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 No.1032692>>1032695 >>1032696 >>1032834 >>1032850 >>1033051 [Watch Thread][Show All Posts]

I was working with a Soviet particle accelerator, the U-70 synchrotron, when I accidentally stuck my head inside it being struck by a 76 GeV proton beam. I felt no pain, but saw a flash of light brighter than 1,000 suns. What programming language should I use?

 No.1032693>>1032694

How do you specifically know it was brighter than 1000 suns ?

That's pretty fucking bright.


 No.1032694

>>1032693

<poetic license


 No.1032695

>>1032692 (OP)

Ada. Safety is important, and some have to learn it the hard way.


 No.1032696

>>1032692 (OP)

start with editing your hosts file to redirect 8chan to 4chan because you seem lost.


 No.1032721>>1032729

Use assembler so you can create a safer device like the Therac-25.


 No.1032729>>1032743

>>1032721

>the Therac-25 computer is a PDP-11

>the cause of most bugs and exploits is a PDP-11 systems language

That epiphany is like a flash of light brighter than 1,000 suns flowing through my brain.


 No.1032731

html


 No.1032743>>1032745 >>1032816

>>1032729

Some day I'll gather the parts to throw a functioning PDP-11 together, and we're going to have a /tech/ meetup to unfuck technology at the source.


 No.1032745>>1032749

>>1032743

is this one of those huge cabinets that are full of big chips that terminals connect to or something smaller and more modern?


 No.1032749>>1032751

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>>1032745

didnt have any chance to take pictures of it but i have some of these.. i think that they were used to connect to it


 No.1032751>>1033201

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>>1032749

the thing was even working when i tried it but its not very useful without the server


 No.1032816

>>1032743

>unfuck technology at the source

So you're going to put a bomb in it and send it back in time to Bell Labs?


 No.1032834

>>1032692 (OP)

>sychrotron

>russia

>light brighter than 1,000 suns

I bet your presence alone can fuck up the entropy around and attract oddities and CCC (not the chaos shit).

Ada is the first choice for anything mission critical.


 No.1032840

Common lisp obviously


 No.1032850

>>1032692 (OP)

>What programming language should I use?

Hallmark 'Thanking of Youse Quise Script'. Only appropriate choice given you're short time for this earth OP.


 No.1032861

all of you are saying ada, but did he use PlusCal and TLA+ to formally specify it first?


 No.1032944

Violence is the only language niggers understand


 No.1033051

>>1032692 (OP) You'd better learn Python and Django because you're dull.


 No.1033201>>1033511

>>1032751

You threw the keyboard out too? I hope that it is still with you.


 No.1033511>>1033513

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>>1033201

never had them.. just was in a place that those were in.. it was an unused part of the building that probably has been like that for over 20 years. the computer cabinet was full of things that looked like these so it might be a pdp then but i dont really remember much about it since i was in that room only once for few minutes


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>>1033511

could actually be a vax.. i remember it having those doors that can be opened easily and none of the pdp pics have those


 No.1034785

VB.NET




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