/v/ - Video Games

How am I supposed to remember the most forgettable game I've ever played?

The most forgettable that I can remember playing?

>ps1

>love monster rancher and dragon seeds

>rent some other monster game by the name of "master of monsters" or some shit

>MC is some toothpicky fuck from a village that was fucked by some dude

>only survivor or something

>have to pick a champion to be your tutorial

>pick some muscle dude

>game tells you to summon monster

>summon monster

>game tells you to select space

>select space

>says Press X

>press X

>nothing happens

>press X more

>nothing happens

>not 5 min in and the tutorial doesn't even fucking work

>turn it off and play something else

>bring game back

>ask what was wrong with it

>dude behind the counter takes the game disk out of the case, looks at it, then snaps it in half before throwing it away and say "oh, must have been broken"

>rented Unholy War and had a damn good weekend

Valis III comes to mind for being so average that it is uniquely average, contradictory as this may seem. It just manages to be kind of exciting, kind of fun, kind of good-looking. It never excels at anything but also never truly fails completely.

>>13660201

carlos.wav

But seriously this game was mediocre as fuck. The combat system was okay - game was melee based brawler with option to customize combos to gain additional effects from the moves you put in. But the story was hot garbage - imagine Mirror's Edge, but in a world where memories can be traded and serve as secondary currency. Cool premise, no? The game underutilizes that premise gloriously though. You hack the brains of some people and reorganize their memories via minigame, then said people instantly become your BFFs 4 lyfe. That's just fucking stupid - how come they don't revert to the original state when they realize the massive holes in their memory? The only non-forgettable part of the game is its visuals - futuristic Paris looks fucking awesome, also the main heroine has delicious realistic butt jiggle post the gif, i know you have it.

cont.

>>13660971

second game of my triumvirate of boringness

This game is the ultimate bait and switch. It starts out strong - with the reveal that you've been playing as good guy templar for once and soon veers into boring zone. Missions are yer usual repetitive kill that guy, trail that person, collect some useless shit. The story imo is the biggest contributor to the boring factor. I'm not burgerstani, but i think that the most dedicated scholar of american history would find this shit boring af. There's historical characters and most of them are actually okay, but the protagonist are fucking retarded piece of shit that can be summarized in two words - MUH PEOPLE. The game should've kept the Haytham as protagonist and made Agonizing Lizard (forgot his actual name, sorry)

into some shitty sidekick that was trained in assassin ways poorly as a joke.

>>13661007

And the final game which title i had to google to remember

Okay this one's easy. Game's basically a singleplayer MMO. Combat is okay, but the main offender to the boringness comes from the story and the world. It's just so static, barely anything happens without the action on your part. Is this some smart writing shit since you're fateless dude in fatalistic as fuck everything-is-predestined world? Nah, imo it's just lazy game design. Dropped the game about halfway in btw, which is rare as fuck for me.

>>13660142

>>13659935

Walmart is going down the fucking tubes competing with online shopping sites like Amazon. They have been expanding but recently they don't price match because they are doing so awful and people are getting let off by the handful in almost every store.

With Amazon's new drone fleet expected to come out soon I doubt running down to the store for some groceries will exist in the next few decades, neither will stores like Walmart.