75b524 No.13769885
>Bought an Xbone for £40 off a guy replacing it two months ago purely because its the only videogame console i don't own ever.
>Played Gears 4 and Halo 5 and MCC just for shits and gigs
>Rightfully not touched it since
>On a whim turn it on again appropos of nothing
>"YOU NEED TO MAKE ROOM ON YOUR HDD TO DOWNLOAD A 120GB PATCH FOR GEARS OF WAR 4"
What in the name of holy fuck is this shit. This is a fucking console, and not a good one to boot.
9ba989 No.13769891
6c98a9 No.13769895
>not getting paid to own an xbone
Shaking my head to be honest with you family.
16e170 No.13769899
>spending $40 on a kikebox
What the fuck's wrong with you?
c15300 No.13769902
Welcome to the Bone Zone faggot fuck off to Ponlyland if you can't handle a real mans console.
75b524 No.13769905
>>13769899
I own every shitty console, otherwise i dont own every console. These are horrible memories that make the gems sparkle that much brighter.
a6a3a7 No.13769906
6c98a9 No.13769914
>>13769905
>I own every shitty console
So do you have a Philips CDi and a Ouya then? Post pics with timestamps :^)
21fb3c No.13769920
>>13769905
>I own every shitty console
Why'd you buy a Switch?
72d5ae No.13769922
>>13769885
Good on the 40 pounds of flesh you gave him, but
>Gears of War 4
>Halo 5
>MCC
OP, check the other two games and the patch sizes on both of them, you got jewed.
6df4c5 No.13769926
>Paygay 2 update comes out
>have 70 gigs of free space on HDD
>the update is 400 megs
>"ERROR UPDATE FAILED, NOT ENOUGH FREE SPACE ON DRIVE"
>wot
>there's still 70 gigs free
>make some more room
>up to 80 gigs
>NOT ENOUGH ROOM, NIGGER
>get to 100 gigs
>it manages to install
Turns out Paygay 2 needs to unpack all of it's files four times over to install tiny updates.
30a57c No.13769927
>>13769905
Why the fuck do you spend your money on trash? I own no consoles. I don't even play fucking video games anymore with the industry going to shit.
6c98a9 No.13769932
>>13769926
It's the same shit on PC you need to have enough room to unpack the whole game on your hard drive else it won't work.
>100 gigs
this is batshit insane
75b524 No.13769938
>>13769922
Oh i dont mean the intial patches. These are post "XboneX420Xssj4X" release. Halo 5 had a 9gb patch.
ffa381 No.13769944
>>13769905
I have this illness as well, I will generally pick up everything after it has either failed or gone past its cycle.
df3eb1 No.13769949
There's a 50 year old guy in work who enjoys video games. Had an Xbox360 arcade for years. Plays a few hours a night in between family stuff and other stuff he has to do. A month ago his son bought him an xbone for his birthday as an upgrade.
Every day I see him we chat about video games and stuff. It's cool getting a perspective from an old dude who only got into the hobby in his late 40s.
He's completely fucking baffled and annoyed by the fact that he'll get in from work, sit down to spend an hour playing video games, and instead has to watch a download bar for 45 minutes with no noticeable difference in his game.
75b524 No.13769950
>>13769944
Vita means life anon.
df3eb1 No.13769955
dedbb3 No.13770015
>>13769885
>>13769926
Something similar happened to me on PS3
>buy PS3
>NEVER EVER PLUG IT TO THE INTERNET BECOS FUCK ONLINE CONTENT
>Naturally, this means no software updates for the console's OS
>But i don't care cus most game bring their required OS updates on the disk
>Buy Tekken 6
>Try to instal it in the console remeber back when you just put the game in and play?… good times
>ERROR NOT ENOUGH HARD DRIVE SPACE TO CREATE A SAVE FILE
>On a brand new consosole
>With the more expencive hard drive available
>Without a single save file in
>Tryed a couple of time but got the same reply
>Took the game out and had it refunded
To this day i don't know what the fuck happened, it never happenede again with any other game, just Tekken 6
223941 No.13770037
>>13769940
>Pants Pooping: The Game
b846c5 No.13770457
>>13770015
Fam(alam), lemme tell you about Resistance 3.
>Insert disc
>forced OS update
>PS3 reboots
>this time, forced game update
>it's gigabytes in size and downloads super slow
>there are several of these updates, each one downloading and installing after another
>2 hours since I inserted the disc, the game actually finally starts
>now the fucking game itself starts installing to the hard drive
>40 goddamn minutes later, it completes
>nearly 3 hours since I inserted the disc, I'm about to pl-
>"Please wait, installing trophies"
>let out primal scream of genuine rage
webbum related, almost mirrors my experience exactly
game itself is alright, above average, really short.
f384ae No.13770507
>>13769914
Where can I buy an OUYA thats new?
c011ce No.13770562
>>13769949
Thats when you go and buy him a ps2 with a HDD attachment. Dont let him suffer
271ab3 No.13770639
Man, egoraptor has seen better days.
