02706a No.13599484
Got your CDs ready yet anon?
Why give out boring candy when you can hand out vidya. You'll be the coolest house on the street!
You've still got plenty of time to make them. Better get to work!
d31746 No.13599513
>>13599484
>give little Timmy a CD
>"what's this mister?"
6bd3b0 No.13599520
>muh Yume Nikki
What's this massive obsession /v/ has for Japanese Undertale?
c14e99 No.13599530
Nobody celebrates Halloween where I live.
54d0a1 No.13599536
>>13599484
>tfw I live in a Jewish home in a Jewish area
I hope those are either eroge games like Sengoku Rance or lewd animus like Highschool DxD
54d0a1 No.13599542
>>13599520
>Comparing Yume Nikki to Undermeme
You disgust me
711748 No.13599544
>>13599530
They started it to celebrate it here for no reason at all, aside from kikes marketing it. It's horrible shit.
54d0a1 No.13599549
>>13599544
wait really? I don't see anything on my thotstogram
e454ca No.13599551
>>13599520
It combines autism with gook autism.
So it's perfect for /v/.
e86416 No.13599584
>>13599536
MARK, YOU NEED TO STOP PLAYING DOSE PORNO GAMES, MARK! YOU NEED TO GO AND GET YOURSELF A NICE SEPHARDI WIFE MARK! MAAAAAAAAHRK! THIS IS A JEWISH HOUSEHOLD MARK! YOU'RE GIVING YOAH MUDDAH A HEAHTATTACK MARK! MY LITTLE BABY ISN'T GOING TO WASTE AWAY PLAYING VIDEO GAMES WITH HIS FRIENDS! OY VEY, MY SON IS ALMOST GAY AND A SHEYGETZ AT THAT!
MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHRK!
54d0a1 No.13599596
>>13599584
I'm trying mom, I'm trying.
f26425 No.13599605
>>13599584
>nice sephardi wife
>sephardi
>nice
might as well go full Mizrahim while you're at it.
ea3c16 No.13599607
>>13599513
>Tell them it's a video game
>"But how would you even play it? Smartphones don't have blu-ray drives."
e86416 No.13599615
>>13599605
You've outed me as a non-Jew anon, what am I ever going to do? I had assumed they were preferred because they're not Ashkenazi-tier hideous.
413ad7 No.13599616
>Not giving them copies of Fallout 4
b70d2b No.13599620
>>13599607
>kids
>playing vidya on smartphones
I mostly just wanted a reason to post this image
3b1ae5 No.13599715
>>13599484
Would parents even let this happen?
f26425 No.13599744
>>13599715
it's the exact reason they check the bags. I mean just think of it
>anon gives game out
>most parents dispose of it
>most kids who don't get it thrown away never play it
>the few who do either don't like it or turn into anons
another life ruined tbh
de5f61 No.13599839
I hand out full size candy bars because those houses were always the coolest and I want to be the coolest house on the block.
9cc6ee No.13599885
>>13599873
>open halloween game
>"Hey guys, what this lostboy.exe thing? Is this the game?"
a85325 No.13599915
>implying children even use PCs nowadays
>implying they play anything resembling real games
most you can do is give them gift cards to buy spooky scary freemium microtransactions
c80b47 No.13599935
>>13599484
>CD's
>Implying children know what that is or how to play that on an ipad
You'd be better of giving them bubonic plague
7634f7 No.13599989
>>13599620
That game might be shit but at least the girls are cute.
43f7c1 No.13599996
>THIS FAGGOT AGAIN
how do the kids react OP, do you think they really play your games?
I hope at least one or two do because you look like you work hard on them.
7634f7 No.13600037
>>13599996
Kids love this shit. I used to copy older pirated games on USB to everybody back in Grade School and they loved it.
I don't know if putting "Yume Nikki" on the CD is going to inspire them want to play it, maybe. Then again, it's spookier than Cirno but parents might be more willing to let Johnny play Halloween Game than some shit they can't even pronounce
real-time normalfag thought process: "what if this Yume Nikki CD is porn".
f471dd No.13600052
>>13599616
>enabling piracy
bb5146 No.13600075
>>13599484
I'm pretty sure most parents would freak if some neighborhood stranger gave their kid a mysterious cd. The tech-illiterate ones would, at least.
d31746 No.13600113
>>13600075
They would probably think OP is a hacker trying to blow up their computers and cars.
2afa91 No.13600128
>>13599520
That photo is years old son.
43f7c1 No.13600136
>>13600037
Yume nikki less so probably. I feel like the tech minded ones would be slightly wary of a CD given out by a stranger. But if they dig em then keep giving them out.
How many years you been at this now? Three?
