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Hug is also offensive. We can't know if the kernel consented to physical contact.

Linux is hugging hugged beyond relief.

>B-b-but IT WON'T AFFECT ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!11!!11!1!!!

>Oy vey, don't worry goy it's just good manners.

OpenBSD Master Race

>Year_of_the_linux_desktop.png

I have no arms to hug with and I find 'hugging' makes me feel left out.

>>1003292

teh "embed related" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2p3jktqhp4g

>>1003289

Reminder that OpenBSD is lacking the following things:

>A robust filesystem such as ZFS, btrfs, or HAMMER2

>Any kind of journaling FS

>SSD TRIM

>NFSv4

>Support for more than one core on various parts of the OS. The firewall, pf, is confirmed to be one of these parts, although there may be more.

>802.11ac networking

>Nvidia graphics from this decade

>AMD Vega graphics

>Certain Intel graphics, at least judging from comparing the manpage to the wikipedia article

>Broadcom wireless

>Bluetooth

>WINE

>LUKS/dm-crypt

>Linux compatibility layer

>Mounting ext filesystems

>free(1)

>lsblk(8)

>Proper virtualization (vmd/vmm is awful compared to KVM+QEMU or even Virtualbox)

>and probably more

This would be funny if it was just a trolljob. But in reality it's terrifying.

>>1003281 (OP)

I have not consented to this hug. Sound the rape whistles.

Jarkko Sakkinen of Intel is a nice kike. He's so nice, he even hugs his fellow gentiles from day to day.

>>1003295

I've used OpenBSD NFS4

What are you talking about

>>1003295

I wish we had more conscientious developments working on liberating components for kernels. All operation systems could do with these features without sucking up to corporate controls.

>>1003295

good, i dont need any of those things and it keeps normalfags like you from using it

>>1003281 (OP)

Sexual harassment allegations that carry the signboard of "I was hugged inappropriately" within the Linux dev community when?

>>1003292

>Multiple tech field people in Finland (for example ½ the finns working on embed related) just changed their names to English ones because no one can be bothered to type or say them correctly even inside their own company.

Reminds me of Hollywood (since its beginning) kikes legally changing their names

>>1003281 (OP)

I demand that faggot from the first CoC thread get his ass in here and admit he was fucking wrong.

>>1003295

Gentoo is also lacking anything one wouldn’t necessarily need.

Linux is a hug box.

>>1003281 (OP)

>being so retarded as to not know that "fuck" is a word with a specific meaning, highly descriptive, and usually a warning for other devs.

Whatever patches they replace "fuck" with "hug" are fucked from here on out.

>"You Are My Sunshine" intensifies

Sakkinen is on Intelaviv payroll.

For any of you faggots who are unironically worried (as evidenced by soem of your shitposting), it seems the patches were rejected because desuing no-one thought it was useful, acceptable or in accordance to the CoC as it is not retroactive.

>>1003346

>I'm happy to refine this (thus the RFC tag)! And depending on the culture, hugging could fall in the harrasment category. Actually, when I think about it, in Finland this kind of poking of ones personal bubble would be such :-)

>I'll refine the patch set with more context sensitive replacements, perhaps removing the comment altogether in some places. Thank you for the feedback!

https://archive.is/i1J1r

>>1003351

>Linux is becoming more and more a corporate hellhole

This, i have a feeling linus and most people in the linux foundation is doing this to apease the many (((sponsors))) they have.

It mirrors directly with how actual wageslave enviroments are like these days: can't say or do anything in fear of offense being taken.

Developers who work on linux are no longer working on it for their passion or for personal use, but instead for the use of corperation or other initity.

This, honestly was to be expected. The end goal was always "year of the linux desktop" such things can't really happen in modern times without becoming disgustingly corpret.

Is linux a bad system because of this? Not necessarily, but it definitly isn't linux anymore.

>>1003351

>So what happens is they have code words in the praise that can tell someone is actually useless while seemingly praising them.

That's actually pretty neat hey wait, they just stole sarcasm off us!

Maybe "hug" will do the opposite of what "nigger/nigga" did, massively changing from acceptable to insulting in certain contexts.

