No.1015333
It's Happening
How low will the audience score go?
No.1015341
It will go down every time you duplicate this thread
No.1015345
No.1015358
It's legit one of the only great star wars films.
No.1015430
>>1015341
so I should make another thread?
No.1015436
>>1015430
>so I should make another thread?
only at 57% anon
No.1015637
>>1015333
I was really expecting another cringefest about plebs soaking up nu-StarWars but this backlash is a really welcome change of pace.
>>1015618
Rolling for 56%. Let's keep this up lads.
No.1015649
>>1015618
>52% by the end of the day
No.1015654
>>1015637
>Let's keep this up lads.
Wait what are we doing to it? I thought this was all based on normie votes.
No.1015657
>>1015637
>I was really expecting another cringefest about plebs soaking up nu-StarWars but this backlash is a really welcome change of pace.
It's plebs that aren't liking it now ironically and the welcome change of pace was that it was actually a good film. And one of the only good star wars films therefore now.
No.1015660
>>1015637
I was 50-50. I mean I doubt this is any worse than TFA but you can only hype and gaslight people for so long.
Also, the fact that it's some unknown "fukin white male" in the directors chair gives more licence for the bugmen to openly turn on it.
No.1015673
If it continues to go down, then you can expect a series of articles from glorified bloggers totally not paid by Disney to shit on the Star Wars fanbase.
No.1015684
why is the letterboxd rating so high it has a 4.0/5.0 average on letterboxd
No.1015685
This is really bizarre and unexpected.
No.1015689
>>1015654
We're not but as it goes lower (((Disney))) will start rolling out the damage control. I hope you niggers are archiving the page. They could end up getting them to alter the score and blame it on russian hackers.
>>1015673
Taking bets. They'll start blaming racists for not wanting to take their white children to see an ooga booga kiss a white woman on the lips in a children's movie.
No.1015696
it deserves to go down even lower
No.1015697
>>1015684
The audience rating on Rotten Tomatoes is 3.4/5, which is not bad.
The % is the percentage of people who liked the movie, not the rating.
No.1015701
>>1015689
its actually an ooga booga kissing a chink
No.1015713
>>1015689
"muh toxicity", "muh fan entitlement"
No.1015716
>>1015657
That's not what is happening. TFA for all its flaws was watchable. This fucking garbage heap was simply not. It is literally such a shit heap that even the shills can't stand it.
No.1015731
>>1015701
>its actually an ooga booga kissing a chink
That's hilarious. Did they want to lose china's money?
No.1015734
>>1015731
After watching a pirated version of The Last Jedi I'm convinced Disney does not know what they are doing other than killing off old characters to push their new toylines .
No.1015737
>>1015689
There will be a dual strategy which is already happening tbh. 1 is to blame the racist white male viewers, the 2nd more subtle strat is to blame the white male director who fucked it up.
No.1015740
The ratings are creeping back up. The bots have been activated.
No.1015749
It would be hilarious if disney does the type of damage control that we've seen out of wb, and completely fucks up both star wars and the marvel shit.
No.1015756
Kathleen Kennedy must be in bullettime right now.
No.1015769
>>1015756
I wonder if she's drunk yet. and screaming incoherently about white males and their stupid families
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No.1015807
Is this shit out in china yet, because I'm sure they will love the chink with the nigger.
No.1015818
>>1015807
>"What is this dishonolable thing? A woman with a golirra?! SHAMEFUR DISPRAY!"
No.1015845
>>1015333
>the shekel meter says 10/10
>the actual viewers say 5/10
No.1015922
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but this guy says that it's good
No.1015926
>>1015333
>B-but goy it's just the tenth best Star Wars movie ever made, it's in the top 10, you should really see it two more times at IMAX to fully appreciate the garbage kjno.
No.1015932
>>1015922
Is this Dan Aykroyd's twin brother?
No.1015977
>>1015333
>tfw you lived long enough to see mainstream Star Wars fail in the modern hugbox internet era.
Wow, just wow.
Like, what?
