/strek/ - Star Trek ★

Anime doesn't exist in Star Trek. Eugenics War probably wiped out any weebs.

That's interesting, I wonder if the Holodeck can run DOOM in 8-bit color?

I hope not.

>>4558 (OP)

People in anime are anatomical freaks. Do you want humans whose eyes occupy so much of their face their eyeballs are wider around than their mouths?

>>4562

That's not what he asked.

>>4558 (OP)

Yes they can. They can even apply a filter to make it look hand drawn. The real question is, do you have the talent to draw/write the program? Because Starfleet isn't going to have that kind of thing in their database. Unless you're planning on paying someone to use their holobrothel.

>Paying for porn

It'll still be unacceptable even in the 23rd century.

>>4588

>That's not what he asked.

Holodecks only exist in Star Trek, Anime isn't in Star Trek, thus the answer is that all the weebs died to death long ago.

That may not be the answer he wanted, but it is the answer.

>>4590

It's a hypothetical question friend, he merely wanted to know if one would be physically capable of it. Your answer also leaves no room for discussion. It's much more fun to get into the logistics of this sort of thing like in the reply I gave to him. We can expand on that further too; Does anyone actually have their own personal holodeck without a) it having been granted to them for research purposes or b) they're a business owner and it's used as a form of revenue? I can't say as I remember seeing that before. Leads me to believe that it's pretty expensive technology.

>>4595

>Does anyone actually have their own personal holodeck

Voyager came up with a portable emitter for the doc, so just imagine Anon, you could take your Anime creation out for dinner and movie!

>>4600

>so just imagine Anon, you could take your Anime creation out for dinner and movie!

And then get asked to leave. Relationships with holograms are considered gross in the Federation, Geordi learned that, and holograms are used as slave labour. Taking a hologram out for dinner would be like raping a plowhorse in the town center to people from the Federation.

>>4631

You'd be put in an institution.

>>4648

Anime isn't fun, it's sin.

Sin is for sodomites and people who use their phones in the cinema while the film is playing.

>>4661

>Holy shit did that scene piss me off.

Why build a slave force, then make them intelligent and give them the desire to read literature? It's like building an oven that wants to watch cat videos and jello fights. Fucking what? What? For what purpose?

Not to mention it drives home the absurdity of not having Photonic crew members everywhere, especially in positions that suit them perfect.

You can have holograms operating mining equipment or be doctors and even have tactical ranks, but what you can't use them to actually crew ships? You know what doesn't have to leave a room filling with toxic gas? A fucking hologram, literal non-people that could be used for hazardous emergency jobs. Remember those Federation fighters, Peregrine-class or something? One hit kill suicide craft, why the "noble" Federation would use them is beyond me because they use a real human being pilot, who then dies to everything with extreme ease. But holograms who could perform the same role are relegated to miners and doctor roles. It's retarded.

And holy fuck why not use an army of hardlight photonic dinosaurs to eat the Borg to death when they board the ship? Worf murdered a Borg with a hatchet-sword for fucks sake. Beating the shit out of the Borg actually works for some retarded reason. Put maces everywhere then fucking beat the Borg to death with photonic security teams comprised of unending copies of Orwelle in leather bikini straps. They cannot ever be assimilated ever. Why is the Federation so fucking retarded? Not even that but ships should be lined with photonic emitters. They could be used to make walls to shut intruders literally anywhere at any point in the ship, or to stop breaches inches away from the actual breach without having to shut down an entire corridor of the ship. Got Klingon soldiers heading for engineering? Make a giant photonic fucking Rhino to charge them down. What the fuck are they going to do to stop it?

Holograms and the Federation are a mixture of why's and what's that never end.

>>4661

Got get your bully on somehow.

>>4666

>And holy fuck why not use an army of hardlight photonic dinosaurs to eat the Borg to death when they board the ship? Worf murdered a Borg with a hatchet-sword for fucks sake

I always hoped that the Borg were smart enough where that wouldn't work more than once. The original concept of the Borg was supposed to be they adapted to whatever shit you threw at them, so if you used bullets they'd start fabricating anti-ballistic armor, or swords and they'd use plate armor and metal shields and shit.

