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File: 172c137ddeaaffd⋯.jpg (54.26 KB, 850x478, 425:239, Jurgen Klopp What 17.jpg)

21bc22 No.13887585

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5e3d14 No.13887597

>>13887585

"The Age of Singleplayer is over. The Time of the Lootbox has come."


8432be No.13887599

he said shortly after mario and zelda rocketed the switch to success


3b5fdb No.13887602

File: 3d7b0b0fe724cd2⋯.jpg (12.92 KB, 393x473, 393:473, shut it down.jpg)

>says this

>a month after cuphead came out

What did he mean by this?


0734db No.13887610

>>13887602

Isn't Cuphead coop


664566 No.13887615

File: cbbcd00b0a886c6⋯.jpg (14.09 KB, 320x320, 1:1, 1847418492.jpg)

>yfw the collapse comes and EA execs jump from windows


a25f42 No.13887618

File: 957bc1701efaca6⋯.jpg (59.18 KB, 533x585, 41:45, 1bc.jpg)

>>13887585

>What? We can milk more shekels from multiplayer?

>Singleplayer is dead, goyim!]


d74df2 No.13887619

File: 01ede67dfe2522a⋯.jpg (80.51 KB, 832x868, 208:217, 01ede67dfe2522aa32c38bea89….jpg)

The future they want is one where they can do mere palette swaps around the same basic models. Endless CoD, ASSFAGGOTS, and arena shooters. With a plethora of micro-transactions. At best just cosmetics and at worst paying for outright progression. Progression mechanics in anything other than an RPG being a fucking atrocity to begin with. Mobile games for as far as the eye can see, forever. Because custom tailing your games, even if they utilize the same basic building blocks, cuts into possible profits.


3b5fdb No.13887620

File: 673667d96caaeb8⋯.jpg (117.24 KB, 1600x900, 16:9, gaia.jpg)

>>13887610

Yup, couch co-op!


4aa7c1 No.13887650

>>13887585

EA has been saying retarded shit like this for years. Remember when they said they would shoehorn a multiplayer mode in every game from now on?


8432be No.13887654

>>13887646

>there's no difference between limitations and greediness

you have to be 18 to post here


3b5fdb No.13887657

File: 0201b645c7d38ae⋯.jpg (15.52 KB, 570x301, 570:301, scorpionsubzero.jpg)

>>13887646

What DID he mean by this?


35be60 No.13887659

>>13887646

He means mere palette swaps you pay for you double nigger.


e274f6 No.13887660

File: 86dd0bd772fcc86⋯.png (480.83 KB, 693x474, 231:158, homer.png)

Blake Jorgensen more like Blake MyWifesSon.


cc499d No.13887662

File: 7c286e48e5c7075⋯.png (967.33 KB, 1080x1502, 540:751, 8753457981234713241.png)

>Singleplayer games are dead, singleplayer games are over.

until the next Elder Scrolls comes out and sells gorillions


f807f7 No.13887671

>>13887619

There hasn't been an arena shooter of note for like 15 years, fuck you for making that association. inb4 you're calling that cluster fuck of rpg mechanics and autoaim lightning guns an arena shooter.


8432be No.13887674

>>13887671

>i don't like it, that means i get to decide what genre it is


d7af33 No.13887677

>>13887585

Isn't this the same as when gaming journo's said gamers were dead and are no longer a thing? Is this CEO really that fucking stupid?


185528 No.13887699

File: 279928f9aef7973⋯.jpg (289.63 KB, 904x1200, 113:150, keks-of-yore.jpg)

>>13887585

>EA

>an authority on anything

Fuckers haven't led anything except the race to the bottom in consumer relations.

Hell, to my knowledge they haven't even made any single-player games in a decade.

Cap this if you want, because I'm positive that absolutely fucking nothing will happen after this announcement.


303941 No.13887718

File: da5ae525bad29bb⋯.mp4 (1.14 MB, 574x432, 287:216, king homer.mp4)

it's gonna be fun when governments start classifying lootboxes as gambling


0734db No.13887738

File: 17adc2d9de00113⋯.png (6.2 KB, 646x306, 19:9, billyjimmy.png)

>>13887646

Nani?


d74df2 No.13887754

>>13887659

>>13887646

I mean taking something like the Battlefield formula and taking it beyond the Battlefront motif. Taking the same skeleton and throwing on a different franchise coating. Imagine all those cart game clones back in the N64 and Playstation era all over again.


f807f7 No.13887760

>>13887674

You are the same kind of moron that tags CS:GO as a strategy game on steam.

Incase you're just dumb and not baiting from 4cuck, class-based shooters are not the same as arena shooters. You're on a videogame board lurk more.

>>13887699

>haven't made a single-player game in a decade

Andromeda?


def65d No.13887770

>Strongest year for single player games this gen

>p-pls goyim, trust this wise merchant and friend of the consumer

Has he spouted lies for so long he started to believe them? like a narcissus version of stockholme syndrome?


cbad22 No.13887784

>>13887585

>Singleplayer games are dead, singleplayer games are over.

<Singleplayer games don't have to be your audience

Where have I heard this rhetoric before? How well did that do last time? :^)


185528 No.13887791

>>13887760

Didn't that have a progression-riddled multiplayer mode though?


cf1bc1 No.13887811

>CFO

>Making brazen comments like this, as their stock suicides

Christ he looks like a yif in that pic


3e2b18 No.13887818

File: d8f03d12eaef13b⋯.png (153.36 KB, 480x360, 4:3, .png)

What persuades a man to say something so factually inaccurate?

Greed?

Lust?

Ignorance?

You couldn't possibly come at a worse time to say something like that. There is basically no time in history that Single Player games aren't some of the best available games available now, and that's neglecting to even mention all the shit that got released again on GOG.

Virtually free of any interaction bullshit.


d74df2 No.13887819

>>13887774

That's still a narrative, faggot.


f807f7 No.13887822

>>13887791

ME3 did, so probably. What are we counting as single player though? Absolutely no multiplayer modes or contains a single player campaign?


1c9cb9 No.13887824

File: 317f6fae9991abb⋯.png (755.8 KB, 795x595, 159:119, 3qefw4.png)

>>13887659

Relevant.


c78f87 No.13887833

>pay no attention to that cup man over there, he doesn't count


c3f930 No.13887886

File: e69a4db21437e9c⋯.jpg (459.35 KB, 800x1000, 4:5, e69a4db21437e9cd8194cbd9e4….jpg)

Meanwhile the two best-selling and most critically acclaimed games released this year are single-player only and exclusive to a platform EA doesn't even support.

GG EA, WP NO RE RIP


0734db No.13887895

>>13887886

Cuphead and Sonic Mania are exclusives?


e1b3aa No.13887910

>>13887886

>critically acclaimed

Why is anyone still using that phrase like it means something?

Also, people will likely start admitting BotW was shit now that Odyssey is out and is actually a good game. The Switch owners were desperate for any game at the time.


3e2b18 No.13887960

File: 47e4f8223d7baf3⋯.jpg (687.06 KB, 800x1000, 4:5, e69a4db21437e9cd8194cbd9e4….jpg)


4aa7c1 No.13887967


e274f6 No.13887973

File: 229142d8813f4b5⋯.jpg (25.98 KB, 291x303, 97:101, That is my fetish.jpg)


8f6b63 No.13887989

I think we can group single player games into categories:

>Open world rpg thingy

>Japan

>Cinematic experience

That's it I think. And consider the last one is almost gone and the first one is moving online.


c288ae No.13887992

File: 99f8b194ac0b797⋯.jpg (110.64 KB, 394x465, 394:465, sad company.jpg)

>tfw Bad Company 3 never ever


c7addb No.13887998

They're just saying this because they know that no one wants DRM or gambleboxes in singleplayer.


b596e5 No.13888000

How many times has fags like this said that? Of course its their wet dream as multiplayer games full of microtransactions make the most dosh, but it still ain't happening.


4aa7c1 No.13888003

File: 049020a8329d7cb⋯.gif (1.78 MB, 350x255, 70:51, 049020a8329d7cb3ad23f252f5….gif)


35be60 No.13888010

File: 4ef6cc8c56a1301⋯.jpeg (127.8 KB, 1024x768, 4:3, I_came_I_saw_I_checked_em.jpeg)

>>13888000

Checked.


0734db No.13888012

>>13887910

Odyssey is barely a decent game and doesn't do anything new.