I haven't seen it but I thought it would be just full enough of tripe shite for normalfags to at the very least be superficially entertaining.
What happened? How could it crash so bad?
Is it like legitimately bad? I mean, below fluff?
No.1015989
>>1015977
>What happened? How could it crash so bad?
>Is it like legitimately bad? I mean, below fluff?
You can watch almost the entire movie here >>1014561 in mp4.
No.1015990
>>1015977
Looks like spitting on Luke Skywalker was the last straw for normalfags
No.1015993
>>1015716
Just curious, did you watch it?
No.1016016
>>1015993
Unfortunately yes.
No.1016816
>>1015657
> it was actually a good film
Get a load of this gay.
No.1016822
>>1015637
>Rolling for 56%. Let's keep this up lads.
>mfw its at 56%
No.1016837
>>1015990
I honestly didn’t realize how much it would bother me, but it really, really irks me that they took Luke and made him this. This is like making Batman a cannibal.
No.1016850
>>1016837
> This is like making Batman a cannibal.
Ben Affleck is a closet jew so close enough.
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No.1016858
>>1016837
What's the matter, goy, don't like how we subverted your childhood hero and turned him into a pathetic loser?
No.1016864
>>1015333
Checked. It's officially the worst Star Wars movie.
No.1016870
>>1016858
LUKE REBUILT THE JEDI ORDER AND MARRIED MARA JADE AND HAD KIDS FUCK ALL OF YOU NIGGERS AND JEWS KYLE KATARN IS CANON AND REVAN IS CANON AND THRAWN WAS BLUE SHERLOCK HOLMES
No.1016880
>>1016873
I'm sorry, George.
No.1016887
>>1016873
If we shitpost hard, can we meme Lucas to direct the new trilogy?
No.1016903
>>1016887
I'd rather meme him into releasing experimental kinos. I want to see what the equivalent of THX is from an experienced director.
No.1016904
>>1016870
Desann, Ragnos & Tavion are also cannon and less stupid than TFA, Rogue one, and TLJ.
No.1016909
>>1016887
Why not also
Meme disney into bankruptcy!
No.1016913
>>1016904
Jedi Outcast is kino. Katarn going nuts after he thinks Jan is dead, then he finds her…great moments in low polygon count cutscenes.
No.1016914
>>1016887
>If we shitpost hard, can we meme Lucas to direct the new trilogy?
Can we not only meme him into not only helming the next SW trilogy but also directing Marvel's Howard the Duck II ?
No.1016916
>>1016887
I'd rather him just make new films not connected to Star Wars.
No.1016936
>>1016913
It's actually a fun game, still have Outcast II and Jedi Academy….
No.1016984
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>>1016904
All Star Wars games I've played has been comfy and true to the series. It's weird how Lucasarts and pretty much all the makers of other EU media has gotten the formula right but Disney keeps fucking it up.
No.1017009
>>1015731
>Did they want to lose china's money?
maybe the chinese version of the film will cut that scene out of the movie
No.1017026
>>1017009
Along with a few other tweaks and they'll call it the "JJ Approved Remaster". Release it right when DVD and BluRay sales of this start to tank just to justify never dropping price.
No.1017149
>>1016914
>Howard the Duck
That was some bizarre kino, I would take a sequel than any pozzed Marvel turd, specially the Iron Nigger: STARBUCKS EMPLOYEE!
No.1017193
>>1016914
How about just letting SW rest in peace like it deserved? Now, Howard the Duke, I'm all for it. Let's rev up those dank meme engines.
No.1017220
>>1017193
Lucas should come back for Ep IX, all the hype and all but when the movie begins, we see a recap of TFA, RO and TLJ and then the next shot is Howard the duck waking up out of his bed, so the whole thing was just his nightmare and we kickstart the long awaited sequel to Howard the duck.
No.1017226
>>1017220
Terminator Genisys the TFA & TLJ timeline.
No one will be mad apart from tumblrina faggots.
No.1017230
>>1016984
Lucas oversaw and approved of all the EU stuff, that's why it worked. Also, he hired people who loved Star Wars, not people who hated it.
