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>>13676186

See for yourself.

>>13676205

>embed

can ya webm it anon?

>>13676195

autist

>>13676213

It's 11 minutes long and I don't have a good internet connection.

>>13676213

The "commedy" translates to "DUDE OLD PEOPLE LMAO, HITLER WUBALUBADUBDUUUUUBB"

>>13676205

Well now I feel bad for him. Good job, you've made me feel sorry for Hitler.

>>13676170

>how do we make hitler unlikable

He's literally Hitler. What more do you need?

>>13676228

>>13676218

The funny thing is they could've easily made him more unlikeable by turning him into a redditor

Do we really need so many threads about one shit game

This has paid reviews. It's just so obvious and not all that surprising given it's bethshit.

maybe mark should just make this another Cyclical for a bit untill /leftypol/ gets tiered.

>>13676233

What's I'm trying to understand is why is it so hard for leftists to make Hitler look bad. It's not like it's hard. Just show a scene with him making a speech about jews and cut to a shot with a bunch of kikes shoved in the oven.

>>13676235

No

>>13676243

They don't know how to write, period.

If anything its already prepping the player for disappointment. Who the fuck would think that making the major antagonist in your game look weak as fuck is a good thing? Unless they plan on pulling a bait and switch, which I sincerely do not expect out of them

>>13676205

Lazy faggot: https://hooktube.com/watch?v=7TiK-jcb3bI

REMINDER THE GAME IS ONLY 6 HOURS

FOUR OF WHICH ARE JUST CUTSCENES

I thought the expansion for the first game hinted that a failed assassination attempt against Hitler had his brain likely transplanted into a robot body or something. The fuck is this?

>>13676254

I could hardly imagine enduring 2 hours of that bullshit.

>>13676250

It might be the developers masturbating to the idea that Hitler is weak. I can guarantee you if this game has modding support one of the first mods will be one replacing Hitler with Trump

>>13676254

Wolfenstein: The New Order 1886

>>13676256

His dialogue is literally antifa-cuck tier

>>13676260

AIs will kvetch about holocaust trauma until the heat death of the universe because the mind used as their base was 12th generation holocaust survivor.

>>13676205

that was actually kind of cool, I liked it

>>13676275

Do you honestly think video game developers care about what really happened? And even if they did do you think the publishers would allow in the game?

>>13676170

>>13676262

>almost 9 am in europe

>these pop out

Nice to see people from marketing department just got in work and are doing their jobs

Are they really calling it Wolfenstein 2? Isn't this like the 5th or 6th game in the series?

Kind of ironic, that's how Stalin died. He had a brain hemorrhage after retiring to his quarters, and his guards found him later the next day gurgling and laying in his own piss, and he died after several days of living like that. If I was suspicious about the matter, I'd say they were taking Stalin's fall to ill health and applying it to Hitler instead.

>>13676285

It's the 8th if you count the first two Castle Wolfenstein games. It's Bethesda, the same people who brought you "Doom" and "Prey".

>>13676285

is that really your main contention with it

>>13676307

Nope, I just got to thinking about it yesterday and didn't wanna make a thread for it.

>>13676312

good, because it's really not an interesting point to bring up. it's what, the hundredth series to have a reboot series now? shit's pretty tired.

>>13676309

>Wolfenstein RPG

uh, the more you know

>>13676315

But I don't think it's even a reboot. As far as I'm aware, New Order was in the same timeline as Return to Castle Wolfenstein and the 2009 game.

>>13676332

did they really just call wolfenstein 2009 just wolfenstein? Who were they trying to fool thinking it was the first game in the series 🤔🤔🤔

>>13676205

Classic nazi-shitting that's always existed in games, I'm not upset. Interesting scene but why does the game need to have a sassy badass afro woman and interracial scenes, just please go fuck yourself.

>>13676254

Wolfenstein pionered the PFS genre, now it's barely an FPS.

>>13676332

I think Return to Caste Wolfenstein has been retconned and replaced with the Old Blood. Don't know if Wolf2009 is still considered canon.

>>13676170

The first game the Swedecucks made was okay, they were serious on showing Nazi atrocities, now this fucking new one, Jesus it's a fucking walking simulator with padded out cutscenes with political shit. Beyond parody and they played all straight, even the Young Turds defended this shit game because muh political message.

>>13676380

First game had showing crazy shit like the work camps, ovens, and mass shootings, but this new one was beyond retarded, like a parody with NuCucks from Swedenistan, and it's not even tasteful when you see shit like a self-hating white cuck take a ring from a dead soldier to propose to his she-boon antifa revolutionary or that fat bitch who said to kill her mother quickly, and you got the final "boss fight" in the game which is a QTE to put a fucking axe to her head.

Beyond fucking retarded when you put both games side by side, not even worth a fucking pirate when it's just 4 hours long and half of it is just cutscenes.

>>13676393

>work camp

>atrocity

Well, golly gee, where's the Jap holocaust right about now?

>>13676375

>serious on showing nazi atrocities

did you even know what's in the game? lets play devils advocate and say it would be great if they showed the horrors of the Nazis. there is a level where they turn death camps into cartoon level evil circus land complete with mechs for jew removal and oven cooking that you then rampage through like a slaughterwad. It's ludicrous

>>13676380

Don't forget 'inventing magnetic data storage'. Better throw your old VHS's and harddrives out because that's straight nazi technology!

>>13676406

>there is a level where they turn death camps into cartoon level evil circus land complete with mechs for jew removal and oven cooking

I can't blame them, this is pretty much what every "holocaust survivor" wrote in their novels.

>>13676256

Spread this picture.

>>13676411

they already damage controlled that one by saying literally every bit of technology the nazi's invented was actually secret stolen ancient yid magic, the whole thing reads like american allied propaganda super butthurt and eager to revise the history about the fact their entire technological spurt was off stolen tech and their country is grinding to a halt because diversity doesn't actual gets results.

>>13676419

oh and I forgot one thing.

>11 minute cutscene

WHY.

>>13676375

There's no way there was going to be any sort of serious political message from these people post 2016. Their rational thinking was gone a long time ago, but the election did some serious brain damage to these people. It's like a World Peace skit

>>13676393

>crazy shit like the work camps, ovens, and mass shootings

So, things that never happened?

>>13676436

I wish someone would nuke Sweden already. Nothing of value would be lost in the nuclear fires.

