Original Link:https://slashdot.org/submission/7470225/richard-stallman-compares-compilers
Well things got a bit dicey for a bit there. Had to leave state and find somewhere to hole up for a while. Turns out not even Jesus can lead a two man crusade against the jews by running their car through the front of an apple store. Fucking Tyrone the dumbshit wasn't wearing a seatbelt so he's now embedded through the middle of a giant fucking apple logo somewhere. He gave his life for the cause. So now, like the Jesus of yesterday I sit alone persecuted by jews, my apostles dead, hiding from certain crucifixion. So on that note lets get started on todays topic fucking compilers.
To start with if you don't know what compiler is you might as well just fuck off. Seriously, I really don't have the patience right now to explain one of the most important pieces of computer software ever devised to a bunch of youtube watching, facebook posting breeders suckling at the horny lizard-like teats of the jews......well actually I guess I wouldn't be very fucking jesus like if I didn't at least try to force the smallest bit of an intelligent though into those pitiful pile of neurons you call a brain....so then compilers...
You may have seen something along these lines before....
int main (int argc, char **argv)
{
toplev toplev (NULL, /* external_timer */
true /* init_signals */);
return toplev.main (argc, argv);
}
That right there is some C code. Actually that right there is the main function for the GCC compiler written by yours fucking truly. So what the fuck is a compiler? Well like any of you brainless fucks reading this your computer doesn't have the slightest fucking clue what all that shit means. A compiler is a magic little piece of software that turns that little block of gibberish above into something like this:
1001101110000100010001010
Which you might not be able to understand but your computer sure as shit does. Pretty fucking awesome isn't it? Ya that's what I fucking thought!
So now you know what a compiler is we can get to the meat (hehehe) of this little piece of divine scripture comparing these sexy little bastards. So why would we need to compare them? If they all just turn words into little 1's and 0's it should be all the fucking same right? Well you'd think so right? Nah that's not the way that shit works at all. So we've got 3 major compilers being used today GCC, Clang and .....blah MSVisual C.
Well to start with the only thing I'm going to say about the jew offering is....seriously?....paying for C in 2017? The fuck? Actually? What the fuck is this the fucking 70's? (God I wish) But it's fucking not so stop sucking ole billy boy off and being a useless little baby fuck with your IDE's. Burn your fucking hardrive, by a new one, put a real OS on it ie. something non-jewish, download emacs and fucking GCC and stop being a little bitch.
Next, CLang, seems pretty cool. It's a frontend to the llvm compilee backend, seemingly free and almost as fucking balling as GCC....welll except....look at the fucking license for llvm and clang hmmmmm what's that there....the fucking BSD license....hmmmm what was that again? Read this for a quick reminder:
https://slashdot.org/submissio...
Well the short of it is BSD is a jew license masquerading as freedom. Basically the jews caught on to us making cool shit and giving it away for free so they came up with this 'more free' license. God the retards that fell for that. Seriously how can you get more free as free as fuck? Well its when the jews can take your free shit and sell it back to you. GPL forbids that kinda snakeyness. Just look at who's financing a good chunk of llvm's development....a certain fruity little jew company you all fucking suckle at foundes by a certain dead jew whose grave I make a concerted effort to defecate on whenever I'm in the area.