e9f5f1 No.13830733
What's the first thing you would load up if you had a holodeck, /v/?
519926 No.13830743
f041d7 No.13830750
a new life where im married to my crush
4f9164 No.13830767
>>13830743
came here to post exactly this.
a1c3d4 No.13830775
2f05f0 No.13830776
56e887 No.13830779
>>13830733
Shekels and then crash the market with no survivors
89d2f9 No.13830792
f041d7 No.13830814
>>13830779
you should know that you cant take holodeck created objects out of the holodeck
35782d No.13830816
>>13830733
Lesbian Klingon mating rituals.
56e887 No.13830821
>>13830814
I AM A G-D'S CHOOSENITE, I WILL DO WHATEVER I PLEASE Y…. YOU YOU DOUBLE GOY.
aa5670 No.13830873
>>13830743
this nigga right here
>>13830792
why should i visualize a bunch of faggots flinging endless repertoire of fecal matter to each other?
e9f5f1 No.13830876
>>13830792
What the fuck would /v/ be structured like in holodeck form? It'd obviously be a form of MMO socializing thing. Anonymity would take top priority so either dressing in a way that conceals your identity would be necessary or having a script or something that just slaps a texture on you.
Anyway that shit's pretty gay compared to the potential of a full immersion S.T.A.L.K.E.R. with lifelike AI that can communicate, have tactics and possibly be reasoned with.
62cbfd No.13830878
7841c0 No.13830918
>>13830733
Janeway reciting 1960s extreme feminist poetry in her croaky, nasal, monotone voice.
01fcd9 No.13830934
Tio Tita Kea
But I don't think I'll live long enough for the age of Waifu.
c56fe4 No.13830947
fd7012 No.13830953
>>13830814
>can't take holodeck created objects out of the holodeck
It happened at least twice, didn't it? Wesley got wet in the first episode of TNG and stayed that way, then in a later episode the ship decided to have a baby or something. I'm pretty sure Moriarty or Galaxy Brain Barclay could've figured it out.
4e2097 No.13830968
The Abyss
shit looks fun as fuck
e9f5f1 No.13830977
>>13830814
Doesn't matter since replicators exist. Shekels are meaningless when you can print food, fuel, and various tools.
>>13830953
There's also the part where Picard was kissed in the Dixon Hill program and still had the lipstick on him when he came out.
885e12 No.13830980
California Crisis. Just live out the days in an 80s anime america.
efec62 No.13830988
One of my The Sims 3 neighborhoods.
7eec92 No.13830990
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
I load up a bunch of floating islands. It's the best setting ever devised by man.
3c32f4 No.13830999
>>13830990
IDK, Dante's Hell >>13830968 seems like also quite awesome setting.
Plus I am sure we will see floating islands in it sooner or later.
5690ac No.13831003
First?
I'd make it simulate another Holodeck and kill the entire thing with recursion.
After that, probably just sex and real-life recreations of my favourite video games.
354417 No.13831011
>>13831003
Holodecks can simulate holodecks within themselves without issue, this has been shown before thanks to fucking Holographic Moriarty.
58cf4c No.13831017
>>13830953
>>13830977
Also, Wesley and his gay little friend hit Picard with a snowball, outside the holodeck door.
7eec92 No.13831018
>>13830999
Nice trips, but floating islands are still better, especially if the world is entirely made out of them.
Fuck russian kikes them for ruining allods online
7eec92 No.13831025
>>13831018
>forgot do delete a word
fug
Also fuck granblue for being a gigantic waste of potential
411af5 No.13831026
>>13830733
I would have a big dragon eat me :3c
2bd679 No.13831031
>>13830733
UNLIMITED GIRL WORKS!
ed1935 No.13831037
>>13830733
Train simulator
5690ac No.13831040
>>13831011
Yes but I want thousands or more.
228c08 No.13831047
It will be real in my holodeck!
bf22f4 No.13831062
>>13830977
>Shekels are meaningless when you can print food, fuel, and various tools.
Wasn't currency basically eliminated altogether, anyways? I recall someone mentioning that a time or two.
>>13831047
Holocaustdeck
5690ac No.13831072
>>13831062
>Wasn't currency basically eliminated altogether, anyways? I recall someone mentioning that a time or two.
Technological socialism. Everyone had everything they could ever want, so there was no need for currency. A replicator could construct another replicator, and it used offcuts from the ship's engines if I recall correctly, so there was no reason for anyone to be deprived of anything.
3205be No.13831079
I'd rape them all.
That'll teach them.
ee9758 No.13831082
>>13831026
>turning the holodeck into a homodeck
354417 No.13831090
>>13831062
Technically no, while money wasn't needed on planets like Earth, the further away from Earth the more likely you'll need some form of currency in order to obtain supplies and other things, standard currency within the alpha and beta quadrants was usually gold-pressed latinum not just because of the Ferengi, but because the latinum suspended within the gold was unreplicatable and thus vastly more valuable than the gold itself which was "worthless" in comparison. In many cases you'd have to find something else of value to barter for that copy of Vulcan Love Slave you have been eyeing. The Federation itself also has an internal "Federation Credit" that has popped up from time to time.
e9f5f1 No.13831091
>>13831062
IIRC Currency is something that doesn't exist in Starfleet. The Ferengi have currency but they're turbo Jews in space and their currency is bars of a rare metal that can't be remade in replicators.
