This game makes me feel retarted.

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Anonymous 11/04/17 (Sat) 05:11:55 215bcf No.13729952

This game makes me feel retarted.

Anonymous 11/04/17 (Sat) 05:12:53 5e52cf No.13729954

And rightly so.

Anonymous 11/04/17 (Sat) 05:14:23 bbb27a No.13729961

TIS-100's main campaign is easier (prior to TIS-NET) and Opus Magnum is just easier in general, you could try those instead. You could also suck it up and accept your baptism by fire.

Anonymous 11/04/17 (Sat) 05:31:01 172361 No.13730020

It's not that hard but I can't bring myself to play it. It feels too much like work.

Anonymous 11/04/17 (Sat) 06:01:04 e4ed13 No.13730131

>>13729961

RIGHTEOUS IS MY SUFFERING. HOLY IS MY PAIN.

Anonymous 11/04/17 (Sat) 06:30:43 700cd3 No.13730253

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>>13730131

Anonymous 11/04/17 (Sat) 06:52:16 a1be53 No.13730334

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yeah, fuck whoever's slightly to the right of me

Anonymous 11/04/17 (Sat) 07:06:11 03235e No.13730390

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>>13730334

git gud

Anonymous 11/04/17 (Sat) 08:31:15 a1be53 No.13730714

>>13730390

Honestly I think 90% of players who bought this game are just following walkthroughs

Anonymous 11/04/17 (Sat) 08:34:06 a1be53 No.13730730

At least, that would make me feel better about never beating the curve

Anonymous 11/04/17 (Sat) 08:40:32 3b721a No.13730763

I'm wanting to play this but it's impossible to find a Linux torrent and it doesn't work in Wine. I don't mind buying it since Zachtronics are cool but I want to try it first, guess I'll wait for a sale.

Anonymous 11/04/17 (Sat) 08:46:54 54843b No.13730796

>>13730778

The eternal millenial strikes again.

Anonymous 11/04/17 (Sat) 08:54:25 a1be53 No.13730823

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>>13730796

why did he delete his post?

Anonymous 11/04/17 (Sat) 09:01:41 3b721a No.13730849

>>13730823

It was probably a shitpost but he changed his mind afterwards and didn't feel like shitting up the thread.

Anonymous 11/04/17 (Sat) 09:02:01 a20585 No.13730851

>>13730823

That was funny and true. Why delete it or what little bitch faggot reported it?

Anonymous 11/04/17 (Sat) 09:05:29 3b721a No.13730871

>>13730851

>true

The entire fucking point of the game is to make a solution for the problem you nigger. It's not some adventure game where you have to hunt pixels or some shit. Gas yourself.

Anonymous 11/04/17 (Sat) 09:14:49 a1be53 No.13730918

>>13730871

I know some literal autists that follow a guide through every game they play for the first time. I think they want play in the most 'optimal' way so they don't miss anything.

Anonymous 11/04/17 (Sat) 10:35:18 687f0f No.13731270

>>13730714

I wouldn't do that, what's the point if you do that?

I want to feel good because I figured it out, not because I beat the last stage.

>>13730918

Well the "optimal" way to play this is sucking at it and learning new tricks to handle data efficiently.

The people that follow guides are no better than copy-paste pajeet coders.

Anonymous 11/04/17 (Sat) 12:36:37 8b06df No.13731601

>>13731270

I'm trying to 'invent' all the tricks myself. I like to pretend

Anonymous 11/04/17 (Sat) 12:37:40 8b06df No.13731603

>electricity goes off for a moment

>my ID changed

weird

Anonymous 11/04/17 (Sat) 12:45:34 2f8add No.13731627

>>13731603

Dynamic IP. Nothing weird about it.

Anonymous 11/04/17 (Sat) 12:56:00 8b06df No.13731654

>>13731627

But this is the IP I've had for 4 years

Anonymous 11/04/17 (Sat) 13:21:41 3a9214 No.13731734

>>13730714

They are. Maybe not 90%, but more than a few. I don't have the evidence besides an anecdote, but I can tell you that when Shenzhen was released the histograms were all concentrated on these huge spikes which suspiciously correlated with YouTube solutions for those puzzles.

I wouldn't worry too much about other people ruining the game for you, though. The histograms have been imbalanced since TIS-100, they jut keep them around for the hell of it

Anonymous 11/04/17 (Sat) 13:26:13 8b06df No.13731747

the next time a game like this comes out, I want them to choose a name that isn't shared with a city that has ELEVEN MILLION CHINKS

it's impossible to google anything on it

Anonymous 11/04/17 (Sat) 13:45:54 c931dc No.13731800

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>>13730823

>it's ok to use guides rather then play the game

This shit here needs to be double banned. This is everything wrong with players nowadays they rather use a guide or g-d forgive me watch a LP instead of playing the game themself

I fucking hope that anon erased his shitpost and is writing the suicide note instead

Anonymous 11/04/17 (Sat) 13:53:47 715b4d No.13731825

>>13731800

>g-d

Kill yourself cuck

Anonymous 11/04/17 (Sat) 13:57:17 773634 No.13731838

>>13731603

>>13731654

You had a tiny digital anime girl AI living inside your computer, slowly developed over years of continuous self-development based on your activity, that managed all your stuff.

By 4 years she should've been already used to your shit and maybe felt affection for you, being proud of being your personal servant.

The Electricity surge killed her forever, now you have some brand new, boring, faceless robotic AI.