>Bioshock gave us an alt history Objecivist sci-fi dystopia

>Bioshock Infinite gave us an alt history American Christian sci-fi dystopia

>Wolfenstein gave us an alt history Nazi sci-fi Dystopia

>Homefront gave us a Korean run sci-fi dystopia

What I want to know is where are the Islamic sci-fi dystopias? Where's my mecha Mohammed?

>>13676457

wait

what was it called

shit

ech

That shitty Dreamfall game!

>>13676457

I note a distinct lack of communist dystopias there.

>>13676464

That's because there's no point in make-believe Communist dystopias, if we already live in one.

>>13676464

Bioshock 2 kind of tried, but everything about Sofia Lamb was so underdeveloped I thought it not worth mentioning. There's always 1984.

>>13676457

People remember Homefront at all?

>>13676471

I find it hilarious that both Orwell and Huxley wrote about leftist dystopias, despite Orwell actually being a socialist. Goes to show they were smart enough to fear the right thing.

>>13676205

its not a bad scene typcial nazi are badguys shit but why is this cutscene so fucking long come on man its a wolfenstein game

>>13676493

Its a current year AAA game. They basically make movies now.

No. Wait. I got it.

Mecha Mecca.

>>13676499

i dont mind movies but fuck man cant i just have some skipable cutscenes or a mode which its all levels then i can watch my movie cutscenes later?

>>13676504

The cube reveals legs and arms before standing up.

>FACE ME, INFIDEL

>>13676206

>Prasing nazis for bringing futuristic technology

You see, they thought about it. From the previous game we know that all that technology was stolen by nazists from ancient secret jewish sociality.

>>13676508

You can just play a better game and have a better experience. No one is forcing you to play the latest AAA trash. of course the last AAA game i bought was persona 5 and that was like 25-30 hours of cutscenes and dialogue

>>13676513

Okay, no.

We'll call it Shariashock.

Mecha Mecca is the big boss.

Your Big Daddies are Jizya Enforcer bots dressed in burkas.

Plasmid powers include stone and acid.

>>13676527

Stone has a damage bonus against females.

>>13676512

nah man i was a kang and shiet man i dont need no anglish

>>13676530

I thought IS defense was a wave shooter like Beachhead

>>13676527

>Little Sisters are still Little Sisters

>Instead of killing them you rape them for power

>There are 72 total

>>13676529

Just make everything have a damage bonus against females, then you can say you're making it realistic.

>>13676469

fuuuugggg

>current MachineGames guy Tommy Tordsson Björk said his studio is doing exactly the opposite with the upcoming Wolfenstein 2: The New Colossus, because cramming in multiplayer would detract too much from the story it wants to tell.

>"The only way we can create these super immersive narrative experiences is if we can solely focus on the single-player," Tordsson Björk said at Gamescom, which actually took place in August. "Having a multiplayer component in this work process would just dilute it all. That's the danger if you try to do two things at once."

>MachineGames considers its Wolfenstein games to be action adventures rather than shooters, "because we feel there's so much more to them than just shooting," he added. Obviously the core gameplay is all about the guns, but Tordsson Björk said it's the setting and the story that really put it over the top.

>>13676588

>action adventure

>wolfenstein

He's most certainly Bjorked in the head.

>>13676521

>Atlus

>AAA

What?

The persona series is too niche and has far too low of a budget to be AAA. They're AA.

>>13676618

Persona is a huge name in japan. Its AAA.

>>13676256

Of course it's anti-white. They literally killed Blazkowicz by decapitating him by the nazi bitch. His head was saved and put on a new body. He's alive with the power of progressive science.

You can also curb stomp Hitler during the acting scene when he's laying on the ground before you enter the glass cube. Not sure if it was intentional to make Hitler sympathetic during that scene. Doesn't come off as a crazy dictator, more of an old man trying to fulfill his life long legacy before he dies of sickness.

>>13676625

Being huge "in Japan" doesn't make it huge. AAA is not a relative term.

>>13676587

u trigger nazi xdd?

>>13676588

>>13676606

>When Wolfenstein: The New Order released in 2014, it was just another shooting game. A bloody excellent shooting game, yes, but in terms of its reception in the greater, non-gaming world: a non-event.

>Fast forward to 2017, and Wolfenstein 2: The New Colossus is attracting a fair bit more attention than its predecessor did pre-release—especially off the back of last week's "Make America Nazi-Free Again" trailer. It's doing so because, at a time when racist intolerance and bigotry is alarmingly foregrounded in American life, "embracing an anti-Nazi stance" can, in some quarters—unaccountably, scarily—appear quite brave.

>Bethesda's Pete Hines made his company's vehemently anti-Nazi stance explicit last week, while also adding that Wolfenstein 2's depiction of a United States ruled by a fascist regime is a "pure coincidence".

>>13676650

Of course it's Pete virtue signalling. He has no time to discuss opposing views or how realistic things are in an alternate universe post-apoc game w/ talking mutants and ghouls

>>13676625

No. Sonic, Mario, Pokémon, Legend of Zelda. Super Smash Bros. Final Fantasy. These are AAA from Japan. Would you put Persona up with those?

Persona 5 was a huge seller, but it didn't have an AAA budget, that's for damn sure.

>>13676650

>at a time when racist intolerance and bigotry is alarmingly foregrounded in American life

Committed and perpetuated by Antifa and the rest of the left.

>"embracing an anti-Nazi stance" can, in some quarters—unaccountably, scarily—appear quite brave.

Leftists fail to learn from history, again, and will, again, wonder they they're getting the noose when Hitler 2.0 comes into power. This time around there won't be any Soviet Russia to save them though.

What are the chances this bombs?

Normalfag reviews for this game on steam are mostly good, and negative reviews are all just complaining about crashes and how fucking buggy the game is. Kinda disappointed.

>>13676696

Steam reviews for AAA games are shilled as fuck, I wouldn't trust it

>>13676706

You really think Bethesda of all companies has to astroturf positive reviews for mediocre games?

>>13676711

>implying that isn't how they first got successful in the first place

>>13676715

Or rather, not necessarily astroturfing but buying reviews up the ass

>>13676711

m8, they unironically come here to shill

Are you joking?

The Good: This game will be forgotten in 2 weeks.

The Bad: Many more pozzed games on the horizon..

>>13676687

It's already bombing. See >>13676362

>>13676696

Frankly, calling it a buggy mess is a better idea than saying something political, because it's more likely people will vote it as helpful and Steam's algorithms will show it to other people.

