f22648 No.13693646
Is this shit cracked yet? I've been looking around and not found much, thanks in advance for any information
49b3c3 No.13693670
51ea7c No.13693672
not even worth a pirate, now observe my repeating digits.
2eb1ab No.13693678
>>13693672
I would if they existed anon.
51ea7c No.13693685
>>13693678
>one off
We can do better
86ecc0 No.13693724
Ass Creed was never very good, the pirate one was enjoyable because of the sailing and colorful world but even there the main quest was horrible.
2eb1ab No.13693729
>>13693685
Well you certainly can't.
8ca33e No.13693737
>playing this black revisionist game
Why.
1b252c No.13693743
I always suspected the devs of these games hate white people but this game truly confirms it.
It's also the most "empowering" of all the AC games which means it has puke inducing levels of leftist corporate smugness and EmptyV fake-cool.
89e555 No.13693766
I'm a big fan of desert maps tbh, I also want to torrent this
98ba1f No.13693955
All politics aside, this game appears to be competently made unlike the last two previous entries in the series, since there are no glitches and bugs at least to the same level as Unity had. However, this doesn't mean I recommend it, because there are still the matter of lootboxes in the game.
98ba1f No.13693957
>>13693743
How bad is this compared to Wolfenstein?
1b252c No.13693965
>>13693957
Le stronk black womyn killing Caesar sound bad?
b89f75 No.13693985
>>13693955
How about the fact the game is the same exact piece of shit as every other AssCreed game? A franchise so devoid of challenge and any reason to bother with it that I think even EA could produce a more inspired product.
05d194 No.13694053
>>13693665
I really really like this image
98ba1f No.13694072
>>13693985
Heh, Black Flag was fun but that is because it tried innovate with piracy and sailing. Everytime it tried to be an AC game, it turned into shit.
Besides, I've heard this game rips off Witcher 3 of all things.
>>13693965
Jesus Christ.
fb5db8 No.13694082
Denuvo hired kaldaien now, you're all fucked.
This will take months or even a year to get cracked, if it ever gets cracked at all.
dda1d9 No.13694086
2000 election according to Asscreed loremasters, gentlemen.
http://assassinscreed.wikia.com/wiki/Al_Gore
8ea3d8 No.13694094
>>13693985
Not to mention all gameplay trailers have shown it has no interesting new mechanics. In fact, its regressed to looking boring as hell, set in a desert with nothing in it. You go from muskets, and civil wars of america to a shitty wooden bow that has skyrim camera action when you shoot it, and seeing through the eyes of a bird while jumping on small as fuck buildings. Wow, amazing.
fb5db8 No.13694102
>>13694094
Why is that cat rolling?
8ea3d8 No.13694109
>>13694102
Tactical espionage action.
fb5db8 No.13694139
>>13694109
It's a nice trick, I'll give you that.
But the rolling gives you no tactical advantage whatsoever.
b89f75 No.13694222
>>13694072
>Everytime it tried to be an AC game, it turned into shit.
Black Flag was supposed to be an independent pirate game before Ubisoft threw it into the collective shitpit that is the AC franchise.
>>13694094
The biggest issue with AC is that they keep throwing shit on top of the core mechanics without fixing any of it. It's always the same boring, empty word and laughably easy combat. Just hold block and spam counter, you'll win every fight.
98ba1f No.13694288
>>13694086
I remember Josef Stalin used to be listed as a Templar in the AC Wiki Page, just like Hitler and Churchill, and that WW2 was just a false flag operation to further bring the world under Templar control. But last time I checked, he was not involved with them and only Hitler was actually a Templar. Take this as you will.
>>13694222
>Black Flag was supposed to be an independent pirate game before Ubisoft threw it into the collective shitpit that is the AC franchise.
Oh shit, really? I thought that was the first thing Ubisoft decided to do after everyone criticized AC III except for the sailing, which seemed like the only thing everyone agreed was the best thing about that game.
8ea3d8 No.13694303
>>13694139
It's for speed+stealth. Slower than running, faster than crawling.
>>13694222
The gameplay trailers make it look like the mechanics are more barebones than ever. It's just the basic stupid shit that you had in the first assassins creed, but in africa now, and with voodoo mind control of animals and shitty bows.
ee44c1 No.13694440
>>13693646
to play or not to play?
>on one hand you kill niggers
>on the other hand you are the nigger
71e4bd No.13694451
>>13694312
Step back fags
This is how a real gamer does it
f408cb No.13694466
>>13694072
>>13694222 (czeched)
Black Flag was literally "We have no idea what we're doing, but apparently people like the AC3 sailing, so let's make a game of that!" as >>13694288 (heiled) said.
>>13694288
>the Stalin thing
Wait, did they officially retcon that? I felt like that was the one thing in their alt-history that I found interesting.
5a1ed1 No.13694549
I'm pretty sure ubisoft cucked hard on the character design after we fucked their forum.
The main character looks much more arab ingame than he did in the trailer, just a very dark-skinned arab.
Still historically unaccurate though. The darkest egyptians at the time would be as dark as the sidekick.
bd3d42 No.13694564
5a1ed1 No.13694578
>>13694564
i dont have any pics, dammit.
Just go watch the trailer and the (((gameplay))) videos and check it out yourself.
98ba1f No.13694642
>>13694466
I can't say if this information was retconned in the actual games, I only know this from the Wikis. But sounds like leftists don't want anyone associated with communism soiling their ideology, so they made Stalin not a Templar.
>>13694564
>>13694578
>>13694549
This is how Bayek looks like in the game.
bd3d42 No.13694645
>>13694578
I don't care enough for AC to bother doing that tbh.
Aint saying you're lying or anything.
0cf80d No.13694677
>>13694642
>game in egypt
>play as something resembling a turk
???
f8458b No.13694684
>>13693965
>Le stronk black womyn killing Caesar sound bad?
f5d691 No.13694687
Why would you play a We wuz kangs game anyway
b89f75 No.13694694
>>13694687
Just imagine what this game could have been if we lived in a timeline where all leftists and Jews ended up in mass graves. Imagine if each AssCreed game had been a completely separate entry exploring various historical periods and letting you experience a realistic (or at least as realistic as it can get) virtual world with all manner of autistic details and unique mechanics.
bd3d42 No.13694711
>>13694694
Asscreed wouldn't be made in the first place.
f5d691 No.13694732
>>13694694
Well, it could be great but unfortunately we have that stupid propaganda in our hands. I quit playing AssCreed games after Revelations
b89f75 No.13694743
>>13694732
I gave up with 2 when the final showdown has you punching the Pope in the face and then ayys come out of the ground. I know that whatever high point the franchise had was already over.
