3d8c01 No.13722704
Is there games that had products done right?
835e7d No.13722711
bceb76 No.13722716
If you don't own at least 5 of these 5 items you're not a true gamer, you're a casual.
12ac9f No.13722722
I wish there was more of the opposite happening. I'm still heartbroken that the Bionicle setting never got the game it deserved.
bceb76 No.13722724
And none of you better have diet outside of these.
bceb76 No.13722737
And as for gaming gear? I shouldn't even have to post these.
81807f No.13722741
Credit where it's due, Cuphead's marketers did a damn fine job. I heard nothing about it until it was out and suddenly everyone was praising it, and it has this merch out of no where as well?
>>13722724
>eating faceberg ice cream
Casual.
9ad2ce No.13722745
bceb76 No.13722751
File: 8e7319300d36140⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 155.35 KB, 900x1012, 225:253, sunset_sarsaparilla_bottle….jpg)
>>13722745
I would buy a single Sunset Sarsaparilla if they came up for sale.
6caf73 No.13722757
>neon color soda
>strawberry lime
is this what people drink in murica
3d8c01 No.13722761
>>13722737
Sanic had the best products.
05fcb9 No.13722770
>>13722751
There is a recipe for them though, taste good.
d4a0e8 No.13722779
>>13722737
>Hole technology
12ac9f No.13722782
>>13722751
If you can get it anywhere this Sarsaparilla is great, it's made in Aus though so might be unavailable in the US or wherever you live.
3d8c01 No.13722800
>>13722782
>mfw i never tried Sarsaparilla
bceb76 No.13722820
>>13722782
I'm in Aus and drink that when I get the craving from playing New Vegas.
>>13722800
It's available in most supermarkets Anon. Get your shit together and check the drinks/softdrinks section.
866681 No.13722845
>>13722724
>BOOST YOUR BRAIN
finally a product to activate my almonds with
866681 No.13722857
>>13722850
no put they look chalky
61a1a9 No.13722867
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Athene extreme.
Its a shame what happened to him though. I really used to love and respect the dude.
61a1a9 No.13722873
>>13722779
>12 MB gif
Anon what the fuck is this
d4a0e8 No.13722951
>>13722873
HIGH FIDELITY loli pantsu.
But honestly the file size goes apeshit if you keep the image quality up due to the effect of the portal she's holding back.
d4a0e8 No.13722959
>>13722951
I should add I should have made a webm but I made this thing ages ago and stumbled across it on an old HDD I looked at the other day.
99b234 No.13723067
where are the vidya themed sextoys?
8e138a No.13723098
>>13722751
dude just buy sarsaparilla, and slap your own label on it.
>>13723067
poorly modeled bolted on tits
c9f422 No.13723149
>>13722782
all bundaberg drinks are p good
bceb76 No.13723170
>>13723098
To much effort.
68bfe8 No.13723195
>>13722850
Yeah, a friend bought me them once, they were pretty good. He got me the mushroom one and it was alright. Slightly fruity not too chalky. Pretty much the type of 5 cent candy you can get in bags at a gas station in those little bins
b2a244 No.13724156
>>13723067
>trigger warning
875334 No.13724264
>>13722704
>Cuckhead and Pozzman
6acdbe No.13724284
>>13722751
Sarsaparilla is a real drink, though.
It's basically alcoholic root beer.
5b5bac No.13724412
>>13722716
Joke's on you: I want that gaming onesie.
Seems like the perfect outfit to wear when you don't plan on leaving the house for a few days.
5beca9 No.13724430
>>13723067
There's a New Game themed onahole which looks kind of like ps vita.
61a904 No.13724808
>>13723061
Fuck, I was going to post that. Ralston was cheap shit pseudo-generic cereal… but holy fuck was that stuff good. Probably a not insignificant part of why I was such a fat fuck as a kid. And I never even had an NES/SNES growing up. We were a Sega household. They actually had a good product to sell, rather than just slapping a popular license on a mediocre product.
I really hope whoever bought them kept the recipe and decide to re-release it some day to rake in those nostalgia bucks.
Their Batman cereal was goddamned great as well.