So they replaced all fuck's with Hugs???

Oh come on

>>1003395

never interrupt your enemy when they are making a mistake

I hope linus shows up to the next linux foundation event with an ak47 and just mows everyone there down

>>1003281 (OP)

Useless meme filesystems, proprietary crap and features no one wants or uses. Only legitimate criticism is the lack of proper virtualization.

>>1003431

Meant to reply to >>1003295

>>1003295

>MUH FILE SYSTEM

just keep backups like a normal person and don't have a bunch of bloated kernel-space code to do it for you

>MUH SSD

Does it automatically in hardware, not needed.

>NFS

NFS is cancer. Every manpage has NFS listed as a caveat or bug.

>more than one core

Moar coars is a shitty meme. See: hyperthreading. Programming for multicore systems is a cancerous nightmare because of race conditions and locks. All x86 CPUs with more than one core are botnet anyway.

>802.11ac

Useless meme shit with low range. Use ethernet or 802.11n instead.

>Nvidia graphics

>AMD Vega graphics

>Intel graphics

Proprietary cancer.

>Broadcom wireless

Proprietary cancer.

>Bluetooth

Useless cancer.

>WINE

Macroshit Wangblows cancer.

>LUKS/dm-crypt

Unnecessary. OpenBSD supports FDE through other means.

>Linux compatibility

Linux is a pozzed OS. No compatibility is desired.

>Mounting ext filesystems

See above.

>free(1)

Use

top -d1 | grep '^Memory'

>lsblk(8)

I agree this is a deficiency.

>Proper virtualization

QEMU is supported dumbass. If you're talking about hardware virtualization, it's botnet shit.

>>1003433

Is this the next Lisp retard?

>>1003418

/k/ here, being a Finn, Linus should use either an Rk 62 or Rk 95 Tp.

Ban Intel employees from the kernel mailing list and discard any and all patches they send in, they can't be trusted to be functional humans.

First that googly-eyed commie deciding who can be an oppressed minority and who not and now this faggot replacing badwords with goodwords in an Orwellian fashion. Intel employees are basically tumblrs.

>>1003436

>Is this the Lisp retard?

Lisp is cancer. OpenBSD is the antithesis to cancer.

>>1003440

>>1003441

>Ban Intel employees from the kernel mailing list and discard any and all patches they send in.

Maybe then Linux and OpenBSD will finally have the same performance… :^)

>>1003446

>implying Intel employees make things faster

Not if you're using AMD they don't

>>1003395

You hugging hugger, if anyone here is trolled it's the Linux devs who adopted the retarded CoC. This is actually pretty funny, and they invited this on themselves.

Also read the mailing list thread, It might not even be trolling, and some of them are even open to the idea.

>>1003281 (OP)

<code>

kfree_skb(skb);

/* Jamal, now you will not able to escape explaining

* me how you were going to use this. :-)

*/

</code>

Wtf, is this comment from /net/core/dev.c some kind of alt-right racist joke about African Americans?

>>1003354

Open source advocates tried to be so much like businesses that they ended up creating an open source version of the HR dept. Stallman was right again.

>>1003281 (OP)

This defacing of profane comments is offensive. You would think that any contributor would be unaffected emotionally by text.

>>1003295

I think you need to recolor your hair, the purple is faded...

>>1003395

... and the teal is fading in yours.

>>1003507

What a FUCKing waste of money!

>>1003281 (OP)

Lol. RIP.

I refuse to use a kernel that doesnt respect freedom of speech. These fucking undilectical neo-liberal cia puppets have no idea the slippery slope they are on with their orwellian newspeak bullshit.

Can this be a hug thread?

>>1003528

*hugs u*

>>1003507

The propaganda they should use for donation begging:

Linux is the leader in open source CoC. Our CoC is the largest and most satisfying CoC available at this time. We encourage those unsure of the ability to handle a CoC to try ours and see how it fits. You may find taking some of our CoC will loosen your fears enough that you can work a CoC of your own into your project alongside ours. (

>>1003295

this fucking meme again.

>>1003295

Funny how that hasn't stopped me from doing anything at all.

why are you so angry at OpenBSD?

