f6bcdd No.13625049
Last Webm Thread is on page 14
Post your Webms/mp4s and have some fun
39762b No.13625256
>>13625145
>nigger wif a knife
I already knew the outcome before they started shouting
2b6c8b No.13625281
>>13625062
you need to encode using vp9 lad or still images will look like shit and it'll be bloated
f6bcdd No.13625287
>>13625256
What are you talking about mang he dindu nuffin he was just cooking and wanted to know who was at the door. :^)
08a662 No.13625535
>>13625062
i always miss the good stuff when it happens
7b0a6b No.13625540
>>13625478
All that poor man wanted to do was FOOTBALL, and both the NFL and video games have let him down.
>inb4 I find out he's also SJW
4b16ee No.13625644
>>13625622
It's been awhile
00fc39 No.13625677
Who's your fave hero? Mine's Powergirl.
0648e6 No.13625853
>>13625789
I don't feel disgust or rage when watching these
just depression
4c2a3b No.13625874
>>13625562
>using that Koakuma animation for anything other than Drop the Bomb
Heresy
f62aa6 No.13625933
>>13625789
I want a duck now.
>>13625844
>inb4 demo gets triggered by his videos being posted again
f6bcdd No.13625990
>>13625933
When was this? The only time I remember him being pissed is when someone posted his YT pic on cuck/a/ then replied with a pic of his nutsack.
f62aa6 No.13626061
>>13625990
During one of his twitch streams he went on a short, mini-rant about how he hates seeing his videos on 8chan webm threads because it makes him feel like weird or some shit like that. I don't recall the exact vod as I've been going thru all of his vods lately I couldn't even tell you which game it was in which he said it. Maybe crash bandicoot, dark souls 3, or mgs5.
3ed84f No.13626078
Squishward Fakes Krabsperger's Syndrome to Tickle Buttholes #gigquij9zbs
63ab7a No.13626101
>>13626061
Demo is a fag, lol.
989cbc No.13626104
>>13625990
oh jeez,I knew he did Twitch now but holy shit that seems awful to watch
f6bcdd No.13626141
>>13626061
Im sure hes probably talking about webm threads in general over on cuckchan cause that's where he frequents I think, I don't blame him though but I just want to share his videos cause their good stuff.
>>13626104
It's not as terrible as you think, It makes for good background noise.
b2f70d No.13626142
>>13626078
Is this MKULTRA?
fdfed1 No.13626173
>>13626061
>feels weird
>about people liking your content
Jesus Christ the hell is wrong with his brain?
f62aa6 No.13626226
>>13626141
He said he browses both 8chan and 4chan but prefers 8chan to 4cuck because while it is slow as shit it has a better community than 4cuck. He was talking about internet places he frequents and went on a a few tangents.
>>13626173
A bit of paraphrasing because i have a shit memory but he definitely does not like seeing his stuff in webm threads that much i know.
f62aa6 No.13626251
>>13626226
Shit i forgot to upload a webm again
f6bcdd No.13626264
>>13626226
Didn't know that, I'm just going off memory of watching a stream of his of him browsing cuckchan. At Least he has good taste in chans.
dfdfe1 No.13626370
>>13625112
Jesus christ. Anon autism is amazing
b8ca56 No.13626836
>>13625671
>scope
>bipod
>rifle
The problem is that you can't tell if it's a joke or not; both the japs animating and watching may think this is reasonable
5ff5db No.13627002
For the first time (?) in webm form, in astonishing bad quality, "The Invincible Momotarou".
428cff No.13627137
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>13625671
Here's a far better "version" of that BOTW video. Make it a webm if you want, I think they deserve the YT views for their hard work and editting.
7c8c72 No.13627169
>>13626728
>>13626728
why is the one in the dress not wearing pantsu
2a78d6 No.13627280
>>13627002
interesting.
have a french animated short.mp4
it's better with translated lyrics subbed, but i can't find a better quality vid than this.
919b3b No.13627347
>>13627280
>Short begins and ends with the sacré-coeur
It's really hard to imagine there was a time where everyone was against the construction of the damn thing.
5bf22c No.13627447
My first try at WEBM, no bully
83b2df No.13627478
>>13625112
We've come a long way.
