/sw/ - Sexy woman

Plz end it

My eyes feel as though they've been rinsed in the Netherworld's hellish Chaos pools by that blue half-sith son of a bitch after watching this.

Who is the Sauron cosplayer?

>>9584

Source?

>>9585

Meh. The teaser is pretty banal - they wisely kept Spielburg’s fingerbang to under three seconds of screen time.

Normalfags have this awful habit of viewing things in a vacuum to determine quality as some hat-tip to being impartial. I’m not surprised they’d like this trailer at all.

>>9585

It's doing worse than average for Youtube videos though. Normally, the number of likes is ~10% the number of views and the number of dislikes is infinitesimal, usually two orders of magnitude smaller than the number of likes or more. As of 20:30 EST, you have 1,300 dislikes to 28,000 likes (with ~240k views). So the number of likes is normal for a Youtube video, but the number of dislikes is about an order of magnitude higher. Most people are shit and have correspondingly shit taste, but not all hope is lost.

>>9595

>Normalfags have this awful habit of viewing things in a vacuum to determine quality as some hat-tip to being impartial.

What exactly do you mean by "in a vacuum" here? As in before watching any reviews?

>>9596

But it's also barely just been released.

>>9596

>>9585

keep in mind, people can buy likes and views. Disney has more than enough money to buy both too. I'm actually looking forward to seeing this, but I feel like the smoke from TLJ will settle when disney gives star wars to someone who respects the universe and the time spent on it.

>"Is it bad that I'm more interested in the Anthology films than the Sequels?"

pretty much sums up my attitude towards the films since TFA.

>>9567

>line

>WUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUB

>line

>WUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUB

>line

>WUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUB

>line

>WUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUB

>set up for the title

>>9592

Cross Country Detours by Merrie Melodies

>>9597

Despite hearing that the production is a trainwreck and that directors have been fired and the male lead needs an acting coach at all times, they’ll shut their brains off and judge this 45 second trailer as if it is a sampling of the film as opposed to the best 45 seconds in it.

>>9625

I just realized—it's a trailer for the trailer.

>>9625

>2nd pic

Looks like Mermeia in a gaudy gold outfit with a typewriter and phone glued to her fucking face.

>>9628

This is a new low.

Notice they don't actually show Soylo's actor till the very end and have no lines from fake Lando (which would fit the rumors of him being downsized for a supreme inability to act).

>>9635

Why are they hiring "actors"?

>>9625

Gotta get that minority in there. I'll stick with my minority free OT thank you very much.

>>9639

Wasn't Obi-Wan meant to be Toshiro Mifune before suits told Lucas no?

>>9643

Kikepedia says he turned down the role before the suits had a chance to do anything.

>>9643

makes sense, seeing as how mifune's character in hidden fortress is luke, han, chewie and ben all rolled into one.

>>9639

>minority free

>Forgetting the Wookie, the Sullustan, and the Supreme Gentleman

Anon…

>>9635

You mean Han's actor or Lando's actor can't act?

>>9650

and Lando

>>9576

>>that guitar in the background

I hope to share in the moment tomorrow with you guys when the trailer is released.

>>9639

Reminder: We don't have the privilege to enjoy acknowledging or having OT races and being such as Twi'lek babes on screen anymore because they are "problematic", and "not diverse enough" compared to the slant-eyed muff-maws in NuSW films and media.

With love, the OP.

P.S., No, that banana raincoat wearing Twi'lek cunt from Rebels doesn't count.

P.P.S., Oola deserved better.

>>9662

Han Soylo and Ben Swolo have become good memes from this tragedy.

>>9664

Isn't the LEGO company still family-run?

>>9666

Well Mr. Satan, I'd say they've sold out (or maybe the economy's just bad), as it's much more expensive to buy a smaller set than back then. Also, too many pop-culture themes. I've always wished they'd do a real war theme (WW2, Napoleonic Wars, etc.), but instead I have to rely on online sources.

>>9667

>>9666

>>9665

it's a combo of a few factors

1. cost of living and materials go up

2. inflation

3. lego bloating themselves with licensed IPs and not enough original themes to counter it

4. failing sales due to rising costs due to all of the above

>>9667

Didn't they make some super-limited run sets based off of Auschwitz and various other WWII deathcamps that were commissioned by an artist or so in the '80s/'90s?

>>9668

Kinda funny how a line like Star Wars that helped save Lego from bankruptcy is now a colossal detriment on their company, especially if you take their "Disney tax" into account. Seriously, compare the price of a G2 Bionicle Toa to any Star Wars Buildable CCBS Figure's price that has nearly the exact same partcount, dudes.

>>9669

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/culturemonster/2012/01/lego-concentration-camp-warsaw-museum.html

>>9670

*I don't think I'd actually ever heard of that. Thanks for pointing it out, anon.

>>9670

ha, i never knew it was actually made, i thought he just did it for the box art.

Looking at this it's probably good that Anthony Ingruber wasn't cast as Han Solo since he would be too good for this shit.

>>9662

See

>>9625

I spy a headtails.

>>9684

Thissss doesn't feel very Star Wars at all. What the fuck, even if that Void Kraken is cool, that belongs in fucking 40K.

>>9684

>expelled from Flight Academy for being a "free thinker"

Aaand another stupid retcon… Solo was already an imperial officer when he was expelled the navy.

>>9684

Aladdin in space with a diverse crew nobody will remember because they aren't useful to the story, further reenacting Empire again and that guitar sound is just dumb.

>>9684

Those few bars of the John Williams theme always get me. It's so out of place with all of the shit in the trailer, if it wasn't there I'd probably forget this was supposed to be a Star Wars film. Hopefully this will be just as big a pile of dogshit as the trailer implies. The quicker SW stops being a cash cow for the the better.

