/tech/ - Technology★

>>983295

Let me one up you with a YTP of that webm: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jtDKMHkiLvo

>>983318

are you 14?

>>983295

What in the blazes of soylent green is this ?

>>>/4chan/

>>>/g/

>>983290 (OP)

>⌘-F

maybe you'd find a thread if your keyboard worked. too poor for that $900 repair, peasant?

>>983360

Haha, gotcha! It took only 12 replies before somebody noticed me hinting at being a Mac user; the archnemesis of /tech/ imageboard culture! Of course, I am not actually a Mac user, 'tis but a ruse.

>>983349

It's one of the great stories of how distant silicon valley can be from anything resembling reality.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Juicero

>>983349

Overpriced juicer that does literally nothing except push the already-juiced contents out of a package so numales don't injure their hotwheels-tier arms

>>983295

Why the fuck does it need to be connected to the internet? It is never mentioned in the video.

>>983388

1) DRM. It scans the juice bag's product key and verifies that it's from the producer (No 3rd party bags allowed)

2) it also verifies the bags aren't past their best before date. The juice bags expire after 8 days, after which the machine will refuse to press them.

[tor users can't post webms]

>>983395

I didn't know what this machine was and just looked it up. I can beleive someone would actually construct or buy this madness. Wasn't this just a scheme to live a comfy life for a couple of years on the tab of the investors?

>>983412

/fucko/ wasn't joking about the explosives, kiddo

>>983395

I honestly thought you where joking until i read the juicero wikipedia

>wew

>>983298

tewll me what anime this is so I can insult anyone who recommends it to me

7/10 sub though

>>983295

>you can't put that much botnet into a juicer

<watch me

goyim who use this get what they deserve

>>983295

It's like a joke, but they mean it.

>>983535

Remind to invest in tantalum caps.

>>983298

>no systemd

>no CoC

>no WSL on windows

Oh the good ol' time, too bad this meme did not age well.

>>983290 (OP)

One of us is very confused.

>>983576

I have always fucking hated mr robot for their commie shill nigger faggotry and refuse to watch it but THIS takes the fucking jew and burns it alive. These fucking people, have the audacity to suggest GNOME is better than KDE??? This is fucking nigger faggotry right here and it only goes to prove my point that mr robot is a show for faggots

>>983723

*including the fact (((they))) hinted it was the best DE

>>983724

That's from the first season though, I don't know when that was filmed but Gnome probably wasn't too bad back then and KDE wasn't all that advanced.

>>983730

are you defending gnome?

>>983730

Also I don't think they really cared about the DEs, at that point of the show they were just trying to force a lot of "tech literate" stuff to desperately get the attention from techies, the scene from that video was in my opinion one of the cringiest attempts, but after the bait and switch the show is all about the protagonist's mental illness.

>>983731

No.

>>983576

reminder that many executives use Tor for opsec purposes

>⌘-F

OP, if you have time I want to talk you about the guide in my life. There is someone in heaven who loves us more than anyone ever could. Do you want to confess your sins today and be able to talk with him?

>>983538

IIRC it's "Star Driver." I took about ten minutes for me to tell that it was crap, but I forced myself to watch the entire first episode anyway.

I had just seen the "A Race In Space Is Dangerous, Baby" episode of Space Dandy, and read somewhere that t was largely a parody of Star Driver. I think Watanabe just heard the English title and got the idea for the episode from that.

Don't watch Star Driver. Watch Space Dandy. It's terribly underrated.

>>983723

>opening scene of series is haxor dude getting a pedo v&

>we don't need to know the specifics, he's a bad guy because the show said he's a pedo

>delete bank databases

>10 minutes later

>WAHHHH why did we do this it just made society bad, checkmate libertarians

>literally half the characters are gay

it's a show by and for anonymoose, of course they like their gay Gnome skid shit. it was actually fun to watch while they were trying to hax the banks and shit. then it just got gay and season 2 was AIDS

>>983852

>gay Gnome skid shit

Didn't realize Gnome was for skids, thanks.

>>983665

>>983540

>>983295

Holy fucking shit I completely forgot about this thing. It's just ridiculous on so many levels I don't even know where to start.

>>983295

>Juicero

Just a reminder

https://www.crunchbase.com/organization/juicero

ONE HUNDRED AND EIGHTEEN MILLION AMERICAN FUN BUX IN FUNDING

>>983534

>Wasn't this just a scheme to live a comfy life for a couple of years on the tab of the investors?