029dd7 No.13888016

>>13887662

>The talented gamedevs at bethesda have miraciously managed to revive dead the dead singleplayer gerne with their magnum opus skyrim 2

>Every other singleplayer games are still trash through

>Except for that one recent indiegame with a leftist message that ones great and really advances the medium by leaps and bounds

t. professional game journalist ca 2 years from now


1970d7 No.13888029

File: 39d01b1fc456f76⋯.jpg (65.39 KB, 800x241, 800:241, Nihon-Falcom.jpg)

Welp somebody tell Falcom to pack it up and go home. Show is over.


e274f6 No.13888034

File: be17cd1f14e3bc2⋯.jpg (335.34 KB, 900x638, 450:319, 9fdfe1e85973a4ce2143349738….jpg)

File: d9b0496c65241b6⋯.png (515.08 KB, 488x700, 122:175, a6e26fea28db742ee7f348b672….png)

File: 1dad013171fd3e7⋯.png (666.28 KB, 900x1200, 3:4, ada98a2d062b1219d23d9fb786….png)

File: 8b103bdbdf5cb99⋯.jpg (130.63 KB, 812x1000, 203:250, DJy8hfYVoAAzcw-.jpg)

File: faa465de3416f58⋯.jpg (336.22 KB, 1280x1260, 64:63, tumblr_nby4zqbkMR1tft52go1….jpg)

>>13887990

Girls with hamburgers is top tier.


95608e No.13888036

Testing.


fd3e41 No.13888054

File: db490f5cc09e0bc⋯.jpg (192.97 KB, 920x900, 46:45, sonygger.jpg)

>>13887910

>Also, people will likely start admitting BotW was shit now

Desperate/10.


5393aa No.13888056

File: 7857a550f586b13⋯.png (831.83 KB, 819x865, 819:865, Guts laugh.png)

>>13887585

the reason they say this is because they can't make good games and have to resort to loot box crate gambling skinnerbox bullshit in order to attract and hook addicts, which they call whales.

Essentially, they're saying that THEY aren't making single player games anymore because they're deep in shit financially, but want to play it off as "this is how the industry is going" to avoid adressing the problem, namely their whole fucking company and how fucked up it is to the core, and instead slap a 2-inch lootbox bandage on a 3 foot gaping wound it in hopes it does not crash.

This is a good sign, they're scared, and will likely do shit that'll get them bankrupted sooner or later.


e274f6 No.13888059

File: c94fb169b41b3cd⋯.jpg (167.03 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, maxresdefault213.jpg)

File: b91216e054196c6⋯.jpg (262.64 KB, 1440x900, 8:5, Sophie-Monk-Eating-Burger-….jpg)

File: 688b30df5ee8f08⋯.jpg (153.37 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, In Japan first you get the….jpg)

File: a8a8edeb476705b⋯.jpg (61.07 KB, 625x423, 625:423, 1450586977211.jpg)

File: 130711312a06fc5⋯.jpg (5.9 KB, 275x183, 275:183, burger gag.jpg)

>>13888043

Your approval is neither needed nor matters.


ebf8d8 No.13888070

>>13887602

Cuphead is not really a single player game in the traditional sense. It's pattern gameplay with some levels and isn't the traditional single player experience in modern gaming which tends to be linear and more narrative driven.


c288ae No.13888071

File: 48825df8888eb41⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 498.93 KB, 1158x1413, 386:471, mcdonald_s.jpg)

>>13888034

>>13888043


4aa7c1 No.13888075

File: 939a18bd471ad17⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 2.69 MB, 1853x2261, 109:133, 18bbbd6f46fbe10ef83707506f….png)


f0a7a4 No.13888076

File: 6e8cf3f2619a010⋯.jpg (520.44 KB, 600x639, 200:213, __kurusu_akira_persona_and….jpg)

File: dd35e798c13baf4⋯.jpg (43.74 KB, 579x582, 193:194, 6ed.jpg)

File: bac23f3c5523526⋯.jpg (46.71 KB, 600x337, 600:337, 1409458552636.jpg)

>>13888034

>>13888059

Burger thread?

Burger thread.


5393aa No.13888081

File: 97e4e564eac7842⋯.mp4 (300.71 KB, 240x240, 1:1, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA….mp4)

>>13888059

>1st pic

ham isn't actually supposed to go on a hamburger, that shit is garbage from france.

Also french fries aren't french before you ask, it's a slang name.


663a5f No.13888082

File: d9977df099024ca⋯.webm (3.54 MB, 600x600, 1:1, Ai LIKE Hamburger (Akizuk….webm)

BURGER THREAD

2D only


223173 No.13888088

File: 05f974aa920139b⋯.jpg (90.05 KB, 1200x675, 16:9, increasingly nervous man.jpg)

>>13887585

>Singleplayer games are dead, singleplayer games are over.

<t.


e6a6c2 No.13888089

File: 785751922485b76⋯.gif (787.06 KB, 480x360, 4:3, Nicely done.gif)

ITS OVER NINTENDO IS FINISHED!


40397b No.13888090

>>13887585

I can smell the low testosterone count from here.


f7bca5 No.13888094

>>13887619

>arena shooters

But big publishers would never make an arena shooter since it's so alienating to casuals. They want games like CoD/BF where even a shitty player can get a lucky kill every now and then (plus a progression system so they can feel like they aren't losing even when they lose).

In an arena shooter a bad player can literally never get a kill. That's pretty alienating to casuals!


5393aa No.13888098

File: 48fa2e646aa0cfd⋯.gif (1.12 MB, 229x300, 229:300, dance burb.GIF)

>>13888070

nice bait, fisherman, care to share some more?


e6a6c2 No.13888099

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>13888054

BOTW is mediocre

>Console war shit

>(1)

>>>/cuckchan/


169401 No.13888103

>>13888094

Dunno, Quake Champions failed due to technical issues rather than audience preference. Maybe someone else will try.


e274f6 No.13888107

File: 7457cd463444023⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 1.5 MB, 1280x907, 1280:907, __tiffy_cheeseburger___by_….png)

File: f0e78b25482eb4e⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 463.79 KB, 649x918, 649:918, 0cbf6b09140cfd76ae444ce05d….jpg)

File: 4a8949c024c0c2b⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 230.56 KB, 850x1100, 17:22, aa8691e7a23029c6edd49b760c….jpg)

File: 3335fb1dc5adf4d⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 127.55 KB, 1175x1200, 47:48, DNMTYY5UQAITcAt.jpg)

File: b351544d0b48f4e⋯.gif (Spoiler Image, 496.27 KB, 500x375, 4:3, kissing-burgers.gif)


4aa7c1 No.13888108

File: 7998c257c39263a⋯.jpg (78.68 KB, 1020x1018, 510:509, 7998c257c39263a16cb5e90fee….jpg)

>>13888095

>vagina

That's a burger


f7bca5 No.13888111

>>13888103

Even if it weren't for technical issues it'd still have failed due to lack of popularity.


f0a7a4 No.13888113

File: 377c3338a4da664⋯.png (734.6 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, hamburgers-hataraku-maou-s….png)

File: ced569701056c4a⋯.png (213.97 KB, 309x354, 103:118, burgah.png)

File: af2136edd0571fe⋯.jpg (104.69 KB, 850x993, 850:993, Mitsuru burger.jpg)

>>13888082

>tfw this song will play in my head i order a burger


18ca97 No.13888119

File: a02a4dfc9bb3b65⋯.jpg (201.55 KB, 675x372, 225:124, Hamburg-Germany.jpg)

>>13888081

>ham isn't actually supposed to go on a hamburger

No shit, because it's not "Ham"-burger, it's "Hamburg"er. Similar to a Frankfurter, which contains neither Franks or Furters, but is named after Frankfurt.


3e2b18 No.13888122

File: 653b32a8f553378⋯.png (167.11 KB, 272x319, 272:319, 653b32a8f5533781e650760e6a….png)

>>13887967

Oh, and for the record.

That was why.

See ya next time folks!


eb3295 No.13888124

>>13887585

where were you when todd howard is laughing on top of a bed of money because his bug ridden games are the only singleplayer things around


1c9cb9 No.13888136

File: 97cd26a3e9a68c8⋯.png (628.13 KB, 1483x1394, 1483:1394, 1506275864.png)

>>13888075

>>13888071

>literal rosties

No thanks.


35be60 No.13888140

File: f3fe31e2dfed13c⋯.gif (1.62 MB, 360x203, 360:203, brettygood.gif)


e274f6 No.13888156

File: fcdc56d6fcb7d54⋯.png (307.07 KB, 593x831, 593:831, 1467701089674-1.png)

File: f55abd770555533⋯.jpg (179.2 KB, 929x970, 929:970, DD9R3wgW0AAwJxr.jpg)

File: 9e1ab5ee823f0fa⋯.jpg (84.25 KB, 611x1200, 611:1200, DN8zbcLXcAEKZAy.jpg)

File: 589d69f644d02e7⋯.jpg (284.29 KB, 850x1214, 425:607, sample-0cd4c9cc9001308a707….jpg)


c288ae No.13888166

>>13888103

>Quake Champions failed due to technical issues rather than audience preference

Really? Come on, QC failed because people just don't want to play a reskin of Overcucks with 99% of the characters locked behind paywall.