>>9684

Amazing how they fucked it up. The teaser was better lol. I understand the guitars are supposed to emphasize how the falcon is supposed to be a space corvette and all, but the arrangement of the main theme is a bit odd.

Definitely fits with rogue one but not the rest of the movies, once again they failed to get the 70s dystopian look down.

>>9684

Did they mix up the Solo trailer with the Guardians of the Galaxy 3 trailer?

>>9684

I still don't get why they cast someone who looks nothing like Han to play him.

>>9684

ohmigoshwtf is this?!!!

seriously i feel ill

>>9684

>that bland "I'm reading off of cue cards" acting

>those half-assed costumes and clothes

>that fanfiction-tier writing

>those flat chested dyke twileks

Holy fucking banthas, Batman. Are they fucking serious with this? 😂

>>9722

the only chance of saving sw is for kennedy to get fired, have someone else take over and retcon these movies out of existence.

>>9729

in addition to pretty much everything else published under disney ownership.

>>9689

.Thissss doesn't feel very Star Wars at all.

>>9694

>if it wasn't there I'd probably forget this was supposed to be a Star Wars film

>>9698

>once again they failed to get the 70s dystopian look down

Everything is indistinguishable. You could mix together clips from Solo, Star Trek: Diversity, and any other sci-fi to come out in the past few years and nobody would be able to tell it was all from different sources.

>>9658

Neither can act.

>>9729

You don't think that was the plan all along do you? Make a series of absolutely god awful movies then make some good ones essentially getting idiots to pay twice as much.

>>9752

>thinking they’ll make good movies

Anon, I…

>>9753

Yah you're probably right. If this was just some kind of "new coke" scenario they wouldn't be patrolling for bad reviews, and comments.

>>9755

The fact that there are popular e-celebs changing their thoughts about the disney films so suddenly is a clear sign of how fucked things truly are.

>>9755

>new coke

It's fairly easy to backpedal on something like a new beetus formula. You don't have to change any of your infrastructure since all your bottling plants are the same, you just need to go back to your old corn syrup formula and bring back the old labels. You lose some money making the switch, but you haven't had to risk any major assets doing so. It's more difficult to do that with films, because each individual production is a massive undertaking and an investment in and of itself. And like other anons have said, Kennedy doesn't seem to be in any mood to make this franchise good, or even profitable. By the time anyone on high decides that it might be time to switch things around it will be far too late.

>>9745

Where'd you get the smug-looking Gran? You got a pic of him separately?

>>9755

>New Coke

The guy who came up with it truly believed in that shit. He had a case of it made for him every week long after it was discontinued.

>>9761

Somewhat off-topic, but I saw an old vending machine from the 80s (still worked) at a gas station that had "classic coke" as one of the options even though it obviously just gives you regular modern coke. But fuck did that bring back some silly memories of this ad. Guy clearly loves New Coke. I can't even remember what it tasted like.

>>9765

They are also trying to figure out why an Alphabet agency wants to see Daisy Ridley raped by Storm Troopers.

>>9765

Was that the monopoly letter? Anyone got a pic of that?

>>9767

>They are also trying to figure out why an Alphabet agency wants to see Daisy Ridley raped by Storm Troopers.

well anon, we're waiting. pics or it's didn't happen.

>>9767

Wait. What?

>>9771

Thank you.

>>9732

>We might as well start speculating

we already do

>>9752

>You don't think that was the plan all along do you?

the only plan kennedy had was to push her agendas. if you watch the sale video where lucas subtly warns us about her, you can tell there's a distinction in her voice when she's bullshitting the audience about keeping true to the characters.

>>9782

>speculation

What kind of space storm is that?

>Kennedy

Boy, she's even a bad actor. What are the signs of her beginning to crack?

>>9761

Wait, I thought modern coke was just new coke, and classic coke was old?

>>9771

What board was that?

>>9799

https://8ch.net/sw/res/2968.html#q2968

>>9807

>>>/cuckchan/

>>>/leddit/

>>9772

>>9779

>>9780

See >>9771

>>9800

>googlevideo

Wtf

>>9802

You mean classic doesn't exist anymore?

Why is everything brown? Take out the lasers and add some muscles to the dudes, I'd think this was a trailer for a Gears of War movie.

>>9628

Trailers cost money, more cost effective to keep it short, plus more revenue from viewing it on the web for disney, good business strategy

>>9684

This actually looks like a tolerable film, glad they are expierementing with things that aren't just "standard" star wars, this is a franchise in disney's hands and they'll be going in every direction of style of film throughout the next decade, you can find similar fuck-ups in the EU, this is because when you hand over a franchise to hundreds of different people who all have their own interpretations, you end up with a diverse array of different types of stories, whether they work or not, will be a hit or miss from time to time

Consider the last two books of the timothy zahn trilogy and you'll see even in old lore you had your share of fuck ups

Just be glad they are trying at this point, doesn't seem to be SJW'd up, and no, disney wont be turning your alt-right wet dreams into a reality with their movies, sorry faggots

>>9844

I should note the more REEEing and complaining they hear from the alt right is the more shoein diversity and mary sues you'll see in reaction to you

Disney realizes just how much pissing off nazis sells, so your tantrums might just be heard by those disney execs up there, for all the wrong reasons for your case

>>9844

>Consider the last two books of the timothy zahn trilogy and you'll see even in old lore you had your share of fuck ups

What are you talking about, the Spaarti cylinders? The Noghri timeline with regards to when the Clone Wars happened? Both are relatively minor considering the prequels weren't out yet. And the Spaarti cylinders work in the old lore just fine, later works established that "flash growing" clones was faster but created inferior copies compared to the Kaminoan variety of accelerated natural growth.