718a36 No.13724824
>>13724412
Is that the Brazilian way of making hot chocolate?
866681 No.13724830
I honest to god think this was the tastiest soda to ever hit the market
61a904 No.13724835
>>13723067
>where are the vidya themed sextoys?
6acdbe No.13724839
>>13724835
The PS Move controllers are better for that purpose.
2583a6 No.13724842
>>13722737
Holy shit that mouse looks worse than a R.A.T.
61a904 No.13724843
>>13724839
I'll have to take your word on that one.
866681 No.13724851
>>13724835
is that a sex toy or just a meticulously clean butthole?
0f825d No.13724897
>>13724835
My god, that woman's asshole is divine. I don't even like assholes, but wow.
5beca9 No.13724898
677e71 No.13725071
>>13724835
The vagina is clearly visible and I'm still worried there's a dick.
866681 No.13725083
>>13725071
good, always stay alert
8c0ab6 No.13725111
>>13725071
>>13725083
Good. A moment of laxity spawns a lifetime of faggotry.
295207 No.13725225
>>13725083
>>13725111
The trap menace is around every corner
90295b No.13725264
>>13723061
i remember a long, long time ago, maybe 1989, my mom bought some zelda brand fruit snacks. they were the worst fucking idea ever: one of the fruit snacks was a hard candy like a werther's or something, and i can still remember losing my first baby tooth from chomping on that one thinking it was just another soft little gummy thing
70365c No.13725639
These are fucking nasty.
Every generic gaming youtuber has cans of these in their room.
22e26b No.13725665
>>13723061
>>13724808
Did somebody say Ralston?
75e089 No.13725683
>>13722704
Go suck kike consumerist cock somewhere else.
75e089 No.13725742
>>13724284
Since when is sarsaparilla alcoholic?
54f9b5 No.13725800
>>13722704
Why is v/ becoming shill central now? They don't even try to disguise it at all.
Sage. For shill faggotry.
bce08d No.13725834
>>13725683
>Everything is Juden, fun is verboten.
T. /pol/
295207 No.13725843
>>13725800
>v/
quit trying to fit in
aeece1 No.13725883
>>13724830
Funnily enough, this was the worst, also by Mountain Dew.
3d8c01 No.13725907
>>13725883
I just tried Tropical Smash.
I thought it was good
54f9b5 No.13725912
>>13725843
>>13725850
Is this more to your liking anons?
aeece1 No.13725940
>>13725907
Never tasted it, although that color is unappetizing as fuck.
f0dc3f No.13725954
>>13724284
>alcoholic root beer
>it's root beer beer
>or beer root beer
627f95 No.13726020
>>13725883
I had it after I heard some anons raving about it. It wasn't bad. This shit however was awful. I don't know where the craze of making spicy drinks came from but it needs to stop (and seems dead now thankfully).
>>13725954
There a local brewery that makes Root beer and a Ginger ale that markets itself as being a non-alcoholic thing. They also have a hard version but it's just their regular stuff mixed with vodka which seems so lame.
05fcb9 No.13726059
7b6ca6 No.13726090
>>13725912
Is that supposed to be a picture of Mark?
808d6f No.13726127
>>13725843
>>13725850
wow, this is just horrible
halfchan tier shills
90295b No.13726186
>>13726127
>switching IDs just to try to take the heat off your v/ fuckup
3d8c01 No.13726198
>>13725940
Fine, is this better?
d28385 No.13726231
>>13726030
Honestly those things are preddy gud in terms of the fillings, especially the curry one
Well, nintendo-themed candies seem to be fucking everywhere, I'm sure there's some that aren't shit.
aeece1 No.13726249
>>13726198
Red is my favorite color, so I'd definitely be more inclined to drink that than Tropical Piss.
c6fe7d No.13726283
>>13722704
>Cuphead's Gamble
I'd be shocked if you could actually taste the whiskey past Jones strawberry-lime pop AND ginger beer. They don't mention how much of each you're supposed to use, either, which is going to make mixing a bit of a crapshoot.
