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File: 0968dac3b09e662⋯.mp4 (6.65 MB, 640x360, 16:9, NU BLIZZ HERO LEL.mp4)

2506a5 No.13728353

>New Overwatch Hero Moira and Blizzard World Map Revealed

>The 26th playable character is the newcomer Moira, the support-focused geneticist. Featured above, you can view her reveal trailer.

http://nichegamer.com/2017/11/03/new-overwatch-hero-moira-blizzard-world-map-revealed/

MY GOD SHE LOOKS LIKE AN ABOMINATION, WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?

THIS IS EVEN WORSE THAN THAT SPIC THEY TRIED TO PUSH

2bd2b7 No.13728363

File: 54bb6d1b4bb6705⋯.png (843.56 KB, 1402x1255, 1402:1255, Overcucks are pozzed.png)

A fitting character for a literally pozzed community.


2506a5 No.13728367

File: abee3bdfef12bbe⋯.png (356.8 KB, 543x296, 543:296, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 7c57482e7e145f2⋯.png (391.08 KB, 640x325, 128:65, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 3cce464e7e1624b⋯.png (299.16 KB, 641x358, 641:358, ClipboardImage.png)

She also looks straight out of a shitty SFM animation off deviantart


b8edc9 No.13728369

>>13728367

are they trying to appeal to the nazi crowd?

ugh

toxic


5afe9f No.13728382

I bet the modelers who made the actually attractive characters weer all fired over a year ago.


464fa3 No.13728383

>>13728367

Randy called, he says you can take his design

and his wife


14c4cf No.13728385

>>13728363

it literally says in the screencap that image is faked. you can google search it yourself, u spaz.


7bad4a No.13728386

She just strikes me as OW THE EDGE personally

I'd need to try that fucking game on a free weekend or some shit


e140b3 No.13728394

That's David Bowie.


3c2e9a No.13728400


821a26 No.13728409

File: 306faa3e5b2cd40⋯.jpg (7.73 KB, 403x113, 403:113, It would be extremely pain….jpg)

>>13728353

Isn't the whole "duality" thing already the monk robot's schtick?


24140a No.13728410

>>13728385

And where does it say that?


bfff32 No.13728413

>THIS IS EVEN WORSE THAN THAT SPIC THEY TRIED TO PUSH

aside from the haircut i could fap to sombra, dunno about this new one


fa67d5 No.13728416

>>13728367

Is that Hisoka?


ee72e6 No.13728420

File: 3efa32b514bac1d⋯.jpg (29.61 KB, 520x392, 65:49, 315074391e6515f9e1b42cacb1….jpg)

They'll eat it up and you know it, OP


c04c00 No.13728429

>>13728353

And it still looks far better than Battleborn and Lawbvreakers


5afe9f No.13728433

>>13728413

And that one was only fappable because they just copy-pasted Laura from SFV.


bfff32 No.13728440

>>13728429

that's an extremely low hurdle

>>13728433

If i'm fapping to OW characters its gonna be pharrah most the time anyway


b31e0b No.13728451

File: 1eb78f5374e83d8⋯.jpg (87.8 KB, 800x999, 800:999, 1eb78f5374e83d8da827418c53….jpg)

Blizzdrones will accept anything and everything I'm not sure what you're going on about


2506a5 No.13728452

File: ac20cebe23d2833⋯.png (1.06 MB, 887x903, 887:903, ClipboardImage.png)

>>13728420

I don't think even the overcuck community can take this. Normalfags don't like ugly character designs; SJWs do and try to convince normalfags that they're revolutionary


7bad4a No.13728453

File: 8ab65dca7981c37⋯.jpg (62.03 KB, 572x571, 572:571, pharahlewd.jpg)

>>13728440

Pharah you say?


bfff32 No.13728455

File: 0098d06df2ce3d6⋯.jpg (208.88 KB, 908x743, 908:743, akuma gun.jpg)

but real talk this character will just help build the games coffin, now they have seemingly 4 characters with no-aim death beams and various "get out of jail free" cards.


bfff32 No.13728457

>>13728453

Damn right


821a26 No.13728460

>>13728455

It's already floundering.


2b0152 No.13728468

>>13728367

Half the characters in this game wear purple.


50e9a4 No.13728469

File: 3c3e8a6bb4860ba⋯.png (604.27 KB, 1063x1119, 1063:1119, 3c3e8a6bb4860ba053056a8ed8….png)

>>13728455

As someone who plays it only because of the artstyle and because tf2 is dead, It would take a sudden addition of 15 new unique characters to get me to go back to this game.

Blizz wants to play the moba game, they have to shit out the moba roster.


08bd10 No.13728474

>>13728413

Well, dues ex had a good design team, of course you could.


bfff32 No.13728476

>>13728460

no surprise, they only thing they consistently add to it are skins, people who wanna play shooters can find other games with more frequent content or even maybe fan made content.


821a26 No.13728492

>>13728476

I think it's just because it appealed to normalfags, and the have the attention span of a minnow. So when PUBG came out that was the meme game of the week to pester your friends to buy and play with you.


bfff32 No.13728504

>>13728492

>the meme game of the week to pester your friends to buy and play with you.

my buddies already did this to me with overwatch, which at the time i accepted gladly because we weren't playing games as frequently together anymore. Didn't allow that trick to work again with PUBG


cafcc4 No.13728506

File: cf927b730a3d9da⋯.gif (725.55 KB, 446x251, 446:251, what's wrong with you.gif)

If the character was male and they played it like a David Bowie-esque persona it would have worked better. Cause it looks like fucking David Bowie. But since it's actually a woman, she's just an ugly manjaw shooting piss at people. Overwatch was successful in the first place because of the ATTRACTIVE characters. No matter how pozzed their lore and stuff was, the female heroes had T&A and cute faces, and the male heroes were handsome and musclebound. This character is a mistake and I genuinely don't think their audience will put up with it, or else they would have been playing one of the ugly fucker competing games to begin with. Same with Sombra, nobody likes that bitch and the only ones who play her are fags who abuse her mechanics to troll.


5afe9f No.13728521

>>13728506

They genuinely think the tumblr audience was what sold this game.


5d513a No.13728526

File: dfade8d2bc866e9⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 3.46 MB, 2172x2000, 543:500, 1469676233614-0.png)


cafcc4 No.13728553

File: 6565ce25315163f⋯.png (599.86 KB, 822x679, 822:679, daughteru.PNG)

File: 088c44f4f1ac7fc⋯.png (203.43 KB, 290x366, 145:183, daughteru2.PNG)

File: 7b3ee6c85f86bbf⋯.png (124.42 KB, 281x330, 281:330, daughteru3.PNG)

File: 89a4df1809db0e0⋯.gif (15.38 KB, 1036x772, 259:193, 1285855662231.gif)

>>13728521

Real talk though when is this chick gonna be playable because GODDAMN


31dabb No.13728557

File: ae7c5f9a18c2dda⋯.png (571.75 KB, 850x528, 425:264, Oh Mercy.png)

>>13728453

>>13728440

>Pharah

>Not best girl

>>13728506

>Male David Bowie-ish version

Just imagine the influx of JoJo-fags


2506a5 No.13728577

>>13728553

She almost looks good, but there's something about her that feels unnatural. Maybe its the lips and arm structure in first pic.


6b1a29 No.13728589

>>13728386

it's probably not worth it anymore unless you have a bunch of friends who play. the player base has dwindled down to whales and koreans.


e6e2d2 No.13728590

>>13728577

It's a fucking cartoon.


266ff0 No.13728591

>>13728367

probably a tranny


cafcc4 No.13728595

>>13728577

She's stronk, but the good kind. Weightlifter/hard labor look with just enough fat on top. Look at those thighs. Look at those forearms. Zarya can fuck right off, this is the perfect fusion of athletic prowess and femininity.

Also that samus haircut gets me rock hard every time.


3a783f No.13728596

…was that a fucking naruto run


821a26 No.13728597

>>13728590

How observant of you.


67ae26 No.13728599

>>13728367

So overcuck finally has a tranny in it. Was really only a matter of time.


5d513a No.13728603

File: e42aef7e0c489e0⋯.png (199.58 KB, 356x256, 89:64, e42aef7e0c489e0c34a220dd1b….png)

>>13728590

Come back with a real argument.


325237 No.13728608

File: ea20962efc253f9⋯.png (171.68 KB, 407x225, 407:225, vomit_for_tails.png)

The design is a fucking mess

>going for a mage-style appearance

>except also 'le epic science'

>TUBES


5afe9f No.13728610

>>13728590

Those are the best kinds of cartoons.


