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Use this for cross-dimension shitposting https://nerv.8ch.net/trek/trekgenrl/1701/strek/streak/startrek/furtrek

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21cd22 (4) No.8413>>22299 [Watch Thread][Show All Posts]

/strek/ recipe thread or is OP more of a faggot than usual?

7e92bc (1) No.8415>>8416 >>8444

so is hasperat in any way different form a burrito?


21cd22 (4) No.8416

>>8415

Honestly? No, not from what I've seen. Basically a pickled pepper meatless burrito with cream cheese. They didn't even add any food colouring to any of the ingredients to make it look alien.


8a20e5 (1) No.8417

>burning food


21cd22 (4) No.8418>>8444 >>21501

Here's a recipe I found for it. As expected it's just a burrito.

>2 large flour tortillas

>1⁄4 avocado, peeled and thinly sliced

>1⁄2 cup shredded monterey jack cheese

>1⁄4 cup spinach

>1⁄2 cup hot pickled vegetables, chopped

>3 tablespoons chopped red onions

>1⁄2 cup cream cheese

>sriracha sauce or any hot sauce

>Zap your tortillas in the microwave with a damp paper towel for a few seconds so they’re pliable.

>Mix the cream cheese with desired amount of hot sauce.

>Spread the cream cheese mixture on your tortillas, and make sure you cover the whole thing because this is what’s going to hold the wrap together.

>Layer the cheese on top.

>After the cheese, layer on the avocado, onions, pickled veggies and spinach.

>Roll the tortillas up tightly and tuck in the ends.

>If you wish, lightly grill each side for a few minutes.

>Cut each wrap in half diagonally and serve.


099a19 (1) No.8419>>8421 >>8424 >>9081

Is there a more faggy name for a beverage than Raktajino? It makes the Klingons look like a bunch of Starbucks hipsters.


fecc01 (1) No.8421>>8424

>>8419

>It makes the Klingons look like a bunch of Starbucks hipsters.

>Starbucks has over 8 million locations on Qo'Nos

The hungover warrior needs his morning perk up.

>The caffeinated energy blood wine to the menu has been meet with praise to weebo hipsters across the sector.


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I cook but I don't visit /ck/ anymore because no one there seemed interesting in anything other than posting their recipes without actually helping to build conversations. I've got some /strek/ recipes.


cacc5c (12) No.8423

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>>8422

I should mention these are from Elite Force Virtual Voyager.


cacc5c (12) No.8424>>8654 >>9081 >>22447

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>>8419

>Is there a more faggy name for a beverage than Raktajino? It makes the Klingons look like a bunch of Starbucks hipsters.

The only thing that makes caffeine products gay is if it's got more than three words in its name (including its size). Any fagginess that you can attribute to it probably comes from the way it's prepared by the Federation. Besides, true warriors drink Prune Juice.

>>8421

>The hungover warrior needs his morning perk up.

Ancient Roman's drank wine in the same manner and same reason we drink coffee today. I bet Klingon's would drink Blood Wine to wake them up.


b5c241 (2) No.8444>>8456 >>8524 >>21501

>>8415

>>8418

I thought it was more middle eastern regions with a bit of mediterranean influence. So put a bit of hummus and olives along with the spicy pickled peppers and spinach.


cacc5c (12) No.8456>>8458 >>8461 >>8491

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>>8444

Did they teleport the Middle East or Mediterranean to Bajor? It's Bajoran food, not Earth food, you silly human.

Actually hummus should be a major ingredient. There's a Hasperat Souffle in DS9 and you can make a souffle from hummus. Avocado souffle requires way to much cheese to be worth it if you want to keep the taste of avocado.


b5c241 (2) No.8458>>8462

>>8456

>Did they teleport the Middle East or Mediterranean to Bajor?

They might as well, it fits better than space messicans burrito. Come on, they even have the same mid east type "unrest" at Bajor, and some of the more religious ayyylium wormhole worshippers are only a shade and an earing difference from eyetalian nuns. Hummus and olives bro, I don't know why they even went with avocado in that recipe.

>and you can make a souffle from hummus.

Interdasting.

I did not know that.jpg


cacc5c (12) No.8461>>8462 >>8463 >>8491

>>8456

>Interdasting.

