>Early TF2 days
>Almost nobody plays medic
>So I do
>play regularly with a group of 5-6 dudes
>medic every time
>carry group to victory
>one day
>circlecrushing girl somehow joins our group
>typical attention-whoring cunt from reddit
>starts playing medic
>lazy as fuck
>zero spatial awareness
>plays medic solely for attention and accolades
>they give her the attention she craves
>fuck this
>switch teams
>normally i play very defensively
>something possesses me like a force of god
>go full battle medic
>completely destroy heavies and scouts with blutsauger, with the occasional saw melee
>see my friends
>1v5
>all rush in and don't coordinate, come after me one by one
>annihilate each of my friends
>beeline for stupid cunt fake medic
>run up and hack the shit out of her with ubersaw
>this repeats for about 20 minutes
>"anon come back, what are you doing bro"
>"dude come play with us, why'd you switch"
>"WHAT THE FUCK MAN"
>all of them are bootyblasted that i am destroying them all as a medic
>dumb cunt just sits in spawn and doesn't do anything
>meanwhile my faggot white-knighting friends are getting their asses destroyed by me and this team of terribads i'm enabling
>i stop playing with them, realizing the kind of faggots they turn into when a girl joins our group
>they pestered me for three months, trying to get me to play with them again
>i've since moved onto other games and replaced them with a new circle of bros
Never let a woman attempt to do a man's job.