/v/ - Video Games

>>13779003

I posted frog images on the internet.

>>13779003

I've never been like that.

Yep.

Latest endeavor was flooding the Halo Wars art section with Mamizou from 2hu.

It caused a lot of asspain and took close to a week before mods deleted any of the pictures. But for that time if you had gone to the artwork section it would have been tanuki tiddy as far as the eye could see. The only way out was to sort by all time. and by default it sorts by "most popular (weekly)"

After draining every last drop of fun out of an online multiplayer game often times I grief because it's the only thing left for me to do, but I've never done anything beyond fairly harmless shenanigans

Back in the day on Starwars Battlefront 2 for PC, there was a 24/7 Mos Eisley server with hero mode enabled. The rule was everywhere outside the stadium was team-deathmatch, but inside the stadium was a dueling ground. I used to spawn as Chewy and fire guided rockets from way outside into the stadium and blow the shit out duelers. I'd get banned, but never IP banned, so I kept making new profiles to join and blow up duelers.

>>13779097

Oh shit I need to make an account tomorrow

>>13779097

Alright, you got my attention.

>>13779097

I thought Club Penguin shut down, or was that another game?

>>13779127

Yep. It did. Someone made off with the code and opened a new server.

>>13779127

>rewritten

>>13779130

So much for the tearful goodbye I guess.

I literally did this not 2 days ago. While I was on their team a premade of 4 started trying to chat shit and blame me. They were on the opposite team the next game so I proceeded to only target them. They all raged quit half way through. There is nothing wrong with griefing if they deserve it.

Back when mario kart wii still had online, the game sometimes only uploaded two drivers to an online race. There was this little girl mii driver i was supposed to race, but all i did for a good half hour was pummel her with shells. Just to fuck with her.

I never done anything that evil ever since….. she probably fucking hates mario kart wii by now.

>>13779003

>someone invades your FOB

>is stupid enough to get caught damaging something

>turn on a trainer and retaliate perfectly, stopping the timer, stealing everything not nailed down, killing every defender, and destroying every security measure without being detected

>if they were to review it, they would obviously be able to tell you cheated in resources

>but no one ever does

Justice.

In tf2 there are these cancerous faggots who call themselves "friendlies".

Everytime i see one all i do is target them, just to see them rage.

>>13779172

i'm the same, they're invariably very young children though.

In borderlands one i joined a game where a brick had dropped a shitload of super rare guns. I looked at all of them and then to them. Then i spammed the x button and he kept punchong me amd trying to pick up as many as he could. Then i left and sold them since i couldnt use them.

Never dropped below 9999999999 money ever again on that char

>APB Reloaded

>4 of us would ignore missions entirely

>instead we would larp as cops, wait for someone to drive by and then chase after them around the map with lights and sirens until we could box their vehicle in

>alternatively we would grab a couple of garbage/cement trucks and circle the map smashing through AI traffic and pushing/destroying players' cars or creating roadblocks

>cannot be directly attacked since not in a mission

It seems that being a major inconvenience rather than outright hostile provoked a much stronger response. Sadly I've yet to find another game that allows this to work so effectively.

was playing gta5and noticed a guy was talking in chat

he was advertising a car show in a private lobby.

me and me friend:"Wow that sounds fucking retarded, lets join it"

hes streaming the car show and we do an old exploit which forces someones hud to dissapear and they cant move. my friend blows his car show up and since hes glitched he cant respawn and I wave to the stream as his burning body sits on screen.

UUUUUUUUUUU

>>13779003

I throw shells behind me as I'm crossing the finish line. :^)

>>13779181

My friend used to seek out anyone who had a prepubescent voice on COD and kill them until they either left or raged.

He was a real edgy guy, like black leather trench coat edgy.

>>13779003

I am not a underage fag and when i was i was not a /b/tard

Used to play EVE and the best fun I ever had was killing worthless pods and starter ships in high security space. Then I'd send a mail bragging about how much I pwned them.

Now that was pretty funny but the even better thing was the corp I was in were try hard faggots so they'd freak out that I was getting all these losses on their stats while only killing junk.

I don't play EVE now because there were too many introverts who wouldn't talk to you and as a straight game without the interaction EVE is garbage.

However whenever I play online I still pretend to be a fucking retard.

>>13779227

>Play APB retail

>The lag was so atrociously bad, I was the only one in the group remotely able to drive through the 1-2 second delay

>end up as the dedicated getaway driver

I miss that shit

>>13779003

In a sports title (won't bother naming it because most people haven't played it anyhow) that had rpg-lite mechanics, I always enjoyed using this tactic of scoring the first goal, robbing the ball asap and then wasting the whole match passing theb all to my defenders without letting others play. Bonus points because dc'ing netted me a reward and them a penalty.

Only good thing I've done in my life is convince the internet that Far Cry 4's Amita's last name was Sarbeesian.

I think one of the most entertaining things I did was crowbar pull people in sven coop. Shit would drive some people insane.

>>13779097

I was going to go on that but then it fucking asks for an email and won't allow throwaways

One thing I used to do a lot back when I was playing Runescape about 10 years ago was to dress up as an NPC to get people to accidentally attack me when grinding. The thing is that if I remember correctly, when you attack someone in a PvE area you get skulled, which means that if someone kills you in a period of time after attacking someone you lose all your gear and your money. If you defend yourself against someone who attacked you however, then you don't get skulled. You can see if someone is an NPC or a player by clicking on them, but when people grind they automatically just click on attack without thinking about it so you can fuck a lot of people up that way.