No the creator wanted to make a juicer which operated on a SaaS-like business model so that he could make a fuckton of continual revenue.

>>983540

They don't get anything anymore, the company went bankrupt a few months after they released it. All they have now is an expensive piece of of useless tech sitting in their kitchen which literally will do nothing except complain it can't connect to the web service.

Have you read the bible cunt? Come back after you have read it.

>>983950

>read the (((bible)))

it's literally a CoC. kys

>>983569

Can someone please tell me the name of the song?

>>983950

>following a religion created by jews

no

>>983963

-t. fedoralord who has never read a bible

>>983723

>⌘-F no webm thread

Did you not think there was a reason for this nigger? No of course you didn't, because you didn't ask, or lurk. Instead, you decided to take it on yourself to further fuck up the board with your /g/ancer.

Also can confirm Mr. Robot is pure nigger faggotry - like this OP is.

Make a thread in >>>/webm/ you absolute nigger. This isn't >>>/4chan/ or >>>/g/

Because everyone was raving about Mr.Robot I binged watched the shit to have an informed opinion on it. It's retarded as fuck.

IIRC on some of the screens he's hacking 127.1 while root.

>>983963

If you use mac and have not figured out it is gay you are retarded.

>>983965

It's good coc, bad coc.

>>983997

being a macfag

>>984004

>>984009

this

>>984004

Make sure to follow the parts that say that you'll be happy if you "dasheth" your children on stone, too.

>>983975

>go to youtube

>search 'anime bossa nova'

>first fucking result

https://youtube.com/watch?v=bCodVbucTbo

For small webms with almost unreadable text, is there a way to watch them zoomed in mpv/smplayer without smoothing them? The same way you can zoom images by just making each pixel bigger. It's much easier to read or more legitimate than shitty sharpening filters. I want no filters. Smoothing is nice when you downscale, but it looks like blurry shit when you upscale and need to be able to read the text. Polite sage, but I thought the webm thread might have an answer.

>>984198

generally this is called nearest neighbour. Mpv will do this with --scale=nearest

>>983569

>ok, I know these look like anime girls, *hah* totally not.

>>984722

>numb3rs_irc.webm

internally_confused.jpg

>>983354

I feel bad for that baby. Dumb parents don't have the decency to secure their shit and give themselves a false sense of security which is worse than letting her sleep in the dark with no baby monitor. Poor little girl was awoken to fucking Sanic Geaux Faust. Scared her for the rest of her life. Shitty parents need to get rid of this camera bullshit and do what people did before all this """"technology improved our lives"""".

>>984160

You mean the parts where Malachi records how David was told by God to not let a single living person leave Canaan? Are you talking about war and trying to apply it to raising a family? Are you a jew?

>>984661

>that was cruel.

Could've been much worse. It was good the thing was exploited by a tryhard memester and not some sicko. Not everything should have wifi.

>>983852

In season 3, Elliot realizes he was retarded and tries to make things better.

>>984722

>irc doesn't leave trace

>online names is anonymous

I know this is a TV show, shit can be dumb but the creators of this show need to remove themselves from existence.

>>984661

>GUI Visual Basic to track IP

Was the answer to the question: "Hey you tech nerd loser! I'm an amazing screen writer. Can you give me a techie phrase for my realistic hacker character to say?"

>>984651

This guy is not funny.

>>983295

All this work just to drink some overly processed juice.

>>983324

is this in eshell?

>>983407

this is 43 minutes long anon

>>984641

>pager

That's unironically a suggestion over on

/cyber/

>You can get pagers that do not have the battery power to transmit, they can only receive.

/cyber/res/15933.html#44356

>>984641

>Boomers that don't understand what big data or privacy is

Honest to god, it's like being the first guy in the street to put up curtains. People start muttering "what's he doing in there?" and "he must be a fucking freak if he has something to hide." Everyone constantly asking about the fucking curtains every fucking day. You start telling them about the advantages of curtains and people laugh and say "you don't really think you are being watched through your window do you?" and they act like you're a paranoid freak. So either you're a sick freak or a disturbed schizoid and it doesn't matter how many hours you waste explaining yourself because nobody will ever understand what curtains are or their purpose.

>>993970

Always be prepared to defend matters of freedom. Know your talking points and repeat every single time. This is what I do in my own defense of using free software and avoiding my use of cell phone.