It's relatively cheap to make, given the ingredients

>3 egg whites, beaten firm

>150g (5ish ounces) hummus

Then you just fold them together until combined, bake at 180 degrees Celsius (356 Fahrenheit) for 15 minutes. You can of course add all kinds of shit to it, herbs, spices, cheese, and whatnot. Put cooked/roasted vegies in the bottom of the ramekin if you want. Whatever you add to the mix though remember to fold it gently.


cacc5c (12) No.8462>>8491

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>>8461

meant for

>>8458


2d53bf (1) No.8463

>>8461

>/ck/ on /strek/

breddy comfy board


a86da8 (2) No.8491>>8524

>>8461

>>8456

>>8462

>avatarfagging

stop


cacc5c (12) No.8524

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Actually on the subject of Hasperat I've noticed there isn't a constant version for the dish so I want to make one. Since it needs to be baked into a souffle as one appears in the show I think hummus should be the base of the dish. What spices should be added to it? In the show is has to make your eyes water and burn the tongue (and according to Cardassian's it's only good when it's warm and according to Federation reports it's fire in a pastry). Now for the spices I think we should base it off eastern Mediterranean/Middle Eastern spices like >>8444 suggested.

Problem is most of the hot spices are imported from the new world to these regions, finding a native one to serve as a base was tough but I think an appropriate spice would be (ground) cumen. To that I don't mind adding imported spices so long as they're not used in large quantities than that. A recipe that I've spitballed:

>Ingredients

400 gram can of chickpeas

1/4 cup tahini

2 tablespoons lemon juice

1 minced garlic clove

2 tablespoons olive oil

1 tablespoon ground cumin

1/2 tablespoon cayenne pepper

1/2 teaspoon sumac (or an extra tablespoon lemon if not available)

Water

Salt

>Step One

Add Tahini and Lemon Juice to food processor until combined.

(Blending for longer makes the hummus smoother.)

>Step Two

Add the olive oil, minced garlic, pinch of salt, cumin, sumac (if you're using it), and cayenne pepper to the Tahini/Lemon Juice blend

Then blend them all together.

>Step Three

Drain the Chickpeas, add half the can to the blend and blend it in for around a minute.

Then add the second half of the can and blend that for another minute or more if needed.

>Step Three

If it's too thick add some water and blend it in.

Add more salt if you think it needs it.

Drizzle in olive oil when serving.

I haven't tried this concoction. I will eventually. It's been a long while since I made hummus and I don't know how this'll turn out. When I get paid in a couple days I'll give it a shot.

>>8491

>avatarfagging

>6 posts

>3 have Leeta, a Bajoran

>said three post are related to Bajoran food

I don't think you understand what avatarfagging is Anon.

I'm talking about Bajoran food, and to accompany that I'm posting a slutty Bajoran along with it. Because food is always best enjoyed around cute girls. Especially if they have tig old bitties. If you've got another mega milk-class Bajoran to post while I'm posting Bajoran food please gimmie and I'll post that instead.


21cd22 (4) No.8538

Idanian Spice Pudding.

I think the topping is meant to be cream brule not caramel but so be it.

>You will need 8 oven-safe ramekins and a roasting pan large enough to fit them all.

>Start by making the caramel. This must cool to room temperature before using in the recipe and can be made a day in advance if needed.

>1 cup (200g) granulated sugar

>6 tablespoons (90g butter), cut to 5 or 6 pieces

>½ (120ml) heavy cream

>1 teaspoon cayenne pepper (optional but recommended)

>Place the sugar in a medium saucepan and heat over medium heat, stirring with a wooden spoon or heat resistant spatula. It will clump up and then start to melt, changing colour from clear to yellow to a light brown.

>Continue stirring until all sugar lumps have been melted. By this stage the sugar should be a uniform brown colour. Remove the saucepan from the heat and drop in your butter. It will foam up and bubble.

>Once the foaming has died down a bit, replace the pan on the heat and stir for 2-3 minutes, until the butter is completely mixed in to the sugar. Again remove the saucepan from the heat and pour the cream in in a slow trickle - it will again foam up and bubble.

>Stir the cream in and return the pan to the heat. Let it come to the boil for about a minute before taking off the heat. Stir in the cayenne pepper. Allow to cool to room temperature before using. If you have any leftovers you can store it in the fridge for up to 2 weeks - reheat before using.

>For the spice puddings:

>200g / 7oz caster sugar

>200g / 7oz butter, softened

>4 eggs

200g /7oz self raising flour

½ teaspoon baking powder

>Spice mix: 5 or 6 cardamom pods, ½ teaspoon each of ground cinnamon, nutmeg and ginger, and a pinch of salt.