3b5fdb No.13888171

File: 842e85d29ede0a6⋯.png (378.39 KB, 680x1012, 170:253, boards go home.png)


e56d79 No.13888174

File: 1b2cb8a82f0ec22⋯.jpg (33.85 KB, 604x437, 604:437, 6d9201e37ec2b7732689623179….jpg)

>>13887599

>leaving these unchecked


f0a7a4 No.13888176

File: eb3363cf30fc87a⋯.mp4 (2.15 MB, 852x480, 71:40, Chemical burger.mp4)


4aa7c1 No.13888179

File: e368d857597c082⋯.png (580.23 KB, 927x1137, 309:379, 1445526811099.png)


e6a6c2 No.13888196

File: 96f7e52d2dcaac6⋯.png (127.9 KB, 192x244, 48:61, Alison Rape.PNG)


e274f6 No.13888206

File: e07ea64b03e02ba⋯.jpg (30.13 KB, 600x600, 1:1, C2hVDkXWIAAocj4.jpg)

>>13888196

No, we're all just autistic.

EA suck jew cock though.


7b8927 No.13888208

File: 6c4f05576819b9b⋯.png (25.56 KB, 1466x289, 1466:289, featherfucker.png)

>>13888196

I wouldn't put it past them. They're the lowest form of company. They said RPG mechanics were the future and dozens of extremely successful games without RPG mechanics followed. Now they're saying singleplayer is dead off the back of a year full of great single player games.

EA is the harbinger of shitty principles and deserves to be shutdown for trying to turn videogames into the new gambling targeting children.


40397b No.13888212

>>13888196

Daily reminder that Allison is so batshit insane than when her soycuck husband left her she punched herself so hard she passed out and gave herself a concussion and very likely brain damage. And this wasn't the first time she did this either.


1c9cb9 No.13888217

>>13888206

>No, we're all just autistic.

And a little horny.


fcbd5b No.13888219

>>13888059

fuck off stupid shill, you're not fooling anyone with your disruptive spam, we can see your fucking ID. Now go use Tor like all of the other retarded shills.

super filtered. polite sage for off topic. now let's continue laughing at EA.


3e2b18 No.13888220

>>13888196

Delicious sandwich


006450 No.13888227

>>13887585

>Now buy those lootboxes or we kill a game or a studio!

>Games are a service now! if we don't see revenue and a lot of profit, kiss those games goodbye!

This isn't even their final form of kikery.


40397b No.13888233

>>13888227

>or we kill a game or a studio!

I don't think they have any studios left to kill other than the Titanfall devs and DICE.


1c9cb9 No.13888237

>>13888212

How the hell can someone punch themselves hard enough to knock themselves out?


1e0721 No.13888247

File: 999610f39b57e64⋯.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 71.57 KB, 500x620, 25:31, 315DBA1C-1E27-427D-876D-F….jpeg)

>>13888107

You missed one


4aa7c1 No.13888250

>>13888212

>when her soycuck husband left

He left her? I thought he was more pathetic than Anthony Burch?


9060ab No.13888251

>>13888000

I think they'd be surprised when they start noticing that people actually spend a lot more time (on average) on a multiplayer title which will lead their customers to buy less games in total.


006450 No.13888253

>>13888233

Haven't stopped them, especially that fucking asshole who said "We need to get gamers' trust back!" then shut down 4 games and killed Maxis and Phenomic five days later


9f9d6e No.13888254

>>13887619

>where they can do mere palette swaps around the same basic models.

This is allready a thing with many Jrpg's reusing assets between games to the point they all look the same apart from the main characters.


c288ae No.13888255

>>13888212

>her soycuck husband left her

The guy who was forced to have a vasectomy and to prostitute himself somehow managed to have the balls to leave her?

>>13888237

womyn


40397b No.13888256

>>13888237

>The headache I woke up with after punching myself and throwing my head into my bedroom wall wasn’t getting any better by 4 AM this morning — a full 24+ hours since it’d started. I actually get migraines a lot for unrelated reasons, and this headache felt like a bad migraine — moving hurt, looking at lights hurt, and there was a huge amount of pressure behind my eyes and eyebrows.

>I was having trouble sleeping since the pain seemed to get worse when I put my head down, and I was worried my brain was swelling (which can happen with concussions), so I called my health insurance nurse’s line. All the nurse had to hear was “I hit my head a couple days ago and I still feel like there’s a lot of pressure in my head” before telling me to go to the ER immediately. So I did.

Here's the whole thing.

http://archive.is/nN9oJ#selection-277.0-281.392


35be60 No.13888293

File: 8fdcec5234acf97⋯.jpg (1.46 MB, 3112x2338, 1556:1169, feelslikefreedom.jpg)

>>13888176

Now that's how you sell a product. I want a punch burger with chili cheese fries right now. Sage for off topic.


75602b No.13888295

File: 2ac4060ed1376bd⋯.jpg (39.51 KB, 980x653, 980:653, 2ac4060ed1376bdce1a40d551a….jpg)


9582e1 No.13888305

File: d1b0989b6d4fc8a⋯.jpg (148.41 KB, 580x558, 290:279, Fullmetal.Alchemist.full.1….jpg)

File: 834fbd74ee5ff8a⋯.jpg (1.76 MB, 2479x3504, 2479:3504, Winry.Rockbell.full.166429….jpg)

File: 169e81eb0692458⋯.png (1.2 MB, 1312x892, 328:223, 4609383.png)

File: 673576b41de8b65⋯.png (415.87 KB, 539x600, 539:600, 4667127.png)

>>13888034

Yes! This cuteness will conquer the world. Surely one day. Though your pics aren't as good.


b75c46 No.13888310

>>13887585

"Gamers are dead," said the publication that went bankrupt 2 years later.


93854c No.13888313

File: e34661885de1857⋯.png (51.12 KB, 734x98, 367:49, theBannerDontLIe.png)

>>13887585

The banner ads disagree


f0a7a4 No.13888316

File: 63f0d20e83d2169⋯.jpg (893.47 KB, 2592x2696, 324:337, burger.jpg)

>>13888196

>Not liking burgers

Kill yourself.


e274f6 No.13888319

>>13888313

Ass slaps are dead, ass slaps are over.


162f36 No.13888336

>>13887602

Hollow Knight


b965b8 No.13888341

File: 994c2f965ee9405⋯.jpg (98.27 KB, 666x939, 222:313, Alice Madness Returns.jpg)

>>13887699

It came out in 2011.


1c9cb9 No.13888357

>>13888310

So with any luck EA will be bankrupt in 2 years.


a383ee No.13888359

File: 6531b9b0b32c924⋯.jpg (11.3 KB, 255x234, 85:78, Oberst Eddy.JPG)

>singleplayer is dead

>NieR Automata, a single player only game is the second bestselling game on Steam this year


8358ac No.13888367

>>13888070

Retard alert. Cuphead is a single player game like every other platformer in the 90s was. AKA a good one, not a shit one like Uncharted.


1c9cb9 No.13888369

File: 60d5e0bd7a03029⋯.jpg (10.45 KB, 213x255, 71:85, 1454836209531.jpg)

>>13888341

>his sister is still missing


0734db No.13888373

>>13888359

>singleplayer only

Doesn't it have a certain part of the game that requires an internet connection? Something about gamesaves.

also where is your proof?


4aa7c1 No.13888374

File: 0d6192a3aa16546⋯.png (942.29 KB, 1196x945, 1196:945, 0d6192a3aa16546ef3295af8e5….png)

>>13888369

she dead by now


a383ee No.13888379

>>13888373

The "multiplayer" part is fucking text messages. Also, I remember multiple sources stating that it was the best selling game of the year, until PUBG came along, and nothing has really sold well since then.


621d0b No.13888380

typical - clueless execs never think they're wrong, so they try to push some ridiculous agenda to sway idiots to their side


0734db No.13888384

>>13888379

I'm not seeing those sources.


7c8a9e No.13888392

File: 7b0dd7cf564aa90⋯.png (31.78 KB, 852x189, 284:63, ClipboardImage.png)

never heard that before.


d567e2 No.13888395

>>13887818

He's a fucking kike you idiot.


a383ee No.13888428

>>13888384

Check Steamspy, if you count out the free games, and shit that "released" in 2017, such as Unturned, or ARK (because they have inflated numbers from previous players), it's only behind PUBG, Divinity2, Cuphead and Slime Rancher. So I guess I was slightly off. A singleplayer only game was the fifth best selling game of 2017, on Steam.


981f5e No.13888433

Breath of the Wild sucks because I can't cook burgers with random effects. Why can't I make a Mighty Mushroom Cheeseburger /v/?


ea4042 No.13888437

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>single-player is not as popular as multiplayer

Why you lyin' EA? Why you lyin'?


f44078 No.13888443

>>13887585

That's probably the same thing he said about toothpaste.


b13f34 No.13888444

File: cf89108b403850f⋯.jpg (75.55 KB, 498x747, 2:3, 00c1fb11a73bb8bd5dc22e3122….jpg)

>>13888373

To chime in and give you an answer from an anon who got it on launch. The online functionality is for a pseudo bloodstain system. There is only one other real functionality, but that is relegated to the true ending.

I played through the whole damn thing offline sans said true ending sequence.

It is at the literal end of the game, dont worry. I did the same with p5. But thankfully, p5 never required me to connect in order to get the true ending


0734db No.13888452

>>13888444

Someone lie you who seemingly has a very hard time explaining stuff doesn't deserve those double trips.


