b892d8 No.13823303
Recently went to a gaming meetup in my local area. Brought my Switch in hopes of playing some Splatoon and Street Fighter with some
DUDES
Making some new friends and all.
Infuckingstead it's a bunch of Tumblr whores (and a tranny) who all, thankfully, did have a copy of splatoon. Though, the entire time was so fucking embarrassing - especially since we were in a cafe and they were screaming "yaasss" and "FTW" at the top of their lungs. Eventually I got up and left, since the situation was unbearable and I was oozing with whore-slime from just being near them.
I wasted my day off and I'm thoroughly pissed.
530289 No.13823310
Who the fuck would make a dog prop that huge?
8a7230 No.13823315
That's what you get for going to a fucking meet up you tard. I will never understand going out to play videogames that you can already play online
6efb6d No.13823333
>was the only guy at a meetup with a bunch of women and one woman in transition
>he didn't try to at least get a quick fuck
Are you gay or something OP? You just let one of the easiest opportunities go that I've seen.
5e8944 No.13823339
>>13823315
>playing online
always pathetic
b892d8 No.13823350
>>13823333
Those are some nice quads, so I'll answer
The girls were all fat, loud and smelled like three-day old perfume. Also
>Leggings while fat
I'm not desperate enough to fuck anything that low.
53ddcf No.13823352
>>13823303
Online meetups are almost always shit because the people who show up have no dignity and are almost 90% nonwhite/fat.
It's important to note that a lot of 'memers' are shitskins themselves. Case and point: Kekistan faggots.
It's fine to meme in real life if it's subtle, clever, and sparse, but a lot of shitskins just meme irresponsibly and be as loud and as annoying as possible. I don't really know why psychologically, and I am hoping someone can answer this for me.
>>13823333 (checked)
b892d8 No.13823356
>>13823333
WAIT HOLD THE FUCK ON YOU REFERED TO HIM AS "WOMAN IN TRANSITION", YOU FILTHY FUCKING TUMBLR WHORE
e5dd46 No.13823357
>>13823310
It's a dog sticking its head in a doll house.
e3fb21 No.13823358
>>13823303
Because only a fucking loser would go to a meet up when we can just play video games with each other from our rooms you dingus.
9bac8e No.13823361
Why don't you have friends OP?
b892d8 No.13823366
>>13823361
We all work different hours, and all of us put in at least 50+ a week
9bac8e No.13823372
>>13823358
>from our rooms
>not playing in the same room as your friends, on the same TV
cancer faggot
9bac8e No.13823376
>>13823366
Okay, that's actually understandable then.
Still shouldn't have gone to a fucking splatoon meetup. You'd have better luck at a fuggin' Gamergate meetup lmao
4c01cb No.13823378
Usually people either play online or with their friends. The people who meet up with random people url are the types who don't have friends or want attention. You're better off trying to make friends with someone first, then getting them into games.
b892d8 No.13823381
>>13823376
I at least hoped to meet some normal people for once. Even that was too much to ask
3ce35a No.13823420
>>13823303
>why is this game for children and the mentally ill only popular with children and degenerates?
Newsflash, dipshit: All the people you play with online are trannies and children too. kys
b892d8 No.13823428
>>13823378
I would, if I had free time outside of work and sleep. Even now I'm drifting in and out of consciousness.
ee8b52 No.13823456
>>13823303
> Tumblr whores (and a tranny)
But anon, they are the same.
6ac5b4 No.13823464
Sounds like my community college.
Thank god I dropped out and got into landscaping
b892d8 No.13823522
>>13823464
Graduated but I work blue collar too. Fucking unreal how different the work force and SJW-college land are.
5ffaef No.13823566
Went to my campus's "esports" group for some Melee a few weeks ago. Jesus what a mistake that was. I hate tourneyfaggot culture so much. These retards literally do not know the meaning of fun.
5a85a3 No.13823577
>go to offline meet up
>shockingly they're are a bunch of autistic faggots
Are you retarded? Did you expect anything else?
d09b2a No.13823677
Because anyone who's fun to play games with doesn't have time to travel.
