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 No.1001076>>1001106 >>1001117 [Watch Thread][Show All Posts]

A collection of archetypal idiosyncrasies you'll find amongst "smart" people in academia and the tech world at large.

>Struggles with concept for ages.

>Declares it easy to everyone else struggling.

>Takes a long time to complete something

>Declares it took very little time at all.

>People get close to his mastery of a subject.

>Reminds them of how much more there is to learn, (you're on a plateau, you cannot even see the summit).

>Asked how to learn subject M

>Recommends "easy" books on M he barely understands.

>Doesn't know an answer

>Recommends googling, for it should be obvious.

>Cannot solve a problem

>Presents an outline for the solution, lets you fill in the missing details.

>Learns a new programming language S

>Declares S the best way of doing everything

>Later learns language T

>Declares T the best way of doing everything, and S users as stupid.

>Fails to learn concept C

>Disparages C as worthless

>Mocks reddit users

>Reads reddit posts which answer search engine queries.

>Buys books in fields he wants to know more about

>Never even reads them.

>Zealot for open source operating system L

>Has never looked at source code for L.

>Fully aware about dangers of malware

>Runs sketchy code anyways, knowing the danger is a suit of armour.

>Smartest man in the room

>Fails exam because he doesn't need to study.

>Never reviews anything, ever.

>Relies on reviews for all purchase decisions.

I'll come up with more later. How many of these match traits you exhibit?

 No.1001083

I can definitely recognize these in myself

>Cannot solve a problem

>Presents an outline for the solution, lets you fill in the missing details.

>Learns a new programming language S

>Declares S the best way of doing everything

>Later learns language T

>Declares T the best way of doing everything, and S users as stupid.

>Fails to learn concept C

>Disparages C as worthless

>Buys books in fields he wants to know more about

>Never even reads them.

>Zealot for open source operating system L

>Has never looked at source code for L.

>Fully aware about dangers of malware

>Runs sketchy code anyways, knowing the danger is a suit of armour.

>Smartest man in the room

>Fails exam because he doesn't need to study.

>Never reviews anything, ever.

>Relies on reviews for all purchase decisions.


 No.1001084>>1001236

it would be a lot easier if you numbered them.

i think mocking reddit users is a given. they have a meme "shut up and take my money" which in it's original context portrayed a cartoon character as a rube, they post it frequently to signal that they're pouring cash into kickstarter scams.

I don't really buy books, I do have a folder of shame, but honestly libgen has been a boon to me even if I don't usually get past the 40 minute mark.

I've read the code for the OS I run, not all of it, but it was profoundly uncomfortable and I feel like I should try to find one that reads like elegant mathmatics and not cooked spagetti mixed with dry spaghetti.

I've never failed an exam, but I've certainly shot myself in the foot multiple times.

I think you're describing specific smug assholes not archetypes.


 No.1001102

>Learns a new programming language S

>Declares S the best way of doing everything

>Later learns language T

>Declares T the best way of doing everything, and S users as stupid.

I actually knew a fag who used to praise ANSI C constantly, because that's all he used for university. He then learnt Rust, declared C old and deprecated, and went on to promote Rust at every opportunity FOR FREE. I think it all happen in the span of a year or so.


 No.1001106

>>1001076 (OP)

>>Mocks reddit users

>>Reads reddit posts which answer search engine queries.

Heh, reddit is still a good resource for community guides and such, in fact I often add reddit as a keyword to some of my searches because admittedly there is often useful stuff there.


 No.1001117>>1001233

>>1001076 (OP)

This is one of those lists that describes the person who made it better than the subject.

You post about the C programming language on reddit.com using your antivirus-protected Windows PC.


 No.1001233

>>1001117

>the person who made it better than the subject

They're mostly based on odd characters I've met. The ones that apply to OP are:

The last one concerning reviews, and having a stack of books and not reading them. Specifically, I have a few books on electromagnetism that I keep meaning to get to.


 No.1001236>>1001255

>>1001084

>i think mocking reddit users is a given. they have a meme "shut up and take my money" which in it's original context portrayed a cartoon character as a rube, they post it frequently to signal that they're pouring cash into kickstarter scams.

>I've read the code for the OS I run, not all of it, but it was profoundly uncomfortable and I feel like I should try to find one that reads like elegant mathmatics and not cooked spagetti mixed with dry spaghetti.

>I've never failed an exam, but I've certainly shot myself in the foot multiple times.

>I think you're describing specific smug assholes not archetypes.

