7cb14f No.13880801
So the Remaster of Star Ocean 4 just released and….
What the fuck?
b614e9 No.13880803
7cb14f No.13880809
>>13880803
Check the preview image
0b543c No.13880851
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>not playing the most patrician FF game ever made
d02f45 No.13880892
World of FF is a huge piece of shit, don't waste your time with it.
5e717a No.13880955
>>13880892
This game have one of the most insufferable localization ever. Reading the character profiles made me cringe so hard.
7cb14f No.13880991
>>13880851
>>13880892
>>13880955
I highlighted it by accident
I was talking about the poor quality of the promo material
Look at this shit
Look at the font, the offcenter text, the stock image, the black border on one side.
Look at this shit
7cb14f No.13880994
>>13880991
Fuck, meant to post this
c9a7ac No.13881044
>>13880851
I don't enjoy meme localizations
6728f3 No.13881052
>>13880801
>Star Ocean 4 Remaster
Seems the game will run super fucking fast if you have a high refresh rate
b614e9 No.13881054
>>13880809
This explains nothing. Put some goddamn effort you fucking redditor.
e47f8f No.13881101
How do you fuck up such a simple thread so many times? Learn how to communicate you fucker.
2b7fc2 No.13881166
Is this what it means to be a complete failure?
7cb14f No.13881226
>>13881101
I fucked up the highligh
Shit happens
0429dd No.13881241
Soundtrack is awful to that game. Puts you right to sleep. Weeb shit needs poppy upbeat music!
1f9007 No.13881330
>using commas instead of periods to denote hundredths of a unit
What the fuck is wrong with Eurocucks?
7cb14f No.13881672
>>13881330
>Using apostrophes to write
33e63d No.13881697
>>13880851
>patrician
anon the game was comfy but far too easy. Hardly worthy of such aggrandizing terminology.
7cb14f No.13881724
>>13881697
Yes, make way for the true patrician choice
34031b No.13881764
>>13881330
nation of inbreds that need some cleansing
1035a4 No.13881771
>>13881764
>the least inbred place on earth
02fb01 No.13881781
>>13881771
He's not wrong; sand niggers are pretty inbred.
326327 No.13881798
1035a4 No.13881818
33e63d No.13881874
>>13880801
>STAR OCEAN™ - THE LAST HOPE -™ 4K & Full HD Remaster
>Uses Denuvo
why do they keep doing this?
>>13881724
FFXV was also comfy
about as good as Secret of Mana. Not as bad as 13. Would have been better if the combat was just a bit more challenging. But wasn't as bad as people make it out to be
d62afd No.13882606
>/nu-v/ unironically likes SE games on the current year
>/nu-v/ thinks fujoshi bait using bishounen crap is comfy
>/nu-v/ unironically likes mmos, loves blogpost and datamining threads and probably plays FF14, wow and overwatch
30d35c No.13882613
>>13881330
How do eurocucks tell 1.001 apart from 1,001?
7cb14f No.13882665
>>13882613
A dot is used when a number isn't natural.
Just like you use commas instead
Its literally the reverse due to some cultural reason, but works exactly the same.
But I guess thats too hard for someone using the Imperial system in a country where every slighly important market uses metric for their measures.
>>13882606
>I'm none of those things
Feels great growing up with C&C and Eye of the Beholder.
0b543c No.13882678
>>13882665
>his country fell for the (((metric))) system
yes yes, good goy
4baf6c No.13882704
>>13881874
>Uses Denuvo
its like they hate money.
7cb14f No.13882715
>>13882678
>Not made by bongs
>More exact, easier to use and accurate than Imperial
>Americucks still use a system created by the retards that shackled them even though Metric is officially the SI and used by highly risky and important projects
>No relation to Jews whatsoever but muh faux independent though makes everything thats internationally accepted equalling to Jew globalization
What a struggler
aad247 No.13882755
Literally the only good thing about Star Ocean 4 was Meracle, and she isn't even fuckable in the game
f6e5ac No.13883725
Friendly reminder that anyone who likes jrpgs should stay the hell away from the abomination that is Star Ocean IV because no amount of 4k remastering could make this pile of shit enjoyable.