2b93d6 No.13831098
>>13831091
>is something that doesn't exist in Starfleet
Complete detachment from reality is how you know the show is written by leftists.
b3a09e No.13831117
I'm really proud that no-one has said pokemon.
af0e75 No.13831124
>>13831117
Yeah well now you get to watch someone say pokemon
Pokémon
e9f5f1 No.13831125
>>13831117
And you had to ruin it.
bf22f4 No.13831137
>>13831072
Yeah, it was something about eliminating the need or desire for wealth and possessions. When replicators were invented, I bet that day there was an "oy vey" heard round the world.
>>13831090
>>13831091
Thanks for the explanation. I knew currency was still used outside of the Federation, the Enterprise crew(s) often bartered with whatever they needed to. I don't really remember anything about Federation Credit. That makes sense though, as I know there are occasional references to Starfleet personnel being paid, at least in TOS, and I remember a specific instance of Dr. Crusher buying something at Farpoint and asking to have her account billed.
a1f3b7 No.13831146
>>13831082
sounds pretty hot tbh
>>13831124
Yu-Gi-Oh is better anyway
000000 No.13831154
Mark, Learningcode and Jim Watkins
800430 No.13831191
>>13830743
This
>>13831189
Or maybe this
Or both at once
909733 No.13831223
>>13830733
Another holodeck.
e5f7f0 No.13831224
>>13831191
Actually, the first think i would load on a holodeck would be teaching feeling - life with a slave.
I would headpat the hell out of a holo Silvie
d47d9a No.13831227
>>13831191
Anime islands or floating girls?
2b93d6 No.13831285
>>13831224
You are a man of culture and taste.
744f35 No.13831334
>>13831227
Anime girls with floating islands
d0d791 No.13831360
I would have it recreate books about the holocaust.
34e547 No.13831387
>>13830733
Star Trek where everyone is played by Dukat.
b11f0b No.13832074
>>13830968
Probably this. So long as I also get to do lewd things with Maruruk.
>>13831387
Except for Dukat, who is played by Garak.
2aae1e No.13832089
a2b70f No.13832123
>>13830743
I mean, why else would you possibly use a holodeck?
8854b7 No.13832164
A life where my ex didn't left me for a rich fag and wouldn't be living in depression.
8a20ef No.13832171
>>13830733
>load skandinavia.map
>load pic related, two seater version
>load chad fligth instructor with bro characteristics
>learn how to fly and operate a jetfigther
and then animu grills
01686d No.13832220
>>13830733
I'd load up some fantasy knight setting that I might seduce a qt dragon.
ee9758 No.13832518
>>13832164
>dodges a bullet missile
>muh depreshun
life is too precious to be wasted on retards like you kill yourself
4f7acd No.13832521
Somewhere I could go hunt monsters; simulated violence is at least entertaining, simulated feels would just send me into a cascade of depression. Monster Hunter would probably be the best start.
2b93d6 No.13832548
>>13832521
>not leeching off the filthy Federation pigs and living the life of a holodeck NEET
That's about the only way I could enjoy life in the Star Trek universe, but we all know the (((Federation))) would ban all the fun content.
a21f8c No.13832554
>>13830733
I'd be with my waifu.
0dd5df No.13832570
a gun and shoot myself tbh
6340aa No.13832601
>>13832554
kill yourself furfag
2b93d6 No.13832610
>>13832554
>some good Samaritan hacks the Holodeck so the spawn of Satan mauls the furfag to death
I can see it happen.
81bd2e No.13832645
>>13831189
It's been a while flaot anon
a21f8c No.13832664
>>13832610
I think you're forgetting what the holodeck is from
d2aae2 No.13832679
>>13832664
>M'Ress
Roddenberry really predicted it all, didn't he?
c046c7 No.13832693
>>13831098
>turbolefties reach deep space
>encounter species that subjugates its females as egg laying machines and has for their entire existance
>females don't have functional social skills, are proned to emotional outbursts, don't mature past about half the level the males do and just use up resources in exchange for furthering the males' genetics
>"we have to liberate them and give them the vote!"
oh wait, that's here
f6edef No.13832716
>>13830876
It would be like a school with no teachers. The classrooms would be discussion threads, and instead of learning the members of each thread would be trying to yell over each other, with the occasional fight breaking out.
01686d No.13832723
>>13832554
>hair
Shit tier trash.
a21f8c No.13832729
>>13832723
Scalies go back to masturbating to agent 47 and traps.
15d3af No.13832739
>>13832164
>I want my gold digging whore back life is so sadddddd
57050f No.13832753
>>13832693
>some bleeding heart lacky of the federation feels all sorry for them
>takes time to "educate" one of these breeders
>a strict taboo in the ayylmao society
>turns out when you do his, the breeder gets depressed and anheros
>lacky got called in
>captain told him that he not only fucked up in a way that resulted in a suicide, but he fucked up as the breeder was pregnant with the ambassador's offspring and the breeder anheroing killed it too
I chuckled
16541e No.13832798
File: cc4e036aa3ea31c⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 574.14 KB, 1633x2362, 1633:2362, b014e1f6a0cd98b99abcf48dee….jpg)
A huge fucking lizardman who will throw me around and let me do things to his dick.
01686d No.13832802
>>13832798
Nigga das fucking gay
>balls
That's extremely fucking gay.
You could at least have the decency to lust after a proper lizardman.
Now you're just a faggot among faggots.