568757 No.13823692
>>13823303
but did anyone hand out cookies?
4cd088 No.13823708
>>13823464
but anon, landscaping is one of the jobs that americans wont do!
21de48 No.13823723
Because despite what you have heard, neckbeards don't exist.
b892d8 No.13823740
>>13823692
I pretty much bought snacks for everyone, since I was a guy and the only one who had a stable job.
I was "repaid" with hugs from lardasses.
66c8a1 No.13823750
>>13823303
I don't know what you expected.
No one else would go to that and surely any people that visit imageboards wouldn't leave their home for this.
There is huge amount of trash in this thread.
810684 No.13823752
>>13823708
(((Americans))) won't do
369f4b No.13823786
>go to meetup
>nobody plays muh fightan or party games
>everyone plays mmos, tf2, memegames, rts
>some people just watching epic meme videos
>just want to play vidya with bros but my taste is too gud
I wish I could enjoy shittier games.
ceeeab No.13823821
>>13823786
>tfw too autistc to even meetup
9bac8e No.13823837
>>13823786
What's wrong with RTS m8?
also
>nobody plays party games?
Not even smash bros? Sounds like you got the short end of the stick brah
4e80e0 No.13823926
>>13823303
That's funny. I literally had three of my friends over today for Splatfest. We had a blast. Did fairly well, too. I'm also old enough now where I have well established friends with jobs and responsibilities. I'm sorry you got stuck with the trannys and the faggots.
099e63 No.13823937
>>13823786
I once went to a campus "fighting game" meetup. It was literally all smash.
0235cc No.13823962
>>13823315
Couch co-op is comfy as fuck, and I wish I was able to do it more often.
That said, what OP describes is basically modern gaming meetups in a nutshell. You'll find a handful of decent people at best, in a sea of shit.
Out of my college's gaming club, there was like 1 person there I could mesh with, and it more or less consisted of a few hundred people, weekly meetups usually housed 50 or so people. Damn shame that I never got a way of keeping in touch with her after I finished classes, though.
49da2f No.13823988
>>13823357
>low functioning autism
>>13823303
>Infuckingstead it's a bunch of Tumblr whores (and a tranny) who all, thankfully, did have a copy of splatoon.
Not a surprise at all.
6c4b37 No.13823992
>>13823962
>Damn shame that I never got a way of keeping in touch with her after I finished classes, though.
>her
Congrats anon, you found the unicorn, and you let it slip away.
568757 No.13824024
>>13823740
maybe next time.jpg
255846 No.13824044
>>13823381
Anon… normalfags aren't normal anymore.
0235cc No.13824071
>>13823992
It's a force of habit. Doesn't beat the one girl I met from Cuckchan years back who got a goony beardman bf by the time I was actually within reasonable distance of her.
be3493 No.13824081
>>13823303
>goes to a meetup in the first place
>goes to a meetup to play a children's game for little kids that aren't allowed to play adult shooters
>acts surprised when the people that show up are also faggots
0a039f No.13824158
>>13823333
>tranny
>woman
Man /v/irgins really are fags aren't they
09cd5f No.13824244
>>13823357
Why would someone make a doll house that big?
4607d5 No.13824295
>>13824244
So they could put big dolls in it
4342fb No.13824301
Video games are for losers
530289 No.13824308
>>13824244
>>13824295
Lotta dedication for some simple toys.
9cdca7 No.13824309
stay inside, never leave the house
shitpost on 4chan, blogpost on 8chan
join r9k skype/discord groups, then go on /v/ and bash discord to make up for it
live life like a true \v\irgin
09cd5f No.13824331
>>13824024
Why does his cum looks like melted white chocolate?
e5dd46 No.13824337
>>13824308
It's a hobby to some people, there is a market for small furniture crafted to behave as similar to the full sized version as possible, some people even run wire through these small model houses for lighting.
9e8f3a No.13824355
>>13824308
>not buying a big dollhouse and filling it up with figurines then pretending your penis is a serial killer trying to break in
00d85f No.13824371
I never understood online meetups. Having talked to people who play games that I met in real life, I know that most will have shit taste. So why would people after decades of the internet showing it's worst, feel that meeting up is a good idea?