WoW, Wrath. Good times. My guild and I figured out if you had a druid with flight form and a warlock you could summon people off the edge of this tiny floating island outside Dalaran. So we advertised a heroic ICC 25 in trade chat and proceeded to spend the next 3 hours summoning people off the edge to their deaths. It lead to multiple groups doing the same thing along side us cause people thought it was hilarious. One guy fell for it no less than 20 times getting angrier and angrier each time. He kept trying to warn people while others were defending us telling people he was full of shit and was salty we wouldn't carry him through. He got so assblasted he started spamming chat whenever he said one of our names and ended up getting banned for a couple hours. The area below was littered with skeletons for weeks.

I think the most emotional trauma I've caused is telling the admin that pausing the entire server in a FPS in order to thank the guy healing him is retarded. I wish he'd spend his time more productively, like researching ways to kill himself.

>>13779168

You're the cancer that made me stop playing MGSV

just kidding anon, I stopped playing because I ran out of things to do and nuMGO sucks, but out of what I played I had maybe 15% honest FOB invasions and the rest were cheaters who managed to kill/fulton everyone in my base, steal all my resources, and get to the cc in 90 seconds

>>13779097

I once got Club Penguin to go offline for 3 days when I tried making an alternative way to log in.

>>13781143

It's not the selection of the files. It's the time it takes to delete them, and the amount of memory it consumes while doing so. 100000 files can take upwards of an hour to delete, regardless of file size.

It's going to take a while just to start deleting them because it's going to go through and enumerate all the files first, eating up truckloads of memory. If it starts swapping memory to disk, that's going to be excruciatingly slow, so multitasking while deleting is most likely out of the question. If Windows fails deleting one of those files for some reason, it's going to abort.

Worst thing I ever did was block people's line of sights in ctf_turbine as heavy in the air-ducts. I like having fun at the expense of other people but not in videogames.

>Minecraft days

>Play on a server with a friends from my WoW days

>Server allows groups to make and grow 'realms' where their stuff can be protected

>Strict rules about griefing, stealing, hacking, destroying, etc

>Become famous for skirting every rule we can

>Lure people into wilderness to kill them and steal their shit

>Use texture packs that aren't technically hacks to find things

>Trick realms into setting themselves open/public and raid them

>Server's ban request forums are ~80% for us and one of our guys would constantly berate them on why their request was stupid

>Most often in the form of poorly made MS paint comics

>Which made them even more mad

I don't know it happened, but a group of 'professional minecraft griefers' who made youtube videos were in our vent server one day and we were all sharing tips, tricks, and software

>>13780102

That's a real classic.

>>13781380

>100000 files can take upwards of an hour to delete, regardless of file size.

On NTFS. No Linux fs I know of is even remotely as shit as NTFS. I blow 100k files away all the time as part of a firmware build process.

I can't really think of nay times

I know I probably did some shit back during either my runescape days or my starcraft 2 days or even assfaggots but I can't remember any of it.

Maybe I've repressed it

>>13783272

You would be correct. We're talking about a bygone time when WinXP was king and hardware was nowhere near what it is today. Pretty sure Wine had come along far enough have it playable, but there's no real question on what the majority of the playerbase used.

The whole thing's pretty much a non-issue outside of enterprise situations these days, and even then, it's more likely an architectural problem than anything else.

>>13779413

>All my old WoW rage tells died with my old HD

I used to camp red ridge/darkshire every weekend, just picking off lvl 20s with dots. I miss that shit.

Used to use exploits in TF2 either alone or with a buddy to ruin the game for other at the server, thought most of it was just zipping around as a civilian and being an useless asshole

I got a twink character and invaded in the starting areas of Dark Souls 3. I was usually outnumbered, but a fully upgraded estus is hard to deal with.

>remember great times watching team avolition destroy minecraft servers

>entire group disbanded because notch was a nigger and 100% hypocrite about vidya piracy

>the only person that seems to not have disappeared from the internet entirely is warchamp, who went on to help with OBS, get trolls' remorse, and go full communist retard, wouldn't be surprised if he went tranny

>no troll/grief groups ever captured the same magic again

>have to find alternate accounts to find at least half of their videos because they nuked everything that got contentID claimed for ad revenue shekels

>>13784950

> rickrolling in 2017

Joke's on you, you're just making me remember better times

>>13785270

where are all these videos now? any links? who were these people?

>>13784950

Uh, you don't get to bring old memes.

>>13785270

oh, and what exactly did they do?

Back in the day on source games someone found out if you set your name to the extended ascii blank space character people couldn't see you on the mute list. Much fun was had with this one

>>13784950

>>13785460

you are both niggers

none of this was intentional, but happened constantly, accidentally regardless. it was annoying even for me at the time, but it kept on happening no matter how much I tried to avoid it, and it was so annoying that I and many others were constantly banned for it because the admins were so stupid that they thought every single one of us was doing it on purpose. eventually other people did do it on purpose, but not me. I wasn't sure if I should laugh or be angry.