7634f7 No.13600137
>>13600075
>>13600113
Don't listen to these fuckers anon, they'll thank you for not rotting kids teeth out.
The only people retarded enough to think that are Jehovah's Witnesses and I don't think that they celebrate Halloween anyway.
765fec No.13600143
Y'know you've gotta admit, whites are a pretty privileged group to consider handing out CDs.
c80b47 No.13600157
>>13600143
They already hand out 700k to niggers so CD's don't make much of a difference.
4b7947 No.13600168
>>13599935
>Bubonic plague
That's so not CURRENT YEAR, anon
c80b47 No.13600197
>>13600168
>tfw in my (still) soviet-controlled country pozzing is only 3 years
I bet that'd change rapidly, if someone were to infect the government workers and judges with the gay cancer (^:
765fec No.13600198
>>13600157
>700k
Where are you getting these numbers? That can't be right? Source?
7634f7 No.13600216
>>13600168
>trick-o-treat
>San Francisco
>gay guy gives you candy
>months later you feel sickly, have persistent cough won't go away
>chalk it up to winter
>symptoms get worse
>May rolls around
>pass out
>get diagnosed with AIDS
>have to spend summer vacation getting treated and getting Truvada meds.
Damn, Yume Nikki is sure looking good…
c80b47 No.13600221
765fec No.13600246
>>13600221
Those aren't reputable sources?
a85325 No.13600247
>>13600216
good thing you can't spread hiv like that
7257fc No.13600248
I'll give them seemingly modded halloween minecraft discs that actually contain an auto executable that deleted system32.
c3eb47 No.13600259
>>13599484
>(1)
In case this isn't some fag pretending to be the real you just to shitpost, and you're reading this OP, keep doing what you do. Even if 99% of kids don't know what the fuck a CD is, or their parents throw it away, if it makes even one kid happy it's worth doing.
What games are you giving out this year? Any new ones?
62ba85 No.13600266
CDs with games on them? Please that's much too expensive. I'm doing the same thing I've been doing for the past 6 years;
I'm handing out Halloween candy that I bought during the previous year's post-halloween sales.
7634f7 No.13600269
>>13600247
Yes you can. You put your bodily fluids on the candy.
765fec No.13600282
>>13600269
Only if there's an open wound.
bb5146 No.13600286
>>13600269
That requires unwrapping the candy, and with all the paranoia of poison and razor blades and shit, it's very likely a parent will notice.
a01478 No.13600289
>>13599484
>implying kids have anything that can read CDs
Sorry anon, they only play mobileshit now.
85e724 No.13600297
>>13600269
it requires fluid to fluid contact, the virus dies in the open air almost instantly.
de5f61 No.13600298
>>13600269
Better trick, they wear an costume than involves sharp finger nails and scrape the kids with aids infected blood coated nails.
c3eb47 No.13600304
>>13600266
>Give out stale candy
>Gets mixed in with all their other candy
>Kids get home and eat the stale candy
>They hate it
>Can't egg your house because they don't it was you
a85325 No.13600306
>>13600298
better trick, they just pull out a knife and kill the kids on the spot
7257fc No.13600315
There's this one thing that you can give kids for free and they will be forever grateful to you. Telling them to fuck off or you'll call the cops.
4b7947 No.13600318
>>13600282
Yes, good thing it's practically impossible for a kid to get stomach ulcers from drinking so much pop, right anon?
>>13600297
>(1) and done HIV misinformation
1e259b No.13600322
>He doesn't give kids their first orgasm as a treat
4a603f No.13600326
>>13599484
>Why give out boring candy when you can hand out vidya. You'll be the coolest house on the street!
How many times did the kids say something like "this is stupid! Where's the candy?" and just throw the CD in your face?
7634f7 No.13600331
>>13600286
>>13600298
>blood on red candy
>urine on yellow candy
If you wanted to infect the whole block, you could set it up in just a few hours. No need to unwrap, just dip in some fluid that doesn't have a distinct smell.
Or needle it in.
a05b24 No.13600343
>>13599484
>every year, there are less and less anons who know about the origin of that picture
647f01 No.13600348
>>13600266
>TFW you live in a semirural area so you don't even get any trick-or-treaters
a85325 No.13600353
0b9b7a No.13600355
>>13600266
I'm going to hand out fart bombs and see if I can get an angry mob of parents to come to my house.
c3eb47 No.13600378
>>13600318
>stomach ulcers from drinking so much pop
Is it so unimaginable for a kid to have a simple cut on their lip or finger, that a stomach ulcer is the what came to mind? And from drinking too much pop? Really nigger? Or were you agreeing with 765fec, and I just mistook your statement for sarcasm?