09cd5f No.13824396
>>13824371
The only online meetups that I didn't hear went to shit afterward were the small ones organized amongst namefags who were thus already friends before.
4607d5 No.13824446
>>13824396
>not going to a /v/ meetup armed, wearing chainmail, and bringing your own homemade tendies
You just gotta be prepared is all
2832e4 No.13824486
>>13823352
Underated post that needs to stop being ignored
d187af No.13824529
>>13823352
Has there ever been a neetup that wasn't completely awkward and full of spergs?
38b857 No.13824538
>>13824331
Maybe it was.
>>13823352
AWM is the greatest living cartoonist.
09cd5f No.13824652
de08dc No.13824668
>>13823988
>low functioning autism
Right; in the future nobody should reply to the weeaboo faggot. That'll settle it completely.
5123c3 No.13824738
>only game friends ever want to play is melee
>for the last 10 years
2f3073 No.13824789
>>13823352
You know what's funny is the really insufferable people who turn up to my local FGC meetups are always fat white weeb guys with no skill. I see them coming when we have bigger events and I almost get embarrassed to be white. I'm having a good time playing with the asian guys in BB/GG and then some lard ass weeb wheezes over and says he plays Plat/May and proceeds to get stomped.
49da2f No.13824797
>>13824668
You're only making yourself look just as autistic. The first guy was making a joke.
9785fd No.13824801
gee i dunno, its almost like putting a bunch of antisocial sperglords that game to escape their shitty reality in a room together would result in a boring and lame party
470807 No.13824814
>>13823303
>Brought my Switch
>expecting a gaggle of non-girls and soft boys
011be0 No.13824925
>>13823352
>It's important to note that a lot of 'memers' are shitskins themselves. Case and point: Kekistan faggots.
Not really, but they are the only ones who have nothing to lose to virtue signal to us that they somehow belong to us. They are the losers of the losers of the shitskin-race. Attention-whores you can call them aswell.
4b4961 No.13824937
>>13823303
Only go to a meetup if you've been talking with them consistantly in group chat online so you know what they'll be like irl.
80fdc0 No.13825007
>>13823303
>general gaming meetup
>Nintendo games
Here's a protip for you: Nintendo games attract tumblrites and "le ebin nurdz" like shit attracts flies. If you want a group of half-decent people to play vidya in public, it needs to be a niche genre that attracts autists. Fighting game excluding Smash and RTS meetups are usually a safe bet, but occasionally you can find people dedicated to a single game like (((Dark Souls))) that have enough autism to hold public meetups.
>>13823937
Most fighting game/smash meetups usually end in Smash dominating the fucking room while everything else gets put into a small corner. If you're lucky, the group will break away from the smashfags once they get enough members.
5c2ad7 No.13825065
>>13823350
Damn. I confused tumblr-whore with instagram-whore and thought about actually going to one for a second.
f1ab6a No.13825069
>>13823352
>that image
>implying 8/v/ is neo /v/
When will this meme stop?
ca19a3 No.13825177
>>13825069
If 8/v/ is neo or not, that doesn't matter, since both 8/v/ and 4/v/ are equally awful and bad, with none of them being better than the other.
And to play devil's advocate, complaining about some word that you don't like hearing on a game really does sounds like you're making a big deal over nothing, especially if the game is fiction. I mean, this is /v/ (from 4chan or 8ch) that we're talking about.
b55a51 No.13825181
>>13824371
>Op took his Switch
>to play street fighter
You're half right anon. People that go to meetups are cunts with shit taste. But you aren't thinking through the problem enough. "Why do people go to meet ups where everyone is an idiot with shit taste?" Obviously because they are idiots with shit taste.
a3eef3 No.13825207
>>13825069
>1st image
What the fuck im looking at
769d3f No.13825253
>>13825177
9/10 cosplay right there
fcfeda No.13825417
>>13823303
The only meetups with normalish people are competitive games e.g. Fighting games. But be prepared to gitgud and play srs. No casual fun allowed, they want to fight you at your best not some shitty character you barely know how to play.
