5584f0 No.13615154
Wario is now 25 years old.
1b972b No.13615164
e470f2 No.13616064
>using the Wario Ware abomination
c5e2e8 No.13616070
056bea No.13616073
>>13615164
best merchant
>25 years;_;
41bb72 No.13616075
Why is his brother called Waluigi instead of Гuigi?
c5e2e8 No.13616090
83d58d No.13616098
>>13616075
How the fuck do you say Г? Spell that shit phonetically.
f8fd21 No.13616103
What does Wario spend all his money on?
7f5ad6 No.13616112
0253d2 No.13616114
>>13616103
He doesn't spend it, he's a kike.
83d58d No.13616132
>>13616103
Giant houses and whores.
>>13616114
Nah, kikes get their gold by scamming others out of it. Wario kicks a ton of ass for his loot. Bitch earns it. (((Warioware Wario))) is a different story, he's a parallel universe kike that scams people with his bad game. It's the difference between Moon Man and Moonman.
d88005 No.13619054
I wonder if we'll get a Wario game in 2018
e0682c No.13619092
269d2f No.13619104
>>13616098
>How the fuck do you say Г?
Its name is kind of like "ghe" (which is phonetically spelled гэ, kind of like how u is phonetically spelled you), it's pronounced similar to the English letter g.
cf77a1 No.13619115
>>13616132
You mean the difference between Moon Man and Mac Tonight, right?
e0682c No.13619132
>>13616132
>Nah, kikes get their gold by scamming others out of it.
He stole Mario's castle and all his shit in his very first appearance
5584f0 No.13620055
>>13616064
Unhappy Wario then
>>13616098
Gammaigi?
>>13616132
>(((Warioware Wario))) is a different story, he's a parallel universe kike that scams people with his bad game. It's the difference between Moon Man and Moonman.
Basically the Gabe Newell in Mario's universe?
38df28 No.13620060
>>13616101
>Wario World has the fucking tightest controls ever in a GC game sans Sunshine
>Game is over in like 3 hours tops
>no modding community dedicated to it
WHY THE FUCK ARE THERE THOUSANDS UPON THOUSANDS OF HOI4 MODS
5584f0 No.13620111
>>13619054
And butcher it with Pay2Unlock? I think it's better if they just let the corpse rot until its bones.
d19928 No.13620693
>wario will never be an antagonist again
9c688d No.13620719
>>13620693
>Wario
>Antagonist
He is an honest capitalist trying to make an honest buck.
5584f0 No.13621284
>>13620693
He did on MarioxRabbids
583824 No.13621360
>>13621284
Why did I google it? Deep down, I knew the result would upset me
5584f0 No.13622273
Could have swore I just witnessed a Mario holding a credit in a Nintendo site.
5584f0 No.13639494
Get Super Mario Odyssey with a shiton of useless items that your console needs… greedy
83d58d No.13639709
>>13619115
Moon Man and Moonman are two different people. Moonman is a doppelganger that goes around pretending to be Moon Man in an attempt to ruin his reputation. Similar to Wario and his (((WarioWare))) doppleganger.
>>13619132
Because Mario is a beta male cuck. Fucker finally grew some balls and took back what was his.
>>13620055
>Basically the Gabe Newell in Mario's universe?
Pretty much.
9dfa3d No.13647333
I once tried to emulate Virtual Boy Wario Land (Mednafen/Retroarch VB I think) and the framerate just sped up to incredible levels and there were hardly any options to do fix it.
>>13620719
Wario did nothing wrong.
5584f0 No.13648852
>>13639709
>Mario finally grew some balls
He's easy to beat him in smash, specially as Wario.
886c1b No.13649919
>>13615154
Wario Land 3 is the best Wario game ever. It will never be topped.
779473 No.13649981
What if Wario and Waluigi are actually Mario and Luigi from the future?
1b972b No.13650014
>>13649981
Mario became a fat Jew and Luigi somehow grew 5 feet taller?
779473 No.13650033
779473 No.13650042
>>13650014
>>13650033
And went they went back in time. They hit their heads, losing their memories and leaving only their aged personalities.
24e5c7 No.13650052
c0ada5 No.13653498
>>13649919
VB Wario Land is better.
2a82cd No.13655631
Time for some wario posting.
2e4a41 No.13658141
>>13650014
>Mario became a fat Jew
What do you mean with "became"? He's already a fat greedy piece of shit.
>>13653498
>The best Wario game that no one played
3ds port NEVER FUCKING EVER
e41d16 No.13658204
Man, he doesn't age well at all then.
