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Luke
>chugs space jizz
>beaten by a woman and an emo
>doesn’t teach anyone anything
>mentor calls him a faggot and torches his tree
Yondu
>fucks a robot hooker
>takes out a whole ship by whistling
>teaches a guy how to use godlike power in five seconds based on experience using an arrow
>mentor salutes him with massive fireworks display