>>13676733

You know what they say abut Mr. Bones Wild Ride

>>13676744

>7k concurrent players

Good. Doing worse than NuDoom, and NuDoom was forgotten in a week.

>>13676715

I'm pretty sure Oblivion didn't get added to Steam until years after its release.

>>13676731

Are you seriously suggesting that Bethesda doesn't have an enormous normalfag following that buys their games regardless of quality?

>>13676755

No. But you were implying that they don't shill their product.

>>13676205

the blood is fucking atrocious. why. almost everything looks fine and then these absolutely terrible blood/being shot effects, it's fucking cartoonish. Is that what they were going for? Everything else looks reasonably not-cartoon, so it just seems out of place

>>13676309

I believe the first two games have nothing to do with Wolf3d and Wolfenstein name wasn't really copyrighted then

>>13676706

Well, it has only been out for a few hours so I expect that it will change, but not even a single review talking about the plot that isn't all like "Fug year! Killin me some Nertzies!"

>>13676744

You don't have to go on a political rant to call a retarded story retarded. I understand this is hard to grasp for some anons, but sometimes all you really need to say about something is "I don't like it."

>>13676761

No, you illiterate, I was replying to a retard who implied that the only way a Bethesda game would get mostly good reviews from normalfags was if they shilled. Normalfags love eating shit, that's why they're normalfags.

>>13676664

>be failed half-(((jewish))) (((art student)))

>gain political power and lead a war that aids the creation of a jewish ethnostate while plunging all of europe into chaos and killing undesirables

>have numerous reports of you appearing in south america after your supposed suicide

hmm…

>>13676778

>half jew meme

>classical artist is the same as modern day artist

hello shlomo

>>13676778

>it's the hitler was a zionist poster

What, banned from /pol/?

>>13676773

Skyrim was an actual game though, not blatant political propaganda.

its a shit game mind you, but its still 100% game.

This "game" is mostly cutscenes. Its literally Bethesda's "The Order: 1886"

And games like those actually do tend to bomb, even when propped up immensely.

>>13676788

Bad games never hurt a big series until the next entry. Mass Effect 3 sold great.

>>13676778

>>gain political power and lead a war that aids the creation of a jewish ethnostate while plunging all of europe into chaos and killing undesirables

I thought I was the only one that got that. Hitler was the biggest jewish tool.

>>13676748

For reference, Doom $current_year had a 31k all-time peak, and this game has peaked at 7k and is starting to level off. We'll see how it ends up after a day though, America's still asleep.

>>13676770

When I said "something political" I meant "something that someone could interpret as politically motivated." People dislike politics as a general rule.

>>13676795

>Think for yourself, would you care about this scene as much before coming into /pol/?

I'm no /pol/ack but I found that scene awful because it was poorly written, poorly shot, poorly animated, and overall awful. If it was Stalin or Mao getting the same treatment I would be just as annoyed, especially if people kept shilling it like (You).

>>13676806

Mass Effect 3 sold great and nearly caused riots. I think half the reason Andromeda flopped so hard was because no one was willing to preorder it after the ME3 disaster.

This game is full-on Current Year and even then the GG consensus is that they'll buy it anyway.

>>13676519

That's actually fucking retarded.

>>13676847

>check the GG thread

>7 mentions

>4 are of articles about lying in advertisements

>one is about dolphin porn

>two are pointing out the jewry

Alright Petey, stop being a lying faggot.

>>13676519

>>13676863

It's kangz but with jews.

>>13676868

I was talking about KiA, which is the actual HQ of GG.

>>13676847

> the nobody on this board consensus

ftfy

>>13676874

>admitting to going to reddit

>provides no proof at all

>KiA is the actual hub of GG

Your nose is showing.

>>13676892

I don't give a fuck what you think about reddit you tryhard child, KiA is still GG HQ.

>>13676896

I never said people should buy it, I said the opposite.

>>13676903

>open world Berlin simulator during Weimar Republic

>the Jews and Marxists are chimping out again

>join the Freikorps and gun them down and save the city from the vermin plague

I'd buy it.

>>13676906

>tryhard child

Alright, Petey, tell me about the ghoul kid!

Why is he in the fridge?

>>13676906

>posts no proof

>tryhard

The funny thing is I'm willing to bet the opposite is true and I bet that I can find proof within minutes showing you wrong

>>13676919

Was I talking about your inane demand for "proof"? No, I wasn't.

>>13676923

>inane demand for "proof"

My god "anon", I didn't think you could be more obvious than this.

>>13676919

He's also full of shit. I unironically went to reddit to check, and there was maybe five people saying they were considering buying or had already bought the game.

>>13676934

Obvious about what?

>>13676937

I saw more than one highly upvoted post saying they will buy the game, thus I concluded that the GG consensus is that they will buy the game.

>>13676923

>oh no, someone accuse me of having no evidence! what do i do?

<Was I talking about your inane demand for "proof"? No, I wasn't.

>phew, crisis averted! now he'll never ask about it again!

Kill yourself.

>>13676937

Thread archive?

>>13676945

>Was I talking about your inane demand for "proof"? No, I wasn't.

But this is a completely accurate statement.

>Kill yourself.

Take your own advice you fucking triggered snowflake.

>>13676943

>I saw more than one highly upvoted post saying they will buy the game

>he doesn't post proof

>he doesn't remember that upboats can be botted with ease by shills

>>13676945

reddit.com/r/KotakuInAction/search?q=Wolfenstein&restrict_sr=on

They had multiple threads, and look at that, pretty much all of them shit on the game.

>>13676909

Same, but these fresh out of indoctrination center quota hires while never make a game where you're not a commie revolutionary or zogbot killing nazis for the 6 millionth time. Every 3 months there's some new media about nazis and how evil they are for as long back as I can remember, it's so fucking tiresome

>>13676970

Upboats can be downboated and people can also post that they disagree.

>>13676969

top Snek pretty good, for a white ass fascist Nazi pig!!

>>13676985

Anon, I just posted entire fucking threads where they disagree, call the game out and think it will be shit. They've been doing this for months.

You can fuck right off, you have nothing and you're lazy as fuck, you still refuse to even post these likely imaginary posts you're referring to.

You're pathetic.