>80ml / 1/3 cup milk

>Extra butter for greasing the ramekins

>Whipped cream for serving (optional)

>Preheat the oven to 190°C / 375°F.

>Start by preparing your spice mix: If you have a spice grinder, add the cardamom pods and grind for about a minute until the pods are broken down into fine pieces. Add the remaining spices and grind again for about 5 seconds to combine. If you don’t have a spice grinder, bash the cardamom pods in a mortar and pestle before adding the remaining spices and mixing.

>In a medium bowl, cream together the butter and sugar until pale yellow and fluffy (or use an electric mixer). Add the eggs one at a time, stirring well in between each one.

>Add half the flour and stir in. Add half the milk and combine. Add the remaining flour, the baking powder and spice mix and again stir to combine. Finally, add the remaining milk and mix in.

>To prepare the puddings:

>Grease each ramekin well with butter - the sides as well as the bottom.

>Add 2 generous tablepoons of your (room temperature) caramel in the bottom of each ramekin. Use another tablespoon to gently spoon the spice pudding batter over the caramel until your ramekins are about 2/3 full.

>Loosely cover each ramekin with aluminium foil as they will expand during cooking. Place the ramekins in your roasting pan and fill the pan with enough boiling water to come halfway up the ramekins. Put into the oven and bake for 40 minutes.

>When the 40 minutes is up, remove from the oven and leave them in the roasting pan for another 5 minutes. Remove to a baking rack where they will cool further.


416ae9 (1) No.8545>>8567 >>8606

This thread just made me hungry.


29d319 (1) No.8567>>8573 >>8606

>>8545

>discussion about food + recipes

>sexy pictures of Kira and Leeta

I'm hungry and horny, but I'm unable to remedy either of these problems right now.

Also, what do you guys think Cardassian Yamok Sauce tastes like? From the way they talk in DS9 nearly all non-Cardassians seem to hate it, though I can't seem to recall anyone actually describing its taste or texture, or even seeing it in any scenes.


d4ec30 (3) No.8573>>8606

>>8567

>Also, what do you guys think Cardassian Yamok Sauce tastes like?

Well if the description of this is true.

http://memory-alpha.wikia.com/wiki/Cardassia_Prime

>Planetary features

>In comparison to Humans, Cardassians preferred a darker, warmer and more humid environment, most likely reflecting the surface conditions on their homeworld. (DS9: "For the Cause")

If I were to go full tilt on it, I might try using fermented mushroom sauce as a base. Maybe something similar to kombucha. Get some dried anchovies from an asian chinese supermarket, grind it to finer stinkier bits.

https://www.amazon.com/Boiled-Dried-Anchovy-Myulchi-Ounces/dp/B00AXPWS5C

Maybe some cajun swampland influence as well.

https://www.seasonedpioneers.com/shop/seasonings-spices/cajun/cajun-blackening-spice-mix/

Serve with live taspar egg.


cacc5c (12) No.8606>>8610 >>8631

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>>8545

It's a food thread. What did you expect Anon?

>>8573

>>8567

Yamok Sauce is described going with Sem'hal Stew and, on memory-beta, is said to be the opposite of "Kamoy Syrup" which is is oily. Yamok and Kamoy are suppose to have a mustard and ketchup relationship.

Whatever it is it shouldn't be oily and should go well in a stew. Mushroom sauce is a good choice as a base but it would need something extra. I've not had fermented mushroom sauce so maybe that gives it the extra hotdog-condiment it's suppose to (what's it taste like?)? Otherwise I'd put in some wholegrain mustard.

Also mushrooms don't grow any better in a wet or dark environment that they do in the dry and sunny areas. It's just grown in those locations because it's one of the few things that can and doing that would leave the fields open for crops that need the sun.


d4ec30 (3) No.8610>>8611 >>8631

>>8606

Come to think of it, what do the spoonheads like, taste wise. Do they like more sweet, savory, bitter, sour. I was mostly throwing around guesses on yamok sauce on the description that most other species (probably weak stomached candy ass Feds who never left the san fran headquarter of star fleet) can't stand the taste and smell. If there is a detailed ecological survey of Cardassia prime and a culinary info, then figuring out things out would be much easier.

I never tried fermented mushroom sauce myself.

http://www.hobbyfarms.com/how-to-make-lacto-fermented-mushrooms/


8dfaaf (1) No.8611>>8629 >>8630 >>8631

>>8610

Savory judging by how they drink hot fish juice as a sort of coffee analog.Sounds rather awful honestly.


cacc5c (12) No.8629>>8630

>>8611

>Sounds rather awful honestly.