86566e No.13694754
>>13693724
>Ass Creed was never very good
>ignoring Ezio trilogy because ubishit went full WE
Fucking kids
b89f75 No.13694762
>>13694754
>AC2
>good
It had some good ideas with horrible execution, everything else about it was festering garbage. The story especially.
1d95f5 No.13694764
>>13694711
More like it wouldn't get jewed for more than 10 unnecessary sequels and had time for development.
bd3d42 No.13694770
>>13694764
The very first asscreed is revisionist history: the game.
Something jews and leftists do.
f8458b No.13694772
>>13694288
So I've got no idea about the lore of this series, but aren't the assassins basically muzzies fighting the templars who are christians?
b89f75 No.13694781
>>13694772
Templars are basically Jews. They're even responsible for crucifying Jesus (who was using one of them ayy devices to bullshit people) and then decided to use the cross as their symbol for shit and giggles. Just pretend the lore doesn't exist because it's so retarded it puts BioWare writing to shame.
f5d691 No.13694802
>>13694743
AssCreed 2 was fun, well I was 11 when I played it, i didnt really care about story tho. I loved killing guards on roofs
af1c40 No.13694803
>>13694754
Good things about I, II, Revelations and Brotherhood:
>Subject 16 puzzles
>Assassin's Tombs
>DaVinci missions
>Actual motherfucking assassination contracts
>Soundtrack
Bad things about I, II, Revelations and Brotherhood:
<Practically everything else
<Took a story that had potential and shat all over it
<Shit combat
<Shit open world with nothing to do aside from collect-a-thon bullshit
<Shitty, unlikable characters
<Shit missions where you have to follow someone and eavesdrop on their conversations
<Shit missions where you had to pick someone's pocket
<Shit missions where you had to use "stealth" by moving from one group of people to another
<Assortment of weapons that do nothing to change how the game is played
<Assassination contracts just boil down to go to place and kill target
71ea8d No.13694826
>>13694642
Looks like some Saudi nigger
71ea8d No.13694852
>>13694086
Have they made Trump a Templar yet?
c80ba5 No.13694855
>>13693672
Shameful display.
2122f6 No.13694954
>>13693665
Get the clamps
>>13694855
Check'd
f8458b No.13694958
>>13694781
>They're even responsible for crucifying Jesus (who was using one of them ayy devices to bullshit people) and then decided to use the cross as their symbol for shit and giggles.
That sounds pretty retarded.
>Just pretend the lore doesn't exist because it's so retarded it puts BioWare writing to shame.
I've got no intention playing any of these games. I tried the 3rd game a few years ago and it bored me to death.
f408cb No.13695005
>>13694764
This. The original creator of the AC games wanted to make a trilogy and end it on AC3, but Ubisoft fired him because they wanted an annual release. That's why everything after AC: Black Flag had no redeeming qualities: AC3's only good point was the ship combat, AC: Black Flag was AC3's Ship Combat: The Game, and then they abandoned the only good idea they had.
>>13694772
The Templars are quite literally a (((Marxist))) conspiracy, focused on ensuring order in the world by removing the free will of the general population through ayylmao technology. Almost literally "new world order" stuff. They also literally caused the Holocaust and created Nazi Germany in order for Churchill and Stalin to be worshipped as heroes when defeating them and to accelerate public support of Templar policies; this plan was foiled by the Assassins, who murdered Hitler and staged it to look like a suicide.
Other than the WWII plot, the Templars are all the bad guys of history, and the Assassins are all the good guys plus Machiavelli. The WWII thing is the only creative thing the series ever did, which is why I was so surprised to hear it was removed from the wikis.
f408cb No.13695020
>>13695005
I should note that although the Templars are a Marxist conspiracy, Karl Marx is portrayed as an Assassin associate in AC:Syndicate because Ubisoft has pozzed the series beyond belief.
98ba1f No.13695056
>>13694772
Assassins and Templars own no allegiance to anyone except their own perspective ideologies and allow people from all races, backgrounds. There were Christian and Mongol Assassins existing at the same time as the Crusades, and the Muslim targets in the first ACI game were Templars too. What >>13694781 and >>13695005
said is true, this analogy being stronger in Unity where the bad guys rant about capitalism is where true power comes from instead of divine right of kings. They even reference the Templar Order's downfall since they were the first (((bankers))) that were executed by some French king for refusing to pay his debts. And then comes the French Revolution and the main villain says that Jacques de Molay has been avenged after King Louis is beheaded.
35b710 No.13695342
>>13695056
I liked the lore when the first game came out, but then it got commi-fied by canacucks
17aa38 No.13695356
http://www.dsogaming.com/news/rumour-denuvo-causes-30-40-additional-cpu-usage-assassins-creed-origins/
Some Russian guy is saying Ubishit added another VM on top of Denuvo, so it's running a VM inside a VM and it's making the CPU usage go crazy.
17aa38 No.13695396
>>13695356
Oh and apparently the game is indeed shitting the bed performance-wise due to excessive CPU usage:
https://steamcommunity.com/app/582160/discussions/0/1480982338949884139/
e8407c No.13695425
denuvo is literally uncrackeable, pirates BTFO once again ;)
aed830 No.13695436
>>13694642
i swear the made his skin lighter than what we saw in the e3 trailer
93ba70 No.13695480
>>13694754
>>ignoring Ezio trilogy because ubishit went full WE
Asscreed is the poster boy for open world shitshows with meaningless distractions since the second game. None of the gear matters, none of the side missions matter, none of the minigames matter.
98ba1f No.13695485
>>13695342
The irony is that the game that lets you play as a Templar is regarded as the best one of the series by showing the Templars as well intentioned and the Assassins as blind instigators of doom. That one came out at the same time as Unity.
>>13695436
Yep. I remember he looked waaaay blacker when I saw him for the first time.
>>13695425
Neofag pls.
64b967 No.13695488
>>13694086
As a direct descendant of a templar knight, this just rustles my jimmies.
1610ba No.13695525
>>13695488 (heiled)
Read the page on Henry Ford if you feel like getting extra assblasted.