16541e No.13832814
>>13832802
I only lust after lizardmen with heavy, hanging dicks, monstrous balls and deliciously bulging taints. That's not gay.
a21f8c No.13832817
>>13832798
I hope you get AIDS
>>13832802
Man, I had you pegged perfectly.
16541e No.13832824
>>13832817
Nah, I'm too careful.
01686d No.13832829
>>13832814
That's beyond gay
>>13832817
Look, we all hate faggots, right?
But we can surely agree that a faggot who likes external balls on his lizards is exceptionally gay, and deserving of even greater hate, right?
I'll stick with proper lady lizards.
cb5d67 No.13832833
>>13830743
First post, best post.
d2aae2 No.13832853
>>13832798
I want a very similar thing, too.
16541e No.13832860
File: 0e3fb6e6cdbd9fe⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 101.39 KB, 1280x715, 256:143, 5dcaea2678543e197a5a41408d….jpg)
>>13832829
Just because I want a strong, muscular lizard man to pin me down and fuck me, just because I want him to stretch out my asshole and feel his heavy balls slapping against mine doesn't make me gay, you fucking autist.
0d8e04 No.13832862
>>13830968
Yeah, the Abyss is a fun place to be.
01686d No.13832865
>>13832860
No, it makes you a faggot among faggots.
16541e No.13832870
354417 No.13832897
>>13832870
He's right, you are triple mondo gay given the current circumstances.
c79de4 No.13832898
>Ask autists what their fantasies are
>Get autistic answers
Good job, /v/
16541e No.13832901
>>13832897
wanting to suck lizard dick isnt gay
cb5d67 No.13832904
>set up mind-scan technology used by the EMH in Voyager
>set up some sonic shower and other Feddie tech to keep your body clean, healthy, and relaxed for days on end
>create holographic body for yourself projected onto the Holodeck
>Live out a life of endless pleasure and hedonistic indulgence as you become anyone you want in any fictional setting you desire
354417 No.13832911
>>13832901
>wanting to suck lizard dick isn't gay
It's really gay.
a21f8c No.13832949
>>13832824
Doesn't matter how careful you are if the other fag is determined to pos your neghole.
>>13832829
Maybe if she didn't look like a cross between an orca and Barney.
01686d No.13832968
>>13832949
Maybe if you weren't a gay cunt with shit tastes.
09c7a2 No.13832983
File: f3a530e69849f4b⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 433.46 KB, 700x700, 1:1, only good character from t….png)
I think I'd just load up the old houses I used to live in. Maybe how they used to look compared to now. Always found it nostalgic to look at old pictures. After that I'd load up the Crusades
>>13832949
Surely you'd rather go for this cutie, right?
b11f0b No.13832984
>>13832798
>balls
>black human dick
>hands
>small functionless tail
What even is this shit?
16541e No.13832993
>>13832984
>spiky dick
>slimy gross slit that probably has smegma and shit in it
>no hands to grab you and force you on that dick
your taste is garbage
b11f0b No.13833002
>>13832993
>muh smegma meme
Why don't you slice a bit more off of your dick, and see if that improves its function even more?
a21f8c No.13833004
>>13832993
>faggot bashing another fag's taste
Lel, you both are gonna die of pozzing.
01686d No.13833009
>>13832983
Seb is great, but that's still gay.
16541e No.13833023
>>13833002
I still have my foreskin, and I hate cut dicks, but how the fuck is that thing going to wash its own slit?
2ab07e No.13833030
Seeing as being the qt animu girl isn't an option, I'd go with >>13830743
b11f0b No.13833034
>>13833023
1) I don't believe you; smegma is a meme perpetuated by the circumcision (((industry)))
2) Same way all quadruped animals do: with their tongue.
16541e No.13833037
>>13833034
1) You're a retarded /pol/ faggot, no wonder you want to bang a literal quadriped animal that cleans his waste with his own tongue.
2) ew.
01686d No.13833052
>>13833034
Cloacae are fairly clean, anyways. Basically wash themselves, so to speak.
Although, granted, >>13832984 doesn't really have a 'cloaca' as much as a slit for the penis.
It's still gay, of course, and you're a homosexual for lusting after gay-tier trash.
But, it's better than the ball fag.
094102 No.13833057
>seeing people who like AWSW in this thread
Top tier taste.
3c9ffb No.13833085
b11f0b No.13833091
>>13833037
>he thinks I'm /pol/
What fucking planet are you from where someone into goddamn dragon dicks would be friendly with the most anti-gay board on the internet??
>>13833052
I'd prefer a proper cloaca when I can get it, or at least a slit that contains both, but that's extremely rare in art. Most of the time they separate the two with a wide distance purely for structural reasons. It's not possible to make a biped this way unless you put the anus right where humans have their balls, or put the penis right where humans have the taint (which would make sex highly comical, but quite difficult).
a21f8c No.13833102
>>13833091
He never said you weren't a hypocrite.
16541e No.13833115
>>13833091
You're using the (((jew meme))) that /pol/ loves so much. I had no reason to assume otherwise.
58330a No.13833117
Gas chamber simulator where I get to gas niggers, faggots, and jews.
01686d No.13833118
File: acbf5a1454eb6d8⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 781.72 KB, 1082x1100, 541:550, 7b2f611ef86247f5e2aa3f8c8e….png)
>>13833102
/pol/ is pretty degenerate, to be fair.
>>13833091
I feel your pain there. Worse still, the few that do draw a proper cloaca, about half of that is rather poorly done.