>Just be glad they are trying at this point

[Citation Needed]. I see a brown borefest that shows as little of the main characters as possible so the audience forgets they're shitty actors, while showing just enough for anyone wearing rose-colored glasses to get a rush of nostalgia.

>doesn't seem to be SJW'd up

There's not enough trailer footage to make a definitive claim one way or the other, but considering the number of new stornk independent diverse cast members they've got plenty of opportunity to push an agenda. And if Kennedy's comments so far are to be believed, they're going to keep going for that angle until they run the studio into the ground.

>I should note the more REEEing and complaining they hear from the alt right is the more shoein diversity and mary sues you'll see in reaction to you

Good. Normies hate this shit too if it's done blatantly enough. The more dosh the mouse loses by turning a beloved classic into cheap social commentary the better.

>>9844

You seem to have wandered in from /tv/, nigger. Go back there.

it's gonna suck balls hard from her eon then if this is the best they can come up with

>>9843

Its more like gray and brown.

>>9844

>all those buzzwords

>being this casual and ignorant

This has to be bait or another (possibly female) cuckchan refufee with no idea how shit actually works.

>>9846

>implying we give two shits about political pandering

>implying we don't just want Disney to burn

>>9844

t. /tv/ mutt

Why does /tv/ always attract the most imbecilic normalfags?

Guys, I think this fellow may truly be on our side.

>teaser at 1 in 12 dislike

What's the full trailer at?

>>9869

Read the thread. Its right here >>9684

>>9860

>>9865

He's as much as /ourguy/ as a normie can be. That bit about the Empire being humanized by a job interview was kind of strange, I thought even normies knew that a good chunk of the Rebels attended the Imperial Academy.

>>9876

That same thread has a mildly autistic like/dislike analysis by yours truly for your perusal. Also, Hooktube gives you the likes/dislikes for the video to which it links.

>>9846

lol no. "Pissing off nazis" makes retards on twitter hoot in pleasure for about 10 minutes, but the hooting sheboons don't actually spend money on the things they hoot about.

>>9877

But nobody posted a hooktube link for the full one and the analysis in this thread is for the teaser.

>>9879

You can't make a hooktube link yourself? All you have to do is take the youtube URL and replace "you" with "hook."

>>9855

/tv/ attracts several committed cuckolds and goons, who are banned within minutes of posting on /pol/ and are forced to go to a designated shitting board in a vain attempt to ‘troll’ anyone, which to a neo-/intl/ reject means getting a (You).

>>9884

/pol/ is ghey though. At least on /a/ when you're banned, it's usually never past a day. On /pol/ it's often a week or month.

>>9885

>/pol/ is ghey though

assmad lolberg detected.

>>9885

But /a/ is so fucking annoying with its bans. If you so much as forget to add a period you'll get banned just when you're in the middle of a heated conversation over the latest chapter release. And by the time the ban ends everyone's already left because traffic there gets worse and worse every day. Thankfully, /animu/ will be replacing it soon enough.

>>9858

>crying about buzzwords

>uses /pol/ buzzwords

>uses buzzwords like "tumblr cunt" to those he disagrees with

This board is hilarious

and Haha no I'm a dude, but the fact that anyone who disagrees with you has to be the virgin's worst nightmare is hilariously insecure, oh boy it must be a grill for disagreeing with our echo chamber hurr durr, those damn fucking women always getting in our way

MY SIDES

>despite the steepest boxoffice profit decline in movie history

If you're talking about TLJ, that's because the movie had flaws, and it sucked, but if you're talking about SW as a whole, well that is plainly because of how many movies they are pumping out, and the fact that this is franchising something as spectacular as star wars will absolutely result in profit decline.. taking george lucas's name off of star wars results in deep neglect from alot of people, look at how "popular" the EU was and you'll realize star wars's popularity only goes so far out of lucas's shadow.

Don't need to bring up your shitty spammed tomatoes rating to me, you just went against your own bullshit by espousing I use buzzwords, and here you are using the same language and tactics as everyone else on this board's hugbox hivemind

>hurr durr its a tumblr grill im gonna kill her

And yeah, they did gain alot of free marketing from /pol/ and /tv/ for those articles about how the alt right is to blame for the tomatos rating, disney will milk the shit out of you idiots every year and year by year you will spend your time on this board focusing on everything wrong with the movies, compare this board's traffic when TLJ came out and a common reddit fan board and you'll probably have the same amount of responses and hype for the film, it's just here, it's only to point out everything wrong with it, but there, to point out everything "good" in it

>>9847

Im talking about the 2 other books in the series, where thrawn lookalike shows up and the fucking EMPIRE makes peace with the Republic

>I see a brown borefest that shows as little of the main characters as possible so the audience forgets they're shitty actors, while showing just enough for anyone wearing rose-colored glasses to get a rush of nostalgia.

They show just as much dialogue in the trailer as any regular film's trailers, and since this is a action film, in particular a star wars film, thats what they are supposed to focus on, you're just cherry picking now

>they've got plenty of opportunity to push an agenda

Star wars was always peddling "political agendas" from leia's cameo as a do-all, independent feminist personality, to lando's inclusion into the films, the whole "we dont serve their kind here" in reference to the droids in the cantina is complete political commentary, and most of the films are devised against a totalitarian regime, namely, the problems with evil dictatorships. In reality, while you might blame disney and lucas for their political viewpoints, you do not better by supplying your crying that your own political view isn't being shoehorned itself into the films.

>Good. Normies hate this shit too if it's done blatantly enough.