673fb9 No.13883739
>>13880991
>>13880994
Tri Ace has been half assing video games for over a decade now. Why do you think the marketing material would be the exception?
05eba1 No.13883740
How terrible were 4 and 5? I played the first three and had fun
9b63a7 No.13883748
>>13882715
>No relation to Jews whatsoever
Look you fucking retard, The (((metric))) system is a globalist measurement system. It's the Esperanto of measurement. You want an artificial system that's "more logical" and "easier to use"? Speak Esperanto too you fuck. After all, Esperanto is
>Not made by bongs
>More exact, easier to use and accurate than English
>Americans still use a system created by the retards that shackled them even though Esperanto was made by scholarly folks with the intent of being the end of all linguistic confusion.
The real question is, are you a retard or a (((retard)))?
Also, I'd just like to point out that M/D/Y is indisputably better, and drawing a silly triangle isn't going to change that and that Celsius is just Fahrenheit slightly modified so as to look nicer.
d8555d No.13883784
>>13882715
<m/d/y
<d/m/y
>not y/m/d
5015b2 No.13883846
>Star Ocean 4
"Everything! EVERYTHING! EVERYTHING!"
991512 No.13883869
5015b2 No.13883876
>>13883869
It's a Star Ocean game after SO2. How do you think?
991512 No.13883886
>>13883876
I have never played a Star Ocean game, anon.
a7334e No.13883888
>>13883784
>when someone looks at the clock the first thing they want to know is what year it is
time traveler spotted
87cdc7 No.13883907
>>13883748
>If it's used by everyone it's Jewish or bad
The point is that operations are far easier to handle. Calculations are smoother. You waste less time on conversions. It's the same reason why you use Kelvins over Celcius and Farenheit when you do scientific calculations. And let's not get started on reaching sizes like nanometers? Are the (("non-Jewish")) measurements going to use a retarded conversion for that size.
5015b2 No.13883916
>>13883886
First one is dated, but still interesting. Second game is a classic from the golden age of ps1 RPGs. Third game has a retarded magic system and one if the stupidest endings in gaming before ME3 happened, retroactively hurting the entire series. SO4 has some good ideas and a nice send up to the vibe of Star Trek, but is ruined by some annoying characters and the protagonist becoming a retarded emo in the middle. The gameplay difficulty curve is also all over the place. SO5 was just mediocre in every way except for that costume of that one witch.
d81fe4 No.13883917
>>13883886
Play the first two. Not the remakes, the originals. Use an undub for 2 unless you want to be violently struck by voice acting so bad it because a meme. The stories are basically JRPG IN SPAAAAAAACE with a dose of Star Trek.
The story of 3 was so bad that 4 and 5 were both made as prequels so they wouldn't have to address the shitstorm. They ended up with terrible stories anyway.
991512 No.13884000
>>13883917
>>13883916
3 sounds like a hell of a ride. Is 3 this game called Blue Sphere? Or is it "Till The End of Time"? Latter has 19 endings supposedly according to google. It can't all be bad. Is there a bogpill of this shit somewhere?
f8dc83 No.13884015
>>13883888
maybe if you weren't using shitty units you could travel in time too
d81fe4 No.13884018
>>13884000
Blue Sphere is 2.5 and is okay (gameplay focused dungeon exploration with the cast of 2). Till the End of Time is 3. You'll actually have an enjoyable time for a while with 3. Then the disc change metaphorically shits over literally everything.
991512 No.13884035
>>13884018
Shit. This sounds so intriguing. Wish there's an Accursed Farms video for it. I don't want to waste my time just to know how bad a video game is.
a7334e No.13884038
>>13884015
With amerimutt units you can only travel to the past, so what's the point.
d81fe4 No.13884129
>>13884035
Here's a quick summary. Keep in mind the gameplay's fairly solid; the combat is fast and combo driven, equipment is extremely customizable, item creation has a patent system, there are side areas you never need to enter but have cool shit, and there's a huge in-game achievement set with mechanical benefits for unlocking them.