Probably worse with gay shit, as there seems to be less caring around the art in that section. Seems to maintain a lot of genericness.
6e1268 No.13833122
>>13830733
Anal vore simulator
b11f0b No.13833145
>>13833115
>Only /pol/ is allowed to hate Jews
Really? Well, I suppose expecting much intelligence from someone who apparently dislikes cut dicks… except on furry characters, is a bit of a stretch.
>>13833118
It's fine as long as there is a dick in there somewhere.
13b45f No.13833165
>>13830750
Don't lose hope, all bets are off.
>>13830733
Azeroth, but I have a rally car.
>>13832164
Look at it this way, you won't lose half of your nothing this time. He will.
54685e No.13833191
SCALIES GET OUT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
ea3c88 No.13833195
Probably go on an adventure or some shit.
f5ad8b No.13834561
Create a squishy girl so I can grab her ankles and tickle her feet, pinch the bones in her shoulders, bite her collarbones, flip her legs over her chest and shove my face into her cooter, then pick her up by her knees and do the same thing from behind, blow air into her belly, sniff her armpits, clean her ears, then make love in the missionary position while holding hands. After which I will fall asleep using her ass as a pillow.
30df29 No.13834630
>>13832693
Ignoring the prime directive
862b11 No.13834670
>>13830876
>Implying /v/ in holodek form wouldn't just be MMO S.T.A.L.K.E.R.
c7cf50 No.13834701
>>13831003
Actually, much like how you can transform a recursive algorithm into a flat iterative algorithm, a holodeck could pretty easily handle simulating holodecks. It could simply just optimize away the intermediate holodecks since there would be no fundamental difference between simulating one holodeck and one thousand holodecks. At the end of the chain, you still have a holodeck. The holodeck would just be programmed to say, "As you wish, sir." and reset itself.
465e79 No.13834718
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>13830990
>posting that shitty butchered remix
For what purpose?
0cd428 No.13834722
>>13830733
I'd try to see if Doom can run on it. Barring that, what >>13830743 said.
34e547 No.13834740
>>13834698
Fistful of Fags gamenight?
daa2ed No.13834779
>>13834698
>/v/ gamenights
a7b01b No.13834858
>>13833118
>/pol/ is pretty degenerate, to be fair.
There's a pretty huge overlap between /pol/, /k/ and /fur/. The shared homoeroticism between the crossposters legitimately weirds me out.
b11f0b No.13834895
>>13834858
I've seen some overlap between /k/ and furries, sure, and plenty between /k/ and /pol/, but the transitive property does NOT apply. The few times someone from /pol/ has snuck into /fur/, it's usually just to scream about how we're all faggots and dogfuckers and pedophiles, and here's an expose by a popular conservative that demonstrates how all furries have daddy issues, right after his tell-all about how 100% of gays have AIDS and eat shit from the assholes of their 500 sexual partners per week.
a7b01b No.13834942
>>13834895
>I've seen some overlap between /k/ and furries, sure, and plenty between /k/ and /pol/, but the transitive property does NOT apply.
There's a whole subsect of unironic /furpol/ there, but they're a minority since they get cried at by the tranny lovers and horsefuckers. Even though they all indulge in the same shit. I don't get it.
b11f0b No.13835020
>>13834942
>unironic /furpol/
I completely refuse to believe this is a thing. Ironic /furpol/ that wear fursuits as a joke and so they can anonymously go around punching niggers and fags? Sure. /furpol/ that only uses furry species as a metaphor for muh white race? Definitely. /furpol/ that are actually sexually attracted to anthro animals? Not a fucking chance in Hell.
4e2097 No.13835045
>>13832970
>stick your dick in
>can't get it out
>if you try your dick dies
yeah, good idea
a7b01b No.13835056
>>13835020
Watch the late night wolf and tf threads. It gets 4AM as fuck in those. I dipped out because it was too much.
b11f0b No.13835088
>>13835045
That depends entirely how big your dick is. If you've got a six-inch dick, it'll only reach the Sixth Layer. So pulling it out would only mean it transforms into a bunny dick.
03360b No.13835095
5c72e5 No.13835101
>>13830779
This doesn't even make sense you pathetic stupid false flagging /leftypol/ cuck fucking faggot retard piece of queer shit.
03360b No.13835106
>>13835101
Exactly what doesn't make sense about it?
4e2097 No.13835115
>>13835088
But anon, that only works with specific tech that pushes the force field to one side while you descend and reascend on the other.
you'd get a bleeding goo monster dick
b11f0b No.13835119
>>13835115
Nah, it's okay. I have a special condom that is filled with loli soup to take away the burden.
2ee448 No.13835120
>>13835020
Anon, do you have any idea where you are right now? This is the shit you can't believe?
84d4a6 No.13835144
Did someone say holodeck?
https://www.blurbusters.com/videos-can-now-be-converted-into-explorable-3d-rendered-worlds/
There is a program apparently that can convert images / video into an explorable rendered world with wasd. There is a sample in blur busters.
b11f0b No.13835147
>>13835120
>do you have any idea where you are right now?
A place that is /pol/-lite, and a thread where half of the people said they wanted anime girls, and then one guy said he wanted a lizard to fuck him and was immediately lambasted for it.
The writing's kinda, literally, on the wall here.
5c72e5 No.13835154
>>13835129
It never ends does it. It must be like the code to the universe or something.
Why is it fucking everywhere?