It's not good, you are politicizing hollywood past the point of no return, declaring war on disney with star wars will just result in these directors and creative teams turning, like they did already, the empire, into a "white supremacist organization". and adding "bigenderneutralqueers, SHIMS or whatever" into that new aftermath book, you are your own worst enemies in this lashing out cherade, sure, you just want to burn disney to the ground, but in turn they will rape every single one of your beloved characters for your childishness in turn, so enjoy being on /sw/ shitting on every movie that comes out, you'll be here for every premiere, giving them the ammo they want to shit all over you

>>9903

>you are politicizing hollywood past the point of no return

A bunch of goofballs on the internet are doing that? We didn’t start this shit, goon. You faggots did, when you spread out from SA and made everything about Social Justice.

>>9906

The rejection of cultural marixsm by even normalfag/goodgoys must be really triggering for this guy hence the wall of type posts telling people to stop calling out the repulsive cultural marxism.

>>9902

>if I clumsily shove chan lingo into my post, maybe they'll think I'm one of them

>>9903

>EMPIRE makes peace with the Republic

Because they fucking lost and over the last years, with the singular exception of Thrawn himself, kept losing.

Admiral Palleon was smart and wise enough to see that victory was impossible and that the Remnant was bleeding men, material and power without doing any relevant damage to the Republic or making any permanent gains to their territories.

Keep in mind, you fucking faggot, that the Empire, as described in that same fucking book, once had more than 100.000 Imperial Star Destroyers and controlled hundreds of systems.

The Imperial Remnant under Palleon, however, had less than 300 ISD's and half a dozen systems.

Outside of a peace treaty with the New Republic , one that gave any planet or system the option of joining the Imperial Remnant peacefully, there was nothing left that could have been done.

Palleon did nothing wrong, actually securing the existance of his people and a future for white troopers.

>>9846

Yidney isn't selling shit in the 2nd biggest market because their movie sucked so hard and they made a taiwan riceniggress kiss an actual nigger.

Try again kikeshill

>>9923

You're on point, anon, but those numbers trigger my autism: The Imperial Remnant had eight sectors under control by the Pellaeon-Gavrisom Accords, which constituted about a thousand star systems, give or take. Nothing to sneeze at, but a pale shadow of the Empire that was.

>>9923

If I remember correctly it was about 25k ISDs in the whole galaxy, and that was a long standing, accepted number, plus the bazillion auxiliary ships of different designs.

>>9946

>/pol/ is racially diverse

And this is news how?

>>9906

>goon

>tumblrshit

>girl

You just keep going, it's almost like you're trying to use buzzwords in attempt to bait your opponent into talking about politics, how unusual for someone who apparently has a problem with political agendas

>>9907

You aren't even slightly well read on the subject of "cultural marxism" let alone any political subject beyond infographs, it's the mass of idiots I have a problem with, people like you who complain about SJWs and yet in response throw hissy fits that your own political agendas aren't being represented, you are your own problem, you wouldn't have SJWs or marxism without the masses being shocked by it, shock sells, and I like how you guys claim victory for so many culture shifts when its in your favor, but when reality settles and you are revealed responsible for your actions, you cry back and say "were just a bunch of goofballs on the internet, who really cares about us?"

You know as well as I do 8ch, 4ch, and even reddit are the new media hubs for pretty much all mass information, unless you're really that new.

>>9923

Im well aware of the circumstances that lead to peace, I'm just saying that the last two books aren't as read, and are far less entertaining than Heir to the Empire. The fact that they had to dress someone up as thrawn and inject him into the story shows just how important Thrawn's essense is to the "Thrawn trilogy" as it was properly named. The last two books were fuck ups for missing thrawn, and just being cash cows for his missing presense.

>>9962

It's the same faggot.

>>9961

Yeah, sure. We're the nu-channers when you're the one using retarded buzzwords and arguments like /pol/acks and nazis, when half this board's posters also come from /tg/ and /leftypol/.

>>9958

If you start using buzzwords like a retard, expect the same treatment in return. No one gives a shit about SJWs. Even old EU had shit like veganism and bigotry as its focus. People here just don't like Disney and would rather see those rats burn then have them continue to handle Star Wars. You illiterate teenaged fuckwit.

>>9965

Oh, you don't like being called a faggot?

Then maybe you ought not to appear a brain-dead fool.

>>9903

>you do not better by supplying your crying that your own political view isn't being shoehorned itself into the films.

>shitty 3rd world english

Do you seriously think this is about politics and not the fact that were all actually /tg/-based EU loyalists? By Sigmar's fucking hammer, I bet you unironically watch the Big Bang Theory.

>>9968

>Oh, you don't like being called a faggot?

What? I was agreeing with you. I said it IS the same faggot, like you suspected. I wasn't calling you a faggot. I guess I should've made that more clear, my apologies.

>>9965

>in 2 years everyone on the chans becomes alt-right

As someone who did his best to make sure this happened on the original /new/ board(s), this is hilarious

>>9964

Of course you encourage people who disagree with you to leave, that's the essense of every echo chamber

Why are you saying I'm fart sniffing when that's all you do when you say,

>must be a grill

>must be from /tv/

>must be from tumblr

The only thing that any of you have jointly addressed is me calling you nu-channers, predictably, that was the entire point of your agument(s), get me to talk about politics or shit fling as much as you are so we can turn this argument down to a typical mass-man conversation

The masses hate experts, so the best thing you can do is to tear down the person who would call you out on your board-wide bullshit

>>9961

BASED board admin, thanks for editing my post

Anyway can you just enable ID's so we know who's talking to who? Or am I going to receive a shizoid argument there about how enabling ID's must actually help tumblr TV shills like me with our plight against /sw/

>>9976

>tumblr TV shills like myself

And the lolberg named himself.

GOOD JOB, FAGGOT.

>>9978

>lolberg

Can't escape the political buzzword strata, can you anon?