My good sir, I believe that you are a smug asshole yourself


 No.1001237

>Mocks reddit users

>Reads reddit posts which answer search engine queries.

>Never reviews anything, ever.

>Relies on reviews for all purchase decisions.

These are me.

I review stuff sometimes if I didn't like it though, and some people have declared that their software uses an "official subreddit" instead of a traditional website or forum (esp video game mods that can't pay for hosting, I guess), so the most useful information about that mod is buried in a comment chain somewhere no one can find.


 No.1001242

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>Doesn't know an answer

>Recommends googling, for it should be obvious.

>Cannot solve a problem

>Presents an outline for the solution, lets you fill in the missing details.

These were my old mentor, it was so fucking stupid. Whenever I asked a legitimate question it was either "just fucking google it" or asking you other questions to make you look like an idiot. I came here to learn, not to be told to google shit.


 No.1001255>>1001373

>>1001236

please kill yourself.


 No.1001285>>1001297

>Mocks reddit users

>Reads reddit posts which answer search engine queries.

But the entire purpose of reddit users is to be our useful slave NPCs.


 No.1001286>>1001431

Hello new friend, People who develop software do not even call it tech unless you are some middle management scum.

/tech/ btfo.


 No.1001297>>1001309

>>1001285

I sometimes click on them, like once in a bluemoon, and always regret it; not only there's never any answer/solution/whatever, but the posts usually make me want to kill myself. I can't believe there are humans spending their time collecting social approvment points writing every 5 minutes completely normal commentary. At that point talking with niggers in the hood is better.


 No.1001304

>Wants an anime waifu

>tries to become an anime waifu himself through trooning out


 No.1001309>>1001311 >>1001372

>>1001297

It's usually ok if you just stay at a reply depth of about 2-3, after that it becomes a retarded circle jerk. I've also noticed that whenever reddit users refer to someone as a "shitty person", it's usually because they're mildly politically incorrect.

>Can write a paper on formal specifications with lambda calculus

>Cannot complete fizzbuzz.

>Knows benchmark scores are a flawed metric

>Boasts about them when they support his purchase decision.

>Expends a large amount of space on his FLAC music collection.

>Streams music on youtube most of the time anyways.

>Holds a strong interest in datastructures

>Only ever uses arrays and key/value maps.

>Spends time optimizing his code.

>Never performs profiling to direct or validate his efforts.

>Has local access to a man page for program P

>Googles how to do X in P.


 No.1001311

>>1001309

*to be clear, I mean the language 'built-in' key-value maps, without regard to their underlying mechanism.

>Posts a reply

>Immediately has to correct it.


 No.1001372

>>1001309

>Has local access to a man page for program P

>Googles how to do X in P.

Because sometimes anon, I'm really fucking lazy and don't want to think.

>It's usually ok if you just stay at a reply depth of about 2-3, after that it becomes a retarded circle jerk. I've also noticed that whenever reddit users refer to someone as a "shitty person", it's usually because they're mildly politically incorrect.

I really hate that reddit has swallowed up so many forums. Back when forums were dominate, you didn't get these cancerous mentalities taking over. If they did, everyone left for another forum since they were a dime a dozen.

The only thing more annoying is getting Pinterest returned in your search results.


 No.1001373

>>1001255

He's not wrong


 No.1001383

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>says that spacing is important

>liberally mixes tabs and spaces

>puts in a change to fix broken, untested code

>the fix itself is broken and untested

>starts making an enhancement to someone else's working feature

>breaks feature and gets stuck, declaring the original author to be at fault


 No.1001428

>Professor has a Phd in computer science

>Thinks she can lie to us since she knows more than us

Bitch, you can't make things up on the spot because I actually understand how all of this stuff works unlike you.

Sometimes I wish I could be the one teaching the classes I'm taking, so there wouldn't be any of this lying or pointlessly long explanations.


 No.1001431

>>1001286

Respawn until your IQ is >110, wait at least 18 years, and then try posting again.


 No.1002900>>1004833

>Can visit a site directly and use their provided search

>Uses Google instead

I've noticed this one so many times. People start their wikipedia "research" on Google instead of going there directly. Merging the address and search bars probably didn't help retards realize that you don't have to involve Google for every damn thing you do online.


 No.1004800

>Gets filtered out of a programming challenge by a parsing problem.

>Tells you the challenge is stupid and just a waste of time.


 No.1004833

>>1002900

But most site searches are utter trash, to the point of uselessness.




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