>>13676992

See >>13676943

>>13677000

Did you really just reference your own post where you said you saw some people upboat something you didn't like and you had to run here and tell us "The GG consensus is that they'll buy this game"

"Well, not the GG threads, but fucking KiA, the real hub of GG"

"I saw some posts on there that were upvoted that said they'll buy the game"

>proof against your post emerges

"Heh, inane demand for "proof", fucking tryhard child"

What the fuck is wrong with you?

I'm surprised the hotpockets haven't gotten to you yet. They must be asleep.

>>13677004

>not wanting criminals of racial discrimination of the past on your market is brainwashing

10/10 logic /pol/.

>>13677020

>doesn't even participate in the thread unless he gets (you)s

(you)

>>13677018

Someone has to debunk and bully him anon

Also

>Bombed half of america

What the actual fuck. I'm curious if this happened in a Wolfenstein game now; it would be them literally believing what happened in video games to be actual history, because this is just

I've seen 4th graders with a better grasp on history than these absolute retards.

>>13677028

This is the only response you can mutter. Your vile criminal nature of death for being born a jew or a black person is showing. You just want to kill. That's all. You're not a man but a beast. Beast not able to socially communicate with the rest non-white tribe. An outcast of the kingdom. Justice will be served.

>>13677036

Some NeoGaffers thought the US won the battle at Alamo.

>>13677046

Don't reply to (1) shills, nigger.

>>13677046

There's literally nothing wrong with protesting criminal government, that's a freedom of speech.

>>13677053

Not when the protesters are commies.

>>13677056

Communism is not an ideology of a social democrat. But just its sigma. The goal is social democracy with capitalist economy, but without social oppression. Everyone will be happy in this system.

>>13677053

>antifa

Anon I don't think you know what antifa do. Its not legal by any stretch of the imagination.

>>13677053

There is plenty wrong with inciting violent criminal action and recruitment into a confirmed terrorist group.

>>13677067

>>13677068

>confirmed terrorist group

Confirmed by who? By white ass nazi pigs in the US government?

>>13677036

>What the actual fuck. I'm curious if this happened in a Wolfenstein game now

I think the mouthbreathing redditor is referencing The New Colossus here, he just worded it poorly. Then again, it might be that he actually believes Germans were bombing the US in WW2, leftists tend to have a very poor grasp of history.

>>13677073

Oh Christ, I fell for it.

Good one anon.

>>13677071

>goyim

>>13677079

Everyone falls of /leftypol/ impersonation, you will never stop falling. But rest assured, there's no left in this thread. Yet.

>>13677012

>Did you really just reference your own post where you said you saw some people upboat something you didn't like and you had to run here and tell us "The GG consensus is that they'll buy this game"

Yes?

>"Well, not the GG threads, but fucking KiA, the real hub of GG"

It's funny that at first the argument was that KiA is not GG and I must be some filthy redditor, yet now people are DESPERATE to defend KiA and tacitly admit to going there.

>"Heh, inane demand for "proof", fucking tryhard child"

You are misrepresenting what I said. Hmm, now why would you do that?

>I'm surprised the hotpockets haven't gotten to you yet.

/v/ is virtually unmoderated.

>>13677018

What exactly am I supposed to be shilling?

>>13677071

I don't remember Wolfenstein ever being about political messages, in fact it's up there with Red Alert as games with vague political undertones but ultimately about shooting down the bad guys. This game is libs creaming themselves at the thought of putting Nazis and the KKK on the same level.

I just read the synopsis and it reads like a Marxists wet dream.

BJ is basically a stooge for his black nationalist and communist friends.

His father is the typical redneck who hates blacks for mo particular reason and eventually sells out his Jewish wife to the Nazis (Why the fuck did he even marry in the first place!?)

>>13677102

I had read that it was so he could get her money (totally a nazi thing to do amirite, not like he wouldn't just fucking take it from a her) but that doesn't explain why he would have a child with her, raise that child, or continue to raise that child after outing her regardless.

Having played the first 30 minutes, I have to say the writing is some of the worst I've seen in an AAA game in a good long time.

>>13677102

>sells out his jewish wife to the nazis

o i'm laffin'

Why can't the whole game be filled with this sort of thing? That's hilarious.

>>13677071

You don't even have to be full 14/88 to realize that the level of blatant political propaganda in the game is pure cancer.

>>13677101

This. 100%.

>>13677123

>not knowing the KKK was full of subversive jews

poor anon

>>13677089

I am speechless

>>13677115

It's like this game is basically saying "BJ's dad represents "Old America". "Old America" is racist, homophobic and evil. We need to kill "Old America" and replace it with "New America" (As in, pozzed as fuck America.)

>>13677119

Pretty much. The KKK and the Black Panthers were govt sponsored domestic terrorist groups and the original crisis actors.

>>13677134

[citation needed]

>>13677134

> Vivian James

Did you get bored reading the GAF thread, newfag?

>>13676795

>being a minority with emotions

Kek, git gud and git back to >>>/leftypol/

>>13677131

Which is really stupid, since it retcons him being a polack that actually had a reason to hate nazis. He also looks like a picture perfect Aryan, yet neither of his parents are aryans. I'm really, really curious to know how many people that worked on TNO worked on this.

>>13677134

>falseflagging with Vivian James

Nice try, nobody falls for the "GOOBERGAYS ARE TRAITORS!!!" meme anymore.

Sage for doublepost

>>13677155

I think they might have had a few "diversity" hires for this.

>>13677155

>I'm really, really curious to know how many people that worked on TNO worked on this.

So am I honestly, I feel like the tone and themes of the story are totally different between The New Order and this one.

>>13676254

that's hilarious

>>13677134

>drawfag is a massive commie that pushes Vivian x Catalunya constantly

It keeps happening

>his name is William J. (((Blazkowicz)))

>while it's never officially commented on he's almost assuredly jewish despite his aryan features like some sort of Larua Loomer fantasy love child with Gavin Wax.

>Him using "die white piggu" is tantamount to kikes today saying "as a fellow white person I'm disgusted by this racism"

DoR comes, everyone at Bethesda is going in ovens.

>>13677172

That screenshot was to show the antifa backgrounds. Also that's the credits for the contractors who did recordings and stuff. It doesn't show who from Machine Games worked on both games.

>>13677190

>11 minutes of QTE and cutscene in one video

>hitler looks and sounds like hilary clinton with a mustache

>people think this game will be good

Fucking retards

>>13677182

As of TNC Blazkowicz was confirmed as half-Jewish. His mother is a kike.