033a32 No.13658943
>>13616101
Just played through all of them for the first time this year.
2 > 3 > 4 > 1 > VB > Shake It! > World
They're all fucking good though. 3 is good, but overstays its welcome and has too much backtracking. I like backtracking, but holy shit. 4 has the tightest mechanics, but it's really fucking short and doesn't give you much time to really enjoy the levels. 1 is decent but not too much to it. VB is better in mechanics than 1, but has far fewer levels and stupid pixel-hunt secrets where you literally have to pound random panels and hit random walls to find everything. There are two in particular that took me over 30 minutes a piece to find, and that's no fun.
Shake It! has some of the best art, but something about it just doesn't rub me right. It just doesn't feel as fun for some reason I can't quite put my finger on.
World is fun, but it just doesn't feel like a Wario game and it's over way too fucknig fast.
423856 No.13659227
E-E-EXCELLENT
Alright lads, what do YOU want to see from a new Wario game?
2712bb No.13659393
Wario always wins baybee!
38df28 No.13659686
Reminder that Waluigi is not his brother but rather a friend he invites any time he feels like going for some tennis matches.
b03e3c No.13661340
>>13659227
For it to never be made because NUtendo and Treehouse will find a game so shit that it will retroactively destroy the entire series like they did with Metroid.
cbf3b3 No.13663117
>>13658943
VB > 1 > 2 > 3 > 4 > a bunch of other garbage that no one should waste their time one
I always found it fascinating how this series experienced nearly a linear decline in quality from the first game (with VB the one exception), where each game was worse than the last one.
f2dee0 No.13664122
>>13659227
wario world 2 (3d beat 'em up/platformer) with optional co-op waluigi would be fun
d95f2f No.13668136
>>13659393
WARIO ALWAYS PLUG A DYKE!
>>13664122
Fucking this.
d95f2f No.13668245
347958 No.13668263
>>13668136
>Wario and Tracer
but why
84a1f5 No.13668688
>>13668136
Wario is a fucking stud.
2a82cd No.13669085
>>13668263
Because he's such a manly man he turned her straight.
>>13659227
>>13664122
Yeah we need another Wario World where Wario just sets out to kick ass and gain dosh because he's wario.
The couch co-op with Waluigi would be baller, especially if Waluigi has a different moveset. Bonus would be being able to play as either wario or waluigi for a different gameplay experience in solo player.
f2dee0 No.13674656
>>13663117
Put 4 in between 1 and 2 and you'd have my list.
I feel like the immortal Wario entries are a tad overrated. Especially 3, which is just a chore to play through with its tedious design (i.e. making you have to re-learn your old abilities) and over-excessive amount of collectibles.
420fc7 No.13674687
>>13669085
Nah, Wario is Tracer's Drinking buddy at the local LGBTQ club. This is Canon according to a Dorkly comic.
If you are not absolutely seething with rage now, I've failed at my job.
f06089 No.13674742
>>13674687
I get it and it's ironically satirical, since they're portraying a couple of trannies as ugly layabouts.
8999c9 No.13674750
>>13674687
>implying Wario isn't hard gay
33d0cf No.13675111
>>13668263
Wario straightening up some cunts, no Elaine bullshit tho'.
>>13669085
I've always wanted Waluigi to show up on Shake it and make those pain in the balls achievements easier, I mean for some reason they lowered Wario's pitch voice.
630968 No.13675115
Can anyone here do a decent Wario impression?
33d0cf No.13675150
>>13674687
>Dorkly
>I already hate this girl's artstyle
>I'm so funneh guise!111!! IMA GIRL GUMER
33d0cf No.13675232
>>13668263
You should see what happened when he drew ScoutXTracer
>>13669085
>Dead Happy Toad being pushed away
EVERY TIME
a36baf No.13675233
>>13674742
It's saying they're gay, not trannies.
>peach and daisy are mario and luigi's love interests
>there is no wapeach and wadaisy because wario and waluigi's love interest is each other
33d0cf No.13675255
>>13675233
Although Wario got a girlfriend in Warioware.
684431 No.13675275
>>13675255
>Wario got a girlfriend in Warioware
Who? and which Warioware game, I thought those characters were just Warios firends I don't remember see anything about one of them being his girlfriend.
630968 No.13675294
>>13675275
The dark-haired princess Apple.
33d0cf No.13675307
>>13675275
>1st WarioWare
In some of those pause screens after beating the boss battle it shows up Wario dreaming about Mona.
684431 No.13675314
>>13675307
>it shows up Wario dreaming about Mona.