Anonymous 11/04/17 (Sat) 13:58:17 c931dc No.13731839

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>>13731825

>calling His name invane

I could be a cuck, but you will burn in hell for eternity heathen and be cucked for eternity from the gates of heaven

Anonymous 11/04/17 (Sat) 14:11:24 773634 No.13731877

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>>13731800

>>13731839

lowercase "g"

Anonymous 11/04/17 (Sat) 14:13:35 8b06df No.13731883

>>13731800

>g-d

are you a fucking kike? off our board, subhuman, you have no power here

Anonymous 11/04/17 (Sat) 14:14:38 9d8ac4 No.13731885

>>13731839

No Christian circumvents that rule by spelling it as g-d. Only Jews do that because they want to take His name in vain while claiming they're actually not. You're trying to jew God. Get the hell out of here.

>>13731877 (checked)

And then there's this, Mr. Noseberg.

Anonymous 11/04/17 (Sat) 14:24:58 d77197 No.13731905

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>>13731883

>>13731885

>using g-d name invane is ok guys

>keep doing it

>it's really other people that do it otherwise

You will not trick me shlomenberg.

Jerusalem is rightful Vatican clay and palestinian are the one protecting it from your greasy fingers

Anonymous 11/04/17 (Sat) 14:27:11 8b06df No.13731913

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>>13731905

You seem a bit confused, but the more people who want to remove Juden the better, so I welcome you

Anonymous 11/04/17 (Sat) 14:31:12 d77197 No.13731925

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>>13731913

im actually just shitposting in a terrible thread. Couldn't give a fuck rather then give palestin back to the Palestinian and let the -bergs stop the Israel meme

Anonymous 11/04/17 (Sat) 17:49:43 114358 No.13732656

>>13730253

Has anybody ever translated this? I don't speak vodka

Anonymous 11/05/17 (Sun) 05:08:03 229622 No.13736270

>>13732656

I don't know enough vodka to translate, sorry. She sings about her daughter and drop pods or something.

Anonymous 11/05/17 (Sun) 06:54:08 25557b No.13736743

>>13736270

>>13732656

>>13730253

Dropped it into google translator, like droppod that smashed guardsman's girlfriend, who's actually had been slaanesbitch

https://mychords.net/s_kladb/65406-sasha-kladbishhe-na-moyu-devushku-upal.html

bit weird, but, in general, 'right

friend=gf, "in a cake" = smashed

I drank my compote under my cherry with my friend,

Just for a moment, I turned away - it dropped a dropship.

For a second and in a cake, and everywhere the blood runs down,

How could you, the Space Marine, crush my love ?!

Uh-oh-oh-oh, my girl fell a Space Marine!

He came out in armor scarlet, asked: "Where are the enemies?",

And I can not answer - on the hands of her brain,

And I look at the aquila, and on it flows blood,

How could you, the Space Marine, crush my love ?!

Uh-oh-oh-oh, my girl fell a Space Marine!

He put on a jumping knapsack and rushed off to heaven,

Her blue eyes were on the shoulder.

I'm crying inconsolably, asking again and again:

How could you, the Space Marine, crush my love ?!

Uh-oh-oh-oh, my girl fell a Space Marine!

He looked at her remains, there are two tentacles and a canine,

And fourteen suckers, and a forked tongue,

Yes it is slaneshitka, Emperor's blood!

Oh, not for nothing did the Space Marine crush my love!

Uh-oh-oh-oh, my girl fell a Space Marine!

Anonymous 11/05/17 (Sun) 06:55:46 f129d7 No.13736751

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>>13730253

>>13732656

>>13736270

We were sitting with my girlfriend

We were drinking a compote

I distracted for a second

She was squashed by drop pod

She was smashed in a jelly

All is covered with blood

Space Marine, oh gosh, how could you

Crush me only sweetest love

O-o-o-h, my only girlfriend was stomped by Space Marine

He yelled out in crymson armor: "Evil deeds here art to end!"

But I could not even answer

With her brains upon my hands

And I watch on his Aquilla

All is covered dripping blood

Space Marine, oh gosh, how could you

Crush my only sweetest love

O-o-o-h, my only girlfriend was stomped by Space Marine

He ascended to the heavens

With his armored jump pack

And i saw her lovely blue eyes

Watching for me from his back

I'm crying like a baby

Cursing for the sky above

Space Marine, oh gosh, how could you

Crush my only sweetest love

O-o-o-h, my only girlfriend was stomped by Space Marine

I threw glance on her ashes

There were tentacles and fangs

Forteen calamary suckers

And the tongue of an asp

She was Slaanesh worshipper

All for Emperor rejoice!

Space Marine, you did the right thing

Crush my only sweetest love

O-o-o-h, my only girlfriend was stomped by Space Marine

O-o-o-yeah, my only girlfriend was stomped by Space Marine

Anonymous 11/05/17 (Sun) 07:16:00 1bfb2d No.13736848

>>13729952

>This game makes me feel retarted.

>retarted

>ted

>t

I have bad news.

Anonymous 11/06/17 (Mon) 10:19:33 1c47ad No.13743753

>>13730871

I didn't think it was about using an actual shitty guide, you fucking faggot, I thought it was about not actually figuring shit out yourself by reading about it ingame.

Anonymous 11/06/17 (Mon) 10:21:03 1c47ad No.13743761

>>13731800

>g-d

Just say "The Christian God" for fuck sake.

Anonymous 11/06/17 (Mon) 11:39:51 7e6834 No.13744047

>>13731839

Get ready for your unending cycle of death and rebirth, guy.

Anonymous 11/06/17 (Mon) 15:52:57 feee86 No.13745002

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