35b710 No.13695581
>>13695485
Got a torrent for it? Never played
9e135b No.13695694
As someone who has enjoyed many of the prior AC titles, how is this one? I'm sad to see that they went RPG-lite instead of refocusing on the actual assassination stuff like Unity was trying to do. But I was looking up some gameplay and it actually seemed pretty good
98ba1f No.13695844
>>13695581
I don't have a torrent with me, but I still recommend it though. Its like Black Flag without the stupid tailing missions, the story is too short, but still good for what it is and the main protagonist is genuinely likable.
>>13695694
Gameplay appears to be completely fucking alright, but the story is garbage (I don't think many people were going crazy over this game's story like say Wolfenstein). Also this game is filled with lootboxes like Shadow of War, so do not buy it.
a24de1 No.13695890
This shit game gets more attention here for having a nigger than a good game does for just doing its job.
084560 No.13702676
98ba1f No.13703220
>>13695890
We mostly talk about bad shit in this board. What good game did we miss?
c6fd57 No.13703242
>>13694954
>Check'd
>bitches about yaoi, but not yuri
anon, what the fuck?
01bffa No.13703381
>>13694086
Assassin's Creed "lore" might be the shittiest backstory of any video game series.
f408cb No.13703409
>>13703381
>After Vladimir Lenin's death, and under the regime of Stalin, the state's approach to communism became corrupted.
WEW
9e87c4 No.13703426
>>13703409
Keep in mind this is the series that had Marx show up to say that violence and destruction of property are unconscionable and the revolution must be democratic.
0f9198 No.13703845
>wanting Assassin's Creed Origins
Why? Did your wife's boyfriend recommend it?
1bb050 No.13703876
>>13703845
Is that from the game?
0f9198 No.13703877
a3ce2b No.13703895
200b84 No.13703896
>>13703845
Even in the rapid current political climate change that is on a fast track to the day of the rope they still double down on their race mixing propaganda and falsification of history.
And even disregarding that, their company is on the verge of bankruptcy, so they are shooting both of their feet at the same time with stuff like this by ensuring that no one but the densest of normalfags will buy it. I have to commend them for their tenacity if nothing else.
8cea34 No.13703898
>>13703845
>these devs watch so much interracial porn they put it in their game
8cea34 No.13703908
>>13703896
>their company is on the verge of bankruptcy
Is it really or are you just saying that?
44ef47 No.13703925
>>13703908
For the past two years a company called Vivendi has been attempting a buyout by steadily purchasing the increasing number of public shares that Ubisoft had to release to get some more cash because their games were not selling after people stopped caring about annual asscreed releases. This is why they put up so much shit last E3 in a desperate gamble to stay afloat, even digging up old ass IP's to assrape sell.
http://archive.is/oyypy
http://archive.is/mteoa
b9ba55 No.13703942
>>13703925
>French are taking over ubi
So what happens when this big paris company takes over? Does it become more cucked? Why the fuck would they want Jewbisoft in the first place? It hasn't released a good game since.. since I don't know how fucking long.
f7afc9 No.13703958
>>13703942
Ubisoft Montreal(the devs for origin) is the most offensive studio under Ubisoft. So I say they're half way there already.
7db58e No.13703986
>>13703925
Aren't they one of the companies that would have technically been in the red for the last decade if not for Canuckistan government handouts?
01f5c5 No.13703987
>>13703845
Black fetishists are weird and fairly douchy.
1dd5d4 No.13703992
>>13703987
>Black fetishists are weird and fairly douchy.
Weak men subscribe to cuckoldry. More news at 11.
6a92ad No.13703997
>>13703845
That color contrast (like in my burmese wickerworks) between men and women was common in both Roman and Greek art. Unless you want to pretend interracial was a common fetish in the antique world, this just shows being tanned wasn't considered attractive for women.
a78b56 No.13704000
>>13703987
Easily offended, too. If you want an easy laugh, go make a thread on halfchan /gif/ and specify that you don't want nigger porn, or post anything making fun of blacks in a YLYL thread. Even back in 2014 they would sperg out over it and dump cuck porn. Usually while talking about "mad white boys" or what have you.
1dd5d4 No.13704002
>>13703997
>being this retarded
Of course it wasn't because it was a fetish back then. Just like Bethesda putting interracial porn in Wolfenstein, this is the same thing. They want as many white kids watching interracial porn as possible.
da639a No.13704009
>>13703997
>That color contrast (like in my burmese wickerworks) between men and women was common in both Roman and Greek art. Unless you want to pretend interracial was a common fetish in the antique world, this just shows being tanned wasn't considered attractive for women.
6a92ad No.13704012
>>13704002
So the devs shouldn't have aimed for authenticity in this particular aspect of the game, because seeing pale women have sex with tanned men makes you think about interracial porn?
44ef47 No.13704014
>>13703986
You are thinking of Bioware anon, an honest mistake since Quebecucks speak french as well, but regular frenchmen are only 70% pozzed as opposed to canadian frenchmen's 100% which can be seen by a rise of nationalistic movements in France and the existence of aesthetically pleasing female characters in their cartoons and comics.
9d5184 No.13704018
>>13704012
>implying the devs are even hiding it.
Get me a list of the employees involved with the project, HR department, etc. and I can guarantee you 3/5 of their staff will have leftist crusading propaganda on their social media posted by themselves.
1dd5d4 No.13704020
>>13704012
>>13704012
>tanned
The images are clearly black men. And asscreed games have always been cucked to hell. Look at Black Flag, the game has an obscene amount of white guilt virtue signaling.
But I'm sure you have relevant historical examples that can back up your claims, correct?
0f9198 No.13704026
>>13703997
>>13704012
>That color contrast […] between men and women was common in both Roman and Greek art.
>authenticity
Using whites and blacks, yes. Using white and brown fleshtones, no. That is clearly a depiction of an arab or a lightskinned african, not a common stylistic piece of ancient Greek/Roman art.
6a92ad No.13704030
>>13704018
So the only way they could have avoided what you consider a political statement would have been making the game even more ahistorical?
c162c2 No.13704035
>>13703997
WHY AREN'T THE MEN BLACK? muh tans tho
1dd5d4 No.13704041
>>13704030
Why are you not posting images with your previous claim?
>That color contrast (like in my burmese wickerworks) between men and women was common in both Roman and Greek art.