The story: Your dad tampered with your genes to encode magical symbols into them. This gives you PHENOMENAL COSMIC POWER, but pisses off aliens in a higher dimension so they glass the planet you're on. You escape and team up with a rag tag team of medieval planet screwheads and teched up humans and aliens, including two girls with similar gene mods. Escalation occurs while you're fucking around on fantasy planet and the dimensional aliens get serious. Earth is destroyed, and scientists on Luna tell you to use the time gate from Star Ocean 1 to get to 4D Space where the aliens live to fuck them up. Disc change.
The entire universe is an MMORPG for fuckheads in 4D Space to play. You're an NPC, and the universe-threatening crises of Star Ocean 1 and 2 was just endgame content for the previous expansions. The villainous head programmer/CEO is trying to bugfix his game by nuking fucking everything and your allies are lower programmers who want to make the game open source or something. After a lot of pretty much useless fighting, the villain shuts down the servers, but the other programmers punch him in the dick and start a private legacy server. The end.
I should not have to explain why this sucks, but there are retards that try to defend it by comparing it to much better stories involving MMO characters coming to life, such as .hack and Digital Devil Saga, so I fell the need to point out that .hack was about parts of an MMO gaining sapience and fucking the real world in ways they shouldn't be able to and DDS' MMO was a testbed for combat AI that were imaged from real people.
d02f45 No.13884188
>>13881764
America isn't white.
991512 No.13884311
>>13884129
>a patent system
A what?
d81fe4 No.13884358
>>13884311
You can patent items you create/invent/"invent" (you spend a lot of time on a low tech world) and get income from shops that sell them.
04cba4 No.13884393
>>13882715
>Metric is officially the SI and used by highly risky and important projects
Like constructing skyscrapers and putting a man on the moon? :^)
991512 No.13884408
>>13882715
Imperial is straight up witchcraft desu senpai.
311415 No.13884426
>>13881683
>Do you remember it at all, this land we call grymoire?
Uh no? ????? Doesn't seem to show any battles, do you even have control in them? Looks like shovelware for little girls.
SO4 I'll download I guess. 2 and 3 were great and it can't be that much worse, for someone who does not care at all about story. It's not like there is anything else worthwhile.
Hoping for Rance Quest and Amayui Castle Master sooner than later.
311415 No.13884442
>>13883748
YY/MM/DD or YYYY/MM/DD are the only acceptably correct formats; larger to smaller like every other number in existence.
311415 No.13884448
>>13883917
>not wanting Crawd to advance forward
Shit taste.
14a0b3 No.13884460
>>13883748
>local burger finds triangles confusing.
2b1153 No.13884527
>>13884442
Burgers need to STFU until they switch to metric 'kay.
7cb14f No.13884603
>>13884393
Yes, they did because Imperial is complementary and used out of Bong tradition and metric can be used standalone with no risk of fucking up.
7cb14f No.13884606
>>13884442
>Larger to smaller
Yeah, we all count from the non specific end to 1 or 0.
acd247 No.13884609
>>13880801
>a remake/pc port of literally the only star ocean game I dropped half way because it was horrid shit
7cb14f No.13884621
>>13884609
You can emulate all the previous ones so no chance was wasted
acd247 No.13884630
a3443d No.13884635
>>13884129
i was having so much fun until that idiotic twist happen
10f034 No.13885023
Hey Square Enix you want me to buy your shitty game?
Too bad!
>Unable to obtain the following item because your inventoy is full:
Star Ocean: The Last Hope x 1
a26c59 No.13885154
>>13883886
play 1 and 2
play 3 for the gameplay
4 is a give and take. you'll have fun if you just dont bother with the story
5 is meh
dc06ab No.13885946
I jumped in at 4. It was okay, but I also had no expectations. 3 has been spoiled for me. I remember trying it as a kid and getting pissed you could die from 0MP or something like that.
I fucking swear Meracle's labia majora were visible pressing out against her outfit.