8fd1cb No.13627533
>>13627002
Why is the Demon trying to rape the kid, is the demon Jewish?
08a662 No.13627849
>>13627447
16MB gives you a lot of leeway, try to fully explore it
65fccd No.13627888
>>13627757
Mantis X is so fucking bad. The dicks are too long and too floppy; they look like pool noodles stuffed into flesh-colored condoms with how they behave. The lolis all have the exact same facial expression, which never reflects the audio or the dicking she is supposed to be receiving, just randomly changing to stock hentai expressions. The animations are stale and just loop and because he's so afraid of clipping, in that clip she isn't even gripping the dicks properly.
2/10 kill yourself for posting this garbage and snackbar Mantis while you're at it.
46fa19 No.13627891
>>13625789
this is good, isn't it?
75b851 No.13627907
>>13627891
>not instantly recognising the filenames
Yes, they are harmless
46fa19 No.13627937
>>13627907
i know them, i mean the videos themselves, in our shitty lifes on our shitty computers this realy lights me up
d111f8 No.13627990
I could convert this, but given it's like 10 minutes long it's easier to just post the SWF
83b2df No.13628014
>>13625145
>that fucking sound
20c0f5 No.13628025
d43779 No.13628033
>>13627927
This makes me muh dick but the thing that keeps it from a 10/10 is that the tit bounce is too much and and not realistic.
65fccd No.13628046
>>13628033
The slow dance with changing clothes and teasing angles-style music vids are pretty nice.
7cca07 No.13628051
>>13628033
> the tit bounce is too much
Honestly it makes me laugh every time I see that webm. I appreciate the idea behind it though.
d43779 No.13628052
>>13628046
>not the ingame model
bdd17c No.13628080
>>13627847
>archiving webm threads
08a662 No.13628092
>>13628025
no it's not so how about you stop using shitty browsers instead
76a1e5 No.13628104
>>13628092
>using botnet proprietary software
Do you enjoy your place as the goyim?
08a662 No.13628129
>>13628104
i ain't the one that can't download shit fagget
bb41df No.13628174
>>13626061
>>13626101
That fucking faggot needs to make more videos instead of shitty streams
5ff5db No.13628176
>video:3438kB audio:13316kB
How do I reduce audio quality with VP9?
00a874 No.13628198
>>13628129
Is that it or is there any more of this?
a51a74 No.13628206
>>13628104
Worked just fine for me in an older version of PM, fam.
76a1e5 No.13628216
>>13628176
Audio doesn't use VP9. You can choose how it's encoded. Opus currently is the best so use that. Set the bitrate at 64kbps for stereo
56d603 No.13628246
08a662 No.13628255
>>13628198
there are more but i can't remember where i have them saved
76a1e5 No.13628268
>>13628206
When I downloaded it, it said the frame rate was 0 frames per second encoded with Premiere. He needs to stop using such shitty tools
2ef19f No.13628403
>>13628080
>he thinks archiving WebM threads is retarded
You are a huge faggot, go suck more dick and get AIDS
bdd17c No.13628429
>>13628403
The files don't get archived you cum guzzling queer. You end up with a bunch of thumbnails only
f6bcdd No.13628430
>>13628403
It is fucking retarded you fucking fag. Like what's even the point of doing so? Too look at that one webm you missed?
00a874 No.13628469
83b2df No.13628475
>>13628430
>>13628429
I've heard it's to count the proportion of vidya webms or something.
f6bcdd No.13628488
>>13628475
Who ever told you that is a mouth breathing retard.
6945ff No.13628552
>>13625049
is that low T faggot dead yet?
2c4ad5 No.13628591
>>13625145
>OOOOOOOOOOH YO KILL MA CHILE OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH YO KILL MA CHILE OOOOOOOOOOH YO KILL MA CHILE
5ff5db No.13628660
AD 2017, CY +2. As Codemonkey increase the filesize limit to 16 MB, one anon takes the first step in converting Legend of the Galactic Heroes to .webm form.
8chanの歴史にまだ一頁
d78bfb No.13628683
>>13625535
I made that webm.
>An Incredibly Stupid Idea For A Bethesda Game.mp4
Just let you know that is the actual title of the video.
