>>13782415
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the hotpocket academy, and I’ve banned numerous secret raids on /v/, and I have over 300 confirmed bans on my banlist. I am trained in hotpocket warfare and I’m the top hotpocket in the entire 8chan website. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will ban you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, Mark ## Board Owner my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am looking up your IP and am calling Domino's right now, so you better prepare for the ban, maggot. The ban that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your post. You’re fucking banned, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can ban you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just without a range. Not only am I extensively trained in hotpocket combat, but I have doxed codemonkey and have access to his account without him actually knowing and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the website for about an hour, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking banned, kiddo.
>>13782398
I've always wanted to do that with a group of friends in real life