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 No.867747>>867766 >>867780 >>867798 >>867926 >>868031 >>868037 >>868047 >>868186 >>868406 >>868554 >>870674 >>870967 >>870979 >>873102 [Watch Thread][Show All Posts]

what's on the drive?

 No.867749

Birus


 No.867751

Illegal opinions


 No.867752>>867756

Shitty art by the hipster that placed it there.


 No.867753

We'll never know because I hammered the end off.


 No.867756


 No.867757

Bricks and cement


 No.867761

Shirt circuit. But if it's actually working, upload your lurk folder.


 No.867763

The crippling weight of my depression.


 No.867764>>868564

mains voltage


 No.867765

CIA nigger information


 No.867766

>>867747 (OP)

Go back brazilian

>>>/tv/


 No.867780>>868971

>>867747 (OP)

Legal CP


 No.867798

>>867747 (OP)

So that's where I lost my USB drive full of cp


 No.867825

a picture of itself


 No.867926

>>867747 (OP)

the drive is not on, the drive is "in" you FRACKING EEDJIT


 No.867952

About 120 volts


 No.867953

A brick


 No.867985

vaporwave


 No.868028>>868039

Why cant they just use wireless HDD?

Having a USB stick out like that seems dumb....


 No.868031>>868036 >>868156 >>869026

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 No.868036>>868156 >>868554

File (hide): a6ea808c27b9503⋯.jpg (113.66 KB, 720x480, 3:2, maxresdefault.jpg) (h) (u)


 No.868037>>868180 >>868196 >>868239 >>870841

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>>867747 (OP)

>drive


 No.868039

>>868028

piratebox.cc


 No.868047

>>867747 (OP)

220V


 No.868156

>>868031

>>868036

>jim_discovers_the_internet.jpg


 No.868180

>>868037

Add "USB" to "Illiterate beyond hope tier"


 No.868185>>868202 >>873094

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 No.868186

>>867747 (OP)

>drive

real human bean

and a real hero


 No.868196

>>868037

I'm going refer to all hard drives as dongles from now on.


 No.868202>>868205

>>868185

Are those... capacitors?


 No.868205>>868207

>>868202

it's a stick that fries any device it's plugged into by supplying an asston of volts onto the 5v rail


 No.868207

>>868205

You didn't even read the article


 No.868239>>868559

File (hide): e865f0d176ecc7e⋯.jpg (76.99 KB, 799x568, 799:568, zip.jpg) (h) (u)

>>868037

>zip drive

But that's something completely different.


 No.868406>>868842

>>867747 (OP)

120V AC, goodbye computer!


 No.868554

>>867747 (OP)

The USB connector leads to the anus of a swine, and then via>>868031 and >>868036 to an ethernet interface.


 No.868559>>868625

>>868239

I miss zip drives, but jaz drives were where it was at.


 No.868564

>>867764

That would be an epic troll.


 No.868625>>868991

>>868559

We threw away a few dozen zip drives at work last week. Shit's been gathering dust for decades, but still, it pained me a bit.


 No.868842

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>>868406

What a shocking idea

>macfag strolls over and plugs in

>gets absolutely deep-crispy-fried because metal chassis

>be a POI hunted down for terrorist attack

>Fry in electric chair

>what a shocking idea


 No.868971>>868994

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>>867780

stop bumping the thread


 No.868991

>>868625

That's how most old hardware meets its end, even if in good working condition - a clueless ignorant normie boss orders to recycle it.


 No.868994

>>868971

Sorry.


 No.869026

>>868031

best post ITT


 No.870564

MADTHAD08's backup HD

stupid feds still haven't found it in that wall


 No.870674

>>867747 (OP)

Windows 98 installation program


 No.870841


 No.870967>>873011

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>>867747 (OP)

>what's on the drive?

We'll never know because it's bricked


 No.870979

>>867747 (OP)

Jizz.

That's why the stuff around it is white.


 No.871133>>871144 >>873102 >>873370

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This is what a dead drop actually looks like


 No.871144>>873136

>>871133

checked

it is a usb 3.0 the plastic bit is blue

nice usb media storage

8/8 would take it off the wall


 No.873011

>>870967

Hahahahahahahaha


 No.873094

>>868185

"You were only meant to blow the bloody doors off!"


 No.873102>>873362 >>873417

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>>871133

>>867747 (OP)

..and lo another /tech/ meme was born.


 No.873136

>>871144

That's copper hydroxide.


 No.873362

>>873102

brb putting my dick in a hole in the wall.


 No.873370

>>871133

Why'd you post a picture of your dick


 No.873417>>873651

>>873102

>the (((free)))masons did this


 No.873651

>>873417

>the (((/g/)))masons did this




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