6945ff No.13628685
>>13628033
>breast physics not advanced enough
76a1e5 No.13628773
>>13628660
Anon for now you might be better served by mixing the audio down to mono and reducing the bitrate, so you can use that space for video. Also you've got to aim a bit closer to the 16MB mark
08a662 No.13628850
>>13628685
how can the breast physics be advanced if our eyes aren't?
d43779 No.13628885
>>13628773
>physics tied to framrate
5ff5db No.13629126
>>13628773
Then I must learn to use ffmpeg directly.
bdd17c No.13629203
>>13628475
>I've heard it's to count the proportion of vidya webms or something.
webm autist strikes again
40794e No.13629208
>>13625145
He KO'd a guy with a fucking djembe, this is priceless.
50e651 No.13629359
>>13629208
>>13625145
nigga got hit by the sound of pain
08a662 No.13629531
>>13629273
third best depiction of death on screen
becac8 No.13629617
>>13625145
Let's list all the ways guy in webm 2 fucked up.
One, coming to the door with a knife (or screwdriver?) in hand when answering the police.
Two, not dropping said potential weapon when told to.
Three, STEPPING OUTSIDE TOWARDS THE POLICE while still holding that weapon.
The kicker: That woman screaming "YOU KILLED MY CHILL" after dude got lit up probably called the cops because said dude was being an asshat anyway.
83b2df No.13629649
>>13629355
>silver love
>overwhelming maternal metallic perfection
f6bcdd No.13629720
File: 9295d2432228005⋯.mp4 (Spoiler Image, 3.47 MB, 854x480, 427:240, Demo catches clover in a c….mp4)

e2f8ea No.13629760
>>13629624
What'd you change with this?
bb9699 No.13630007
>>13629983
Here's a version of #3 without the jpeg spazziness.
b3610f No.13630366
>>13629720
>first webm
I can only hope the lack of gay shit and furries stops this from spreading any further
e1b5da No.13630372
>>13630072
Would have been better with Wolfenstein 3D style sprites.
9f3068 No.13630426
>4cuck here
>just saw a thread with the front page of 8chan v
>see webm thread
>webm thread has sounds
>webms are big as fuck
sorry for being late.
c24c78 No.13630438
>>13627323
>1st webm.
wow what in insufferable cunt. some of the complaints were somewhat valid but he's actually going to complain about the AI bugging out because he's going too fast? im pretty sure the guy in the back has no idea what a glitch actually is.
421191 No.13630446
>>13625644
>tfw no interquel to elucidate how Mitsuru and Akihiko changed so much
83b2df No.13630541
>>13630426
What kind of greentext is that?
c24c78 No.13630691
>>13628280
>those physics
disgusting.
d3e77d No.13631100
>>13630426
Lurk for three eons before posting, newfaggot.
d111f8 No.13631144
>>13629760
Original the guy made a 30FPS video at 60FPS, so I converted it back to 30FPS because it was just doubling frames with no payoff for it
The prior version I converted to 30FPS then back to 60FPS with Hybrid, but figured I might as well make a bigger 1080p version so just went with 30FPS for the 1080p version and converting a 60FPS version at 720p right now
dbefad No.13631160
This feels relevant today.
d111f8 No.13631174
>>13629760
Sorry I mean 720P 30FPS
497196 No.13631769
>>13630426
at least you admit it
Have a webm.
83b2df No.13631881
>>13630544
>those numbers
>that ID
d1ef4d No.13631966
>>13629647
>my_summer_car.webm
135978 No.13632102
>>13630544
We need a parody of The Night Pat Murphy Died, stat.
08a662 No.13632105
>>13631769
>that quality
>that filesize
>that aspect ratio
where do you shop for your webms? on >>>/gif/?
bb41df No.13632220
>>13630426
Kill yourself and never come back you stupid nigger.
d1ef4d No.13632233
>>13632143
>Some autist records himself leaving his driveway
Where's the funny car crash/engine failure montage you faggot cocktease?
08a662 No.13632298
>>13632233
depends , where your webm/mp4 you faggot?this is a webm/mp4 thread and so far i put you down for a duck
f62aa6 No.13632446
>>13627323
That guy is my hero, glitchless my ass.
>>13628174
I agree he needs to make more videos but both his and clovers streams are fucking great.
