No.12170
Jeez..and to think Kyle Katarn said Space Asians were the best.
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No.12171
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No.12172
>>12170
>be John Boiii-ega
>Disney says Finn gets love interest next film
>get excited
>"yeah boiii, get me some o' dat white pussy"
>check Internet
>"Will there be a gay romance between Finn and Poe in The Last Jedi?"
>oh hell naw.png
>go to Disney higher ups
>"yo niggas, I ain't doing no homo shit"
>execs argue "muh diversity"
>threaten to resign
>execs finally relent and promise Asian GF for Finn
>eh, Asian pussy ain't too bad either
>show up on set
>see cute Vietnamese chick
>"yee boiii, gon ge me some o' dat!"
>cute Vietnamese chick dies twenty minutes into the film
>love interest is some fat, ugly chink
>mfw
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No.12175
>>12172
and she was an A-wing pilot
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No.12179
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No.12182
You know what's even funnier. There are pics of this Vietnamese chick online and normally she's decent looking albeit a bit chubby. They just uglied her up for the movie.
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No.12183
that picture turned me gay
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No.12184
>>12170
Why did Star Wars declare my penis to be its biggest enemy?
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No.12185
>>12175
>tfw no qt chink a wing pilot gf to bully imperials with
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No.12194
>>12170
Wait… is that a girl? I honestly thought it was a fat jap guy…
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No.12195
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No.12201
>>12194
Yeah, I could have sworn this was that Short Round fellow from Temple of Doom.
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No.12202
>>12201
Short Round left showbiz after Spielburg and his cronies tried to fuck him.
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No.12203
>>12201
No way, Short Round was actually useful.
>>12202
No take out for them.
>Even the Chinese hated her.
>They especially hated her because she was Vietnamese.
Also
>Jedi Knight's cast featured the Blind, Mentally retarted, Physically Handicap, Emotionally unstable, and two failed aborted test tube babies now mutants.
>As well as Asians and Blacks.
>Rogue one white washed "not space asian Jan Ors".
Why do SJWs hate asians so much?
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No.12204
>>12203
>Why do SJWs hate asians so much?
Because as a demographic, they don't really toe the party line with the other minorities, and instead of bitching about oppression and reparations they just live their lives and get shit done. Because they're not stuck in that perpetual victim mindset they actually rise up in society, and aren't as responsive to promises of gibs.
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No.12205
>>12204
Asians in America are pretty reliably liberals, because as insect people they see the pro-minority racial preference system of Democrats as advantageous.
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No.12206
>>12205
Oh sure, I don't deny that. But they're the upper-middle class, virtue-signalling variety of liberal as opposed to the GIB REPARATIONS lower-class variety of liberal. Their commitment to the Democratic party is mostly from economic ignorance and a misplaced desire to act "morally" rather than the self-flagellation of the soyboys or the self-serving ones looking for reparations. I wasn't suggesting that they were all right-wingers, just that SJWs hate them because they don't spend their time kvetching about oppression or peacefully rioting and looting in the streets asking for reparations.
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No.12208
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>>12205
Because the majority of asians are in California and New York, and the minute you settle down in either, you turn into a virtue signalling martyr-wannabe fuckwit. 10 of the most obnoxious SJWs I've ever met were from either NYC or SF. Only asian SJW I've heard of not from either of those two was a college age azn on a city hall council in a southern state who pushed for the demolishing of confederate statues.
>>12206
True enough, but I find the "morally" inclined ones to be more irritating than the self-flagellation SJWs, since the self-flagellation ones are usually so far up their own ass that they make countless visible mistakes, but the others use trickery, wordplay and are a lot more tactical (and they're usually white, spic, asian or another variety (usually women) who are either from America or Europe). These are the types who pretend to be moderates and try their damnedest to subtly fuck with things without you noticing, and once they garner enough, they fuck everyone around them over, much like Kathleen Kennedy fucked over Lucasfilm. Call it Replacement Theory or whatever, all I know is that all of my favorite media is now fucked forever because of these elitist idiots and their new age faggotry.