2506a5 No.13728613

>>13728595

She's much better than Zarya, yes. Forearms are nice as well. Biceps are where I have a bit more of a problem. Thighs… I can't get a good bearing on with the angles, and those calves look kinda silly.


821a26 No.13728617

>>13728613

Zarya isn't bad at all without her tumblr cut.


cafcc4 No.13728622

>>13728613

I'm not sure those are calves, I think it's pants over a highwayman's style boot.

And biceps are biceps, they look the same on either sex when you work them.


2506a5 No.13728627

>>13728617

Her jaw structure and her entire body is literally a more built and chiseled version of the Heavy.


bfff32 No.13728630

File: 6fd4c55467c80cd⋯.gif (696.93 KB, 500x376, 125:94, how to gif.gif)

>>13728526

>open

nice

>scroll down

go to hell


e6e2d2 No.13728632

File: 0ced6f71b3d5bbb⋯.png (229.41 KB, 456x342, 4:3, 01-surprised-cats.png)

>>13728603

>she doesn't look real

>she's not real

>NOT AN ARGUMENT


5d513a No.13728656

File: 848935ad2f5b55c⋯.jpg (101.74 KB, 768x514, 384:257, Beijing_train_chinese-man-….jpg)

>>13728632

And that's why you're a pleb.

I think she's perfect though


e6e2d2 No.13728673

>>13728656

Marry her then.

Except she would turn you down harder than any 3DPD would.


ee7e43 No.13728679

>>13728504

Why are they even your friends dipshit?


804f4b No.13728692

File: 099bbaa23ec7c50⋯.jpg (51.45 KB, 640x360, 16:9, 0968dac3b09e662698ab9e39ec….jpg)

File: 02e54fdf0fe43b4⋯.jpg (50.96 KB, 640x360, 16:9, 0968dac3b09e662698ab9e39ec….jpg)

>commands both light and dark

>OW THE EDGE

>genius scientist, IQ high enough to Rick and Morty

>literally runs like Sonic

This is like a League of Legends reject character. Did they diversify their entire design team?


efc34a No.13728699

>>13728367

Didn't think they'd get the rights to Dr. Blight from Captain Planet. Bold move to give her the edgy 90's look because that didn't work with the nu-power rangers movie.


448ed5 No.13728700

>>13728692

She runs like Naruto


5afe9f No.13728715

>>13728692

>>13728700

Even the overly poofy sleeves make her look like one of the Akatsuki. God what a shitshow.


3ed84a No.13728717

>>13728367

Nothing about her design or her powers makes me think she is scientific or a geneticist, they could have called her some ancient dark mage and it would make more sense. I get some of the appeal in the game is wanting to fuck the characters but she isn't even that hot either. What is blizzard thinking?


9e76f5 No.13728719

File: 102dc25c71e5172⋯.jpg (300.66 KB, 1600x1067, 1600:1067, characters-from-forthcomin….jpg)

>>13728367

>that overdesigned outfit

>that face

Is that a rejected battleborn character?


31dabb No.13728721

File: 093ee820a6fa03c⋯.jpg (152.35 KB, 850x638, 425:319, Mercy 12.jpg)

>>13728692

>Did they diversify their entire design team?

Did you miss the part where most of the Blizzard oldfags left during the past 5 years?


bfff32 No.13728726

>>13728679

stuck with em


03664a No.13728730

File: 5c6bbcc2c12c9f6⋯.gif (111.85 KB, 220x123, 220:123, akatsuki.gif)


5d513a No.13728747

File: 1766ff9aa37f68d⋯.gif (774.46 KB, 720x533, 720:533, bd9d28cf50ce824db3f9acf976….gif)

>>13728673

Shut up no she wouldn't.


e6e2d2 No.13728765

File: 5759fa3a88e3b88⋯.gif (927.71 KB, 500x218, 250:109, Therese-Voerman.gif)

>>13728747

Oh and she would also fuck some chad e. nigg because he's big strong and black.

Wasn't one in the game already?

Yeah that guy.


92e4a2 No.13728768

>>13728363

Why would someone intentionally get GRIDS?


46f478 No.13728771

File: bfd501edcdcb0e7⋯.jpg (736.03 KB, 1000x1353, 1000:1353, bestest mom.jpg)

>>13728353

>See this thread

>"They like younger women" dot jaypig


5afe9f No.13728772

>>13728768

Insurance claims?


ee7e43 No.13728780

>>13728772

natural selection?


5d513a No.13728781

File: 39df1cf572c9abe⋯.png (119.69 KB, 500x500, 1:1, 333-keyboard-break.png)

>>13728765

NO, SHUT UP. I JUST CAN'T AFFORD TO BULK UP ATM. IF I WERE BIG AND SWOLE SHE WOULD ME AND WE'D BE HAPPY TOGETHER.


cafcc4 No.13728791

>>13728768

Because they're so far down the degenerate rabbit hole, they have attached a sexual stigma to the acquisition of transmissible diseases. They want them not to have them, but so they can pass them onto others. Without the others' knowledge or consent.


4c7839 No.13728802

File: 90d576486d4eb08⋯.png (294.29 KB, 850x1200, 17:24, ancient_archane_texts.png)

>>13728768

New here huh, just lurk more. You'll find out soon enough. You won't like what you find, and you'll wish you could forget the things you learn here.


2e1bb7 No.13728814

File: 1174a07cf4a4434⋯.gif (39.56 KB, 191x262, 191:262, Newton.gif)

I know Overwatch has less story than your average Metal Slug game, but is she supposed to be a bad guy? Good guy? Where were they going with this shit?

>>13728781

Stop thinking with your dick and follow the path of reason and virtue.


cafcc4 No.13728826

>>13728814

I think she's a fenceshitter who only cares about her science, but got funding from the bad guys so had to adopt a edgehog persona to fit in with them.

In their lore, there were good guys and bad guys and the robots that wanted to kill all humans, but all that shit was in the past and there's no clear reason why everyone is fighting each other NOW.


bfff32 No.13728828

File: 0cf1a47d23bb800⋯.png (1.09 MB, 1067x1600, 1067:1600, bf39c61a811b23c24043af10da….png)

>>13728771

I like some christmas cake now and then but blizz brought out christmas pudding

>>13728814

> but is she supposed to be a bad guy? Good guy? Where were they going with this shit?

don't quote me but my guess is she's a bad guy becuase they already have a good guy healer. not that that matters since you can play with good and bad guys on the same team

I don't hate on blizz for giving this game fluff story that doesn't affect the gameplay but that fluff is a joke and characters that -would- be funny or interesting get choked out by how safe they play everything. Every single character is just plain and boring so they can tweak the characters to feed the forum goblins who say shit like "tracer is a fag and pajeet is autistic and mei is a fat bitch and hanzo sucks dog dicks" without affecting lore


0e0577 No.13728830

File: 1426172e521996a⋯.png (180.05 KB, 386x406, 193:203, 1426172e521996a9cb51f4783c….png)

>>13728367

Battleborn is still getting new characters?


1005e8 No.13728842

>>13728830

This trash is absolutely huge in Korea.


ee7e43 No.13728851

>>13728814

The good guys kill the bad guys, the good guys kill the good guys, the bad guys kill the bad guys, and the bad guys kill the good guys, and they're all clones of each other. Shut the fuck up and buy my lootboxes now, goy.


1edecf No.13728935

>>13728460

What is your basis for this? I can't find anything stating it's losing players lately so what are you talking about?


35eafe No.13728952

>>13728768

because that someone is a flaming homosexual whose fires are very hot

they took a rocket ship straight to the black hole and got to the other side


821a26 No.13728973

>>13728935

Wait times. I bought the game sadly, and of the few times I went back to check out an update the queue times have just gotten longer and longer. So at least in my location, it's loser players.


ee7e43 No.13728987

>>13728851

i never hear anything about the game anymore, it's flavour of the week shit like pubg


ee7e43 No.13729015


45e8c9 No.13729061

>>13728692

>tfw being that kid who wave-dashed to school


dea96c No.13729069

>>13728363

>read caps like this, feel a piece of my soul die

>read LOL threads, feel a piece of my soul die

It literally hurts seeing this much degeneracy.


ee7e43 No.13729089

File: d5f1cf0b0036c0c⋯.jpg (166.88 KB, 550x375, 22:15, 2a4c4c5e75b7809a55e401c713….jpg)

>>13729061

>wave-dashed


c2a433 No.13729102

File: 8032c9087dfa1e7⋯.gif (931.89 KB, 258x258, 1:1, it's not unusual to be lov….gif)

>it's a /v/ shits on overwatch episode

gameplay wise she already seems more fun to play than every other healer in the game. That orb shit actually looks pretty cool.