>playing counter strike source zombie mod

>zm_spacestation_escape

>everyone is running down the hallways

>at a specific point in the hallways there was a blast door that could be closed to get more time to run before the zombies opened it again

>in some versions of the map, there was a prop-dead bodu on the floor to add to the maps atmosphere and it could be moved, but only with extreme efforts by shooting it over and over again

>if you shot it hundreds of times and managed to move it to a special part of the track where the blast door closes down before the zombies got to the door (which were always seconds away) you could make the door close on top of the body and get jammed permanently and nothing could get it to unglith before the round ended

>watched several players do this glitch and jump on boxes and cround to bend over and shake their asses through the little window in the blast door while the zombies tried to knife at them in anger

>at the end of the map there was an escape ship with an airlock leading to it

>people would run side by side and stubbornly refuse to let the other person get out of their way so two people would get jammed between the doors and block anyone else from entering the escape ship because they were too stupid or stubborn to just fucking move out of the other persons way until the airlock doors closed on them and cut them in half.

>this often resulted in the death of every single soldier and the victory of the zombie team

>if anyone ever got past all these previous obstacles, getting inside the ship meant ZERO guarantee of safety at all because it was bugged, as most moving obects in source games are.

>if people stood too close to each other as the ship was moving, they would accidentally phase into each other and get stuck in place and melt through all the walls of the ship as it left them floating behind it in space leaving the two stuck players floating. the stupid ones would always panic and crouch and jump until they separated, which caused them to fall to their deaths

people actually started getting really frisky about this and would often go to the front of the ship and say "Oops! sorry buddy! and intentionally bump into one person getting them stuck together as the ship moved past them. the really funny part about this that made me fall out of my chair and die of oxygen deprivation was that two players that were stuck together would move towards the back of the ship as it moved forward, but the stuck players were stuck in a permanent slowball effect that would also get stuck to other players as they moved along before leaving the ship.

>sitting in one of the bunk rooms near the back of the space ship

>hear people on voice chat moaning "no, man, no don't, NO WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!!! and other people laughing at something

>suddenly other people would say "whoa who the hell are y- OH GOSH, stop! stop! let me out!" and the complaints would travel as whatever was happening moved along

>suddenly I see a screaming space tentacle monster made out of 20 different soldiers melt through my wall and I never farted so hard

>I barely just evaded them as they moved through the room and melted through the wall on the other side and I ran to the back of the ship and watched the ship leave them behind through the window.

battlefield bad company two had alot of griefing as well, I saw all sorts of shit.

people would take the UV drones and land them on their own teamates heads and team kill them without the team kill penalty because the game would get confused and say the player commited suicide. they would also land the UV drone on their own teams helicopter blades as it was flying and the heli would explode and everyone inside would have "commited suicide" pop up.

it was also really funny when someone threw a recon ball (radar sensor thing) into the blades of your teams chopper as it was taking off the whole fucking thing would go crazy and crash because the game couldn't handle it.

I watched a group of friends not mine I don't have any who were working out how to mess with the tracking dart gun while on seperate teams by shooting their friend on the enemy team with a tracking dart, who would then walk towards a huge group of their teammates and allow the friend who tagged them to lock on with an RPG so that it would fly at them and blow up like half the enemy team

people who wanted to troll their own teammates would pick a dark map and equip all tracking darts (which glow bright red) and shoot up the teammate they wanted to troll with a hundred glowing red dots so that their screen was all red. they couldn't see enemies and all the enemies could see them.

people who were really great at flying helicopters would fly over their team and get out of the pilot seat really quick as it landed on them giving them all "commited suicide" and then get back in and fly away

people would do the same with jeeps and other cars, and drive them into their own team and bail out, letting the car drive away and suicide everyone

they would also strap tons of c4 to a jeep and drive it at an enemy tank and bail out and detonate it, instantly killing the tank without giving them any chance for reacting. they would also do the same with helicopters, just flying to a large group of enemies or an objective and telling all their friends to detonate the c4 from a hundred miles away and blowing up a ton of the enemy team

a really silly one was rigging collapsing houses with just enough to make them start to collapse, and waiting for your teammates or enemies to walk inside and then setting it off so that the collapsing structure would land on them

the best one was tank or jeep launching unsuspecting teammates by loading up huge amounts of anti tank mines underneath where the tank would spawn and setting it off when an unsuspecting teammate got in and sending them flying across the entire map, often out of bounds or behind enemy lines.

this was also done for helicopters making them flip upside down right after takeoff.

NO. THIS THREAD IS NOT GOING TO FUCKING DIE AFTER I POSTED TWO HUGE CONTRIBUTIONS TO THE THREAD.

>>13785385

>>13785379

The younger brother of the main guy who did the filming was hosting pirate copies of minecraft, so Notch the "piracy is ok, it's just copies guys" guy challenged them to a Q3 match where his win condition, and he won, was for them to stop piracy and griefing. It's not that hard to search on youtube for "team avolition" to find them.

>>13779003

no, thats in poor taste. shame on you

>pretend to be grill

>someone hits on me

>play along because why not

>4 weeks later tell him I'm actually a guy

>he was outraged and disgusted, quit playing <mmo>

idk

>>13786869

Took their hats and immediately server hopped, that should fucking say.