Post some relevant images that are inline with the interracial sex images from the game.
9d5184 No.13704045
>>13695525
At this rate, I can't even look at the wiki without having a gutdeep fire of anger, resentment, disgust, and desire to carpe diem deus vult form.
6a92ad No.13704047
>>13704041
Like this? Why don't you research the subject before getting triggered?
ec98fd No.13704054
>>13693646
>is there an ass crack yet
google it fag
1dd5d4 No.13704058
>>13704047
Those skin tones are completely different than the ones in the game. Those men are clearly tanned, while the ones in the game look like Egyptian mongrels.
c162c2 No.13704065
>>13704047
Threesome from the Suburban Baths in Pompeii, depicting a sexual scenario as described also by Catullus, Carmen 56
That isn't a depiction of "tanned" men fucking women though – who were supposedly depicted as white because tans weren't as attractive.
That's some gay sex there mate. How about you do your fucking research next time, faggot?
9d5184 No.13704069
>>13704030
>implying the trailer wasn't a political nod towards the current environment
You know full damn well that the trailer and game was a politicized fedora tip much like every other form of entertainment getting a cocain overdose of the politicization. They are the same science fags that are turning away any form of scientific evidence and discovery that shows that blacks weren't the original "we wuz kangs". but blacks are naturally the karmatic anthithesis of the hardworking whiteman.
37b003 No.13704071
>>13694642
>game set in ancient Egypt
>skin is brown not a dark tint of red
7d5e40 No.13704073
>>13704047
Those skin tones are nowhere near as dark as the ones portrayed in the game.
0f9198 No.13704078
>>13704047
Yes, this is the same skin tone, well within the same race.
6a92ad No.13704090
>>13704058
Alright, you convinced me. Roman women got BLACKED instead of mediterranean men tanning heavily.
1dd5d4 No.13704093
>>13704047
Do you have any brilliant pieces of research to post or do you just watch too much interracial porn on cucktube?
9d5184 No.13704096
>>13704090
And (((who))) do you think caused rome's downfall?
c162c2 No.13704099
>>13704093
It's not supposedly "tanned" men fucking "pale" women though; it's literal fagshit.
>>13704065
1dd5d4 No.13704104
>>13704090
>cuckold shows his true colors
>shitted meme
>u mad white boi?
You're not even original anon. Then again, leftist cuckolds never are.
37b003 No.13704114
>>13704096
italic/baltic/nordic/iberian/hibernian/brittanian barbarians and not african slaves.
0f9198 No.13704117
>>13704090
That wall image is from a Lupanar brothel in Pompeii, which use to be near the coast before water level changed. The woman is a prostitute and the man is likely a sailor. You fucking idiot that proves nothing but that a niggers still fuck whores.
593ca0 No.13704120
>>13704090
But the other anons are just saying that the devs are making it LOOK like white women are getting blacked, rather than tanned on pale. Did I follow this incorrectly or did you?
37b003 No.13704125
>>13704114
Actually the army reform did.
Removing the Auxilia system and accepting everyone in the legion was downright fucking retarded
6a92ad No.13704128
>>13704104
If not seeing interracial porn everywhere makes me a leftists, it's a fine tradeoff, in my opinion.
>>13704117
Yeah, Romans liked watching their women fuck niggers so much they made dozens of frescoes about it. Thank you for correcting me.
c162c2 No.13704131
>>13704128
Sorry we can't all have "done deep research" burmese wickerworks that teach us about roman and greek art conventions
37b003 No.13704134
>>13704073
Can we stop talking about this meme and instead focus on the devs inserting copies of frescoes taken from a brothel in Pompeii on the walls of a royal palace?
1dd5d4 No.13704142
>>13704128
>If not seeing interracial porn everywhere makes me a leftists, it's a fine tradeoff, in my opinion.
6a92ad No.13704149
>>13704131
Good job using a joke for basis of an insult. You probaly feel mighty validated right now.
9a525b No.13704153
>>13694288
>I remember Josef Stalin used to be listed as a Templar in the AC Wiki Page, just like Hitler and Churchill, and that WW2 was just a false flag operation to further bring the world under Templar control. But last time I checked, he was not involved with them and only Hitler was actually a Templar. Take this as you will.
Too close to the non-kosher truth.
ef3bde No.13704157
Ah Jesus Christ, this is gonna become another rottenredditor thread.
0f9198 No.13704158
>>13704128
They advertised whores to their most likely clients, in this case sailors from all over the Mediterranean as it was a coastal town. If you think that has any bearing on the average Roman citizen's interests then you're so retarded because you do not understand Roman views on sex and/or are shitposting and/or are projecting your tyrone fetish onto history as much as Assassin's Creed is.
Go make some Burmese Wicker Coffins from all the women raped and chopped up by the Rohingya Muslims instead of failing at history.
37b003 No.13704159
>>13694288
>>13704153
Reminder that the Templars killed Jesus, who was a gay rights activist and proud owner of a fragment of Eden
0bffef No.13704171
>>13703845
Do you have any footage? Does anybody else has other sources? This shit is easy to fake, just saiyan
7d5e40 No.13704172
>>13704149
Good job getting butt blasted by a smug anime girl.
9d5184 No.13704178
>>13704163
if I see that fucking cat one more time
de56e0 No.13704179
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8ea3d8 No.13704180
>>13704142
>>13704158
>>13704090
>>13704047
>researches cuckold porn throughout history
>unironically uses triggered
>likes being a leftist that totally doesn't look for cuckold porn everywhere, despite having indepth knowledge of it
>Gets assblasted when called out on it
>"I-i'd rather be a cuckold leftist than see interracial porn everywhere!"
I didn't know neofaggots were still on the board. Guess some stayed after their messiah was caught trying to rape women again.
2eb1ab No.13704182
>>13704179
Stop spamming this image everywhere.
593ca0 No.13704188
>>13704180
I'm confused about how you retards are talking about this. So here's what I interpreted:
>devs put paintings in-game with the male skin tone being dark as africa
>everyone thinks it's interacial
>another anon comes in saying they might have been aiming for tanned male and untanned woman
>everyone piles on anon saying he likes interracial (??)
Am I retarded? Did I miss something?
2eb1ab No.13704189
>>13703845
I don't really have a comment, I just feel indifferent at this point.