821a26 No.13729109

File: 3aaef43231f573d⋯.gif (843.46 KB, 500x500, 1:1, 1122f0ca2361b624c1a9ff7339….gif)

>>13729102

>it's a faggot defends overwatch episode


623e33 No.13729122

File: 15d2475c834b58d⋯.jpg (1.36 MB, 3888x2592, 3:2, thor-movie-image-tom-hiddl….jpg)

File: 2821b2cbb85b42b⋯.jpg (15.99 KB, 250x333, 250:333, 5b18284ff2dd5be3af4bb887b4….jpg)

She looks like a dude. I'll be waiting for the transvestite reveal


c2a433 No.13729133

>>13729109

Sorry for not engaging in the circlejerk and actually talking about gameplay on a video game board.


0e0577 No.13729144

>>13729133

fuck off if you don't like it


38bd88 No.13729149


d3643d No.13729162

File: a69d88c7a80d525⋯.jpg (415.46 KB, 1442x2048, 721:1024, 1509721495936.jpg)

I was honestly thinking that she seemed like a ripoff of Best Dad


6322df No.13729163

>>13728409

Yes, infact the end pose you see in the trailer is the exact same pose the monk has.

They copied their own character in the same game


558b58 No.13729206

>>13728935

>I can't find anything stating it's losing players

Would there ever be something like that? Steam seems like more or less the only place that has transparent player numbers and Blizzard games aren't on there.


c2a433 No.13729208

>>13729149

>>13729144

>stop disrupting our echochambers, fuck off to reddit already!

I mean fuck, it's shouldn't even be that hard for you shits to actually talk about the gameplay. I mean her primary attack is the same lock-on shit that Symm and Winston has so you have plenty to bitch about there as well.


20f563 No.13729217

>>13728826

>>13728828

inb4

>nuh uhh

>muh deepest lore

Only retards think any of it means anything beyond a flashy toy for… those people written about by Smash Mouth.


ebe3c6 No.13729226

File: 960aeff083e922b⋯.swf (7.41 MB, ReaperAnalRodeo.swf)

did someone say overwatch?


9d4bb8 No.13729227

>>13728353

>HEAL BEAM

>DAMAGE BEAM

>LOOK AT MY GENETIC DEFECTS POWERS

Also, observe my repeating integers.


9d4bb8 No.13729231

>>13729227

shiiieeeet


17d5e2 No.13729239

>>13729162

Literally nothing wrong


b78178 No.13729248

g-guys i thought she just looked like some wrinkly middle aged magic chick like sienna from vermintide

i was okay with this

am i becoming pozzed?


821a26 No.13729250

>>13729208

why would we care about how she plays if the rest of the game is shit already?

>>13729162

not seeing the resemblance.


8c577b No.13729256

File: 072835b0f62a31b⋯.jpg (364.81 KB, 1200x800, 3:2, moira.jpg)


fc8ac9 No.13729263

>design a dark sorceress, complete with evil laughter

>"Oh fuck, we can't do that, because this universe has no magic."

>We'll make her powers technology instead, which is the complete opposite of sorcery

>Make the dark sorceress a healer

Makes as much fucking sense as "We got a new mad scientist hero."

It really frustrates me how bad Overwatch's worldbuilding is. Instead a clash of ideals embodied in timeless archetypes, it's a lowbrow furball made up of cliches.


ec1589 No.13729270

>>13728367

It's literally David F. Bowie.


7f5a0f No.13729277

>>13729256

Anon, she's Irish. They're all soulless gingers. Keep the carrot top.


bdd560 No.13729278

File: 745d255f186ba23⋯.jpg (66.72 KB, 858x472, 429:236, LIKE I GIVE A FUCK.jpg)

>>13728353

>Pic related is MFW

>BLIZZARD SCREWS UP THEIR WAIFU CASH COW

If only, OP


492fd9 No.13729281

>>13729277

Can't really design bitchy irish sorcerer, anon. Especially with some edge.


9733d1 No.13729289

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>13728699

Its all a ploy to put in gang violence content.


bfff32 No.13729292

>>13729277

> she's Irish.

nevermind she's the best character in this fucking game now


492fd9 No.13729293

File: afc8a3af84698c4⋯.jpg (38.34 KB, 320x240, 4:3, Eurythmics.jpg)

File: cb6a3f83e96273a⋯.jpg (17.35 KB, 420x235, 84:47, Eurythmics2.jpg)

File: 02298fd37dbada6⋯.jpg (194.32 KB, 1035x1075, 207:215, Eurythmics3.jpg)

>>13729270

I think i know where inspiration lied.


c64124 No.13729306

literally who cares?


18766b No.13729307

>>13729263

From the very beginning nothing about overwatch seemed coherent, none of the characters seemed like they meshed with the world they share, hell their models alone makes it seem like they shouldn't even be in the same game.


9eb5a2 No.13729324

File: 08fac0555f148b9⋯.jpg (93.66 KB, 975x733, 975:733, 08fac0555f148b9887d69e8a30….jpg)

>>13728353

holy fuck this character is so absolutely, inexcusably disgusting i actually can not believe it but at the same time i can since this is OW after all. i was already pointing out that OW devs didn't seem to want to make good looking female characters before (as opposed to the male ones who are pretty much all handsome) but holy shit this is the next level. they actually tried to make her as ugly and shit looking as possible. inb4 she's also obnoxious af

>>13728577

blizz doesn't know how to do muscles on women. they always just give them male arms like "hey, it's muscles, they're the same". look at zarya for example. luckily it's not nearly as apparent here since this chick's supposed to be more naturally fit unlike the roids riddled zarya. aside from that i really like her. i don't mind anything about the face. i love the muscly and meaty look to her. she's like a proper mechanic and they somehow didn't make her seem repulsive despite the fact that she's female which is a huge surprise considering OW's female character design direction.

>>13728630

she doesn't have a dick in the original picture if i remember correctly.


bdd560 No.13729329

>>13729324

Blizzard went full NRS, lol


98e569 No.13729343

>>13729133

then go to 4chan or whatever you fags go on now a days

why don't you let people shit on a game for once?


31dabb No.13729412

File: 140c5ba63501125⋯.jpg (30.11 KB, 600x525, 8:7, 3-man-and-woman.jpg)

>>13728577

It's the head-shoulder ratio. Not exactly man-like (by Blizzard standards, anyway) but her shoulders are too wide to be womanly. She's in some weird middle ground. Pic related

>>13729133

>trying to talk about gameplay

>on /v/

I barely come to this board, and even I know it's futile.


efd613 No.13729415

File: ea47e0c35de04ee⋯.png (1.81 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

lol


1edecf No.13729449

File: 73c73c2d4495b15⋯.jpg (65.78 KB, 426x567, 142:189, 40375cb22373a5c41c09ed6c62….jpg)

>>13729415

Tbh I would consider it an improvement mostly except the nose ring ruins everything. At least they fully committed to the David Bowie angle in this iteration.


821a26 No.13729456

>>13729415

Those are pecs, not tits. Seriously, this just looks better as a man.


2506a5 No.13729462

>>13729133

Passive-aggressively whining that /v/ shits on a bad game isn't talking about gameplay lad


1f3577 No.13729482

>>13729415

>broad shoulders

>narrow hips

>large hands

>codpiece

This character was designed as a man.


3d2e93 No.13729497

>>13729415

If anyone saw the poorly drawn pictures of crystal treatments that lengthened the EQ girl's hands, that's what I'm reminded of by her freaky digits.


b19bb3 No.13729499

>>13729482

No anon, you're not thinking big enough.

T R A N N Y


821a26 No.13729506

File: 453e79f9721e974⋯.png (257.53 KB, 635x457, 635:457, 1441505704584.png)

>>13729499

They had better fucking not but I know they will.


464fa3 No.13729514

>>13729263

Is there even an explanation for why they fight each other?


1f3577 No.13729518

>>13729499

If it was a tranny they would actually make it look female.


821a26 No.13729522

>>13729514

You mean in the lore or in the game? Cause in the lore it's "robots should be given rights/treated as humans" and the other side thinks they should all be destroyed or something. In the game, there is literally no reason as people on different sides of the conflict can be on the same team.


bfff32 No.13729533

>>13729522

I once saw an autistic breakdown on their robots lore. We're supposed to sympathize with the robots even though apparently in some recent comic is shows they can go ballistic at any given moment


464fa3 No.13729535

>>13729522

The retardation is beyond what i thought was possible, impressive!


821a26 No.13729546

>>13729533

I never understood the "pro-omni" side. Humanity just got devastated by malicious AIs an we're just supposed to be all happy and cheery towards them because they have feefees and are real sorry for genociding us.