>>13786917

>continue to pretend to be grill

>time Comes where the guild asks you to join Raidcall/Teamspeak

>tell them I'm mute

>they don't believe me

>get on voice and make noises like a retarded seal

>they finally believe

>start gathering whiteknights because they pity me

>they keep defending me no matter what

>continue to rake in Gold and top loot

>>13786950

Fucking christ, I spit my drink at the seal part

>>13787940

worst hunter detected

>>13779003

And we're not sorry

>>13781326

I’ve caught the “NukeHunter######” guy who’s 7th in the world using trainers. My goal is to get a successful retaliation on him without him having counter-access to my FOB. It’s fucking impossible, though. He has so many friends that there’s no time of the day they’re not available to protect his FOB (which means I can’t steal or destroy anything) and he has glitched the item placement in several places and made it impossible to progress without setting off a mine. My current theory is that I’ll have to get within about 100 meters of the exit, trip that last mine, and then sprint to the door before one of them is able to click over to defend the FOB.

I played some good music on voice comms. Some people of course sperg out, but a bunch of Russians actually applauded once.

>club penguin

>talking with a girl I like

>some dipshit shows up

>she knows him

>they start talking

>I get jelly

>start spamming him with post cards

>he calls me out on it

>pretend I'm not doing anything

>he keeps attacking me

>girl turns on him

>he leaves

This was back when I was like 10 or something but I still remember it

>>13788743

Micspam is a really good way to make bad games fun. With the amount of people who thank, play better, or say how that was genuinely the most fun they've had in a while, it really shows how starved people are for something other than the same sterile matchmaking experience.

Then there's the spergs who try to argue with a literal soundboard which is hilarious in its own right.

>>13788802

>reverse "let's you and him fight"

Game recognized.

>>13779003

>Watching gamegrumps when they weren't shit

>Suddendly a minecraft video

>Someone posts in a comment with their ip for a server asking them to join it

>Can't fucking believe my eyes

>Try server, it fucking works

>Nobody online, only a big house

>Rush to get a bucket and burn that motherfucker down

>Try to spam lava on spawn but it's protected

>Start exploiting the flowing lava so it can flood the spawn

>Someone connects

>WHAT THE FUCK WHY

>That's for teaching you not to put that shit in public

>Run from the server

truth be told, i feel bad, it was probably just an autist hoping to interact with their celebs

>>13788951

>who is griff?

launging so hard I can't breafh

>>13779003

I used a speed hack in CS in the 1.6 days.

It got boring after half an hour but it was fun being able to knife the whole enemy team in their spawn 3 seconds in to the game.

>>13785270

>>13785379

>>13785385

They play PubG on their channel now with no hacks.

bump

oh come on we can do better than this

this is a fun thread. anyone have any good yt links or webm's?

>>13788605

Why do they care? Community hubs are usually full of barely-related memes anyways

>>13789819

As for why they care, who knows?

I've riled up people who consider no man's sky a good game. A /pol/ larper who is unironically part of a /r9k/ group. a (((female))) and a whole slew of other types.

>>13789819

>Mamizou

You are and will always be my nigger.

>>13785681

jesus fuck /v/ needs to be nuked. fucking cancer

>>13789819

>hairy

Excellent taste.

I have the most dry delivery voice wise that It always sounds like I'm 100% serious. I've made so many people fucking furious while I'm on the verge of dying of laughter and still can deliver more annoyance through voice.

I just cut the shared link of my stash of pirated shit that I was sharing, now I'm getting a bunch of requests for access and I'm going to just laugh at them.

>>13788660

>friend on other team

>get him in spawn via teleporters or other exploit

>switch to medic

>get assists, begin dominating my own team

good times.

Maybe shit devs should have fixed the mechanics to prevent camping and shit then. Not my problem, fag.

I bullied some kid in Dota 2 because he was from California.

>>13779003

>Do you want 88888k?

>change your password to banker then change to world 8

>>13791768

So wait the OTHER people who were anons were upset at him? Last I heard they had a third fucking discord so they could recruit normalfags to be "normalfag friendly" when all they needed was a scrubbing of their 2nd one they made because they couldn't have emojis on the first server so one of the redditors got upset and made a new one, for emojis.

Stopped caring about them ages ago when I managed to lead one of them into a banepost

I used to play ROBLOX a shit ton back in the day. I used be one of those

<le epic edgy moiemoies

I was roleplaying in a high school game. I saw this black ROBLOX character.

I went up to him and said…

>"Blacks commit 53% more crimes than whites do in a high school."

banned

>>13791879

>Anons

>being mad that they got loot over the normalfags

What bizzaro world is this. There used to be talks of creating a buffer guild of normalfags just so they could raid and give themselves loot priority.

whatever.

>>13791947

Too much hassle honestly for payout. Then again I have the attentionspan of a gnat so 24hour style ops don't interest me. Lately been dragging a friend around CS:GO comp to grief by pretending to be like rookies on their first day in the field. highlight was one match we had this one dude that got super pissed we weren't Playing serious.

>Me and friend are last two alive, have to defuse bomb

>Pretend to panic and ask him if he has the bomb defusal manual

>Friend keeps mic open and starts audibly flipping through a book looking for the "right page"

>Waste enough time where the bomb cannot be safely defused

>run out of them

>pretend t obe shaken but thankful for being alive

>Dude on our team screaming in chat how we're "trying to throw the game"

>>13791964

PL_Frontier, build the TP over the final cap pit so when they go through they die. if you can sneak past defending team and bill your TP as "a way behind enemy lines" you'll wrack up team kills. Think my personal favorite thing with teleporters if get one guy on the other team, have him or you set up a TP, then the other guy throws down a TP node to block line of sight. Then the guy who didn't build the tele builds a sentry gun facing the teleporters. Because sentry engie's tp node is in front of the enemy TP, sentry can't see it. But it can see the guys teleporting in, easiest way to keep the sentry alive is the TP engineer has the exit facing away from the teleporter so enemies don't have enough time to react

>I do thing

>therefore everyone does thing

Nice try fagbag.

