08bb25 No.495
Is he the best character?
929558 No.498
f76fff No.509
>>495
>>499
Both of you are wrong
929558 No.512
>>509
Is it just the lighting, or does Wheaton have a fake tan in this pic?
6d71d8 No.594
>>495
>Is he the best character?
No.
05e361 No.599
>>594
Legit had nightmares about Mudd as kid when my Dad would watch original series reruns.
Just seeing that screen cap makes me uneasy as all that like….6 year old kid terror bubbles up from my memory. That is some amazing chest hair though. There are fifty year old Israeli guys selling car stereos on the side walk in NYC who cry into their pastrami wishing that had that chest hair.
6d71d8 No.610
>>599 (checked and trekked)
In my case, it wasn't fear but loathing, for the creepy children. Whoever was casting back then had an unerring ability to find the creepiest, most punchable little fucks on Earth and cast them to be child antagonists more freaky and hateful than any nine space-faring races you'd care to name. Especially the kid in the last picture.
I won't mention Clint Howard's Balok, as I've come to terms with that little boy since finding out how based Clint is.
929558 No.635
>>610
The little plaid Asian kid was ok. I liked him in Revenge of the Nerds.
I think one or two of the little girls in Miri were actually Shatner's daughters.
700f2c No.641
>>635
>Implying they all weren't Shatner's bastards.
6d71d8 No.656
>>635
>The little plaid Asian kid was ok. I liked him in Revenge of the Nerds.
Ha ha! though I. That's pretty funny how much they look alike.
>search for the hell of it
>mfw he was in TOS AND TNG
612048 No.819
Wasn't Porthos an Admiral by Jew Jew Trek?
cc10c4 No.820
>>819
Now that's a premise worthy of a movie.
4d17b5 No.985
>>495
Had a bad feeling. Did the math.
>Star Trek: Enterprise (TV Series 2001–2005)
>Assuming that he was a born in 2000, leaving him to be an adolescent/adult during training, that means Porthos would be…
>CY+2 - 2000 = 17
>Average lifespan of beagles is 12-15
Guise…he, uh, he didn't make it.
54ecde No.987
cc10c4 No.988
>>985
Ah, but that's only the average lifespan in our time. Everyone knows that Starfleet's medical technology has extended the average lifespan of humans. And what do humans love better than dogs?
34a2ab No.994
>>985
There were three dogs playing Porthos, Prada, Windy and Breezy.
Facebook says at least Breezy is still alive: https://m.facebook.com/Porthos-aka-Breezy-the-Beagle-304217282978501/
4d17b5 No.999
>>994
>There were three dogs playing Porthos, Prada, Windy and Breezy.
>at least Breezy is still alive
Bakula killed the other two with cheese.
42d098 No.1019
>>820
It already sounds better than Discovery.
7f9006 No.1328
>>495
I like how his mirror universe counterpart was slightly different.
4d17b5 No.1330
>>1328
>universe full of complete dicks
>selfish, greedy, utterly without empathy for others
Should have been a cat.
34a2ab No.1377
>>1330
Not a cat person, Anon?
4a447c No.1384
>>1377
I can only picture Vulcan Cats now.
31f8a8 No.1388
>>1384
Vulcan has sabre toothed cat/bears that are often kept as pets, but also often eat Vulcans.
Spock had a big cuddly one as a pet that had to be put down or else it would have died suffering from poison that had no cure at that point in time.
4ddbe8 No.1389
>>1388
Vulcans seem to like dangerous pussy.
4d17b5 No.1429
>>1389
>Vulcans seem to like dangerous pussy.
Oh my, yes.
08afcf No.1567
Porthos was meant to be in JJ Trek at one point.
97be95 No.1896
We will never get Admiral Porthos.
4d17b5 No.1898
>>1567
That's the Admiral's dog that Scotty dematerialized that never rematerialized that got him exiled to the ice world with the fungus guy.
23a122 No.2287
>>1898
>That's the Admiral's dog that Scotty dematerialized
That's the nu-canon scrubbing the Korean translator girl ate him.
f585df No.2300
>>1330
I've never had a cat like that. I guess I just pick affectionate cats.
2ab29d No.2318
>>1898
Admiral Archer's dog, yes Archer was mentioned in JewJewTrek.
14b8ab No.2357
>>2300
Depends heavily on breed. Some cats are actually more doglike in behavior just like some dogs are complete dicks.
4d17b5 No.2363
>>2318
>Admiral Archer's dog, yes Archer was mentioned in JewJewTrek.
Fuck me, I didn't even catch that.
>mfw JewJew left Porthos floating in limbo because he felt like being a dick
51e4f8 No.2546
>>2363
Werid fact is that Archer would be about 150 and his dog about 100. Thought they only had the technology to extend life that far by TNG?
4d17b5 No.2697
>>2546
>Werid fact is that Archer would be about 150 and his dog about 100.