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No.12209
>>12208
>True enough, but I find the "morally" inclined ones to be more irritating than the self-flagellation SJWs, since the self-flagellation ones are usually so far up their own ass that they make countless visible mistakes, but the others use trickery, wordplay and are a lot more tactical (and they're usually white, spic, asian or another variety (usually women) who are either from America or Europe).
You're not wrong there especially about the women, but the thing about the "morally" inclined ones that are apathetic and not activists (basically your quintessential normie) is that some of them are, to a certain degree, convertible Especially non-soyboy men. They're only vaguely liberal, and only out of ignorance; if you show them the facts they haven't seen before without sperging out about it, you can get them to be more open to the idea that maybe, just maybe, the lefties don't have all the answers.
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No.12216
>>12202
My dad met Short Round once back when he was a pilot. Said he was a nice guy.
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No.12219
>>12216
He's a pretty nice dude honestly. But that anon never said Short Round's actor wasn't a nice dude, just that he was likely fucked over by the Hollywood big wigs like so many other kids.
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No.12221
Space Asians in the real continuity are the best. Fake timelines need not apply.
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No.12222
>>12221
Rerolling for quads. Does a palindrome post number count for anything?
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No.12223
>>12203
>Why do SJWs hate asians so much?
They are a minority that works hard and has nothing to complain about.
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No.12258
>>12223
It's also a stupid question because SJWs don't hate Asians, they just don't put them on the same pedestal as blacks (same goes for spics and Arabs). In all other regards, they cry "wacist!" over them all the same and the slant-eyes take full advantage of it.
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No.12259
>>12258
What do they do with Natvie Americans then? They're arguably more oppressed than blacks.
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No.12279
>>12258
>In all other regards, they cry "wacist!" over them all the same and the slant-eyes take full advantage of it.
Eh, it depends. Asians seem to be in a quantum state of oppressed and not oppressed depending on what's convenient for the left.
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No.12281
>>12279
>Gavin Cuckinness
Not exactly left-wing material and I recognize that screenshot, it’s from a right-wing website, so the article is probably supposed to be a parody.
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No.12326
Her face is almost a rectangle.
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No.12327
>>12326
Looks more like a skinned lumpy potato honestly.
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No.12328
>>12327
It’s actually a goble shape. If you put a wine glass stem at her chin it would look like a cup.
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No.12329
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No.12330
>>12328
Well I'll be, you're right.
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No.13677
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No.14383
>>12170
>>12328
>>12330
>It's actually a goblet shape. If you put a wine glass stem at her chin it would look like a cup.
>"Well, gentlemen, we've run out our store of Tarisian ale. We'll be substituting Rose sake until the next shipment comes in"
<*audible groan from bar-goers*
It's hard to appreciate how truly fucked up her head is until you've worked with it. I only had to resize the wine glasses; at no point did I actually need to change the shape of her head from the source photos. The fact that she also fits upside down is downright worrying.
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No.14384
>>14383
This means she’s an ellipse and therefore there are two focal points at her center, like the orbit of our planet.
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No.14385
>>14383
Well I'll be you're right. But for some reason her head always seemed to give off this killer tomato vibe for me.
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No.14386
>>14384
>Her head is a celestial anomaly
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No.14387
>>14384
>Rose is an oblate spheroid
>gravitational+centripetal forces make her head far wider at the middle
>mfw literally a hamplanet
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No.14388
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No.14389
>>14385
>her head always seemed to give off this killer tomato vibe for me.
Throwing out a couple spitballs here. Could you please be more specific.
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No.14390
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No.14391
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No.14392
>>14391
I thought Korriban matched her natural color scheme better. Unfortunately, I can't make her oblong head fill a circular planet
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No.14393
>>14392
Definitely a better match.
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No.14394
>>14393
>KDY icon
How do you think Kuat (the guy) is formally introduced?
>"And now, I'd like to welcome Kuat of Kuat, leader of the Kuat Clan and Kuat, and head of Kuat Drive Yards.
You'd think his brain would melt whenever he heard the word "Kuat" trying to figure out what was being referred to, what with how many instances it's used around him.
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No.14396
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>>14394
>How do you think Kuat (the guy) is formally introduced?
Probably a little like vid related.
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No.14397
>>12170
>hungrysumowrestlerspotsdistantricebowl.jpg
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