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File: 62e6a63bf89d5c0⋯.jpg (153.16 KB, 600x597, 200:199, cover_large.jpg)

b83005 No.13794871

Why did this series have to die?

dee489 No.13794994

File: 836ed6b1bdb6099⋯.png (821.1 KB, 589x640, 589:640, rkmv.png)

Because mystic valley didn't do very well.


b5da58 No.13794998

Because we can't have good innovation things, especially when Nintendo is involved.


748b53 No.13794999

If it was actually good, why would it die?

checkmate, atheists


9a2e41 No.13795006

File: 78ec4e35c848640⋯.jpg (18 KB, 255x158, 255:158, 1459036790727-4.jpg)

>>13794999

checked mate


8fb273 No.13796515

>>13794871

because you touch yourself at night


3a1ac7 No.13796671

File: b2aa862d7e03082⋯.jpg (249.45 KB, 1035x629, 1035:629, b2aa862d7e03082d02dc52f5e9….jpg)

To stop it from turning in to cancer in CY+2.

> Legend of the River Queen

> Switch exclusive

> Game is a visual novel set in a riverside village

> The whole backstory is about a patriarchy of great fisherman through the ages

> You spend the entire game telling people how patriarchy is wrong

> Also fishing is bad because fish have feelings

> Eat a salad

> You can grow food like in Harvest Moon!

> But you can't sell it because capitalism, you can only give it away

> But if you only grow enough for yourself the townspeople will get mad that you're not feeding them and they kill you

> If you feed them they become indolent and lazy and begin inventing genders and pronouns to have something to struggle and argue about

> If you ever disagree with them they attack you for being the 1% that can grow food and create worth

> You become their slave due to white guilt

> The village opens its doors to migrants

> Becomes a slum city in a year

> You have to feed everyone

> Population doubles every year due to migrants raping every thing that moves

> Work is now twice as hard as your farm animals have been raped to death

> You get raped to death anyway by a designated cultural enrichment enforcement patrol

> Everyone then starves to death re: Zimbabwe because the one person that knew how to grow crops is dead

> Journalists and SJWs praise the game as amazing and declare it GOTYAY, all top 10 lists are retroactively updated to put it at #1 or else the writers are sent to prison for anti-semitism

> Nobody actually buys the game when it's released

> Series dies due to lack of sales anyway

> YFW you could have prevented this if you kept your mouth shut




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