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Is he the best character?
▶ 929558 (3) No.498
▶ f76fff (1) No.509>>512 >>987
>>495 (OP)
>>499
Both of you are wrong
▶ 929558 (3) No.512
>>509
Is it just the lighting, or does Wheaton have a fake tan in this pic?
▶ 6d71d8 (3) No.594>>599
>>495 (OP)
>Is he the best character?
No.
▶ 05e361 (1) No.599>>610
>>594
Legit had nightmares about Mudd as kid when my Dad would watch original series reruns.
Just seeing that screen cap makes me uneasy as all that like….6 year old kid terror bubbles up from my memory. That is some amazing chest hair though. There are fifty year old Israeli guys selling car stereos on the side walk in NYC who cry into their pastrami wishing that had that chest hair.
▶ 6d71d8 (3) No.610>>635
>>599 (checked and trekked)
In my case, it wasn't fear but loathing, for the creepy children. Whoever was casting back then had an unerring ability to find the creepiest, most punchable little fucks on Earth and cast them to be child antagonists more freaky and hateful than any nine space-faring races you'd care to name. Especially the kid in the last picture.
I won't mention Clint Howard's Balok, as I've come to terms with that little boy since finding out how based Clint is.
▶ 929558 (3) No.635>>641 >>656
>>610
The little plaid Asian kid was ok. I liked him in Revenge of the Nerds.
I think one or two of the little girls in Miri were actually Shatner's daughters.
▶ 700f2c (1) No.641
>>635
>Implying they all weren't Shatner's bastards.
▶ 6d71d8 (3) No.656
>>635
>The little plaid Asian kid was ok. I liked him in Revenge of the Nerds.
Ha ha! though I. That's pretty funny how much they look alike.
>search for the hell of it
>mfw he was in TOS AND TNG
▶ 612048 (1) No.819>>820
Wasn't Porthos an Admiral by Jew Jew Trek?
▶ cc10c4 (2) No.820>>837 >>1019
>>819
Now that's a premise worthy of a movie.
▶ 4d17b5 (11) No.985>>988 >>994
>>495 (OP)
Had a bad feeling. Did the math.
>Star Trek: Enterprise (TV Series 2001--2005)
>Assuming that he was a born in 2000, leaving him to be an adolescent/adult during training, that means Porthos would be…
>CY+2 - 2000 = 17
>Average lifespan of beagles is 12-15
Guise…he, uh, he didn't make it.
▶ 54ecde (1) No.987
▶ cc10c4 (2) No.988
>>985
Ah, but that's only the average lifespan in our time. Everyone knows that Starfleet's medical technology has extended the average lifespan of humans. And what do humans love better than dogs?
▶ 34a2ab (3) No.994>>999
>>985
There were three dogs playing Porthos, Prada, Windy and Breezy.
Facebook says at least Breezy is still alive: https://m.facebook.com/Porthos-aka-Breezy-the-Beagle-304217282978501/
▶ 4d17b5 (11) No.999
>>994
>There were three dogs playing Porthos, Prada, Windy and Breezy.
>at least Breezy is still alive
Bakula killed the other two with cheese.
▶ 42d098 (1) No.1019
>>820
It already sounds better than Discovery.
▶ 7f9006 (1) No.1328>>1330 >>14728
>>495 (OP)
I like how his mirror universe counterpart was slightly different.
▶ 4d17b5 (11) No.1330>>1377 >>2300
>>1328
>universe full of complete dicks
>selfish, greedy, utterly without empathy for others
Should have been a cat.
▶ 34a2ab (3) No.1377>>1384
>>1330
Not a cat person, Anon?
▶ 4a447c (1) No.1384>>1388
>>1377
I can only picture Vulcan Cats now.
▶ 31f8a8 (1) No.1388>>1389 >>13019
>>1384
Vulcan has sabre toothed cat/bears that are often kept as pets, but also often eat Vulcans.
Spock had a big cuddly one as a pet that had to be put down or else it would have died suffering from poison that had no cure at that point in time.
▶ 4ddbe8 (1) No.1389>>1429
>>1388
Vulcans seem to like dangerous pussy.
▶ 4d17b5 (11) No.1429
>>1389
>Vulcans seem to like dangerous pussy.
Oh my, yes.
▶ 08afcf (1) No.1567>>1898
Porthos was meant to be in JJ Trek at one point.