>>13677182

That's a pretty polish name tbf, changing him to be jewish despite him looking like an aryan god and not even fucking mattering is stupid though. I'm not sure if I'll be able to complete it if the entire game is as bad as the first hour.

>>13676909

Doesn't need to go that far down the propaganda hole. Open world Moscow menshevik vs. bolshevik. After deposing the tzar peacefully, you struggle to maintain an interim government until the scheduled elections when the bolsheviks stage a coup and plunge your country into a near century of dystopian horror.

I'd play the shit out of that.

>>13677204

That's fully Jewish then. Kikedom is maternally transmitted.

>>13677191

I wanted the list to see if this was a case of "hire a whole new crew and have giant turnover rates to turn the entire staff roster (((tolerant and diverse)))," or if the devs were just suppressing their SJWdom and are only showing their true colors now.

Besides, why would I want to kill them when the migrants are doing it for me? :^)

>>13677206

It was always ambiguous in the original games whether Billy was Jewish or not. Devs never said.

>>13676456

Why do you fall for edgy holly wood style nazi propaganda? Hitler would have been against cyber implants simply because it is an act against nature. Stop acting like the national socialists were some edgy psycho killers rather than the clean cut well mannered people they are. You larpers are what kill /pol/ without having an understanding on true national socialism.

>>13677190

So, which of those is you, anon?

>>13677216

It wasn't really relevant, as it should be. Is it relevant in this one? Couldn't the father just be an abusive cunt without the whole marrying a jewess for her shekels deal?

>>13677036

>I've seen 4th graders with a better grasp on history than these absolute retards.

I know a guy, an adult, who says he doesn't want to travel to Germany because they hate jews there.

>>13677240

>More people are playing a shitty MMO on the shittiest platform to play it on than there are playing this shitpile

AAA game that most likely won't break 15k consecutive players on PC, how much of a failure is that exactly?

>>13677247

But muslims DO hate the jews, anon

>>13677247

He'll be hard pressed to find a country on Earth where they don't hate Jews. Even kikes in Israel hate their fellow yids.

>>13677240

It's being outdone by Fallout 4, and Fallout 4 was below average for a Bethesda game, both in sales and reception.

>>13677279

>tfw we had a hand in that

Daily reminder 8chan is the strongest site on the internet

>>13677240

If you actually looked at those numbers, you'd realize that AC's current and peak player numbers are identical, meaning it's still growing. Also, Americans haven't woken up yet, and people probably won't buy/play till they get home from work. We'll have to wait and see how it goes, but I don't think it'll go much higher.

Frankly, they alienated most of the PC audience after the Unity shitshow, so it's possible the Steam numbers are weirdly low but they still do well on consoles.

>>13677257

kek

>>13677280

What did 8chan do? I was off the internet when Fallout 4 came out.

>>13677260

>>13677257

Shit, I guess he's technically right then.

>>13677283

>he missed one of the greatest things to ever grace /v/

Newfag, depart.

>>13677250

I don't know man, we can only hope that its a commercial failure and somebodies career gets mangled at Bethesda and Marketing finally pulls it's head out of his own ass and starts flushing devs with left leaning biases

Will that happen? probably not, more likely they go bankrupt developing games that white males find repugnant

>>13677247

I can't speak for everyone, but when I went to visit my father's side of the family in Berlin they basically did nothing but talk about how Germany was being dragged back down into the gutter by the Jews.

>>13677250

the problem with the PC analytic is the demographic that most often buy and play AAAyy games are console kiddies.

>>13677314

But anon, look at where Asscreed is on that list.

>>13677297

I get you, but I mean he was so simple minded about it, I don't think he could grasp that kind of subtlety. He seemed to believe nothing changed in 80 years.

>>13677319

I think anon meant in terms of Wolfenstein games, though I'd argue TNO was equally as bad, if not as blatantly in-your-face about it.

>>13677324

Normalfags are the very definition of gentile cattle the Jews talk about.

>>13677318

I don't understand significance of your response. Game not being popular on PC is not remarkable, and while I'd love to imagine they where a financial failure you cant really get a good perspective on sales based on a segment of the PC market.

>>13677304

>le misquoted strawman

Nigger, you people are giving the SJWs exactly the kind of spectacle they were hoping to see by chimping out like that.

what are you pretending to be upset about today, /v/?

>>13677345

Anon you are the one making a strawman.

Whatever.

This game is going to die the same way Doom 4 did.

Just another consumerist trash where normalfags play it once and never touch it again.

>>13677344

If it failed relative to another AAA game on PC, what makes you think it will do better on consoles relative to other AAA games?

>>13677345

SJW tainting video games with their ideology has always been discussed here, so what is your problem?

>>13677319

No, I meant within the franchise. Before this it was just about shooting nazis and nothing more.

>>13677224

I just like the aesthetic so you can fuck off.

>>13677291

That ending was magnificent.

>>13677292

I'm sorry anon, I'll go to bed.

>>13677319

>currynigger in charge of Andromeda

I wish I was surprised.

>>13677359

Doom 4 had about a 4x higher peak than The New Colossus currently has, but America hasn't woken up yet so we'll see what it looks like later.

>>13677377

Nu-Doom is a good game. Not a good Doom game, mind you, but still a fun enough shooter for what it is. TNO was a boring turd with shitty enemy design, boring maps, poor pacing and a retarded storyline. I'd rather get Nu-Doom 2 than more Wolfenstein. At least there's not much you can fuck up, from a narrative perspective, about shooting demons.

>>13677216

>>13677206

>From Wikipedo

>From the colonial era down to 1870, small numbers of Poles and Polish subjects came to America as individuals or in small family groups, and they quickly assimilated and did not form separate communities. Some Jews from Poland even assimilated into cities which were Polish (and also other Slavic, and sometimes additionally Jewish) bastions in order to conceal their Jewish identities.[6]

>From 1870 to 1914, Poles and Polish subjects formed a significant part of the wave of immigration from Germany, Imperial Russia, and Austria Hungary. The Ethnic Poles and Jews in particular came in family groups, settled in and/or blended into largely Polish neighborhoods and other Slavic bastions, and aspired to earn relatively high wages compared to what they could earn back in Europe (thus why many took the ample job opportunities for unskilled manual labor in industry and mining).

(((Polish))) Americans.