>>13791947

Basically this.

If it becomes fun to hate them then it will become self-sustaining and will continue viciously until complete destruction.

>>13779003

> coordinating with a friend over Telephone to Backstab players in 7 v 1 comp stomps in Star Craft back before newfangled things like Vent were big.

feels good mang

>>13791879

Thats okay. Nobody believed you when you said it was a mistake anyway you huge fucking faggot.

:^)

>>13792085

I remember one guy was Jesus Christ. Used to let the praise wash over him and sign all his forum posts after he blessed someone with a response. Guy was central to in game trading and untouchable. Damn that felt good.

>>13779003

In Crossout there's a coop mission where you have to escort a big truck. If you drive in front of it it stops and waits for you to move. I built the heaviest car I could and just drove in front of it. Nobody could push me out of the way and they usually quit after a few minutes. One guy got really butthurt and told me he was going to post on the forums and get me permabanned. I found the thread but nothing ever happened to my account. Also I had a macro that would repeatedly honk the horn.

>>13790499

Couldn't they just steal it from your inventory, being GMs and all?

I generally don't grief because the few multiplayer games i still play its because i like playing the game itself. I did fuck around a lot in halo and one time in siege shortly after they started adding more cosmetics a player told us to come check out gun skin during set up phase, everyone gathered around him so i c4'd our whole team in a fit of madness resulting in an auto-kick from match

>>13789020

Did the others at least not go full troll's remorse halfway to trannyville?

>>13779003

>Be me

>Be in a 2-stack playing Dota 10v10

>SEA server

>There's a pinoy on the enemy team

>We trash him

>He starts hating on me specifically

>Next game

>He's on the enemy team again

>He picks huskar

>Lifebreaks into a visage with full cloak

>Free gold

>Calls me stupid

>Feeds me over and over again because he would keep trying to lifebreak me

>Next game

>He picks pudge

>He can't hook for shit even with an atos

>He misses every single hook

>He's spewing vitriol all over all chat

>It's glorious

>I dare him to pick techies next game

>4th and last game with him

>He picks techies

>He gets one kill with help from enemy pudge on me.

>"FUCK U FUCK U FUCK U FUCK U"

>Proceeds to feed and not mine any towers then get flamed by his team

>We won all 4 games

>He was just silent when we broke raxes this last time

>He's not in our next game

>Presumably having cried himself to sleep

>I meet him months later again

>"anon, you party whore"

>"go get friends faggot"

>"Putang ina mo"

I blew up some swedecuck's autism works in Minecraft while he was asleep. Server saved the devastation. He raged so hard he sent a five paragraph essay on why he wasn't being my friend anymore and blocked me. Good times.

>Minecraft many years ago

>This retard wont stop bragging about all of his epic enchanted diamond gear

>The server has several towns/villages connected by a rail cart system

>I start trash talking him saying I could kill him with iron gear because he sucks

>One of the rail cart tracks goes through a mountain so I covertly dug a big hole and redirected the rail into the hole

>He finally gets mad at my trash talking and gets on his rail cart to come kick my ass

>I'm waiting at the bottom of the hole I dug

>He fucking splatters and I collect all of his loot, some shitty bane of arthropods sword, a couple healing potions and armor with like fire protection 1.

Dude got so fucking mad, he tried to get the admins to ban me for fucking with the rail cart system but they all thought it was hilarious.

>Dofus, old servers

>One guy going to others and pulling the old "I have a special skill to dupe kamas (gold), wanna see it ?"

>I simply answer him "You know that's illegal and I could report you for that ?"

>He begins to throw a shitfit because "I don't wanna get banned sir"

>Ask a single question - "How much for my silence ?"

>Trade pops up

>10M kamas pop up

>It was hard to get even 100K at this level and zone

>Take them and establish a guild

>The only objective we had were to have fun and to outwit idiots like this

>We quickly got something like 50M by harassing the same shitfitter one after another

>Rolling in monies, buying useful things for the group, raiding together

>Six months later, we disband to other pastures in a rare case of a guild closing itself on its own accord

>We still see ourselves occasionally in other games

If you hear about the Pinata Envoys, pay them a beer. They're nice guys.

When the retail version of Day of Defeat came out I think I was in my first year of college. I had been playing a lot of Thief at the time as well so I decided to change the gameplay up a little bit. I had played DoD enough to memorize most of the maps (including custom) and know all the MG/Sniper posts. I always played on a server called Frenchy's Pit, who used to be a TFC server originally, and there were a lot of people that loved to camp as snipers and MGs. So I decided to use my stealth skills I learned from Thief and put them to good use. From the start of most maps I would sprint as fast and I can, which you can do by sprinting, crouching (since crouching and going prone increase your stamina regeneration) and then sprinting again, find a corner or dark area and most people don't check and stab the shit out of people with the knife/shovel. A particularly good level for this was dod_kalt, as you could hide in the shadows of the wheel house but still be able to see out the open door. There was a bridge to be taken and it was common for snipers and MGs to camp the bridge to hold the capture point, so I'd just wait for them to run by and start to set up, run up behind them and stab the shit out of them. Anyway I think the most I had was over 600 something knife kills in a month. I've been accused of hacking so many times it's not funny, but the thing was is that I generally wasn't that great at the regular game, only having a 2:1 K/D ratio most of the time - that is unless I was using the knife. Never got banned though, so I guess that maybe it wasn't that much of a grief after all.

