>Now introducing SmartSlide™️
>Becomes required by law on all guns.
>Invaders come into your house.
>Gun can not find internet connection, won't let you fire it. It works through THE CLOUD.
>Run around house while remaining hidden somehow, reset router.
>Gun located, now installing updates.
>Update has 35MB of kludgy JS code and ads for some reason.
>Robbers coming into your room while you're hiding like a faggot int the closet.
>Please accept ToS and geolocation to continue (geolocation was pushed by the FEDs so they could track where firearms are fired in realtime).
>A load startup noise blares as you accept the ToS.
>Robbers notice you.
>You try to shoot, but your drivers haven't been updated so the gun won't fire. Even if they were updated, it wouldn't fire because the RFID link that reads your driver's license data to verify that it's you doesn't work half of the time.
>Robbers beat you with pipes.
>SmartSlide™️ :^)