
>>13931000
>The TF2 codebase by Current_Year+2 must be obscene.
The vanilla game fit on a single DVD, probably with room to spare since I think the Orange Box put Portal on that disc too.
TF2 in CY+2 is 20gb.
>that's why Valve has been using Unity
Sauce? If so, LEL.
04279c No.13938004
>wanting another portal game
Le cake is a lie amiright?
384ce4 No.13943201
>>13937271
The most recent version of the Source engine won't run HL2 properly because of the "improvements" that the TF2 devs made to the engine.
b43b52 No.13943207
>>13931292
anon at this point it's just a generic pejorative term, the word has long since lost its actual meaning from overuse