That doesn't mean their in a relationship.
a36baf No.13675323
>>13675307
>dreaming about her
>this means she's his gf
Boy have I got some news that's probably gonna shatter your reality
33d0cf No.13675329
>>13675314
>>13675323
I don't remember which other Wario game, but Mona states that she's into wild and muscular men who focus on riches.
684431 No.13675342
>>13675329
They might both like each other, but I don't think it was directly shown that they are a couple.
33d0cf No.13683180
>>13674742
>Millennials want Waluigi to be a kike
>They will rage because Waluigi is actually a cheating loser just like a typical jew.
fbfb43 No.13683203
>>13661340
>The 3 parenthesis in the 2nd pic
saved
803a58 No.13683541
>>13620060
>WHY THE FUCK ARE THERE THOUSANDS UPON THOUSANDS OF HOI4 MODS
I never understand why anyone would play any grand strat other than Vicky II. If it doesn't have the population/economic mechanics then what's the point?
1aa3ce No.13683550
>>13683541
Sheer. Undiluted. Hyper-Concentrated. /tg/-grade Prime Autism.
996c0e No.13684238
>>13674687
And to think, I found their fat Samus comic cute.
5d476f No.13685183
>>13684238
The whole site is pozzed as fuck. Imagine a Blogger who spends all his time browsing the 4chins and subreddits in order to compile screencaps of /pol/lacks acting outraged that Wolfenstein allows you to kill nazis… and then writes an article referring to them as "whiny pissboys."
9b9c09 No.13685224
>25 years ago was 48 years ago
>Super Mario Land 3 is still the best Wario game
996c0e No.13685256
>>13685183
I'll never understand why artists are so susceptible to poz… though most artists aren't really artists now of days.
75ca94 No.13685373
>>13685256
Granted, the original content on there can be passable. JHall is doing a Sun and Moon playthrough comic on there, and that one is thoroughly enjoyable. The Pokemon Rusty team is doing another project too, which should be fine enough.
33d0cf No.13688211
>>13685183
>The whole site is pozzed as fuck
They already have a tumblr blog
0df66a No.13688254
>>13688211
This upsets me because they mix in real problems with trannies wanting to fuck little girls in the bathroom.
33d0cf No.13688410
>>13685256
There's something I really dislike their artstyle, it's like Buckley plus Scott Pilgrim as main references.
>pic related
The sniper looks better than anything they have drawn.
707391 No.13696425
What are your thoughts on the new Melee in Brawl mod? It brings Wario Land again.
3d2c5c No.13696503
>>13696425
Link? Is it better than Project M?
8da0b5 No.13696579
>>13688211
>>13688254
The artist gets so close yet so far. They can identify the problems, but they can't seem to grasp a realistic solution. They want a band-aid fix so they can stop worrying about shit rather than something that cuts to their root.
The experience gap is a very real issue, and of the examples, this one was probably the most reasonable, but there really is a disproportionately high number of retards in this generation that blew their education on impractical careers paths and the over-saturation of the job-market only amplifies the problem.
>Fucking trannies
Faggots need therapy, not acceptance.
>Living wage
Yeah, wages haven't kept up with inflation, but raising minimum wage doesn't fix anything, it just kneecaps the middle class. Cull the inflation, de-saturate the labor market, and stop importing 3rd world workers and outsourcing abroad, etc. Same goes for universal health care. Fix insurance and healthcare, don't standardize it.
And finally
>People think millenials are casual virtue signallers
>In reality, they're HARD CORE virtue signallers.
The generation may have been dealt a really shitty hand, but really they're just making it worse. About half of it's their own fault anyways.
707391 No.13701364
>>13696503
No official to the public, only spergs sperging about it on Yt.
f2dee0 No.13704151
784505 No.13704887
I wish I was an attractive female nintendo game character so I could have Wario ejaculate inside me and bear his child
no homo
f8264e No.13705073
>>13675232
Can someone take the "would you make a black character white" and then put up pics of hollywood / media black washing, heimdal (from thor) comes to mind immediately, but also more important characters. I'd do it but im going to bed in a min
5584f0 No.13709978
>>13705073
They already biting themselves, with "Mercy was a gay nigger sucking off to Genji"
e33c57 No.13710308
>17 years and still no waluigi game…
1a7368 No.13710386
I have such fond memories of Wario Land 1 - 4. Flipping out when I found a secret world or unlockable. Ware might've moved him more away from mainline games, but I blame World more sealing the coffin. What a crappy game on par with Yoshi's Story.
58e46f No.13710387
>>13616098
The Г is pronounced for "Wal" you dingus.
>>13616103
>What does Wario spend all his money on?