8ff38d No.13600382
I give away small bags of chips because I hate sweets. Hello again
b8b055 No.13600387
>>13599484
>What'd you get from the house Billy
>Gee mom this fat guy had no Candy, but he put his greasy CD with cartoon pictures on it in my basket. He smelled funny too.
4b7947 No.13600400
>>13600387
I had a customer at the Walmart come in the other day, he needed an unlock at the games case.
He looked like he had half an extra chromosome, wanted a Sonic game, and smelled like cat piss and looked fat.
7257fc No.13600403
>>13600387
<Honey get over here! That creep from around the street gave our son a pedophiliac compact disc. I'm going to call the cops
43f7c1 No.13600410
>>13600400
Nigga, thats like half the fucking customer
t.fellow Walmart employee
pls kill me, fuck layaway
c3eb47 No.13600425
>>13600343
What, how old is this pic? Because there was a thread with that pic last year where the OP was genuinely handing out CDs with games on them and that's probably the earliest I remember seeing that picture.
79fc45 No.13600432
>>13599484
And how are the kids supposed to get the CD into their smartphones?
de5f61 No.13600437
>>13600410
>work as a cashier at walmart
>everyone I work with wants to be at customer service for some reason
>every time I pass there to put away go backs, someone is screaming at CS
Why do people like working there?
3b1ae5 No.13600454
4b7947 No.13600455
>>13600437
>Canadian Walmart
>Smaller store
>No layaway
>Haven't heard any customers screaming vocally in anger in the two years we've been there, but there's been a few upset ones
>>13600410
>>13600437
By the way, how's One Best Way™ working out for your stores?
44121a No.13600461
>>13600437
So they can run return scams with their friends and family.
79fc45 No.13600477
Step 1: find out what brand of candy bar is given out a lot in your area
Step 2: buy a load of them
Step 3: inject laxatives into the candy bar via a small syringe, leaving the wrapper seemingly intact
And that's how you get rid of Halloween in your area.
de5f61 No.13600497
>>13600455
>By the way, how's One Best Way™ working out for your stores?
No idea, stopped working there a few months ago after finishing college. Is it new?
>>13600461
that's not what it sounded like to me, people trusted me for some reason and would tell me their secrets. It was also mostly women who wanted to do it too.
f0ccdf No.13600512
>Not giving them a small gift bag containing a black candle, chalk, pentacle wash-off tattoos and a mini snickers.
It's almost like you don't want to start a scare amongst religious nutters on this greatest of holidays.
43f7c1 No.13600524
>>13600455
>one best way
whats that? No one tells me anything. I try to be nice and give the benefit of the doubt with people but a lot of my managers are idiots. They don't care, nor have the willingness or drive to go further. I took this job as something easy to do while in collage but this shit is just busy work out the ass.
God I could bitch about that place all day. Fucking heads up their asses.
sage because starting to blogpost
4b7947 No.13600559
>>13600497
>>13600524
Oh man you'll love this. They decided the big push should be on customer service, but in reality, our CF3 score (clean/fast/friendly/full) dropped from like 92% average to about 70%, and our FAST and OSCA metrics are just as bad. And we're the best in the district
>Rather than working with a SWAS->Department Lead->Associates, home office decided that the most efficient way to get the job done is to instead take on role-based jobs, rather than departments
>No longer have grocery dept, or fashion dept, or whatever, it's all role-based
>TLE, fresh, cashiers still operate as before
>Customer Value team
<Handles the mods and price changes, works at like 5 am to 2 pm
>Customer Fulfillment
<Basically the backroom stockers, but renamed for some reason
>Customer Salesfloor Experience team (me)
<Responsible for zoning the store, helping customers, and providing cash overflow, covering all areas of the store, basically be others' bitch
<Includes cash, electronics, jewelry
In reality, a given 4 foot section will be out of stock for at least 2-3 items on average. My other low tier associates were supposed to have cash training in July, we still don't have it and are expected to have it as part of our jobs, and our TLs and SWAS people know and we just haven't had time to do it.
>O/N's or fulfillment are behind so we have to help out
>This means we spend the day stocking instead of doing our duties
>Sometimes we get to do our own fucking job and touch up a department that's been neglected for a week so it doesn't look like a disaster
>Can't make any positive headway/routines because 3 fucking cashiers call off every day, which means we're always down a person to help, so no time to do any training
>Holidays are coming up
>>13600524
OBW was rolled out back in August.
The only good thing I can say is that at the store level, my fellow associates, even the Assistant Managers and Manager himself are fucking great to work with. Them seem open to concerns and try their best, but I know a lot of the senior staff (5+ year people) don't much care for them
de5f61 No.13600596
>>13600559
It seemed like senior staff always hated managers because the managers would be new associates and would rise up to management faster or would be hired in as management.
