>Switch to DVORAK meme
>emacs type movements not too bad
>muh gaymz need to be rebound (if they can be)
>vi movements COMPLETELY btfo
>type super slow for a good while
>get used to it
>type a little faster than previously because of practice
>type on someone elses system
>fingers are constantly tangled
>haughtily complain about qwerty
>look like an know-it-all idiot anyway
>should have just practiced qwerty to begin with