6419ff No.13704193
>>13693646
I think the saddest thing is there are people here that actually want to play WE WUZ ASSINS AND SHEEEEEEEIT. I mean everyone can have their own taste in vidya, but for god's sake have some self-respect and standards.
a1db38 No.13704198
>>13703845
Shit that's worse than the furry art in Thi4f.
8ea3d8 No.13704211
>>13704188
Are you retarded, being deliberately obtuse or just that neofaggot switching I.Ps?
1: It's an ubisoft game where you play as a nigger killing whites
2: The pictures have been deliberately darkened to look black and the girls left white and pale. That's not accidental. You'd have to be a retard to not know what you're doing.
3: Ubisoft is ridiculously progressive like in the last AC, where the main protag girl gets with the arab, and you get to help Karl Marx.
4: The anon defending those interracial pics actually used "triggered".
5: Another anon pointed out the paintings are from a brothel on the coast, most likely to showcase a whore, who would fuck pirates, many of whom would be black or arab
6: The interracial anon talked about how he had extensive experience "researching" the totally not interracial paintings, which another anon pointed out were interracial, and were used as product placement for their whore to entice sailors.
Now, do you understand, or should I get the crayon and use smaller words for you.
37b003 No.13704213
7d5e40 No.13704228
>>13704198
>furry art in Thi4f.
What? When did that happen?
a1db38 No.13704283
>>13704213
>>13704228
It's one of the collectibles. Clearly this is the best remake ever.
fca08c No.13704330
>>13703845
>nigger slave eunuch to sexually please its owner
I dunno, seems historically accurate to me.
7d5e40 No.13704340
>Living a Lie
>Guilt has black wings
Well that's not so ba-
>The insatiable appetite
>The dangers of seduction
Fucking really?
7d5e40 No.13704350
>>13704330
>eunuch
>able to be sexual/get a boner
Are you retarded?
37b003 No.13704352
>>13704283
I mean, shit like that was done by people in history as a means of entertainment.
Pic related, it's what happens when an english monk living in a fort in the middle of buttfuck nowhere England that has had no human interaction with anyone but other monks in over a year gets bored.
0f9198 No.13704381
>>13704352
>I mean, shit like that was done by people in history as a means of entertainment.
Yeah it was. And more.
7d5e40 No.13704390
>>13704352
>People did it in the past so that makes it ok to do today.
Have fun with your incest and pedophilia then, faggot.
0bffef No.13704397
>>13704283
That's anthropomorphic. Furry shit is more cartoony related
a1db38 No.13704408
>>13704352
Yeah and the in-game description of that set is that the artist was in an insane asylum.
>>13704397
Forgive my ignorance. It's still faggy.
fca08c No.13704425
>>13704350
No but you are. It's a pretty fucking common knowledge and even if it eluded you for some wild reason, it takes precisely 10 seconds to find corroboration online.
ac9dbd No.13704492
>>13703845
If you ever bought a single ass creed game, this one is on you, and you alone.
You know who you are.
18d2bd No.13704500
>>13694549
>Still historically unaccurate though. The darkest egyptians at the time would be as dark as the sidekick.
That doesn't bother me given the other, far worse inaccuracies in the game. There are mooks walking around in Late Roman armour and carrying voulges (which were invented about 13 centuries later, in France no less) in the time of Cleopatra. Not to mention the fact that you can use a khopesh, which is about 1300 years out of date by the time of the game's setting.
It's like the devs just put 'history' into Google images and threw in a bunch of things they thought were cool without any rhyme or reason.
0f9198 No.13704529
>>13704425
>it takes precisely 10 seconds to find corroboration online
Well I've been on for more than 10 seconds and I've found that no, the methods used by Ancient Egyptians and Arabs didn't allow you to get an erection. In fact all references I've seen so no for Ancient methods. Modern methods will allow it because they're not crushing your cock and balls with a heavy rock, or cutting sausage and meatballs off entirely. But ancient methods were a lot more fun (for the cutters).
Ancient Egyptian method was either the penis itself was removed so that there is no penis to be made erect anymore, or the testes are removed/crushed and they're no longer able to make the schlongus elongus as a result. Or both.
ef3bde No.13704532
>>13704500
Also, I'm pretty sure your character can use some kind of kite shield, or a knight shield.
fca08c No.13704606
>>13704529
It seems to me that you simply don't know what "eunuch" word means and didn't do any searching, and now simply elaborating on your assumptions and misconceptions about it.
Eunuchs had their balls twisted off like a horse or bull, the dick remained intact leaving them functionally sexually but unable to reproduce. For this reason they were used as harem slaves.
0f9198 No.13704680
>>13704606
>It seems to me that you […] didn't do any searching
My source is "Revue d'Histoire des Sciences", an article called "L'Eunuque dans l'Égypte Pharaonique", by Frans Jonckheere:
>In a preliminary report entitled "Quelque données paléoégyptiennes sur la castration" ["Some Ancient Egyptian Data on Castration"], we demonstrated that this form of sexual mutilation had been mentioned in a number of Pharaonic texts, providing confirmation that the Egyptians were familiar with the three surgical modes of performing this operation: amputation of the penis alone, removal of the testicular apparatus, and total emasculation.
What, in your 10 seconds of searching, did you find? What did you search, if at all? "How To Be Fucking Wrong" by Some Wrongfucker?
Fuck off.
7d5e40 No.13704698
>>13704606
Eunuch: Noun
"A man or boy deprived of the testes or external genitals"
7d5e40 No.13704704
>>13704698
>>13704606
Another definition is as follows:
"A CASTRATED man placed in charge of a harem or employed as a chamberlain in a palace"
emphasis added
f6e679 No.13704743
>>13704330
>Women
>owner
Kek. Women in the antiquity were barely above slaves (often bellow), their only job was pop out heirs and take care of kids.
See how muslims treat theirs? That's the standard of the day.
The idea that "muh women of power" existed in that time save a few select individual (literal royalty, it's not "the 1%" it's 0,00000000001%) is feminist academia drivel.
That's also why fucking boys (not getting fucked by) was tolerated (again, still the case for muslims), because even for pleasure sex (outside reproduction) women were considered worst than men.
169993 No.13704777
>>13693646
Why would you even want to pirated it in the first place? It's made by Ubisoft so you know it's going to be garbage.
7d5e40 No.13704791
>>13704777
the Ass Cream games have some not-bad gameplay, it's everything else that's super bad.
bfa57b No.13704801
Although sex drive is decreased, eunuchs can still achieve erections.