>>998769

I'm actually impressed by the webm's size for this length and quality

>>997478

You know it's supposed to be humorous, right?

>>998811

Linux is not free software. Linux-libre, an FSF project, is free software.

>>998989

>Linux is not free software

Looniggs is released under the GPL, how is it not free software? I realize alot of the authors, Linus included, are Open Sores fags, but that doesn't change how the kernel itself is licensed.

>>998989

Linux is free software being licensed under the GPL. The problem is that it includes binary blobs that are nearly impossible to study what it does. What Linux-libre does is remove those binary blobs.

>>997478

RMSdancing.webm

>>998990

>Looniggs is released under the GPL, how is it not free software?

Most of Linux is released under GPL, but some parts aren't, there are a high amount of binary blobs that are in the default linux kernel that are there for certain pieces of hardware to work, obviously being a binary blob they aren't Free software and they're obviously not licensed under GPL.

>>999304

What the fuck is this shit?

>>999310

Reducing food consumption by pumping it directly out of your stomach. Apparently, this is better for some people to do than it is to reduce the quantity of food going into the mouth.

>>983290 (OP)

>⌘-F

>⌘

MACFAGS GET OUT

>>999322

>believing in an omnipotent god that sees all

>thinking you can fucking cheat him with plastic shit

These desert faggots never learn do they?

>goy

Isn't that supposed to be an insult that isn't publicly used?

>>999304

>>999312

The world is going to shit and millions are wasted keeping literal sacks of lard alive

>>999718

>you're cheating G-d

Absolutely not. Ignorant people think of it as taking advantage of "loopholes" in the Shabbat laws, but it's more accurate to think of these "loopholes" as being put in place intentionally by G-d so that the laws can still be followed, with enough creativity, rather than being blatantly broken for sake of convenience. You can also think of it from the "it's a feature not a bug" perspective.

>goy? Isn't that supposed to be an insult

Behold the intelligence of the average antisemite. Goy is just Yiddish for non-Jew. There's no derogatory undertone to it. The term used in the video is Shabbos Goy. Look that up in Wikipedia if you don't know what it means. The lesson here? Don't get your knowledge about Jewish people from antisemitic memes.

>>999718

>Isn't that supposed to be an insult that isn't publicly used?

No. How do you not know this? The insult is that only jews are human, making a goy...

>>999731

>but it's more accurate to think of these "loopholes" as being put in place intentionally by G-d

Thats bullshit, if that were the case god wouldnt create those laws in the first place. This way of reasoning is no different from a corrupt official explaining how he didn't commit a crime because the law can be interpreted in other ways

>There's no derogatory undertone to it.

I'm not a fucking poltard but if thats the case with goy then why do jews when in public say gentile instead? honest question, I don't see the reason why if goy isn't an insult to be used in-group

>>983936

FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT THE JUICERO GUY GOT 20 MILLION BUCKAROOS TO SELL GREY WATER IN BOTTLES

<Why aren't you failing upwards anon?

>>999795

I don't have a use for 29M bukake ooze.

>>999793

Think of it like this. If you as a parent had a rule of "no snacks before bedtime", would you prefer your child broke the rule by eating a chocolate bar, or by eating a celery stick? One of those is more 'kosher' than the other, despite the rule being broken. But that's besides the point because your criticism is that if you were a god you'd do things differently; which isn't the case.

>why do jews when in public say gentile instead

Maybe that's something you've personally observed, but it's not the case with the people I know. Simple counterexample: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-IpbzMNfGs

>>999322

>Nobel Prize-winning physicist Richard Feynman recounts that he was approached by young rabbis in a seminary who asked him "is electricity fire?". He replied, "no", but asked why they wanted to know, and was shocked that they weren't interested in science at all, but just wanted to interpret the Talmud. Feynman said that electricity was not a chemical process, as fire is, and pointed out that there is electricity in atoms and thus every phenomenon that occurs in the world. Feynman proposed a simple way to eliminate the spark: '"If that's what's bothering you, you can put a condenser across the switch, so the electricity will go on and off without any spark whatsoever---anywhere.' But for some reason, they didn't like that idea either".[13]

Honestly, really orthodox Jews annoy me. I grew up that way and it's shit. RMS is the one true messiah.

>>999817

> would you prefer your child broke the rule by eating a chocolate bar, or by eating a celery stick?