The Ancient Roman's use to mix wine with Garum, Liquamen, Muria, or Allec, which were all savory fermented sauces made from fish and/or eel. They were all also diluted with water to the point where it could be drunk without mixing it with wine (Pliny says the water dilution made the drink look like the same shades you'd get from a honey wine). They were apparently mild and subtle in flavour, suggesting it wasn't as strong as modern stuff or used in small amounts.


cacc5c (12) No.8630>>8631

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>>8611

>>8629

Oh and I should mention that Romans would drink wine the same way we would drink caffeinated drinks, as a wake/pick-me-up so they drank it in the same way the Cardassian's drank the fish juice. Roman wine was occasionally mixed with warm water (most Roman wine was mixed with water) too.


11cfcc (4) No.8631>>8633 >>8635 >>21502

>>8606

>Also mushrooms don't grow any better in a wet or dark environment that they do in the dry and sunny areas. It's just grown in those locations because it's one of the few things that can and doing that would leave the fields open for crops that need the sun.

Sunny yes, dry no. Mushrooms need moist substrate. They can't just go to the faucet for a drink. If part of the substrate is moist they can work their way into drier substrate and bring moisture with them, but that's not the same as saying that they don't care if it's dry. The sunny part is correct, though. Some mushrooms don't care about light at all, and others actually need light to grow properly. Even though they don't photosynthesize, some mushrooms need light to know which way it up.

>>8610

That recipe isn't for mushroom sauce, it's for lacto-pickled mushrooms. What you're talking about would be more like mushroom ketchup, which is an old old ingredient. I think there may be one or two companies in the world that still make it. It wasn't used as a condiment so much as it was used to add flavor to things like soups and stews. Kind of an old English XO sauce.

>>8611

>Sounds rather awful honestly.

I guess you don't like fish broth or asian fish sauce. Sounds yummy to me.

>>8630

Wine was always mixed with something. Drinking straight wine was considered to be something only alcoholics did.


cacc5c (12) No.8633>>8653

>>8631

>dry no.

Oh by that I mean it didn't need to be damp in order to grow at all. Should have clarified.


d4ec30 (3) No.8635>>8653 >>21502

>>8631

>What you're talking about would be more like mushroom ketchup, which is an old old ingredient. I think there may be one or two companies in the world that still make it. It wasn't used as a condiment so much as it was used to add flavor to things like soups and stews. Kind of an old English XO sauce.

Ok, I never had mushroom sauce so I wouldn't know, I might have had something like that XO sauce though. Now to chuck in additional ingredients that would plausibly grow in Cardassia's terrain and conditions, that would give it an off putting pungent aroma to most non spoonheads.

>mushroom ketchup, which is an old old ingredient.

Heard about something like that but never tasted it myself either.


11cfcc (4) No.8653>>8658

>>8633

They still need considerable moisture, and they definitely prefer cooler temperatures. Between the heat and dryness we don't get mushrooms often where I live in Texas. I live in a humid area, too. Even so, we pretty much only see mushrooms after sustained rains in the cooler parts of the year. They spend most of their time well beneath the surface where it is cool and moist. Only when conditions are favorable, which is not very often, do they work their way to the surface and fruit.

>>8635

XO sauce is a sauce made from every umami food except the kitchen sink. The base is seafood and onions/garlic with chili, but their are versions with everything from fermented black beans to fermented bean curd to natto to century eggs.

>that would give it an off putting pungent aroma to most non spoonheads

I would probably be the one weirdo that likes it.


bc8453 (1) No.8654>>8656 >>8845

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>>8424

>true warriors drink Prune Juice

>Worf.

<The guy who gets his ass handed to him so often he became a meme.

<The guy who was so disconnected from Klingon culture that he was visibly repulsed by them.

<The guy who was of so little value to the Klingons that they only cared about talking to him once he became a useful contact on the Federation station at the heart of the Dominion War.

<True Warrior?

Are you sure about that?


cacc5c (12) No.8656>>21508

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>>8654

Did I say Worf?

How do you think Guinan knew that a Klingon would probably like prune juice? She's said she's met plenty of Klingons before she met Worf, and she gave them all prune juice which is where she learned Klingon's would most likely like it.