I'm not a lolberg, I don't believe in the NAP, or states rights, but I didn't realize you wanted so badly to turn this into /pol/ here

Oh wait, that's the entire premise of your complaints, is that this isn't /pol/, and I need to be more like your hugbox over there

>>9974

>As someone who did his best to make sure this happened on the original /new/ board(s), this is hilarious

Well that's an unwarranted level of self-importance. What's next? A "sieg kek" from the top of your lungs?

>>9975

>It's mob mentality at work

Keep on bitching honestly. You wouldn't give to flying shits if the mob in question thought the same way as you. You come here pretending to be an oldfag despite not even being an anon here before 2018, then get assblasted as fuck when everyone mocks you for making retarded assumptions and using buzzwords like "SJWs" and "nazis" like some norp fresh off of reddit.

>>9979

Nobody gives a shit about /pol/, you hick. You're the only one who keeps bringing it up whenever someone is disagreeing with you. Anyone who disagrees with you must be /pol/ack since that's apparently the only strawman you know how to unravel.

>>9981

>the subreddit from which you crawled

If they're botting the like/dislike, they're going to be viral marketing too. Entirely possible he was a Disney employee (Though Shitit is still likely)

>>9983

Eh, my money's still on plebbit, mostly for the fake Descartes quote. That kind of masturbatory praise coupled with "leh rational philosopher", combined with "you make echo chambers too! Aren't you just as bad as SJWs?" Is straight reddit. Disney shill wouldn't have gone offtopic and would stick to fellating the moue.

>>9985

mouse, fucking hell.

>>9952

Seriously, you never see that one pic of /pol/acks finding their Jewish ancestry? Or hell, the results of any /pol/ack meetup like HWNDU? Face it, m8, that ship sailed long ago.

>>9987

I suppose they haven't been replaced by loyalists yet. KK is really outta touch.

>>10004

>KK is really outta touch.

Especially when you had people dropping set pics and accurate spoilers long before TLJ's trailer was even released.

>>10020

*have destroyed it

>>10020

Let's not get too off-topic now. I will say though that overly-strict moderation is also killing /v/ what with Mark going full retard over anyone making Nintendo jokes, and /a/ is a whole different can of ban-happy worms. And /tv/ is going to shit because of almost non-existent moderation turning the place into /b/2.0.

>>10020

Then why the fuck did you use the image with the racial subtitles, jackass? You were clearly calling attention to it as if it were a major part of the issue. Anyway. Good moderation can be hard to come by. Thankully, it's not impossible to find, but it tends to only show in boards outside the top four. No idea how bad or good /christian/'s is, haven't lurked there.

>>10114

/christian/ has been turned to shit. The foolish vols were too lax, and many fools thought it would be a good idea to bring in redditors. Ended up becoming r/Christianity if r/Christianity was actually somewhat Christian.

I posted it because it was the first image of /pol/ vols that showed when I looked it up in my Pictures folder I need to organize them, but my post said they were corrupt. How does a vol being a kike roach mean he's corrupt, ass?

>>10160

Can confirm.

/tg/'s not a major board anymore? They're not quite self-moderating but they definitely do minimal moderating right over there.

>>10165

>>10160

I was going to say, /tg/ is still pretty nice if you don't mind highly variable speed. Much like here.

>>10165

>>10168

>/tg/

see, but that would require me to care for /tg/'s subject material in the first place.

no.

>>10160

Out of the more active boards, I'd say /tg/, /tech/, /sw/, /strek/, /tes/ and /k/ are the only ones which are consistently good in terms of content and moderation. There are some boards which have good content or good moderation, but not both at the same time sadly. However, no board is as bad as /tv/ except maybe /leftyweebpol/.

>>10178

>>10184

and here we can see a prime example of alzheimer's in motion

>>10185

>>10171

Are you here just to say "no" to anyone trying to be helpful?

>>10171

what's wrong with /tg/? are you some kind of consoletard?

>>10184

idk man, /tv/ has random mass cp spams and it just sits there for a week, maybe more. at least we all know the bo of /leftypol/ is just a massive faggot, whoever owns /tv/ legitimately needs to die and give it to someone who gives a fuck.

>>10171

>he doesn't like /tg/

Hello NEEEEEEERRRRRRD.

>>10004

>le /pol/ meetup picture

Why the hell would /pol/ meet up irl? That picture was some 8chan anons that goons claimed was /pol/.

>>10191

>>10190

i'm sure i would like such things if i had a chance to try them, but unfortunately i'm too much of an autistic loner to even befriend nerds.

if i tried to use /tg/ without ever even playing a game of D&D, much less 40K, i would just get bored and leave.

>>9903

>but in turn they will rape every single one of your beloved characters for your childishness in turn

The only ones Disney will use in their canon is ones from the original trilogy for muh nostalgia, the only other ones I can think they would shoe horn would be Bane and Thrawn. and they can't use any of the skywalker or solo family anymore because half that genealogy doesn't even exist and the other half is only carried on by Evil McEmo.

>>10200

M8, dubsman, have you never heard of online tabletop? It could save you a lot of grief, and /tg/ can definitely steer you towards which sites/programs would work for you. Also

>D&D

>40K

There are better games we can show you, again playable online. You just have to ask.

>>10192

>Why

Why does any group of online miscreants meet up in the flesh? And anyway, no, anons from both halfchan and ours pulled the sharpe-in-pooper routine to prove what they were. Like it or not, it happened.

>>10207

>that clipping with his robes and shackles

I never noticed this before

>>10190

I didn't say /leftypol/, I said /leftyweebpol/. /leftypol/, for all its faggotry, is still a better board than /tv/, but that's not saying much. The BO of /tv/ is called Zerosugar or something from what I understand. Not sure if he's ever going to stop being a useless jackass though. Also, isn't the CP spam thing /b/'s problem? I haven't seen any CP spam on /tv/.