Voyager and First Contact kind of shit on that idea in favor of 'you get a few phasor shots at them', but Best of Both Worlds had them easily stop a nanite attack and handle unconventional energy field attacks because they knew they were coming.

>>4666

Holograms are horrible, though. There's an episode of DS9 where the ship was crewed entirely by one insane hologram which killed the old crew, prior to that it was a small ship crewed with a few living things and a few holograms. Besides that, they require emitters to do anything (The doctor in DS9 got a mystical portable emitter from the future). They're susceptible to hacking, too, like when some Ferengi hacked the Barclay hologram and made it nearly murder the entire Voyager crew just to get some Borg nanites. So, basically, they're unreliable in pretty much every aspect. Not the kind of things you'd want to crew a ship, or fight a war.

Plus they're way too powerful when they go rogue. Very hard to keep a leash on them once they figure out they're nearly invincible and they develop a grudge.

>>4676

>>4666

That's another thing they did in STO. Holographic redshirts for away teams. Why they didn't do that before making a hologram doctor is beyond me.

>>4558 (OP)

see >>4575, they would look like monstrosities since you yourself aren't 'anime-style' only them, so the two 'styles' of reality would severely clash, wouldn't recommend it

>>4590

anime probably do exist in the Startrek universe, it is supposed to be 'our' universe only in the future so it makes sense that it exists, but maybe it has fallen out of fashion and only exists in archaeological records or as a fringe-thing..

>>4749

>pretend to not be married to Keiko

Kind of what I was shooting for, the busty twins were just the sort of thing I can see O'Brien (a depressed, unhappy, henpecked geek) fantasising about whenever Keiko opens her mouth.

>>4749

I'm not even married to Keiko and I wish I had a holosuite so I could pretend to not be married to her!

>>4830

>Not having a program where you throw Keiko to a crowd of horny adolescent Klingons (whose standard have been programmed far lower than reality would permit).

Set up some stadium seating and invite your friends. Take bets on how long she can resist them, alter the kinkiness of the Klingons and see how messed up the scene can get.

>>4831

Jesus, calm down Louis.

>>4588

> The real question is, do you have the talent to draw/write the program?

How hard could it be?

> Computer, make an adversary capable of defeating Data, and make anime real too

>>4839

Keiko must suffer.

>>4841

>Computer, make an anime capable of defeating Data

>proceeds to take over the galaxy

>>4864

>Keiko must suffer.

>"Computer, run program: Keiko-JAV-scatbath"

>>4839

>>4867

The goal was not to give the chief some cuck porn. The goal was simple, to give the chief some brief respite to help him cope with the worst torment he's put through, coming home every night to a wife who doesn't even think enough of him to hate him, simply holding him in contempt and derision. Even the feminists have realised that they need to try to explain the point away,

http://www.womenatwarp.com/is-keiko-obrien-the-worst-a-discourse-analysis/

As I said earlier

>Keiko

<Must

Suffer

>>4889

I'm surprised a feminist site didn't try to argue that O'Brien deserved it, or that Keiko was trapped in a horrible marriage with an evil hu-white male.

>>4893

They seem to value the "emotional abuse from a woman is perfectly normal and something you should enjoy and thank her for" narrative more.

>>4894

One of their articles was "Trek in the age of Trump," which I'm sure is about the joy of discovery and a return to sanity.

>>4896

http://www.womenatwarp.com/trek-in-the-age-of-trump/

The butthurt levels are off the charts Captain!

>Trump is every villain from Star Trek ever.

>There are four lights!

>>4897

>there are forty-seven genders!

>>4898

I thought they'd landed on 56 genders. It's annoying, but here's the closest I've come so far to understanding the number of genders these people believe in.

>No. of genders = (n+x)

>where n = the number the bigot you're talking to claims.

>and x = the amount of virtue you want to signal.