60c38e (1) No.8658>>8702

>>8653

Spoonheads as portrayed in DS9 seems big on fermentation so what you listed sounds plausible for a re-creation ingredient list.

>>that would give it an off putting pungent aroma to most non spoonheads

>I would probably be the one weirdo that likes it.

I don't mind the smell of durian, then again my sense of smell is not that great and how intense the scent of durian might be related to temperature. But that's just a pet theory I have.


11cfcc (4) No.8702>>8796 >>9083

>>8658

Durian is actually one of the few 'exotic stinky foods' I don't like. I want to like it, but there's something about the syrupy sweet onion, skunk, and propane (technically methyl mercaptan as pure propane has no smell) flavor that my body rejects, even though my tongue doesn't.

Like I'll take a bite, and it doesn't taste good, but it doesn't taste awful. Then when I go to swallow, my esophagus rejects and I gag. If I can force it down, it will make me nauseus and gassy. When I taste the durian flavored burps I shudder and gag. The actual flavor isn't that bad, but there is something about it my body rejects. I want to like durian, especially since my dad married a flip, but damn, that shit is toxic.

I am a pretty damn adventurous eater, too. I enjoy things such as natto and fermented bean curd. I love to try different varieties of fish sauce. Different cultures have varying ways of preparing it that give it different flavors. I love anchovies, and sometimes just eat them on crackers. I love various organ meats including hearts and livers. I love sauerkraut and kimchi and all sorts of stinky pickles. I never met a cheese I didn't like, even Limburger, which is really pretty tame once you get it past your nose.

But, durian man. Durian is something else entirely.


d09ee5 (1) No.8796>>8797

>>8702

>but there's something about the syrupy sweet onion, skunk, and propane

Durian or durian essence (if such a thing exists) to add to the recreated yamok sauce it is then. Something that can be banned from having it in a carry on luggage, enacted in all Feds owned space ports in the known quadrants.

I mentioned that I have a low sense of smell, so it's a bit of a mixed blessing. I still pick up on dried or deep fried anchovies bits, and most indian style curries possibly because of the cumin.


11cfcc (4) No.8797

>>8796

Holy shit I love those dried and fried anchovies. I could eat myself sick on that shit and ask for more!


a5a00f (1) No.8845

>>8654

>That image

Hop lel anon.


110022 (1) No.9081>>9089 >>9094 >>9109

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>>8424

>>8419

Aren't most other Klingon loanwords 2 syllables? Is raktajino two words in Klingon or something? Rakta sounds Klingon, but jino sounds like a Federation fag-tag.


91acaa (1) No.9083>>9119

>>8702

I get you, man, it's the texture that ruins it for me, it's like trying to swallow day old custard skins


ce3353 (1) No.9089

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>>9081

>Rakta sounds Klingon, but jino sounds like a Federation fag-tag.

It was probably named to sound like Cappuccino but more Klingony:

>both have four syllables

>jino and cino rhyme

I doubt it's suppose to be a portmanteau of a Klingon word and a some kind of Federation word and it's just named to sound similar to the irl beverage it's suppose to represent.


a86da8 (2) No.9094

>>9081

>but jino sounds like a Federation fag-tag

Now this is autism!


ca2cb4 (1) No.9109>>12710

>>9081

You made me dig out my copy of Klingon for the Galactic Traveler.

>Though not native to the Empire, Klingons have developed a way to make coffee (qa'vIn) particularly strong, both in flavor and in its effect as a stimulant, and it is a very popular beverage. As a rule, coffee is consumed plain -- that is, black – but some Klingons prefer to mix other ingredients in with the coffee.

>If some kind of HIq (“liquor”)is added to the coffee, the drink is called ra'taj. It is said that the drink was originaly nicknamed ra'wI' taj (“commander's knife”, suggestive of its potency), and that the name was shortened over time. This often repeated story cannot be confirmed.

>In any event, ra'taj became one of the few Klingon foods to become outside of the Empire, although in an altered form. Instead of contining liquor, as does the genuine Klingon ra'taj, the “export” version (which came to be pronounced raktaj in Federation Standard) consists of strong Klingon coffee plus a nutlike flavoring.

>Eventually, a new fashion developed -- adding cream to the raktaj – and with this innovation came yet another name, raktajino, modeled after the name of another popular coffee drink, cappuccino. Raktajino is now served hot or iced, with or without extra cream, and with or without the rind of some fruit to add even more flavor. Though it is sometimes called “Klingon coffee”, it is quite different from both plain qa'vIn and the alcoholic ra'taj.