The worst people I worked with when at walmart was people who had worked for walmart for 5-10 years and never rose into management for some reason. They always acted like they were owed management but never tried to get it.
79fc45 No.13600599
>>13600497
> It was also mostly women who wanted to do it too.
They probably enjoy interacting with people / customers
Some people do. Probably a mental issue.
d02334 No.13600637
Nope. Just the standard bags.
1ec737 No.13600642
Halloween is a pedophile invention.
>hey let your kids roam around at night where it's difficult to see them
>hey encourage your kids to take candy from strangers
>hey make them wear as mask and costume to people can't identify them when being snatched
Anyone participating in it is a pedophile supporter. Or a diabetic lard-ass.
7257fc No.13600665
>>13600642
Nice projection
8ee9e5 No.13600666
>>13600642
It's helicopter parent-tier paranoia like this that turned this holiday into a candy company windfall.
43f7c1 No.13600674
>>13600559
wew laddie, just another case of a massive disconnect between upper management and the actual stores. My Department manager just got another entire department dumped on her like 2 months back and finally had a meltdown. She hasn't even properly trained me since I got off remodel, not her fault though. At least she will be able to handle whatever another job throws at her .
de5f61 No.13600677
>>13600642
Halloween is actually a Christian holiday for pagans. Its like a cheat day that people on diets do. Pagans were allowed to do their pagan activities that day but ultimately be reminded that Christian faith is better.
Then, like most holidays now, jews took over and turned it into a cash grab. Getting to know your community isn't pedophile propaganda you sperg.
f01f53 No.13600688
>>13600642
t. Jehovah's witness
4f9c03 No.13600714
>>13600666
>It's helicopter parent-tier paranoia like this that turned this holiday into a candy company windfall.
Satan speaks truth.
1ec737 No.13600725
>>13600665
>>13600688
t. pedophiles defending their hunting grounds
Day of the rope soon, pedophiles.
8ee9e5 No.13600728
>>13600714
I have many tricks, but razorblades hidden in apples and poisoned candy are not among them.
02706a No.13600735
43f7c1 No.13600743
>when you cover your candy in anitidotes to counter act the poisons given out
REVERSE DEVIOUSNESS
What now monsters?
9b7629 No.13600775
>>13599484
What is "Halloween Game"? Give me a link to an article or youtube. I can't see to search for it properly because I keep getting actual halloween games for kids.
>>13599520
How is yume nikki tumblertale again? I think you lack experience to make that statement.
414048 No.13600788
>>13600378
>And from drinking too much pop? Really nigger?
My cousin got a stomach ulcer from drinking too much coke, he was skinny as well which was strange.
02706a No.13600812
31baa7 No.13600836
>>13600788
Knew a guy who used to drink a flat of cola a day, ended up burning his stomach lining away and having his strawberry tart take a one two to the floor and down a flight of stairs.
4f9c03 No.13600843
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>>13600728
>I have many tricks, but razorblades hidden in apples and poisoned candy are not among them.
I believe you, satan. After all, sticking to contracts are kind of your thing.
a989c9 No.13600925
>>13600642
Practically nobody lets their kids run around solo, pedosperg. The only ones I see rolling solo are teenagers big enough to handle themselves. and cops are almost always out en masse to patrol the neighborhood.
Shit, halloween couldn't be safer since the majority of these shits are carrying GPS tracking devices with them anyway.
35069c No.13600950
>>13600843
Is this in Portugeuse?
284b13 No.13600975
>>13599484
>Implying anyone trick or treats where I live anymore.
72c22e No.13600982
>>13600969
>1990 was 50 years ago
6806d3 No.13600991
>live in a second floor apartment neighbored by a church and dominos
no trick or treaters here
9b7629 No.13600996
>>13600812
Oh ok, thanks anon. I was worried I missed some Zun inspired game other than 2hu.
f0ccdf No.13601009
>>13600437
Low frequency job.
Compared to till work where you're constantly doing shit, constantly having to be on point with cash handling or shelf stocking which requires actual physical effort it's a pretty easy posting for the most part.
ed389e No.13601014
>don't have a disc drive because I thought I'd just use my old one on this computer
>turns out it uses different cables and PSU cables
>keep forgetting to get a new one when I go to the computer store, or I don't feel like spending money
Also, I don't even open the door for trick or treaters, because I've been bamboozled by the little gypsy kids one time too many.
31db40 No.13601025
>>13599520
Gotta say, that's some pretty decent bait.
21a88d No.13601032
>>13600982
>1987 was several centuries ago
4f9c03 No.13601043
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>>13600950
Maybe, I don't speak hue languages so I can't be sure.