4aa7c1 No.13888456

>>13888452

Not his fault you're retarded.


a383ee No.13888459

>>13888444

You can actually beat the true ending alone, if you're superhuman.


981f5e No.13888482

So with EA jumping ship on single player games in favor of always online whaling multiplayer microtransaction lootboxes then how will FIFA be affected if it cannot be played offline with computer opponents?


343326 No.13888502

>>13888482

FIFA is the epitome of a normalfag game, and people are just going to shrug and accept the always-online requirement.


f0a7a4 No.13888505

File: 3fdfd2714664fb8⋯.jpg (59.2 KB, 720x569, 720:569, 9S its all lewds.jpg)

>>13888444

>That pic


0734db No.13888507

>>13888456

I fucking hate retards who use a hundred spoilers on their threads like him, fuck you.


0734db No.13888513


4aa7c1 No.13888520

>>13888507

sorry you feel that way anon


7bb3b4 No.13888527

File: 2dd28966d997cfc⋯.jpg (72.01 KB, 635x820, 127:164, 2dd28966d997cfc54d5312cb97….jpg)

>this thread

GOD DAMMIT i haven't eaten almost the whole day why must torture me like this


e274f6 No.13888529

>>13888507

Stop being an autistic manchild and just learn to love this fun board, Anon.


4aa7c1 No.13888535

File: 469699bc8757248⋯.png (164.59 KB, 996x832, 249:208, 133751621465.png)

>>13888527

just eat something you dummy


343326 No.13888537

>>13888527

just like

eat burger


1895d1 No.13888546

File: f149b867037190d⋯.png (7.48 KB, 211x192, 211:192, 54d9027678d2319b7a7a0b783a….png)

>>13888459

>>13888444

>Lowering difficulty and therefore the progression of the game are tied to being connected to the internet, to the official Square Enix servers (which will be inevitably shut down sooner or later) in order to unlock the True Ending of the game.

>You can still do it if you are extremely autistic and skilled

>this somehow makes for good game design

It doesn't, and I don't like the Souls games either.


a383ee No.13888565

>>13888546

It's pretty good in the context of the story, though.


1ff6ee No.13888568

>>13888081

>french fries aren't french

Correct, they're from Belgium actually.


2ee1fc No.13888593

>>13888568

The French call them "Belgian Fries" frites Belgique funnily enough.


136963 No.13888595

>>13888059

>3DPD

smh tbh fam

>>13888071

>>13888075

mere coincidence, goy!


7312fd No.13888599

File: ec82c1ba6fadd47⋯.jpg (122.42 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, HiddenAgendaChoice.jpg)

>>13887989

They're already making multiplayer cinematic experiences. Like Hidden Agenda with PlayLink.

>finally, now i can have the static worlds and linearity of singleplayer games AND have to socialize with niggers at the same time!


a5eab5 No.13888605

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

1ff6ee No.13888607

>>13888593

*I wasn't joking, they actually originated from Belgium.** Though it has been disputed of course.


1ff6ee No.13888608

>>13888607

Welp, I fucked that up.


981f5e No.13888614

>>13888502

I suppose FIFA's version of lootboxes could be back yard gambling scandals like what real sports team owners do.


1895d1 No.13888619

>>13888565

I played Drakengard years ago, I know what a Yoko Taro story is like.


8013fd No.13888654

>>13887585

I don't play video games to have a social life. Fuck off with that shit.


3b29e6 No.13888671

>best selling games of the year are Zelda and Mario

>B-But our AAA garbage doesn't sell any more SO IT'S DEAD


1ab86b No.13888685

File: 4da3b568412fe3d⋯.jpeg (44.23 KB, 600x364, 150:91, burger-tans.jpeg)

This is a good thing honestly, they'll stop sucking the oxygen out of the room for single player games.


3b29e6 No.13888694

>>13887833

>Or the Italian man or the twink elf


b95d51 No.13888695

>>13888685

>people start calling hamburgers "burgers"

>start calling variations of them "cheeseburger" and "baconburger"

>they don't realize hamburgers are named after Hamburg and not a burger that originally had ham instead of beef


e4132b No.13888707

>>13888695

Anon, your autism is running rampant again.


303941 No.13888712

File: a8bcb43415d405d⋯.jpg (197.81 KB, 1000x884, 250:221, 1358378513610.jpg)

>>13888695

what should a burger that contains ham be called?


a5eab5 No.13888718

>>13888712

A mistake.


b95d51 No.13888722

>>13888712

Judenschutzburger if you want some semi-clever wordplay, otherwise a Judenenschutzburger.


e35b9d No.13888735

>>13888695

Nobody fucking thinks that and just because you learned it yesterday you think you're some kind of authority to spout retarded shit. Nobody thinks Hamburgers ever had Ham in them. Everyone knows about Hamburg. Even retarded normalfags know because it's one of those stupid fucking trivia things that gets passed around facebook and shit that they think makes them smart for knowing when it's really just common knowledge.

"Burger" developed because people are lazy and will create shorthand versions of words when they can. And Cheesebuger sounds better than Cheese Hamburger you autistic fucking cunt. Fuck you're stupid.


b13f34 No.13888746

File: 7bfd3ee96373cfa⋯.png (103.94 KB, 480x395, 96:79, 64c38127c2742fd036ad3c448d….png)

>>13888712

Sliced ham? Why would anyone do that? Deli/thin sliced would add nothing, and would only ruin the overall meal.

Thick sliced/carved ham? Out of your fucking mind, lad. Why would you put a slice of meat whose grains are intact, on top of a patty made of ground beef? That would be like sticking beef jerky in a deli sub/grinder.

Youre off your gourd, anon. Get some help, lad; not for me, but for all of us


3e8ad7 No.13888747

>>13888735

>getting angry at random shitposting

>calling others autistic


bd38f5 No.13888749

>>13888369

>his

Who? Should I play this?


a5eab5 No.13888750

>>13888746

The best burger I ever had in my life had prosciutto on top of the patty.

So it was a hamburger with ham, kind of.


e44b8c No.13888756

>>13888746

What if you put the ham in a meat grinder and made a patty out of the ground ham?


bd38f5 No.13888759

>>13888428

>slime rancher is that high

What the fuck?


8d4368 No.13888762

File: dbae88961ae9ad0⋯.png (155.91 KB, 300x364, 75:91, The Great Shitstorm Of Our….png)


8d4368 No.13888773

File: f8cf67b60acb393⋯.gif (1.51 MB, 558x417, 186:139, ancient disgust.gif)

>>13888712

>what should a burger that contains ham be called?


8a6e64 No.13888779

>fat fucks can't stop thinking food and porn

want to know how I know you're a 600 pound virgin?


b95d51 No.13888784

>>13888779

Eat your hamburgers, Apollo.


53fa52 No.13888795

File: c7010e1d8996042⋯.gif (874.52 KB, 500x281, 500:281, lauging_elves.gif)

>>13888779

>everyone's a fat tub of lard like meeeeeeeeee

Stop projecting anytime, Booger2988.

Also

>Jorgensen

SWEDEN

YES


b13f34 No.13888798

File: 12998a359373427⋯.jpeg (118.32 KB, 1043x1043, 1:1, 8de189cf99a22a732efb1dc17….jpeg)

>>13888750

That is a cured meat. I am pretty sure that anon meant buddig/land o lakes/bar s type shit. Was it at a fine establishment, local place, or better, made at home?

>>13888756

>wasting perfectly fine ham shank to make a ground pork patty

They sell ground pork using more desirable cuts breakfast sausage is a great pork burger meat. even try using ones in casings by squeezing the meat out; you'll thank me when you try it. You want some fat content in the mixture. If it is too lean, it just ends up as browned pork bits.


a5eab5 No.13888811

>>13888798

It was at a pretty good local restaurant. Not exactly fine dining, but better and pricier than a typical family restaurant.

>made at home

I wish. I'd love to make prosciutto, but I've never looked into how to do so.


0994c0 No.13888846

The only reason these companies say stupid shit like this is to reinforce their loyalist base by giving them a lie to rally around. It'll work for now as there are plenty of people still susceptible to this but it's really only a symptom of larger societal problems that, once fixed, will leave them with nobody to milk for easy cash.


321784 No.13888848

>>13887585

>a higher up in EA is completely detached from their customers

Shocking.


e35b9d No.13888859

>>13888846

>reinforce their loyalist base

Good one. Every "too big to fail" company makes far more from stupid fucking normalfags than they do from the "loyalists." With "X is dead" articles they're trying to create a narrative in the media so that when normalfags google something, the first 10 results they get are shills parroting the same statement and then they accept it as fact because they can't think for themselves. And then their multiplayer lootbox-fest with no campaign sells better because the normalfags have been convinced that lack of a campaign isn't a detriment to the game.