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No.1017499
By this point, it would be better to make the David Lynch's Return of the Jedi Remake.
But jolly fuck, are you telling me all the shit Luke went through was for nothing? I mean, not just the "First Order" but for his character development?
Well, fuck your "earn your happy ending", am I right.
It reminds me of Blues Brothers 2000 when they start by mentioning how the orphanage closed anyways.
Like, we know Ren killed his other students but even if we ignore the gigantic plot-hole since Kylo Ren's fight was the one of a little bitch is not like he thought this was impossible, his own father was a disgraced Jedi for christ's sake.
No.1017501
>>1017499
>We should end all the Jedi.
>Yet I'm training you.
All you need.
We knew the Jedi weren't a bunch of saints, the whole point of the prequels was to deconstruct the original trilogy, but this wasn't deconstruction, this was opposite.
This is the equivalent of the edgy Power Rangers fan-made video.
No.1017523
>>1017501
>the whole point of the prequels was to deconstruct the original trilogy
Not really, you should have realized the jedi weren't infallible in the OT. They kept saying Luke had to kill Vader but he saved him instead.
No.1017544
>>1017501
Lucas illustrating that organized religion is flawed wasn't deconstructing the original films at all. He was just illustrating that spirituality gets corrupted by institutions.
No.1017556
The cattle awakens.
Prequels were kino and George did nothing wrong with them.
No.1017559
Anon your not a true fan, you didn't even order a special edition sippy cup yet!
No.1017561
The user score will hit below 50%, I promise you.
Once the masses see it (screenings will be booked up until likely sunday) they're going to hate on it more.
No.1017562
>>1017559
>sippy cup
for infantile-ized adults….welcome to the present state of western civilization.
No.1017564
>>1017562
It wouldn't be so childish if it didn't have a massive fucking star wars picture on it.
No.1017565
>Reddit thinks Lucas a shit and Disney is king
>literally goes to the canon and wants to destroy the prequels
>Mickey Mouse sets the canon on fire with The Last Jedi
>WAIT I DIDN'T MEAN IT
How did Rian predict this?
No.1017570
>>1017523
>>1017501
>>1017544
Its never about what any of the faggot Jedi or Sith want. It is what the force wants. The force is both the light and dark side. The force has to have a balance. It is a fucking natural force. Like gravity. It has a law.
Balance.
So The Jedi might want to do this or that, or the Sith might want to nuke this or that, but the force of the universe makes it so some dumb assclown can shit a torpedo down a shit sewage exhaust line into the death stars generator.
Luke builds his bad ass academy, but guess what, cant have Jedi dominate. Sith have to burn that shithole down and rape the space kids corpses.
Sith dominate the Universe, guess what? they all fucking mass murder each other in a plot to control, so they have one master, one apprentice.
Balance. Always balance. It isn't about good, evil, rebels, empire, Sith, Jedi.
Just balance. Always balance.
No.1017574
>>1017570
This porg shit is such a forced meme it's not even funny.
At least ewoks had a role in the movie and were likeable goofballs.
No.1017576
>>1017565
The way disney behaved before TLJ's release, it was obvious this film was going to be worse than TFA.
I said something to the effect of it might be worse than "answer the call" a week or 2 ago, before some shill claimed no movie would ever reach that level again.
>>1017570
and you see there why they needed the porgs for the adult-childern to rally around that bit of merchandise, when (((their))) movie failed to please.
No.1017590
>>1017576
Meant the state of Luke, the Jedi tree being set on fire, and Yoda being smug while Luke complains, seems like a sort of fitting analogy for the entire situation at the moment.
No.1017601
IT FUCKING HAPPENED
MEMES ARE REAL
No.1017614
>>1017576
>I said something to the effect of it might be worse than "answer the call" a week or 2 ago, before some shill claimed no movie would ever reach that level again
I don't know if it's worse but the increasingly shrill feminist sperging from the media outlets feels very familiar. Almost the same playbook, in fact.
No.1017616
>>1016851
if dubs it'll be 50% by morning
No.1017621
This is important. On the Day Disney consolidated it's power the unthinkable might happen.. a star wars movie might be panned.