03360b No.13835158
File: f2e054d22c8decd⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 171.98 KB, 1024x640, 8:5, manga_girl_white_hair_liza….jpg)
3056f2 No.13835166
>>13835154
That looks nothing like it. It's all in your head. Next you'll be reminded of gay rape hentai when you see green and purple.
b11f0b No.13835180
>>13835158
That's not even REMOTELY a lizard.
5a9c0b No.13835188
I want to load up a world like gravity rush where I can control gravity and fly around and fight monsters with cute girls who are also fighting monsters.
03360b No.13835198
>>13835180
kek, my point was that anime girls can be anything you want them to be.
e316a8 No.13835201
>>13835198
my anime girl is you, anon
5c72e5 No.13835206
>>13835166
I hope you are memeing cause all of the important parts are there.
Also
>not an animated jpg that applies the recommended dosage forcibly
4e2097 No.13835208
>>13835119
I see, that would give you bunny cock
smart thinking
b11f0b No.13835236
>>13835198
But what if you want them to be anime boys?
03360b No.13835243
>>13835201
\\\
>>13835236
to each their own.
f78343 No.13835245
I would load up a cute anime girl to headpat, then I would load up a big strong husbando to headpat me, and see which one I prefer so I can finally figure out if I prefer men or not.
>>13834740
>>13834779
>this is the legacy of /radcorp/
>>13833091
>>13835020
There are very few people on /pol/ that didn't have degenerate interests in the past, it's part and parcel of growing up in (((modern western society))). Some use the redpill to help them grow out of it, others like myself are hypocrites that continue to use their degeneracies as emotional crutches while they try to find purpose in this insane clown world.
>>13835180
>Oh shit dawg what are you doing
>funnyism.com
You really are a faggot.
519926 No.13835270
>>13835243
Dragon/Lizard girls a best.
d3113b No.13835278
>>13835245
>>13835180
better version, no jpg artifacts
sage for offtopic
519926 No.13835283
>>13835280
Stay buttblasted that /monster/ is better than /fur/ faggot.
03360b No.13835291
>>13835270
I wouldn't kick them off my holodeck!
b11f0b No.13835314
>>13835245
>There are very few people on /pol/ that didn't have degenerate interests in the past
Yeah, for lolis. There's not much else.
826568 No.13835350
Holodeck episodes were the fucking worst.
d941b2 No.13835354
Sometimes when I'm falling asleep I imagine several recurring things. One of them is where my bed is a bunk on my own spaceship, traversing the void darkness of space at a million miles per hour, all alone. One of them is a vast empty white space filled with about a foot of crystal clear water as far as the eye can see. I lie in the cool calmness of that space, half submerged in the water, floating nowhere.
I would do one of those probably. Then >>13830743 after I get bored.
f78343 No.13835373
>>13835262
Futa is garbage. It's not only the dick that I want, I want to feel small and safe and loved in a man's arms.
Saying that, I'd also load up a voluptuous ara and get headpatted by her while I use her lap as a pillow.
>>13835278
Thanks, have the original (which was already a jpg, oh well)
>>13835314
You would be very surprised, to say the least.
8ca79d No.13835399
>>13835373
I never got this image, it goes from monstergirl to furry instantly, I thought any autism spectrum was supposed to have a bunch of intermediaries.
why is 2 missing a fucking shoe I mean she has cute feet but still
why is 3 wearing only a skirt
is this some tf fetish shit in disguise
565038 No.13835401
>It only took 16 hours to send this thread to fucking shit
I think we should make all threads have a life expectancy of 10-15 hours holy shit.
4e2097 No.13835408
>>13835399
That's clearly explainable, she ascended in the Abyss
f9e890 No.13835411
This is the worst thread. We need another holocaust.
f294ce No.13835412
All of you crazy bastards better settle down before I wish my holodeck is a fucking exterminatus killing everyone including me because I don't want to live knowing i'm breathing the same air as all of you disgusting people.
33abae No.13835430
>>13835045
I don't think your dick counts as a sentient creature
a9c42e No.13835439
>>13830743
this
but the animu girls would have snouts
2ab07e No.13835442
>>13835430
>His dick doesn't have a mind of it's own
Lucky you
f78343 No.13835458
>>13835399
I'm pretty sure this image predates the explosion in popularity of monster girls. It's about the continuum between "catgirls" (which don't count as monster girls in my book) and talking animals.
94f94a No.13835492
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Are we talking about fetish shit? I'll have a go, and I'll sage + spoiler my shit so nofuns can't reasonably complain.
I'm fairly deep into furshit. I like cute and curvy furry girls, but I also like big canine dicks. I don't think I'm gay, I don't want to get fucked by one, but they really turn me on. Just to be clear, I mean that I like the dicks on anthro. Feral is usually too much for me unless it's really cartoony. Check pics related for what I'm into. Kinda worried that it may turn me gay if I'm not careful; I find almost all gay porn to be gross but I have seen some that I could fap to.
4e2097 No.13835506
>>13835492
>deep into furshit
>straight
chose one
35391f No.13835512
>>13834698
>chromatic aberration
f294ce No.13835548
>>13835492
I don't fucking understand you people, what's wrong with your mind that you must succumb to the temptations of fur than your own race that you were born with? Why do you ignore the pure and wish to puckered by a overlyweight monster that has the shape of a human?
Look at the 2nd picture, does this not please you? Do you not like looking at your own species? Why do you ignore the pleasures of human flesh when it's what you were born with?