>>1003458

sjw.

>>1003507

>>1003559

ZERO SHEKELS FOR THESE (((FAKE DIVERSITY))) (((KIKES)))!!

>>1003437

/int/ here, Linus is a swede.

>>1003507

Wow, what a fucking waste of money. From the perspective of opportunity costs and crowding-out, the Linux foundation is actually harming Linux here. You'd figure that some part of the donations for a technical project would be used to overcome technical challenges.

Man, googles and bings really fuck up everything.

>>1003295

>Support for more than one core on various parts of the OS. The firewall, pf, is confirmed to be one of these parts, although there may be more.

SMT botnet.

>802.11ac networking

botnet

>Nvidia graphics from this decade

botnet

>AMD Vega graphics

botnet

>Certain Intel graphics, at least judging from comparing the manpage to the wikipedia article

botnet

>Broadcom wireless

botnet

>Broadcom wireless

botnet

>Bluetooth

botnet

>WINE

botnet through windows emulation

>Linux compatibility layer

botnet through linux emulation

>Proper virtualization (vmd/vmm is awful compared to KVM+QEMU or even Virtualbox)

botnet

>>1003507

> The Linux Foundation uses these funds to help fund the infrastructure and fellows, including Linus Torvalds, who help develop the Linux kernel.

> 100% of donations received go towards funding diversity programs.

Wait, what? This doesn't even make sense, how does it fund the infrastructure and pay programmers if all the money goes to diversity programs?

>>1003395

Let's not pretend that this patch wouldn't be taken seriously by the CoC advocates.

>>1003586

That isn't all the money they receive, corporate donations won't go through that channel (a bank transfer has far less fees than paypal, they also probably come with some negotiation) and there's the money from memberships.

>Linux is hugged

This is a fucking (yea, fucking, not "hugging") farce. Only few years ago a thing like this would be considered April fools tier at best.

>>1003573

>>Broadcom wireless

>

>botnet

>

>>Bluetooth

>

>botnet

Well, at least since KRACK and Blueborn (i.e. since about a year) they literally are.

>>1003281 (OP)

Considering that it has been stated that this was a deliberate troll to see if the CoC matters.

And it succeeded. There's to CoC, the big published one and then the second one that's actually implemented and used.

lkml had tons of fun drama relating to that patch.

>>1003654

It's botnet if it supports blackbox hardware or has an emulation layer.

There's no legitimate reason to use the words fuck or hug in comments unless you're making a sex simulator. Its juvenile.

>>censoring yourself for "noble" reasons

next level of being a complete fucking idiot and cavein

just come out and saying what it really is - surrender at your own expense to some ideas instead of mastering them

>>1003769

how about this:

// Holy fucking fuck fuck shit fuck this code won't fucking work, FUCK!
//Fix the fucking code!

>>1003778

Or you could write technical description of the problem, explain why it's important to fix, and list already attempted and failed solutions.

>>1003778

I don't understand why code which has this kind of commentary is supposed to remain in the codebase. The only reason why I would put it there is to create a historical reference in the codebase for future reference and then remove it. For a git based code revision system, this kind of code belongs only on a development branch, not the main branch.

>>1003769

// the terminator of a HERE doc needs to be hugged by newlines

// "\nEOF \n" ? keep going, we haven't found EOF yet.

>>1003769

There is when you get called in at midnight to hotfix a catastrophic bug in production because the fucking API is fucked, and you are working around someone else's fucked code.

>>1003433

>>1003573

>EVERYTHING YOU NEED IS BOTNET

I mean the graphics argument is correct but how is ZFS a useless filesystem? Probably one of the best out there and didn't it originally come from BSD anyway? So if ZFS is useless than BSD is creating useless things. Really makes you think. The rest of your post is similarly ridiculous.

I honestly can't tell if you're trolling or not. I hope you are tbh.