No.1017630
>>1017616
Rotten Tomatoes locked the score. It wont drop.
No.1017634
>>1017621
The more Disney expands their portfolio of film rights, the more money that slips through their fingers.
No.1017648
>>1017614
The potential is there we will see how it goes.
>>1017630
typical
>>1017634
How long before they edit censor,or bury old movies because they are not pozzed enough?
No.1017698
>>1017646
>Worse than I thought it would be, horrible script. That fantastic trailer tricked me!
<That fantastic trailer
No.1018711
>>1016837
I wanted the movie to be so shit that normalfags would be stirred from their stupor
I did not anticipate these feels
No.1018716
>>1018711
qwik e mart digits
No.1018730
>>1017698
Seriously what the fuck. It looked like a SyFy channel movie.
No.1018736
>>1017565
They set the canon on fire way before that. As soon as they fucking bought it.
No.1018751
>>1018711
>I did not anticipate these feels
Neither did I, anon.
No.1018756
They locked the score. I tried making a review but they won't let me post it either.
No.1018779
>>1018756
Rottentomatoes is a fixed game.
No.1018820
>>1018756
Are they afraid Disney will come after them?
No.1018826
Episode I 6/10
Episode II 6/10
Episode III 9/10
Episode IV 6/10
Episode V 8/10
Episode VI 7/10
Episode VII 6/10
Episode VIII 9/1
No.1018832
>>1017570
hello fellow nerds
wanna promote some merchandise?
No.1018847
>>1018820
This picture makes me jolly.
No.1018855
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2527336/?ref_=ttcrv_crv_tt
imdb is rating this 8.1 atm, in what fucking universe is that reality
No.1018858
>>1018826
Episode I 5/10
Episode II 6/10
Episode III 8/10
Episode IV 7/10
Episode V 8/10
Episode VI 8/10
Episode VII 4/10
Episode VIII 9/11
No.1018864
>>1018855
The one where Disney has bought off shills and reviewers and most, if not all, normalfags have shit taste.
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No.1018905
No.1018915
What I'm most disappointed with in the direction that Disney is taking for Star Wars is that they threw out all the books and expanded universe. The books were much more detailed than the movies overall.
It's a shame, I didn't like movie 7 much it felt like a repeat of movie 4 with some Harrison Ford cameos and it just felt weak, with a weak plot. It still sold a lot so now they continued with it and further butchered the star wars franchise.
Also I really dislike the whole redditor geek culture around star wars. Feels like the fan base has drastically changed around star wars. I think Disney panders to this part, maybe because there are more of these idiots to pander to than the size of the initial fan base.
There were so much more creative directions that Disney could've taken. They could've gone back in time to the old republic. This would be amazing on screen and it would sell really easily, there's a lot of stuff going on and a lot of stories to tell along with possibilities to bring nuances to the dark side vs light side thing that are absent from the original 6 parts.
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No.1018997
>>1017570
i hope to god this promotion backfires in a spectacular way
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No.1019205
>>1017570
Lucas didn’t see balance that way. He saw balance as the natural state, and Palpatine and the Sith as a corrupting force. The Chosen one was born because the Sith had discovered a method to cloud out the force use of the Jedi. They were shrouding shit in darkness and throwing the galaxy out of balance.
No.1019206
So far it’s made less than the Force Awakens. Jews are in maximum oy.
No.1019218
>>1019206
It requires $800 million to break even (after marketing and production). Probably will, but looking at this movie I can't figure out why the production costs were so high as it looks like a high budget netflix tv show
No.1019219
>>1019211
The bots are gaining ground
No.1019225
>>1019218
Nepotism and corruption inherent in all Jewish enterprises.
No.1019228
>>1017570
This is Force.
"Balance" in the Force is when nobody is using the Dark Side. When someone starts abusing it, the Force corrects itself to go back into balance. The problem is, the Force controls everything, but chooses the manner most effective for itself, rather than for everyone. To get balance, it needed to remove Palpatine, so it made there be an Anakin, to take on a role in the Rule of Two, to take out both Sith at once. In the end, the Dark Side users were eliminated, and balance restored… at the cost of millions of lives.