2aa5d8 No.13888869

File: d4779c8344d1383⋯.jpg (29.84 KB, 252x255, 84:85, smug.jpg)

>all singleplayers are pirates goy

>only multiplayer games are for the real gamers

Either I play or dont play it doesnt matter to me. I have a huge backlog of very good games that can keep me busy while I see this fucking industry filled of greedy fucks burn down, which is honestly the best thing that can happen to the video game industry. All they're doing is making their own grave and giving a chance of some no name fuck to make a great game and becoming a billionaire.


0994c0 No.13888900

>>13888859

Stupid fucking normalfags play social clicker games on their smartphones. EA has a large base that specifically seeks out games they publish who are practically ideological clones of one another. EA goes out of its way to imply that their fans are the norm, but that in and of itself is a marketing ploy and doesn't represent reality.


eafef7 No.13888922

Yea, because Uncharted 4, Horizon, Witcher, Batman, and the new GoW all sold like shit, huh?


4c7414 No.13888941

File: db696a2928e660b⋯.png (3.07 KB, 155x69, 155:69, nisely.PNG)

>>13888712

Those are pork burgers ya dummy


b9d73b No.13888991

>>13888735

>Nobody fucking thinks that and just because you learned it yesterday you think you're some kind of authority to spout retarded shit. Nobody thinks Hamburgers ever had Ham in them. Everyone knows about Hamburg. Even retarded normalfags know because it's one of those stupid fucking trivia things that gets passed around facebook and shit that they think makes them smart for knowing when it's really just common knowledge.

W-well actually I…


169401 No.13888995

>>13888166

>reskin of Overcucks

If it was reskin of overcucks, it'd be more popular, dumbass.


303941 No.13888999

>>13888941

I porked your moms burger


a2a33b No.13889010

>>13888922

>the new GoW

that's out?


21bc22 No.13889019

File: 98c1d2b9ab105f8⋯.jpg (38.24 KB, 960x623, 960:623, Natalya Stare 7.jpg)

>>13888685

>Avocado burger

>Avocado

>On a burger

You're a feminist soyboy, aren't you?


b13f34 No.13889027

File: 3cb3a674083e9f3⋯.jpg (51.44 KB, 586x649, 586:649, 916fd50132d6b3888df64d920a….jpg)

>>13888811

I didnt mean the prosciutto, i highly doubt there are any anons here with a full smoking closet to smoke/cure meats. I meant the prep and assembly. Since this thread got derailed hard by food, I might as well give a usable recipe that is EZ

Chicken Tendies

Needed:

Chicken breast (Take your pick on portion size, I won't judge you ;^))

3 cups Milk or buttercream

Eggs (depends on amount of chicken used. Start with 4~6 large eggs for 1lb, then add 3 for each extra lb of chicken used)

AP/Unbleached Flour (Like eggs, it scales. Start with 2 cups for 1lb, then add 1.5 cups for each lb extra)

Cayenne pepper (2tbsp)

Salt, kosher or sea (2tbsp)

Cracked black pepper (3tbsp)

Garlic powder (3tbsp and a seperate 1tbsp)

Breadcrumbs OPTIONAL These give the breading the wendy's style crunch and bite(1 cup)

Oil for frying (vegetable, lard, coconut)

Sauce

Mayo (1 cup)

Ketchup (3/4 cup)

Worcestershire sauce (1tbsp)

Garlic powder (2tsp)

Cracked black pepper (1tbsp)

Freshly squeezed lemon juice (1tbsp~the whole lemon, your choicei personally love citrus in everything i eat)

Preperation:

Start by mixing the dry ingredients in a large mixing bowl, sans the seperate tablespoon of garlic powder. Set aside for now. In another bowl, crack the eggs, and begin to beat themlike you're dick LOL. Add the milk/buttercream and continue to whisk until blended, but not to the point of meringue or any peaks. Add the seperate bit of garlic powder to the wet mixture, and stir in. Set aside for now. Get the chicken and cut the breast vertically into roughly, you will get oddballs one inch wide strips. Place the sliced chicken strips into the eggwash, cover with a lid or saran wrap, and place in fridge. Let that sit for 2-6 hours. The longer it sets, the juicier it'll be.

Place oil into deep skillet/fry pan, and begin to heat to medium high heat/350F. Bring chicken eggwash bowl out of fridge, and to prep area. Bring dry mix as well, and a plate to place ready to be fried tendies. Now here is the biggest point of flexibility: the coating levels. If you want an extra light tendie, use one coat. You want a cane's-like tendie? Two coats. Thiccer? 3, but you get diminishing returns, cause it has to be fried longer. Now enough sperging, onto the directions! Take the chicken, place into the dry mix bowl, and toss to coat. You may want to do it one tendie at a time, until the eggwash bowl is empty. That makes it a bit easier when going for more coats. To apply an additional coat, just take the coated tendie, dip into eggwash make sure the existing coat doesnt run or fall apart completely, then back into the dry mix. There will be clumps from eggwash drops during transferring the tendies, so you may need to add more flour as needed.

Once your tendies are ready to be fried, and the oil has resched tempature, drop them fuckers into the oil, in batches. You want the tendies to have a good bit of space between each other, both for even frying, and easier rotation. Fry the tendies until each side is golden brown. Place on cooling rack covered in paper towels. Prepare sauce once tendies are ready to eat by mixing all the ingredients together until a good consistency is reached.

Bon appetit, enjoy!


b95d51 No.13889057

>>13889027

>ketchup

>lemons

>worcestershire sauce

>all together

That sounds fucking horrible.


68d519 No.13889068

The future of gaming is a human face bashing against a skinner box, forever.


b13f34 No.13889070

>>13889057

The mayo binds a lot of the ketchups sweetness, and allows the tomato notes to mesh with the worcestershire. The lemon is there to add a tartness that brings the savoryness of the sauce ideally on a hot tendie to the front when you bit down. I made my best turkey gravy this thanksgiving using lime, believe it or not.


00fcd0 No.13889076

>>13889027

You fucking dumbass, this is how you tendie:

1. Have Mom drive you to fast food establishment of choice

2. Screech until tendie basket is yours


52fb8b No.13889088

File: ec09ad15040930e⋯.png (116.43 KB, 645x729, 215:243, 1511143724001.png)

Was hat Jürgen Klopp damit zu tun?


18f230 No.13889092

File: cfa6852d5f8404b⋯.png (259.53 KB, 802x469, 802:469, ClipboardImage.png)

Remember THIS GEM?


b95d51 No.13889100

>>13889088

>>>/4chan/

>>13889092

Reminder that the industry doesn't know anything about itself.


329cd5 No.13889201

>>13889070

It's believable given how 17th to 18th century cookbooks abuse lemons like no tomorrow. We only stopped the trend after opening up the world market and having affordable spices and herbs in everyone's hands.


a6725b No.13889221

>>13887585

ACCEPT THE LOOT BOXES :^)

this shitty company cant flop fast enough


ff00c7 No.13889222

Breath of the wild has like 5 million units sold.


dbea8b No.13889224

File: e93e5eca91b540d⋯.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 644.9 KB, 2048x1375, 2048:1375, 23F5C139-ED2D-4264-84E4-4….jpeg)

>>13887585

He looks like a /pol/ Jew meme came to life.


dd90bf No.13889227

>>13887585

>"Gaming is dead, video games are over."


40172a No.13889230

File: f1a55d085dc4062⋯.png (136.79 KB, 1792x332, 448:83, foreskin burger.png)


b68dc7 No.13889232

>>13887585

What about sims, EA?


e3481b No.13889240

>>13889224

I really like this picture you posted.


b95d51 No.13889253

>>13889224

>having to caption it

Way to completely ruin the joke.


ec15b4 No.13889254

File: 3ae07ccf1e37c77⋯.jpg (160.57 KB, 599x880, 599:880, cf1e63156b9cbc9e76c9a3ae70….jpg)

>>13888098

That's very likely what he means, though. In the corporate publishing world, single-player games are heavily narrative-driven and require lots of mo-cap, celebrity VO, and extensive cutscenes. Look at every major single-player Western AAA game in recent years.

In that sense, yes, gamers are tired of single-player games. This whole article is proof that these big publishers just don't understand the market in any real sense outside of financial analysis.


fabac6 No.13889256

File: d32a54d8a5edf82⋯.jpg (269.29 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, LOOT.jpg)


e3481b No.13889260

>>13889253

I am more upset it doesn't have Sargon on it, the creator of kekistan.


9c7587 No.13889265

>>13888749

American McGee


b95d51 No.13889266

>>13889260

Or Milo.

There are two fags right in the image, it's a completely missed opportunity.


dd90bf No.13889268

File: 64773249e85eef7⋯.jpg (54.86 KB, 230x320, 23:32, nasty.jpg)

>>13888107

>2nd pic.

>mayonnaise.


dd90bf No.13889271

>>13888108

Fur-Burger.


e2eca2 No.13889276

File: 809ef773d643874⋯.png (23.17 KB, 128x231, 128:231, i_want_death.png)

I met a guy that defended the practice of microtransactions over at EA. That they'd need that money to pay for the servers and such.

tfw I didn't stand my ground hard enough and I'm ashamed I didn't


40172a No.13889279

File: 358cfef67ca72a4⋯.webm (2.47 MB, 640x480, 4:3, 'Anime is a prime example….webm)

>>13889268

Mayonnaise mixed with ketchup is an amazing combination


9c7587 No.13889282

>>13889224

>David Duke

>bad

That's the nigga that shook hands with the Iranian president for denying the holocaust.

