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File: bc51e041cd2d29d⋯.jpg (245.95 KB, 2800x1178, 1400:589, alexander.jpg)

Anonymous 08/27/17 (Sun) 18:45:36 4366f7 No.3876

>mixed race

>single mother who rejects tradition

>(mostly) absentee father

He never had a chance

Anonymous 08/27/17 (Sun) 19:26:02 7481cb No.3879

File: 0a5cd4ec81f9c32⋯.jpg (404.5 KB, 1280x1274, 640:637, tumblr_oj8n26fvCI1til903o1….jpg)

at least he tried to do klingon stuff

Anonymous 08/27/17 (Sun) 19:28:28 a6491d No.3880

File: 58996c6329de87b⋯.png (145.62 KB, 400x298, 200:149, hog22.5.png)

>>3879

That image truly disgusts me.

Anonymous 08/27/17 (Sun) 20:04:15 b63ec2 No.3884

File: b38f724920dac24⋯.jpg (7.75 KB, 300x300, 1:1, startrek doctor rustled.jpg)

File: d71c1c4160ccccf⋯.gif (827.87 KB, 500x376, 125:94, startrek doctor aghast.gif)

>>3879

>mfw I saw that pic

>mfw I remembered Worf's foster parents

>mfw I looked up "Rozhenko jew"

>mfuckingfw I found http://archive.is/KUX5g

Anonymous 08/27/17 (Sun) 20:09:00 7481cb No.3886

>>3884

doesn't worf religiously believe in kahless though?

i wonder if he's circumsised

Anonymous 08/27/17 (Sun) 20:22:23 b63ec2 No.3889

File: 71a925c3c3b3055⋯.jpg (485.24 KB, 1014x760, 507:380, startrek worfgasm.jpg)

>>3886

>doesn't worf religiously believe in kahless though?

You mean the Kahless that appeared to him and that he then discovered was a clone? I'm pretty sure Worf's over that.

Anyway, Kahless is more a hero myth than a god, like King Arthur. I'm pretty sure no one really expected him to return, and they were all caught flat-footed when he showed up.

Anonymous 08/27/17 (Sun) 20:53:26 f254f7 No.3896

>>3889

Everyone was pretty much ready to open their klingon buttcheeks to nu-Kahless until big dick Gowron showed up and kicked his ass, and even then Worf managed to get him a little bit of power after going "He's Kahless, bro" at Gowron enough times.

Anonymous 08/27/17 (Sun) 22:09:09 554bac No.3905

>>3889

Worf isn't even a proper klingon.

Didn't you ever wonder why he cares so much more about his honor and doing things the right way than every other klingon on the show, despite never actually having lived in klingon society?

Worf only knows of klingon language, customs, religion and traditions because he has read about them and thought it all sounded so much cooler than all the human stuff around him.

He's not a real klingon, he's a feddie orphan who became the equivalent of a klingon weaboo.

He just thinks of everything klingon the way a weaboo thinks of japan, despite having never set foot on a klingon planet until halfway through TNG.

Anonymous 08/27/17 (Sun) 22:24:24 109228 No.3906

>>3905

Dax was more Klingon than Worf ever was.

Anonymous 08/28/17 (Mon) 00:21:51 b4df1e No.3909

>>3905

I thought the Klingon civil war arc was funny because Worf found himself in the middle of nothing but Klingons, none of his federation buddies to bail him out. Within minutes of living among real Klingons, it becomes blatantly obvious that Worf is way out of his element. The bar scene especially. Klingons from both sides of the conflict are drinking, chatting, and boasting together, and Worf is standing there next to his brother Kurn, baffled.

>"B-but they're our enemies now, Kurn."

>"We're Klingons, Worf! We love war, this is who we are!"

>"B-but muh duty."

He's the most Klingon guy in the galaxy, until another Klingon enters the room.

Anonymous 08/28/17 (Mon) 00:29:25 3f1e68 No.3910

In one of TNG episodes when Worf suffers a severe injury and need to undergo medical treatment it is stated that Klingons have "backup" organs for everything.

I wonder how mixed human/klingons even work. Do they have backup organs too?