7a07d9 No.13825432
>>13823333
>woman in transition
You wasted those quads you fucking pathetic commie piece of shit.
c0851b No.13825440
>>13825177
> since both 8/v/ and 4/v/
Since there is no difference how about you stay in cuck/v/ you filth.
>horseshitter
b55a51 No.13825452
>>13825177
>complaining about some word that you don't like hearing on a game really does sounds like you're making a big deal over nothing
Words have meaning. When people are pushing an ideology into games for the express purpose of political propaganda you should fight against it. Your view on this issue is about as nuanced as that of a 5 year old.
35cb04 No.13825479
>>13823333
All your commies are gonna fucking burn.
6406f7 No.13825724
>>13824308
Perhaps he's wondering why you would play with dolls without giving them a house.
c896ce No.13825739
>>13824738
How do you bear their stench? Don't Melee players smell so bad, hobos are perfume dispensers in comparison?
d422db No.13825788
>>13825724
At least your dolls can talk.
84217a No.13825809
>>13825479
He'd better get them out of the oven, then.
970fcb No.13825880
>>13823310
The Italians.
Science has, in fact, gone too far.
69f0db No.13825884
>>13823303
>Another blogposting thread
This is not your shitty blog faggot, why you and all the other faggots fuck off to kikebook or reddit with your blogging shit
df95fd No.13825939
>>13823352
>Keep politics out of my vidya
Nothing wrong with that statement
ab2ca0 No.13825955
>remember those fucks who play online and been ruining vidya for a decade
>be shocked that meeting them is a terrible experience
A thread died for this.
869cd2 No.13826281
>>13823303
>leaving your home other than to work or acquire survival resources
>ever
Everything was your fault, anon.
0b6e5f No.13826582
>>13824371
>spend hours every day calling other anons niggers for disagreeing with you
>"hey you know what's a good idea, if we all met in person"
cd7bf7 No.13827186
>>13823303
>Why are "gaming" meetups always a letdown?
You like the one we're having right now in this thread?
9019bc No.13827802
>>13823352
The sheer political cartoon tier obnoxiousness of this shit cannot be overexaggerated.
0b6e5f No.13827811
>>13823352
>I don't really know why psychologically, and I am hoping someone can answer this for me.
The majority of people have personality issues, they're try hard to seem interesting instead of just being themselves. Playing a lot of video games does that to you, to be healthy you need multiple hobbies and interests.
9019bc No.13827815
>>13823352
>>13827802
I forgot to call it pretentious ane retarded as well.
c9b9a5 No.13827992
>>13825177
>since both 8/v/ and 4/v/ are equally awful and bad
c9b9a5 No.13828011
>>13827802
>The sheer political cartoon tier obnoxiousness of this political cartoon cannot be overexaggerated.
30a6b9 No.13828078
>>13823352
>It's fine to meme in real life
No, it isn't. It is not fine.
b771ae No.13828111
da2168 No.13828228
>>13823303
>leaving your bedroom
Play stupid games, get stupid prizes. Going outside is for plebs.
4680da No.13828231
>>13823303
Only women and tumblr tards care about social validation, so only they will go to a "meetup".
Any IRL gaming with others is only acceptable if its a tournament for a respectable game, which will by nature of the player's time investment and respect for the game heavily limit the appearance of attention whores.
64a90f No.13828259
>>13823303
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f1ab6a No.13828260
>>13828239
10/10 perfected half assed edit
156384 No.13828357
>>13825788
It doesn't matter if they can talk, what matters is their house. No one cared who my dolls were until I put them in their house.
033e84 No.13828423
>>13825177
Now, this place has been fucking terrible after roughly 3 months after the exodus and is worsening at frightening speeds, but to liken it to 4/v/ is just plain cruelty. 4/v/ is disgustingly cucked, it's like watching a bad fever nightmare from afar. I can't even joke about this. I have no where else to go, before anyone asks.