>Mugman's Run and Gun
Simple, and uses vodka so impossible to completely screw up. Since vodka has no (good) flavor, it's just a matter of adjusting for how fast you want to get hammered with this one. Jones is pretty good shit but it's awful spendy to be mixing with.
ba7f5f No.13726881
>>13726676
NINTENDO LOVES CUNNY
NINTENDO CUNNY SWITCH MASTER RACE!!
3dc160 No.13726888
>>13724830
It is. They still sell it. Occasionally it'll be tied to CoD or another fps but I bought a 24 pack yesterday that didn't have any game on it
866681 No.13726910
>>13726888
No, i'm convinced halo 3 flavor was unique even if i'm gaslamping myself
3dc160 No.13727063
>>13726910
I don't think it's any different
71e4aa No.13727120
>>13726676
I've searched and was surprised to not find any Kirby onahole/fleshlight. His mouth already looks like the opening of one.
bd5ae7 No.13727122
>>13726020
The fuck? I live right fucking by the cariboo brewery and haven't seen this shit yet. Cant be worse than fucking buckshot. Also mango heat was the absolute worst thing since salmon jones soda.
37f637 No.13727359
>>13722782
gay! That drink is nowhere near as good as American root beer!
0ee2f7 No.13727381
>>13722782
The sarsaparilla is good, I prefer their ginger beer.
There's one ginger ale I covet. I haven't had it since I was a kid, I've never been able to find it anywhere in the US
54a94e No.13727406
>>13722800
>>13722782
I vaguely recall reading on wikipedia that sarsaprilla's main authentic ingredient was mildly carcinogenic, not that modern root beer is any better
afdeee No.13727445
>>13722716
I thought the first pic was some Travis sunglasses.
c6fe7d No.13728533
>>13727406
>I vaguely recall reading on wikipedia that sarsaprilla's main authentic ingredient was mildly carcinogenic
It shares this problem with root beers. Sassafras oil is the ingredient in question.
6b11b9 No.13728605
>>13722724
>Farmville Vanilla
It's perfect. Just like the idiots that play the game, they have to pay for things to enjoy themselves.
5dff5d No.13728822
>>13724412
you can just get a regular onesie, without the shitty "gamer" stuff tagged on, and probably a quarter of the price, too. I write this wearing a onesie right now, in fact.
e2cf9e No.13728894
My grandma used to get these when I was little. I don't think they exist anymore.
>>13728605
>sonic bath game
I just remembered that I used to have one.
9aede1 No.13728940
>>13722850
My brother bought me the mushroom one when he was visiting the US. I never tried the sweets inside it though and because I've had it for several years now I doubt I will.
c7c9b5 No.13728945
>>13725742
Depends how it's made, similar to most old sodas if it's made traditionally it's going to be slightly alcoholic.
75e089 No.13728954
75e089 No.13728957
Okay, somehow I posted without even posting.
75e089 No.13728960
>>13725834
>oy vey i can’t prove him wrong
>so i’ll just say where he’s from
Okay, and?
363a3e No.13729224
>>13722737
Boy, I'd love to suck down some MadDog out of that wine glass. Maybe some Boone's Farm if I'm feeling fancy.
c6fe7d No.13729247
>>13729224
>even joking about drinking red gasoline vino
The fact that the shit exists bothers me. Like, fuck, if you just want to get tanked on the cheap buy some Olde English or King Cobra like the nigger you are.
f777b7 No.13729791
>>13725800
>v/
Fuck off to your NeoFag Rapefugee containment site
6b11b9 No.13729846
>>13729791
Where do you get the idea that Neofags will start posting here? This is the last place they would come.
29c4b1 No.13729873
>>13726676
If Kirby eats panties, does he become panties?
06e19a No.13729878
>>13722704
It's so sad to see how this board has fallen from grace. It feels like only the other day we were ripping on people for playing Halo and drinking Mountain Dew and eating Doritos. But not that a meme game has some hipster soda and candy it's automatically "done right"?
70365c No.13729913
>>13729873
if he swallows my cum does he beCUM cum? isn't his mouth a portal to a black void where everything he swallows stays? if i cum in his mouth would i cum on the enemies he swallowed?