>>13677360

because of the Demographics that play these types of games are more likely to own consoles. These dumb games are what pre-teens consume and children don't usually own gaming PC's. Moreover, the PC market is already over-saturated with cheap alternatives such as Better old FPS & Emulators. The lions-share of sales for these games come from mongoloids who just blindly impulse buy the new flashy game like good consumers. Take Rise of the Tomb Raider, sold over3 million copies between PS4 & Xbone but sold only 160k on PC.

https://archive.is/Bg9zK

>>13677393

The only good thing about NuDoom is a very, very small amount of actually good custom maps. Like a classic bethesda game, the community has to make it playable for them.

>>13676768

The first two games were the prototypes for critical gameplay elements, and iD liked them so much that they bought the intellectual property to make their Wolf 3D games on. It is fitting and correct to include the early games in the lineage.

>>13677407

I liked the sound track a lot. That might be the very best part of the game.

>>13677407

We'll have to agree to disagree. I had fun with the game and it's the best thing to come out of modern FPS games in a long time.

>>13677407

>community has to make it playable for them.

The community had almost firebombed Bethesda studio office in order to get them to fix huge problems which fan weren't happy with during the early showcases.

>>13677403

Its going to sell more on consoles, yes. That's an objective fact. But its going to flop as an AAA title regardless.

>>13677416

Serious Sam 3 came out only six year ago. Titanfall 2 came out last year. Titanfall 2 is unironically faster, and has more enemies on screen at once at times than NuDoom.

>>13677428

>unironically faster

Can you please stop abusing the English language?

>>13677444

For your digits, anything.

Always remember to ==PIRATE BETHESDA GAMES== only and never pay for them.

I proudly announce: I never bought a bethesda game in my whole life.

>>13677407

>>13677393

NuDoom would have been ok if Snap Map and Online wasn't its achilles heel. That and because the performance on my old Nvidia card (with no vulkan support) has been wonky in tums of performance between updates. There have been times where I could run NuDoom at full screen 120fps and other times after patches it wont break a stable 30fps. I also have the game freeze and hang on loading levels.

>>13677450

>HA HA ==WHAT IS FORMATTING?== XD!

why would you ever want to play any Bethesda games?

are you from reddit?

>>13677053

I agree, now why is National Socialist Germany criminal government?

>>13677457

But anon

what about Morrowind and Daggerfall, and works like Call of Cthulu? They used to put out decent games, believe it or not

>>13677464

>Call of Cthulhu

I tried playing it on PC a few years ago till my save got corrupted three quarters of the way through, never again.

>>13677457

NuDoom was fairly good if you hadn't touched Doom 1 and 2 in a long time and so your expectations were shifted, but if you play them one after the other NuDoom feels slower than molasses in an igloo.

Also by far it's worst feature is that you have to unlock upgrades to your movement, it's a serious buzzkill for replays.

>>13676205

>Hitler was full on medications on entire WW2.

>Multiple attacks on his life during WW2 alone.

>His love life is non existence and where it existed it was absolute failure.

<turned into paranoid old man who cannot think straight

<angry at everything most likely as his paranoia about resistance

<physical health turned him into someone who needs to wear diaper

<at one point he hugs but throws this idea away as soon as possible

Holy fuck I didn't thought I will ever feel so bad for fucking Hitler. No man should see his enemies like this.

>>13676225

To add to your misery. Any person with deep depression is more or less a monster. He is made to be absolute monster but it actually doesn't in any way mean he was happy.

Plus stuff I mentioned above, his life would most likely end up with suicide if not for his political career. I realize absurdity of that sentence.

>>13677474

Its funny, they made Hitler pitiable. Its like watching a crazy old grandfather ramble about, and the ironic thing was that his paranoia was justified and correct in the fucking scene

>>13677457

>why would you ever want to play any Bethesda games?

>I never played morrowind

eat shit schmuley

>>13677225

>we're calling the appearance of Hiler …. Jewish Propaganda

No we're calling the appearance of BASED Afro Negresses and race mixing Jewish Proaganda

>Is Wolfenstien 3D "Jewish propanga"

Yes, it's Jewish influenced propanda

>>13677204

>As of TNC Blazkowicz was confirmed as half-Jewish. His mother is a kike.

That makes him Jewish, anon

>>13677483

I'm sorry anon.

>>13677480

> Maybe Bethesda will start to learn their lesson.

If leftists were capable of learning their lesson they wouldn't be trying communism again for the umpteenth time.

>>13677496

hello /leftypol/

enjoy having a dead board

>>13677496

>what is tone

>>13677496

>>13677089

>>13677503

anon I'm already aware that Hitler did nothing wrong besides not kill enough jews

We're referring to the context of this game and what the bethesda writers were trying to accomplish

>>13677496

>No one had problems killing Nazis up to 2017, Wolfenstein 2

>It's not the game it's people being offended

You disproved your own point in your post.

Also >>13677101 summed it up pretty well.

>>13676500

This, it was an interesting depiction, very cool

>>13677508

Sorry anon, I see you were, but I dunno about the rest.

>>13676205

Not a gunfag, but doesn't the luger have a visible moving part in the back to release the shells?

>>13677474

Thank me later: http://www.fpp.co.uk/books/Morell/

If the ww2 germany won and occupied USA, i doubt they'll care who runs it except jews. In fact they will probably raise shitskin regiments like they did from africa and india to occupy the place because they want a pliant government, not a bunch of resentful and intelligent wasps

>>13677499

>>13677498

>>13677500

>>13677502

>>13677512

>get told to man the fuck up and stop whining like faggots, embarrassing yourselves and the right

>whine even more about being called out on it

My point fucking proven. Fuck off to reddit if you're that easily triggered like little queers, their temperament is closer to yours.

>>13677533

i already said hello /leftypol/

that was your cue to leave you pathetic commie cuck

where are the mods when you need them

>>13677496

In the older Wolfenstein games you are an Polish agent that needed to get information, get captured (on purpose) and get the fuck out, nothing more.

This game on the other hand is pure putting the gommies into good light and make it an antifa wet dreams while shitting on whites too.It cries about the nazis while promoting communism even though the group is supposed to be pro-American and might for the Americans, though communism is pure anti-America in its fullest. Its fucking aweful for those reasons. If it was just killing nazi's again no one would give a shit and you know that's true.

>>13677493

>If leftists were capable of learning their lesson they wouldn't be trying communism again for the umpteenth time.

>>13677538

>>13677534

Stop replying.

