>>13783937
OP I did notice something strange about the king aurthur story and related things.
spoilers!
>starwars
>beowulf (lady in the water)
>lady in the lake
>excalibur (king arthur)
>christianity
>leeam neeson is in excalibur and in starwars
>he is the anticuck of both movies and generally a good bro in most movies
>in starwars
>(cuckwars)
>anakin is virgin birth
>(totally didn't fuck anyone)
>quoi gon gin (leeam neeson) is a total bro against the usual cuckery of the jedi, while actually being a good jedi himself.
>obiwan and jedi cucks try to hold back anakins potential just to fuck with him even though he deserves it
>anakin mad obviouslly, but behaves like an irrational stupid pussy
>palpatine (darth sideous) cucks anakin who is already having bad dreams (probably from stress) with "oh no something bad will happen to padme" and promises anakin great power so he can stop the bad things from happening
>does stupid things
>obiwan gets his ass kicked by grevious and kicks his ass back the same way but thinks its smart to call him uncivillized as if obiwan did the job with any real dignity
>fights obiwan who cucks anakin by showing padme the records of anakin doing evil shit he himself decided to do out of fear
>padme is now all like "no no I can't even abloo bloo"
>anakin mad
>anakin and obiwan fight to the death
>anakin loses and becomes darth vader
>also loses blue lightsaber
>gets fought by luke (his son)
>with his own old blue lightsaber
>cuts off lukes hand
>blue lightsaber falls down and away (important object lost!)
>luke mad
>luke come back
>anakin fights luke again
>loses (now anakins arm is chopped off yet again, and the red lightsaber falls down the big hole now)
>throws palpatine in the death star reactor hole or something
>then dies
>luke makes jedi training thing
>some crazy shit happens and luke gets cucked out of the whole thing because kylo ren and snoke out of nowhere
>maz kanata says "here take the original blue lightsaber now" (important object of cucking) and fight the bad guys again!
>kylo ren kills his father han solo (becucks it just werks)
>hero fights villain with (important object of cucking)
>rinse
>repeat
>recuck
>christianity
>(cuckianity)
>joseph and mary
>(totally didn't fuck anyone)
(guess where this goes)
>the story of cuck arthur and the sword excuckibur
>in excalibur merlin is a cuck and a cucker and a manipulator often tricking others and stealing their babies and getting people to cheat on each other, or encouraging that behavior or helping them do it
>merlin even gets himself cucked
>excalibur movie (that old one with leeam neeson where arthur looks surprizingly alot like luke skywalker)
>merlin helps an idiot cuck his enemie and fuck his wife and cheat with the promise that merlin will take their baby
>(totally did fuck someone, and cheated, at least spelled out for stupid people here this one)
>merlin messes with magic and just lets the whole thing happen because he is so wise and "dumb humans!, so let me encourage this!"
>takes the baby as promised and then says oh yea I lied, you wont be king
>makes the baby king (baby is arthur)
>just sits by and watches without warning arthur (even though he knew before arthur was even married) that his wife and lancelot will cheat on him adding to the cucking nightmare
>leeam neeson is like "hey! I detect cheating!" and shit goes crazy
>then merlin lets his lady apprentice who he knows is an evil and stupid person simply cuck him for no reason
>lady apprentice is arthurs sister
>who rapes arthur to make an evil cuck baby
>all sorts of things happen with the holy grail and then some
>then arthur and his cuck son kill each other
>lady of the lake takes back the "important object of cucking" to cuck someone later with (excalibur)
>wow. 0/10 for story 10/10 for moral of the story being avoiding cucks and avoiding becoming one yourself.
>beowulf
>beocuck
>cucks around with villain after killing her first son grendel (big scary monster)
>fucks villan (lady in the lake) because that's a great idea
>has new son (also a giant monster, wow what a surprize) and gets cucked by killing them while also getting killed
>lady of the lake takes back the "important object of cucking" to cuck someone later with (the gold thing she told beowulf to hang onto)