c39660 No.13769023
Tfw you are pretty excited for Metal Gear Survive
Fox Engine co-op stealth looks like a good time. So i am become the Shabbos Goy
40b25f No.13769028
I want to smash your head open and see what's inside. I imagine it's just a massive, coiled dick, like a parasite, that's eaten away your brain and turned you into a walking faggot.
b07898 No.13769031
Oh shit son, a dubs thread!
b4f6d4 No.13769038
86e322 No.13769049
>kukjima
>(((kikenami)))
>shitengine
8acc8e No.13769061
>>13769023
>Shilling for Pachiko Gear
Wew
ad3e02 No.13769067
I thought maybe I missed something, but this game still looks like the worst thing ever. fuck you, OP, for making me even consider watching another trailer for this garbage.
874609 No.13769072
Butthurt Kojimadrones in full force right now.
fff0ed No.13769083
>>13769023
Metal gear survive will probably be better than phantom pain. Survive will most likely have actual varied missions, an actual ending and varied levels that aren't just a big huge flat and empty with some guard posts ever couple of miles. It probably won't have much of a story or the charm of the metal gear solids, but I beleiev it will have better gameplay and varied and fun missions compared to Phantom Pain. That's what people have to remember, phantom pain sucked and only got 10/10s because it was made by Kojima
cc3e21 No.13769100
I love the gameplay in TPP, but honestly I dislike the idea of Co-op or anything online.
It's probably going to be good, I mean you can't really fuck up by adding more content to a game that had literally perfect gameplay, but meh.
At least it's not full priced.
86e322 No.13769105
>>13769072
>>13769083
>id hopping
>trying this hard to bait
0/10 apply more next time
1386db No.13769117
Isn't this about crystal zombies?
fff0ed No.13769119
>>13769105
>bait
>id hopping
no.
Phantom pain had a bad story, it's graphics and gameplay was decent but everything else was not. You get the choice of 2 levels, Afghan. and Africa. both of those levels are pointlessly big and unvaried and too big and too empty and don't look like there was any loving design behind them and don't have anything to do except take out a guard post or tower every few miles, the story is bad but also unfinished, the side missions are repeats and not varied in the slightest.
e9ee99 No.13769135
That's nice and all OP, but here's a little reminder:
ALWAYS ONLINE DRM
Yes, even for the singleplayer.
717fff No.13769189
Mark got 61 points last time we played.
You're better than Mark right Anon?
fff0ed No.13769228
>>13769189
I got 41 points
fc769f No.13769241
>Excited for Metal Gear Survive, even ironically
GET OUT KONAMI SHILLS
000000 No.13769279
>>13769189
that deserves its own thread tbh. plus sticky
7ba92f No.13769386
>>13769189
This is a pretty shit test. I got 115 despite degeneracy out the ass, playing tabletop games and being pretty much PC exclusive on gaming.
8acc8e No.13769388
>People still bumping this thread
Wew. /v/ deserves all the shit threads it has.
7ba92f No.13769403
>>13769388
Know what, just to spite you.
b5b06b No.13769418
>>13769189
>this taste again
Everytime i see this posted, i cringe that there are anons who took this seriously
i know i did
>>13769388 (heil'd)
lemme check that for you
066bf7 No.13769437
>>13769023
>DRM
>ALWAYS ONLINE DRM
>Microtransactions
>Reused assets out the fucking ass
>Another fucking zombie 'survival' game
You are the scourge plaguing the industry. You fucking lemming, I am genuinely upset, even if you're a fucking shill. You are a cancer, a disease, you need to be cut out.
Konami could have taken everything they put into Survive and just rolled it into base MGS:V and made a more complete experience, but no, they made a fucking ZOMBIE SPINOFF SHOOTER.
Fuck this game, fuck kikes, fuck Cucknami, fuck Kojima,
But fuck you especially hard OP. Fuck you up the ass with the rage of a million suns.
ca3c2e No.13769443
>>13769437
GOOD! LET THE HATE FLOW THROUGH YOU!
ad9e24 No.13769467
>>13769437
>posts le ebin meemboy
>calls others lemmings
You may be right about Hideous Kojimbo and pachinKonami™, but holy fuck what a way to be an absolute unrelenting cocksucker about it :^)
4b154d No.13769472
>>13769189
Got 105 somehow. Maybe I'd get more depending on what the fetish part means because the test maker was retarded and unclear so I didn't count that as a point. I'm a pretty faggot and it's a bullshit test anyway.
