I got a dumbass ingenious idea, hear me out.
Seeing how you can't trust a VPN to save your soul and how I have a couple of old routers just lying around I got a gnarly idea of making my own VPN and then hiding it in the ceiling tiles of my old local supermarket bathroom whilst hooking it up to the lighting 220 volts.
Basically one afternoon of fucking around on OpenWRT, making clamps (well insulated for me) to clamp onto the light in the ceiling tiles and basically have my own "free" VPN that I connect to through Tor.
Might as well buy a new router, hand in cash to local selling app fucker just to make the serial number that less traceable to me.
Whatchu think?
That or the library.
(btw all pics are for reference, I aint putting any info on here)