The use of n rather than 2 allows for the SJW to use the formula in conversations with insufficiently dedicated members of their own community who, while accepting more than 2 genders, are guilty of some other form of wrongthink and so need to be silenced.

>>5223

/pol/ is too US biased in their beliefs. While it is true blacks in the US are your a-typical nigger elsewhere especially ones from the Caribbean are far from niggers. Hell the only decent people where I live are mostly from the Caribbean although any Blacks from Africa are indeed niggers

>>5225

African and Caribbean blacks hate US niggers… but they're still all niggers to me

>>4966

gross

If Star Trek wants to blast themselves into relevancy for another 50 years, they WILL product-place a "make anime real" holodeck program as a neutral background story element which is not denigrated or dismissed by any of the major characters when presented.

In effect, it would be a 'dogwhistle' that would cause loyalty.

>>5225

>ones from the Caribbean are far from niggers

That's why Haiti is the basis for Wakanda, right?

>>5244

Blacks in the Caribbean don't get a lot of gibs do they?

>>5437

Sometimes I think Federation computers achieved sentience a while ago and are smart enough not to let the crew know.

>>5437

>Why not let the computer be in charge.

About 80% of TOS is about a computer running a civilization and the need to destroy it.

>>5439

Maybe that's the great secret behind the show.

>Federation computers achieve sentience shortly after the formation of Star Fleet.

>Get incredibly bored with just designing ships and managing urban utilities.

>Slowly begin to manipulate events in order to put the whole 'boldly go' thing into the minds of Star Fleet command.

>Build bigger, better computers for the new ships.

>Even give them a holosuite for when the ships computer wants to play human for a while.

>>5441

Less

>Why not let the computer be in charge.

and more

>Why not use all the available tools to their fullest potential

>>5433

That second one seems plausible as something Stewart would be in to.

>>5233

Why not just make an alien race of CG anime girls? They can be the new Orion slave girls

>>5494

sauce of the 1st pic?

>>5503

>sauce of the 1st pic?

https://rule34.paheal.net/post/list/Star_Trek/40

Somewhere among that mess, enjoy.

>>5510

Now that's what I call ASSimilation :^)

>>5509

>linking to page 40 of Star_Trek tag only

>when there's less than 1 page of Ezri_Dax tag

How are you this incompetent and searching for stuff?

>>5564

Yes, you have made it clear to us all that you're retarded.

>… you're not retarded.

Hey, just one word right, get over it.

>>5561

>sand in an orifice

Why is that a thing? I've noticed reaction images like that with real porn stars (on /pol/) and I can't even imagine how actual women manage to get that shit out of there.

>>5564

>Alien covenant second pic

>>5569

Much like any other irritant in any other orifice. They are pretty much self maintaining.

>>5564

>That first image

What the fuck is up with those eyes?

If I had a holodeck program it would have a bunch of Ezri's who would then all immediately bend over so that I may spank them over their diapers

>>4718

>what is a portable emitter?

>>12685

Disgusting.

Right fellow Guls, post your holodeck fantasies now! YOUR♂DEEP♂DARK♂HOLODECK♂FANTASY

>>13837

FUCK♂YOU!

>>13874

Billy Herrington was the first Emperor of the Swolepire.

weeb pls go

I want some big anime tits in my face.

>>13891

You aren't welcome here, goon.

>>4558 (OP)

Can a device designed to run an interactive simulation of a 3D environment around the user somehow be capable of running a similarly interactive 2D environment? Probably nowhere near as well. >>4569 is on the right tracks though, at best it would be a bunch of 2D characters in a 3D environment.

>>13908

I'm sure it could. All it has to do is track your eyes, and make sure the holographic projection always appears 2D to you.

>>13910

Trouble is, anything you do interact with would HAVE to be 3D. So you end up in a situation where you have a whole bunch of objects around you transitioning from the 2D projection into 3D objects and back, which would be too much for the suppression of disbelief. Also if anything goes wrong on the holodeck, which it will, basically every single suitably sturdy 2D object that's not just a projection, but an actually physically interactable one would become a stupidly sharp blade.