656c5b No.13729547

File: a8fbbe47404392d⋯.jpg (58.58 KB, 607x456, 607:456, 1386438506041.jpg)

>>13729415

>that complete lack of chest

>long as shit horse face

fuck man, I can deal with OW's "diversity" focus when it comes to characters, it comes off as really captain planet-y and makes for interesting design potential

but this really scares me

at best its just an ugly chick who aesthetically doesn't fit with the other waifus, so just zarya 2

at worst they may actually be trying to purposefully make a trans character

I know for a fact that tumblr is already gonna start throwing that out there and eating that shit up, if they can claim someone like lucio is, they absolutely will push it with man-eater moira


bdd560 No.13729551

File: 7f6fbc56e793935⋯.gif (1.78 MB, 390x261, 130:87, a3c126dedcc0d9dbaeb1b2f8f7….gif)


34aff8 No.13729557

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>13729415

OK now that is obviously David Bowie.


a27700 No.13729566

>>13729415

What's his stand called?


bfff32 No.13729569

>>13729546

supposedly the omic crisis was 20 years ago in universe, which most would assume isn't even enough time to repair the damage done. blizz cant' write for shit


821a26 No.13729571

>>13729569

What? Really? Fucking D.va bitches about korea getting razed and she's no older than 18.


34aff8 No.13729580

>>13729566

He is a stand.


1edecf No.13729583

File: 7701b68d3dc3b35⋯.png (605.12 KB, 1113x624, 371:208, Stroheim check em.png)

>>13729566 (checked and ID checked)

For those dubs? Anything you want it to be baby.


31dabb No.13729588

>>13729518

>>13729499

>If it was a tranny they would actually make it look female.

so like >>13728553

>>13729566

>What's his stand called?

「MONEY MAKER」

>>13729569

>blizz cant' write for shit

and they never could.


dccd6a No.13729591

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>13729566

Together in Electric Dreams


977683 No.13729593

File: d31b2e9e5dafdf2⋯.jpg (121.96 KB, 680x1024, 85:128, Tilda Swinton attends prem….jpg)

STUNNING AND BRAVE


bfa3a8 No.13729614

>>13728577

Her face doesn't match her body. It looks off because you can tell her face is too soft for such a masculine frame.

>>13728353

So they finally added a jew.


aed2ac No.13729640

>>13729133

<hating bad games is circlejerking

>>>/reddit/

>>>/cuckchan/

>>>/neogaf/

>>>/auschwitz/

>>13729546

>I never understood the "pro-omni" side. Humanity just got devastated by malicious AIs an we're just supposed to be all happy and cheery towards them because they have feefees and are real sorry for genociding us

Yeah, it pisses me off that the writers keep trying to portray the omnics as a poor, downtrodden underclass that's being oppressed by the mean, bigoted humans. Even though they deserve to be treated like shit for trying to wipe out humanity for no reason.


4c7839 No.13729673

File: 16b87b39da2c4c0⋯.jpg (151.89 KB, 696x801, 232:267, ripoff.jpg)

>>13729415

I've seen better ripoffs.


67c386 No.13729682

File: 91ba806a8e1c3c2⋯.jpeg (57.44 KB, 225x349, 225:349, 5D6B5F85-931E-4A41-94B7-9….jpeg)

>>13729566

He doesn’t have one, he uses Nanto Seiken.


e1bb10 No.13729709

File: b7485ee4f6a660e⋯.jpg (44.11 KB, 561x495, 17:15, Pack_Fox.jpg)

File: e4eeaf3f84620c8⋯.gif (971.06 KB, 400x303, 400:303, Dead or Alive You Spin Me ….gif)

>>13728367

>>13728353

Looks a lot like Fox from Gargoyles.

>>13729566

「Dead or Alive」


49664f No.13729710

>>13728385

REPORTED

We’re going to fucking blow your brains out, DISEASE-RIDDLED QUEER.

>>13728768

FAGGOTS ARE MENTALLY DEFECTIVE, YOU STUPID RETARD.

Do you know anything about them other than what kikes tell you?


821a26 No.13729725

>>13729710

This is the written equivalent of shouting to sound smarter.


020a88 No.13729767

>>13728353

>First word is "WE"

Wew. It's spreading.


9d26a7 No.13729857

>>13728353

That sanic run was cringe incarnate


0cdf38 No.13729865

File: da428487c4d87ac⋯.jpg (1.56 MB, 2299x3459, 2299:3459, black_velvet_stock_by_mari….jpg)

File: 1d6b761ee2f54b9⋯.jpg (79.75 KB, 640x960, 2:3, 4194402ecc7f5599e4aaf8d30f….jpg)

File: 20e15e9b96b8757⋯.webm (1.28 MB, 640x480, 4:3, 20e15e9b96b8757d1cf47a3cd….webm)

>>13728353

>>13728367

>Could have made a qt goth character inspired by Elvira or something.

>made some alien freak that barely resembles a human.

What wasted fucking potential.


343cb1 No.13729983

File: 1387abe5d40c7c3⋯.webm (1.07 MB, 640x480, 4:3, Matthew Shepard Anti-Bull….webm)


0c7edf No.13730130

IN B4 MOIRA IS FEMALE TO MALE


a16497 No.13730202

File: fc004530ac8742c⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 124.9 KB, 900x1350, 2:3, bsjkby9s3qgokg4ww00cwg0k0.jpg)

File: c099a0a200f8938⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 1.07 MB, 922x1229, 922:1229, D1qhrd8yo1_1280.jpg)

File: d3ec6ade587fb27⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 217.51 KB, 800x533, 800:533, ftm3.jpg)

File: 7c6d7e2c16ee630⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 694.87 KB, 600x903, 200:301, m9fsa1hd891rbfymfo1_1280.jpg)

File: 1c59ec17e2c81bb⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 165.35 KB, 640x875, 128:175, 1430279233450.jpg)

>>13730130

HECK YEA BROTHER!


e2701c No.13730204

File: 2344ee2602d4ade⋯.mp4 (4.52 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Naruto Run Around Trump To….mp4)


eb65b4 No.13730218


a16497 No.13730225

>>13730218

because all women have a subconscious desire to be the most putrid beings on the planet


336dcc No.13730230

File: 038e797b6cb4982⋯.png (364.86 KB, 960x540, 16:9, e67a3a87557095a6d829f5b287….png)


e2701c No.13730237

File: e0f91921760ed49⋯.jpg (79.62 KB, 552x556, 138:139, 04dff88fca960e6719dd4dd9af….jpg)

>>13730202

Oddly what disturbs me most about those are the extra thick nipples after getting stretched out then shrunk down. If it were only unsightly then it'd lose to what's down below, but I can't look at the nips and not think about what tits were ruined to make them.

>>13730218

I look at the third one and think it went:

<I really wanna be a man!

>Why?

<Because being a girl just doesn't suit me.

>Okay you're a "man" now what?

<I wanna be daddy's little bitch!


407a03 No.13730258

>>13728369

are ashkeNAZIs big gamers? I too think jews of any sort are toxic.

ugh


a86164 No.13730268

she gives me a disney villan + EDGE kinda vibe

I don't really like overwatch but she's a decent character design.


eb65b4 No.13730302


22e741 No.13730319

>>13729133

fuck off nigger


f6c7d5 No.13730384

>>13728353

>Reaper's teleport.

>Mercy's healing laser that kills people.

>Healing/Killing orb that requires no thought to use that you just KNOW will be in countless highlight videos.

>Healing/Killing laser that looks boring as fuck.

>Sombra's outfit but shittier.

>Zarya's haircut but shittier.

>That can-opener jaw.

I am so glad I don't play this game, oh my god this is terrible.

>>13728429

True.

>>13728771

Moira ain't no MILF though, she's like Reaper's edgy daughter.

>>13728814

She's a bad goil.

>>13729415

To reiterate, I am REALLY glad I don't play this garbage.


1b281b No.13730441

You spin me right round baby right round


3ce64a No.13730472

File: f2dbe3c0bed16fd⋯.jpg (18.89 KB, 315x326, 315:326, 36724208.jpg)


f43294 No.13730475

I don't think the design is bad to be honest, pretty edgy but overall she looks better than the russian dyke with the ugly hair and the spic 1337 hacker gurl with the ugly hair


8b6dd0 No.13730498

File: 7ac32a81cfb38ed⋯.jpg (45.7 KB, 583x349, 583:349, eliminate threat, eliminat….jpg)

BOY AM I GLAD I STOPPED PLAYING THIS PIECE OF HORSE SHIT


735f95 No.13730501

>>13728353

Should I point out that she isn't speaking in an Irish accent? It sounds more like a generic British one.