8dd3b6 No.13632508
>>13632446
>>13627323
two things, glitchless runs are boring as fuck but more importantly, aren't the rules written down?
c0bd27 No.13632524
>>13625200
So what exactly happened here? Was 8chan involved?
d111f8 No.13632550
>>13632508
Yes, the rules are if a run is glitchless it must indeed be glitchless
The guy claimed his run was glitchless when all he did was make endless exceptions to his glitches
c3781a No.13632601
>>13630069
>home automation
I wouldn't trust this unless it runs a BSD with no network drivers on pre-2013 AMD or otherwise unmanaged hardware
>>13632479
>mid 2000s alcohol adverts on german television constantly used this song
what did they mean by this?
>>13632524
Tyler Malka got Weinstein'd and the mods abandoned ship.
135978 No.13632603
>>13630438
>>13632446
The runner and the couch guy agreed they would do this "comedy routine" beforehand, you nitwits.
18cae8 No.13632816
>>13627888
>t. that anon who married shinobu and is mad about being cucked
f35dce No.13632881
>>13625671
>/k/'s waifu
You have to be shitting me?
You shoot clay pigeons with a shotgun because it trains birdhunting, using a high powered rifle would destroy the meat and bird.
On top of that the angle is fucked if you're laying prone, which is for distance not height which clay pigeons are usually close by as you again use Shotguns.
Also her firing posture is shit, you don't slouch when firing a shotgun and wouldn't have to anyway if you're aiming upwards nearby.
In short its a fucking dumb video that only a weeb could like.
f62aa6 No.13633029
>>13632508
I have no problem with glitched runs but calling something a glitchless run, meanwhile using two dozen glitches that arbitrarily don't count as glitches is asinine.
>>13632603
That seems fairly obvious given the rules that sjwgdq has implemented.
685595 No.13633116
>>13625112
>80 minutes crammed into a 16mb webm
e0752c No.13633165
>>13632816
>implying Shinobu-anon didn't immediately kill himself after the ceremony so he could spend eternity with his waifu
It's like you don't even know what love is, anon.
b88197 No.13633245
>>13633165
BABY DON'T HURT ME
135978 No.13633299
>>13633165
Except he's already back at work making the next installment of his VR waifu simulator, this time more generic day to day stuff and to be released publicly.
8cc215 No.13633358
>>13633299
>VR wedding
>VR moving in
>VR kids
>VR divorce
>VR alimony
e0752c No.13633383
>>13633245
Don't hurt me ;_;
>>13633299
You got a link to this?
656a01 No.13633448
>>13632881
She's also firing a .50 BMG in the air, which is a good way to kill someone a few kilometers away.
135978 No.13633487
>>13633383
>You got a link to this?
Lurk the /agdg/ threads on here, he hasn't posted in this one but still occasionally posts updates.
Minimal effort search of the /agdg/ archives from the wiki, he posted in https://archive.fo/X9CGC starting at post number 13512431.
>Oh i'll be releasing this one. I haven't even announced anything yet or made a page on the 8wiki. I'm just working on assets and planning. The gamedeving comes afterwards. I find this to be a faster work flow.
e0752c No.13633571
>>13633487
Neat. Thanks for the intel, bruv.
d43779 No.13633573
>>13633448
Kill yourself you fucking shitnigger.
8cc215 No.13633633
File: e6b8a48b5658460⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 244.82 KB, 3000x1444, 750:361, 6147eae78e36603261e504bc64….jpg)

File: 182e831e17b1609⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 1.11 MB, 1916x1200, 479:300, d5432684405db49a31a7cf4c55….png)

File: 9cd26cbd90df465⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 198.93 KB, 1080x810, 4:3, 9cd26cbd90df46523b8c28a2ac….jpg)

>>13632881
/k/'s real waifus
e0752c No.13633669
>>13633633
>tfw no qt accordion-playing slav gf
b3610f No.13633676
>>13633633
>that third one
Gives a whole new meaning to "shooting from the hip."
136641 No.13633752
>>13633633
>A-10
But anon, haven't you heard that no one likes the A-10?
d52f34 No.13633817
>>13628430
Got source on these songs?