Would you rather have them steal 10 million? or 1 million? thats thirdworld-country mentality son, is the same that happens in brazil for example when some people want lula back because even if he's a corrupt fuck they got a free ride with him so screw the country right? and screw our god's laws, here's my magic switch the creator of the universe somehow is okay with because of some law from the times of the pyramids.

>Simple counterexample:

Not really, never seen a jew using goy out in public to refer to non-jews, they always use gentiles or even "people of other religions" in one case of a particularly skittish guy who thought even gentile didn't sound good.

>>999833

>was shocked that they weren't interested in science at all, but just wanted to interpret the Talmud

This reminds me of an israeli saying all those ultra orthodox jews are fucking useless freeloaders living off the state and doing nothing for the country

>>999840

Your example is too extreme. Mine was better, considering we're talking about the kosherness of lightswitches. The matter of which might be considered fastidious to begin with. Making and extinguishing a fire is forbidden on the Sabbath and it can be interpreted that the momentary spark created in the circuit of the switch is a type of fire. Before the electric age this problem was gotten around by lighting a lantern before the Sabbath and then putting the lit lantern in a different room when bedtime came around. One could argue that the creative thinking that comes about in creating solutions that work with Sabbath rules is an admirable trait - a trait that can also be applied to other facets of personal and professional life.

>>999850

No its not admirable, admirable is finding a way through fusion which is a physics problem. What they are doing is breaking a law, a religious "sacred" law to make matters worse. This is corruption, plan and simple, a more enlightened attitude would be to simply abandon such an outdated ancient law saying it doesnt applies to the modern world and was probably the result of the age and place (middle of the desert in the damn bronze age) in which it was made. To keep this and many other absurd laws around and make stupid works-arounds is corruption, one could say this is only used to keep rabbis employed which if stories I've heard from jews about the insane fees rabbis charge for any services are true its again proof of corruption and racketing within the community.

Keep in mind this affects jews only, so believing this crap gives them an "edge" is dumb as hell, I seen the same attitude in corrupt societies where everybody thinks they are really smart because they are able to scam people and avoid the law. Needless to say these countries dont tend to be very nice to live in, and last time I checked israel is right next to botswana in the corruption index.

>>1000087

>The Linux Gamer

>Thinks that SystemD is required for a GNU/Linux system to boot

I really want these people to die

>>997478

cringe....

>>1000087

>screencapture that existed already both in chromium and firefox if you pressed f12

>inspector ... is just awesome

>only chrome extensions in Firefox now

>Look at that great "find a replacement" button

>free and open source

So is chromium but it's not copyleft. Just pick a fork.

>>983719

should be captioned "Because I-I-I-I_I WILL ALWA-A-A-AYS LO-O-O-O-VE YOU-U_U_"

>>999864

windows 10 on a dvd? Jesus fucking christ I havent used optical media for about 5 fucking years

>>1000212

what the fuck

>>1000212

>Trolltech never did this for Qt 5.

Nokia. Nips don't approve of having fun at work.

>>1001214

Nokia is Fingols, not nips.

>>1000212

What a shame, that was an awesome video.

>>1000212

It's refreshing to see an ad not covered in fucking plastic like the crap big companies do

>>999731

> Don't get your info from antisemitic memes

> Use wikipedia instead

> Implying jews don't see goyim as beasts

GOY

>>1002084

This was worth watching, especially for the awesome use of sound effects. I don't know where the guy got them from, but they worked perfectly, especially the running bit.

>>1002084

As someone who watches both their channels, this was a treat.

>>1002134

me on the left

>>1002134

>a nigress

>a chink

>girls who code

>girls in the video don't code and look at the results of the men

>actual programmers are displayed as manlets

wew

Everyone who was part of the production of this jewshit deserves to be shot. There is enough bullets for everyone.

>>1002143

>honorary white

DON'T EVER SAY THAT AGAIN, IT'S JUST NOT A THING

>>1002145

I used it because leftists consider asians white since they go against their narrative (which says they should be as violent, dumb and useless as niggers since chinks were enslaved as well).

>>1002134

this doesn't make any fucking sense.

also how the fuck does writing SQL queries to manage customer databases change the world???

>>983828

Its actually "Penguindrum", its pretty good.

>>1003502

I googled it. Sounds interesting. Everything is better with penguins.

>>1002147

Partly owned by Barry Charles Diller and also owned and now ran by Joey Levin. You can gather together the rest.