0a69bf No.13730505

>>13729640

I always assumed that the omnics, having reached true AI, split into two groups. One that wants to kill all humans, and one that wants to live among us as equals. Humanity was at war with the Kill All Humans omnics so naturally they wouldn't trust the ones who say they want to live peacefully. They could be spies, they could be outright lying and waiting for their day to personally kill the most humans possible, they might not even be really intelligent and the "nice" ones just resemble it enough to pass a Turing test and act as sleeper agents.


db5e86 No.13730533

>>13729557

Glad I'm not the only one who immediately thought of that.


0a69bf No.13730555

File: 64e08fc09ded774⋯.jpg (47.95 KB, 595x594, 595:594, Julia-Vins-Barbie-face-fem….jpg)

File: e66c0d7516dc79c⋯.jpg (82.89 KB, 800x800, 1:1, 11934716_1489779911348575_….jpg)

>>13729614

>her face is too soft for such a masculine frame.

Working out doesn't affect your face except in the weight loss aspect.


d94185 No.13730571

File: 64df467c39430ce⋯.jpg (244.45 KB, 1024x768, 4:3, rob.jpg)

File: c76279d1d16f22f⋯.jpg (96.25 KB, 350x384, 175:192, japanese.jpg)

File: 08398094f18a500⋯.jpg (13.98 KB, 236x314, 118:157, robot machine.jpg)

>>13730475

The design IS bad though. People smarter than me could break this down easier but ill go ahead and attempt this. A good way to grade a design is the practicality of it all. All that shit she has on with all the tubes and everything else can not be explained well. A good design has practicality in mind as well when making a character. When you make a character, things that they are wearing have to "Work". They dont have to show being used or working but must be able to portray that it "works". Its like when people see a generic robot and the artist throws a bunch of buttons, lights, meters and gagues on it to show that its "advanced". All they did was add clutter to fill up space while it has the illusion of it being "hi tech". Its shitty design and lazy. When you design something it needs to convey that it needed to be in there in some way. It doesnt have to say it loudly but it does have to make "sense". As in "Would this character if he or she was alive, wear or have this on them". Look at Rob Liefield's bullshit character designs. Look at the japanese and their overuse of belts. Sure this characer isnt "As bad" but practicality is something that exists in all humans regardless of where they come from. Sure some have this desire more strongly than others but still.

As others have pointed out the body just doesnt work. Usually when you make a character the shoulders and hips need to be the same width. Thats just how it is for proportions in art. Im not an "artist" but i do know a thing or two about what has been taught me and one thing that people have told me is that the shoulder length and width of the hips must be around the same if not the same to make the character look decent. Also when it comes to women the shoulders need to be a lot smaller as compared to a male. This is obvious due to genetics of men and women (men have stronger torsos and such have more defined shoulders for muscle mass ect ect). Im not saying she has to be dainty but you need to be thinking about practicality. This is obviously a human female. This character is obviously being portrayed as a female and not some shitty "muh alien race" where their shoulders can have V8 engines placed on each side. Speaking of length, an artist can correct me if im wrong but I believe that the arms need to stop around where your pockets usually are, generally underneath the hips. Her arms look like something you would see out of fucking one piece in >>13729256

When looking at the attached pictures you will see the unnessicary items that are just used up as filler to make things look more tactical or more intricate, which actually hurts the design. It looks cluttered, clunky and just all around shitty.

So yes, its a fucking bad design. I wont even get into the fucking running. Which fucking autist at their building thought people would ever EVER run like that?


81c63c No.13730584

Well the robo nigger looks like shit too and she just gets ignored, no reason why this would ruin existing good characters when it comes to the only good thing about OW, the porn


7bad4a No.13730591

>>13730571

Every time I see that sword from FFTA I'm hankering for pizza, am I the only one?


6b912e No.13730615

File: dbf53c8bd8e769b⋯.gif (428.26 KB, 200x183, 200:183, 1437333394182.gif)

It's not that bad, not every character has to be waifu bait. That said though, reusing character moves and styles is incredibly lazy.


d94185 No.13730616

>>13730591

Mother fucker, I see it now.


f43294 No.13730638

>>13730571

>As others have pointed out the body just doesnt work. Usually when you make a character the shoulders and hips need to be the same width

Well, the theme for this character seems to be genetic engineering, so wouldn't it make sense for someone who is obsessed with perfect genes to look like a man since the male physique is superior?

> Which fucking autist at their building thought people would ever EVER run like that?

Maybe someone who watched too much naruto

Look, you've made a good point. It really is bad character design from an artists perspective, but ultimately good and bad are subjective, so the only thing that will matter is wether the people who play this game will like it. And seeing how many edgy and shitty characters are already in this game people will eat this one right up.

All I meant to say was that I personally find this design better than some of the existing character


d94185 No.13730666

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>13730638

At what point is having arms that are longer than a black persons rap sheet useful. If you practice genetic engineering using you have learned a bit of rationality when you need to. I dont think anyone would practice genetic engineering and say "I need my arms longer, im tired of not being able to reach the top shelf". If anything its a cop out on bad proportions.

Though yes art is subjective but at a certain point we need to tell people to fuck off. Otherwise we will have more people painting with period blood or all sitting around while someone puts a show of opening a fucking food can to a round of applause. Subjectivity has a limit.


d94185 No.13730669

File: 75766ee7bba79f1⋯.png (1.65 MB, 1280x1236, 320:309, Longarm_Dude.png)

>>13730638

Also this, because you cant post images and videos together.


08edca No.13730709

File: abfb9bab3355ea5⋯.png (308.85 KB, 480x368, 30:23, I didn't need to see that.png)

>>13730202

I've got to stop clicking on censored images.


d94185 No.13730719

>>13730709

One day mods are going to censor every fucking image on every board with spoilers so it will turn into a russian roulette. "Will I find the imagine pertaining to the topic, or will I find a monkey jacking off into a dogs mouth?"


f43294 No.13730739

>>13730666

> I dont think anyone would practice genetic engineering and say "I need my arms longer, im tired of not being able to reach the top shelf".

It's genetic engineering, I don't have to explain shit

> If anything its a cop out on bad proportions.

Well duh, was my silly justification of a work done poorly not obvious enough?

>Though yes art is subjective but at a certain point we need to tell people to fuck off

At the same time millions of people will like this design, we are the minority here. All we can do is to train hard and become influental artists and character designers so we can shape the characters in future games to our subjective preferences.

But lets be honest, we both rather waste our time on imageboards


0622ab No.13730757

File: 8d0c165d7802a31⋯.png (567.58 KB, 604x964, 151:241, Emperor.png)


d94185 No.13730760

>>13730757

You would of gotten so much farther if you titled that image "Emperor of the Labyrinth"


0622ab No.13730798

>>13730760

The Bowie comparison has already been made. I just thought it looked like Dissidia concept art.


65db8c No.13730810

>>13729415

Looks like fucking kefka.


d94185 No.13730812

>>13730798

Just because someone has already been on the moon doesnt mean that other people cant go.


ea7088 No.13730830

>>13729415

Is that actually fucking David Bowie?


0622ab No.13730841

>>13730812

Going back to the moon could have real scientific benefits. Repeating an obvious comparison between a glam-rock character design and a real glam rocker has no value. Don't act so fucking high-falutin'.


d8dca2 No.13730887

I'm torn up with this design:

on one hand, it's pure sjw pandering

on the other, i feel the design is justified by making her be a "villian"

you can see that "geometrical" face look on a lot of disney villians, like the sleeping beauty one (except she wears heavy makeup), cruella deville, even ursula, they all have this "villian look", which doesn't accentuate femenine attributes as much as the protagonists designs

but yeah, i hate the copy/paste feeling of her skills

i hope they go full Bowie and make a Labyrinth skin


37e841 No.13730902

>>13728553

OW's first transexual character?


d8dca2 No.13730909

File: 4bd3af77d9a365e⋯.jpg (187.71 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, villianfaces.jpg)

>>13730887

I mean, look at this shit, it's like they searched "disney villian" and copy pasted, specially maleficent, and they played along with the androginous look


968389 No.13731594

>>13729415

holy shit


075794 No.13731606

>>13730225

This tbh


fb75c9 No.13731642

Looks like the antagonist in thor ragnarok.


f3d9b1 No.13731803

>>13730887

>its okay if she's a villain

>never mind that the number 1 waifu/fapbait character in the game (Widowmaker) is a villain


d21adc No.13731841

That's a man baby!