7c76fc No.13730325
>>13729878
Blame Mark for forcing spoiled porn. Reddit is gay.
ddb0d0 No.13730341
>>13722782
We can get in here in the states. I've had some. It was good. Burned going down if i recall. I've seen like 3 packs of it in my life so it's not that common. Maybe from specialty shop?
627f95 No.13730651
>>13727122
London drugs my dude, only 99 cents and as good as any Barqes.
I didn't know Salmon Jones Soda was a thing but kinda glad I didn't.
51e529 No.13730663
>>13722716
Not gonna lie, every time I see that set of pajamas, it looks comfy every time.
7fec86 No.13731502
>>13729878
>It's so sad to see how this board has fallen from grace.
>/v/
>fallen from grace
ahahaha oh shit nigger what are you doing.
>hipster soda
Jones is pretty fucking good my man. I've had BETTER pops but I've had way worse.
>>13730341
I was getting Bundaberg ginger beer from Costco (fucking good shit too). Bundaberg isn't obscure or anything, I'd wager if you look around in enough supermarkets you'll find it.
8ee270 No.13731537
>>13731502
>/v/ was always shit meme
t. shitposter
13080e No.13731607
>>13722779
>>13726676
>>13727279
I refuse to become a lolicon.
>>13724830
>>13726198
I say Code Red. Fucking unbelievable perfect harmonic fusion of the legendary citrus flavor with a straight up blast of cherry.
>>13728605
What's this strange feeling I get looking at this from my memories?
7fec86 No.13731616
>>13731537
/v/ was never good. /b/ was never good. Pissing in an ocean of piss, etc. etc. You may not like it but it's true.
>>13731607
I'll be honest I can't stand Code Red. Voltage is better.
92562f No.13731679
>>13731502
>from Costco
Ah! That's likely where it's from then.
3f324a No.13732268
Who else drink faygo here?
>inb4 ICP
The worst thing those faggots did was ruin an amazing soda. Well that and their shitty wrestling
7fec86 No.13733813
>>13732268
Faygo is alright. Cheap as fuck, some good flavors. I prefer sugar-based pop when I can get it though. HFCS really fucks with the mouthfeel of pop.
f43f3b No.13733874
>>13722724
Aren't those gamer food foil packs just bags of nuts with the word "GAMER XD" written on them?
I remember some of the names, they were shit like
>THE CASHEWS OF CHAOS
>THE NUTS OF GLORY
>THE SEEDS OF VICTORY
f43f3b No.13733881
>>13722867
Wait the fuck happened to Athene?
661c18 No.13733912
>>13722704
products for cuphead and mugman not a cup and a mug. Falure
f43f3b No.13733921
>>13725800
>v/
Are you that stupid faggot who spent 20 minutes trying to beat the first part of the Cuphead tutorial?
f43f3b No.13733937
>>13728605
Kids don't get shit like this anymore. No wonder they're all turning to crack and underage pregnancies.
4d24d3 No.13733949
>>13724808
I had some of that Donkey Kong cereal back in the 80's, they were not crunchy barrels of fun at all, more like crunchy barrels of ass. Pac Man cereal wasn't much better. Wayne Gretzky cereal was tastier than all, which was a shame because I hated hockey at the time, and spent every day of my childhood thinking about vidya.
6b03c5 No.13733961
>>13731607
>>13731616
Conversely, you should avoid this stuff like the plague.
>friend tells me this shit is nasty
>it can't be that bad, can it?
>oh yes it can
c81319 No.13733992
>>13730663
>pajamas
It's a
PRO GAMING SUIT
alright Mom? Now get out of my room.
904dd9 No.13733998
>>13725800
/pol/ invited reddit last year
we've been dead for a while
b1e2f4 No.13735454
>>13725883
Dont talk shit about baja blast you nigger
7f7812 No.13735470
>>13735413
Sounds like someone is not being optimal.
548585 No.13735564
>>13726020
>root beer
>ginger ale
With the proliferation of subhumans in the modern world, is it surprising at all they feel the need to slap those labels on them? Mountain Dew "Spiked" has to have a non-alcoholic label lest some retard think it's like spiked punch.