>>13769437
>fuck up the ass with the rage of a million suns
Post the vid if you fuck each other assuming you're both part of the handsome anons. If you're fat fucks or straight out ugly, fuck off with that shit you double niggers.
05303c No.13769500
You forgot to sage, Mr. 105, you're too normal to post here
cc3e21 No.13769516
>>13769189
>mfw 119
>Used to be 80 last year
Taking MDMA once fixed my life, every anon should get on that shit at least once
077f6d No.13769526
This raises the question of why co-op wasn't in TPP in the first place.
inb4 IT'S A METAPHOR FOR YOUR PHANTOM PAIN
62d79b No.13769533
>>13769189
>89
That description fits me quite perfectly but I find the Mr. Robot picture offensive
c18abb No.13769537
>>13769028
>CommonSpic
I miss that goy.
ee662a No.13769547
>>13769189
45 points, I guess I'm in the right place
4b154d No.13769554
On the topic, I fucking hate zombies. I doubt it'll really be good.
>>13769500
Half the people don't sage here faggot, so it'd have no effect anyway. Futility of actions is the sign of a weak spirit. I'm not saging shit, suck my dick for an eternity if you meet my standards
54f556 No.13769558
I can't say I am familiar.
7ef9a2 No.13769576
>>13769189
99, guess I lost my tism with time.
b19b13 No.13769590
1ce33e No.13769593
>>13769189
68 points, that's what you get for being a textbook sperg.
66b06b No.13769603
>>13769189
is that the zero punctuation guy in wizard apprentice??
077f6d No.13769691
>>13769189
47
Man I gotta start working out.
4f350a No.13769778
>>13769117
Yeah. I know ridiculous, right anon? There was never something as stupid as ZOMBIES in MGS V…oh yeah, that's right there were zombies. Okay, portals to other dimensions are fucking–wait, that's in Phantom Pain as well. Shit.
dfceb6 No.13769782
Whoever even spends a cent for that piece of shit.
Remember: you are the cancer
066bf7 No.13769806
>>13769778
>$1.00 has been deposited into your account.
2f8fc4 No.13769807
Bump.
This game actually has potential.
dfceb6 No.13769810
>>13769807
Yes, it has potential to finally cut Konami from videogames and throw them in their pachinko trash where they belong
fdd55a No.13769811
I was excited but then they pulled the always online DRM bullshit and then I wasn't.
dfceb6 No.13769813
>>13769811
:( when's the tread getting deleted and everyone bumping it banned?
196bd5 No.13769818
Really obvious shill. Check em.
fdd55a No.13769819
>>13769813
Oh no, how dare we talk about video games here. Let's all go to the nearest wolfenstein or lawbreakers thread, those are always quality, we only talk about the most quality games here on /v/. Or maybe we should stop by the granblue or fate go threads, top notch vidya there.
af22e1 No.13769820
>>13769028
As opposed to a not walking faggot?
af22e1 No.13769821
>>13769083
>actual ending
>in le survivor sandbox memegame
come on now, you aren't even trying
dfceb6 No.13769822
>>13769819
>oh no, how dare talk about piles of steaming shit, let's all go to the nearest pile of squirting shit or pile of rotten shit, those are always tasty, we only talk about the most delicious piles of shit here on /v/.
You have to go back.
621304 No.13769823
>>13769023
I'm with you
All I wanted from MGSV was some co-op action like back in PW. There's no reason it couldn't have been a feature when TPP came out. Just Venom Snake with some Diamond Dogs on missions would've been fun.
5077cf No.13769828
>>13769023
I'm pretty excited for these digits.
54f556 No.13769829
>>13769603
nah zp guys a former goon
fdd55a No.13769831
>>13769822
Point is no one is gonna get banned now will the thread be deleted. This isn't the most offensive shit on this board right now, and the stuff that's worse get regular generals.
128dbf No.13769832
>>13769778
It didn't have portals to another dimension, it had portals that went from one place to another. And it's 'zombies' at least made sense and would die if shot in the head. In Survive their heads are exploded with crystal shards sticking out. Metal Gear always was a little wacky but it never had anything like other dimensions or people being able to live without heads.
fdd55a No.13769839
>>13769832
Big fucking difference. This is some next level damage control.