0614a6 No.13731844

>>13730555

>trips wasted on roided bitches


a549cc No.13731850

>>13728367

She looks like a Battleborn character


768098 No.13731861

File: 1867e1c435c0aba⋯.png (296.58 KB, 350x495, 70:99, Hassan3.png)

>>13728367

>>13729256

>>13730666

They really need to learn how to draw proportions, because as it stands it reminds me more of pic related than an actual human


5ffacb No.13731897

>>13728353

One of the most bland, uninspired design I have ever seen. And I play JRPGs.


c79382 No.13731915

File: 44ab36f9aec419a⋯.png (320.94 KB, 640x640, 1:1, a8xdYv1.png)


eee9dc No.13731924

File: dcc721226b6ad11⋯.png (731.76 KB, 1300x417, 1300:417, 1472083717828.png)

>>13728353

Ugly as sin.


7682d8 No.13732001

>>13729566

Stardust Memory


4679be No.13732056

>>13728353

It's a tranny. Probably a self-insert of someone who works at the company


a6ad82 No.13732332

I dunno she kind of just looks middle-aged to me.


a6ad82 No.13732337

>>13728973

that's called the servers fucking being crushed by the player rush you mongoloid


09bb72 No.13732433

File: 0b39663a4cd701c⋯.jpg (139.42 KB, 460x460, 1:1, 0b39663a4cd701c076f60b026e….jpg)

>>13728526

>open

>just barely see the dick peeking over the edge of the screen

>close


a99c22 No.13732445

>>13728353

>>13728367

I don't get it, it doesn't look any different from the other characters in the game. Why make a big fuss over this one when all the characters look just as bad?


894307 No.13732488

File: 4df30f36545d92c⋯.mp4 (1.01 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, db769e21.mp4)

>>13729566

Holy fucking shit my sides are gone.


a56ca9 No.13732505

File: 31d22c372a6a8f3⋯.jpg (22.59 KB, 566x345, 566:345, 1443100311550.jpg)

>>13728353

PORN

WHEN?!


8704d9 No.13732524

File: 762d00ed67f6c23⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 69.98 KB, 330x319, 30:29, 1417684292877.jpg)


1d9a47 No.13732526

File: 51e866b9a93147e⋯.gif (82.21 KB, 320x224, 10:7, AllYourBaseAnimated.gif)

>mfw zero wing


c6daed No.13732528

File: 5ee9d80c4c4fd21⋯.png (233.17 KB, 310x312, 155:156, 5ee9d80c4c4fd213b684eac03e….png)

>>13730202

Worse than HD gore tbh


6027de No.13732532

>>13732505

Hopefully ever


641772 No.13732548

>>13730709

You got to be proactive anon. Whenever I click on a spoilered image I make sure it's close to the bottom of the screen so I can scroll down slowly to make sure it isn't tranny porn, or whatever other disgusting shit anons like to post.


a56ca9 No.13732564

>>13732524

>69.98 KB

nice try, anon.


b1585c No.13732568

>>13729415

that would actually be kind of enticing with a few tweaks (so long as it was a man)

But yah blizzard doesn't know what they're doing


e3b674 No.13732569

it looks okay and fits overall shit style, and i don't even like overwatch, are you mentally handicapped? is this autism central?


1758e9 No.13732583

>>13728353

Blizzdrones will buy literally anything that comes out of blizzard's asshole and defend it to the death.

They can do whatever they want and still print money from these retards.


16314c No.13732784

File: 245368efae48662⋯.jpg (153.63 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, Mei desktop.jpg)

>>13729263

>It really frustrates me how bad Overwatch's worldbuilding is

Did you watch the Mei animated short from a couple months ago? I wanted to screech about it at the time but we haven't had a good Overcuck thread since its release. I'm baffled by Blizzard's continued refusal to incorporate even the most basic potential character details into their work.

>mei and her team go into cryostasis because their rations are low

>overwatch disbands in the meantime

>mei doesn't wake until 9 years pass instead of 9 weeks

>upon realizing all her friends are dead and no-one knows she's at the south pole, she uses her computer to examine the base's mainframe for anything she can use to escape

>she turns on the computer

And apparently her desktop is nothing. I was looking forward to seeing a bit more of her character: does she have a wilderness desktop? Does she have an abstract colour spray? Does she have traditional Chinese artwork? Does she have some album cover?

Nope. She has the default logo for whatever OS the base is using. That's the equivalent of booting up Windows XP and actively changing it away from the rolling hill so you can have a giant WINDOWS XP PROFESSIONAL on your screen at all times. That's exactly what a professional scientist would do, right?

It's such a small thing and it would have been so easy to have some easter egg in there, but no. Fuck you. She doesn't have a personality.


16314c No.13732893

File: 3499d475dc9ada1⋯.jpg (22.76 KB, 521x333, 521:333, The man with no taste.jpg)

>>13730638

>It really is bad character design from an artists perspective

>ultimately good and bad are subjective

That is not how the principles of art work, you postmodernist drone. There are objective tenets of art and character design which the artists who created Moira clearly ignored. Their design is objectively bad and should be revised: her appearance tells me nothing about her, and her history of being a geneticist does not combine with her stature.

What you are trying to say is that the objectively awful character design on display does not matter because blizzdrones, much like you, have no concept of artistic quality and will thus eat anything.

So fucking what? Who gives a shit if the unwashed masses are unwashed? Their faults aren't my problem, and you'd need to be monumentally stupid to think otherwise.


b74516 No.13732912

>>13732784

Blizzard is too afraid to give their characters too much personality, lest they risk "offending" people.

Overwatch is a game of Marry Sues. You'll never see any amount of actual creativity put into these characters, don't bother trying. You'll never see anything like a "Black Scottish Cyclops" in OW


1c2a2c No.13732933

>>13729256

Tommy Wiseau?


8064d6 No.13732959

>>13730902

Knowing Blizzard and the "diversity initiative", I'd say yeah.

>>13732784

>That's exactly what a professional scientist would do, right?

That's the exact opposite of what scientists do. The driest I've seen is pictures of their own experiments or something relevant to their research. So yeah, Blizzard doesn't even care the slightest bit about the characters they build. And then they have the gall to shutdown porn of their characters when they're nothing more than a costume and a set of skills.

>>13732912

>You'll never see anything like a "Black Scottish Cyclops" in OW

I don't understand how people think OW design is any good considering they ripped off something quite popular that's superior in every way except in wank material. I guess that's a testament to how easy it is to please normalfags.


209b98 No.13732972

What I would give to make this game never had been reality.


1c2a2c No.13732984

>>13732912

One of the characters is quite literally a sanitized Taimanin Asagi in looks and backstory. Completely shameless.


ce9df3 No.13732997

File: 4bc803a9009c3fc⋯.jpg (108.44 KB, 614x768, 307:384, PYoZJMM8DmKobMJY7rEOYISBsY….jpg)

File: 14d963368db4a61⋯.jpg (58.03 KB, 640x619, 640:619, HYwSha6sm96HiM1N__noBjUYHo….jpg)

File: 2902a7d5006c311⋯.jpg (58.69 KB, 550x378, 275:189, HyhVz4z.jpg)

File: 8d3d34e9e4517ff⋯.jpg (89.7 KB, 614x768, 307:384, fh_U7N6xILCkeuc61NaoU94X1F….jpg)

>>13730555

> bruv, working out doesn't affect your face but roids definitely do.


088d33 No.13733029

>>13729263

>"Oh fuck, we can't do that, because this universe has no magic."

But they do have magic. How else do the dragon spirits used by Hanzo and Genji work?

>>13732912

>Blizzard is too afraid to give their characters too much personality, lest they risk "offending" people.

Don't remind me about how they scrapped the prequel graphic novel entirely, because they realized they were walking on eggshells in regards to not "disrespecting" the fucking headcanons and shipping faggotry from the tumblr crowd.

They are willing to sacrifice their creative freedom in order to appease a group of people who NO LONGER PLAYS THE GAME since it reached levels of "toxicity" equal or bigger than other DOTA clones.


ce9df3 No.13733060

>>13733029

Why would blizzard give a fuck about bunch of mentally ill snowflakes landwhales and the schlickbait they write?


1c2a2c No.13733064

>>13733060

Because they don't want to piss off potential new employees.


b74516 No.13733082

>>13733029

>They are willing to sacrifice their creative freedom in order to appease a group of people who NO LONGER PLAYS THE GAME since it reached levels of "toxicity" equal or bigger than other DOTA clones.

If the game wasn't so expensive it would've happened sooner. But the community is actually starting to become tolerable now I jump on every once in a great while because I already wasted money on this piece of shit and the gsme is too big on my HDD to just want to delete now. Even the Overgay servers are fucking gone now and people aren't afraid to use the chat anymore. Someone even called Blizzard a bunch of Jews in a custom server chat.

