/tv/ - Television and Movies

They're not going to have leia do some space travel with the force, right?

>>1008890

>Saying Lucas' vision of 'there is another' in reference to Leia and REY is being fulfilled

the best part is that line was purely a throwaway and was never meant to reference leia, it was just a cliffhanger.

>>1008930

It was a cliffhanger because they weren't sure if any of the main actors would stay on. Ford was only signed up for two films and hated Star Wars. That's why Lando was wearing his clothes at the end, as a possible replacement. If Hamill ducked out, then there was another force user to finish things up. RotJ had to clean up a lot of shit ESB left behind to wrap things up.

>>1008817

>a bunch of unimportant characters die

so, all of them?

>>1008964

bump

>>1008965

is this the official SW thread? is it about reviews, the plot, RLM, the politics, SW legacy in general, someone's opinion about it, how funny it would be if yoshi drank blue milk? what a great site.

thanks in advance for the response, friend. you guys are so welcoming. i don't even have to learn to browse a catalog or anything. i just post whatever comes to mind in a new thread.

less than three

>>1008970

>I'm a cuck

lol

>>1008959

pretty much anyone that isn't new, and even then some of the new characters still die.

>>1008817

Link for plain text? /pol/ is on the case

>>>/pol/11034691

>>1008817

Nevermind

http://www.ign.com/boards/threads/i-saw-the-last-jedi-so-spoilers-ask-me-anything.455066089/

>Rose's sister dies in her bomber

>Leia flies into space like superman, ends up being fine

>Kylo Ren is still evil

>Kylo Ren cuts Snoke in half, has the hots for Rey

>R2 uses Leia hologram to convince Luke to train Rey

>Rey's parents are literal whos

>It's revealed that Luke tried to kill becoming-evil Ben

>Yoda appears and destroys the Jedi tree, telling him Rey is the last hope

>Phasma dies after fighting Finn

>Luke milks the tits of a sea lion monster

>Benecio Del Toro's character DJ betrays Rose and Finn

>Finn almost dies but is saved by Rose

>Luke projection battles with Kylo to buy time to save Leia, Poe, Finn and Rose

>Luke burns out the force within him and dies

>Ends with boy from Canto Bright using the force in secret

>>1009054

>>Yoda appears and destroys the Jedi tree, telling him Rey is the last hope

What happened to Luke? according to your timeline he isn't dead yet…….

Yoda and the light side of the force are charlatans. They use people and tell them they are the last hope when they clearly are not.

seriously this trilogy should have been the continuation of Luke's story and struggle as it is it make 0 sense.

>>1009054

I don't know who most of these people are

fuck its so bad that even TFA looks better compared to it

>>1010135

Nobody does.

Luke dying to save some of them I assume was collateral damage for saving Leia…. Which begs the question since Luke is so powerful he can save people from a far why didn't Luke save Han?

>>1010164

Because that would've ruined the mystery box, goy.

>>1009054

>Phasma dies after fighting Finn

Wasn't she being pushed as a really important character, the female Boba Fett and shit like that? Guess nigger > female in the leftist hierarchy.

>>1009054

>Luke projection battles with Kylo to buy time to save Leia, Poe, Finn and Rose

>Luke burns out the force within him and dies

Lol what

>Yoda appears and burns the jedi tree. Tells Luke to move on and forget the past. Rey is their last hope now, a new generation.

Literally fanfiction tier.

Is there at least a good lightsaber duel in this movie?

>>1010253

those last two are horrifying and funny at the same time

>>1009054

So is Star Wars going to be like the Matrix now? Where Rey is neo and her superpowers get more and more fantastic with each film? Or like DragonBall, eventuall Rey is going to destroy a stardestroyer by summoning a spirit bomb.

>>1010539

>attractivenigger.png

Anon plz

>>1010212

They're literally being posted in another thread as we speak. I don't know which I hate more, the obnoxious over the top wasted movements and pointlessly flashy styles we seen in the prequels of this sluggish over the top pointlessly filled with wasted movements saber usage we see now.

Is it wrong that I think at least the prequel saber fights were fun to watch or am I just being biased because I hate SoyWars? I am conflicted.

I have no intentions of watching TLJ but I have read the spoilers. I fell asleep and I dreamt about a key scene that trobled me greatly. Did this show in the movie?

Rey is with two boys and they were on the run. The older boy was a niglet while the younger was a twink faggot. In the scene that I saw, they had barely escaped, but something was happening to the niglet. Suddenly he was letting out things through his ass! Apparently they were on a smuggling run and they hid the stuff through the niglet's ass which served like some portal to a pocket dimension. In a flashback, he was trained for such feat in the most pedofaggot way. Something went wrong with the pocket dimension, which started divesting their smuggled stuff. For the last item the niglet suddenly "birthed" a baby. Everyone was like, where did that come from? But the twink boy held the baby and said it was cute, and the boys became the youngest gay couple. The baby would grow up to be a powerful Jedi.

>>1010559

The prequel fights are like supernatural samurais defying physics and trying to predict the opponent's moves with magic, so yes, they are fun to watch.

bump

How cash money would it be for Trump to just tweet out something like Good on Moore for contesting but not having strict voter ID laws is as bad as Luke dying. Kylo kills Snoke? Waste!

>>1010533

>star wars is like the matrix now

No, because there was one good Matrix movie

>>1010806

>>>/pol/11038850

>>1008817

>War is won by saving people, not killing.

>Female logic.jpg

>>1010188

And she still got upstaged by a nameless riot trooper.

>>1012689

If you have twitter use the net neutrality # and post that trump pic.

Like "I can't believe Trump said this about net neutrality". You'll get tons of salt on top of the net neutrality salt

>>1008817

so that "leak" about the force troll, Rey being evil and Kylo turning good etc was all bullshit? or is that the next movie?

>>1012817

It was bullshit