>>13677542

fight for*

>>13677533

>le right XD

>>>r/donald

>>13677490

>>implying i never played garbage games

>implying TES before Skyrim is trash, with IV being meh

>>>/out/

>>13677544

you shouldnt ignore cancer

you attack it headon so it leaves

ignoring cancer is what got us into this mess

>>13677483

>You are likely wearing nostalgia goggles & need to raise your standards. Daggerfall was a cool tech demo at best but a garbage game. Morrowind was mediocre at best and improved by Mods. Oblivion was always garbage and was made ten years ago. Just let that sink in.

Bullshit. I got into TES when Skyrim came out and decided to play the earlier ones first. They're objectively good games. Personally, I couldn't get into Arena.

>>13677504

Yuri is just as degenerate as Yaoi.

>>13676205

Can someone post nice paintings by Hitler or anyone including (You), I'd just like to see something nice, that'd be provocative, fresh, and groundbreaking - actual art and not vomit, piss, blood, shit or pus

>>13676375

>>13676393

> they were serious on showing Nazi atrocities

the concentration death holiday camp which look slightly more severe than a sanatorium and somehow in 15 years all the jews and blacks weren't destroyed?

>>13676402

Weren't the Japanese camps in Korea actually staffed by koreans who had no issues with abusing their own people?

>>13676436

here's 11 years ago

>>13677066

Where does the government take the money from if there's no social oppression?

You can have aa capitalist monarchy, republic or a dictatorship with no problems.

it's even better that way because the retarded consumerist masses don't impact the nation negatively.

>>13677155

>>13677167

>>13677542

An American, OSA top guy.

Originally BJ was a Texan with Polish ancestry so that'd give us the easiest implication of his ancestors migrating somewhere around the partitions of Poland

Now, Sweden being incredibly assmad with Poland being as close to an actual ethnostate for Poles, no abortions or feminism they engaged themselves in the "Holocaust replacement operation" - you lift the blame for the Holocaust >imlpying it happened from Germans into a generally mysterious and alien "Nazis" of some sort, and simultaneously paint Poland as the only tangible guilty party.

>m-m-muh Jedwabne, 1600 quintillion jews set on fire in a barn! buy my book or it'll be annudah shoah

>>13677533

Seeing nu/pol/ beg you to leave their hugbox is pretty sad, isn't it?

That being said, this is ostensibly a containment thread, you're basically just shooting oversensitive fish in a barrel.

>>13677561

Not 11, 16 years ago.

people need to learn how to filter and report

>>13677571

classic cuckfy

>>13677571

Anti depression pills are a fucking scam, imagine paying plumbers to tape over a broken pipe and then calling different ones once the tape gets soaked.

It's a cycle of

>short-term help,

>decay,

>increased dosage,

>new meds,

>short-term help,

>decay,

>new meds.

tfw bought Gorilla mindset and got cured over a weekend when i read it, thank you lifestyle book merchant.

>>13676205

>shoots the hwite man dead, using an entire magazine

>ignores the kikess director, despite seeing her as soon as he walks in the door

clearly not Jewish propaganda. Hitler definitely couldn't distinguish a Jew from an Aryan….

>>13677581

Chemically salty.

>>13677581

It written by a jew, though I wonder is the book worth giving a read?

>>13676650

>It's doing so because, at a time when racist intolerance and bigotry is alarmingly foregrounded in American life, "embracing an anti-Nazi stance" can, in some quarters—unaccountably, scarily—appear quite brave.

It's THE safest stance you can take as a vidya developer. In fact, it is so safe that for a time every single FPS in the industry was releasing WW2 shooters where you play as either the Americans or Russians. It's like saying that it's a brave and controversial move to make a military shooter about the burger wars in the Middle East.

>>13676895

>Eggs chicken

>"lol get killed"

Yeah after years of being productive and when they don't lay any more eggs you dingus.

>>13677483

Bad compared to what? There needs to be some sort of metric to judge them on, but seeing as they are rather unique in design, the only thing you can really point towards is Gothic.

Someone asked me for sources on the DARPA connections to shit games yesterday. Turns out another emerged yesterday evening. This life stream is a very good introduction into the topic. Some would say: "But isn't that by Aurini who sometimes pimp QuQu?". I have it good authority that you can ignore these. I may be the last one to scream "Acidcuck, Acidcuck.REEEEEEEE~!", but the guy got some damage from revolt's antics and engages in the same guilt by association bullshit revolt and SJW are also guilty of nowadays. Don't let drama cut you off from a fine source.

>>13677571

<spammed /pol/ with redpill threads

<gets eventually banned

<takes a low res screenshot so no one can read what he actually wrote in first place

<continues spamming low res screenshot on /pol/

<gets banned again for ban evasion

<comes to /v/

>seee seeeeeeeeeeeee

Yeah I see…

>>13677606

Consolefags will buy it - they buy anything. They will never play it for more than 30min though and then they buy the next game.

>>13677560

Would you be equally pissed off at your purely hypothetical gf for cheating on you with a girl as with a guy?

>>13677598

They square the circle by equating everyone to their right as nazis. That's how they unironically think they are being brave. In the 1960s, new left academics used to equate things like the family to fascism (see Foucault's intro to D&G's Anti-Oedipus). Everything that gets in their way is fascism, even though large amounts of elites, the media, academics, NGOs, etc. are roughly in support of them. Notice the leftist anons above openly admitting that nazis are in the minority, and that this game is just business as usual (which is partially true, but also partially false because they aren't just going after Hitler now: they are openly attacking whites in some of the content leaked). This state of affairs should be the beginning of thought for truly curious individuals, but this doesn't happen, because they "know" they are in the right. How are they so sure of their righteousness? The cultural industry and ideological state apparatus that is mediated by academia, education system, and the media tells them so.

>1. Pirate the game.

>2. Make a /pol/ edit.

>All enemies replaced with niggers.

>All 'good guys' replaced with germans in uniform.

>Hitler replaced with Hilary Clinton trouser shitting and coughing while being held up by 3-4 security guards.

>All mentions of 'white' replaced with nigger.

>All mentions of 'nazis' replaced with niggers.

"Come and get me you nigger-nigger-niggers."