>>13601032
>1970 was milleniums ago
ed389e No.13601051
>>13601043
>hitler died an eon ago
7634f7 No.13601053
>the Playstation 1 is older than the first ATM
f0ccdf No.13601073
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>>13601032
>>13601043
>>13600982
>>13600969
It was all Long, Long Ago, 20th Century.
a3ec0e No.13601079
This thread is reposted every year and I love seeing the reactions, but I wonder if whatever faggot OP did this for the first time actually still hands out shady discs every Halloween.
a05b24 No.13601086
>>13601079
Yes, I still do.
375e08 No.13601094
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>mystery cartridges
>one kid gets a Shitron 5 so the handful of fake nostalgiafags annoy his ass the rest of the night
I'm still playing the Half-Life 2 radio sounds over a modified FM transmitter, it legitimately spooks out the parents.
442fbc No.13601098
>>13600286
>get chocolate bars
>unwrap nicely
>melt chocolate
>mix chocolate with bodily fluids
>cool chocolate and shape it the same way
>or repackage it like some off brand chocolate from another country
>spread AIDS like the liberal faggot scum you are
a85325 No.13601099
>>13600950
no it's banana republic language
247119 No.13601100
>>13599484
why do you keep handing these out
also make one with a creepy pasta in it
name it petscop
ab65c7 No.13601103
>>13599484
Just wait until the CD labels warp the disk slightly and the disk is unreadable unless you remove them.
>t. pirate
c3eb47 No.13601111
>>13601043
>There are more years between now and 1960 than there are stars in the universe
284b13 No.13601122
>>13601086
And just how many kids are actually appreciative to get a game, one which they almost assuredly know nothing about, instead of more candy to make themselves sick on?
>>13600637
>Crispy M&Ms.
Glad they brought those back a year or so ago; they stopped making them for quite a while.
3a2f3c No.13601127
>>13601086
should just let kids choose between a shady CD and candy.
aad9ed No.13601132
>>13601079
The original guy was posting on /jp/ in 2009, so there's a high likelihood he killed himself already.
e86416 No.13601143
>>13601127
He should give away shady CDs of games that parents probably do know, like Doom.
4b7947 No.13601144
>>13601111
>There are more than 47 stars in the universe
No fucking shit?
7188aa No.13601152
>>13599484
I'll be giving out power bars if anything. The children need gains, not diabetes.
4b7947 No.13601159
>>13601152
>Gains
>Implying they won't just be fat kids that turn it down because it's shitty
>Implying their parents won't just drive them door to door
7188aa No.13601204
>>13601159
>wear a spooky outfit
>stalk in the woods until the children come
>pick out the fattest one
>jump out and club his parents
>chase the fucker until the chilly October air rapes his lungs and he starts puking blood
>throw that bag of candy in the woods, let nature reclaim what is hers
>force feed him a power bar
>also make him chug a Gatorade so he gets those electrolytes back
Seems doable.
690032 No.13601211
this thread reminded me that we never got that braixen porn DVD that one jap was working on
b5a2b3 No.13601215
>>13600052
He could give out copies of Battleborn. I hear you can purchase those in bulk for a very low price.
43f7c1 No.13601223
>>13601086
> the mad man actually replied
<the mad man still hands out CDS
Tell us the reactions pls
604121 No.13601235
what if the CD had Mein Kampf in audio book format?
4cb704 No.13601240
just buy some shitty usbs bulk from china, or bulk microsd cards and load with android emulators
31baa7 No.13601350
>>13601086
You're a hero. Don't an hero though.
21a88d No.13601365
>>13601086
you're autistic and need to focus your efforts on something a little less silly so you have fewer regrets in life
0a6561 No.13601391
>>13601144
>47 years since 1960
Those digits are wasted on you, brainlet.
4813e7 No.13601415
300 copies of RapeLay ready to go.
6f6d09 No.13601416
>>13601111
>there are less stars in the universe then years between now and 1960
4a3fb9 No.13601423
>formerly white town is 80% spics and niggers
Nah, I'm out of holiday cheer nowadays. Please nuke me.
4813e7 No.13601426
>>13600168
Pozzed water supply full of fag cum has finally wormed into their collective cerebrums.
c4f345 No.13601453
>>13601086
I've seen these threads for years and I've never found out what game is actually on the Halloween Game discs.
Which game is it?
d9a58d No.13601465
I don't think kids in 2017 have access to CD drives.
d8d985 No.13601473
>>13600306
this tbh
>>13600454
>wanting the source for the bodily equivalent of a failed pancake
please stop
d8d985 No.13601476
>>13600355
Post webMs or stream when it happens
4f9c03 No.13601513
>>13601111 checked
>The events of Battlefield1 predates the Big Bazinga
>>13601086 what >>13601350 wrote. Don't take that one way trip to gensokyo.