▶ 97be95 (1) No.1896
We will never get Admiral Porthos.
▶ 4d17b5 (11) No.1898>>2287 >>2318
>>1567
That's the Admiral's dog that Scotty dematerialized that never rematerialized that got him exiled to the ice world with the fungus guy.
▶ 23a122 (2) No.2287
>>1898
>That's the Admiral's dog that Scotty dematerialized
That's the nu-canon scrubbing the Korean translator girl ate him.
▶ f585df (1) No.2300>>2357
>>1330
I've never had a cat like that. I guess I just pick affectionate cats.
▶ 2ab29d (1) No.2318>>2363
>>1898
Admiral Archer's dog, yes Archer was mentioned in JewJewTrek.
▶ 14b8ab (1) No.2357
>>2300
Depends heavily on breed. Some cats are actually more doglike in behavior just like some dogs are complete dicks.
▶ 4d17b5 (11) No.2363>>2546
>>2318
>Admiral Archer's dog, yes Archer was mentioned in JewJewTrek.
Fuck me, I didn't even catch that.
>mfw JewJew left Porthos floating in limbo because he felt like being a dick
▶ 51e4f8 (1) No.2546>>2697
>>2363
Werid fact is that Archer would be about 150 and his dog about 100. Thought they only had the technology to extend life that far by TNG?
▶ 4d17b5 (11) No.2697>>2816 >>24204
>>2546
>Werid fact is that Archer would be about 150 and his dog about 100.
It occurs to me that the Admiral's dog might not actually have been Porthos. It might have been just another beagle he got years after Porthos' death. It could even be Porthos' great-great grandson. Hell, we don't even know what breed it is, so the dog might be a targ for all we know.
>Thought they only had the technology to extend life that far by TNG?
McCoy was still alive and muttering darkly during TNG's pilot. Since the average age for humans used to be something like 35-40ish, it's not too hard to extrapolate that Archer could be alive at that point. He'd probably look like a mummy, but I can see him shuffling around and giving cadets a hard time for walking on the lawn.
▶ cee137 (1) No.2816>>2870
>>2697
The fact that Porthos wasn't an Admiral himself casts doubt on the story.
▶ 4d17b5 (11) No.2870>>2871
>>2816
>implying he didn't get a full Federation funeral with bagpipes and a 21 photon torpedo salute
I never said he wasn't an admiral, although to be fair, he might have only made it Commodore given his small lifespan.
>pics related: Porthos repelling invasion of space merchants using the awesome powers of his mind
▶ 4d17b5 (11) No.2871>>2873 >>7098
>>2870
Found this. It made me sad.
▶ 811273 (1) No.2873>>2915
>>2871
I always pictured Porthos returning in something like a Dreadnought from 40k Even in death, he still eats cheese
▶ 608286 (1) No.2941>>2949
>>2915
With the Federation's advanced technology there has no doubt been one mad scientist that has tried that.
▶ 23a122 (2) No.2949>>2954 >>3015
>>2941
>Federation's advanced technology there has no doubt been one mad scientist that has tried that
>tfw Trek mirrorverse TAS includes kreiger
▶ 3de811 (1) No.2954
>>2949
Trek has so much unused potential.
▶ 8b9dcd (1) No.3015
>>2949
Algernop 11/10, top tier scientist at Daystrom
▶ 303df4 (1) No.5821>>5833
Would Mirror Porthos become Emperor?
▶ d80868 (1) No.5833>>5836
>>5821
He'd have become lunch.
▶ 878b0b (1) No.5836>>5868
▶ 75573d (5) No.5868>>7117 >>7316
>>5836
>Sato is Korean?
Chinese, I think, which is odd as fuck given her Japanese name. Why didn't they just rename the Character Betty Huang or something? It's like calling a modern day white character Washington.
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▶ c9bd69 (2) No.7098
>>2871
Man, that's creepy.
▶ b56c87 (1) No.7117>>7246
>>5868
>"nerds are all racist sexist bigots"
>casts a korean as a japanese because they basically look the same
▶ b9a835 (1) No.7246>>7317
>>7117
>Casts a fucking Englishman as a Frenchman
▶ a9ea91 (3) No.7316
>>5868
She’s just an asiaface oriental. Whatever.
▶ a9ea91 (3) No.7317>>7331 >>17149
>>7246
British English is taught in continental Europe, so it makes sense Picard would use Received Pronunciation.