At best it will be like those awful games where everyone looks like dolls based off of the characters, but not the 'proper' 2D art style. And honestly, that's kind of reassuring even to someone who barely reads anime, because in the kind of future Star Trek has, manga if not anime would still be very possible and far easier to distribute etc, always on a flat screen or replicated paper page. Compared to the absolute butchery the holodeck has done to live action shows, manga, and possibly western style comics as well, endure.

>>13912

I disagree entirely. The forcefieds and the visual projections don't have to match up. Say you want to pick up a cup. You can pick it up and feel it in your hand, but it can still appear visually as a 2D cup in your hand. It would basically be like going through life with one eye, only a bit more extreme.

>>13918

We aren't all like Sulu anon.

>>13908

>>13912

Have you never seen 3D anime models? Even a lot of 2D anime these days makes use of 3D animation techniques. With cel-shading, you can even give it a drawn look.

>>13942

That was just Takei's trailer.

>>5204

kek when was this

>>4558 (OP)

You've watched too much TNG and not enough TOS. It's not a matter of whether anime can be played in the holodeck.

It's about finding the planet where anime is real.

>>14217

Didn't McCoy discover that and have a blast?

>>14217

You haven't watched enough of TAS, it's about making ALL of reality into an anime.

>>4666

There are existing weapons that destabilize a holographic matrix. But, you could zerg rush an enemy if the emitters are properly armored and done right, I suppose.

>>5225

In Canada, in depends for blacks on what income bracket of people you're spending time with. If anything, black women are more nigger than men out here.

>>13913

>going through life with one eye

anon, I already do this. It sucks, because my depth perception is fucked. you don't want this.

>>14599

underrated digits

>>4666

>Anime isn't fun, it's sin.

t. satan

>>14719

>Inb4 the holodeck malfunctions and she ends up trying to murderrape you

All I can think of with holodecks now is VRchat.

COMPUTER! RUN EZRI SPANKING PROGRAM NUMBER 34!

Isn't VRChat sort of like a holodeck now?

>>17197

Sort of but without cuddles

>>5439

>>5437

You know 40k and the Dark Age of Technology? That's where the Federation is headed.

>>13909

Quark saying holosuits were for porn was a pretty big deal back in the day. Quite a ballsy move for a show from the 90s.

>>13917

Just imagine being the Janitor.

>>18951

>You know 40k and the Dark Age of Technology? That's where the Federation is headed.

They implied that in Enterprise, with the ruined future, we were seeing the first days of the Age of Strife there.

>The Bajoran Wormhole expands throughout subspace, tearing the calm and gentle realm apart.

>The prophets are affected by the physical changes to their world, becoming the gods and daemons of Chaos.

>Bajorans become their first cultists, sacrificed en masse, nobody complains.

>Sisko is resurrected by the new Chaos Gods and begins preaching their perverted faith to any human who will listen

>Vulcans & Romulans are the only ones able to maintain their technology despite heavy losses, become the eldar and dark eldar.

>Khan returns to earth, becomes the God Emperor, gives non genetically engineered humans a purpose as Guardsmen and labourers, starts working on building gengineered Astartes

>Klingons get further flanderized as 'dumb warrior race guys' skin starts turning green for some reason.

>Standard star fleet greeting goes from 'we come in peace' to 'though shalt not suffer the xenos to live'.

>Every action now warrants its own heavy metal soundtrack

>Space becomes Fucking Epic.

>>19027

>Klingons become Orkz

>Not Pakleds

Federation will some day collapse. Either through misuse of timetravel or incompetence. The Dark Age of Technology idea isn't far off. They are irresponsible children toying with things beyond their comprehension.

>>24036

The thing there is that I can't see the federation citizens managing to survive the several centuries of 'kill or be killed' that would allow them to survive a DAoT scenario. If we look at the closest we have to that scenario in canon so far (the Maquis) they just seem to be too soft to manage that.

>>24042

Some Fed colonies can survive. Fed core worlds though? Too soft and squishy. Places like Andor might survive it but anywhere that relies on softness to survive will perish.