What HASN'T this fucker bought? He has castle, several cars, planes, you name it.
>>13619054
Never ever.;-;
>>13620060
Modding GC games isn't as user friendly as PC modding; we're lucky we even have Melee mods.
>>13696425
It's WA/10 my dude.
5584f0 No.13717513
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In Wario World, Wario faces his own greed with a shape of a black jew. Don't believe me? Try to hear it and it sounds like an edited Wario voice clip from Mario tennis.
5584f0 No.13717540
Waluigi is real! As a fucking costume, just in case if you miss his attire from Super Smash.
>>13710387
>It's WA/10 my dude.
Did you actually play it, their link is private?
58e46f No.13721706
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>>13717513
Posting superior japanese version.
>>13717540
No, but i've seen vids on it and it looks great, like an improved PM with more Melee and less CnD. They have this really cool Wario Land castle level that looks really great.
5584f0 No.13722458
>>13710308
They could just make a shoot 'em up with nerf guns.
5584f0 No.13723618
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YES I DID
What did he mean by this?
79678b No.13726768
I'm going to 100% VBWL and unlock the SUPERHARD mode.
5584f0 No.13727799
b714c3 No.13732063
>>13669085
>banjo music
I'm still pissed that it isn't some sort of higher pitched and more frantic italian sounding music to contrast with WAHrio's. At least there's the crotchchop.
>>13668136
Does that say "love is love" under the whiteout? Fantastic. Absolute alpha male.
6eb9cc No.13732300
>>13732063
Wario's should have at least been banjo music instead as a reference to the country music he would listen to while working out as mentioned in Wario Land 4's manual.
337e12 No.13732341
>>13696579
>Faggots need therapy, not acceptance.
Therapists are the ones who tell them to transition and give them hormone pills.
b714c3 No.13732343
>>13732300
>wario listening to country music
There's no way that's in the original japanese manual.
6eb9cc No.13732367
>>13732343
What does the original japanese manual say, then?
b714c3 No.13732483
>>13732367
no idea, I don't read moon runes. Here's the page though, and here's where I got it from https://www.nintendo.co.jp/data/software/manual/manual_PARJ_00.pdf
900fc2 No.13734804
>>13655653
Is Wario a fat slav? Something about him made me always think he would make a good Serbian stereotype.
06fad7 No.13734936
>>13732483
This is just him shitting and eating. IT'S ALL SHITTING AND EATING
6a7278 No.13735969
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>>13669085
Somebody should update that video, including his entrance, trophy award and animations from previous game, his voice sounded more hysterical.
6a7278 No.13736009
>>13732063
>tfw someone tracked the lyrics and uploaded on Youtube
>It didn't last jack shit due to copyrights
9f3c2b No.13739940
Hats Wario > Transformations Wario > Ware Wario > Smash Wario
We in agreement?
e457fe No.13741125
>>13675323
damn, waifufags have fooled all this time
6a7278 No.13743247
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UH-AH!
Brawl Wario in Smash Wii U when? His head twisting removal is what really killed him.
6a7278 No.13743286
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>>13696503
Found some decent footage
e24847 No.13744464
>>13743272
>liking shitny (shitony) or shitcrosoft
9f3c2b No.13746536
>>13743272
wario is the only good thing about shitendo
027dda No.13749336
>>13749298
>Wapeach
This should be a thing, why isn't it?
260446 No.13749342
6a7278 No.13749372
>>13749342
Dorkly confirmed to run Nintendo Treehouse
39da0c No.13751578
1b058a No.13755192
>>13751578
Nintendo is like islam to Europe, it's completely alright if THEY do it.
1b058a No.13762656
It's worth mentioning that Wario's airplane never showed up after 2001.
9769de No.13762747
>>13749336
Because it doesn't make a japanese pun the way Wario and Waluigi do. Wario already has his own princess and a female rival so there's also nothing for a Wapeach to even do.
520502 No.13762851
>>13620055
But aren't Wario Ware games successful in their own universe? It's shown to be very lucrative in each games' intro and ending, until his employees get rowdy for not getting paid.
7df816 No.13762864
>>13749336
Already exists. She's called Captain Syrup.
1b058a No.13768206
>>13762851
Basically Wario's own Steam platform.
>>13762864
Then who's WaDaisy?
72fb57 No.13769034
>>13735969
I've got the away and home intros for charged
1b058a No.13772093
>>13769034
>Diddy Kong's midi was later used for Great Tiger's theme on Punch Out Wii
Similar with Luigi's theme, I'm pretty sure they used it for Don Flamenco.