Now look at the third picture, I would choose male since it seems to fit your homoerotic fantasies but instead I chose female for comparison, that shit looks fucking retarded. It may aswell be the 2nd picture but with horrific mutations attached onto it, why does this please your mind? Why do you do this to yourself?
519926 No.13835559
>>13835548
At least with /monster/ and /fur/ the monster is on the outside instead of the inside.
8ca79d No.13835574
6e6c2e No.13835577
>>13835559
positional semantics doesn't stop it from being a monster fuckwit
9df49a No.13835582
>>13835548
It’s called mental illness, anon. Jews tell people it’s normal.
519926 No.13835586
>>13835577
>get qt monstergirl that loves you more than anything in the universe and would do anything for you
>get 3dpd that pretends to love you to steal your money and leave you with a broken heart
Yeah I much prefer my monster on the outside thanks.
4e2097 No.13835591
>>13835577
I'd fuck that hotpocket.
:^)
bae856 No.13835601
>>13835559
>At least with /monster/ and /fur/
>and /fur/
94f94a No.13835602
>>13835548
Fuck if I know. Do you have any method to stop that isn't a meme answer? I'm all ears.
Third image isn't furry enough.
d43335 No.13835610
>>13835601
>/monster/ and /fur/
>different
They both jerk off to beings that can't possibly exist.
8ca79d No.13835615
>>13835610
so do the sjw and weeaboos, your point?
bae856 No.13835616
>>13835610
That's like saying a pharmacy and a crack house are the same because they both sell drugs.
4e2097 No.13835626
>>13835616
They're more similar than you think.
Most illegal substances are prescribed in legal medicines.
Adderall being meth, anti-psychotics being psychotropic drugs, and Oxycontinbeing an opiate.
bae856 No.13835637
>>13835626
And it's the dosage that matters. Cat ears and tail on a girl will cure what ails you while being covered with fur and an animal face plastered on it will fuck up your life.
cde9b4 No.13835640
>>13835616
>I'm not attracted to horses at all, I'm just attracted to girls whose bodies are 2/3rds horse.
Also, like >>13835626 said those are pretty much the same thing. One just doesn't require a prescription.
d2b215 No.13835649
>>13835610
>They both jerk off to beings that can't possibly exist.
>implying you exist
4e2097 No.13835664
>>13835637
You can't overdose on LSD, it's the contamination that mostly kills people. And you can always overdose on prescription meds.
I guess you could say furshit is more contaminated with sjwshit
4e2097 No.13835668
>>13835660
But I was saying monstershit are furshit.
d2b215 No.13835675
>>13835548
are you lost, anon-kun?
5f677e No.13835678
>>13830733
>What's the first thing you would load up if you had a holodeck, /v/?
Assuming that nobody else knows about of the existence of this holodeck, I'd fabricate evidence to stirr up all kinds of shit.
bae856 No.13835685
>>13835664
It's not the SJW in particular, but I wouldn't doubt you if you say it is a problem. Furshit is ridden with fags and rife with the absolute worst fetishes. Given the mere physiological differences I'd think you'd get a failing grade in whatever taxonomy class you take too.
8ca79d No.13835688
>>13835660
why does furry want to push this monster is furry meme?
I'll tell you why, it's a jewish ploy to undermine /monster/fags by dumping them into the same autistic pool as you.
Just like crabs in a bucket you see monsterfags above you, and you badly want to drag them down because you feel insecure about yourself and the stigma around you.
938d49 No.13835693
8ca79d No.13835708
>>13835703
>implying the jews don't use this tactic
and how are all those "white" prison inmates doing?
94ef85 No.13835714
>>13835682
Jolteon has an ass that just wont quit
bae856 No.13835716
>>13835703
>/monster/ is /pol/ and /fur/ is /leftypol/
We've known this for a long time. Also puts into perspective why /leftypol/ always starts this shit in /v/.
c6911e No.13835718
>>13835688
Only thing funnier than a furfag trying to defend his shitty fetish is a monsterfag trying to say he isn't one.
A degenerate is a degenerate. You can't say it's only a half.
8ca79d No.13835723
>>13835718
nigga I'm a furfag I'm just calling out the judaism where I see it
4e2097 No.13835731
>>13835708
>White dude get sent to prison for 20 years and fined 200,000,000 currency units for downloading a book
>Alahju Mumbajeb Turblankistan gets 1 month for murdering someone
Yeah, they're doing perfectly fine.
d2b215 No.13835743
94ef85 No.13835757
>>13835750
Umbreon is for knotting things
938d49 No.13835759
>>13835750
That's not a Flareon it's a Vaporeon.
8a1111 No.13835760
W H E R E A R E T H E M O D S ?
4e2097 No.13835769
>>13835756
why would you ever think that
c6911e No.13835770
>>13835723
Do you have any evidence that it's furfags pushing that /monster/ is /fur/? Why would someone who is neither a furfag nor a monsterfag draw this arbitrary line?
The way I see it monsterfags are trying to distance themselves from the bad image furfags gained in the 2000s, but end up being annoying in much the same way by complaining about this.
94f94a No.13835779
f08ba9 No.13835780
Furfags and liggers are the same damn thing. Everyone in this thread should be ashamed of them selves; ruining a good ok not that good thread with fur-shit should be punishable with castration and further infractions: death.
AWSW sucks shit
94ef85 No.13835788
>>13835770
>lol its not pedophilia its ephebophilia so obviously you cant arrest me
938d49 No.13835790
>>13835784
That's not a lady.