Or am I mistaken in what you guys are arguing about?
80e2b8 No.13704805
>>13704743
>Women in the antiquity were barely above slaves
>Accusing others to spew feminist academia drivel while parroting the same.
Get out of here, jew.
c20fec No.13704840
>>13703845
At least they know their audience
fca08c No.13704848
>>13704704
Castration is removal of testicles, not penis, you dickweed.
ddb6fa No.13704851
>>13703845
Why do they do this?
0ff200 No.13704852
>>13704791
>Pointless open world to fill the 2 hour story mode with padding so retards think they're getting more bang for their buck
>Press X to win counter system
>Atrociously bad stealth mechanics
>Forced in multiplayer to appeal to the lowest common denominator
Yeah they're pretty good games :^)
0f9198 No.13704874
>>13703845
Oh fuck me it's also arranged to be Loss.
ddb6fa No.13704878
>>13693737
lol, not even jewlywood can pull off inserting so many niggers in their propaganda.
b4881b No.13704902
>>13703997
They turned half of egypt into niggers you nigger.
Amusingly enough they showed the gameplay that proved this for the first time within a week of the DNA evidence being revealed that proved the ancient egyptians were white.
7d5e40 No.13704924
>>13704848
the modern idea of castration yes, but back in the good old days they'd just chop whatever they wanted off. Sometimes it was the balls, sometimes it was the bat.
9d5184 No.13705226
>>13704924
and circumcision is a mark of slavery
6bf397 No.13705393
>all these faggots who can't even imagine touching a triple a game
there's an appeal to the production value/ridiculously overblown budget of those titles. voice acting, textures, models, mocap etc. all that shit alone is for some people worth at least a pirate, even if it's a fucking snorefest after an hour or two of that
339042 No.13705544
>>13703845
>>13704874
WHAT THE FUCK? Is that legit?!
Someone got the footage for that game?
5f7c58 No.13705600
7d8234 No.13705681
Kill yourself if you actually want to play this turd of a game.
98ba1f No.13705714
Hey this thread got a sudden burst of comments last time I checked I wonder…
>>13703845
Holy fuck.
…You know, ancient art tended to depict men in dark colors while women as white (such as Minoan culture), but knowing Ubisoft, they obviously had ulterior motives behind putting this in the game.
>>13704159
>Reminder that the Templars killed Jesus, who was a gay rights activist and proud owner of a fragment of Eden
>gay rights activist
Now when did that happen? I know he owned a fragment of Eden - in his case a Shroud.
5467af No.13705768
>>13703997
Show me some, then.
f1efa3 No.13705964
>playing it even for free
nigger
1e4427 No.13706286
2eb1ab No.13706682
>>13704283
Remember when a shopping network was selling furry porn, and didn't know it?
b3d0b8 No.13706693
330c68 No.13707065
Assassin's Creed is really getting with the times.
e6db36 No.13707125
>>13693646
Don't pay and don't play this nigger game, you're literally supporting shit like sjw's paying and playing this game.
b5ea9c No.13707128
>>13707065
>oh no, i'm getting backpack-cucked by my based friend, tyrone.
01f5c5 No.13707139
f55372 No.13707220
>>13694440
>Off by one
just fucking kill me
4c1b99 No.13707250
>>13703845
How the fuck did it get so bad ?
01f5c5 No.13707273
>>13707220
No, You're off by Fore!
9662f1 No.13708059
>>13694772
Yes. The entire series is anti-white propaganda designed to retroactively niggerfy European and American history. Do not listen to those paid to muddy the waters.
593ca0 No.13708485
>>13704211
I just woke up. No need to be a faggot about it. It just seemed like a really stupid conversation to me.
and no i'm not him
0f9198 No.13708709
>>13705714
>but knowing Ubisoft, they obviously had ulterior motives behind putting this in the game
That's exactly the case, the skin colour is way too dark to be a replica of historical art: >>13704073
f408cb No.13710064
>>13703845
>leave the thread right before this
The worst part about this is that AC:O isn't bombing nearly as hard as Colossus is.
51ea7c No.13710076
0f9198 No.13710189
>>13710064
Assassin's Creed Origins sales are the same as Assassin's Creed Syndicate was, and Syndicate was noted for bad sales due to how shit Assassin's Creed Unity was. So it's not bombing hard, but it isn't enough to save it the series from its decline.
a58998 No.13710196
>>13694642
>obviously an arab
Does the game take place after the Arab conquests and Islamization? Otherwise this makes no sense. Did ancient Egyptians look Arab?
t. knows lots of arabs
>>13703845
embed related
ea11e5 No.13710239
>>13710196
If ancient egyptians look anything like their present mongrel makeup, the greeks and romans would be entire wrong for their description. Loads of greeks settled from north africa to egypt back before the classical period went full swing.
a58998 No.13710255
>>13710239
So they were neither Kangs nor Ahmed. Wew lad.
a835ea No.13710273
In Steam, some of the Ubi-Devs want their fans to report ANY problems. They made a "Known issues" thread: https://steamcommunity.com/app/582160/discussions/0/1480982338946602724/
Pure damaged controlling and trying to repair things as far as they can go.
b46012 No.13710276
>>13694642
they should have just cast Rami Malek, but I guess he's not Egyptian enough
0f9198 No.13710282
>>13707250
>How the fuck did it get so bad ?
>decide to look into it
>Origin made by Ubisoft Montreal
>Montreal sounds familiar
>Mass Effect Andromeda was made by BioWare Montreal
>BioWare Montreal was shutdown after Andromeda
>only a few staff were transferred over the BioWare's Motive Studios
>the rest are left out of the job
>left out of the job in Montreal
>there's good chance they were hired into Ubisoft Montreal 3000 strong workforce
Oh my fucking god my sides are nuclear.
82b1b0 No.13710295
>>13693646
>didn't name this thread "asscrack"
YOU HAD ONE JOB OP
a835ea No.13710300
>>13693646
Not yet, Anon. I was lurking in r/crackwatch for news and according to one of them, a crack will take week, month, or a year. This will take a very long while. Plus, there were a few groups, who knows how to hack/crack both VMProtect and Denuvo.
The only news I was able to gather was that Ubisoft was using VMProtect as a shield to protect Denuvo, normally we'd hear -2 release cracks, Denuvo being deader than dead, and such by now. If it wasn't for VMProtect. Guess Ubisoft got mad about these day one cracks and that Denuvo can't do it's job properly.