This game is really bad, do not buy it. But for retards like me who wasted money on it, there's still an okay community hiding in there somewhere, too afraid to come out just yet, but soon…


eb312b No.13733108

>>13732997

These women have probably taken testosterone injections or HGH, you don't just suddenly start looking more like a man if you start doing a lot of squats or something


9bcc75 No.13733117

>>13730555

It does affect your face dipshit. Especially due to testosterone.


9d33e0 No.13733120

>>13728719

The steampunk gentlemen robot was cool


ce9df3 No.13733122

File: cd083191afe6997⋯.jpg (139.36 KB, 1080x1350, 4:5, 5k8TVHC.jpg)

>>13733108

That was my point anon. Here's squats without the roids


1c2a2c No.13733137

>>13733082

Every Blizzard game community only seems like decent people because they're scared shitless of actually acting true to themselves thanks to the overbearing moderators and the whole account system in place. That's the impression I always got anyway.


eb312b No.13733147

File: 3d248adb0568979⋯.jpeg (41.94 KB, 700x300, 7:3, groid.jpeg)

>>13733122 (checked)

That's what I get for not actually reading the thread


d4cf35 No.13733152

>>13733117

>he thinks working out severely changes a women's test levels

This a fundamental issue most body builders have to get around because the exact opposite is true and most of the time to get massive gains you need to take steroid injections to boost test, and then they look like >>13732997 as opposed to say >>13730555 Women would have far less trouble being body builders if they could just exercise to get test.


7da722 No.13733154

File: 0f38f13e3b74772⋯.jpg (200.94 KB, 480x480, 1:1, Consider the Following.jpg)

>>13733029

>But they do have magic. How else do the dragon spirits used by Hanzo and Genji work?

<implying they won't just come up with some retarded excuse as to why Genji and Hanzo can summon dragons

Mark my words, they're gonna reveal that Genji and Hanzo inherited some mutate superpower from their parents or some special technology gives them their powers.Nanomachines Son!


075794 No.13733158

>>13730498

I didn't even buy it

Get on my level


ae0b9d No.13733164

>>13728692

Why not remove the stupid tubes on her back and make her an actual witch? Remove that stupid eye patch too. Soften that diamond-cutter chin of hers a bit too.


4b84d8 No.13733180

File: 21b0d19d87f188d⋯.png (277.39 KB, 598x566, 299:283, 21b0d19d87f188dedc0e6c9777….png)

>>13733122

Oh my.

>you will never have a /fit/ gf

>you will never spend time laughing at scrawny numales and hambeasts with your gf

>you will never eat big meals together while sharing how your day went

>you will never spout memes with eachother at the gym

>you will never engage in loving sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation


8704d9 No.13733217

File: 2093865f55e54f1⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 3.09 MB, 2112x2042, 1056:1021, f62e4e05-198b-4eec-ce69-ba….png)

>>13732564

Fair is fair


be313b No.13733223

>>13728353

Blizzard were not the ones that designed the first characters, they only designed the centaur robot forward (and also strayed from sombra actual design).

The first ones designs (AKA the good ones) was made by a third party company that also made the short movies.

You didn't really thought someone from blizzard could make a charming character right? they lost that ability 14 years ago.


ce9df3 No.13733233

>>13733180

Just get a non-hambeast gf and buy her some home weights. Once they start getting /fit/, and see all the health benefits, it's easier to get them into the gym


ae0b9d No.13733282

>>13729415

Remove the nose ring and make it a guy. It would be much better than what the current version is. It would be a Bowie homage, but still better than the current mess.


88faed No.13733330

>>13733223

sounds legit, but you got any source for that info?


6b2770 No.13733379

File: b57e9ec8dd4a94d⋯.gif (273.21 KB, 360x420, 6:7, b57e9ec8dd4a94dc454311376a….gif)

>>13732784

If the characters had personalities it would get in the way of the SHIPPING. 19156 Overwatch fanfictions on ao3 as I'm writing this post.

As for Moira, I think you guys are looking at her the wrong way. She's not a failed waifu, she's a fucked up androgynous cyborg who's crammed into a game where you're not allowed to be a horrific freakshow and are forced to be cutesy so fujoshis can write fanfics about you. I'd pity her but she's Irish so she can get fucked.


a180b9 No.13733394

File: 30c8086ce557c65⋯.png (186.57 KB, 987x508, 987:508, THEY JUST DONT LEARN.PNG)

>>13733180

Thanks for reminding me how alone i am and unhealthy this county is.


8b8b0b No.13733398

>>13729415

YOUR LIFE ENDS NOW! JOJO!!


f11671 No.13733408

File: c0eabfdcadc1da4⋯.png (308.88 KB, 582x936, 97:156, egyptiangirlirlpharrah.png)

>>13728440

>Pharrah

same

i hate muslims but I really like arab girls and they crave my cock

this is a problem for me


c64669 No.13733468

File: 9873c65f9bea41e⋯.png (463.14 KB, 740x372, 185:93, FFVI_Kefka_FMV.png)

>>13729415

Intelligent, nihilistic, and with a wicked sense of humor


c2a5ab No.13733476

>>13728367

I want to fill those tube things with my cum and have her spray it all over the female heros


8b8b0b No.13733497

File: 31f929afe8bebb7⋯.jpg (37.04 KB, 332x275, 332:275, 1436721253085.jpg)

>>13730237

>>13730218

These are not trannies, anon. Rare genetic mutation can result in complete androgen insensitivity in men, then they are born with female genitalia. Partial androgen insensitivity can result in genitalia that's part-way between normal penis and normal vagina, depending on severity. Microdick is an example of moderate androgen insensitivity. tranny vagina looks like an open wound, you might as well call a slab of raw meat a pussy


ce9df3 No.13733519

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>13733497

They're FtM trannies.


f25cbe No.13733933

File: aa584661c51d3f1⋯.jpg (82.7 KB, 460x645, 92:129, whatever.jpg)

>>13728367

I liked her powers when I saw the release trailer.

<BUT

I'm still not going to buy cancerwatch. Paladins is ftp and it's dying, this shit will have no players after a certain time.


ff0cac No.13733984

>>13728353

hey, what happened to that titty monster queen of junkertown?


ff0cac No.13733988

>>13733933

paladins has no marketing. overwatch is the new lol, its gonna be around for a while


f3d9b1 No.13734049

>>13733988

Nah, Blizzard doesn't know how to e-sports

I predict a year from now they'll be down by 60% or more of their remaining fanbase for the game


c003be No.13734104

>>13728973

I literally just booted the game up and instantly got into a match. I think you're lying anon.


641772 No.13734162

>>13733988

Very unlikely. Blizzard doesn't understand how to let a community grow. Eventually the influx of new players will slow down, and the game will die. Like a plant that keeps being uprooted and planted in a new location blizzard communities can't get established.


ff0cac No.13734216

>>13734049

>>13734162

im sure you know them better than i do.

>Blizzard doesn't understand how to let a community grow.

reminds me of when they tried to cull the porn of the game. what goddamn maniacs. that is free advertisement.


401513 No.13734238

>>13730902

She's not male, just half-dwarf.


912616 No.13734241

>>13734238

Where's the feminine beard?


671df8 No.13734257

File: a60c95eea65ba77⋯.gif (402.88 KB, 245x118, 245:118, yeaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA….gif)


f25cbe No.13734262

File: 95e29bbfcab5628⋯.png (496.73 KB, 790x600, 79:60, scotsman.png)

>>13734241

It's supposed to be manly vagina, not feminine beard.


f7fc78 No.13734274

File: 57cc7d892c5cde2⋯.gif (2.9 MB, 480x339, 160:113, Williamsburg Street Fashio….gif)

What a fumble


ebc519 No.13734297

>>13728363

That's a 4/vg/ cap. cuckchan is just pozzed in general.


ebc519 No.13734310

Anyways

>redhead

>Beanpole

>Vampire gimmick

>Long nails

I mean yeah I can see how she's not everyone's tastes but for me this is a pretty good waifu. Needs freckles and longer hair and she'd be 10/10. Maybe a tight bun.


