/strek/ - Star Trek ★

>>2864 (OP)

Hmm… yes, that all seems to be in order.

"He's the hero The Alpha Sector deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll hate him. Because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A dark Gul."

>>3069

>more like putting his dick inside her, but okay

When you think about it, Dukat went suffered immensely for that plan to succeed. Not only did he have to let Nurse Ratched bounce up and down on him while he held in the vomit, he had to go through biosculpting on a hideous level in order to pass nude inspection. Imagine how it felt to have his penis descaled,

>>3152

Young Louise Fletcher was a qtpie tho, I'd do her.

>>3593

Fletch has ALWAYS looked like she'd be more at home drowning children in bathtubs. That was part of her charm. She might be the most wonderful woman on earth, but she always looks like the kind of woman who'd strip a man naked and then slowly strip his skin off.

>>3601

>that made her kinda hot too.

ywn never be murdered in bed by Louise Fletcher circa 1964.

>Why die?

>>3602

>Dukat spends his last few weeks banging Louise Fletcher and finally getting murdered by her

there are worse ways to go. I hope they roleplayed with her being a passive-agressive cunt who works at an insane asylum.

>>3604

Honestly, I was appalled, at first, with that pairing. Then it seemed like they'd both found each others soulmate. Unfortunately for them both, spiders eat their mates.

>>3609

>He wasn't alone. Of all the humanoid skull ridges in the galaxy, the Bajoran ones always seemed to be the most aesthetically pleasing.

I always imagined it was a gill like structure, an evolutionary response to the fact Bajorans have chronic flatulence, nature responded with a fart filter.

>>3637

>Bajorans have chronic flatulence, nature responded with a fart filter.

Why would you say such a thing?

>>3637

I thought the evolutionary response was tailored to filter out the smell from all the bullshit constantly spewing from their mouths.

>>3657

<I think he's talking about you - Major

>>2864 (OP)

>an awakening - a redpilling - as the Internet has termed it

>how do you do, fellow internet users?

>>2868

>filename

Funny, considering he films his shitty little e-show on a porno set.

>>3690

>Funny, considering he films his shitty little e-show on a porno set.

Can you even imagine the smell?

Of Wil and his friends. I imagine the couch reeks, as well

>last supper painting with Weaton as Jesus

He's not even worthy enough to be Judas.

>>3760

>He's a chair leg

And not a good chair leg. He's the leg that's shorter than the other legs and causes the chair to wobble.

I like the evolution of this thread, despite it only having 27 replies.

>start off as a Dukat thread

>turn into a Dukat/Kai Winn thread

>then a bit of Louise Fletcher

>a brief interlude with Bajoran nose ridges filtering farts

>a sequel to an earlier post about Wil Wheaton which naturally turns into shitting on him

I don't think this is what the OP indended, but I like it.

>>3780

We… we have a short attention span.

>>4128

>On another note, why isn't there a Wheel of Time board?

Make one. I'll show up.

>Ishmael did nothing wrong

Yes, he did. He lost.