Why if he mixed in with all those other faggots?


7ff321 No.13889286

>>13889282

>literally FBI honeypotman

>good

>>>/suicide/


7c8a9e No.13889292

>>13889279

we call it fry sauce and it's served at most restaurants where I live.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fry_sauce


8fb252 No.13889297

>>13888012

> who cares how fast my car goes, it has hexagonal wheels!


9c7587 No.13889298

>>13889286

proofs?


7c8a9e No.13889299

>>13889292

and it's delicious


7ff321 No.13889313

>>13889298

by your usage of niggerspeak i assume you're too retarded to connect dots about Duke's popularity as the evil racist KKK Trump supporter and general boogeyman of the MSM or how KKK is now FBI LARP club.


b1b0c0 No.13889314

File: 458ada587492a66⋯.jpg (61.9 KB, 834x815, 834:815, CtvHdU0VYAQUNI6.jpg large.jpg)

>>13889271

Fur-Burger?


a6725b No.13889315

File: a0ee4d2596f6d0e⋯.png (1.11 MB, 793x889, 793:889, JUST for women3.png)

>>13888196

>>13888212

Holy shit, thats new levels of crazy.


a6725b No.13889319

>>13889279

Look at the ingredients in Mayonnaise, soyboy.


a46ab2 No.13889331

File: 4719e9b4aaa1a35⋯.png (192.24 KB, 714x963, 238:321, 471.png)


1c9cb9 No.13889337

File: 8c32dba003b8cc7⋯.jpg (78.49 KB, 640x473, 640:473, IMG_3154_crop.jpg)

>>13889319

>not making your own mayo from scratch and using something other than soy or canadian rape oil


b95d51 No.13889338

>>13889319

>eggs

>salt

>mustard

>oil

>vinegar

Which one of these is your problem?


a6725b No.13889343

File: 1cf29f3cd927a7d⋯.png (355.63 KB, 809x623, 809:623, JUST for women2.png)


b95d51 No.13889348

>>13889315

>>13889343

I only now realize how little I've heard about Katy Perry in the last three years.


b1b0c0 No.13889350

File: b439fd14aff21e4⋯.webm (297.13 KB, 640x360, 16:9, jesus christ how horrifyi….webm)


9c7587 No.13889364

>>13889313

That's not good enough. The same media also claimed Michael Jackson was a pedo.


329cd5 No.13889368

>>13889338

Industry labelled vege oil is 60% soy oil minimum


e7fa13 No.13889372

>>13887585

Rolling for EA to go out of business within the next six months.


1c9cb9 No.13889377

>>13889368

Personally I cook with grapeseed oil or pure coconut oil virtually all the time. I love sweet almond oil but it's awful hard for me to find it and it's usually expensive.


a6725b No.13889378

File: 2f4c32ccfff0292⋯.jpg (217.16 KB, 843x1222, 843:1222, just for women7.jpg)

File: 5583175ca8cbf67⋯.png (19.4 KB, 600x300, 2:1, JUST for women4.png)

File: f51d4dfc86f77a4⋯.png (691.04 KB, 864x574, 432:287, JUST for women.png)


fabac6 No.13889384

File: 52346869fc9c632⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 826.96 KB, 2048x1375, 2048:1375, nu-pol.jpg)

>>13889282

>Why is David Duke he mixed in with all those faggots?

Because David Duke is a godforsaken CIA nigger. When Zyklon Ben met David Duke he told him "You had more plastic surgeries than Pamela Anderson, you goddamn fairy" before he punched him so hard in the face that his plastic surgery lips swell like a ballon. Ben called him "the duck" after that, which was a play on words, because he used to call him "Dook the Spook"


52fb8b No.13889387

Just so you know, the guy in the OP is not Blake Jorgensen, it's Jürgen Klopp, a german football (not handegg) trainer.


e7fa13 No.13889388

>>13889343

>I kissed a girl and I'm mentally ill, the faint taste of the xanax tablets.

>I kissed a girl just to try it, cut off my hair and put on a hospital gown.

>I don't know what's wrong, I don't know what's right.

>All I know is I'm not going to sleep tonight.

I don't know what's bad, I don't know what's good.

>The orderly is coming soon to mash up my food.


d11a95 No.13889390

File: e0335e10f8690bd⋯.png (276.13 KB, 1806x1300, 903:650, 003.png)

>>13887585

I mean I don't like it, but he's not wrong.


c00960 No.13889397

>>13889384

this all the altright shit right?


e7fa13 No.13889403

>>13889315

This shit will become universally mandatory in a few years, by order of the feminicunt.

I remember when this started, a few lunatic dyke 'celebrities'.

Mainstreamed with the stupid harry potter bitch.

Now they are all doing it. Fucking imbecilic whores.

Really there should be a campaign against this, post old black and white pictures of shaven headed dykes driven out of town and exiled alongside these new fagwitches, until they stop doing it.


f72ae0 No.13889443

File: 0243004ca6b29c6⋯.jpg (57.4 KB, 1334x750, 667:375, 0243004ca6b29c6e922877bdaa….jpg)

>>13888099

>I only played BotW on a non-working emulator for five minutes


612078 No.13889531

>>13887818

Bread crumbs for investors, consumers and people in the industry. When a company wants to do some change in some aspect of its business, they start dropping hints on the media to see how people react.

CFOs control the flow of investments and expenses of a company, so the message is directed to companies and indies seeking EA money, what the kind of projects they want to see, waiting to see if these people are willing to go on that road.

Also, if he is openly saying this, you can be certain he is not the only one saying this inside the industry, other publishers might be on the same boat, these kind of people have neutral ideas in front of the media except when there's an informal consensus in their backroom meetings.


a6725b No.13889540

>>13889403

Women tend to shave their hair after being raped to make them selves appear ugly and prevent further enriching.


63024d No.13889576

File: dddc9b95b0720c9⋯.jpg (54.57 KB, 620x598, 310:299, 0ce2400f6023b9a652b69de384….jpg)


3e98ba No.13889596


80d2f2 No.13889605

>>13889540

This is depressingly true.


fb3fbf No.13889628

File: 3bbdbe9c76a451f⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 183.06 KB, 850x654, 425:327, __takagi_original_drawn_by….jpg)

File: 7d529ee9047af6c⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 221.07 KB, 850x1128, 425:564, __takagi_original_drawn_by….jpg)

File: 1584a75551a8fc7⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 292.04 KB, 850x1165, 170:233, __takagi_original_drawn_by….jpg)

File: d5d244fed9a2530⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 235.38 KB, 800x1067, 800:1067, __takagi_original_drawn_by….jpg)

File: 622c243fc8d1794⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 271.62 KB, 850x1106, 425:553, __takagi_original_drawn_by….jpg)

>>13889279

>>13889268

>>13888107

The biggest thing wrong with that image is none of you recognized the artist, character, or how not-metaphorical her putting her breast between inside the burger assembly is.


2c1262 No.13889645

It's funny that's been the meme all year when Multiplayer games have been flopping

Hard

>>13889268

Make your own mayonaise some time, it's way better than the shit you buy in the shops


2c1262 No.13889651

>>13888054

Nintendrone your shitty overpriced piece of plastic is shit and you should feel bad

>inb4 I'm a Sonygger too

No those faggots need to go in the over too as doe PC mustard fags


75602b No.13889656

File: 3b159bff0a9b607⋯.png (42.04 KB, 642x432, 107:72, 3b159bff0a9b6079068d8c68d0….png)


c8391e No.13889670

>>13887585

MAKE THE NEXT FIFA ONLINE ONLY

I DOUBLE DARE YOU, YOU DOUBLE NIGGER


2c1262 No.13889673

>>13889057

sounds like Kilpatrick sauce which is actually pretty nice

>>13889201


01eafa No.13889692

File: 403ba3413508c0b⋯.jpg (198.68 KB, 850x1225, 34:49, wendys booty compete.jpg)

File: 394845bcd84943d⋯.jpg (185.41 KB, 1067x1200, 1067:1200, Wendys mega beef.jpg)

File: bf19ac6536c6079⋯.jpg (165.42 KB, 1024x1383, 1024:1383, wendys cosplay twitter.jpg)

File: f1d8b7c7bd3ca8e⋯.jpg (106.08 KB, 925x1004, 925:1004, wendys knives.jpg)

File: fd4bff90d0f1b62⋯.png (699.8 KB, 833x1210, 833:1210, wendys zyklon.png)


989f0a No.13889694

File: eb329b8a7e46aea⋯.png (147.71 KB, 440x382, 220:191, AndrewWilsonEA.png)

>CFO

>Chief Financial Officer

I think what he meant to say is "MP is cheaper to produce and we can force obsolescence by turning off servers".


fb3fbf No.13889696

File: b60e2795224b528⋯.jpg (178.8 KB, 850x850, 1:1, __takagi_original_drawn_by….jpg)

>>13889656

How else is an eternally-regenerating but otherwise talentless girl supposed to make ends meet? Haven't you read Mai-Chan's Daily Life?