690032 No.13601542
>>13601522
even worse, it looks like he's moved on to other works and has no intention of making more of those braixen DVDs
3b3d09 No.13601547
>>13601266
>hooktube
webm or gtfo
ab65c7 No.13601622
>>13600331
>turning candy into a biological warfare agent
4f5cbe No.13601717
>trick or treating
The only time I saw kids doing that was years ago. I didn't have candy so I just said "n-nice costume, kid" to the single kid that was there.
6790ad No.13601729
>>13601717
>stuttering
>when talking to fucking kids
Christ anon, grow a spine.
5303e7 No.13601827
>>13599484
Hand out Jap horror movies or something in the mix too anon. Even if the kids aren't able to watch them at least the parents will enjoy them.
df30e3 No.13601851
>anons actually thinking people will play their burned discs of Yume Nikki and the such
>implying normalfags wouldn't throw them away thinking they're viruses cause they don't know how viruses work
8dd6fa No.13601883
No parent would let his kid play or keep any of your edgy or cringy shit, plus they probably would avoid your home altogether thinking you re either a massive faggot or a pedo.
df30e3 No.13601933
>>13600836
>>13600788
I also knew a guy who used to drink lots of coke on a regular basis, and despite being a skinny guy he was a black hole for food, and eventually he basically ripped up his stomach and it would hurt him to drink coke any more. Interestingly enough, I've never heard of the same issue happening to people who drink Pepsi (though I'm sure it can happen). Anyway, I've not seen that guy in nearly 10 years, he was a stupid fuck who (at the age of 20-something) picked a fight with a group of high school kids and got his ass beat. Just a fucking retard.
5303e7 No.13601949
>>13601933
Had a teacher who managed artillery in the army, sad that they used coke to clean out excess grease and shit from them. So yeah that stuff is strong, it's ok to have one once in awhile but not every day or every week for that matter.
c3eb47 No.13601961
>>13600836
How much is a flat? One of those 2-liter bottles?
8dd6fa No.13601974
>>13601933
i gulp no less than 1 litters of coke a day, this is my poison that i choose to leave this world, i get gastritis sometimes, its not so bad tbh compared to half a glass of milk which is a nuke for my entire digestive system, i ve done this for like 15 years, my teeth are starting to rot, i think that is all the effects
b94d0b No.13601981
I just spend all night watching anime and eating the candy I'm supposed to give to the kids.
c3eb47 No.13601993
>>13601981
>eating the candy I'm supposed to give to the kids
>It's only October 18th
>Halloween is still little less than two weeks away
Holy shit anon, control yourself.
414048 No.13602000
>>13601974
>my teeth are starting to rot
When I drink a lot of coke I can feel my teeth and gums hurting. I usually have to use mouth wash and brush my teeth constantly if I'm on a soft drink binge.
635817 No.13602008
>>13601993
What's so wrong about eating candy? Just eat the good stuff and leave the stuff you don't want for the kids.
c09c12 No.13602011
>>13600348
>tfw you're unfortunate enough to rent in niggertown so no one would ever think of trick or treating in your neighborhood
>tfw even nigger kids go to other neighborhoods to trick or treat because they know niggers don't have candy to give out
31baa7 No.13602057
9118d3 No.13602068
>>13600410
>>13600400
>>13600437
>not joining the cart pusher master race
4b7947 No.13602076
>>13602068
The cart pushing machines are nice, but I hate being in the sun all day, fuck cold winter and stormy weather, not to mention our lot is slightly sloped, makes one of the corrals awkward
604121 No.13602090
>>13601547
>>13601547
(you) don't fit in yet
but here is the webm anyway
bc486f No.13602121
>>13601547
>He doesn't torify youtube-dl
Faggot
>>13601086
What are some of the responses. I love the idea of passing along your tastes and holepfully inspiring one or two of the kids.
8ba408 No.13602130
>doing anything at all for halloween
>not just spending october 31 playing spooky vidya and girding your loins to go buy $250 worth of discount candy the next day and eat until you throw up
fuckin losers
7f7049 No.13602450
I still don't get why parents freak about the poisoned candy/razor blade apples. Ever since the 50's, there has been no death's via razor blade apples, nor even maiming. In fact, most of the kids to die from 'poisoned candy' Have typically been killed by either parents, or older family members, with the idea being to try and use to old urban myth as a cover up. That, or the kid just happened to die days after Halloween, and the media went with the death by candy narrative before an autopsy had even been performed.
c77531 No.13602541
where to buy cheap blank CDs
cc2150 No.13602633
The only reason you should own a cd burner is if your car doesn't have aux in
cc2150 No.13602652
>>13602641
No but I do have a car cd player with no aux in
2cc69a No.13602721
>>13599530
I just go to house costume parties dressed as /pol/ incarnate. Chicks dig Boss.
c3df60 No.13602754
>implying anyone under the age of 30 has a CD drive
c7e672 No.13602786
>halloween in 'murica:an excuse to wear weird clothes and to get even fatter
>halloween anywhere else:actual culture
stay classy burgers
604121 No.13602798
Nideo James?