>pic 3
>obviously badly photoshopped flat image projected onto what's supposed to be a can
>>13728822
>wearing a "onesie"
What are you, gay?
>>13733961
>it's a mix of three good flavors
<it has no flavor and gives you a headache
06d9b9 No.13735673
>>13733881
He started a cult
7fec86 No.13735674
>>13733961
Code Red, White Out and Voltage. Mixed. Why. Does anyone at fucking Pepsico have tastebuds? I can't imagine any such person signing off on that clusterfuck of a mixture.
06d9b9 No.13735695
>>13725912
>he doesn't know about gamer fuel threads
06d9b9 No.13735730
Monster has such a weird advertising campaign. I don't understand how anybody could think this will make them better at a game by drinking it. Shit makes you jittery and wired as fuck.
7fec86 No.13735757
>>13735730
>Shit makes you jittery and wired as fuck.
Anon I need 2 fucking cans of Monster Java to get up and go to work in the morning these days. 188mg of caffeine a can. Shit, that's actually a step DOWN from my college shit, I was drinking a pair of Rockstar Revolts a day to fucking function and those are 240mg apiece. Maybe I'm just fucked up, I dunno.
548585 No.13735760
>>13735730
Look up what the symbol means. It's meant to kill you.
f5f7a8 No.13735764
>>13735757
Stop that shit anon, you need it because your body has become addicted to it. Get 8 hours of sleep instead of go cold turkey.
7bc70b No.13736229
Anyone else remember there being a watch based on the one from the N64 Goldeneye being sold at Funcoland? I've been googling and it doesn't seem to exist anymore. Is this another effect of the timeline shift?
bf3ff5 No.13736260
>>13726020
>>13725907
>>13725883
>>13724830
>>13733961
Hey, as long as we're talking about Mountain Dew, is Hitler Did Nothing Wrong flavor Mountain Dew still in circulation? I can't find it anywhere.
b3ee36 No.13736361
>>13729878
>>13725800
This thread is ironic you spergs. Do you think LOL threads are serious too?
7fec86 No.13736383
>>13736361
LOL threads are serious, anon.
Serious cancer.
522114 No.13736392
>>13735413
>he doesn't count every calorie that goes into his body
You're not gonna make it.
7d3cf4 No.13736464
>>13722850
Yes, as you can imagine they tasted exactly like Pez.
76416d No.13736481
As I've become older I find I like my gaming merch to be a bit less on the nose about where it's from.
Perfect example I can think of are the patches/logos from the MGS games of the various military units. Or a piece of clothing that has some sort of logo or symbol from a game but doesn't plaster who or what it's from all over the place.
basically something that looks like it was lifted out of the game world and thus doesn't have the game's name or the company name all over the god damned thing.
13080e No.13736482
>>13735674
My mom is the only fucking person alive I know of that likes White Out. Tried it once, didn't know what the fuck I was supposed to be tasting and spit it out into a sink instantaneously.
I can imagine cherry and orange at least tasting tolerable together. Right?
13080e No.13736489
>>13735413
Soda is what I'd rather be addicted to than alcohol.
70144b No.13736798
>>13729224
>>13729247
I used to drink that shit when I was 17. Hell, my favorite bum wine shit was Night Train express. Tastes like cough syrup, can't find it anymore but I'd like to try it one more time.
70144b No.13736831
>>13735757
Switch to black coffee.
It took me a while, but I worked at a warehouse for a year or so and got stuck on monster and other energy drink shit.
I stopped drinking monster and rockstar and switched to mountain dew kickstarters.
Then after a while I changed to black coffee.
You learn to adapt, get off the energy drinks, you're addicted.
f4c18a No.13736836
>>13722704
Man I just want some Jones cream soda. It's not anywhere in the US I swear to God. Fuck you Canadians for hoarding that shit
5e1e6a No.13736912
>>13735757
Caffeine pills, don't drink the energy Jew
d686a6 No.13736925
>>13735757
You wanna know what I do to get myself going after a day of no sleep? Crushed caffeine pills right up the nose. It just works.
44dd32 No.13737731