I'll be laughing when VMProtect gets busted and Denuvo gets cracked when the pirates/crackers/hackers, and the others manages to figure it out.
0f9198 No.13710311
>>13710300
>I was lurking in r/crackwatch
Stay there.
51ea7c No.13710317
>>13710311
Faggot, you have to step outside of 8chan sometimes. Where do you think the people who post those crack threads get their info? They are part of the crack team?
0f9198 No.13710323
>>13710317
>Faggot, you have to step outside of 8chan sometimes
But not to reddit. Never to reddit.
82b1b0 No.13710326
>>13710317
>admitting to going to leddit
even if you have to you should never admit it openly, always refer to it with disdain and shame as well. Its like admitting you were dumpster diving.
114aa3 No.13710329
>>13703845
You just think some things can't be real, but ubisoft putting interracial mosaics in one of their games? Yep, that's on them.
dd65dd No.13710331
>>13710323
>>13710326
I'll concede those points, but even so if you Google something chances are one of the first few results will often be a reddit post about it. It's hard to avoid.
961a92 No.13710333
>>13710282
canacuck here, can confirm that montreal is basically where everything bad comes from. they have contributed exactly three things of any note, ever:
1: poutine is pretty good
2: their strip clubs are on a totally different level than any others i've ever seen
3: the montreal canadiens were a pretty good hockey team for awhile
2eb1ab No.13710336
>>13710333
Your trips won't save you from the day of the rake leaf.
82b1b0 No.13710337
>>13710331
>google
Goddamn anon there are plenty of other search engines; you have no excuse there. And yes, it is hard to avoid. Spoiler that shit when you talk about it and never direct-link it.
a835ea No.13710348
>>13693957
At least, AC: Origins has gameplay. All I heard about Wolfenstien was that the gameplay is short, but the cutscenes are long. Plus, there's probably left over Denuvo in the game, which is causing some problems. A mixed result launch.
I didn't expect one of Bethesda's branches to fail, guess being in Sweden does that.
9bcb14 No.13710350
>>13710064
well lets fucking review bomb it then:
WE
dd65dd No.13710351
>>13710337
Google was just an example. And I never condoned direct linking cause IIRC reddit can tell where it's been linked. My point was that you shouldn't get so up in arms over citing a source, new information here has to come from somewhere else, and every news type thread we have comes from some other source.
82b1b0 No.13710359
>>13710351
You need more shame in your life anon.
a835ea No.13710372
dd65dd No.13710383
>>13710359
No, I really don't.
961a92 No.13710385
>>13710336
please annex us. i am dead serious. canada is cucking itself to death and if america would take me i would leave, but i don't have enough money or any qualifications that would make me eligible for a green card or even a working visa.
9bcb14 No.13710393
The reviews are becoming negative, kek
a835ea No.13710395
>>13710393
That escalated rather quickly.
f408cb No.13710415
381084 No.13710481
>>13703925
I hope it folds. EA sucks. NHL 99 was the last good thing out of there.
f408cb No.13710500
>>13710481
I think you're confused Anon, Ubisoft is the one undergoing a hostile takeover by Vivendi.
12aab6 No.13710528
Its not cracked yet, apparently ubishit added some other protection on top of debungo.
f408cb No.13710593
1b2e6e No.13710608
All this makes me want to do is pick up my game dev pace and make a game set in ancient Egypt, and hopefully it's good enough for these faggots to realize maybe Egyptians should be the ones to make games set in kangzland.
114aa3 No.13710615
>>13710608
Children of the Nile is a good city builder.
1b2e6e No.13710618
>>13710615
Meant a non sim, non strategy type of game.
8bb975 No.13710628
>>13710333 (Checked)
Must be the Euro influence since strippers over here go full nude all the time.
778906 No.13710634
>>13704149
Holy shit you're a colossal faggot.
72d5db No.13710637
>>13710608
There was a Myst like series, set in ancient Egypt, on the PSX and maybe even PC.
72d5db No.13710646
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Apparently there was also a DOOM clone as well.
8bb975 No.13710649
>>13710189
Its probably some retarded bande dessinee but still, sauce?
1b2e6e No.13710653
>>13710646
Played it. Not the Myst-like series though. I think I've looked that series up before but I've forgotten the name.
12aab6 No.13710669
>>13705226
>and circumcision is a mark of slavery
>majority of the US male population is cut, with jews being only 2% of the total population
L-LAND OF THE FREE?!
dd6cf6 No.13710793
>>13710646
The guy behind the recent turok releases ported the far superior ps1 version of this title to pc a while back, it supports modern computer standards and is actually really fun to play.
He took down the project but its still floating around.
https://volafile.org/get/mnKS8rV2_WoF/Powerslave%20EX%20v.1.0.0%20%2B%20patch%20v.1.0.1.7z
978964 No.13710809
>>13693646
Why Egypt, the earliest fucking Assassin were at the time, if you believe it, Cain and Abel, where Cain was the Templar, Abel was the Assassin, or maybe even China at the time of the first Emperor. Fucking shit retcons
68df10 No.13710814
>>13710196
They were more exotic looking than standard Europeans but not really dark-skinned. At least if we're talking before the Ancient Egyptians got raped to hell and back by everyone from the Romans to the Muslims.
12aab6 No.13710936
>>13710734
14/14
Toppest lel
65ffe9 No.13711031
>>13710936
>>13710806
feel free to make additions
642401 No.13711103
>>13694754
Never finished Ass Creed 1 because it's kind of meh. Skipped 2 and 3 because it looks like the same thing. I love 4 mainly due to the sailing aspect. I'm not interested about the rest because no pirating involved.
And by god I hate tailing mission. What is up with the people in the ass creed universe? It's like they'll suffer terminal disease if they don't walk while talking about important stuff. You know how I talk to my friend about important issue, we god damn sit on chairs! We don't walk in a crowded city. For god's sake, you don't talk about super secret important stuff in the open, you and your guests go to a location, sit on chairs and talk!