▶ c9bd69 (2) No.7331>>7337 >>7358
>>7317
Surely a Frenchman speaking English still has a bit of a French accent, non?
▶ a9ea91 (3) No.7337
>>7331
I’d imagine English being the world language on Earth and the European version of that would be Received Pronunciation
▶ 75573d (5) No.7358>>7451
>>7331
>Surely a Frenchman speaking English still has a bit of a French accent, non?
>implying he isn't ALWAYS speaking French while the universal translator does its thing
▶ 75573d (5) No.7449>>20086 >>24196
>such time travel
>so prime directive
>good boy
▶ 8c7e6f (2) No.7451>>7453
>>7358
Jean-Luc is clearly well versed in the english language, he reads Shakespeare to the point of memorisation plus every other significant text that was ever written in it. The guy is like a walking library of books written in english, even in France today, learning English is not uncommon.
Then again there is that episode where he goes to France to see his brother and he just speaks the same. But he does sing a little French humming song.
▶ 75573d (5) No.7453>>7454
>>7451
>he reads Shakespeare to the point of memorisation plus every other significant text that was ever written in it.
In the original French?
▶ 8c7e6f (2) No.7454
>>7453
No in the original Klingon
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▶ 57950f (1) No.10657>>10666
Wonder what would happen if Porthos became Chancellor of the Klingon Empire?
▶ f3fceb (1) No.10666>>10699 >>10700
>>10657
What makes you think he wasn't?
▶ f1670a (1) No.10699
>>10666
So do they still sing songs of the great tribble hunt or not?
▶ 3b049b (1) No.10700>>10707
>>10666
The quality of that webm triggers me.
▶ ffb53c (1) No.10707>>10714 >>11570
>>10700
I love those jackets. What is that fabric pattern? Looks like decent camo?
▶ d4368f (1) No.10714>>11570
>>10707
it kinda looks like a 2 colour tigerstripe variant (probably civilian maker considering). Then again, that's not actually a lot more specific then saying it looks like camo. Best of luck.
▶ f14ed2 (4) No.11570
>>10714
>>10707
Thought there would be some autistic blog somewhere going into detail about it but there doesn't seem to be any.
▶ 476fdd (1) No.12203>>12425
Surprised Porthos hasn't been sent on the Hungry games yet.
▶ 42b82c (1) No.12425
>>12203
He feasts on the bones of fallen tributes.
▶ f14ed2 (4) No.12573>>12647
We should send Porthos next games.
▶ 5d7c94 (1) No.12647
>>12573
He's winning it seems.
▶ 2ca3d1 (1) No.13019
>>1388
>Own pets that sometimes eat you
>Such logical!
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▶ 775f9d (1) No.13142>>13159
Probably the captain's next meal…..
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▶ f4eb39 (2) No.13179>>13225
>>495 (OP)
I am shocked that the writers never did an episode where Porthos' shedding became a major issue on the ship. Like the hair accumulates in some vent grate and chokes the ship to death…nearly. Or a grate in the warp reactor or something. Beagles shed a lot.
▶ 904d61 (1) No.13225
>>13179
I think Porthos would be complaining about the humans shedding to be honest.
▶ d69db4 (1) No.14725>>14728
▶ f4eb39 (2) No.14728>>14730
>>14725
They already did that. >>1328
▶ 04cd4e (1) No.14730
>>14728
I honestly pictured a Beefcake Beagle.
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▶ 937e77 (1) No.17048>>17080
>>499
What if Dukat came in dog form?
▶ 649783 (6) No.17080>>17081
>>17048
What if dogs came in Dukat form?
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▶ 649783 (6) No.17082>>17083
>>17081
Truly man's best friend.
▶ 8d2b60 (1) No.17083>>17139 >>17155 >>18210
>>17082
Well, Bajoran women's at least.
▶ c769f2 (1) No.17084
Reminder in the JJ verse he is killed by Scotty.
▶ 8c21c4 (2) No.17149
>>7317
Sure but according to mem-alpha the reason is that French had become like Latin is today.
▶ c77524 (1) No.17155
>>17083
Dogs are better trained.
▶ a9fa7a (1) No.18210
>>17083
Bajoran woman can't be house trained.
▶ bb9177 (1) No.19643>>19648
So /strek/ I am tempted to get a dog. Would a beagle be a good bet for a first dog?