>>13602786
(you)r Godlessness is why europe is being flooded with niggers.
91dce0 No.13602799
>>13601542
It's all the same shit quality shit as those other people who animate previously still pictures anyway. Jelly-like motion.
eae202 No.13602807
>>13601032
Hello fellow wizard, I ran out of Mana crystals, could you send me some, the spell coordinates are "zzarh thynnnzu", I will send you a talking cat in exchange (made too many)
5303e7 No.13603275
>>13602786
People still follow the basics although they forget the why of it.
>wear weird clothes and masks to ward off/fool bad spirits from entering your home, follow you or just assault you.
>pumpkin carving to protect the home from wandering spirits, it used to be turnip carving.
>weird clothes and masks makes 4/10 grills look 8/10 and fuckable for that one night
C'mon anon this is basic stuff
17683a No.13603682
>not giving out bottles of water
It's as if you want an entire neighborhood of fatass children.
894822 No.13603788
>>13602786
>carnaval
>culture
Oilsjt is here to break your bubble.
8f1355 No.13603808
I want the American Corporate moneygrabbing plastic crap Halloween out of my country. Sadly, we import retarded culture from overseas to overwrite our own retarded culture.
c80b47 No.13603815
>>13603788
Hitler dubs confirm.
>>13603808
What country?
894822 No.13603866
>>13603808
As someone who never had the opportunity to celebrate halloween, I probably would enjoy it more over the excuse to bingedrink for a week that we have.
Plus it has spooky skellytons.
da37b1 No.13603872
>>13600348
>live in a country that doesn't give a shit about halloween and where most people don't even know what it is
>last year's october
>some fat kids ring
>grandma answers the interphone
>"who is this?"
>"trick or treat?"
>"fuck off" *click*
>mfw
ad25f4 No.13604488
>not turning off your lights and playing vidya during Halloween
>not just going to a party or doing something bigger if you have to do something like this
Besides, only shitty parents let their kids trick or treat at stranger's houses. At most you will get a couple of neighborhood kids and you will be known as "that house".
46099b No.13604672
>>13599520
Yume Nikki never got normalfag tiers of popular, so it's still acceptable to like it.
Honestly, the game had a bloody great start and yet went to shite immediately. The way they showed how anti-social she is was bloody genius, but the game itself is non-existent, it's just LOL MUH TRIPPY WEIRD LOL with absolutely no fucking substance behind it.
Damn shame, too. Clearly had potential. I get why people like it, it's comfy to get lost in a cool world, but there has to be substance behind the world and there simply isn't. It's just weird for the sake of it.
c3eb47 No.13605569
>>13602057
>24 cans
>A day
Jesus Fucking Christ
31baa7 No.13605964
>>13605569
The thing is, the moment the doctor said his heart and gut were good again he started back up but with energy drinks, like three-four of them a day. Dunno how that fucker has the physique of a greyhound though.
9daea4 No.13607011
>>13600454
>>13601473
>>13600322
Please gib sauce, I'm begging you
7464c8 No.13607168
>Give them a spooky Halloween CD
>With Pictures of themed vidya characters on it
>Kid goes to install CD
>SpookyFunTimeInstaller.bat
>DingDingDingDingDingDingDingDing windows pop-up errors
>program locks all input, fullscreen mode video of blue-screen of death-like screen
>corruption artifacts flicker on the image
>starts spewing out mock files being corrupted and deleted at light speed
>screen starts flickering colors at rapid speed
>bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzrt sound
>black screen
>blinking in the corner of the screen in small text
>Scared you, didn't I?
>Press Enter to return to Desktop
Now if there was just a way to take control of their webcam and mics to record their reactions and upload that to a remote server for sharing.
58f83c No.13607180
>>13600836
>24 cans a day
that "guy" may not be human, anon
58f83c No.13607195
>>13600216
you should've listened to /pol/, anon
now its too late, you got pozzed because you didn't move out
58f83c No.13607202
>>13600197
honestly a maybe half of them probably wouldn't care
they live in commifornia after all, and they'd probably be too scared of the other half to do anything about it
6f6d09 No.13607254
>>13607168
you could just include a RAT in the .dat
a989c9 No.13607263
>>13600836
What is "Strawberry Tart" slang for?