I like how /v/ is full of hypocrites.

>likes to grief

>gets salty when 0wn3d

lol

if anyone here remembers, I'm the guy who blocked mission goals in zombie master and made you look at my baby fuck manga spray and act it out.

I miss the source mod days

My little brother plays LoL.

I disconnect him from the internet in the middle of matches.

One time (a few weeks ago) I did it for 4 hours in a row, I heard his shrieks from afar. At the very end he threw a suppressed autist bitchfit and started "silently" crying, his desire to let out loud autist screeches was too strong and I could still hear his suppressed autist fit.

Next day I saw him and he was missing a bit of hair on his head, he pulled it out.

I somehow didn't hear that part but he also smashed his keyboard and not all keys work now.

>>13796540

Dude, make your brother grow up before he is stuck like this forever. He might be an eternal manchild if you don't do something about it.

>>13796666

You ruined the get, nigger.

>>13796888

checked for daddy mark

>>13796922

Holy shit.

>>13796888

You probably haven't seen it, but mark shaved off his chest hair.

>>13797065

He's a full on jewtwink now then.

Oh fuck yes griefing thread. I’ll start out with everquest.

This game was so easy to grief people. In north qeynos (noobie town) there was a quest for the monk guild where you had to find a guy and just type in “Follow me to the guild house” he then became your “Pet” but you couldn’t command him to do anything but he would protect you if you got attacked he was only like level 3. So what I would do is have a friend just do a ranged attack to the monk guild leader to drag him out into the middle of town. Now in EQ factions were very important not to just you but NPC so in Qeynos there was corrupt guard faction, regular guard faction, merchant, guilds ect….. anyways I would punch a corrupt he would 1 shot me then my little monk pet would go to attack him and die. Now the monk guild is pissed they go flying in to attack the corrupt guards the regular guard see corrupt guards attacking other people they go in. at that point that fight could last for HOURS now you just go grab the rest of the town ESPECIALLY the cleric guild so people are getting healed. In about 10 minutes the entire zone would not function as merchants don’t work if they get to far away from there spot. There was a mob who always ran into the zone and tried to go somewhere but guards would always kill him, I heard rumor if he made it he would give some speech so fuck it lets see what happens. THEN SOME FUCKING NOOB kills him I get all pissed of and tell him look what he did (Show him the zone fighting itself) he says “Oh no what can we do” I look at his gear has some decent shit tell him to give me some of it and I can give it to a npc to stop it. he does I sell it immediately give it to friend. GM finally show up and they can’t stop it so they had to just nuke the whole zone lol.

>>13802744

Another thing I would do if you are familiar with it was when luclin came out there was the nexus scion that would teleport you to luclin. Now you could attack it but It wouldn’t chase you or cast on you but now you have agro and it could easily one shot high level people. So I would run into town and ask for a buff Boom now they have agro I start casting buffs on people asking others to buff him ect until agro has spread around like crazy (no distinct limit on agro in EQ) I would then tell the entire zone I am very high level but want to quit the game and will give away all my gear and money just to meet me at the scion. (I go invisible) they all come running in and start getting MOWED down. Now if you are not familiar in eq you lost XP when you died like 10% of your level that could take you hours upon hours to get back if you couldn’t get some to rez you quickly.

I was always a nice guy, however one time i think i was running around as a Death Knight in WoW and i had this mission of killing a guy and i saw another dude going up to him and i didn't want to wait for the mob to respawn so i just that attack to pull the mob towards me and i just killed him.

The dude i just "stole" the mob from was so irritated he followed me around for 2 hours spamming me messages, it was fun.

>>13786917

The opposite happened to me. I played with a "guy" for a year before I discovered it was a grill.

>>13779643

>>13779227

Sometimes I dream about being a billionaire, purchasing APB, and personally ensuring it lives to its potential

>>13791879

>They were 10/10 MC and starting BWL soon and Anon fucks it up kek.

Why would anyone give a shit? All vanilla pve content is a joke and there isn't a meaningful gear check until Nax.

>>13779227

<APB

Griefing Theft Auto. I just wish reloaded wasn't so shit. I used to do a bunch of grefing, I made it my goal to be the biggest nigger possible. Never got punished for it in the 5ish months I played reloaded. I played the original APB, and griefed in reloaded.

>drive heavy car as police

>find some criminal

>push him into a store

>witness it

>kill him a bunch

>take the goods he "stole" as "evidence" and deliver them at the police station for more money

I probably did this the most, i think it was more rage inducing because the people who I did it to were generally chilling and didn't want to play.