223173 No.13889709

>>13889224

It's missing cernovich


a6725b No.13889721

>>13889319

>>13889337

>>13889338

>>13889368

Spoiler: margarine is also made from soy

Take the ogre pill and eat raw onions to offset decades of raping your body with soy.


a25ca9 No.13889736

>>13889628

wtf explain


c0840e No.13889739

>>13889696

She could always become a games journalist.


fb3fbf No.13889761

File: 2ca3f6a6c573d63⋯.jpg (208 KB, 850x1180, 85:118, __takagi_original_drawn_by….jpg)

>>13889739

Well fucking played.

>>13889736

>>>/vore/

Now both of you eat up, or you won't get dessert.


a25ca9 No.13889774

>>13889761>>13889761

no


fb3fbf No.13889783

File: 08b01bad2ae5eb4⋯.png (221.17 KB, 755x460, 151:92, Nnbs098[1].png)

>>13889774

But then she doesn't get paid!


62acb8 No.13890354

File: fcc7b124fe83406⋯.jpg (106.76 KB, 1000x563, 1000:563, 1023457940-reeperbahn-in-h….jpg)

>>13888119

I remember reading that hamburgers were an invention of German immigrants in the US.

In the late 19th and early 20th century millions of Krauts went to the US. They even outnumbered Italians and Irish for a while but they integrated so smoothly that there is no St Patrick's day for German descendants.


62acb8 No.13890370

File: bdc4204c4935585⋯.jpg (116.05 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, maxresdefault(95).jpg)

>>13888444

Annoying, I only have 4G connection. And not unlimited data.

I'll watch the true ending of Nier A on YT then. I don't like multiplayer gaming. Or making a Square account.


f44078 No.13890374

>>13889628

She does look delicious.


89065d No.13890385

>>13889721

>Not eating onion with raw garlic

Do you even SPQR?


c9aec0 No.13890397

>>13887585

>Post last edited


ef4a33 No.13890400

>>13890354

>but they integrated so smoothly

German culture in the US was suppressed during WW2.


5f6b07 No.13890422

File: 4758fbb9b682052⋯.png (143.13 KB, 500x503, 500:503, 475.png)


121f7f No.13890429

File: 54ffc81926f3972⋯.jpg (86.4 KB, 437x596, 437:596, (nervous hissing).jpg)

>>13889027

can someone take a picture of this post please.. it for research


fb5253 No.13890456

File: 008ba109bf9021b⋯.png (1.37 MB, 680x1050, 68:105, The Fast Food World.png)

File: e31495fa8aa569e⋯.png (434.82 KB, 500x673, 500:673, DIO rejects his humanity.png)

>>13889019

>he doesn't know avocado has more fat / grams compared to eggs

Dumb brainless pleb, i bet because of that (literal) skinnyfat vegan cuck you thought that avocado is the fruit of libshits. When in actuality its the food of the beaners.

and please, avocado is not sweet

One thing i'll agree with you is that who the fuck puts fruits on meats? i mean fucking why?

>>13889224

>a shitty fucking redraw of the classic horror ZOG

lame

>>13889268

>not putting mayo on burgers

Mayonaise is the best condiment in the world after salt and sugar (in that order)

Prove me wrong

>>13889692

>Wendys

i miss Wendys


e44b8c No.13890489

>>13890456

>One thing i'll agree with you is that who the fuck puts fruits on meats? i mean fucking why?

Sweet and salty/savory works together. A pizza without pineapple just doesn't taste as good to me.


ef4a33 No.13890495

>>13890456

>Mayonaise is the best condiment in the world

Do you happen to be Russian?


5def21 No.13890498

File: 64aea221344b901⋯.png (170.62 KB, 384x236, 96:59, 1449600834925-0.png)

>>13887599

Dubs don't lie.


0eda0b No.13890515

>>13889397

Guess not going full 1488 makes you a jewboy or kosher, like the lefties not totally wrong, but smells like a trick being played


c288ae No.13890517

>>13888995

No. People who like Overcucks won't play another game that tries to copy the formula.


c288ae No.13890530

>>13889692

>3rd pic

Is that Natalie Mars?


62acb8 No.13890534

>>13890517

Yep.

Every WoW clone was a commercial flop.

These games build a community that invest time and money into it. They don't just drop Overwatch and move to something else. There's a reason why Counterstrike servers are still up.


fb5253 No.13890568

File: 1d253c642a26248⋯.jpg (87.43 KB, 720x540, 4:3, ronald had enough with pea….jpg)

File: 82f541e82cbb842⋯.jpg (123.66 KB, 600x881, 600:881, Shy Grill asks yuo out.jpg)

>>13890489

infidel

>>13890495

>Russian

>using mayo at all

I think you haven't got your yuropoor stereotypes nailed yet Burgerman

>>13889761

>this is somehow vore

>not gore implications

Wot?

i thought vorefags prefer being swallowed up but intact instead of cut-up first before being eaten by somebody else

>>13889696

>eternally-regenerating

By that sentence alone, then she'll probably be a great wife.

<Endless child-bearing age

<Eternal youth

<Never-ending smile

<You can now spend even more time bullying her being a fuck-up


5def21 No.13890577

File: 7649ade4f9e8656⋯.gif (1.64 MB, 478x468, 239:234, raw.gif)

>>13890495

It's the Japs that use mayo in every-fucking-thing ever.


d1f897 No.13890586

>>13887619

I'm gonna go ahead and cap this. You know, there's enough good stuff happening presently I kinda need a pinch on the cheek to remind me I ain't dreaming.


072ab2 No.13890591

File: 0a537170b921246⋯.png (153.63 KB, 590x397, 590:397, Screenshot (1).png)

>>13890429

>can someone take a picture of this post please

I got you fam.


d5f974 No.13890593

OH BOY IT'S GETTING WORSE. This is from the EA UFC 3 beta

https://archive.fo/pCLad

>Every single technique, ability, fighter, and stat roll, is entirely acquired and upgraded through the loot box system.

>A base level jab will do minimal damage to online opponents, however a fighter that purchases a loot box and acquires a five-star rarity level jab, will not only have a more efficient and powerful technique in combat, but will also be treated to a host of stat increases in all regards, making their player undeniably better in every scenario.

Summary

The game takes a massive step back in gameplay and AI. Gameplay is much worse and all the focus was on adding microtransactions.

Also, keep in mind this game was in development before the Battlefront 2 shit happened.


63024d No.13890599

>>13887619

Didnt EA release a previous years nba2k game as the current years one a console? I think it might of been the wiiu port


d1f897 No.13890606

File: f67c12cecf2ff39⋯.gif (697.37 KB, 320x263, 320:263, wew.gif)

File: 8db55ae9a6336aa⋯.png (851.49 KB, 961x710, 961:710, ClipboardImage.png)

>>13889027

I don't have a good despoiler like I used to have back on cuckchink.


5def21 No.13890613

File: 156d4e7a5115aa8⋯.gif (1.51 MB, 1067x720, 1067:720, 1411921798157.gif)


4e22b5 No.13890630

>>13889224

>they keep trying

>leftypol having to steal the artwork of other again

It's like commies never produce anything at all.


d1f897 No.13890639

File: 8cf0324e4d84b65⋯.jpg (711.91 KB, 900x1205, 180:241, Harry-Clarke--Poe--Tales-o….jpg)

>>13890599

I think that was the futblol one, they just changed some jerseys.


5def21 No.13890646

File: 060ae4d524588f6⋯.png (164.4 KB, 871x755, 871:755, anon's recipe.png)

>>13890606

Alternatively.


d1f897 No.13890652

File: 2d6f426b198ac91⋯.jpg (11.64 KB, 240x280, 6:7, coffee instant.jpg)


0d6f1d No.13890797

You're looking at this wrong, you need to see this from the perspective of a 50+ year old plus businessman who's never played a video game in his life and just wants to earn money, play golf and watch TV with a family that never talks to each other. If you were to be that old fuck and go to the top played games in steam this is what you'll see:

>PLAYERUNKNOWN'S BATTLEGROUNDS

>Dota 2

>Counter-Strike: Global Offensive

>Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Siege

>Grand Theft Auto V

>Warframe

>Team Fortress 2

>PAYDAY 2

>Football Manager 2018

>PLAYERUNKNOWN'S BATTLEGROUNDS (Test Server)

So naturally you'd think "Oh wow, customers are far more interested in "online multiplayer" games than "singleplayer". If we had that much players playing a game and paying microtransactions we'd make so much money"


8d4368 No.13890829

>>13890456

>first pic

Who's the bear at the top?


8d4368 No.13890836

File: de60689a86ddc1f⋯.jpg (11.61 KB, 271x200, 271:200, tell me more.jpg)

>>13889027

Do you have any other bits of culinary wisdom to share with lowly shepherds?


