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 No.14167 >>14169 >>14175 >>14189 >>14218 [Watch Thread][Show All Posts]

Argue for or against any of them and how their implementation could've been better (or worse) in Star Wars.

>ewoks

It's probably age speaking, but they've never bothered me. As an adult, I see where Lucas is coming from with the Vietnam allegory, but others just see merchandise mascot characters kill hardened soldiers.

>gungans

Lucas has too much of a love for slapstick humor and it shows in all three prequels, especially in TPM. Removing or reducing Jar Jar would've made things far more bearable. It's only him really dragging them down.

>porgs

Fine for a few establishing shots, but the constant humor scenes are almost on par with Jar Jar. They just ruin the movie's tone. Slapstick humor just doesn't seem to fit in Star Wars. I really need to rewatch the movies and see how the funny parts are played out for comparison.

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 No.14169>>14170

>>14167 (OP)

As a species, I find gungans the best. Remember that Jar Jar was oputcast for being retarded; normal gungans are quite capable, and highly xenophobic (which I like). Aside from their speech impediment with galactic basic, they are the also the most technologically advanced of the bunch, and have a rich culture of building Olmec stone heads, whereas ewoks have nigger culture (a.k.a. none) and porgs don't even exhibit behavioral patterns. Gungans also have been time-tested as having the highest meme value. I would much rather roll around the galaxy with Captain Tarpals tazing any niggers who gave him shit, than an ewok spearchucker or a porg.

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 No.14170>>14182

>>14169

As far as movie implementation:

For Gungans, I would have the Jedi drop off Jar Jar with his tard wrangler in Otoh Gunga, and have them get assigned Captain Tarpals as their companion (to ensure the safety of the bongo or something, and getting dragged along when it's destroyed). This would allow for interspecies tension from the long history between Gungans and the Naboo. Humor could generally be pulled off by R2 and later on, C-3PO, as in earlier films, with Jar Jar providing the early-film comedy (just tone down his tard speech, and his early scenes are fine).

For ewoks, I would make them more of an overwhelming numbers style of species in combat, as using a wave of angry brown fuzz to beat stormtroopers makes more sense than throwing a couple rocks. Otherwise, I guess they're OK.

Porgs would serve the film best if they were removed entirely. Fuck 'em. There are much cooler wildlife designs that could be used if you want to establish a location. And the design of porgs does not match with a tiny island in the middle of an ocean. They look like prairie-dwelling animals, for fuck's sake. Make the sea cow more cute so the infamous milk scene is less disgusting, and replace the porgs with something more practical looking. Remove the cutesy scenes as the film is too long as is, and tries too much slapstick as is.

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>>14167 (OP)

Porgs have zero redeeming values. Ewoks and Gungans, despite their issues, had real character and societal development and proved themselves as heroic and strong allies who went beyond the mere kid-friendly label they were created with. Porgs however are just worthless from start to finish. An annoying nuisance that never develop or mature into anything, forever remaining worthless pieces of walking merchandise for every second they're on screen. Even their design is abhorrent and no matter how you look at them, they're just plushy toys forced into a film they really have no purpose being in while reducing what should've been one of their key players (Chewbacca) into the pitiful role of comic relief even more.

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>>14170

>Fuck 'em

I think Luke's already done that.

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>>14182

Here, I quickly made a gore edit :^)

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 No.14185

>this island has some kind of native penguin species

>i got a great idea you guys, let's put them in the film

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 No.14189

>>14167 (OP)

Ewoks > Gungans > Porgs

Ewoks are all completely real actors in suits which always helps. Contrary to popular belief they aren't overpowered at all, there are several scenes where they miscalculate the empire's advanced technology and get slaughtered because of it. They are only shown as effective when they blend in to the scenery and ambush the imperials from a blind spot.

Gungans are okay and have an interesting aesthetic. It's harder to enjoy them because we don't get that many closeups of the gungans fighting. A lot of the plains battle is made up of distant wide shots of digital stick people, or used as background noise for Jar Jar's tank climbing antics.

Porgs were only invented because Lucasfilm's team on Skellig Michael were annoyed by the puffins during filming and were "inspired" to replace them with something even more annoying. The only good news about them is that the porg merchandising trend has died down very quickly since the movie came out.

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 No.14204

Comparing Ewoks & Gungans to Porgs

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 No.14218>>14220

>>14167 (OP)

The porgs serve no purpose. I'd love to see 100 ewoks vs 1,000 porgs.

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 No.14220

>>14218

HURR HURR ALDERAAN POST HURR HURR

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