/v/ - Video Games

Put me in the screencap also shoutouts to /ita/

his head was fuck up

I think he's had his fill of cake to last him those 4 years.

>Time for another cake

Or ten.

>>13813446

He's a big guy

Thank you anons

I plan on hiring an escort on my 30th

Happy birthday cake goblin.

>>13813462

for we

>>13813472

>hebe wife

I'd rather remain a wizard

>mark is the same age as me

Jesus Christ.

>>13813465

I humbly ask that you reconsider that.

>>13813472

Let's roll.

>>13813479

>>13813483

good point

>Mark is only 26

Well at least now I know why he plays so many shit games.

>>13813465

Don't haggle but DO NOT spend 2k on it either, you big joo.

>>13813488

Fug, you snagged Sally.

>>13813472

>>13813488

88 is actually pretty cute, at least in comparison to the others.

>>13813502

I'll keep my wizardry over a hebe

>>13813502

also thanks for the advice

>>13813465

why not now?

Also happy birthday, you might not be perfect, and you might be jewish, but you are alright

>>13813472

>>13813502

>>13813505

HELP SHE WON'T STOP SINGING SONG 2 BY BLUR

>>13813518

I wanna try my luck first.

>>13813465

>losing your wizard powers

I thought you knew better.

>>13813525

>I wanna try my luck first.

You know what might improve your luck in search for gf?

getting /fit/

>>13813472

rolling mother fuckers

>>13813520

2BAD NO REFUND OR RETURN

>>13813513

And don't get stabbed or robbed and double bag the D etc. Anyway happy birfday nigga.

>>13813555

Well the escorts here are high class IIRC. Either way thank you anon.

happy birthday you fucking jew

Happy birthday cakekike

>>13813465

>putting an innocent woman through that

Please don't. Imagine how much shit she's seen. Now picture you foisting your naked, sweaty, hairy body onto her. You can't even get beyond a half-chub because you're nervous, so you can't even get the condom to stay on. It's like slipping a hotdog into an oversized, greasy rubber glove. You hope she doesn't notice the precarious condom as you fumble for several seconds and eventually thumb it in. She tries to hide her disgust and fake a moan, but you know how repulsive it must be for her. This isn't at all like your doujins. Four pumps later, your face contorts, you squirt a miserable teaspoon of cum, and you pull out, leaving the loose condom inside her. She can no longer hide her disgust as she pulls it out, gets out of bed, cleans up with a wet wipe, and hastily dresses while you regretfully hand over the $200 your gam gam gave you for your 30th birthday. While she's simultaneously leaving and considering throwing herself into traffic, you pull on some tighty whities, not bothering to clean your sticky cock and matted pubes, open up /v/, and announce that you finally lost your mana.

why sn't y o ey working

>>13813472

roollan.

Happy b-day qtpie

>>13813584

ths

Oh, and happy birthday :^)

>>13813577

This reads like Weinstiens 20th birthday.

>mmmmmmmmmmmmmm >1381352932

o20

>>13813465

Happy birthday!

are you going to do a live stream with the escort?

>>13813619

It's my birthday present.

>he's still alive

proof God doesn't exist but Yahweh does. PBUH

4 years, trail of tears, goyim still btfo, jews still own every board

>>13813541

why get /fit/ when you can stay thicc?

>>13813614

This, i want to see this

>>13813614

>her name ends up being Julayyyyy

>>13813628

For better health, less expense on food, better self image, testosterone boost and better psychical performance?

>>13813641

Yea, but those things are all at the expense of being able to grope your own ass and pretend it's a woman's.

>>13813656

>Not sitting in your own hand for long enough for the hand to feel numband then fapping with it

Get on my level

>>13813614

Good on you for showing up codechimp. You're earning some points in my book as a proper admin the more I see from you.

>>13813614

I'll consider it

>>13813703

Try paying her in cakes, and when she refuses eat the cakes in front of her.

>>13813484

I'm older than him by one day, but I'm neither a namefag nor a BO. It's interesting to see how people end up in life like that.

once again, thank you everyone for the birthday wishes.

>>13813577

I was planning on just posting the used condom with a date in the GG thread.

>>13813473

>>13813544

so what's the story behind this demonstration of public screeching?

at least mark doesn't seem to be a complete autist

>>13813727

>so what's the story behind this demonstration of public screeching?

i want newfags to leave

>>13813727

I went to HWNDU and went ape shit

Love you Mark. Happy birthday.

>>13813465

yo mark do you got the newest shantae game at all?

>>13813761

of course

>>13813775

damn, I had extra keys I was gonna unload on you,

Well happy birthday cake boy

b-bumpity bump, my favourite nijew!

>>13813446

Happy birthday you old fat jew autist. Have a good day

>>13813726

>I was planning on just posting the used condom with a date in the GG thread.

Why would anyone want to see that, stream your suicide instead or kill your parents.

Please stop giving an extripfag attention h

Or he will never fuck off.

>>13813910

But muh ebin mey meys

Didn't Chris chan also want to videotape his first time?

>>13813930

But Brogief is the BO now

>>13813974

>Mark will still be a a nintoddler in his 50's

>>13813703

>>13813614

Well, at least fucking pussy is better than sucking dicks on camera.

Mark is more or less a good bo with a good sense to run /v/.

and he was right about that scumbags from e*dchan

Hope he keeps running /v/ for at least one more year.

>>13814406

>cuckime

opinion discarded

Great let's hope he doesn't show up at karaoke and start yelling "where's my song" in my left ear until it starts bleeding again

>>13814563

:^)

Why is every forum ran by a faggot or a kike?

>>13815123

Faggots enjoy being a focal point of attention. Kikes enjoy having control over others. /v/ is cursed with a faggot kike, so he probably jerks off to meta threads.

>>13813577

>teaspoon of cum

>miserable

Wait, really?

How do I make it come out in galleons like in my animes?

>>13815209

By eating lots of soy, trust me :^)

>>13813671

Playstation magazine belde, ze willen hun hoog begaafde dikzak terug.

Drie maal raden wie ik ben.

>>13813446

I'm a Grand Wizard already, at the age of 40. Get on my level, scrub.

>>13816813

what?

>>13816814

>at the age of 40

leave grandpa, dont you have other things to do? Like dunno golf or fishing?

>>13816814

Working on it

>>13816890

Nevermind, thought you were someone I knew and wanted to scare him a little.

So is the our board goblin gonna treat himself to another cake?

>>13816898

Winter's coming. You can't force me outdoors in this shitty weather, boyo.

How many cakes do you think he's eaten today?

>>13817195

26

>>13813472

Rolling

>>13818906

>implying i posted from a phone

Nigga my phone cant even connect to the internet, let alone post on 8ch

>>13813577

I don´t think the sex will be it for the poor girl, Mark is a Jew after all.

"I paid for the hour, right? You can help me moderate my video game image board"