656c29 (1) No.9119

>>9083

Yeah the texture doesn't bother me, but I eat things like raw okra and nagaimo.


7c8b80 (1) No.12661>>12692

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I miss the Klingon Chef.


209dff (1) No.12692>>12695

>>12661

What do you bet that most of that is still muscle?

Come to think of it, wouldn't Klingon food be high protein?

>cmd+F "Kanar"

>no dice

Anyone got a recipe for that?


10113d (1) No.12695>>12716

>>12692

>Come to think of it, wouldn't Klingon food be high protein?

It would be the diet of the Swole

>Kanar

Sugar Syrup


4a0b3e (1) No.12710>>16805 >>21506

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>>9109

So it is a sissified Fed version of Klink food. Also…

>If some kind of HIq (“liquor”)is added to the coffee, the drink is called ra'taj. It is said that the drink was originaly nicknamed ra'wI' taj (“commander's knife”, suggestive of its potency)

>combining a stimulant with a depressant


2a04b9 (2) No.12716

>>12695

dark corn syrup, to be precise.


18ec12 (1) No.13231>>13244

What is going on with Klingon cooking though?


2a04b9 (2) No.13244>>13840

>>13231

You don't cook it so much as slop it on a plate.


154ce2 (1) No.13840>>18249

>>13244

The hunting is at least good though.


ac0168 (1) No.16805

>>12710

Sisko's must have been a hell of a place to dine.


d14b30 (1) No.18249

>>13840

I want more on Klingon hunting and what they hunt.


97c87b (2) No.21501

>>8444

>>8418

Tortilla's topped with hummus, sliced hot pickled jalapeños, red onions tossed with red wine vinegar, mustard greens/spinach/shepherd's purse, queso fresco or cottage cheese, sliced olives, and tabasco/whatever hot sauce?


97c87b (2) No.21502

>>8631

>mushroom ketchup, which is an old old ingredient. I think there may be one or two companies in the world that still make it. It wasn't used as a condiment so much as it was used to add flavor to things like soups and stews. Kind of an old English XO sauce.

>>8635

>Heard about something like that but never tasted it myself either.

Townsends to the rescue.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ERWr8la3Y_M


e86e41 (2) No.21506>>21694

>>12710

<combining a stimulant with a depressant

It's a bad habit to be sure, but hardly unheard of. That's what a Black Russian is, no?


31f0c5 (1) No.21508>>22354

>>8656

>Trusting Guinans sales pitch

>Not realising that she just had a few dozen litres of Prune Juice she needed to get rid of.

>Not realising that Worf is enough of a Klingaboo that he'd drink Targ piss (direct from the cock) if you told him that it was the preferred drink of "TRUE KLINGON WARRIORS!"

It's a minor miracle he didn't shout out "QAPLA'!" and smash the glass in a very insecure fashion after each prune juice.


54ff2c (1) No.21627>>21706

Wouldn't Worf drinking prune juice all the time make him take mighty klingon shites?


3995ba (2) No.21694

>>21506

Pretty much, but it lacks the kick of a speedball.


3ef248 (1) No.21706>>21749

>>21627

Yes. Bolian tier shits, I imagine.


db54c1 (1) No.21749>>22314

>>21706

Thought Bolians took forever on the shitter?


f9980e (1) No.22299

>>8413 (OP)

would like to get my hands on some of that sweet sweet Romulan ale tho


3995ba (2) No.22314

>>21749

And you think Worf speedshits? All I know is, human plumbing was not prepared for Bolian feces.


4b81a5 (1) No.22354

>>21508

She never pitched it as a klingon drink, she called it an earth drink. She never said the klingons drank it.


8851af (1) No.22364>>22365 >>22367 >>22442

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I have a copy of pic related. AMA


e86e41 (2) No.22365

>>22364

After the eyes of the Neelix on the cover stole your soul, did you turn Jewish, ginger, or both?


74875c (1) No.22367>>22369

>>22364

Know where I can get it?


b28007 (1) No.22369

>>22367

Try googling it you lazy fuck. It's on just about every online bookseller. 20 bucks new on Amazon.


99b2cb (1) No.22442

>>22364

Who do you intend to poison anon?


0be311 (1) No.22447>>22583

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>>8424

>Ancient Roman's drank wine in the same manner and same reason we drink coffee today

Well unless roman wine had tons of caffeine they were morons.


38fda9 (1) No.22583

>>22447

Or French.




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