>>1003824

I completely disagree with that scenario as something normal but let's say it did happen that way. After I apply the hotfix, I am going to do what it takes afterwards to properly refactor the code so it doesn't require such commentary - after all if I'm working on a fragile codebase that causes catastrophe, that ought be grounds to fix it properly after the immediate fire's been quenched. Now

I don't know what kind of scenario exists that I'm working with another person's API and that API is totally wrong - either there's a bug in implementation or it's unsuitable for the desired application. If that API is not good for the application, then I'd probably take my time to write my own necessary functions that are good and don't require me to comment with "this shit if fucked".

>>1003507

Honestly, that looks more like a warning than a note.

>>1003433

>Moar coars is a shitty meme. See: hyperthreading. Programming for multicore systems is a cancerous nightmare because of race conditions and locks. All x86 CPUs with more than one core are botnet anyway.

Let's get a rope around your neck ASAP.

>>1003281 (OP)

Hug you. Hug you so hugging hard without your consent. I'll take your arms so you can't hug back when I come in the night and hug you to death.

>>1003865

I backrub you by surprise with your presumed consent.

>>1003330

>hug box

hug

>>1003346

>>1003348

Holy fuck! This is actually WORSE!

IT WAS DEEMED TOO OFFENSIVE. HOLY FUCKING GOD.

>>1003351

>It'll become like German recommendation letters. Employers have to write them and they get in trouble if they don't praise the employee.

Elaborate

>>1003281 (OP)

Meh. It looks like a smart way to get SJWs off your ass by throwing them a bone and mocking them at the same time. Let's hope it works.

>>1003874

We all gave each other aids to mock the way that homos live. Hopefully they'll understand the lesson and just disappear.

>>1003433

>Programming for multicore systems is a cancerous nightmare because of race conditions and locks.

brainlet alert

>>1003507

My eyelids opened so wide my eyes nearly fell out.

>>1003879

no u

>>1003507

I remember reading one of the chairperson's posts on facebook where he was going on about how men who refer to women as girls should be b&. He ended up pissing off a woman who unfriended him. I need to look for it.

>>1003873

When someone leaves a job in Germany the employer must give them a reference letter (which in turn is shown to their next employer). If the letter says the guy stole office supplies, was lazy, late, rude, etc, they open themselves up to a lawsuit (the employee could argue he couldn't get a job because of the lies in the letter, even if they're true the company is in trouble). So instead they don't write what they mean:

>Using empty statements that translate differently e.g.

>„Er erzielte nicht unerhebliche Verkaufserfolge“ (he achieved considerable success in sales) what sounds harmless could actually mean you weren’t such a good sales person.

>,Er erledigte seine Arbeiten mit großer Genauigkeit und Sorgfalt‘, (He did his work with great accuracy and care) could mean the employee was slow

>„sehr zur Verbesserung des Betriebsklimas beigetragen“ (Greatly contributed to improvement of the working atmosphere) could mean the employee is an alcoholic

>Omitting details on key qualities required for the position e.g. for a sales person, there’s no mention on their people skills, or a graphics designer without mentioning their creativity or an accountant with no mention on their attention to detail.

>The order of the words also matters e.g.

>„der Umgang mit Kollegen und Vorgesetzten war vorbildlich“ (their interaction with colleagues and superiors was exemplary). The fact that the superiors are mentioned after the colleagues goes to show that at least the employee had a better relationship with the colleagues than they did with their superiors.

https://mkenyaujerumani.de/2014/04/07/cracking-the-reference-letter-arbeitszeugnis-code/

(best description I could find, the others didn't have many examples)

>>1003902

Maybe I'm not understanding German communications but this sounds like veiled language to me. What I don't understand is how an employer is supposed to decode this while the "bad" employee cannot do the same. What I don't understand is how an employer is supposed to say exactly what they mean without the words being unveiled from its direct meaning.

>>1003904

>while the "bad" employee cannot do the same.

He can. But since the meaning isn't the official meaning I think the company is safe legally. Likewise, replacing fuck with hug would keep the exact same meaning for those in the know even though it doesn't use the bad word.

>>1003281 (OP)

great, linus is now online rapist.

>>1003908

I understand now. It's language that's designed to be legally non-discriminatory according to the letter of the law.

>>1003890

thank you for leaving the names of these (((surveyers))) in.

perhaps an/some anons would be interested in airing their hidden sjw crimes, etc. to the whole world.