1b17c6 No.13633847
>>13625677
Is there more to this?
f31ad8 No.13633994
>>13627002
>Voices sound crystal clear as if it was produced in a studio today
>Animation looks like it came from the 1910's
What the fuck?
6945ff No.13634204
>>13630058
thats fucked up
18cae8 No.13634259
>>13634226
Is that demo in the last one?
f6bcdd No.13634336
>>13634259
On the bottom left yeah
fb9aed No.13634511
>>13631769
>>13632105
this legitimately looks a million times better than any cgi skellingman I've seen. Why can't nice things like this exist anymore
113238 No.13635380
>>13627194
>First webm
>Someone liked the shit I made enough to post it after I completely forgot it existed.
There is truly no greater feeling of validation
e4a9a2 No.13635421
>>13634511
I've always enjoyed stop motion over CGI. It's not just about real lighting being hard to mimic, but also about respecting how much time and effort goes into quality stop motion. It's like playing a game that was built by someone with true passion compared to the shit that's churned out in AAA titles.
f6bcdd No.13635433
>>13635380
That's the best feeling man. I know I post some shit oc thinking no one would download and sure enough next thread it's up with the same filename.
113238 No.13635507
>>13635433
It's so simple but it means allot, It's confirmation that there is at least one person in the world who likes something that you made.
8b047c No.13635594
a8247e No.13635606
>>13633116
That's nothing, an anon on /k/ got a 90minute film into an 8mb webm.
6945ff No.13635733
>>13628324
>Don't forget to check out the merch
dd4255 No.13635796
>>13635507
> that there is at least one person in the world who likes something that you made.
There is always someone who likes it. Don't think that people dislike your work just because one person is complaining. People who like something usually don't say a thing while people who dislike you are very loud.
b3610f No.13635920
>>13634683
>making OC
you are the real hero of this thread
113238 No.13635969
>>13635796
It's not really if people dislike it, it's more of a "You are your own biggest critic" sort of thing. Like when you make something you see what you could have possibly done better, but if you know someone out there likes it anyway then at least you know that you did a good enough job.
19721b No.13636240
>>13631160
hope the 2nt season is just as good as the first
7d2050 No.13636247
>>13626269
Ima need about a million more bits in the bitrate on this pls
bdd17c No.13636396
>>13631160
these people are really easily influenced
d43779 No.13636407
>>13635267
what the song in the 2nd one?
68c0b7 No.13636435
f31ad8 No.13636439
so what's a good method of ripping webms/mp4s from youtube? The one i have doesn't always work, sometimes the music will just not rip or things like that.
e71760 No.13636444
dd4255 No.13636454
>>13636439
jdownloader 2 is pretty decent because it can help with a lot of other shit too.
d43779 No.13636456
>>13636435
>tfw suddenly feel like a nigger
b88197 No.13636468
>>13635509
Neat, gonna try this one.
Also, music name?
7fdfba No.13636577
>>13625145
>2nd Webm
Wait, is that the Coalburner and her son from the car, where she's telling him she's done with him for being so violent and uncooperative? Saying she regrets having him? She just got him out of prison or some shit?
fd16ab No.13636710
First time video editor here, anyone have any good free software they'd recommend? And any tutorials to go along with it?
a6b898 No.13636759
>>13636454
Get a grease monkey script called YouTube links. It let's you get all videos in either webm, mp4 or audio without leaving the website. Alternatively just use one of the many websites around that do that, i use catchvideo.net
a6b898 No.13636769
>>13636710
Avidemux & virtual dub
f31ad8 No.13636814
>>13636454
>jdownloader 2 is pretty decent because it can help with a lot of other shit too
So far it's pretty nice, i like how it produces an ogg file along with the mp4, which i could see coming in handy.
Also early spongebob has unusually good music.
00fc39 No.13637004
>>13633847
1st webm is the first half of the webm I uploaded originally. 2nd webm is a silly bonus.
f251f0 No.13637226
>>13636769
Thanks anon
I think I need something with more features, like what you'd see in Paint.net or MS Paint
This is reaaaally barebones, I'd like to edit frames and crop in faces and whatnot
36f07d No.13637505
>>13630544
Too fast. I can't read what's posted. + you have 10 more MB you can use.