8ca79d No.13835802
>>13835750
yes, we do have id's, I don't understand how anything I said implied I was /monster/ though.
I'm actually more /kenmono/ but that's just japanese furfaggotry
>>13835770
It's always a furry who brings up that /monster/ is /furry/, it's a provocation where the only responce is "we're not furfags you dumb idiot." I've never seen monsterfags get preemtively defensive without the claim outright that they're furfags.
Going to /monster/ shows that the communities are vastly different. Mainly they have a bunch of CYOA's and are obsessed with making stories where the main focus isn't the monster parts but the humanity and character behind them.
bae856 No.13835804
>thread goes normally
>wild faggot appears >>13832554
>2 tell him to fuck off, 01686d chastises him for not being furry enough
>faggot #2 comes in with his bara scalie shit >>13832798
>mixed between getting told to fuck off and furfags flinging shit at one another
>/monster/ posts >>13835158 >>13835243 and >>13835270 engaged
>triggers the furfags into maximum overdrive and false equivalency trolling
Get the fuck out and stay out, you faggots.
938d49 No.13835807
94ef85 No.13835821
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c6911e No.13835824
>>13835802
> It's always a furry who brings up that /monster/ is /furry/
Again, do you have a single fact to back that up? What about the space marine posters who get triggered at the slightest hint of fur, why couldn't they say it?
>>13835804
terveisin monsterfag
a9c42e No.13835832
>faggots posting gfur
STOP
8ca79d No.13835836
>>13835824
They don't though. The space marine posters don't get triggered by monster until the actual furfags show up.
98be4b No.13835841
>>13835760
>Implying mark isn't OP
Nice ID.
938d49 No.13835843
94ef85 No.13835845
>>13835836
Are space marines furry? :thinking:
94f94a No.13835848
>>13835788
what did he mean by this?
bae856 No.13835850
>>13835845
They are carbon based life forms, and so are furries. So space marines must be furry.
t.furfag logic
4e2097 No.13835852
94ef85 No.13835854
>>13835848
I meant that making the distinction is a moot point since its all part lf the same trash heap, and anyone who says otherwise has a flimsy argument at best
601140 No.13835855
>>13835850
>They are carbon based life forms
They are?
4e2097 No.13835864
>>13835855
>most pigments are carbon based
the only problem is the life forms bit
94ef85 No.13835874
>>13835864
So they arent living which means they are robots which means /clang/ which means monstergirls which are furry
938d49 No.13835875
>>13835815
I like Renamom more anyways.
dd16b2 No.13835879
Aren't humans just the furry equivalent of apes? :^)
bae856 No.13835880
>>13835874
But what if they are made of carbon steel? That means /clang/ is also /fur/
94f94a No.13835882
>>13835854
His post reads as if it were a sarcastic counterargument, but it supports the post he responded to.
94ef85 No.13835892
>>13835882
>he doesnt know how to operate on multiple levels of irony
dd16b2 No.13835895
Can someone make a furfag edit of pic related?
938d49 No.13835902
>>13835899
Nah. Now I really ain't clicking that shit.
94ef85 No.13835907
>>13835899
>2nd pic
Kept you waiting, huh?
c3c7e9 No.13835914
>>13835899
BEHOLD, SCANTELOVS PORTRAITS OF SVCH BEASTS
4e2097 No.13835918
>>13835874
the final truth
furfags are clang
94ef85 No.13835928
>>13835914
>leetspeek
2006 was a decade ago. Move the fuck on kid
938d49 No.13835931
>>13835926
Female one?
Sure. Otherwise no.
bae856 No.13835934
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>>13835918
>and when everyone is furry, no one will be
94f94a No.13835942
>>13835895
I'm sure someone will take this seriously
938d49 No.13835946
>>13835941
The opposite sex of my own generally does.
94ef85 No.13835953
>>13835941
Guilmon is .male only
c3c7e9 No.13835962
>>13835953
>implying Digimons have genders
4e2097 No.13835963
cde9b4 No.13835977
dehumanize yourself and face to yiff.
4e2097 No.13835988
>>13835984
mark, please stop
601140 No.13836002
>>13835984
is that chocolate milk?
>chocolate milk with meat
What am I witnessing?
938d49 No.13836006
>>13835964
The females are nice at least.
601140 No.13836007
>>13836004
>I'm not mark
Thats exactly what Mark would say.
4e2097 No.13836008
>>13836004
smhtbqfimhosmhimoimho
4e2097 No.13836029
>>13836015
Trick question, some kikes don't circumcise their dicks anymore, they leave them be and just prick the side with a needle to draw blood.
601140 No.13836037
>>13836029
Pricking you penis as a baby would probably still make it retarded.
f294ce No.13836041
Oh thank god the bump limit has come.
0d8e04 No.13836044
>>13835824
>Again, do you have a single fact to back that up?
Maybe it's because they are generally furry posters like e5631f who has shit tastes even for a furfag. Who get butt hurt that their fetish is looked down upon while monsterfags do not. I have yet to encounter someone who wasn't a furfag that called Monster girls furry outside of a /v/ mod who called goo girls furry.
Monster girl is a general catergory, while furries are specific. Simply saying Monster girls are furry will not change this.
4e2097 No.13836047
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>>13836038
>that sounds like a stretch tbh
only catch is
>has to be an adult
cde9b4 No.13836049
>>13836025
Here's a real good pic of guilmon tbh.