621304 No.13769840
>>13769778
>>13769806
Shit man, he's not wrong.
While the game is a cash grab, the idea is "What if we just expanded the metallic arches mission" mixed with MGS3 survival shit.
128dbf No.13769856
>>13769839
It is a big difference. Metal Gear was always at least grounded in reality. Now it's just full-on bullshit "Who cares, no one even respects us as a company anymore anyways."
00a609 No.13769859
>>13769189
>73
I remember getting more points last time.
not sure if good or bad
fdd55a No.13769874
>>13769856
>Metal Gear was always at least grounded in reality
>vocal parasites
>work holes
>clones
>psychics
>a flaming man who can absorb bullets and spit them back out
>advanced prosthetics in the 70/80s
>parasite zombies
>people who can photosynthesis
>people who can control bees
>grounded in reality
No, it has fucking not.
58232f No.13769886
>>13769189
125. 6 years or so ago I took this test on /r9k/ and got low cyborg. Feels good man.
7acad7 No.13769903
>>13769189
>39
God help me.
fff0ed No.13769947
i honestly think that if Kojima was still making MGS games he would of turned to time travel ideas and pararel universes for the next game, the character timelines and the histories were important to the games and if time travel or pararel dimensions or universes were a thing in the next game/games then it could of given Kojima an excuse to retcon or twist up scenes from the older events of the older MGS games that he ddin't think were the best ideas and be able to technically change them because "TIME TRAVEL MACHINES, SON"
i dunno, just seems something kojima would want to do
a8f949 No.13770050
>>13769947
MGS3 was supposed to be about Solid Snake traveling back to Big Boss' time. But that shit was considered retarded and scrapped to just be Big Boss' Big Jungle Adventure
2937cf No.13770078
>>13769023
Fuck off, Konami. No one here likes Pachinko
910bf5 No.13770086
>>13769031
But I see no dubs anon.
>>13769100
There they are.
>>13769388
You would think people would learn to sage after awhile. anyways it's time for funposting a shill thread.
910bf5 No.13770124
>>13769189
>40
I was going for wizard, but I'll settle for robot. Can I be a robot wizard, or are those mutually exclusive?
55e16f No.13770151
>>13770086
>describes dubs
>describes trips
>the bonus crap is all memes
>links here
That's a whole lot of cancer there. Who the hell even made this, and who did they intend their audience to be?
9621c0 No.13770173
>>13769840
Yeah, great, let's expand upon an idea and turn it into generic zombie survivalshit rather than just developing a 'MGS:V Golden Goy' edition with all of the new stuff in the original game and expanded upon the already good base that was MGS:V. Instead, it's a calculated market-researched bland ass fucking paint by the numbers zombie survival game with a MGS skin.
Why? Because it'll make fucking money off of retards like you and OP. Fucking kill yourself.
>>13769947
It would pretty much be
9621c0 No.13770195
>>13769947
FUCK
It would pretty much be necessary, given how overstuffed the timeline was already, and since MGS:4 put a lid on everything else that'd pretty much be the only way to continue producing MGS games.
37730b No.13770259
this is a shilling thread
5eda01 No.13770263
>>13769189
>60
>half borg, half human
463a98 No.13770280
>>13769189
18
I was Robot or Cyborg last time I played.
a8f949 No.13770305
>>13770173
You seem upset. Did Konami diddle you after you accepted your Phantom Pain?
301d32 No.13770312
Who else is buying this? It looks great!
67bc61 No.13770313
I cant wait until this comes out time to bring back the boys
4b154d No.13770315
>>13770313
The only thing that will come out is you out of the closet. :D
7f44f0 No.13770317
>>13769189
>58
Fuck me. I need to get my life back into order.
a2ea0c No.13770320
>>13769023
Who teh fuck was ever excited for MGS? The game is loathed by MG fans even before release, and normalfags who don't care about teh franchise are already sick of zombie games.
OP, go talk to your boss right now, you know, the guy who hired you to come here and shill, and tell him to carry the message upwards:
>This game is dead already. A stillborn
c5ba4a No.13770325
953e55 No.13770330
>>13769023
> Metal Gear Survive
c61926 No.13771874
>>13769189
I got 92 points. I guess i'm ok with this.
da3e9e No.13771917
that image makes it look like a shitty bootleg on the google play store
1e602c No.13772365
>>13769189
74. Probably will move up the scale over the next year.
31343d No.13772392
>>13769023
>Always online.