8505d2 No.13637666
>>13634511
>Why can't nice things like this exist anymore
Because it's expensive, labor-intensive, requires a high degree of skill and is difficult to outsource.
c59b35 No.13637929
>>13633994
It was a soundless cartoon, so any music/voices would have to be played alongside it while it was being viewed. The audio is a much more recent recording.
d111f8 No.13638049
Not finished, but working on that anons request
7d38b9 No.13638375
Requesting the rest of the collection
83b2df No.13639346
>>13635920
>tfw no gameboy gondola game
255882 No.13639348
>>13636396
>Peasants.
This surprises you? Its also a reoccurring theme.
0a1607 No.13640081
Anyone have that webm with the german song with the grill singer going "dum da da dum dum dum, fellafel dinger" or some shit to some anime video?
2b6c8b No.13640127
>>13638375
sure wish I had them with sound
8cc215 No.13640152
>>13640127
>being cucked by his own ghost
gets me every time
fd16ab No.13640371
Anyone know where I can /scurv/ Sony Vegas? Preferably a non-torrent?
061caf No.13640674
>>13640081
> "dum da da dum dum dum, fellafel dinger"
wat
000000 No.13640850
>>13640371
I dunno, get a VPN for torrenting. I can give you a copy of the old Vegas 12 I've used for years if you're gullible enough.
3a510a No.13641243
>>13629577
song in the the third webm there, lad?
497196 No.13641344
>>13632105
It was really fucking old when I first got to 8chan, was the first thing I asked to be converted.
Hard as balls to find the scene with the actual soundtrack.
>>13634511
Stop motion is uncanny as fuck and creepy and it still falls into the "this is fake" category when you see it, but it actually LOOKS like something is there.
497196 No.13641413
>>13633165
man, the new IT is so fucking focused on "ooga booga, here is a monster" that it completely lacks any of the cerebral horror that is needed for it.
No wonder normalfaggots love it.
bb9699 No.13641429
>>13641344
I would argue that stop motion is more realistic than any modern day CG monster. CG monsters are made to move too fluidly. There's no rigidity that comes with possessing a skeleton when things made with CG move. Next time you're outside, watch how humans and animals move as they walk. This is why stop motion is much closer to reality and falls in the uncanny valley whereas CG is a step behind in terms of realism. Stop motion shit actually has rigidity.
The only thing CG gets right is buildings, vehicles, and other solid things. It's living things that we still have trouble with.
497196 No.13641527
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>13641429
Right ,that's part of what I knew was missing; the skeleton. cgi is too fluid and doesn't have the physical hangups said skeleton has.
Compare this masterpiece to any of the dino fights in the jurassic park sequels.
2ef19f No.13641539
>>13628429
It does on my browser
>>13628430
>I have no argument
>I'll just keep calling him a fag and a retard
You're projecting so much that you went beyond the 4K Ultra HD resolution
>Too look at that one webm you missed?
I don't even browse these threads frequently and quite frankly, no one gives two shits about your opinion
0821bb No.13643388
>>13625933
>>13626061
Anyone have that pic of his balls he posted when he sperged out while drunk?
no homo
f6bcdd No.13645598
>>13641539
>no one gives two shits about your opinion
seems like you do to respond back to me.
bfaa03 No.13646625
Anyone has the "I'm a nigger Morty" video?
8b95ee No.13646991
What do you fucks use to make all these high quality webms?
e9d2a1 No.13647034
8b95ee No.13647049
>>13647034
Thank you, have a random webm from my disorganized collection
6792fe No.13647448
>>13646991
staxrip, after effects, premiere and back in the days I was using xmedia.
5cdff6 No.13648244
Sorry for being a faggot, but can I have that webm of that dude in red robes screaming? Could really use it right now.
136641 No.13648347
>>13648244
It's a classic.
5cdff6 No.13648607
>>13648347
>>13648325
Excellent lads, all I could remember was "Rex"
4d9c19 No.13650745
>>13646677
I had this at 1% volume knowing damn well it would be an rip earphone video, and yet it was still loud as fuck. So glad I don't use earphones.
6792fe No.13653518
>>13653500
>>13653486
that shit was actually painful to watch
3cd4ef No.13653744
>>13641539
ISIS one is fake