▶ 1ad4f1 (1) No.19648>>19662 >>19666 >>19940
>>19643
Depends on where you live. The one near me howls a lot more than barking and it carries quite a bit. If you live in the country, no big deal, but the city might get you some noise complaints.
I guess most of it depends on you - your likes, lifestyle, etc. to try and pick a good pup for you.
▶ da8428 (1) No.19662>>19940
>>19648
I have two half brothers that are awesome sweet and Have started if they cannot use the outside cause some other person does not let them outside -nervous twitch.- using the downstairs shower to poop and pee if they cannot get outside. Its far better then the carpet. They let me know..but other people -nervous twitch.- do not have any capacity to understand animals and so therefore…do not interpret what they are saying.
▶ 649783 (6) No.19666>>19940 >>22122
>>19648
Does he howl or does he bay? Beagles are known for their rather unique vocalizations compared to most other dogs.
▶ da26be (1) No.19940>>19952
>>19648
>>19662
>>19666
The real question is how will they react if Will Wheatboy comes to the door?
▶ 649783 (6) No.19952>>20067
>>19940
Hopefully they're trained well enough to go straight for his empty scrotum.
▶ 0a9392 (1) No.20067>>20084
>>19952
I wish I had that post saved of Porthos going after Wesley's balls.
▶ 649783 (6) No.20084>>20125
>>20067
Lmao, I must have missed that one.
▶ 023ae9 (1) No.20086
>>7449
>time traveling Suliban to push him
IT WAS ME, BARRY!
▶ ae2039 (1) No.20125
>>20084
I found it, it's still up.
>>915
▶ 8c21c4 (2) No.22122>>22191
>>19666
>Beagles are known for their rather unique vocalizations compared to most other dogs.
Maybe you're confusing them with a Basenji
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▶ 39f8fd (1) No.24181
Would you watch an animated Porthos show?
▶ 75bdb8 (3) No.24196>>24199
>>7449
The fuck. Is that dog using a tool? Did dogs fucking evolve? Are there dog-piloted spaceships? Was Porthos a pet or one of the ships officers?
What the fuck is a suliban doing there?????
▶ 75bdb8 (3) No.24198>>24199
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
OH MY GOD PORTHOS IS A FULLY SENTIENT TEMPORAL AGENT!
HES JUST LIKE NIBBLER!!!
▶ 754e76 (1) No.24199
>>24196
>>24198
You only figured this shit out now? Porthos was the anomaly in Star Trek Enterprise that nobody accounted for.
▶ 4fbc63 (2) No.24204>>24218
>>2697
>Since the average age for humans used to be something like 35-40ish
I swear this fucking history meme pisses me off every time.
AVERAGE lifespan was low because infant deaths were insanely high. If you'd reach your childhood, there'd be a good chance you'd reach your 60's. If you hadn't died by plague, war, or any accidental death.
Obviously, people with little access to actual medications lived shorter, but if you lived to adulthood you'd probably reach old age.
Mind, the average lifespan only really increased after the World Wars in any significant way.
▶ 75bdb8 (3) No.24218>>24224 >>24227
>>24204
The average age of death for collected caveman skeletons is 25, their mean maximum age was 30, and only one or two skeletons age 45 or older were discovered.
We calculate life expectancy today using infant mortality because we know when infants die and can have stat data on that. Caveman life expectancy isn't calculated using infant mortality because we don't have their dead infants, we don't know how many pregnancies resulted in stillbirths, we just have skeletons of adults which are compared at age of death.
Are you one of those paleo-diet morons? Why don't any of you dumb fucks try living with paleo medicine for awhile.
▶ 4fbc63 (2) No.24224>>24226 >>24240
>>24218
If you're going to be a bitch, at least do a search before you embarrass your retard face.
https://www.nytimes.com/2013/03/24/magazine/who-lives-longest.html
From the first pages of history in Sumeria to the early modern era, average lifespan was low because infant deaths were high.
And if you weren't a stupid fuck, you'd realize what average actually meant.
▶ 955220 (1) No.24226
>>24224
What did he mean by this?
▶ 1db8be (1) No.24227>>24240
>>24218
Everyone knows people in the beginning lived centuries if not thousands of years. It says so in the bible. We know the bible has elements of the antediluvian civilization so ancient man probably lived to be 800 years old.
▶ f192c7 (1) No.24240
>>24224
>new york times
This guy >>24227 is more believable.