It occurs to me that the Admiral's dog might not actually have been Porthos. It might have been just another beagle he got years after Porthos' death. It could even be Porthos' great-great grandson. Hell, we don't even know what breed it is, so the dog might be a targ for all we know.
>Thought they only had the technology to extend life that far by TNG?
McCoy was still alive and muttering darkly during TNG's pilot. Since the average age for humans used to be something like 35-40ish, it's not too hard to extrapolate that Archer could be alive at that point. He'd probably look like a mummy, but I can see him shuffling around and giving cadets a hard time for walking on the lawn.
cee137 No.2816
>>2697
The fact that Porthos wasn't an Admiral himself casts doubt on the story.
4d17b5 No.2870
>>2816
>implying he didn't get a full Federation funeral with bagpipes and a 21 photon torpedo salute
I never said he wasn't an admiral, although to be fair, he might have only made it Commodore given his small lifespan.
>pics related: Porthos repelling invasion of space merchants using the awesome powers of his mind
4d17b5 No.2871
>>2870
Found this. It made me sad.
811273 No.2873
>>2871
I always pictured Porthos returning in something like a Dreadnought from 40k Even in death, he still eats cheese
608286 No.2941
>>2915
With the Federation's advanced technology there has no doubt been one mad scientist that has tried that.
23a122 No.2949
>>2941
>Federation's advanced technology there has no doubt been one mad scientist that has tried that
>tfw Trek mirrorverse TAS includes kreiger
3de811 No.2954
>>2949
Trek has so much unused potential.
8b9dcd No.3015
>>2949
Algernop 11/10, top tier scientist at Daystrom
303df4 No.5821
Would Mirror Porthos become Emperor?
d80868 No.5833
>>5821
He'd have become lunch.
878b0b No.5836
75573d No.5868
>>5836
>Sato is Korean?
Chinese, I think, which is odd as fuck given her Japanese name. Why didn't they just rename the Character Betty Huang or something? It's like calling a modern day white character Washington.
96d213 No.6331
c9bd69 No.7098
>>2871
Man, that's creepy.
b56c87 No.7117
>>5868
>"nerds are all racist sexist bigots"
>casts a korean as a japanese because they basically look the same
b9a835 No.7246
>>7117
>Casts a fucking Englishman as a Frenchman
a9ea91 No.7316
>>5868
She’s just an asiaface oriental. Whatever.
a9ea91 No.7317
>>7246
British English is taught in continental Europe, so it makes sense Picard would use Received Pronunciation.
c9bd69 No.7331
>>7317
Surely a Frenchman speaking English still has a bit of a French accent, non?
a9ea91 No.7337
>>7331
I’d imagine English being the world language on Earth and the European version of that would be Received Pronunciation
75573d No.7358
>>7331
>Surely a Frenchman speaking English still has a bit of a French accent, non?
>implying he isn't ALWAYS speaking French while the universal translator does its thing
75573d No.7449
>such time travel
>so prime directive
>good boy
8c7e6f No.7451
>>7358
Jean-Luc is clearly well versed in the english language, he reads Shakespeare to the point of memorisation plus every other significant text that was ever written in it. The guy is like a walking library of books written in english, even in France today, learning English is not uncommon.
Then again there is that episode where he goes to France to see his brother and he just speaks the same. But he does sing a little French humming song.
75573d No.7453
>>7451
>he reads Shakespeare to the point of memorisation plus every other significant text that was ever written in it.
In the original French?
8c7e6f No.7454
>>7453
No in the original Klingon
6c6b48 No.9804
57950f No.10657
Wonder what would happen if Porthos became Chancellor of the Klingon Empire?
f3fceb No.10666
>>10657
What makes you think he wasn't?
f1670a No.10699
>>10666
So do they still sing songs of the great tribble hunt or not?
3b049b No.10700
>>10666
The quality of that webm triggers me.
ffb53c No.10707
>>10700
I love those jackets. What is that fabric pattern? Looks like decent camo?
d4368f No.10714
>>10707
it kinda looks like a 2 colour tigerstripe variant (probably civilian maker considering). Then again, that's not actually a lot more specific then saying it looks like camo. Best of luck.
f14ed2 No.11570
>>10714
>>10707
Thought there would be some autistic blog somewhere going into detail about it but there doesn't seem to be any.
476fdd No.12203
Surprised Porthos hasn't been sent on the Hungry games yet.
42b82c No.12425
>>12203
He feasts on the bones of fallen tributes.
f14ed2 No.12573
We should send Porthos next games.
5d7c94 No.12647
>>12573
He's winning it seems.
2ca3d1 No.13019
>>1388
>Own pets that sometimes eat you
>Such logical!
f14ed2 No.13104
775f9d No.13142
Probably the captain's next meal…..
f14ed2 No.13159
f4eb39 No.13179
>>495
I am shocked that the writers never did an episode where Porthos' shedding became a major issue on the ship. Like the hair accumulates in some vent grate and chokes the ship to death…nearly. Or a grate in the warp reactor or something. Beagles shed a lot.