Oh no…

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Qi%27ra

>they grew up together on the streets

>she has a couple of guises

She's going to steal the show ain't she? She's going to be credited with keeping Han alive and basically raising him isn't she? Fuck I want my old Han Solo stories back now

>>10217

> /leftypol/, for all its faggotry, is still a better board than /tv/

Are you on crack? /tv/ is waaaay better than your faggot homeland. /tv/ is just the designated shitting board. Once you know how to navigate the shit you can find the insights of the locals.

/tv/ behavior just belongs there and not, say, here. /leftypol/ behavior belongs in a cattle car on its way to shower stalls that don’t have any plumbing.

>>10190

>/tv/ has random mass cp spams and it just sits there for a week

No it doesn’t. I’m on /tv/ literally every minute and that’s not true.

>>10215

Maybe part of the robes are behind the shackles while another part is beneath it?

>>10338

Except /tv/ is essentially /leftypol/ these days. Half the time its idiots whining about cumskins while the other half is idiots shitposting. And its not my homeland you shithead. Its an honest comparison. /tv/ is like the most foul smelling turd in a pile of shit with said pile being made of the furry boards and /leftypol/. /tv/ isn't even on topic anymore. Much like how this thread has gotten way off topic.

>>10360

>Except /tv/ is essentially /leftypol/ these days.

/tv/ is a white man’s board. There’s one sperg who wants to troll /pol/ because he was banned there three years ago so he’s super assmad. Once you learn to hide his shit threads it becomes much more manageable.

>>10389

>t. Butthurt redditor fag

What the hell is with that sound track?

>>10396

Shame they didnt put jizz music in it, but yeah the soundtrack is shit

>>10397

They don't care about being consistent with the lore of the setting, and they especially don't give a shit about continuity. It's all about what the corporate heads around a business table decided what audiences might like, "hey, kids like guitars right? Let's add some generic guitar solos!".

>>10392

It's moronic political bantering. Everything the other guy >>10389 said was just calling everyone /pol/ or SJWs because they don't want to support Disney. Nobody here wants to support their asses regardless of politics because they are corrupt greedy shits ruining the lore and reputation of the franchise. It's like someone trying to defend EA just because they make one good game despite that everyone knows that they're just shifty and greedy bastards.

>>10339

>No it doesn’t. I’m on /tv/ literally every minute and that’s not true.

Then you're blatantly lying.

>>>/tv/1138432

>>10399

There’s no cp in that thread you dumb faggot.

>>10417

Old Harrison Ford is a grumpy old fuck who just wants the scene to end, so which one acts like that?

>>10417

>>10420

Ingruber, it's not even a competition. The guy has

- starred with Ford

- looks like Ford

- played a younger version of Ford's character in a movie

meanwhile, alden is a kike and has a job because of spielberg.

>>10413

It was all deleted you idiot. Look at all the posts replying to deleted posts. That's the thing with CP spam. It gets deleted about a day after its posted. Holy fuck, how fucking retarded are you?

>>10436

God, I hope that's legit, if it is it would probably make disney shit their collective britches.

>>10444

i can confirm it was real

>>10444

>>10436

Who is really suprised though, Harrison Ford never liked doing Star Wars.

>>10435

So you saw CP once in a /tv/ thread marked ‘loli’ before it was deleted and now the CP spam is ‘constant.’ You’re a dumb newfag.

btw you can globally report CP.

>>10452

Sean Patrick Flanery doesn't look or sound like Harrison Ford then or now. I never really felt like I was truly watching a young Indiana Jones.

Oh, LAWSY me. Nogunz in those posters, not even for the wahmen. The moral panic is real.

>>9673

That train has a first order aesthetic even though this is before ANH, it's like Disney only has one guy doing vehicle design and all he can do is brutish industrial designs with red cockpits

>>12388

As if shit couldnt get more retarded, they go and do this.

None of this is real. I am just having a weird dream. That's all.

Star Wars is just some movie from the 70's, and there is no such thing as Disney.

>>12391

Yeah, not ideologically pure by any means. But he's sworn off watching Star Wars until things are fixed (ho ho), so I'll still put him down as part of impromptu "Rebel Alliance."

Disney purchase: Some of us were cautiously optimistic back then too, m8. It was only with the following events that we truly saw what a travesty had been wrought.

>>12388

I disagree that they'll never support Disney's business model. They often do support similar business models. They're relatively well off, respectable, and easier to manipulate than most wealthier groups; that's why marketers focus on them. They're similar to the old religious right in that regard: typically middle class and easily fleeced if one has the right approach.

Their affections do depend on the "morality" of the people involved as well as the media in question, and, unfortunately for Disney, they haven't yet discovered how to replace their employees with robots who perfectly conform with liberal propriety and morality, nor have they been able to square the "morality" angle with the grasping nature of Disney as a corporation. It's easier to appear moral when an enterprise involves only one or a few people.

>>12388

>cast some nobody who looks nothing like Ford

>take away his blaster

How the fuck am I supposed to know this guy from Adam?

>>12388

Less a moral panic than a heavy-handed attempt to push their beliefs on everyone.

What this does prove is they learned nothing and don’t consider TLJ to have been a failure. They are tripling down on the progressive politics.

>>12418

>iconic

It's not unique even within the OT. Luke uses one on dagobah.

>>12451

The DL-44 is iconic as "Solo's Blaster" for all the pop-culture fans who don't know any better. Even imperial officers in ANH used them, but Han's the only one anybody remembers.

>>12453

Han’s blaster is also slightly different, at least in ANH, with a longer, more elegant-looking scope compared to the stubbiest version seen on Han and Luke’s sidearms in ESB. The Imperial officer pistol is slightly different again and in-universe is supposed to be DL-44 clone produced by a competing manufacturer.

