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A dry handjob to the first man who can track down this mouse for me.
It's obviously some generic China bullshit cranked out by some promotional company that just puts logos on stuff but I like how stupid it is and I want one.
Can't find anything on Alibaba or any promotional materials sites. It's old as stale piss (2007) so it probably doesn't exist any more, but I'd like a second set of eyes.
Thanks jabronis.
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>>996068 (OP)
I'll answer you when you answer me why you think this image needs to be a 14 fucking megabyte png.
▶ No.996073>>996134 >>998766
>>996071
Because it's not my image and people don't understand image formats.
Here's a 2mb jpg for you, which is what this should have been in the first place since I don't give a shit about loss and there's no transparency.
▶ No.996092>>996115 >>996258 >>996768 >>998521
This is what that image should have been in the first place
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>>996071
Because png masterrace, you low bandwidth no memory jpg pleb!
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>>996092
based and redpilled
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>>996071
I'll give you a reason. Because pic is from Reddit and high resolution JPGs uploaded get resized and compressed to shit, but don't if they're uploaded as PNGs.
https://www.reddit.com/r/2healthbars/comments/9vjmm1/this_mouse/
The answer is probably somewhere in the 1000+ comments on the post, but it's lost in Reddit morons repeating the same 3 mouse puns and 'yo dawg' jokes ad infinitum.
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>>996073
>jpg
cringe and bluepilles
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>>996122
just ctrl-f "buy"
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>>996138
Doesn't work like that. Reddit uses collapsed tree structure for comments. Shows only a few at a time. "Click to load more comments" etc.
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>>996116
Wow, you found it. I was going to post the same link after reading the imgur comments. Surprisingly cheap too.
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>>996122
>it's lost in Reddit morons repeating the same 3 mouse puns and 'yo dawg' jokes ad infinitum.
That's how you make shill accounts on reddit. To get your karma up so it looks like a real account, you go post the same shitty memes everywhere.
>>996150
>write quick script to click the shits for you so you can ctrl+f
>get banned by advanced WAF traffic analysis
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Should have been a webp image from the start.
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>>996150
>Doesn't work like that. Reddit uses collapsed tree structure for comments. Shows only a few at a time. "Click to load more comments" etc.
Requires JavaShit.
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>>996768
[ANALYSIS COMPLETE]
▶ No.998326>>998336 >>998599 >>998644
Stop fucking around with the image file and find me the goddamn mouse already.
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>>998326
You posted a 14mb poorly optimised image.
Anyway, I think I've finally optimised the image fully. This is what you SHOULD have posted.
Thread closed
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>>996105
>he isn't using farbfield
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>>998409
Well that's the thread everyone.
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>>998409
He actually did it, the absolute madman.
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>>996092
>>996105
>>996115
Leave and never come back
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>>998563
>>998409
>>998336
>>996800
>>996258
>op shouldve posted one of these
>we can still tell what mouse it is from these pics
▶ No.998568
Hey guys, OP here again, can you help me find this keyboard?
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>>998599
>359kb gif Takes too long to load. can someone post a smaller gif?
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>>998326
>OP: Don't do thing.
>Anons: *do opposite of what OP said* Lol get it? it's irony bcuz I did opposite of you said X'DDDDD 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂
>>998336
>>998621
>>998599
>>998563
>>998409
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>>998644
Fuck you stupid cunt, OP is a poofter who posts dunmb threads.
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>>998644
>OP posts shit thread that belongs in the consumer sticky
>the only thing search engines turn up about the mouse is a reddit thread
>OP is therefore likely a redditor who heard about this thing on reddit
<REEEEEEEEE WHY WON'T YOU TAKE ME SERIOUSLY???
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THREAD STATUS: FUCKED AND DEAD
▶ No.998708>>998710
>>996068 (OP)
Just get a small mouse and model and 3d print the bigger shell around it
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>>998708
>>998708
This is a thread about getting mad at a picture you dumb bitch.
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>>996068 (OP)
Unlike the "it's Darude Sandstorm" tier shitposters on here I've put forth some effort. Looking in the plebbit thread I find in image search there's mention of a "dual size mouse" and a "usb twin mouse".
So while most likely the mouse in your image is probably some no longer produced item you have options if you want something like it.
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>>996073
>which is what this should have been in the first place since I don't give a shit about loss
You have bigger problems than tha---
>>998409
ABSOLUTE MADMAN
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>>998706
fucked and deadpilled*