>>1003942

It would be a real shame if you showed up to one of these professors' lectures, and they put you into a self-defense situation where you had to use deadly force to protect your own life

>>1003433

>If you're talking about hardware virtualization, it's botnet shit.

how so?

hug rape

>>1003981

Hyperthreading isn't more cores, it's more hardware threads.

It's funny. Who actually gives a shit. Stop sperging out over nothing.

>>1003985

How far we have fallen

>>1003433

>just keep backups

Well of course anyone with a brain is going to keep backups, but having a good filesystem can help prevent having to take time to use them.

>muh hyperthreading

More cores != hyperthreading. And AMD's implementation is also nowhere near as insecure as Intel's.

>x86 botnet

AMD's botnet requires physical access. If an attacker has that, you're fucked anyway.

>802.11ac

Important on laptops. On a desktop, ethernet is always more reliable though.

>graphics

of the ones you listed, only Nvidia is proprietary cancer. Both Intel and AMD now have good free drivers.

>broadcom

Why would anyone ever buy broadcom?

>Bluetooth is useless

<I don't use it, therefore it's useless

I don't use it either, but I can see it being useful in some workflows

>WINE

is sometimes necessary, no matter how much we all wish it wasn't.

>full disk encryption

Neat that OpenBSD supports FDE through their own means; I learned something

>Linux compatibility

Opens up a huge library of programs to use, some of which are actually quite nice. Just because it has some garbage politics doesn't mean that everything compatible with it is garbage.

>mounting ext file systems is undesirable

<I like to handicap myself because I disagree with the development direction of a popular OS

>free is useless

free is an excellent little utility and takes a lot less keystrokes than that.

>QEMU

sure would run better if my hardware had the correct drivers and was allowed to run at its full potential.

>>1003832

>but how is ZFS a useless filesystem?

I never said that. In fact, I only picked out the obvious botnets.

>>1003433 is not:

>>1003573

This: >>1003728 is also me.

>>1004067

>drivers

Do they release open source firmware blobs?

Do they release compartmentalized firmware blobs that unlink the hardware decoding from the rendering?

The HMS push coming from Jewtel and AMD is terrifying coupled with the fact that they're pushing it for use with an actual super computer co-processor.

>>1004013

This. The people here are always hypersensitive to the most inane of banalities.

>>1003395

So, Jarkko Sakkinen jarkko.sakkinen@linux.intel.com is our goon?

>>1003309

I wouldn't if I were you. Rape whistles work like boomer bile from Left 4 Dead, it only attracts all of the rapists in a wide radius to converge on your location and rape you.

>>1003832

>HURR ITSA BSD SO ITSA OPENBSD

MacOS is "BSD" too, you know. A filesystem that comes from (((FreeBSD))) isn't something I would like to install.

>Everything I don't like is trolling.

>Please let me advocate for botnet!

>>1003862

>>1003879

>>1003981

>implying that any system new enough to have multiple cores isn't botnet

sweetie, I...

>>1003974

Any hardware new enough to have it is botnet. Also, hardware virtualization decreases security.

>>1004067

>Important on laptops.

No it's not. Either use 802.11n, or an ethernet cable. If your laptop doesn't have an ethernet port, you can go kill yourself.

>WINE is sometimes necessary

No it's not, wangblowscuck. How many hours a day do you spend getting assraped by Macroshit even though you (supposedly) don't run wangblows?

>free is an excellent little utility

What the fuck is an alias? [code]alias free='top -d1 | grep "^Memory"'

>waah muh hardware potential muh drivers

Any CPU new enough to have virtualization is botnet. Hardware virtualization also opens up the possibility of hardware security bugs allowing the virtualized software to escape.

>>1004156

BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET EVERYTHING IS A BOTNET TO YOU

>>1004222

Everything is a botnet.

>>1004222

Nearly the entirety of the modern tech industry is built off selling user data, of course everything is a botnet

>>1004156

ARM Cortex-A7 has hardware virtualization. I don't think it's a very useful feature though, and don't need it. Having multiple cores is nice though.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ARM_Cortex-A7

My uncle repeatedly hugged me as a child