Anonymous 08/28/17 (Mon) 03:39:16 5a9d00 No.3924

>>3910

>I wonder how mixed human/klingons even work. Do they have backup organs too?

What they really need are backup fathers.

Anonymous 08/28/17 (Mon) 05:07:04 b63ec2 No.3926

File: 64d3807e72786ab⋯.jpg (39.56 KB, 480x480, 1:1, blk something I don't know.jpg)

>>3906

>Dax was more Klingon than Worf ever was.

Yeah, that was always fun to watch, to be honest. What was so effortless for her was unbearably hard for him.

>>3910

>Klingons have "backup" organs for everything.

inb4 backup penis speculation

>>3910

>I wonder how mixed human/klingons even work. Do they have backup organs too?

Probably a crap shoot. Spock had the secondary eyelids, green blood, pointed ears, and organ assortment as all other Vulcans. Another child born to Sarek and Amanda might closely resemble a human, although the more probable outcome is either another Spock or, if we're being realistic, a still-born monster.

>>3924

>What they really need are backup fathers.

Oh dude.

Anonymous 08/28/17 (Mon) 17:36:55 7659cf No.3963

>>3886

>>3910

So do they circumcise just one of their dicks?

Anonymous 09/03/17 (Sun) 12:59:29 50d794 No.4621

>>3876

Anyone who is a halfbreed apart from Spock does shitty in Star Trek. Almost like the writers were telling us race mixing doesn't work.

Anonymous 09/03/17 (Sun) 14:45:38 cfcfbb No.4634

>>4621

Even though he was kind of a shitty character, I pitied Alexander the most. He even travels back in time to try to make himself less of a faggot and it still doesn't work. He is simply doomed to be an omega male loser.

Anonymous 09/03/17 (Sun) 15:23:37 e680ac No.4635

>>4634

That future Alexander had become a pretty good warrior, just too late for it to matter.

Anonymous 09/03/17 (Sun) 15:59:05 61a232 No.4639

>>3886

I feel like klingon dicks would have to be circumcision resistant. Some sort of hard ridge across the top to ward away danger (and for her pain and pleasure).

Anonymous 09/03/17 (Sun) 17:16:55 7a800e No.4651

>>4639

>Klingon head ridges match the ridges on their dicks

>These patterns are displayed on their heads in order to attract mates

Best canon

Anonymous 09/03/17 (Sun) 17:27:01 955fb5 No.4654

File: 94fcdb9ce409de4⋯.mp4 (2.27 MB, 608x360, 76:45, Klingon Females and Their ….mp4)

>>4639

>I feel like klingon dicks would have to be circumcision resistant

I dunno. Those teeth look pretty sharp.

Anonymous 09/03/17 (Sun) 17:52:03 c112f9 No.4660

>>4651

But what about the women?

inb4 >implying I don't already know the answer

Anonymous 09/04/17 (Mon) 00:11:30 83963a No.4717

File: 71bbd6eb34551ae⋯.jpg (85.87 KB, 800x1007, 800:1007, gowron2.jpg)

>>4651

>>Klingon head ridges match the ridges on their dicks

Gowron's head looks like a huge clit, is he a trap?

Anonymous 09/04/17 (Mon) 01:52:56 83963a No.4725

File: 7037a1325afb430⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 181.49 KB, 700x587, 700:587, Star Trek 3d cock checkers….png)

>>4651

>>Klingon head ridges match the ridges on their dicks

>>These patterns are displayed on their heads in order to attract mates

>Best canon

Browsing the R34 Trek porn site, found some existing fanart to support this conclusion.

Anonymous 09/04/17 (Mon) 08:20:24 33bdd9 No.4745

>>4639

>>4651

>>4725

Seems very reasonable, bigger and 'better' ridges would be a sign of evolutionary superiority, and it is somewhat reflected in their society as well

Anonymous 09/04/17 (Mon) 10:09:59 77929a No.4757

>>4725

>Browsing R34 Trek porn

I can think of nothing more dangerous.

Anonymous 09/04/17 (Mon) 15:15:32 6b17e6 No.4786

>>4745

Chang is the most Klingon guy of all and he has virtually no ridges.