904d61 No.13225
>>13179
I think Porthos would be complaining about the humans shedding to be honest.
d69db4 No.14725
f4eb39 No.14728
>>14725
They already did that. >>1328
04cd4e No.14730
>>14728
I honestly pictured a Beefcake Beagle.
d1bc4a No.15548
937e77 No.17048
>>499
What if Dukat came in dog form?
649783 No.17080
>>17048
What if dogs came in Dukat form?
5ed713 No.17081
649783 No.17082
>>17081
Truly man's best friend.
8d2b60 No.17083
>>17082
Well, Bajoran women's at least.
c769f2 No.17084
Reminder in the JJ verse he is killed by Scotty.
8c21c4 No.17149
>>7317
Sure but according to mem-alpha the reason is that French had become like Latin is today.
c77524 No.17155
>>17083
Dogs are better trained.
a9fa7a No.18210
>>17083
Bajoran woman can't be house trained.
bb9177 No.19643
So /strek/ I am tempted to get a dog. Would a beagle be a good bet for a first dog?
1ad4f1 No.19648
>>19643
Depends on where you live. The one near me howls a lot more than barking and it carries quite a bit. If you live in the country, no big deal, but the city might get you some noise complaints.
I guess most of it depends on you - your likes, lifestyle, etc. to try and pick a good pup for you.
da8428 No.19662
>>19648
I have two half brothers that are awesome sweet and Have started if they cannot use the outside cause some other person does not let them outside -nervous twitch.- using the downstairs shower to poop and pee if they cannot get outside. Its far better then the carpet. They let me know..but other people -nervous twitch.- do not have any capacity to understand animals and so therefore…do not interpret what they are saying.
649783 No.19666
>>19648
Does he howl or does he bay? Beagles are known for their rather unique vocalizations compared to most other dogs.
da26be No.19940
>>19648
>>19662
>>19666
The real question is how will they react if Will Wheatboy comes to the door?
649783 No.19952
>>19940
Hopefully they're trained well enough to go straight for his empty scrotum.
0a9392 No.20067
>>19952
I wish I had that post saved of Porthos going after Wesley's balls.
649783 No.20084
>>20067
Lmao, I must have missed that one.
023ae9 No.20086
>>7449
>time traveling Suliban to push him
IT WAS ME, BARRY!
ae2039 No.20125
>>20084
I found it, it's still up.
>>915
8c21c4 No.22122
>>19666
>Beagles are known for their rather unique vocalizations compared to most other dogs.
Maybe you're confusing them with a Basenji
1d617b No.22191
39f8fd No.24181
Would you watch an animated Porthos show?
75bdb8 No.24196
>>7449
The fuck. Is that dog using a tool? Did dogs fucking evolve? Are there dog-piloted spaceships? Was Porthos a pet or one of the ships officers?
What the fuck is a suliban doing there?????
75bdb8 No.24198
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
OH MY GOD PORTHOS IS A FULLY SENTIENT TEMPORAL AGENT!
HES JUST LIKE NIBBLER!!!
754e76 No.24199
>>24196
>>24198
You only figured this shit out now? Porthos was the anomaly in Star Trek Enterprise that nobody accounted for.
4fbc63 No.24204
>>2697
>Since the average age for humans used to be something like 35-40ish
I swear this fucking history meme pisses me off every time.
AVERAGE lifespan was low because infant deaths were insanely high. If you'd reach your childhood, there'd be a good chance you'd reach your 60's. If you hadn't died by plague, war, or any accidental death.
Obviously, people with little access to actual medications lived shorter, but if you lived to adulthood you'd probably reach old age.
Mind, the average lifespan only really increased after the World Wars in any significant way.
75bdb8 No.24218
>>24204
The average age of death for collected caveman skeletons is 25, their mean maximum age was 30, and only one or two skeletons age 45 or older were discovered.
We calculate life expectancy today using infant mortality because we know when infants die and can have stat data on that. Caveman life expectancy isn't calculated using infant mortality because we don't have their dead infants, we don't know how many pregnancies resulted in stillbirths, we just have skeletons of adults which are compared at age of death.
Are you one of those paleo-diet morons? Why don't any of you dumb fucks try living with paleo medicine for awhile.
4fbc63 No.24224
>>24218
If you're going to be a bitch, at least do a search before you embarrass your retard face.
https://www.nytimes.com/2013/03/24/magazine/who-lives-longest.html
From the first pages of history in Sumeria to the early modern era, average lifespan was low because infant deaths were high.
And if you weren't a stupid fuck, you'd realize what average actually meant.
955220 No.24226
>>24224
What did he mean by this?
1db8be No.24227
>>24218
Everyone knows people in the beginning lived centuries if not thousands of years. It says so in the bible. We know the bible has elements of the antediluvian civilization so ancient man probably lived to be 800 years old.
f192c7 No.24240
>>24224
>new york times
This guy >>24227 is more believable.