23657d No.13890893

File: 8fa8dec3ac10970⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 78.45 KB, 700x933, 700:933, e1f8eae8d7b900dd689d1bf9fb….jpg)


30cbfa No.13890905

>>13887585

Never mind that the only multiplayer game people gave a shit about this year was PUBG, meanwhile there was a new great single player game released every month this year


5f6b07 No.13890932

File: 810482df4411d8f⋯.jpg (126.21 KB, 843x630, 281:210, 1200630.jpg)

>>13890893

>wouldn't even grab that


eb7419 No.13890938

File: 4dba1bd91762b1d⋯.png (59.57 KB, 860x650, 86:65, IMG_0180.PNG)

>>13888212

Nice proof you have there cuck


5def21 No.13891014

File: 45bb4f33796be96⋯.png (34.96 KB, 168x378, 4:9, 05.png)

>>13889027

Got anything for someone who can't eat chicken?


c288ae No.13891053

>>13891014

You can drink stallion milk instead.


b13f34 No.13891156

File: 8f8e42942cf1fce⋯.gif (2.13 MB, 371x500, 371:500, bane.gif)

>>13890836

UUUU?

Nutmeg can really amplify savory dishes, so throw a dash or two in next time you cook. But, avoid using it with red/meat sauce, as it will only muddle the tomato and rosemary.

Try baking your own bread. It is very easy, and kneading is a good way tp wprk out any sperg rage you got from shitposts on a thai pearl diving forum. At work, npt enough time to write another recipe

>>13891014

>cant eat chicken

What are you, a gay?


5def21 No.13891173

File: a678b2c164ee922⋯.png (149.95 KB, 198x328, 99:164, 1457647969420.png)

>>13891156

The proteins chicken meat includes don't agree with me, I'm not the healthiest man in general. Beef and fish is different enough not to throw my stomach into a hurricane of shit and vomit.


f41f32 No.13891195

File: bfd85fcaaecd96e⋯.png (373.51 KB, 616x537, 616:537, pffffffffft.png)

>>13890591

We need people like you here, anon.


b13f34 No.13891278

File: 9945d794a251de2⋯.mp4 (467.97 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, For_you_perhaps.mp4)

>>13891173

>chicken makes you sick

>yet somehow beef and fish dont

Were you raised by a pair of tofu eating soyboys? Beef is exponentially worse for you than chicken, same goes for fish. The fatty acids eat up your local flora and fuck your GI tract up fierce.

Inb4

<muh salmonella

<muh no access to clean chicken


5def21 No.13891303

>>13891278

That they do, the doctor said the same for me. All four of them just told me not to eat chicken. I've only eaten tofu six times in my life, never liked it. It's a mystery, I tell you. I even went to the point of visiting a local chicken farm to get me as fresh and clean chicken as possible, had a chef friend of mine make a nice meal out of it, and in the end all I got was pain.

It doesn't help my intolerance to lactose got worse after summer for no reason other than age. Diabetes doesn't help the matter either.


0d6f1d No.13891321

>>13891303

>Can't eat chicken

>Lactose intolerant

>Diabeetus

Jesus. Do you have AIDS too?


5def21 No.13891349

>>13891321

No, but I do have a resistance deficiency due to naturally low white cell count. I tend to white out from just standing up from sitting position from low heart beat rate and blood pressure, which drugs haven't managed to raise without fucking something else up.


b13f34 No.13891547

File: 3e9e9b4ad1b9f95⋯.png (277.32 KB, 656x679, 656:679, 3e9e9b4ad1b9f95fa6ff88c551….png)

>>13891349

>all these genetic problems

>diabetus

How many different shitskin types are you mixed with? Is there a family history of betus and heart disease?

Both sides of my family are riddled with betus and heart disease. Yet, ive never contracted type II, nor heart disease.

Life must be suffering. I hope you dont sire any children, and further sully the gene pool. Ask your PCP about a vasectomy next time you go for a check up


5def21 No.13891569

File: 532912ae159eb75⋯.png (124.44 KB, 841x797, 841:797, feelbonacci.png)

>>13891547

It would seem that I'm a freak genetic mutation in the family, outside the Alzheimer's and few diabetes cases here and there. I checked the family tree just for you, and it seems my great-uncle died of a heart attack. I don't intend to get kids, even when my better half insisting otherwise. We've been talking about adoption for some time now.


d567e2 No.13891574

>>13891278

>Were you raised by a pair of tofu eating soyboys? Beef is exponentially worse for you than chicken, same goes for fish. The fatty acids eat up your local flora and fuck your GI tract up fierce.

Got a source for that? All meat in general does that and chicken is one of the highest PUFA meats you can eat, shit's unhealthy.


fb3fbf No.13891593

File: a12e585b93d19ab⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 102.22 KB, 450x800, 9:16, 62d32d21c37e90558f4cdc93d9….jpg)

File: 667b6fb1166c611⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 1.69 MB, 2500x2100, 25:21, 667b6fb1166c61115d16dba327….jpg)

File: e2533f3eea976e1⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 170.43 KB, 600x877, 600:877, 1411413421500.jpg)

File: 390f2f0bb863043⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 608.16 KB, 800x600, 4:3, 381d867f782ad8f8ff61b247c6….png)

File: 280d27fc2d64754⋯.gif (Spoiler Image, 407.53 KB, 730x524, 365:262, 68197d7fe09dedd0b164a607b2….gif)

>>13890568

>Gore vs Vore

Vore is split up into two broad genres, Soft and Hard. Soft Vore is as you described: someone getting swallowed whole. Hard Vore covers everything about people being eaten that doesn't subscribe to the very narrow method snakes use: everything from cutting and cooking (as cuts or whole/live) to ripping with teeth and chewing. The latter obviously contains some gore themes, but it generally takes a backseat to the prey/predator relationship in focus. Then there's sub-topic distinctions on questions universal to the two, such as how realistically you like the digestive process applied to the prey.

There are more esoteric approaches too, particularly soul vore, which focuses on the consumption of the self rather or in addition to the body. Mostly succubus art in that one. Then there's full-tourfags, which nobody likes, where they carry it on to its logical conclusion and end as scat. Blegh. Another extremely divisive subgenre preference is size of prey relative to predator. Some people want massively disproportionate sizes, while others prefer to break physics and somehow swallow someone as big as themselves. Some also have strong feelings on whether they want their predator to be morally/ethically cognizant of what it's doing, or a mere animal sating an instinctual need.

The trick to vore is that it's actually a billion sub-fetishes that fractionate endlessly downwards until you can pick out the single individual physical or emotional sensations the viewer is actually getting off on. It's only when you take them as a whole that it becomes the overarching meta-fetish we call vore.


b13f34 No.13891725

File: 98c52714cae2396⋯.png (486.16 KB, 500x762, 250:381, fat_albert.png)

>>13891569

>adoption

>raising bastards

Or, you and your better half could do something constructive together. Open a restaurant, start a business, travel the world. I understand your woman's maternal desire, sure. But if she wants to breed so badly, maybe you should let her go, so she can mate. If she doednt do it with you, she will find a suitable mate to breed with.


5def21 No.13892446

File: 763dece953b842b⋯.gif (179.79 KB, 169x250, 169:250, 1456354714870.gif)

>>13891725

You're misunderstanding. I don't want to pass these genes onward, but I too would like to have kids. Maybe when genetic manipulation becomes a common thing


fb3fbf No.13892523

>>13892446

I have very similar problems. I come back to the same point no matter which way I deviate in a given moment: Your ancestors lived with their fucked up genes for millennia. How hard do you think you're cockblocking the success of your genetic line by giving up on passing it on mere decades before the ability to simply fix it? Moreover, don't decide your kids' lives aren't worth living for them.


1ab86b No.13893093

File: fc38cbe5da0eeae⋯.jpg (64.3 KB, 550x533, 550:533, make breakfast burgers gre….jpg)

>>13889019

>letting memes stop you from enjoying things

You're the real faggot here.


b13f34 No.13893094

File: 08c9e89dcd64251⋯.jpg (39.01 KB, 540x540, 1:1, 08c9e89dcd642514b8db636825….jpg)

>>13892446

Gene therapy/editing would improve your chances, for sure. Just dont even think about augs or prosthetics, that shit is bad news

>>13892523

>for millenia

I dont know what shit your ancestors hailed from, but the only places that were miscegenation hotbeds in the old days are babylonia, jerusalem, and the arabian peninsula. If he is of celt, aryan, or nord descent, his bloodline should have been relatively intact until 4th or 5th century, maybe even later.


fb3fbf No.13893112

>>13893094

Miscegenation isn't the only source of genetic fuckups, Anon.


b13f34 No.13893135

>>13893112

Youre right. There's inbreeding, irregular/asymptomatic genetic mutation, radiation induced genetic breakdown/mutation, or even some diseases. I dont know that anons full family tree, so i cant tell you what is ailing him specifically. But, in general throughout history, the causes of genetic disorders or mutations was from miscegenation or inbreeding. Inbreeding being more popular in some cultures.




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