256c60 No.13836056
Marrying my trap waifu.
Having lovey dovey honeymoon sex in a comfy log cabin.
impregnating his boipussy and starting a family together
c6911e No.13836069
>>13836044
>anecdotal evidence
>implying you aren't e5631f and shitting up the thread for your argument
<monstergirls are a general category, while furries are specific
You've got it backwards shitposter-kun.
94ef85 No.13836092
>>13836025
Just pretend Guilmon is a cboy or a male or a cboy with tits in each pic :3
bf59ae No.13836094
>>13831047
Stardate 41254.7
We still haven't forgotten.
c6911e No.13836101
>>13836091
>implying I'm not doing it now
>implying I'm not everyone arguing in this thread
>implying the whole /monster/ vs /fur/ debate wasn't created and perpetuated by just me
3947ae No.13836102
>>13830733
let's be honest that thing was built for sexual fantasies, so in that case i def create ardra wearing this exact same outfit and i would pound her pussy every night until i go toes up
938d49 No.13836110
>>13836091
>Hot mon with some speshul snowflake OC
Nah.
0d8e04 No.13836119
>>13836066
>implying you aren't e5631f and shitting up the thread for your argument
Naw, if I were him I'd jacking off to shitty childrens cartoons like Ruby Gloom.
>You've got it backwards shitposter-kun.
>Every Monster girl is a Beast race
Surely you can't be serious.
c6911e No.13836146
>>13836119
>Every Monster girl is a Beast race
94f94a No.13836167
>>13836155
haha wow, you posted it here just like in the other thread
got any more robot man memes? I need some more tbh
94ef85 No.13836174
bf59ae No.13836190
>>13835180
>censored image and funnyism watermark
Oh shit nigger what are you doing?
6c288b No.13836202
>>13836044
Meh, I prefer to have both. Sometimes I'm in the mood for /monster/ sometimes I want furshit. There's some weird shit that I don't do because my tastes are pretty vanilla other than Xeno/Furry stuff.
601140 No.13836212
>>13836202
I recognize that art style. Thats Krinkels innit?
94ef85 No.13836234
>>13836228
I want to destroy that jolteon's genitals with my face
6c288b No.13836237
531eb0 No.13836252
>>13834858
>jewgun tavor
>bad dragon
these things go hand in hand
938d49 No.13836265
94ef85 No.13836274
>>13836265
He made some shitty newgrounds stickman stuff back in the day or something
f294ce No.13836293
>>13836167
>robot man memes
Okay no you have to be ironic, I refuse to believe this ontop of everything else you've shown.
0d8e04 No.13836300
>>13836228
Well they both can cater to xenophilia.
>>13836228
Pfff, no way, fag.
0d8e04 No.13836306
601140 No.13836307
>>13836265
>being a newfriend
>to the internet no less
6c288b No.13836312
Imagine all the potentially sexual shit you could do with a holodeck. Though if you had access to one, you'd probably be able to bed actual Xenos.
>>13836300
True.
94ef85 No.13836323
>Thread gets purged
>Almost pushes it back below the bump limit
Fucking wew laddies
f294ce No.13836331
Why don't we have George Lopez in the Holodeck?
6906d9 No.13836333
This thread is fucking dying. Lets just put it out of its fucking misery since Mark isn't going to do it.
f294ce No.13836343
>>13836333 (Checked)
George Lopez thinks those are some fine trips.
6906d9 No.13836346
>>13836343
T-thanks, George…
938d49 No.13836353
>>13836307
He draws furshit?
f294ce No.13836354
>>13836346
Remember that episode in Sword Art Online where George Lopez deports police across the border and delivers drugs to his nan?
6906d9 No.13836358
>>13836354
I don't watch anime because I am not a faggot.
445d72 No.13836359
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>>13830733
Super Robot Wars
f294ce No.13836364
>>13836358
George Lopez is a amazing
f294ce No.13836370
>>13836366
George Lopez thinks he's on fire!
531eb0 No.13836373
>>13836370
George Lopez should be on fire honestly
92fabc No.13836429
>>13836323
purged? but all the furfag shit is still here tbh
411483 No.13836558
>>13836079
>inb4 /monster/ fag accuses others of wanting to DnC monster furshit with /v/
298d47 No.13836590
2eee79 No.13836593
>at least 'us furries' are only monsters on the outside
8ca79d No.13836602
>>13836593
>implying furfags aren't monsterous on the inside and the outside
6906d9 No.13837072
>>13836388
Nice dubs, faggot.
7dcbea No.13837468
>>13836509
Nigga, you don't understand.
I want to actully be in a cockpit, to feel the rumble and rocking. i've want real word graffics, don't tell me dcs has that they aint good enough. i've want to feel g-forces, to feel the airpressure drop as i climb from 300 to 30 000. I've want to actully touch the interface.
What i'm getting at her is, i want the REAL thing. But i aint never getting that irl, so that's what i would simulate on a holodeck.
you twat
12d429 No.13838012
Holy fucking shit HOW MANY FUCKING THREADS NEEDS TO BE FUCKED BY FURSHIT ?
FUCKING FAGGOTS
BACK TO /FUR/
YOU FUCKING SCUM
6c288b No.13838218
>>13838012
Just another day in /v/
b11f0b No.13841243
>>13838012
Bitch, the very first post was "muh waifu!" which has nothing to do with video games in any capacity. The thread was ruined from the start.