157d5c No.13770667
75b524 No.13770700
>>13770667
I assure you i am as honkey as they come, but as i age breasts hold their luster but thick butt and thighs along with a more ara type character appeals all the more.
Loli a shit.
SHIT
bba00e No.13770713
>>13769885
>120GB PATCH
That's four Fallout 4s worth of patch so you know it must be good.
>>13769899
>$40
>£40
>$53
df3eb1 No.13770945
>>13770562
I recommend him games, that is all I can do. You can give a man a fish or teach him to catch his own. I cannot walk the path for him.
d946cb No.13770970
ffa381 No.13770988
How could OP be a faggot for coming into possession of a piece of hardware? Had hoped the hurricane season washed you island niggers away. Just because you don't want to remember your failures doesn't mean I don't.
b5d544 No.13771053
>>13770945
You'd be surprised at how dedicated a man in his situation can be, if video games are his only escape in between doing work and family shit all the time. Have you tried recommending any alternative solutions for playing video games to him? I work in software, so it's more common to see people willing to do interesting things. One of the coworkers at my old job made a dedicated emulator machine out of a raspberry pi and USB controllers and she was like a 40 year old woman
782695 No.13771056
>>13769926
When installing or updating steam games it redownloads the original game a second time along with the patch, the other install sits there while the patch is applied then deletes the redownloaded game.
6e66d6 No.13771321
>WAA WAA I'M PC CUCK THAT HATES XBOX
All i'm hearing right tbh
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2a4d7c No.13771379
>>13770015
I had this problem with my PS3 where disc space just magically started to disappear.
6e66d6 No.13771399
>>13771358
Xbox are the chosen people
df3eb1 No.13771501
>>13771399
Chosen by Bill Gates to bend over and take a thick one right up the shitter.
df3eb1 No.13771700
>>13771527
This motherfucker thinks I pay for windows!
0af9f1 No.13771728
>>13771321
>(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
f56583 No.13771738
>>13771321
finally some justice on this board, cuckchanners, redditors and neotards out
5ffd02 No.13771823
>>13771738
That's a weird gun, where did he get that?
6df4c5 No.13771873
000000 No.13771882
I will never get the Xbox hate. Last generation the Xbox 360 dominated with insane margins, even despite having red ring problems with the hardware. Now, people who want to continue their gamerscore rep are shunned due to false sense of superiority on PC (never mind everyone online are hackers/cheating, steam achievements don't raise your steam level, half the games PC players own are crappy early release or free to play bullshit). Seriously, what advantage do PC players have besides slight graphical upgrades and playing with a mouse? I know this is the wrong to bring this up on, since most 8/v/ are PC players, but besides that I really identify with all the gamergate crowd. Fuck's sake. Give Xbox jews a chance..
9791f5 No.13771890
75b524 No.13771902
>>13771890
Reminder: There are people that hire people to farm 'cheevos' on their xbl account to get the numbers EVEN. HIGHER.
f56583 No.13771915
>>13771882
tell me a reason why should i own a xbone and don't tell me it's because of gaylo, the thing has no fucking games on it lad and it will never compare to the 360
000000 No.13771925
>13771890
No, just a non-PC gamer who hates SJW practices in games and is more at home on 8/v/ compared to 4/v/, Gamefaqs, et al, despite the majority of /v/ hating Xbox. I'm a small minority. Normally I don't even bring it up because I know I just ridiculed
ffa381 No.13772015
>>13771823
Another of those vile gun show loopholes. Not even the JPFO will get behind it.
bba00e No.13772276
>>13771882
Must be pasta
>steam level
>people who want to continue their gamerscore rep are shunned
Oh noes my 186,000 meaningless points are meaningless.
a0ef71 No.13772431
>>13770507
You're a funny guy.
f7e706 No.13773522
>>13771882
Sad bait is sad. Checked all the baitwords, but made no sense. XbaitX is ded.
>>13769926
This might be a solid argument in how simpler tools and SDK:s in technology makes the more severely retarded able to work in fields normally only possible to the slightly retarded.
>>13769885
>Your overpriced shitbox does not work.
>Better make a thread about it.
Consoles are really only good when they work like a console: "Put a game in and start playing."
When the PC-tier updating, installing, loadingu loadingu starts, console is just a worthless box of fucking horribly lost potential.
At least this is a pretty fun thread.
94ab24 No.13773756
>>13771882
love to know where the original pasta for this came from, it's fuckin hilarious
94ab24 No.13773764
XBone is a terrible games console because it wasn't intended to be a games console.
it's the living dead remnant of microsoft's attempt to be the 'livingroom PC' that they pushed and pushed for almost two decades now.
Remember, almost the entire focus of the launch was how amazing it was going to be as an always-online cable box replacement (at a time when nobody under retirement age owned a cable box).
On the bright side, it almost accidentally got us the 360, which was ok because it was in that phase of the plan where the goal was to get people to buy into the platform before turning into something consumers didn't want.
218dee No.13773780
>>13769905
>the gems sparkle that much brighter.
>the gems sparkle
>gems
>>>/reddit/