>log in at 4am on empty server

>drive around for a while

>it's 4am so almost always there's a guy who has been robbing stores for the entire evening because nobody is online

>they normally farm all evening and only launder the money when they're done

>wake up early every day to steal their grind

>fire in their direction and then witness them

>do it by surprise so they're already dead when they react

>or throw a cooked grenade and witness them when it's midair

>get to the delivery point asap

One time I did this with a guy carrying enough money from selling stolen goods to pay for the most expensive pay to win car, he cried over voice chat, insulted me until I called a GM and then I never saw him again

>because everything is expensive people generally just steal a van to carry stolen goods

>you can't steal personal cars but you can steal random cars

>lurk criminal equivalent of a police station

>in a few minutes someone will stop by with a full van to sell the stolen goods

>you can do 2 things in this situation:

>dash in and run with the van before they can take anything from the van

>OR do the cheeky bastard thing

>wait until they're carrying something

>wait until the van is out of their sight

>sneak in, steal it and drive away

>if you do it right they won't even know your name

>remember to giggle uncontrollably during the whole thing

<bonus: If they do have their own van, pin it into a wall and explode it instead

<not as funny, but funny

When I invented this one I did it so much people learned their lesson.

For a week, at least.

>get heavy vehicle such as a trash truck

>push around light vehicle

>run over people

>you can't run over other players who aren't in a match with you

>but traffic and unoccupied cars can

I used to help my friend in his missions with this. Tears were enough pay.

>get 5 stars

>run around killing people with overpowered shit

It's not realy griefing because it's part of the game, but with overpowered equipment anyone can go on 30 minute long rampages that completely lock down the server. Lots of rage to harvest.

>find some guy in a mission

>wait until he gets out of his car

>don't let him get in his car or any other until he loses by pushing or exploding everything

One time I failed and the guy got in a car, as he drove off smugly laughing at me he got hit by a RPG.

>can't run over other players like I mentioned earlier

>push them to the depths of hell instead

>bonus points if it's somewhere without traffic or car spawners

I used to do a bit of griefing when I was a teenager. Back in the Half Life 1 heyday of crazy mods, I used to play Rocket Crowbar and host a server, a clowny but quite engaging deathmatch mod. It came with an admin plugin which allowed you to run console commands on clients connected to your server remotely. Honestly, I'm a little fucking amazed that the engine was not coded to prevent this, because I could have easily fucked someone's config settings so badly that it would be much easier for them to reinstall the game. However, that would be boring, and the only reaction would be for the victim to leave my server after a brief pause, so naturally I would try to force people to say things like "I am a humongous faggot that enjoys bullsquid dick" without them noticing. There were a couple of cheaters that joined my server once, but they were not fucking prepared in the least for the host to have full access to their client and all of its settings. That was when I pulled out the unbindall and shit, and sent them on their merry way.

>>13803745

Jesus, APB griefing was top tier shit. It still worked in reloaded too, because they never fixed the engine so that cars from outside of your mission couldn't ram you or even kill you by smashing you against a wall with enough force. The huge garbage truck was the best vehicle in the game for this and experienced players knew to avoid all garbage trucks. I killed so many fuckers in the middle of a mission by smashing them against concrete barriers. It was extremely satisfying too, like popping a zit.

>>13804057

Pressing people onto walls in APB feels like doing opium while you orgasm from married sex for reproductive purposes.

>>13788643

Anon, if you're gonna RP, do it all the way. At least give a suitable nefarious name to the secret corp.

>>13779003

Before Minecraft was overrun by autistic children and protection plugins it was fun to hide TNT within buttons/pressure plates used to open doors. Before pistons and finite fire I'd sometimes use an old glitch to activate lava with redstone that would spread to a wood pillar that would light up a house from underneath. Some servers later added regional protection plugins that players might forget to use, so I'd claim their house as mine so they couldn't build on it. (Or the admins would fuck up the config settings and the protections did shit. That was more common than I thought.)

When Minecraft first added EXP and it didn't do anything, the orbs would each render individually causing more lag the more EXP was dropped. I accidentally crashed a few servers just by dying because of how many EXP orbs had to render.

In some MMOs with botters I'd try to lure higher level monsters over they couldn't kill so they would eventually die. That was always satisfying to pull off. Sometimes if the bot script was bad their script would continue fighting monsters in the town they revived as if they didn't die.

>>13779003

Every once in awhile I steal from newbie corps in EvE.

>>13779003

Back in the good old days of GTA IV my friends and I would sit there and basically spend every match either snackbarring random fags or each other. We'd get pretty creative with it though, pretty much whatever way you could possibly suicide bomb someone we basically did. This was back when I was a middle school autist still am an autist so I'd always be blaring different Static-X albums while doing it. I remember spending an entire session blaring love dump on a really shitty stereo I had while repeatedly dropping grenades on people and trying to dodge their rockets. They had a 50/50 shot, usually I dodged but they'd often land hits on me too especially in typical GTA dumbfuck ways a few times I had an rpg bounce off the corner of a building I was flying around and wound richeting either into or right on the fucking edge of my blades. When we werent doing that we'd usually end up spending hours trying to molotov each other around the map. Good times those were, too bad GTA V is such a Jewish hunk of shit

Old oldfag storytime. When Quake came out it was the first major modern internet FPS and it wasn't designed expecting people would want to grief (back then gamedevs thought we'd all get along) so it was easy to do fun stuff with.

For example, 'pause' worked in multiplayer. It would literally pause every client with the pause dialog and required no special permissions. Anyone could unpause. So, I'd keep pausing until multiple players started trying to unpause, and then I'd stop. Lag would result in them perpetuating this cycle of pause/unpause unknowingly and I'd see how long it'd continue for.