>Worse than MGSV.
>Zombies.
>Crafting.
a70bdc No.13772493
>>13769189
>69 (lewd)
>Cyborg
>was cyborg 2 years ago
Fugg
>so many points lost due to no qt gf
>tfw no qt gf
9f2fe3 No.13772501
>>13769023
>excited for Metal Gear
This is what happens when you don't bully retards out of video games.
678330 No.13772918
>>13769189
91. At least I'm not a disgusting normalfag even though I go through the motions of being one.
>tfw married, car, good job now
>tfw miss being a neet and playing vidya all day
8f503e No.13772996
>>13769189
54. About what I got last time. Can do better physically I think
d0dcdd No.13773011
4b0c08 No.13773012
>>13769189
>completely normal person
>70
Being a broke virgin in college really fucks you over on this test, I see.
c6bdc3 No.13773076
>>13769189
92
Much higher than I thought
>>13773012
I'm unemployed and have a higher score than you lol
Having at least one GF in your life automatically gives you 17 points which is absolutely undeserved imho
I've fucked loads of girls and been in loads of relationships but I'm by no means a normalfag
ff4f61 No.13774859
>>13769189
>29
>remember being cyborg last time i played
be8335 No.13775014
>>13769189
>28
Oh boy, it's time for me
2a7a18 No.13775028
>>13769189
>scored 21 two years ago
>scored 53 now
Things are looking up
315990 No.13775034
>>13769023
It will be a great game ruined by DLC fuckery.
Konami is better off without Kojima.
1abcf5 No.13775040
>>13769023
MGS V sucked because of shitty story and terrible, repetitive gameplay. Survive won't fix that.
335c7d No.13775088
Why check out that game when you can check these?
f7265e No.13775090
>>13769028
I feel the same when when anyone defends Nutendo. ;^)
ffbd16 No.13775138
>>13769189
>No points in social
>Somehow got 40
What exactly does this mean anons? Am I a filthy normalfag in hiding?
a70bdc No.13775141
>>13775138
You are a /fit/ buddhist monk.
ffbd16 No.13775160
>>13775141
Nigger I'm not even /fit/. Would like to be but I've got more issues than a magazine stand and following through with what I set out is virtually impossible for me.
bae4f9 No.13775178
>(1) and done
>(1) and done
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>(1) and done
>(1) and done
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7f5811 No.13775198
>>13769189
>Be autistic disabled erotica writer who gave up on employment after being badly burned by my first job
>72
This list is retarded.
f6bba3 No.13775201
>>13775138
I mean you basically get 20 free points for not being a drug addict.
025651 No.13775270
>>13769189
78. I never have a significant romantic relationship (and want to have sex only after marriage) so plenty of points off for that. Could go up to 95+ if I apply myself more. Well, time to do some improvement.
bae4f9 No.13775271
>>13769388
>People
Cuckchanners are subhumans though
bae4f9 No.13775276
>>13775270
>He actually thinks this is accurate in any way
Nobody cares about your blogpost
ffbd16 No.13775294
>>13775201
But I actually am a drug addict. Or at the very least show dependence on drugs.
40a590 No.13775585
>>13769189
Fuck really
47?
The fucking Social one really fucked me
6927be No.13775617
>>13769189
67
And the bonus round is stupid. What the fuck does owning a smart phone have to do with anything. Same for console vs pc, And not being interested in tabletop games should be a minus since that is a social activity as opposed to playing games alone in your house
64a86e No.13775643
>>13769023
ALWAYS ONLINE FULL PRICE NONGAME. THIS IS PAID SHILLING
fa08ab No.13775650
>>13769189
56. I can't decide whether I wish I scored higher or lower.
6dfe24 No.13775656
>>13769189
tfw 113
Only a little to go until Chad. Half a decade ago I would have barely made above Robot into Cyborg.
a9d6da No.13775671
>>13775271
is that egoraptor?
c45b17 No.13775677
>>13775617
It's a normalfag test, not a sociability test. Normal people don't play tabletop games, and typically prefer to play consoles over pc, and etc.
fa08ab No.13775684
9a06f1 No.13777315
>>13769856
No it wasn't and btw that adherence to "realism" makes games boring as fuck. Just look at Ubisoft their entire AAA catalogue is constrained by that normalfag-pleasing shit and their games suck but because they're grounded in reality they're bland as fuck to boot.