That's why the Force is inherently bad. It takes away free will, and dominates all life in the galaxy. Meet me at Malachor V.
No.1019237
>>1019211
we must counter attack, quickly! call /pol/, they're useful idiots, what could go wrong?
No.1019241
>>1019218
probably Adam's Sandler scheme, ask for a billion bucks, make a cheap movie, pocket the rest.
No.1019244
>>1019228
>He doesn't know Rey will Team up with Kylo and create a "Grey Jedi Order"
It's like you don't know how these people think
No.1019245
>>1019218
>Probably will, but looking at this movie I can't figure out why the production costs were so high as it looks like a high budget netflix tv show
I think there were a lot of rewrites.
No.1019264
>>1019244
>>He doesn't know Rey will Team up with Kylo and create a "Grey Jedi Order"
It will be the basis of the first live-action spin-off tv series, exclusive to Hulu.
>It's like you don't know how these people think
Disney + Fox = 60% Hulu ownership
No.1019271
>>1019218
$100 million of CG to remove Daisy Ridley's mustache in reshoots
No.1019296
>>1019264
>exclusive to Hulu.
exclusive to crackle
No.1019299
>>1019264
>create a "Grey Jedi Order"
No.1019310
>>1019237
nothing can go wrong.
This must go below The Phantom Menace so it can be real kino even if its artificial kino instead of full blown natural kino.
No.1019315
>>1019218
Production is merely a euphemism for money laundering.
No.1019319
>>1019228
fuck you Kreya
you are right
No.1019325
>>1019228
This is what Star Wars should be
>>1019244
This is going to happen, but Kylo Ren will still die anyway
No.1019328
I know for a fact George loved the film, so you should accept it /tv/. It's patrician.
No.1019373
>>1019264
>>1019299
>"Grey Jedi Order"
apathy is death
No.1019482
>>1019373
I see you're an undecided man yourself
No.1019483
When will they trot Hamill out to say he loves it and it’s great?
No.1019515
>>1018756
<The House Of Mouse
Everyone.
No.1019521
>>1019244
So. Basically. The force is genderfluid. Good move. Bravo. So brave.
👏👏👏
No.1019562
>>1019373
Kreia wasn't a grey jedi, she was an anti-jedi who wanted to end the force. A grey jedi is someone who embraces the living force in its entirety, the complete opposite.
No.1019615
>>1019325
>This is what Star Wars should be
Well I've got just the game for you, friend.
It's pretty jank and very unfinished though, but fortunately the devs recently updated it to work on modern systems they even made a ganoo slash linucks port
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No.1019618
>>1019562
Gray Jedi are ironically the only force users who actually honor and respect the "balance" aspect of jedi philosophy.
No.1019620
>>1018858
>Episode VIII 9/11
The fact that the movie included the military-industrial complex of all things makes this even more accurate.
No.1019629
>>1019618
The grey jedi thing is awful. The movies established the danger of having the force was without constant discipline the wielder would lose control of themselves and fall to the darkside. Hate rage fear etc were all paths to it so you had to become monk like. There was no having your cake and eating it too by being in the middle using rage and coming out unscathed. Adding the grey jedi thing makes turning to the darkside no longer dangerous and the light side pointless because you can just be in the middle. It ruins the ethical overtone that plot element came with originally and turns it into a D&D alignment.
No.1019630
>>1018855
>>1018864
The one where pants of shit Hillary Clinton won.
>>1019241
this
No.1019785
>>1018855
Its down to 8.0 now.
No.1019828
>>1016887
New Trilogy? We are going to need competant fucks to hard reboot Star Wars. I personally would like a film based on the Old Republic and the Rakatan Empire.
No.1019889
>Disney saves Star Wars
>makes best Star Wars movie ever
>man babies hate it
No.1019927
>>1019889
>disney exec still tries to hide his butthurt
>fails to get trips
The numbers will never be with you, Disneycuck.