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Part 2.
10: 48
Segment about American IDOL losing in ratings to the VOICE.
>!!
Apparently execs are pissed because theay spent so much money, e.g. Katy Perry’s 25? 45? million dollar salary.
Blaming Ryan Seacrest sex scandal, but Female host thinks that isn't the real issue:
“Did the “big wigs” ever think.. Maaaybe nobody wants their shitty show?”
“The VOICE is clearly the superior show”
>over the IDOL, hell yea
“Its great how the CONTESTANTS can also pick from amongst the Judges, who all say that they WANT YOU”
>Smells like Freewill
“Plus how the JUDGES and CONTESTANTS really develop a personal relationship, Judges are invested in contestants well being”
“Plus, al the judges seem to really enjoy each others company! Everyone gets along, likes each other, there is CAMARADERIE”
>Neat!
13:05 Story about Female hosts problem
But first, “the Kings (hockey team) were KILLING Colorado last night, sweet”
Female host problem
Seems like her roof caved in from the heavy rain, but the way she told the story is ..interesting.
Heavy rain recently, “ROOF” was “NOT READY”, in a way it should be
Host admits she is at fault, should have seen it coming
“I thought I saw this SHADOW on my ceiling.. noticed it a while ago.. a year maybe..”
Never really occurred to her that it was a problem, just ignored it or thought it was the curtains. Hardly ever noticed it, and when she did she would just go “hmm, thats Odd.”
As rain got heavier, the shadow was now glistening/moist..
>welcome to the Age of Aquarius
Male host talks something about how there is a leak detector (?), something something anyways its ACTIVE
“You should NOT have shadows on your ceiling”
Currently living in a tent inside the house aka glamping aka Glamour Camping
“What do you need to go indoor camping??”
“REMEMBER to bring a lamp or maybe OIL(!), freeze dried food, cooler that locks because of BEARS(?)”
“Something to start a FIRE(!)
>again, shes INDOOR camping.
“You have No idea how much this will cost, it's not gonna be cheap.
“There is nothing worse than having to buying a new roof, because its nothing special, you just get a regular old roof again..”
“However, you were probably DYING because of mold”
“Not a joke”
“URGENT, need to take care of right away”
“Spores will go through drywall, through the moistness, bad news, danger”
“If you have insurance should be ok.. Check the deductible”
>this can’t be random.. Can it?
18:25
Name that Superhero Movie
Segment where callers try guess movie name from sound bite.
>hm this probably has to do with /truthlegion/, took extra careful notes
Rob from HH
-polite, laughing
(because he knew the human race had the capacity for goodness… so I send you my only son..)
A: Superman O
>couldn’t find exact quote within 1 google search, but this movie had quotes
>https:// en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Superman_(1978_film)
Edgar from RS
Casual, relaxed, “hey whats up”
Thor: Quite unique. It was made from this special metal from the heart of a dying star. And when i spun it really, really fast it gave me the ability to fly.
Korg: You rode a hammer?
Thor: No, I didn't ride the hammer
Korg: The hammer ride you on your back?
Thor: No, I would spin it really fast and it would pull me off the…
Korg: Oh my god, the hammer pulled you off?
Thor: The ground! It would pull me off the ground, into the air and I would fly.
A: Thor Ragnarok O
>www.regmovies.com/movies/thor-ragnarok-opening-night-fan-event/B00597247151/quotes
>more neat quotes
Nick from BP
Slightly hesitant, unsure
The Joker: If you're good at something, never do it for free.
The Chechen: How much you want?
The Joker: Uh…half. [the mobsters laugh again]
Gambol: You're crazy.
The Joker: No, I'm not. No, I'm not. If we don't deal with this now, soon…little, uh, Gambol here won't be able to get a nickel for his grandma.
Gambol: Enough from the clown!
A: “Uhh heath ledger.. Uh.. Joker.. Dark Knight!! O
>https:// en.wikiquote.org/wiki/The_Dark_Knight_(film)
Robert F Onatrio
“Blah blah for almost 30 years, blah blah capturing him is my father's greatest regret, blah blah Wakanda does not need a warrior right now, we need a KING” didn’t quite catch it
Male host, almost sarcastically laughing, says: there's no way you DONt get this right? The greatest bigliest movie in the history of the universe.
A: uhh shit was it batman…? X
(wakanda is similar to Goatha.. )
“Its possible he didn't see it right? possible, right?”
>again, borderline sarcastic tone.
Chris, LA
“You know the funniest part of all this? You still think we're making you a superhero. You, a dishonorable discharge, hip-deep in hookers? You're nothing. Little secret, Wade: this workshop doesn't make superheroes, we make super slaves. We're gonna fit you with a control collar and auction you off to the highest bidder. Who knows what they'll have you do? Terrorizing citizens, putting down freedom fighters… maybe just mow the occasional lawn.”
Deadpool O
https:// en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Deadpool_(film)
Ross in GG
Stoned
“Itis our sacred duty to defend the world and I wish to go but my mother.”
A: The “Super Hot” chick in Wonder Woman O
https:// en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Wonder_Woman_(2017_film)#Diana
Ray in Wh
Curt, to the point
“I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO NORTH DAKOTA”
Logan O
https://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Logan_(film)#Quotes_about_Logan
Hugo in WC
“Lets give it a shot”..
“The suit has powers, and these are your greatest allies, show me how to punch”
Antman O
https:// en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Ant-Man_(film)
“7 of 8 got it right, except black panther, which is the biggest movie ever so..
>again, sarcastic as hell
ROB RAY ROSS are the winners
>all RA names, except RAY, so Light and two “Ra”s
2541
Comedy clip
>low key pedo joke
26:50 People can’t tell jokes, so straight to the punch line.
People cant tell jokes, so it’s joke, no delivery, straight to the punch line
“Guys, work on delivery! Sometimes delivery is all the difference”
>ok
Rob, AH
“I said, scissors I WIN and I rolled off
Jake SA
“I don't know but it requires a clown suit and a teddy bear to clean yourself off with after”
>thats dark
Angel LB
“I was disappointed to find outi t was full of wet blankets”
Francisco ELA
“….GET OFF ME HOLMES”
Philip LE
“You're not turning my skin into no damn canoe”
James VT
“Yea, it could happen”
Patrick LD
“A monkeys fart”
Bobby LF
“Tentacles”
>Philip and James both have apocrphal gospels to their name. Lots of chrstian sounding names here, including Angel from Long Beach
Winner is…
Jake in Santa Ana: What do you do with 24 year olds?
What is “I don't know but it requires a clown suit and a teddy bear to clean yourself off with after”
>Jake. Jacob..?