I'm still mad at that stupid mission where you follow your target while hidden, you got found out anyway by the magic power of cutscene, and had to kill him in the most unassassiny possible way.
c7fa1c No.13711124
>>13710189
>Assassin's Creed Origins sales are the same as Assassin's Creed Syndicate was, and Syndicate was noted for bad sales due to how shit Assassin's Creed Unity was.
well, that's good news. it looks like the people cucked enough to keep buying this shit after Unity are fortunately a stagnant audience.
also on top of everything else bad about this game, it looks like (from youtube) that the combat is the same as usual only FLASHING GIANT DAMAGE NUMBERS FOR YOUR IMMERSION, lol.
4cd060 No.13711148
>>13694086
Nice false dichotomy there.
71ea8d No.13711202
>>13710276
Do burger nigs ever learn where they came from?
9e87c4 No.13711207
0f9198 No.13711216
>>13710618
Shut up and play Children of the Nile anyway.
>>13711202
>Do burger nigs ever learn where they came from?
No. They didn't have family records, so in place of that they think 'African' meant 'anywhere in Africa' so they found what was nice and appropriated it to make themselves feel better for being nolineage.
8bb975 No.13711235
>>13711202
Shit-tier niggers literally coming from a shit-tier place in Africa, no surprise there really.
dcf7e5 No.13711251
>>13695525
> Henry Ford
"On 5 January 1918, Ford announced his company would pay its workers $5 per day, however, the supposed pay rise was actually a paycut: Ford used the Fourth Apple to convince his workers otherwise"
>Proof that capitalism works and creates wealth
>Proof that everyone is benefited when technology advances
>"It's all capitalist mind-tricks"
9bee52 No.13711331
>>13703409
Also if you look up Lenin's page, you will see the same dick sucking there. He is written to not be an Assassin himself but very heavily supported by them, while Stalin has the exact same thing with the Templars.
38599d No.13711387
>>13695056
>They even reference the Templar Order's downfall since they were the first (((bankers))) that were executed by some French king for refusing to pay his debts
No, kikes were first, Knight Templar's did a metric shitton of financial management and offered their services to Christians after their military arm got essentially destroyed, and they ended up in a situation where they had a metric shitton of assets all over europe but not much of anything to spend it on as no one wanted to go for a happy crusade to middle east anymore. Probably the reason that said French king, king Philip IV went after Knight's Templars was because he went full retard regarding economics, or because he trusted Jews with economic matters. Either way, crown was in deep shit economically and the monetary reforms king did ended up doubling living expenses over night for everyone in the kingdom. So seizing Knight Templar assets was one way of solving or helping to solve that problem.
1e4427 No.13711706
>>13711202
Funny thing is that the nigs that stayed behind in places like Ghana, Burkina Faso, Senegal are generally better educated and more civilized than the East-African mudslimes and Nigerian Super Niggers.
536c46 No.13711726
>>13711251
Why are kikes so fucking ugly. They look non-human.
9bcb14 No.13711734
>>13711726
because jews are none-human
2eb1ab No.13712392
>>13710734
I few too many typos, don't know if they were intentional or not. I rate ten wews out of ten lads.
93d8e5 No.13712411
>>13711202
They don't, but to be fair it would be hard to accomplish anyway since the African slave traders sold the people from all over the continent to the Europeans, not only West Africans.
a835ea No.13712779
>>13710734
Awesome, the We Waz Kangz editions. Kek.
c92324 No.13712796
>>13712411
Most slave traders were unironically jewish
169993 No.13712809
>>13711202
They don't stop at Egypt, Is there a single culture they haven't claimed they WAZ?
93d8e5 No.13712869
>>13712796
I was referring to the ones that were from Africa, hence African slave traders. They were mostly warlords who sold off members of defeated enemy tribes.
98ca59 No.13712917
>>13711202
>>13712809
Very nice book to delve into that topic, and one of the most aptly named books ever.
Imagine being such a KANG shitposter IRL that you manage to piss off Mexicans who historically had nothing to do with you.
c94aab No.13712921
>>13695525
So does the Asscreed page say anything about Ford actually going to court because he wanted to use profits to pay his workers more, but another automobile company said profits should benefit stackholders, not workers? Was that another Templar mindtrick? Was that company that wanted to only benefit stockholders actually a company of Assassins?
bae2f1 No.13712935
>>13712796
>ironically jewish
Wut?
c92324 No.13712957
>>13712935
The triangle trade slave traders were mainly jews
bbbb2b No.13712960
>>13712809
This is what happens when a subhuman parasitic species has no accomplishments. They turn to this.
cbdf4b No.13712964
>>13712809
>M*hammad was black
Why don't they blow up every fucking nigger for that?
d17a80 No.13713165
>>13711202
Reposting a classic.
486487 No.13713200
>>13712970
>>13712957
I think he was saying that "unironically jewish" is stupid to say, because it implies that somebody can ironically be Jewish.
6419ff No.13713217
>>13713165
>not even africans want niggers in their country
b168c0 No.13713233
>>13712809
The only reason they wouldn't claim dey wuz somewon would be if they hadn't heard of them
9c54bc No.13713243
>>13713165
>you have to work
<meanwhile whites grow all the food
6c1672 No.13713247
>>13704047
backpack_cucked.png
Requesting those images and edits, please.
cbdc4e No.13713248
>>13713217
When they live in luxury they become even more of apes, asking for even more safe space and gratification of their existence. Like domesticated animals who are disappointed in their pussy owners, and start biting them like a prey.
b168c0 No.13713252
>>13713165
I propose a compromise, let's drop off the nogs at a point equidistant between Africa and America.
6c1672 No.13713270
>>13713247
Never mind, found them elsewhere in the thread.
a350b5 No.13713273
>>13713252
>The idiotic and racist right wants to send blacks back to Africa.
>The spineless and moronic left want to let blacks control the US.
>The enlightened centrist knows the best solution lies in the middle of those two countries.
cbdc4e No.13713288
>>13713252
>>13713252
Citizen of Azores island will hate you, anon.
200b84 No.13713315
95ee3e No.13713318
>>13713288
ANYWHERE BUT HERE I ALREADY HAVE TO DEAL WITH THE MONGOL HYBRIDS AND GYPSIES
aa51b5 No.13713419
>>13712917
>>13712809
Just like how they steal TVs and car radios, niggers also steal culture and heritage.
9bcb14 No.13713664
>>13713318
wheres frolo when you need him
79eff7 No.13714310
>>13712809
>tumblr shitposting
Maybe I've misjudged them.
a835ea No.13714358
>>13714310
Some are slowly getting redpilled. It's a tiny improvement, I'll say.