The other fun thing was spamming kill in the console. You'd respawn immediately at a random spawn point and telefrag anyone standing there. So as players died, they'd wind up trapped being telefragged over and over. It was amazing to look at, spawn points all just vomitting gibs everywhere and endless anger in chat.

>>13809353

>I accidentally crashed a few servers just by dying because of how many EXP orbs had to render

Reminds me of when the owner of the last server that I played on deleted everyone's shit (it was a big server) out of nowhere. It pissed me off, so I made a lag machine that opened and closed fence gates repeatedly, and just kept making more and more floors on the damn thing. I wanted it to become a giant tower, but the first people to see it immediately reported me, and a moderator showed up and banned me right away, permanently. Building walls around it and hiding it would have been good, but it was a "fuck you, ban me" kind of thing, so I didn't do it. Haven't played the game since then. Played it way too much for two months straight and then I just couldn't stand it anymore. I guess everyone that got addicted to that game early on had the same fate. It's too addictive, but once the addiction is gone, it's pretty boring. Haven't even touched the game in 5 or 6 years.

Anyway, it was already one of those really restricted servers, but I managed to enjoy it anyway, unlike other similar servers. Another moderator actually threatened to ban me before that because of a lava trap that I made for people that tried to get inside of my tower (it was in a fake entrance). I removed it, but that was dumb too.

>>13810453

Should've built it hidden + a structure that forces chunks to be loaded.

At least last time I played the game there wasn't any way to detect that kind of stuff and you could make the server owner conduct a search and ultimately a server wipe.

>>13813995

>Cuckchan.

>Implying Team Gamerfood is not cemented into our (((culture))).

Story time. It's Minecraft griefing so feel free to skip it if you want.

I remember some faggots making a thread here a few years ago trying to shill their Minecraft server. Despite them saying it was PvE only in the thread it turned out to be PvP when my crib was trashed and looted. Keep in mind there were no MOTD rules or anything. And as it turned out, the owner had some buttbuddies who fucked around on private servers while shitting on invited members. The owner would edit in game breaking enchanted gear that were pretty much god items and hand them out to his close friends.

Now, normally, I'de leave and regret my time spent on the server. I don't even play Minecraft that much and I pirated it to begin with. You see I presented to him a challenge because I was innately pretty defensive from the get go. I made a base underground covered in Obsidian which meant they couldn't penetrate my defenses. They couldn't break through it because the server used the shitty Factions mod which allowed you to own blocks at the time. The only way you could destroy them was with TNT cannons, which were difficult to produce and tough to maintain because you had to build them outside the land of of the faction you owned. Because of this I posed a "challenge" to just about every one of the owners friends among the owner himself so they all had put a base jut outside of mine.

Now it gets interesting here because it shows just how retarded the owner was. It turned out that their base's ceiling was impossible to penetrate. They owned the blocks right? And it was entirely composed of Obsidian. Except for 1 spot obviously. The entire roof was made of wooden logs. Not only this the server also ran the Timber mod. Which meant that when you chopped down a tree, every block above the one you cut would also turn into static items you could pick up. The idea behind it was that you wouldn't have to tediously harvest every block once you've cut the base. However this came in handy obviously for getting inside of the moderators base when they weren't logged in. I had basically dug a small hole in the ground as close as we could to their base. And I would then add bonemeal and force the tree to grow. After several attempts I finally got what I wanted. The tree had grown so a single "branch" had reached their roof. Which meant that when I cut the tree down their entire base was exposed.

Of course there was nothing in it but chests because the owner had edited everything in. And when I opened them they were full of gear that was so ridiculously OP that it was insane. Not only that there were chests that were nothing but stacks of Obsidian and diamonds blocks. And maybe 2 or 3 full chests that were nothing but exp potions. The next time the owner came on his entire base was looted, flooded in lava, and a sign was placed, unofficially "signed" by one of his close friends stating that he had done this deed. I didn't think the last thing would work obviously because of bb records but apparently it did because he turned out to be banned when I brought it up, apparently there was a lot of infighting to begin with and what I did broke the camels back. After that I pretty much griefed the fuck out of the capital with all the god tier potions and items I had and never went back. I'll never know his reaction because I uninstalled the game a week later but I imagine it wasn't anything good. I also know for a fact that he didn't back up his data because he was barely competent enough to read server logs for when I framed his but buddies.

TL;DR: I fucked around on a Mincecraft server that wasn't that popular to begin with and broke it.

>>13815831

Gamerfood griefed our Subnautica servers so they don't really have any factionative tendencies.

>>13815905

Yes. They raided a bunch of spergs.

>>13815878

God tier lad.

>>13815957

You just outed thyself as a newfag.

>>13815979

oh please mr oldfag show me the board where the >>345792559 screencap came from then

>>13816048

>Can't even cite right.

read the thread, and you will see that the serbs belonged to 8/v/.

>>13816137

>Feet on the ground

How did they hang them if their feet were touching the ground?

>>13814103

This is the griefing thread not the psycho thread.

Runescape scamming and minecraft grieving were fun. Roblox was fun to mess with people too. Good times.

>>13815831

Nah they are cuckchanners mate. Technically redditors, but the foot traffic is so interwoven it makes no difference.

>>13817459

I don't think their anything tbh. If they browse a certain site they probably do it to gain info on their next video.

>>13814103

That's the gayest griefing story I've ever read. You suck.