d22fd7 No.13777404
>>13769189
56
>tfw life is still going somewhere but currently this low
22d964 No.13777434
>>13769189
>51
>"Have children you're proud of" is 1 point
>"No sexual attraction to under-15s" is 3 points
>"Have an attractive face" is 5 points
>"You are female" is 6 points
7f1592 No.13777452
>>13777434
>you are female
shoo shoo vaginal jew
80b70d No.13777464
>>13777434
all women have ugly faces go away
22d964 No.13777465
>>13777452
I was greentexting about hilariously skewed these four were, not that they were applicable to me, you fucken sperg.
64a86e No.13777466
>>13777452
>>13777464
You’re absolutely fucking illiterate.
8acc8e No.13778006
>>13769403
>I'm going to suck AIDS riddled dick just to spite you
Wew.
a2136a No.13778059
>>13769189
65. I guess being a kissless virgin really fucks you even if you have good relationships with friends and family. I still have no idea how people meet women, let alone a woman I'd actually like to spend time with.
5b3d38 No.13778112
>>13769189
177
32 now, turned my life around the last year with a new job, worked hard to a promotion 3 months ago, and now about to travel the country at the companies dime.. also got a friend working with me as well in my old job where shes turning her life around too.. yes we snu snu'd already
Who gives a fuck, still love coming here.
dbfbee No.13778267
>>13769189
>95
Sounds about right, though emotionally "Cyborg" is what I identify with the most.
>mostly normal childhood and adolescence, even had some relationships [but never fugged]
>incredibly troubled teenagehood rife with depression almost drove me to insanity
>recently started improving my life but feel permanently marked by what happened
>disillusioned and finding no real place to belong in the world, extremely weary and cynical and hate the way politics/society are going
>still find neckbeards pathetic and try to keep my life together by working out and having motives beyond just existing
>slowly but surely adopting more and more normalfag habits and tendencies, low confidence but growing
>at this point the weirdest thing about me is that I jack it to taiwanese tapestries
It's an odd amalgam of feeling very fragile and scarred, but somewhat optimistic.
I can't be the only one. Anyone else know what I'm talking about?
47670e No.13779545
it will only be above TPP if you can do the following:
adjust the fuckin audio
68fd3d No.13780009
>>13769189
I got 39, but I also play CS:GO regularly so I'm probably a normalfag anyways.
4eaa16 No.13780477
>>13769189
>23
Barely made it. Where are my fellow wizards? Dark magic is superior to everything.
e947ef No.13780541
>>13769189
67, same as last time.
I'm glad I'm still a cyborg. My dream is to become a real one some day, put my brain in a spaceship, and explore the stars. Or build sexbots.
b9d458 No.13780543
>>13769023
Get the fuck, nip shill.
80f2ec No.13781387
one thing i wished Kojima had done is, write off the first 2 metal gear games (not metal gear solid 1 and 2) as some kind of patriot propaganda movie so the patriots could throw more dirt at Big Boss, in MGS1, Solid Snake and the Cournal both say "Snake and i are the only ones who know the truth about what REALLY in Zanzibar" that line by itself could have really given Kojima an excuse to retcon certain things about Big Boss in the later MGS games especially Phantom Pain. it could have been like "if Snake and the Cournal are the only ones who know the truth about what happened in the first two games story, then what vision of the story were we as the player getting? maybe we were playing or watching patriot propaganda with the first two MSX Metal gear games" it might of given Kojima more freedom for a better story for TPP instead of bad twist at the end of the game
158e55 No.13783966
>>13769189
Pretty happy with the 130 I got, though some of the criteria really feels like it was listed by someone who has never had a healthy social interaction in their life.
>+6 for female (should be neutral)
>Almost half of the social section is devoted to romance
>console gaming mattering
>having no fetishes mattering, despite some of the most successful people in history having some weird-ass tastes
Like seriously this feels like the dude who wrote this was only barely functional himself, and anyone who takes this seriously is even worse. I have a decent paying job teaching science and I'm healthy and all that, but I definitely wouldn't classify myself as "successful" quite yet.
>>13769516
Dude I feel. Like, abusing drugs (or any form of escapism really) is bad, but responsible usage can lead to some life changing experiences that could turn anyone's life around.