059d95 No.13886031
>>13881683
>>13881724
Why does SE like that chibi art style so much? it got annoying when it started showing up after they released Theatyrythm…
9a9fb3 No.13886040
>>13886031
Because every other company is going for photo realistic. At this point I welcome the chibi, reminds me that games can look fun without looking like the WoW artists took a shit on it ala the Torchlight games.
973a0c No.13886252
>>13884358
>you can patent items that are already being sold
That's some advanced judaism
25fcfb No.13886463
> Denuvo
welp, time to wait for a crack and then pirate the shit out of it. It's like Square doesn't even want my money.
3f82f1 No.13886716
>>13885154
>5 is meh
I honestly enjoyed 5 more than 2 and 4, but then, I only played the PSP remakes of 1 & 2 - and 2 didn't really differentiate it's mechanics, it was just like SO1 but with more unlikable characters and a more outlandish story. 3 was ok to point, and that point being the moment you realize that it's literally all just a video game inside a video game. 4 was just a boring slog with a few decent characters and more terrible than usual VA. Gameplay was ok for a SO game though. Probably it's only saving grace.
5 had boring characters, but none of them being particularly offensively bad like Mericle, Lymle, or Welch. The story was a lot more grounded and didn't go completely off the rails - so it's more like SO1 in that regard, which I liked. Gameplay was pretty garbage though, and easily broken.
Honestly, I have no idea why I continue to play them. At least I can say that I only ever bought SO3, and that's only because I had no idea what SO was at the time aside from SO2 PSX promo materials and fucking around with a poorly translated romhack of SO1 for the SNES.
There's potential there, but it's consistently unrealized.
If you want broken spammy ARPG combat, you'd be much better off with Tales of Berseria. At least there you get some cuter waifus and a fairly decent story.
f1f3a0 No.13886730
>>13886716
>I honestly enjoyed 5
Please kill yourself. I played 5. It's fucking garbage. It even bombed in Nippon despite checker tits.
f1f3a0 No.13886745
>>13886463
>welp, time to wait for a crack and then pirate the shit out of it.
Why? The only good that can come of this is SFM porn of the girls.
25fcfb No.13886759
>>13886745
well
i liked star ocean 4 on 360, despite it's many, many flaws. And I want to play it again.
the Nip voices alone will make it worth it
f1f3a0 No.13886789
>>13886759
Shit, I might actually enjoy some of it if they had nip voices. I've beat the game twice.
3f82f1 No.13886801
>>13886730
>I honestly enjoyed 5
But that's not what I said you mong.
> It's fucking garbage.
They're all garbage. Why the fuck do you think that the first one I bought was also the last one I bought.
25fcfb No.13887183
>>13886789
yeah, the English voice acting was the most atrocious thing about the game honestly. Well, that and some of the terrifying uncanny valley shit going on with some of the character models.
speaking of ARPGs with Denuvo, i need to Tales of Berseria still as well.
f1f3a0 No.13887587
>>13887183
> terrifying uncanny valley shit going on with some of the character models.
What? They're anime people. They aren't supposed to look real.
d81fe4 No.13887759
>>13886252
To be precise, you license the patents to the stores first. You can't jew them on products that were already available.
25fcfb No.13888024
>>13887587
i was speaking mostly of Lymle.
I know it's 3D anime style, but something about Lymle's face is just all kinds of fucked.
3d4be4 No.13890825
>>13881771
>least inbred place on earth
>Europe
3d4be4 No.13890849
>>13883916
> the protagonist becoming a retarded emo in the middle.
For everything I hate about Star Ocean 4, the only thing that game did right was Edge's reaction after causing the destruction of Earth. Everyone else was fucking insane for telling him to just get over it.
3479b0 No.13891151
>>13880991
That's true but minor as fuck
2aefbc No.13891253
>>13881054
This sort of low-effort vagueposting is deserving of a ban.
c04784 No.13894905
>>13880801
>>13880809
if its about the 10% off at release then its fucking nothing
so you better ante up faggot