>>12451

something doesnt need to be unique to be iconic

Yidsney is backtracking and claiming this was only for Brazil, because Brazil’s government didn’t want a portrayal of guns in the marketing.

>>12535

Star Wars Explained got into a spat with G&G and Star Wars Theory over that, so it seems one biggish youtuber buys their garbage.

>>12540

Which one of those three is the good goy, and which (if any) are worth a subscribe?

>>12543

Was gonna ask this too. Is it Explained?

>>12543

>>12547

It is indeed Explained. He is the goodest goy, next to Collider of course. Both of those are wretched apologists to the core.

Geeks & Gamers has publicly come out against SJWs and feminism (in entertainment at least), so he's dipped into that sphere as well, while SWT likes to make What If vids along Expanded Universe lines (and at least one on how he could have written TLJ better, complete with goofy photoshops). Eckhart's Ladder, meanwhile, is almost purely the vehicle/faction comparison and EU exploration guy with the smooth music. He also does some animation work, if I remember right.

Don't be silly enough to expect naming the Jew from any of them, telling you now.

>>12548

I'm not an autistic spergout, I try to avoid doing so as a general rule while in polite society

Thank you anon. Sounds about right to me, just wanted to make sure I didn't have Theories and Explained mixed up. Doesn't the latter have his videos at the top of some articles on the nu-Wikia?

>>12548

Not surprising. Guy is a full on Disney shill and its almost like his channel is their property with how often it showed up on the featured videos or was conveniently featured on major sites.

>>12550

Yes he does, disgustingly enough and on both Canon and Legends pages. In fact his videos are fucking everywhere, and since Wikia sold out to major corps and SW wiki is pretty Disney property now, its possible Explained is too. There's even one video which hasn't been updated yet where he jerks himself off about Snoke (this one was made before TLJ) and starts speculating on how he could be a being of pure force and possibly the greatest god-like foe in the history of the galaxy.

>>12543

<and which (if any) are worth a subscribe?

>having a Jewgle account

>using a Jewgle service

>>9752

Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity

>>12550

Just thought I'd be clear, since some people whine about that round these parts (seriously or not).

>>12552

I noticed. The ones that annoyingly start off when you enter. Well, something busted in there, so I no longer have to deal with those.

>>12560

They don't know the POWAH of the Autism Side.

>>12558

Careful, this attitude can lead to the belief that stupid people can’t act maliciously, when the history of the world is precisely that.

>>12548

Eckhart's ladder is also a massive idiot tactically and has made numerous mistakes in the past regarding vehicle comparisons, many of which I've corrected him in the comments. He also has the annoying habit of playing favourite and wanking Halo to be better than Warhammer 40k simply because he dislikes 40k. He's a nu-halo fag from what I can tell which is almost but not quite as disgusting as nu-wars faggots.

>>12564

>nu-halo

Is that honestly a distinction now? The franchise has only existed since 200; I get that some things must have changed when 343 took over, but it was already getting repetitive before then, how shocking could the difference be?

>>12565

It's a pretty fair distinction I think, just look at the massive fall off in basically all aspects of design going from Reach to 4. I mead, Reach had some kind of out there stuff, but 4 just throws everything out the window in it's visual styles, most notably the godawful armour designs, and storytelling.

>>12564

>tactical idiocy

We even have a video to demonstrate that now. Yes, the ICW shilling continues, mostly because I think the mod deserves it.

>putting Halo over 40K for unobjective reasons

Tut tut tut, such heresy is unfortunate.

>>12568

>>12564

>nu-halofags

Huh. All I know about Halo 4 is that a background Forerunner from 3 turned evil, the ex-Covenant races are the enemy again, and Cortana dies after going Rampant. This happening after she's finally able to touch John. That's the one thing I'd keep as is with that story.

Uh oh. Looks like Soylo is worse than we thought.

This 'news' is several days old. Come on, even German Star Wars news sites had it (the general opinion being, of course, that you shouldn't believe this source and everything still holding together is Kennedy's achievement which makes her a great producer).

>>12669

>Achievement

What achievement?

>>12672

Apparently the achievement of actually finishing the production of this movie.

>>12680

That is something worthy of recognition to be sure.

>The front part of the "old" millennium falcon actually contains an escape pod/ship which is why it looks different from the original version.

>Female lead character is gonna bugger off in the escape pod to save everyone thus explaining why the ship looks different and why she's not mentioned in the other movies.

Is this true?

More on why Solo will be trash, just from the trailer.

Oh boy. They seriously think this is going to work?

>>13211

>we might actually get spoilers and bashing early

Fuck, that'd be great.

>>13212

Oh yeah. So you reckon the kind of people who go to Cannes will turn their noses up at it?

>>13219

Part of me thinks its unlikely. I don't remember the last time a Disney movie got flack in this day and age. I mean, critics hardly snuffed TLJ. However, part of me hopes the ones who attend will be incredibly snobby and nitpicky.

>>13220

Well it is in France. I can only pray that a set of Parisians come in.

>>13220

Those people love Ron Howard though. Not sure what Disney’s plan would be to go there.

The Jews currently think TLJ toys didn’t sell well because the toys were released before the movie. Cannes might be an attempt to release Soylo earlier so toy sales will improve.

>>13226

>the jews think

Eh? Pretty sure that "premature launch" crap was the best damage control they could do without admitting to the more expensive fault. The toys themselves.

>love Ron Howard

Hmm? IMDB isn't saying he won anything from there. Not doubting you, just having trouble verifying.

>>13229

>Pretty sure that "premature launch" crap was the best damage control they could do without admitting to the more expensive fault.