28561b No.13734379

File: 8016f1ed82f2304⋯.jpg (107.64 KB, 875x960, 175:192, 112875514daf2cc515a33db3a7….jpg)

>>13729865

>>13733379

I don't even mind that she's not a tq goth, but for a geneticist I want Tzimisce-tier flesh crafting shit. Not Edgy future wizard with a half Phantom of the Opera half mask. I don't even own this game, but this is so lame

>>13733120

That's pretty much stolen from Sir, you are being hunted with a bit of low quality Steampunk glued on.


ff0cac No.13734539

>>13733120

yeah but i wanna plow the demon loli


519799 No.13734575

File: 1a67d91007f8223⋯.png (296.33 KB, 500x300, 5:3, ClipboardImage.png)

>>13729566

Killer Queen


0e10f7 No.13734652

File: 8637d6a1f6af4b2⋯.png (75.81 KB, 228x452, 57:113, overgoy - kaplan.png)


c9a474 No.13734848

File: cee2e9253f9e5ae⋯.jpg (21.91 KB, 480x360, 4:3, hqdefault[1].jpg)

>>13728699

>Dr. Blight

You are probably thinking of the cartoon OKKO.


a1c3d1 No.13734888

>>13729292

She doesn't even have the accent though. Every other character has their "diversity accepted" borderline legit racist accents


e144d4 No.13734925

>>13728353

>blizcucks cucked again

like pottery


9600b5 No.13735063

File: 7c9e86823c3e257⋯.jpg (77.94 KB, 960x960, 1:1, 1fdb6fcc70b1de5c5b67fc7e1f….jpg)

>>13733394

>tfw 5'7"

What's with height=sexy anyway?

Why should a guy be taller than his girl?


67bbda No.13735071

>>13735063

Tall men are physically imposing.


c849c4 No.13735160

>>13735063

i'm 5'6" but I also live in Miami so most people are short anyway.


cc171f No.13735171

>>13735063

You are physically unhealthy. Shortness = malnourishment.

>>13735160

>surrounded by spics, beaners, and tacos straight off the boat

>surprised that 5’6” doesn’t stand out


f3d9b1 No.13735172

>>13735063

Biology and natural order. Size is a natural form and sign of dominance. I prefer taller girls though, and I'm confident I'll get a nice one to wife someday in the near future.

tfw 5'5"


519799 No.13735173

>>13735063

>why should a guy be taller than his girl?


827788 No.13735227

>>13735063

Do you like getting pegged? Guys who want to be smaller then their girl always liked being dominated by them.


ff0cac No.13735234

>>13735063

its just nigger logic


c9a474 No.13735247

>>13735063

Same reason a girl shouldn't be a fat fuck.

Men and women have what a guy and girl should look like hard wired into their brain and a man being taller than a women is one of them since being short as a man indicates poor nutrition.


9600b5 No.13735257

>>13735227

No but my girl seems to want to peg me real hard so there might be something true about that

>>13735171

>tall dad

>short mom

>get tall legs+ a short torso w/ wide af shoulders

Not sure how that's unhealthy tbh

Polite sage for not vidya.


5ce8c7 No.13735426

>>13735063

I always thought it was bitches just going on about their "type". I got my own reasons for wanting a shorter gf related to cuddling and other lewd things.


7da722 No.13735458

File: d3f7005abee5128⋯.png (604.82 KB, 570x668, 285:334, HAHA FAGGOT.png)

>>13734539

Anon I…Ashley Burch

>>13735063

>Why should a guy be taller than his girl?

Fucking manlets, when will they learn?


1d787d No.13735618

File: 1acee08eb51d6b0⋯.jpg (13.38 KB, 170x219, 170:219, 1374446554629.jpg)

>>13733029

What fucking gets me about this game's world is that it's basically nothing but goddamn backstory. The new Reinhardt and Mei cinematics are just retreading shit that's been known

>Eichenwald was a shit show and German soldiers and Rein's master died there

>Mei's colleagues died in Antarctica and she was the sole survivor

Ever since the Winston and Widowmaker cinematics, it's been backstory. Even the one story event they did in the game was just MORE backstory, and what really got me about that was that it took place after a story development of the Doomfist gauntlet getting stolen and where Orisa got released, and it's been crickets from her since. And fuck, Sombra's keeping track of a worldwide conspiracy and goddamn Junkrat and Roadhog got more story development than her or any of the other characters, resolving their worldwide heist in the form of a new map and expanding into what the fuck Junkertown is and the fact that they have a goddamn queen . There's also how other characters have been left to the wayside and forgotten, Zenyatta's been in the game since the first gameplay trailer and his dead brother has had more story appearances than him, and all Zen got was a fucking cameo in a fucking Chrimbus comic. There's also how D.Va has to deal with a hueg omnigger that constantly razes South Korea, and she's one of their most poplar character, especially in terms of merchandising, and there's jack shit in her front in terms of story. Shit, people and Tumblr are so deprived of characterization and story for this game that some tumblrina who made an essay post dissecting the implications of a fucking ring in Pharah's cameo in the same Chrimbus comic mentioned earlier. The writers and devs say all this shit about how they want make Overmeme the next biggest Blizzard universe and expansive as other Blizzard universes, and it feels like they're either afraid to or just flat out don't know where to lead these characters next.

TL:DR: this game is nothing but backstory and it fucking baffles me


9600b5 No.13735621

>>13735458

>5'7" is a manlet

>needing to be taller than your girl to establish dominance

Someone here doesn't lift


f3d9b1 No.13735651

>>13735621

5'7" is manlet levels

You're right about the second part though


f25cbe No.13735676

File: 2f15846e6566d01⋯.jpg (31.8 KB, 640x559, 640:559, 2f15846e6566d01a99d3e6c0e3….jpg)

At what point did this thread become a height feel thread and not an homowatch hate thread?


eaead4 No.13735792

File: 91a3f4c8e1e2eeb⋯.jpg (87.66 KB, 1024x576, 16:9, Culture.jpg)

>>13735063

>Why should a guy be taller than his girl?


0538dc No.13735849

>>13733394

>5'10''

>average

>implying

Averages of anything about people are composed of people who didn't try.

If your IQ is 100 you're fucking retarded assuming IQ is even a valid measurement of intellect, which it isn't, if you're "average"-sized you're a manlet.

"average" height measurements are based on people who eat nothing but bread, sleep 6 hours a day (not even during the night/evening) and live a sedentary lifestyle. And actual dwarves, too.

If you're below 6' you're a fucking manlet.

t. 6'1'' not tall, not short.

Speaking of height tall women are best, assuming they are 2D of course.


67bbda No.13735893

>>13735849

You don't seem to grasp this whole "average" thing very well.


0538dc No.13735936

>>13735893

What I'm saying is that averages are invalid because they all include people who aren't competing. Averages are better used as a reference for being in the bottom end of something.

When someone says they're tall because they're above average height measurements they are basically medieval britain claiming to be a big military power because they could beat niggers with wooden tipped spears in africa.


67bbda No.13735947

File: 5c92bbfa47f3f0b⋯.gif (1.18 MB, 353x300, 353:300, 200% what.gif)

>>13735936

I'll say it again, you seem to really not be understanding what a fucking average is.


0538dc No.13735988

>>13735947

No nigga you're the one who's not getting it.

Average height can't be used as a standard to tell if a person is short of tall because the common person measured did everything they could not to grow (probably unknowingly). The common person doesn't eat, sleep or exercise well (all of these are things that help growth).

Something similar happens every time you get the average of anything people.

A truly tall person is tall in a way that's beyond normal, not "taller than a sedentary hotpocket eater with a sleeping problem", that's just being taller than short, which would classify as normal.


4b3c23 No.13736050

File: a66bfde4211bfd2⋯.jpg (23.53 KB, 480x360, 4:3, hqdefault (1).jpg)

File: b2f03c18a7d9a1d⋯.jpg (130.22 KB, 700x800, 7:8, Amakusa_Shiro_2-3.jpg)


67bbda No.13736055

>>13735988

Anon, average is just a mathematical term. If you're average, you are above half the population and below the other half. "not trying" does not change this value. What seem to want is "natural height", whatever someone would grow to provided they are "trying".


0ebdf1 No.13736152

>>13729415

Looks a lot like Hisoka.


afb1ef No.13736328

File: 00a58c69d9cea50⋯.jpg (367.58 KB, 872x897, 872:897, 1439521582653.jpg)

>>13735458

>Ashley Burch

i may be spiteful and autistic but not in the way that her mere voice will turn me off. if something isnt constantly reminding me, im almost never going to think about the voice actor anyways so even if it did bother me it wouldnt be that often.


afb1ef No.13736338

besides, if you really hated ashley burch you would make orendi into a huge r34 star. it would really get her goat.


c76b8c No.13744883

File: a7477971aa6670a⋯.jpg (571.19 KB, 700x525, 4:3, 1508127255574.jpg)


922e05 No.13744925

File: 0a0c01adaf0b58b⋯.png (85.91 KB, 237x361, 237:361, 1505537569238.png)

ITS JUST ZEN WITH TITS AND LESS ROBOT PARTS

FUCKING WEW!


6c710a No.13745541

>tumblrwatch

Fuck off.




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