Anonymous 09/05/17 (Tue) 08:44:03 33bdd9 No.4882

>>4786

You can still fight the system, to get a head by dedication, luck and proving that you are a great warrior.. But families with 'better' ridges get a head in the klingon society without much struggle just because muh genetics

Anonymous 09/05/17 (Tue) 08:54:47 83963a No.4885

File: e3352af6ec138df⋯.jpg (913.02 KB, 950x1460, 95:146, kor2.jpg)

>>4882

>But families with 'better' ridges get a head in the klingon society without much struggle just because muh genetics

Large more pronounced dick ridges push the competitors semen out of the vagina before the male Klingon can discharge his load into the female, ensuring that the next brood she births will be his. A Klingon male will eat the offspring of any competitors the female may give birth to.

Anonymous 09/05/17 (Tue) 08:56:53 33bdd9 No.4887

>>4885

k, source?

Anonymous 09/05/17 (Tue) 08:59:31 83963a No.4888

File: a37e1193efea2b9⋯.gif (1.19 MB, 640x276, 160:69, chekov-btfo.gif)

>>4887

>k, source?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Etoro_people#Klingons_Sexual_Rituals

Anonymous 09/05/17 (Tue) 11:34:32 33bdd9 No.4900

>>4888

k so never mind actual canon or representative predictions

Anonymous 09/05/17 (Tue) 11:46:01 83963a No.4901

File: 29026aff3830a47⋯.png (342.55 KB, 449x284, 449:284, dubs trekked.png)

>>4900

The Klingons believe that young bucks must ingest the semen of their elders daily from the age of 7 until they turn 17 to achieve adult male status and to properly mature and grow strong.

''Male Klingon Rites of Passages:

Jat'lyn: This is the first rite of passage for the bucks. They are separated from their mothers at this stage, they participate in blood letting, process in which they stick long bat'leths up their asses to make them bleed, and therefore rid themselves of their mothers' presence in them. The Klingons believe that males are born without semen and so, during Jat'lyn, the bucks perform ritual "fellatio". They are required to stick to a strict diet of semen during this time period which is from age 7-10.''

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sambia_people#Klingon_Rites_of_Passage

Anonymous 09/05/17 (Tue) 13:27:42 d2ee06 No.4903

File: 0c64818c67fe420⋯.jpg (77.08 KB, 640x648, 80:81, 6166321 _01e6c808846c9be65….jpg)

>>4901

>>4888

>Links are not about Klingons, but to general wiki articles about a bunch a backwards Papua New Guinea tribesmen who think that hetero sex drains your life force and boys can't produce semen until they sucked dicks.

Nice try, faggot. Now tell us all about how traps aren't gay.

Anonymous 09/05/17 (Tue) 13:31:10 83963a No.4904

File: f6bad7575484d51⋯.jpg (71.14 KB, 736x574, 368:287, transquark.jpg)

>>4903

>Now tell us all about how traps aren't gay.

Oy vey, Dr. Bashir makes very good dick pockets, goyim can't feel the difference.

Anonymous 09/05/17 (Tue) 14:13:24 405197 No.4906

File: c3ae203557b18b2⋯.webm (1.82 MB, 768x576, 4:3, Debating Traps.webm)

>>4903

>>4904

Anonymous 09/06/17 (Wed) 10:05:43 299e31 No.5036

>>3876

>tfw you realize worf was a kike

Anonymous 09/06/17 (Wed) 13:25:05 40c1c0 No.5052

>>5036

I guess pork had no honor.

Anonymous 09/06/17 (Wed) 14:56:21 94c639 No.5062

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>3876

i always felt bad for worf. its not like he wanted to be raised in fucking siberia. dude wanted to be klingon so bad and it was obvious he belonged to neither the empire nor the federation. he was a good tactical officer though, even if he was a tad jumpy with arming the photon torpedos.

anyways heres a compilation of worf getting denied over and over again

Anonymous 09/06/17 (Wed) 15:36:49 6c64fd No.5071

File: 2f22718fdce5c8e⋯.gif (2.87 MB, 300x226, 150:113, worf shiiit.gif)