No doubt, but the thing is these days you have to wonder to what degree people will believe their own bullshit. When a group or institution stays in power long enough they inevitably start to develop arrogance, decadence, and a certain degree of hubris. As a result, what before may have been no more than propaganda to project the appearance of strength is now taken to be gospel truth. You can see this in the US military in a lot of places, I wouldn't be surprised if at least some people took the "premature launch" crap at face value instead of acknowledging the uncomfortable truth that maybe their progressive agenda isn't the hot shit they thought it was. The practically-minded marketing heads and the like probably don't think this of course, but I wouldn't be surprised if there existed those that did.

>>13229

>Eh? Pretty sure that "premature launch" crap was the best damage control they could do without admitting to the more expensive fault.

True, but these kinds of people are apt to believe their own excuses, or as part of their bullshit propose a corrective action based on the damage control reason.

>IMDB isn't saying he won anything from there. Not doubting you, just having trouble verifying.

He doesn’t need to win, just have positive word of mouth.

New trailer.

>>13237

>female guide

>female droid

>female villain

>female secondary

They all sound so fucking dispassionate. And the ones that don't instead sound like they've never acted before.

>>13237

Hooktube for the well and truly lazy.

>>13237

>01:32

Mala?

>>13239

This is going to be Han Solo: Fury Road, isn't it?

>>13240

Well… I was going to say that a fembot fits with Lando…but then I remembered that Vuffi Raa died for this malarkey.

>>13240

Oh god you're right

>>13242

The thing that gets me about this the most is not a single aspect looks, feels or sounds like Star Wars. The music is completely unfamiliar except for that final "xD it's so iconic!" second of John Williams score, the setpieces look like generic grungy sci-fi those that aren't blatantly stolen from Captain America anyways, even the shit that's already established in-universe looks terrible. The Falcon looks like it was designed by someone who only just learned what grebules were and wants to shove them everywhere to display his great design prowess, the landspeeder looks like something out of 5th element instead of Star Wars, they even managed to fuck up the TIE fighters with that retarded red light and those idiot not-bombers.

This trainwreck is going to be a wonderfully terrible sight to behold. The few fans that are left after TLJ will be gone for good, now that two of the original characters have been horribly mangled.

>inb4 there are no fans left

There are still a few holding out. I know a guy that hated both TFA and TLJ, but is hopeful for Solo because he thought Rogue One was good, so he's got this formula in his head that Disney can't do sequels for shit, but the anthologies are okay.

>>13249

We've already got scores of people mocking the cliffwall "thrill" with Chewie. First step is destroying the hype with laughter.

>>13250

Well, when you're trapped with a production that got ransacked halfway through, its tough to put the effort in.

>Enlightened as always!

I really wish some bint similar to Mindless Entertainment rolled up to Kennedy and tasered her face. Then ranted at her for taking out her unsatisfying home life on the rest of the world.

>>13245

There's even one alien named Moloch.

>>13254

A backgrounder who doesn't even look like a bull, at that.

>>13258

Sauce.

>>13266 (ordered)

>those inflections

This man would have been top-tier for a young Han Solo, why on Earth would they pass him up? Is there someone on-high in Lucasfilm that's actually a /sw/ fag, and is intentionally crashing the franchise with no survivors to minimize the length of Disney's damage?

>>13268

Nope.

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Vuffi_Raa

It should be this cool little guy.

>>13270

>guy

I can't quite place it, but in spite of the preferred pronouns listed on the wiki that droid looks more feminine than masculine to me.

>>13275

He really is. Except in terms of behavior, he was more like Lando's bizarre but classy butler who trebled as his mechanic and copilot. He could even use the tips of his tentacles as cigarillo lighters.

>>13272

You may be thinking more of his littleness. Well he is a baby by his species' terms.

>>13282

To be honest, I had to think about who Lobot is for a moment because I totally forgot that character even existed.

On Wookiepedia, it says that Lobot got his implant during a heist where Lando and him stole the Emperor's Yacht. Maybe we'll actually see that.

>>13282

I don't think he's anywhere near memorable enough to the casual audience that they'll bother to do something like that.

>>13237

>push it

I didn't know this was Star Trek.

>shit acting

Why don't they go to Lucas to ask for designs? None of it looks like Star Wars.

>>13266

He's a perfect fit, but why is he relevant besides making a comment about this shitshow?

>>13264

Source on the hentai?

That's what he said.

>>>/nippon/

>>13292

*or, more than likely

>>>/jp/

>>13289

>We won't get to see it because that might actually be a fun heist.

Well, I think it's safe to say we won't be seeing this because we're not going to see the movie, amirite, folks? kill me

Regardless, you're probably right. I actually think they might have toyed with that idea in an earlier draft, didn't they fire Lord & Miller because the film was too fun?

>>13246

Elite, yes.

Scorch said it too. "elite hax0r"

>>13292

heh

>>13288

>Why don't they go to Lucas to ask for designs? None of it looks like Star Wars.

The lack of a proper art direction is one of the biggest issues with Disney's Star Wars. When you look at the alien designs, none of them look like they belong in Star Wars, same for the ships designs.

No one at Disney's LucasFilm understand Star Wars. None of the writers seem to be interested in crafting interesting characters and epic stories.

What was wrong with Han Solo being an Imperial Officer from Corellia who left to rescue Chewbacca and became a smuggler to make ends meet?

That backstory is ten thousand times more interesting and sensical than transbots and queen fatass.

I’ll confess I find Emilia deliciously thicc and she’s apparently really nice, just intimidated by big guys because she herself is so tiny.

>>13300

Disney just wants to make sure older fans don't get what they want while pandering only to casuals. Fuck, this entire plot is like the most generic origin story normalfags can have for outlaw characters.

>>9903

>It's not good, you are politicizing hollywood past the point of no return

Hurray!

>>13315

>yay for unending defeat

At some point you need to actually start winning you know.