>>13677661

>wasting bandwidth and time

>not just making /pol/: The Game from scratch

I'm pretty sure if /pol/ got together, they would make the best game ever made and the libcuck tears would be endless

>>13677661

It'd be slightly better but still a garbage "cinematic" game

>>13677673

>play moonman doom, share moonman doom with all your friends

I already did, but my friends just see it as another doom mod instead of the best mod ever made

>>13677598

This. The only difference between those games and this new Wolfenstein is the attitude of the marketers and the people given the spotlight to hype the game up. Everyone involved is also trying their hardest to blur the lines between fantasy and fiction as well, inserting some edgy mention of killing nazis that'll become more annoying and bland than "I'M PICKLE RICK UBRRRP" in a shorter period of time, and sustaining itself by saying that if you're even a smidge annoyed by this or have no interest in the game or even dislike it, you must be a bigot or a Nazi yourself. It's like people resorting to bringing up homophobia as a defense for Dragon Age 2, but worse. The only thing about the game is that nobody on the left would actually allow for someone with B.J.'s physical build or phenotypes be on their side unless they were forcibly drugged and castrated. I've only seen bits of the game but it comes offf as what I said earlier, an attempt to remove the separation between real life and fiction.

>>13677672

>Only freaks enjoy that shit

Agreed. In entertainment nobody really likes when the antagonist or villain is just some weak guy who has limited control over all of his faculties without at least having some way to back it up. I fucking hate Communists but I wouldn't want to see a film or play a game that's just beating on some Che-worshipping cunt without even an ounce of testosterone in his body. There's some catharsis in that but that's something for small comics or MS paint images. I've only found leftists, SJWs, and bullied Deviantart users conceive of plots and villains who exist solely for the purpose of being defeated in the most pathetic and dignity-void manner yet living no better prior to said defeat. Despite their obsession with "punching up", the left's version of winning is to "punch" downwards on the guy at the bottom of the ladder as hard as they can.

>>13677687

>The only difference between those games and this new Wolfenstein is the attitude of the marketers

no it isn't anon. Even if the Nazi's where enemies in all the other Wolfenstein games they where still cool Nazi's and seen as formidable and menacing. These modern incarnations are clearly meant to be white Americans and the developers are expressing their animus against Real American Citizens and virtue signaling to the far left. Moreover, this latest game has far more perverted pornographic smut, and unessiary bodily fluids. For example the Nude Pragnat woman covered in blood pregnant women covered in blood and the Nigger fucking a fat German Girl. To ignore these thinks and claim its just like Wolfenstein 3D is intellectually dishonest. Even if the Nazi's hypothetically where not in any Wolfenstein game the differences between these Bethesda titles and the classics is like night and day.

Nude Pragnat woman covered in blood *

>>13677066

"In striving for socialism, however, we are convinced that it will develop into communism"

-Vladimir Lenine

Socialism, in the mouth of Marxists (and they all are, non-marxist socialists are stupidly rare), "end game" is communism, always was always will be.

Which is why there never was "real communism" and it's always only a few mass graves away…

Communism being the "paradise state" where "the need for violence against people in general, for the subordination of one man to another, and of one section of the population to another, will vanish altogether since people will become accustomed to observing the elementary conditions of social life without violence and without subordination."

That's where the meme came from. Communism has never existed… only Socialism (which is the transition period to communism).

>>13677719

Actually, the transition period is one of brutal dictatorship because communism "needs" a strongman to take everyone's shit away to "redistribute". How one is supposed to persuade the dictator to step down once communism is achieved is anyone's guess.

>>13676275

http://vho.org/dl/ENG/t.pdf (page 145 onward)

It would have to be open bonfires on a grate, right?

>>13677595

He's not actually a jew, worth a pirate at least.

and it didn't really matter for me to pay 20 bucks when i wanted to kill myself.

>>13677672

> i just imagined a scene were Stalin vomits and piss himself

He died in a pool of his urine while having a seizure because the soldiers near him didn't want to get executed for seeing him that way.

>>13677485

It has some good tracks

Its not a good OST in any way though

Its a really average game, could have been better if there were more enemies and variety on screen, wasn't short as fuck and the Hell levels didn't suck massive dick.

Oh yeah, the takedown pinata bullshit is also bad and so is the shit forced plot and removal of control to use something for an animation.

>>13677496

Add to all of this that the game is also strongly disrespectful to Partisans as well. Commies or otherwise, they put their communities at risk for the sake of liberating their home countries against a foreign oppressor. They formed pretty much a grassroot anti-Gestapo, working as a way to get things done in spite of the occupants. In nuWII, your goal isn't to free America, it's to make sure that everyone else in the world is a-okay with your totally different ideology, whose main points are genociding the race that is currently running the world. Basically the only difference between the renegades and the Reich is that the former has a casual dress code.

The biggest atrocity was removing Bill Brown from being the main composer

>>13677240

>Total War Warhammer II leading the chart

We will win, lad.

>>13677736

Good post.

>>13677687

You're naïve and idiotic.

>>13677673

I'm sorry? I'm not talking about morality at all. As it stands, Morrowind is the best in its sub-genre.

>>13677708

Shit, that sounds even worse than I thought. I saw the Communist shit and the anarchist credits screen. I don't mean to come off as intellectually dishonest, it's that aside from this board, it's like almost everyone else is just on the 'Kill the Nazis" bandwagon to the point where they're buying the game without even knowing that it's a shooter. I would've assumed that the regular enemies at least would appear to be genuine antagonists rather than Sonichu Jerkops just waiting to be killed. It's like most people want me to know nothing about the game besides circlejerking about how great the "bash the fash" marketing is.

>>13677736

SJWs and leftists believe that anyone who isn't them is very mentally unstable and incoherent, when they're just projecting intense cognitive dissonance. It's why they think that misogynists can somehow hate female characters existing in video games yet want curvy titty monsters in video games at the same time.

>>13677744

I just don't like seeing pathetic people in entertainment. They aren't fun. That would mean having no modern Communists and Socialists in video games and movies though, but I'm fine with that. I'd rather watch IRL leftists get fucked over instead.

>>13677775

The best way to fuck over leftists is having them getting fucked by all sides and not letting up, but since you're almost pathetic as them, ruining their escapism is far too much for you.

>>13677815

>the frenchfag has to kill nazis in videogames to feel good about himself because he got blitzed faster than Bosnia

Also, why are Frenchfags such subhuman animals who can't play videogames to save their lives?

>>13677844

>Poland doesn't get gibs from Germoney

Are you retarded by any chance?

You might be because you wouldn't post misinformed drivel like that.

>Jedwabne Exhumation was stopped because precious Israel got really angry about the death toll possibly not being 5 quintillion so they made up a number in Tel Aviv the national memory institute took as truth

>implying it's actually Polish, and not polish-speaking government

epic.