6790ad No.13607276
>>13607266
>that last webm
This is why I always play porn on mute.
93a848 No.13607285
>>13602000
>>13601974
Don't you know that pop causes cancer, anons?
6ec3af No.13607290
>>13600950
IT'S ITALIAN, YOU FAGOTTINI! ITALIAN!
cf2657 No.13607293
>>13607285
He was too good for this world
690032 No.13607301
>>13607266
one day it'll get leaked
somehow
4f9c03 No.13607328
>>13607290
that spicy ravioli [spoilers] probably fake, maybe [/spoilers] wife thread on /b/ is gone, like tears in rain
e605eb No.13607355
>>13607290
>FAGOTTINI
Immediately thought of
6790ad No.13607364
>>13607355
That's him in the second picture stupid.
4f9c03 No.13607372
DID YOUR KIDS RECEIVE A STRANGE CD DURING HALLOWEEN AND HOW YOU CAN CHECK IT SAFELY
By Brian Fagioli
e605eb No.13607401
>>13607364
I didn't see him
c1350c No.13607546
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>Giving out CD's for halloween
Yeah I do this every year.
I give out CD's of this video dressed as Darth Vader at foreclosed houses.
I've never had anyone come back and complain.
c1350c No.13607586
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>13607572
Sorry man, you gotta go fight your government. You don't have freedom in your country.
a989c9 No.13607808
>>13607586
>tfw it's live in America
1cb07d No.13607831
I hope you added Doki Doki Literature Club to the game assortment
e6848a No.13607936
Why are Americans so obsessed with Halloween?
21b076 No.13607944
>>13607936
Because getting spooked reminds you of how much of a bitch you are and how you need to man up if you don't want your entire nation destroyed by sand people.
3bd976 No.13607952
>>13607936
>Why are Americans so obsessed with Halloween?
Its the easiest day of the year to get pussy
3b55d9 No.13607983
>>13607936
I guess we aren't as boring as you.
ac80db No.13607998
>>13600168
It should be treated legally as murder one.
e52d10 No.13608058
>>13607011
>>13600454
It's really hard to type f:demon_girl and f:bbw into exhentai isn't it?
https://exhentai.org/g/590024/48688926ae/
c65794 No.13608140
>>13607936
Because of the candy obviously
ac80db No.13608161
>>13608140
Not really.
Holloween stopped being about kids and candy a decade or more ago. These days it's rare to even find a neighborhood where kids actually trick or treat. Mostly it's just an excuse to party, for normalfags anyway.
6b6834 No.13608173
>>13608140
The best days to buy candy are the days after every candy-based holiday,when absolutely all of it is given a big discount in order to free up inventory space.
ac80db No.13608188
>>13608173
Halloween and Easter, maybe Valentines. 50% off the day after, and 75% off if there's anything left in a week.
9ceb06 No.13612410
>>13599607
>daddy a weird man gave me this
<oh our laptop doesn't have a disc drive give that thing here why don't you play on your phone a bit
b6b08d No.13619109
>>13600812
Wouldn't TH06 fit Halloween better? 8 is easier though
7464c8 No.13619659
>>13607936
>Why are Americans so obsessed with Halloween?
A nation of fat-people love a holiday where they can showcase their worthless fatfuck kids, act like adolescents themselves, and gorge themselves even more candy than usual.
Yeah, it's a mystery.
75f5f4 No.13620755
>>13608058
Not him, but I'm on a phone. Danke.
43f7c1 No.13620795
>>13619659
>jelly europoor detected
Dont you have muslims to import, or a commie bloc to jump off?
7464c8 No.13621020
>>13620795
Nope, I'm an Ameri/fit/, which has been classified as a critically endangered species after being pushed out of our natural habitats by the digesting stench of unwashed BO and the trails of vermin (rats, cockroaches, and jews) which follow the cheetoes dust trails and empty Mt. Dew cans left behind by the preponderance of N. American Couch Bisons.
43f7c1 No.13621259
>>13621020
>couch bison
>ever leaving your customized scooter
I'd laugh but it wears me out, so I'll chuckle instead.
bc486f No.13621535
I'm still waiting for reactions and stories from anons that have tried this or something similar.
5728f9 No.13621599
I guess I'll be the one to tell you, you're a faggot man.
c540c5 No.13634768
>>13621535
Yeah I was kind of hoping for more on it.
ffc965 No.13635321
>>13607936
Halloween is the only Holiday that arguments in my family didn't regularly break out when I was growing up. It's also the only Holiday where my father didn't blame me for his then eventual death.